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gf

slim tapered is the best

Who /highiqloser/ here?

In Middle School I scored 131, but I have this thing where I internalise negativity and being emotionally neglected by my parents, harassed by my siblings, and having no sense of confidence around females or larger males, I became a shut-in and never graduated High School.

I think if circumstances had been different, I would probably be a scientist or an academic.

And don't ask how much of a pussy I must be to have let myself miss school. I've posted my life story on /brit/ a couple of times, and even you sad sacks tell me my life is fucking depressing.

I'm very self-hating and nearly suicidal.

hate, fucking HATE
yanks

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leftypol need to leave

get back to discord you filthy stinking degenerates

cognitive dissonance

>>75582214
Even me?

Cold showers? Biggest meme out lads.

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19th listen of the day

orchestrating a wank

>>75582214
fuck off cunt

fuck anime

have to wear straight fit because my muscly legs dont fit in slim trousers.

its a good feel 2bh. got a fantastic arse too. always gets groped by drunk women in pubs and clubs. fucking hilarious.

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... bus selfie on the 438 bus Sydney 2nd of June 2017 ...

There is no more just war than a race war.

hankering for a wankering

conference pear

>>75582213
can you post this again please?

>>75582198
munter

>>75582217
alt-marx

>The lumpenproletariat, this scum of the decaying elements of all classes, which establishes headquarters in all the big cities, is the worst of all popular allies. It is an absolutely venal, an absolutely brazen crew. If the French workers, in the course of the Revolution, inscribed on the houses: Mort aux voleurs! (Death to the thieves!) and even shot down many, they did it, not out of enthusiasm for property, but because they rightly considered it necessary to hold that band at arm’s length.

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https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/870592083060543488

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>>75582263
Post willy

>>75582263
*shrieks in horror*
VIRGIN! VIRGIN! VIRGIN!

>>75582258
slut

Who /highiqloser/ here?

In Middle School I scored 131, but I have this thing where I internalise negativity and being emotionally neglected by my parents, harassed by my siblings, and having no sense of confidence around females or larger males, I became a shut-in and never graduated High School.

I think if circumstances had been different, I would probably be a scientist or an academic.

And don't ask how much of a pussy I must be to have let myself miss school. I've posted my life story on /brit/ a couple of times, and even you sad sacks tell me my life is fucking depressing.

I'm very self-hating and nearly suicidal.

Posting again as requested.

>>75582263
if you cant grow a full beard dont bother with any facial hair. looks terrible.

>>75582236
John the Fisherman is their masterwork imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkFMJ4-ai1I

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labour are going to lose

>>75582213
>tfw we never had an IQ exam in our school/university

I don't even sure if I'm retard or not now.

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*starts world war one*
ahh yes

>>75582263
Awesome pic. Great jaw. Look healthy. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any bus pics or vid clips.

the good
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and then theres the bad
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>>75582255

>>75582232

Who /lovepints/ here?

primus is fucking shit.

>>75582335
looks like a bit of a mong 2bh

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>>75582324
I'm just lazy
just shaved and about to turn in

imagine actually thinking that labour might win

Who /highiqloser/ here?

In Middle School I scored 131, but I have this thing where I internalise negativity and being emotionally neglected by my parents, harassed by my siblings, and having no sense of confidence around females or larger males, I became a shut-in and never graduated High School.

I think if circumstances had been different, I would probably be a scientist or an academic.

And don't ask how much of a pussy I must be to have let myself miss school. I've posted my life story on /brit/ a couple of times, and even you sad sacks tell me my life is fucking depressing.

I'm very self-hating and nearly suicidal.

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>Get on Anon, the race is starting!

Rex was a Texan out of New Orleans

>>75582163
me on the left

How is the live under Sharia Law?
Are you allowed to eat and drink yet or have you to wait another few hours?

nothing gets me as fucked off as PACKING

>>75582367
look at all that bio oil

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alri lads haha

imagine actually thinking trump might win

imagine actually thinking brexit might win

nothing gets me as fucked off as PAKIING

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>75582404
Imagine thinking that the tories will win a landslide victory

>>75582331
Russians are either all alcoholics, or genius grand chess masters

Who /highiqloser/ here?

