tfw you make a new edition edition
>>75571267
>>75571309
y y but when was canada relevant for world history
>>75571671
NEVER that's when
>>75571267
If I'm coming from Europe, what place is more accepting of immigrants: USA or Canada? Also, which states within those countries.
Wew
e
w
POOPY
IN
MY
got an onahole
nut in like 10 mins
great toy, would recommend
PANTS
>>75573012
Hahaha that's great.... thanks for ruining my posts..
>>75573032
no problem
where is everybody its RNH
I want to move to Canada one day
>>75573775
You'll get the rake too
watching GTA V RP
stop that
finally fixed my sleep schedule bois
early to bed (your mom) early to rise (in they pants)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0yGvypBwyA
>>75575007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icb_tRTnA4g
better version 100%
>>75571963
USA
Canada sucks
>>75573012
Marcos how does your gf feel about your onahole?
The gf
hi
>>75576813
Nice.
desu
>>75578119
no thanks
>>75576813
>Filename
No, it isn't, but I don't blame you for trying.
>>75578119
Nah
This made me really think
https://www.reddit.com/r/Christianity/comments/6eu4ps/is_crossdressing_a_sin/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAeoJs2oIek
1:31, any idea of what this guy is saying?
Thanks
>>75578560
>browsing reddit
no thanks. everyone there is definitively a moron
im back from work you guys
>>75579069
are you tired?
sheriff eli GTA V RP check it out
>>75579125
i'm not going to watch your dumb fucking garry's mod dark RP shitfest
>>75579125
Yeah let me just go ahead and load in about 10 minutes, followed by getting my entire money hacked, hyrda'd, and then having to deal with the most horrid mission menus ever, followed by an extra 10 minutes.
>>75579149
your loss shit bag
mornin. i'm sipping on some tea right now.
>>75579202
the only thing i lost is an opportunity to reduce my IQ 50 points by watching that trite
>>75579197
it's just fucking videos on twitch or youtube you turbo autist
>>75579268
you're already clinically retarded so what would it matter?
>>75579283
why would anyone watch someone playing video games when they can just play video games
>>75579316
not retarded enough to waste my time watching a bunch of losers act like idiots playing video games
NO fighting below this line:
--------------------------------------------
>>75579263
From McDonalds?
@75579405
>>75579483
... maybe...
Don't even think of responding to my post until I've had my coffee
>he doesn't sit around in his pajamas with his balls hanging out to keep them at a nice temperature
LAUGHABLE
Uncle Tony was a real son of a bitch(sorry Grandma)
Anyone ever had experience with curing phimosis themselves instead of surgery?
>>75579809
>not wearing tight jeans so you kill all your sperm and don't have to worry about impregnating the escort when you cum in her raw
>>75579856
>giving yourself Low-T
never
also, is this you in pic?
>>75579849
stretch it out
I think it was 1-5 minutes after a warm bath
Things I do not like:
1.Ironic shitposts
2.Entering the workforce
3.People who think more immigrants are necessary
4.Big cities
5.Being wet
6.Self described "intellectuals"
7.Birds
8.People who tip
9.People who expect me to tip
10.Science deniers
>>75579875
Intelligent tier: cities, countryside
Retard tier: suburbs
>>75579875
Also I've posted on /pol/ maybe twice ever.
>>75579898
How?
How long did it take you to fully peel it back?
"a pussy you can never get is no pussy at all"
an old bulgarian saying
>>75580111
Then I suppose everyone in your family has a dick
I said I do not like ironic shitposts.
>>75580173
>being this obtuse
stop it
going to brush my teeth and start reading soon...
>>75580408
what book are you going to read?
>turn on rae sremmurd
>gf asks why i am listening to black music
>>75580449
how to get a gf
>>75580462
you just walk up and say hi, it's not hard
how many of you are refreshing the thread waiting for someone to post
>>75580515
and remember to just bee yourself
>>75580044
like a month or two
by the second month I just started fully unsheathing it even though it hurt a bit
I miss that pain, but its nice knowing I can show my penis on tinder without girls laughing it as much as they used to
>>75580449
it's boring i don't want to say
>>75580559
just SPILL THE BEAN
>>75580559
Tell us what it is Brian
>>75580515
aren't you a virgin
>>75580584
i'm volunteering for a position where i need to know the things i've learnt in school. so i'm reviewing geology textbooks right now.
i need to review solid mechanics and linear algebra near the end of the summer, for the next school term, but that can wait.
