Pathetic little runt edition
anime
>>75574959
truuu xDDD
SO me
how do I get started buying crypto?
/biz/ really needs a good sticky
leftypol OUT
>>75574959
>those comments
hate hate HATE patronising normeos
Like I was saying. I'm off the cornettos lads. Homemade frappucinos and frozen yoghurt all the way, courtesy of my new smoothie maker.
auuuu so domineering~
not going to be absolutely certain that Corbyn can't win because I don't want to end up baffled like the libsharts when Trump got in and the remainpoos when Brexit happened
so in the slim possibility he does win, I reckon we should be a bit worried. We're in a very precarious economic situation as it is already, electing an old school socialist government at this time could be even worse considering the times places in Spain, Greece, Portugal and France have elected socialist governments and came out of them worse. Our border security is at a very dangerous place right now as well, and considering Corbyn's lax view on borders and defence we may be in for a rough time.
>>75574993
i tried to buy some but they wanted my ID and a recent bank statement and stuff so I cba
Lads we apparently fought the French in WWII
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syria%E2%80%93Lebanon_Campaign
Weird.
have come to the conclusion that there probably isn't widespread and organised child abuse going on in the upper echelons of power
>>75574993
go to coinbase/kraken/localbitcoins/bitpanda and buy bitcoins, then transfer it onto an exchange (don't use poloniex) then start buying and selling
it's not too hard m8
Uh oh lads
leftypol IN
/pol/ IN
radical centrists OUT
Any crypto man in
Is it too late to get into it to make easy money
Should have listened to the lad telling people to buy ETH when it was 50
>>75575051
I WANT MUMMY MAY
>>75574993
buy bitcoins on an exchange
hold them
>>75575033
you're never going to make it
>>75575045
nowt wrong with buying on polo as long as you transfer to another wallet
>>75575057
>Is it too late
nah not at all. We're still pretty early in crypto, lot of opportunities to make money
>>75575038
you also attacked the french navy and killed their sailors
>>75575038
Yea Vichy France, a German puppet state
>>75575051
>howtogetthetoryvoteout.jpg
rather excited about the prospect of mummy getting BTFO desu lads
not a huge fan of 'byn though
>>75575072
polo stole loads of eth lately didn't you hear? people tried transferring out and they would scratch a little bit off the top of each transaction without telling them
also they keep getting ddossed so its impossible to trade during any market volatility
>>75575030
yeah edgy teenagers are voting for him because he is the only real viable alternative to what they see as the "establishment" but he is an amateur all across the board and he would make a mess of it
not to mention diane abbott would be the home secretary and she has already written racist tweets about "white people"
>>75575057
It will be too late when you hear your normie neighbor talking about buying crypto
>*sucks last strands of greasy chicken from it bones*
>*necks last of a can of Dr Pepper, grime music is playing from his mobile phone*
>*looks directly at you and starts walking towards you*
YEAAH BLUD U GET MEE TING INNIT DAT BOSSMAN CORBYN GON WIN DA LECTION ND SHIT BRUV HE IZ GUN GIVE US EXTRA BENEFITS BLUDTING AND FREE CHIKINZ AT ALL DA BEST CHIKIN SHOP IN DA HOL OF LANDAAN BRUVVVVV
IS DAT SUM WEED TING LEGALISE? DA PENG A LENG? DA LESSSHHHHHHH BRUVVVVVVVVVVVVV CORBYN GOT MAH VOTE HE CARES ABOUT DA BRUVA ON DA STREET NOT DA TORY IN HIS SEAAT BRUVV
BUT SERIOUSLY CORBYN IS GONNA MAKE DIS CHIKIN A FIVE OUT OF FIVE BLUDFAMTING. HE GON PUT A CHIKIN SHOP ON EVERY STREET AND A BARGAIN BUCKET IN EVERY HOMMEEE BRUVVVVVVVVVVVV
DA CORBYN GOT DA VOTE OF DA YOOF BRUV COS HE IS DA ONLY MAN WITH A PLAN FOR DA WEST BRIXTON ARAB FRIED CHIKON
BRUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV WOT YOU GOT IN YOUR POCKETS WASTEMAN IM GONNA GIVE YOU LENG WASTEMAN IZ U DUMB????