In Middle School I scored 81, but I have this thing where I internalise negativity and being emotionally neglected by my parents, harassed by my siblings, and having no sense of confidence around females or larger males, I became a shut-in and never graduated High School.

I think if circumstances had been different, I would probably be a scientist or an academic.

And don't ask how much of a pussy I must be to have let myself miss school. I've posted my life story on /brit/ a couple of times, and even you sad sacks tell me my life is fucking depressing.

I'm very self-hating and nearly suicidal.

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>>75582389

imagine actually thinking wilders might win
imagine actually thinking le pen might win

>>75582402
me except no cigarettes and there's 10 more empty bottles out of shot scattered on the floor

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hmm which do you prefer

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any marlow man jn

>>75582440
Pics

>>75582404
>redditch spacing
fuck off

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Converted seven tories to the Corbynite revolution so far

also doing two proxy votes, they're voting Corbyn whether they like or not

>>75582477
does

this

trigger

you

>>75582440
think we might have met before 2bh
are you the one that drinks a 700ml bottle of voddy on reg?

business idea: privatise the NHS

>>75582498
nah

the weekly slow down as normies catch their bus and train into the town to get a cold one with the so called boys

>>75582491
yes

>>75582482
doubt it

>>75582482
I've converted over 30 million people to vote for the communist UK party

>>75582498
then how will poor people get healthcare?

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Am getting real tired of this no gf gimmick. Just want somebody to cuddle with.

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>>75582384
An awfully odd post.

You mean to say 'race war' ?

>>75582494
hmmm maybe but also maybe not

I tend not to drink the entire 700ml bottle because that leaves me nonfunctional the next day, but I've been drunk almost every night for the past 4 years hahahaha

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>that first sip of the weekend

>>75582527
survival of the fittest not survival of the fattest

>>75582331
IQ's sort of bullshit anyway. It's just one of the few things I remember that tell me I had a spark in me that could have blazed. I was an honour student from grades 7-10, I had that good IQ score, I used to impress people with my history knowledge, which I mostly got from the Cartoon History of the World (literally one of the best series of books you could ever give to a child), and i did pretty good at school before the insomnia, escapism through the internet, severe social anxiety, and endless depression.

Now I'm just a broken man. Maybe I was gifted with a decent brain between my ears, but it doesn't matter. If you can't function in society, nothing matters.

I just think it's a mixture of growing up in a terrible environment, too much introversion, and bad luck.

I'm 21.

>>75582514
imagine if alcohol was illegal, what would people do with their lives?

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Someone put kev next to him

>>75582534
Get a doggo

>had to get a mole removed
>operation cost $1000
>insurance paid for $900
>only paid $100
>Europeans probably paid more than that all week on taxes

Ahh yes.....social medicine

>>75582549
desperados is horrible, don't understand its existence at all

>>75582549
>Benson and Hedges blue

Horrendous choice in cigs

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>>75582527
they wont

>>75582557
i'd be a prohibition era robber baron

>>75582572
don't care

>>75582566
Got two but they're absolute runts

>>75582572
don't pay any taxes apart from sales tax

>>75582549
5.9% alcohol? That's some weaksauce

>>75582628
Pics

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BETWEEN THE TIME WHEN THE OCEANS DRANK THE MIDLANDS
AND THE RISE OF THE SONS OF RASHEED
THERE WAS AN AGE UNDREAMED OF

AND UNTO THIS CORBYN, DESTINED TO BEAR THE JEWELED CROWN OF BRITAIN UPON A TROUBLED BROW

https://youtu.be/5ZY2mRG5mzg#t=68

>>75582572
dont have to pay taxes if you dont work
still get free healthcare

>be american
>have baby
>100k in debt

>>75582585
they're cheap and do the trick 2bh
only ciggies I prefer to them is marlboro red

>>75582572
don't "aah yes" if the rest of your post is just yank nonsense

>benson & hedges blue
>pack is a drab green

what do they mean by this?