>>75580646
ya but that's how you get a gf
>>75580681
>volunteering
why didn't you try to get a research position with one of your professors?
There was a tree. It stood for a hundred years. Eventually the tree fell down.
poor tree ;_;
>>75580717
several reasons
>>75580806
what was its named
>>75580865
i'm open to hearing and discussing any of them
good morning cum! Ready for another big day of shit posting?
>>75580870
Treebert Oakely
>>75580905
im making a /cum/ image right now
>>75580905
/cum/ is for sophisticated posters only
>>75580934
you're full of shit
those trees dont get older than 70, and even then its rare to see them go past 50
fucking lying ass leaf
god I hate you
>>75580905
no i'm not. i'm waiting for my breakfast to settle before i go work out
>>75581014
>thinking you know more than a leaf about trees
>>75581019
what be your routine?
need to keep trying to go to bed before midnight
WHY THE FUCK DO WOMEN SHAVE OFF THEIR EYEBROWS AND DRAW ON NEW ONES
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM MENTALLY
>>75581070
military press, bicep curls, tricep extensions, wrist curls and farmer walks
>>75581045
I live in the city with the biggest dicks in the world. They're massive, big, red, hundred year old, trees.
>>75581109
unibrow maybe
its easier to shave that whole shit off than trying to pluck a certain section
>>75581076
pro tip: turn off your computer, tv, cell phone an hour before you go to bed sit in dim warm lighting reading a book until you're ready to sleep
>>75581140
>farmer walks
Z-Zydrunas?!?
>>75581198
???
>>75580555
What exercises did you use? Or how did you stretch it?
Is steroid cream necessary or nah?
>>75581246
he is a world famous powerlifter, farmer walks are an important event for power lifters
>>75581109
slaves to fashion
>>75581181
what book are you reading
>>75581274
don't know how bad you have it, bud
I only did stretches after taking hot showers
I'd shove two fingers in there and spread them until i'd feel pain. I'd do this for about 5 minutes, and did the same thing to the opposite ends for another 5 minutes.
Then I was able to pull it back fully, even though it hurt. I'd leave it like that for hours until the phimosis was gone.
*sips*
glad im circumcised desu
>>75581360
i have a collection of works by lovecraft that I read before bed
>>75581397
sounds comfy af
>>75581374
>tfw big hands and fingers
Fuck
The hole is about the size of 2-3 chocolate chips
>>75581467
How the heck have you gone your whole life without exercising that foreskin?
>>75581457
i usually find my mind wandering or myself drowsing off to sleep in the middle of a paragraph, so it works
>>75581467
do it with the end of two pens?
I'm back to work you guys
>>75581467
hol up
how do you even fap wtf
do you even clean under there
>>75581605
good bye my dude
>>75581513
I haven't, i used to be able to completely pull it back. I would clean it too, idk wtf made it tighten up. Might have been nofap. I went 7 months.(if you dont use it u lose it)
>7 months
>>75581654
>no fap
for what purpose
another wasted night playing vidya
i want die
Decided to look up some american media outlets. Came upon this.
What the fuck
What the fuck is this
>>75581820
did you stay up the whole night
>>75581823
this is why less than 30% of people in the US trust the news media
>>75581823
>new yorker
disgusting
I only trust my local media
The concept of 'trust' in media is so strange. You do not have to 'trust' anything if you know how to think critically.
>>75581607
stimulate the part behind the glans
And yes i did
>>75581681
>>75581754
I was going through heavy depression and it made me too content(nevermind the cigarettes, weed) plus i wanted a gf(motivates me).
In the end i realized it was a placebo cuz it did fuck all for me
>>75581894
i wish i could do that.
my local newspaper ran a smear campaign against my congressman. in which they'd quietly retracted every false statement they made in next week's paper
>>75581995
the major local news here is owned by fox, but because its based in San Francisco it tends to be really centrist towards everything
anyone want my old 660 gtx
oh every time I close my eyes...
I see my name in shining lights...
yeah...