Rihanna got fat lads
>>75574930
>ywnb a famous sneaky midget with his own very popula upskirt selfies blog
>>75575051
BASED
20 minutes into this lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obiTCUh7drU
very interesting
>>75574993
I remember in australia the vendors usually charged outrageous amounts when I visited. not sure if today it's better
>Man on the screen he has done more in a minute
>Than you did in your whole entire life
>>75575030
It will pretty much confirm that brexit will be bungled and the U.K. will be poor as fuck either way
a victory for labour is gaining any seats
>>75575128
>tfw all of the UK will talk like this soon
>>75575150
victory for labour is not losing 10%+ of its seats desu. This is, or at least was meant to be, the tories 1997
>>75575114
oh shit. I haven't kept up with crypo news in a while. I am just holding btc, eth, ltc, and dgb
>>75575077
disclose your interests first
how much BTC do you have?
>>75575162
good post
skeng
leng
peng
>>75575137
Just finished The Fog of War, might do a cheeky watch of this next
>>75575080
Is the upcoming film Dunkerque about the french english battle Vs germs in 1940 ?
>>75575174
i'll never tell :^)
(not a lot, roughly 10 grands worth)
>>75575172
good 'folio tbqh
I am happy as a clam if I get to,
> poo on the daily
>be productive during the day
>have a za once a week
>get to shag a slag arse and lick some fanny at least once a week
not complicated, simple arse
just found out my fav weather forecaster is actually a smoking hot hunk underneath his suit
hes making me a bit hot and bothered to be honest lads ;)
>>75575057
pretty much every non-bitcoin crypto is a scam and everyone knows it. its some bloke in china mining a million coins, spamming hype on forums, then selling his worthless coins for a giant margin.
the only reason people buy-in is because they think they won't be the last to get out.
>>75575200
No it is about the retreat at Dunkirk
I am happy as a clam if I get to,
> poo on the daily
>be productive during the day
>have a za once a week
>get to shag a slag arse and lick some fanny at least once a week
not complicated, simple arse
business idea: change my name to francis x. hummel
>>75575132
Yes you WILL mate
I believe in you
>time to become irrationally caught up in an obvious speculative bubble and hope i time my exit right
pene
>>75575216
literally every male looks like this nowadays
you have to be this fit to even enter the breeding pool
Don't like:
normies
>>75575080
How did the Germans manage to take over Syria and Lebanon?
>>75575207
>10 grands worth
are you selling?
it's kind of funny actually but this is the same fear tactics the media used in 2015
what rushed England voters out to vote for a Tory majority wasn't Cameron's policies, it was that intrinsically English FEAR of a Labour+SNP coalition. Lots of people just did not want Miliband as a leader, and people hated the idea of an SNP alliance
All the media had to do was just make it look like this was possible.
Now it's doing a similar thing- painting the possibility of a Labour government as possible. Regardless of what he actually is, many perceive Corbyn to be a crypt of communist and a terrorist-sympathiser. That might not matter to young voters but it does to older folks
I still expect the Tories to take a fresh sweep of seats and increase their majority substantially, though maybe not the 200 seat landslide lead they were hoping for
business idea: change my name from 'Henry' to 'Hal'
opinions?
>>75575219
don't think it's that deep
but yes stick with bitcoin. also has a fairly mature ""community"" that can help you out
>>75575200
Yea it's about battle of dunkrik, great British victory :^)
>>75575213
>a za
a what?
business idea: destroy the labour and conservative parties, introduce a preferential voting system, require people by law to vote, encourage smaller parties and more coalition governments
>>75575117
Abbott is pretty much the reason I wouldn't vote Labour if you put a gun to my head
>>75575257
no one is selling btc
>>75575250
do you look like this?
>>75575278
seems interesting if it's not too biased
>>75575213
FONT
>>75575259
',;^)
>>75575283
slang for pizza mate
stayed up for yank hours last night
never again
>>75575278
Why isn't he wearing his mask?
