You wake up in America

kill myself

>>75580051
That's Mexico

>>75580087
exactly.

looks like rotterdam

*Gets shot*

Go to my everyday cafeteria and ask for the same as always

>>75580051
Stay in my room to shitpost

*gets deported back home*

That was easy

>>75580051
I wake everyday in America

>>75580971
This

>>75580051
Keep working on my paper...

>>75580051
>wake up in America
>get shot immediatelly

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america?
wut is that?

>>75580051
Go to the nearest migration officer to get deported before I get poisoned by coal smoke, get shoot, give them tip and pay $150,000 for medical services.

I can do that shit here way cheaper.

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>>75580051
I listen to the sound of a swamp draining

>>75580051
chi

>>75583488
I wish the rest of your countrymen would do the same

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>>75585340
When you deport people do the deportees have to tip the immigration officers?
If someone cuts itself with a paper or something like that who pays de half a billion dollars of medical treatment for a tiny cut?

>>75585478
XD nice one

Live the american livestyle :

-eat unwealthy food that tasts like nothing
-driving an old pick up
-carry a gun everywhere
-allowed to drink nowhere
-get shot by a drunken neighbour

>>75580051
No I don't.

>>75591272
>No I don't.
do you live in the chilean antarctic territory ?

>>75583347
*touches your arm*
you're going to die a horrible, sickly death now