>>75581857
yeah
>>75571267
tfw when born in CIS
life was a mistake
accidentally went in to that on illegal thread on /bant/
>>75582529
Momma raised a fool
Just ordered this
>>75582529
whats in it
>>75582661
your country's main tourist attraction
Big job interview today
>>75582684
gl bud
Cheated on my gf and I feel terrible about it
>>75582682
whats that tho
>>75582784
hope she was hot at least
>>75582784
you have two gfs and i have none
>>75582821
use tinder, buddy
lower your standards and move up the food chain
>>75582811
She was hot that's why I couldn't resist
>>75582850
but you need farcebook for tinder
you know sex with multiple females is natural for men--you shouldn't feel bad about falling prey to your biological makeup
>>75583136
t.alpha chink
/cum/ has a strange vibe right now. imma go for a walk.
time to LIFT
Do Canadians have the "innocent until proven guilty" right or are they like the British and don't?
I could die at any moment
Woeful thread.
Why do some of you just post random thoughts fishing for replies? It's completely selfish and cringey
>>75571267
i'm all
Ganna stay in tonight went to hard last night, what beer should i buy at the beer store to relax?
>>75583344
i dunno
hey, have a (You)
>>75583373
Molson lol
just fuck my shit up
>>75583344
don't have anyone else to express my innermost thoughts to
>>75583456
Id rather drink the fluoride tap water
*posts gook*
>posting asians
>>75583457
But you're already American
finally going to watch drive
>>75583704
here we are
it's 13 degrees celcius and cloudy
really sick of this, feel so low energy today, going to practice driving in a bit
>>75583762
I still have to do my highway test
no car anyway so whatever
>>75584063
ya i just have the first test at the end of the month...
*filters Taiwan*
>>75584141
hao
>>75584142
I am not a cheater but I understand people who do.
Just kicked my nephew out of my room because I have "work" to do.
Wanna guess what that means?
>>75584306
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i feel terrible, make it stop.
>>75584336
fug gf?
>>75584336
your gonna jerk off to cartoon horses
>Pose for a picture with the decapitated head of the president
>Get fired from your job
>Complain about being bullied
>Complain about losing your career
>Fake cry
http://www.tmz.com/2017/06/02/kathy-griffin-press-conference-trump-bullying/
>>75584350
bruh share the love
*filters*
/^Germany$/
/^Taiwan$/
>>75584408
I'm going to visit about 50 porn sites rapid fire checking for updates to my favorite gals, and hope some of that rare clips4sale stuff has been leaked.
>>75584550
very autistic behavior
>>75584098
gl anon
life is hard
>white womin
>>75584416
lmao if I was potus I bet I could handle the bantz better
god dam life IS hard today
feel so tired
>what do you do
>I drive
fuckin autist
>>75584715
lean forward untill you have to catch yourself from falling
guaranteed to wake you up
>>75584573
Today was just nothing but non stop rain bud
so many toes
gf is on period right now so she was polite enough to give me a footie before work so cute
>>75584812
yeah, friend sent me pics of flooded metro and all, looked pretty exciting outside
still hope i won't get caught in a huge typhoon when i go back in september tho
didn't you say she's not into using her toeZ
she's learning i see
should def take a snap
>foot fetishists
gross
bold tweet
>the posts i reported finally got deleted
>but so did my posts
woops
>>75585052
I wonder if Taipei will ever actually need the flood walls that buttress the river
I guess so or else they wouldn't exist but I can't really imagine the river going so high
>buttress
heh
GF just sent me this
https://pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58864f97c807d
>>75585229
when the ice caps melt
>>75585305
is this arousing to you?
>>75585335
umm obv, it's my gf
Wish it said succ
Do all brits look like this?
>>75571963
Canada if you want to be lazy and have an okay life
America if you want to work hard and have a very comfy life
go leafs go
*remembers everything he's done wrong in life at once*
*remembers that those mistakes are in his past and that he's learned from them, becoming a better person in every regard*
>>75585821
can we start referring to ourselves as in the year 7017?
this BC/AD thing is useless as hell and it'd be better to describe human civilization in one whole chunk
god bless the year 7017
Nioh is too fucking hard. I've had enough of this semen slurping game
if you are fat kindly leave the thread thank you
if you are etero kindly leave the thread thank you
if you are a commie, leave this thread
>American science textbooks
Ok seriously.