>>75575257
im not selling btc, i'm trading it around to try to build it up. Around 40-50 grand is the goal cos that'd pay for a post grad education
need a viable radical centrist party to vote for
NOT lib dems
business idea: only vote for one of 2 parties because i feel my vote would be wasted otherwise, then complain that neither party represents my views.
>>75575259
*crypto-communist
bloody phoneposting
>>75575342
based yank hours
>>75575250
alri incel
>>75575304
Bright people know it's the best moment to sell.
They also know that claiming the contrary will make them richer.
>>75575331
>learning one word each day :^)
can i go one day without my chrome new tab page talking about women or minorities or refugees pls thank you
Some of its finer selling points were explained to me by a pilot in 1966: "We sure are pleased with those backroom boys at Dow. The original product wasn’t so hot – if the gooks were quick they could scrape it off. So the boys started adding polystyrene – now it sticks like shit to a blanket. But then if the gooks jumped under water it stopped burning, so they started adding Willie Peter (WP – white phosphorus) so’s to make it burn better. It’ll even burn under water now. And just one drop is enough, it’ll keep on burning right down to the bone so they die anyway from phosphorous poisoning."
Vietnam was fucked
>>75575378
>it's the best moment to sell
it's really not
btc will be worth 10 grand a coin by this time next year
screencap this
>>75575379
>using g**gle products
>>75575250
No they don't. Have you seen the average runtoid.
I think people who use "based" are pretty low iq what do you think
>>75575388
damn
>>75575388
agreed
>>75575378
>Bright people know it's the best moment to sell.
lol
blatant nocoiner
>>75575388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Z6bju7DeE
>>75575379
switch to yandex browser m8
>>75575412
Well it's some sort of nigger slang originally
>>75575305
yes, as do all of my friends
literally only the bottom 10% of runts dont look like this
when people on 4chan look like that, you realise how high the bar has become
>>75575412
You're a fucking cuckold shill
>>75575436
yeah seen that, mad when he lifts up his prosthetic arm
>>75575250
thats what i thought so i spent a lot of time n effort getting moderately /fit/
imagine my annoyance when i actually start dating fellas (no homo) and they all just have average bodies
what a wast'a effort
>>75575444
Fucking based
napalm, kids, is lots of fun
when dropped from a bomb
or shot from a gun
it gets the gooks when they're on the run
napalm sticks to kids
>>75575388
*It ain't me starts playing*
idea: require people to take a politics test to acquire a "voting license" before they are able to vote
>>75575388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
>>75575444
>irrational prole with lead poisoned brain lashes out violently when challenged
The election will be funny either way
Rorke tears or lefty tears I'll enjoy it
shaliday!
where are my fellow kekistanis?
>>75575442
At least 20% of the population is obese mate so I know immediately you're wrong
How come I'm incapable of eating slowly like a normal person?
I just scarf everything down like a starving Irishman
>>75575412
I think the Russian language is very monotone what do you think
>>75575490
Shadilay XD praise kek
>>75575458
benders are all wrong'uns though
>>75575478
it'd be good if people had to match up the policies to the parties before being allowed to vote, so they actually knew what they were voting for
>>75575478
hmmm yes can't see that power being abused by any government in the future
>>75575030
Lab probably won't win, but we probably also won't see a super majority win for con, which is exactly what she called an election for. So even when they do win it will be in vein.
Anything that dampens Chairman May's reach is a win for the decent working class people.
>>75575442
lmao this has to be bait
>>75575489
edgy
>>75575501
are you the bloke who was in malaysia
>>75575501
nice cuck food
AND ITS ONE TWO THREE, WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR?
AND ITS FIVE SIX SEVEN, OPEN UP THE PEARLY GATES!