>>75582638
>he says whilst sipping on a 2% bud light

new cereal ideas: rorkeos and sheedos

>>75582673
All cig packets are the same here

can yanks fuck off

>>75582694
*invests*

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hahaha the gf

>>75582664
don't reply or acknowledge the existence of y*nks
>>75582673
all ciggie boxes are the same now

>>75582673

cig packs have to be in communist colours because apparently that stops people from buying them (without banning them because why would we do that huehue)

>>75582726
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Lads I have been working on a song to encourage the race war, it goes something like:

We need a race war
To keep the race pure
Put the browns down
DOWN IN THE GROUND
if you have brown eyes
you have to die
that's the way it is
DON'T ASK WHY

thoughts?

Will be in Edinburgh on Thursday afternoon June 8 . Meet you at the vue cinema in the omnicentre xx

>>75582726
she's a keeper

>>75582709
i'll give YOU something to fuck little boy

>>75582572
$1000 for a mole fuck you and your nation

>>75582726
sounds like she's offering a blowie lad

individual freedoms are slowly being eroded away in the name of nebulous concepts like "societal health" and "the greater good"

not a fan

Do you guys want to know something funny? If someone walked into a pub in Britain today and asked for a half-pint of mild ale, you'd think they were a poofter who couldn't handle their drink so they'd need "mild ale" and only a "half-pint" of it. But legit, that's what hard Northern men drank in the before the 70s. These hard men who'd toil in dark Satanic mills would walk into a pub and ask for a "half-pint of mild ale". Fucking wild.

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>FONTismo is here

>>75582780
northerners are gay cunts 2bh

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the male gf

>>75582726
this is joke only a bubbly (read: chubby) girl could make

>>75582753
wtf? i want a race war now

>>75582753
bit racist

Vote Corbyn please. I can't move to the UK under current immigration rules but Corbyn is going to open up the borders more.

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>>75582823

hate going outside

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>>75582757
see you there mate x

dentist says i've been grinding but i know for a fact it's because i've been biting my nails.

who /smarter than a qualified medical professional/ here

>tfw the majority of the beer here comes in itty bitty yank cans

>>75582740
is loose tobacco like that too or are they allowed to have colours on that?

>>75582726
pics? want to pretend shes my gf

>>75582837
how'd all your mates get here then haha

want to go cinema and see Get Out

>>75582780
Waxahachee, Oklahoma still drink like that today. They're the hardest sons of bitches on the planet when it comes to pinting

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>individual freedoms are slowly being eroded away in the name of nebulous concepts like "societal health" and "the greater good"
>not a fan

>>75582838
>>75582823
Faggot

>>75582780
desu I dont know what any of this means I just ask for a pint of guiness

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A half pint of mild ale for you. You are well 'ard mate.

remembering that time a peng girl was into me at a party but I was too silly to notice

>>75582753

truly a modern day Ezra Pound

really wish i had a genki gf

>>75582864
Everyone I know who is in the UK went over before the Labour party lost power.

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>truly a modern day Ezra Pound

>>75582846
can you take a pic of the new releases ta x

I was the first poster in /brit/

>>75582823
>>75582838
wish I was cute and skinny and not hairy

I was the second poster in /brit/

People forget, but Britain was founded by Canadians. That's why the royal family are called the Windsors, which is in Ontario.

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>>75582872

been told by three different girls and 1 lad that I'm good looking this week

not sure what to make of it

i made the first /brit/

>>75582938
quite an easy dream to accomplish

There's no telling with this molly in my mouth!!

i made the second /brit/

>>75582163
Wow why is this site so racist? I'm personally black and I came here because I like anime. What does anime have to do with racism?

>>75582987
le monke

>>75582990
why just this week

>>75582990
same my mum tells me all the time

>>75582990
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>>75583004
nah

>>75582986
>>75582986
Royal family is called the Windsors, because they needed a generic British term to change their name to after WW1. "Pendragon" was just a bit too much

>>75583027
feck off nigger
we don't like your kind 'round here

>>75583035
Good joke

>>75582986
my grandparents live in Essex county
beautiful country there
not many forests though

>>75583027
oй бpaтaн, ты знaeшь /brit/ знaчeт /pyc/?

>>75582990
Post a pic of yourself

>>75583062
lose weight and shave
why are you even fat in the first place, it's not fun

>>75583073
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>>75582990
your mum, your aunt and your gran?
yeah I get that all the time

used to have phimosis so once i fixed it i have a REALLY sensitive bellend

>>75583103
find this image unreasonably funny

>>75583035
well, I get compliments fairly regularly so I don't usually remember but I can remember for past week

>>75583102
>>75583046
haven't spoken to either in years

>>75583133
how did you fix it?