What the fuck is up with those "frozen elsa spiderman" colorful finger family videos on youtube?
There's like a shitload variants of those sort of videos.
why do you watch youtube videos made for kids all day?
I saw it on some conspiracy video but now that i searched for it. There's a lot of them.
Why? and why do they involve stuff like shit and piss?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf7kMaurLZk
also can you stop not-replying to the post directly posting?
ive never met an intelligent person that cheated, theyre always muh dick normies that spend all their free time in clubs
>ive never met an intelligent person that cheated
Well.... yeah? they don't need to cheat because they are smart?
What sort of statement is that?
Illinois reporting
>want to go to restaurant to eat burger
>remember that mom borrowed car
>have no way of leaving house
>>75587449
youtube is fucking dumb
>>75588178
use your fucking legs fatass
>>75588178
if you look down, you have 2 long appendages attached to your torso
>>75588203
2 cocks?
I run with my arms pushed against my chest in a [ ] formation
what if communism was given a shot in hundreds of countries like capitalism
would it be lauded?
>>75588178
>Mom took the car that she bought with her hard earned wage as her entitled manchild stays at home complaining on a Mongolian woodworking board while watching chinese cartoons
>>75588259
kys, pinko
>>75588285
this is 2017
not the era of the vietnam war
>>75588336
K.Y.S, pinko
must suck being an amerimobile
I can use my feet, a bicycle or the bus that passes along my street every 5 minutes to get places
asian boobies
>>75588663
was using big head mode part of your plan?
must suck having only one car
i can get up and drive anywhere i want, any time i want to
>>75588663
tfw you see this movie first before seeing The Wire
must suck not having a helicopter
I can fly wherever i want and avoid traffic
>tfw I sold something on ebay and it got lost during shipping and DHL refunded me but i just stopped replying to the buyer
arma is pretty fun
>>75588801
wtf i wanna play ww2 arma
>>75588895
buy arma 3 and then go on the steam workshop, they have character models for all the major ww2 factions
I am going to make beef stew for dinner
*ruins your dinner*
>>75588946
but first i have to find some good 100 man community and that's just impossible so i might as well quit while i'm ahead
literally do not regret voting for trump considering the alternative
>>75589284
what was so bad about her
>>75589310
Her policies
>>75589345
>no sweden
>>75589354
like
>>75589354
i doubt there were as many negatives as trump's negatives
>check out reddits islam sub
>adapting to Ramadan for new converts
>Article about "Turning back the tides of leftist influences" (Is actually about changing the ideology of the left from the inside out because they foolishly accepted us)
>Nostalgia fagging over when Arabs ruled Iberia
>>75589434
what were trump's negatives?
>75589345
it was just a fucking joke, man......
HARD TIMES
>>75589380
Weapon bans
Federal social policies that are best left to the states
Other things that i can't be fucked to type out
>>75589463
1. he's a man
2. he's white
3. he's rich
let's discuss more relevant things please
i just hit 36 in vanilla WoW
anyone else playing?
>>75589463
Pulled out of TPP completely instead of renegotiating it into something that's solely about reducing trade barriers. China was ecstatic over it which is never a good sign
>>75589310
off the top of my head not a fan of someone who admits to being for open borders and TPP behind closed doors
>>75588961
make this
http://ricette.giallozafferano.it/Genovese.html
>>75589573
weren't there some net neutrality memes in there that people hated
but then the FCC fucked it all up themselves
>>75589573
there would have been A LOT to renegotiate with TPP. Time better spent working out a new NAFTA
>>75589506
>>75589588
no sarcasm, do you believe her intenetions, deep down, are wholly evil
>>75589632
He knows your true intentions. You're a regular.
whoa i'm in a screencap
Hi mom!
>>75589618
it would have made internet piracy an international offense, and it would force government of all involved countries to set up infrastructure to choke out piracy and censor content
>>75589618
>>75589619
I get that. I think he said he'd try to do trade pacts with each of the countries in TPP but not as a whole.
>>75589625
I think that her intentions were self serving and harmful to the country as a whole. Much more so than Drumpfs
>>75589625
I believe she's incredibly narcissistic, power hungry, and a shady as hell person who says what she thinks people want to hear to gain ground. Trump might not be unlike her in some regards, but one of the biggest differences between them is that she hides it better. Personally, I would have voted for Bernie.