COZ THERE AINT NO USE IN ASKIN WHY
*wahey!*
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
>>75575476
it's some folks are born you fucking retard
>>75575501
which vietnamese city are you in? might be visiting vietnam in august
>>75575030
>Corbyn
>Socialist
lol alri' hes a social democract
>>75575536
magapede detected
>>75575388
Remove this post please mate
>>75575539
it's a /tv/ meme you dip
>>75575559
damn right. praise kek
>>75575502
compared to romance languages yes, but it's about the same as english
>>75575487
lads joking (I think)
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/870592083060543488
More
Westminster voting intention:
CON: 45% (-4)
LAB: 40% (+6)
LDEM: 7% (-)
(via @IpsosMori)
Chgs. w/ mid May
>>75575501
>eating in a restaurant alone
tragic
shooting womens' lots of fun
try killing one that's pregnant, son
you'll get two for the price of one
napalm sticks to kids
>>75575545
I'm in Binh Duong Province
Runty outskirts of Saigon
>>75575604
>russian who speaks english as a second language is better at detecting sarcasm than a yank
can't say im shocked honestly
>>75575610
based corbs. remember when the polls correctly predicted hillary winning by a landslide? he's got this in the bag
think corbyn is based but now isn't the right time for him
will still be voting him though
Less people care about their health these days, but the ones who do have the knowledge and nutrition to look much better. That's why some sheltered people with a subset of friends believe it's common to be fit. In the 60s for instance the population as a whole would be fitter but there would be way less massive muscular lads.
>>75575572
I know you fucking mug
have a rash on my elbow
me after a month of gym
>>75575618
it's common in 3rd world asia. it's cheaper to eat out than to cook for yourself most of the time
>>75575436
"an the napalm went down the whoooole line man, 35 men, just creamed everybody, 35 dudes, man, and just burnt post toasty to the bitter, you dig"
Fuck I wish we had as cool slang as 70s Yanks.
Chavspeak is fucking shit, why cant we have cool jivetalk like the melanin-enriched gentlemen had back then?
>>75575618
Just got off the gyme and wanted to relax a bit with some food
Don't want to have to scurry home with a plastic bowl
>>75575388
yea I read that napalm is actually just an improved flame gun.
>>75575624
>Irerunt
>telling me to leave
Trump is intentionally becoming the boogey man to spur everyone else into action.
literally 12 D chess
>>75575654
>In the 60s for instance the population as a whole would be fitter but there would be way less massive muscular lads.
That is very true. For some reason an obsession with muscle has taken hold in the last few years.
bounced the gf's head off the other gf's head again
>>75575680
napalm yeah? bare peng ting bun dem japs you get me
dont want to say who im actually voting for because gchq log everything and de-anonymising votes harms democracy
>>75575654
yeah there would be fewer "body builder" types but on average a 1960s man would have more muscle mass than a modern man
>>75575610
Tory press is in full damage control now
>>75575737
/plg/ OUT OUT OUT
Friday treat, what should I get from maccys lads x
>>75575694
literally lelouch
>>75575740
it isn't nigger speak. we ave that too
>>75575694
>tfw he ruined america to make the world better
>>75575745
>but on average a 1960s man would have more muscle mass than a modern man
doubtful
looking even at pics of soldiers from that era, most are pretty slim
>>75575746
leaf mentioned
>>75575694
>h-he's going to drain the swamp any minute now guys
>>75575760
some water xoxo
>>75575746
i will never understand why all the working class papers shill Conservative interests so hard
wtf
>>75575760
go to chinatown and get an actual nice meal for the same price
>>75575780
but then look at an average bloke from 2016
participation in sports etc was much more common in the 60s, and nutrition was generally better, so whereas most people today have almost completely atrophied muscles in their legs for instance, people in the 60s would have had at least some muscle from running around playing footy or whatever
I come from the leftypol discord
>>75575780
soldiers are slim by nature of their training and requirements
endurance and the ability to cover a lot of ground quickly is more important to the modern infantryman than being able to kill someone barehanded
>>75575760
got that california burger the other day
was nice
den gramber leaf
Absolutely gagging for Greek salad
Will have to make do with a can of Heinz tomato soup
got a pooey bum
>>75575798
>tfw went to china town with this korean girl
>snogged her in front of of this massive line into the jap bakery shop
>got tons of evil stares
so that's what it feels like to be a nigger
>>75575843
fuck off yank
>>75575780
tbf most people nowadays are all show
gymheads would get heemed by the "slender" soldiers you talk about
#NotAllYanks
ay senpai
i still love my mummy
>commies actually think corbyn is one of them
howling
he's just another neoliberal with slightly more socialistic tendencies
>>75575857
Me too
>>75575827
where women aren't
and men spam boards
>>75575879
>someone who does recreational exercise would get heemed by a man whos entire job and training is based around killing people
Woah... so this... is the power... of Irish intellects...
de soupa e tu espice
was calling a snap election a smart move?