>>75583133
*licks it*

>>75582927
>filename

>>75583156
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me daughters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0q6MJDVtQw

The Jew is immunized against all dangers

>>75583133
>be phimo
>do a monthly inspection of my bellend
>covered in fluffy shit
>try to clean it
>really painful
>have to scrub really hard
>next day
>willy is sore as hell
>can't wank
envy the normbos sometimes

>>75583027
In 2012 4chan had a large influx of users from Storm Front, a white supremacist forum. Mostly because of the anonymity, which makes you beyond reproach as you're unidentifiable.

4chan being mostly lonely young-adult white males, and the social media being a place where people blindly perpetuate memes, it slowly infected the community.

>>75583099
I'm fat because I'm good at cooking
>shaving
ah yes then it'll grow back
and other hair removal options are just silly

also there's various other issues such as my ugly face, manly bone structure, manly voice
it's simply not a feasible idea

>>75583158
havent. have to be really drunk in order to not squirm and fidget if i touch it or put it in a fanny

>>75583171
in my opinion I'm not that good looking 2bh, so don't freak out
might be just a bit above average

Imagine actually being Irish. How pathetic.

>Gay Indian to become leader of Ireland

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/indian-origin-gay-minister-leo-varadkar-set-to-become-ireland-pm/story-0xVa9nBZJUO5EGDqYT4dmO.html

>>75583164
>>75583174
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any of you man live on a council estate?

>>75583212
not a normie

>>75583211
fuck off ulster

>>75583205
how did you fix phimo

>>75583211
better than an incestuous paki

>>75583205
>>75583210
>>75583222
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>>75583158
Try to pull it back in a hot shower until it stretches out

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>ywn grow up in a dying little mining town then move to the big city

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>>75583170
Be there.

Not buying my ticket until the day . Let's see if anyone's on the doors lol

>>75583211
time to take your pills for your degenerative genetic diseases rasheed

>>75583224
>>75583235
butthurt to be ruled by an indian

so pathetic

>>75583247
not a normie

>>75583180
>pakis are more patriotic than natives

>>75583216
Imagine having a council flat in London, literally like winning the lottery

>>75583267
you blatantly are
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>>75579315
>>75579315
>>75579315

france-uk-germany general discussion and chats

>>75583216
I lived in the semi detached part for old people most of my mates were from council estates so I spent a lot of time there

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>ywn live during the peak of the industrial revolution as the world around you changes completely every few years

>>75583286
not a normie

Indians are white

>>75583200
you sound lazy and smelly
you're probably better as a bloke

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>>75583190
dont forget plebbit.
a large portion of the edgy teens there that got banhammered at one point or another decided that they are just perfect for the super sikrit club of 4chin.

them being retarded spineless teens without any established views of their own they fit right in pol's fedora tipping 'im le edgy racis' mantra

t.plebbit user
also 4chin oldfag

>>75583289
France is latin

>>75583272
well the uk is pakistani clay, why wouldn't people want it protected?

>>75583308
I'm not lazy or smelly

>>75583289
Fock off, move out

>>75583277
rents are still more than double social housing in the north and if you were making more than double the salary of someone up there you probably wouldn't need a council flat lol

>>75583303
t. has sex reguarly
turbonormie desu

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Why do people think the "viking" nations are the epitome of strength when all the strength records are held by anglos?

>>75583224
that's not ryan, it's a literal paki
t. know his posting style and always expose him when he uses a new proxy

>>75583211
You know the guy who founded Pakistan drank alcohol, ate pork, and smoked. He had a horribly misguided idea that you could have a secular Muslim Indian nation. Fucking dumbass. He literally created a country where he would be stoned to death.

My point being, gay Indians are better than Muslim Indians.