>>75575951
wait until we see the outcome
>>75575906
shh don't let them catch on
>ywn operate on behalf of Her Majesty
>>75575906
yh but hes obviously the most commie mainstream candidate so they aren't wrong to vote for him are they?
>>75575951
about as smart as calling for an EU referendum i reckon
>>75575826
>participation in sports etc was much more common in the 60s, and nutrition was generally better
not sure about that. people were more active in terms of walking, but i don't think sport was all that common.
cuckbyn
>>75575951
prefer not to say
>>75575906
>he's just another neoliberal
"no"
>>75575967
>ywn take part in unpopular and uneccessary neocolonialist wars against tiny groups of peasants halfway across the world to protect the interests of the military-industrial complex
oh noooo, what a shaaaame
>>75576014
yeah he is
>>75576021
heck, its a living
would like to work as a security guy on a ship sailing around somalian waters over summer
imagine it
comfy ocean life, sun, waves and shooting pirates
>>75575971
It definitely was they had nothing else to do. Nowadays you can play endless games and watch TV your entire life. In the 60s they didn't have shit to do.
Mate I'm beginning to think you're just some wanker who likes to muddy the water, fuck off.
>>75576021
Abloo abloo what about the children
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVZJGCpp0JU
>>75575920
wew
>>75576021
that's siqq as fuck though
*comes from the leftypol discord*
>>75576070
i would have thought that someone from vietnam would understand me better than anyone, but w/e
>>75576021
propaganda videos make it look cool tho :(
>>75576058
Yeah but then you get captured and get BBC shoved up your bum. What then.
do you pronounce /pol/ as paul or pole?
can't think of a post
>>75576021
>>75576112
hi leftypol
>>75576116
just another perk of the perfect life
>>75575927
take away the fight training and its true
gymheads would fall in one punch. they're pampered boys
Gotta spend (You)s to make (You)s.
>>75576118
neither
i pronounce it 'poll'
>>75576071
>enjoying the music
>switch to the tab its playing in
>music video is full of ponies
uuuuuhhhhh
>>75576118
it's not pole-itically incorrect
it's paul
*sneaks in through a hatch in the roof*
*dusts myself off*
*notices my leftypol discord armband and quickly removes it hoping no one saw*
Phew.... aha alri lads
just watched Threads
blimey
>>75576106
Don't care about your anti-imperial rhetoric
And Vietnam fought hard and brutally to secure itself
Wogs should have done the same
No sympathy
>>75576118
pole, as it, they all have poles rammed up their arse
>>75576149
No it's not retard. Skinny man weighs say 140lbs Vs 200lbs gym rat I'll bet on the gym rat, both untrained. That doesn't mean he'll win 10/10 times but probably 6-7 at least
>>75576164
very good film
>>75576118
/pol/ = pole
/sp/ = spee
/vg/ = veegee
/sci/ = psy
>>75576116
somalians unironcally dont stand a chance
you just line the tall sides of the boat with barbed wire and chill out in your post with your rifle and twat the bastards if they get near
>>75576014
he literally is bahahaha
alright so I just make an account on coinbase and start buying?
>>75574959
i get this image but cant visualise an example
>>75576164
Rough, ay?
If you want more (god knows whats wrong with you if you go), you can watch the cutesy animated When The Wind Blows about two old people who die agonisingly slowly after a nuke goes off (animated by the lad who did The Snowman) or you can watch The War Games, a film so unsettling it was banned when it was released coz the government was worried it would incite riots
enjoy x
In greggs lads want owt?