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Looks like I'll be moving to London lads

>>75583332
Shut up leaf

>>75583326
not a normie

>>75583336
>civil service
isnt that normie shite

>>75583323
150pw for a flat in London is still literally nothing

most londoners spend half their wage or more on rent

>>75583328
the Anglo-Brythonic-Romano-Franco race is so superior its not even fair

>>75583328
Anglos are vikings

>>75583321
didn't say you were

>>75583361
>>75583336
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>>75583374
2 bedroom house with a nice garden is 150pw where i'm from lol

>>75583374
>150pw for a flat in London

Such a thing does not exist, that's "single room in a shared house" money

>>75583257
I'm the lad that was visiting Edinburgh a couple weeks ago, shan't be there I'm afraid

>>75583328
anglos have the cunning of the celt and the strength and viciousness of the vikings la

we're the best of both 2bh

>>75583374
Getting a job is normie?

>>75583398
not a normie

>>75583375
>Romano race
Romans didn't race mix. They usually just forced their culture on to the conquered

>>75583234
started out putting two q-tips into my foreskin (was the only thing i could fit in there which was soft) and pulling them outwards. did this in the shower until i could fit two of my pinkie fingers in and did the same. then did it with index fingers (etc. etc.). didnt pull hard enough to hurt but hard enough to feel a decent amount of tension. the whole process didnt even take that long (doing it on and off for a few months)

>>75583336
Whatever happened to that one runty guy who had applied to the civil service umpteen times and never got anything?

>>75583424
>>75583433
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>>75583190
4chan has been racist since it's inception

You sound incredibly new

Any good movies out from 2017 to torrent lads?

greetings from germany

>>75583444
Died

>>75583420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjtMOMUt-GU

>>75583411
im talking about council homes

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how can I maximise my chances with the ladies when travelling around europe? Anyone ever been to a party hostel?

>>75583446
not a normie

>>75583473
>>75583485
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>>75583411
pretty good price for that in London 2bh

*shouts lager lager lager*

>>75583442
>q-tips
but then cotton and shit will get in there

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Many of you have asked me what the radical centrist is, and how he can be understood relative to rorkesheed, I answer thus with a useful fable.

Were an eclipse imminent, there would be both great excitement and confusion, men would scramble to find ways of watching the seldom occur'd dance of the celestials. However for man's better judgement and at fear of losing his sight he daren't look directly at the eclipse.
Rasheed would believe those who instructed him to look through a mirror, alas for those crooked scholars would distort the mirror in such a way as to lead young rasheed to ruinous thought upon seeing the reflection.
And what of rorke? Well his idols, those renown for complaint and pessimism would tell the scamp to look into the reflection of the event in murky puddles, from whence rorkes distorted perception of the heavens is filled with hatred and angst.

After the eclipse, having seen their own versions through their own respective mediums of reflection, rorke and rasheed shall argue as they have ever done, rasheed foaming at the beard and veins on rorkes baldened head strained in anger.

A blind man enters between them and claims they are both right and wrong simultaneously. Both rorke and sheed mock him exclaiming how could he that could not see, give an account! The blindm an says 'lo you fools for i verily did gaze upon the eclipse directly, I thus no longer see the falsehoods and illusions around me, but the truth of our ethereal gods were surely singed into the eye of my soul unadulterated'. You both saw partially but not fully, now you bicker. I, the courageous man, traded a lifetime of sensory falsehoods for a brief moment of truth. I paid heed not to the manipulators but looked myself upon the play of the heavenly truth alone. I am centred.

>>75583490
not a normie

>>75583473
was going to go to a party hostel in Budapest but got scared and went to a boring one

Is Hot Line Miami worth a cheeky buy lads?

young thug is an icon

>>75583519
>>75583526
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>>75583502
never had an issue with it. the q-tips actually hold up quite well in the shower

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....swiping down with comrade corbyn....garden selfie....rented flat high wycome.....2nd june 2017

>>75583529
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY CAREs

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>>75583473
just b urself

>>75583494
That guy's probably talking shit to be fair.

Still though I really didn't do much research and I've managed to get the communications one so that's something at least. Apparently you can spend the four years doing the fast stream then quit and get paid double in the private sector.

Daft that I'm doing it really considering my entire career up until now has been working on board ships.

>>75583532
he's shit you pleb

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>>75583353
It's all literally accurate. You're country was a fabrication by a degenerate retard. Muhammad Ali Jinnah, a cultural Muslim who broke even the most basic tenants of Islam and didn't practice the religion fought hard and won to create a seperate secular* Muslim Indian state, which totally failed and became an Islamic theocracy almost immediately after it was created.

At least Ataturk succeeded somewhat. Jinnah totally failed and his own people who he struggled to create a country for would have him stoned to death.

>>75583497
good lad

>>75583529
yes

>>75583551
not a normie

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>Hapfor "Thor" "Can't get Gold" Bjornsson

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>>75583577
yet they could beat all but 8 countries in a war

>council house in london

imagine lads. living in London for pennies

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>>75583556
>trying to politicise tim

>>75583567
>>75583614
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Working in government is pretty cool though right

Working in whitehall and all that

Think of the history

>>75583632
Is it just me or is that a leaf and the word "Canada" on the back on moosey?

>>75583630
>buying it for pennies
>go from a single mother who dabbled in a bit of hairdressing or a 3rd world refugee to a multimillionaire

What does he mean by 'swiping down '?

>>75583657
nah, it's called beng a public sector leech

>>75583657
Seen one open-plan office, seen em all desu. Whitehall is nothing special.

>>75583636
not a normie

>>75583686
nah lad if you live in a council house your income is probably way too small to ever afford it

even then they sell for like £450k max because they are small and ugly

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>>75583685
it is
Tim loves canada and the USA because he's got great memories from his time there

>>75583657
It'll be like The Thick of It

>>75583621
we usually do ok in strongman stuff, right?

>>75583700
... swipe down ...

watching laputa castle in the sky

Imagine working for the government.

All that tax payer's money you get paid to do next to nothing.

All that history.

>>75583630
wouldn't mind living in public housing in devon or cornwall 2bh

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>>75583700

>>75583735
you buy it far cheaper because of right to buy.

>get into a council house
>buy it on the cheap
>suddenly a multimillionaire.

>london
average weekly salary is like £400pw, isn't a london flat like £300pw on average?

how do you survive?

>>75583802
>gif
fuck off

North America is God's Kingdom to be honest with you all

>>75583818
Debt, or commuting from Surrey

I have a piss easy desk job for the government and get paid 40k to piss around and not do very much. Get to meet important people too.

might drop a cack down the shitter lads

>>75583781
was thinking of becoming a naval officer after uni, would look nice on the resume

getting the daily dose of coppercab lads

>>75583818
flatsharing.

>>75583835
God's Kingdom was the 12th century Kingdom of Jerusalem, fool.

>>75583818
rent a room for around £140-£170/pw

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>>75583748
Yeah, this guy in particular has represented us pretty well.

He got 5th place at World Strongman this year

>>75583854
I was a merchant navy officer. It's a bit shit.

>>75583924
fuck off, shiplad made it sound great

getting the 'ly dose of mises.org

>>75583905

could heem that runt any day

is there any better smell than when you havent washed your willy in a day or two and have been pissing through your foreskin? that kinda salty but nice smell that sticks to your fingers after pissing again?

>>75583941
I did?

Do you think Tim would like it if I sent him some maple syrup to his current address?

Or would he get conspiratorial about it and worry about his privacy

>>75583949
CUNT!

BETRAYER!

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!

>>75583848
What is it?

>>75583955
>>75583955
>>75583955
>>75583955
teach me the quran

>>75583924
Yeah, but the rum ration is worth it. Half a pint of rum a day keeps the worries away.

>>75583962
I'm just messing about 2bh. It's fine for a lot of people just not my cup of tea. I've got a friend who is a chief mate on coastal general cargo ships now, was drinking with him yesterday.

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>>75583957
if you left a nice note with it like "hey tim love your videos" etc he'd be fine (especially since he loves canadians)

he can tell when people sending him things are trying to mess him about

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Supposedly the strongest man in history is quebecker, Louis Cyr, though I am skeptical about some of his claimed strength records

>His recorded feats included lifting 500 pounds (227 kg) with one finger and backlifting 4,337 pounds (1,967 kg)
>He entered his first strongman contest in Boston at age 18, lifting a horse off the ground; the fully grown male horse was placed on a platform with 2 iron bars attached enabling Cyr to obtain a better grip. The horse weighed at least 3⁄4 short ton (0.68 t)