>>75576214
state of you
>>75576155
poll is pronounced pole
>>75576155
Poll is pronounced the same as Paul
>>75576118
like the pol bit of politics
>>75576225
racist
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JMhRmngOI7
let's try again on June 8
>>75576239
the fuck? paul is pronounced pawl not pole
>>75576232
>>75576239
fucking idiots no its not, its just similar
pole = POWL
poll = POHLL
>>75576225
why's there a random shopping trolley
>>75576118
pol as in pol pot
>>75576228
this is why I said /biz/ needs a sticky
>>75576272
ah yes sick of all these Powls coming over here taking our jobs . go back to Powland
kot fell asleep on the leg :3
>>75576274
its called a "cart" m8
>Poll is pronounced the same as Paul
hmmmmmmm
paul poll and pole are all pronounced differently
>>75576298
pics x
>>75576291
coinbase is fine for beginners. the layout is very simple
>>75576265
cute voice x
dave graul
fell asleep on my owners leg
>>75576299
don't speak to me, yank
>>75576272
>Powl
Bloody retard. Poll is pronounced same as Pole
>>75576322
sorry but i don't want to disturb the kot x
depressedfroggie1.png
>>75576338
cackled out loud lad
poll = pole
pole = poll
paul = pawl
it's pronounced pool as in pool's closed
>>75576330
me in the radical centre
not ugly enough to be instantly hated
not fit enough to be liked
>>75576239
FOY
people might have a go at me for pronounced book, cook, fuck and tuck the same way, but at least I can pronounced pole, paul and poll properly
creased lads. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PuwpUiNoic
>>75574930
Please help me out, who is this qt??
off to the pauls to vote on june 8th
who is this Paul and how is he related to the infamous hacker known as ""4chan"""
>>75576330
me on the right
>>75576396
nod delling >:^) x
here we are then
alri going to go for coinbase
not on this computer though, fairly sure it has a virus
>>75576291
it's literally very easy
go to coinbase or kraken, you'll need to get verified which involves proof of id and takes a few days waiting typically. Then start trading
Paul=poll
Bloody retards.
oh cool I've always wanted to learn how to cook finnish food
>>75576438
I would like to ask for forgiveness if any of my fellow murrifats have offended you in some way, and ask that you reconsider.
Paul is pronounced poll
>>75576412
>>75576473
>>75576376
>>75576374
>>75576352
>>75576315
>>75576300
FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tHtHYwrs6l
Mental to think without the Iraq war Blair would be seen as the best post war PM since Atlee
just saw Poll Gascoine at lidl
appalling is pronounced apple-ing
>tfw to intelligent too be white
>>75576513
>yew absoleewt fawckin mowon
hahaha
knew /brit/ was full of underage virgin runts
>>75576513
you sound like a virgin
Serving girl just asked for my Facebook as I was leaving
She said I look so manly or something
I already more or less have a gf though so I probably won't contact her
>>75576528
app awl ling
got some mauls in my garden, tearing up my carrots
>>75576513
Pawl
POOoooooooowwwwl
>>75576528
ah-poor-ling
>>75576540
>>75576542
w r o n g
although me being a bender and all its probably not so impressive
>>75576513
who the fuck pronounces poll with a flat o
>>75576442
all the lads
cannot even imagine what it would be like to be this good looking
>>75576571
>me being a bender
bit gay
>>75576513
ah the so called "virgin voice"
>>75576593
her face really isn't that attractive
>>75576593
overrated desu
>>75576593
probably in constant fear of getting raped
ah yes the daily pol pol pol pronounciation thread
>>75576575
i have never heard it pronounced that way, but then i only really hear it on bbc news.
pauly want a cracker?
wish we could turn back time
>>75576513
>speaking in the virgin tone
>>75574930
PLEASE TELL ME WHO THIS IS
leftypaul get OUT
Doing an early, all aboard the worm train you WORMS
WRIGGLE ON NOW EASY DOES IT
>>75576645
>>75576645
>>75576645
post slags (male)
>>75576593
Her only good features are her knockers and her eye-colour.
Leftypol watch out!
doing a post
>>75576780
good post
>>75575027
R A R E
A
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