>>75589764
I would also have voted for bernie, but i presume for completely different reasons as you.
why would you vote for him?
>>75589632
Wanna meet up in germany so succ some toes bro?
>>75589805
succ girltoes?
are you el americano in españa
look its my flags
>>75589792
why would you have voted for him and why do you think i would have voted for him?
>>75589833
Yeah buddy
>>75589864
hello
t. richmond
*burns your flags*
>>75589883
i would have voted for him because i think he is a weak willed incompetent who would try and fail to abuse the reins of power.
i think you liked some of his policies
>>75589887
not sure where to find girls that would want to go for a teamsucc tho
but you're always welcome
cheap flights with eurowings to frankfurt from barcelona (idk where you are)
>>75589864
if i went to a building flying my standard it'd be a dignified, old building. not some gift shop. embarrassing.
>>75589978
Where can we find asians? European girl feet dont do much for me most of the time
>>75589969
so you hated every candidate then?
>>75590011
at least they had the decency to speak english
>>75590011
>protestants
wooow rude.
Why are catholics so rude?
>this is not a white country
great argument
>>75590092
It's true and it shouldn't be.
>>75590011
fair share of german asians here, many chink/gook tourists (but hard/impossible to meet unless they're solo and on tinder)
probably some asian hookers in the red light district too
let's just go to an FKK place
>>75590011
>Japanese that hate foreigners speak better English than those who love them
wow
>>75590111
>waahh waaahh i not like wypipo waaahh
>>75590039
the only things i liked about drumpf were, he said the words "america first" and he made proglodytes very very upset during and after the election
i liked hillary because she was too corrupt to convince people working for her not to leak sensitive and valuable information to the right hands, and in turn exposed what should have been huge scandals
Why is wypipo so caring about the global warming if they a dying race?
>>75590163
I don't, but I'm white myself.
>>75590011
unironically would rather have americans do this shit at airports than holding signs saying "welcome refugees" or whatever other bullshit they do
>>75590245
>>75590111
very very bad posts
hmmm america was founded by whites and would still be 85% white if it wasn't for masses of mexicans and latinos flooding into the US from 3rd world south american hellholes
really makes you think
>>75590357
blame the CIA
>>75589923
Reeeeeeee i hate free speech now fuck you xenophobic snownigger
>>75590374
I'd rather blame Jews and Democrats.
>>75590357
i think you mean the 1965 Immigration Reform act
never forget, the traitors in DC are far worse than the cockroaches they let in
>>75590410
what did they do
*treads on you and everything you believe in*
>>75590429
65 immigration act
Ted Kennedy and a bunch of Jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo9dEJSgqRI
>Trump said there was "blood coming out of her eyes, coming out of wherever"
>Kathy made a parody of Trumps words by holding a Trump mask with blood coming from its whever
>Kathy never imagined that it could be misinterpreted as a threat of violence against Trump
top zizzle
>>75590001
its a grocery store
>>75590462
Ah yes, the "11 year old attacked me first" defense.
>>75590462
who the fuck is she anyway
is there a reason to know her or did she just need the PR
>>75590462
women are such terrible liars
>>75590520
apparently she's a famous comedian or something ive literally never heard of her before this happened
test
wow first he wants to buddybond and then he just stops replying
they deleted a post of mine, but im not banned or warned...
why is it cold in June. REEEEEEEEE
SPAM is actually fucking delicious grilled in a pan
>>75590876
It's hot as fuck rn, my dude
GOD DAMMIT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75590867
I was eating la cena mi amigo
Have seen like a 5 asian tourists here but idk if they'd want the succ
I also ran into some Chinese shopowners today. Never heard spanish with a chinese accent before desu
>>75591208
what city u at?
You cowards don't even smoke crack
>>75591249
Sevilla
>>75591287
what's up with that??
If I posted my 10 gigabyte 4chan folder to mega would anyone download it?
>>75591329
nick we need to talk
>>75591329
have a coworker from sevilla
yeah i guess chinks only want to see madrid and barcelona
at least barcelona was full of them when i went there (with my chinese ex L-O-L)
download tantan and see if there are any chink students using it in sevilla, get in touch with them that way
Viper is unironically the best rapper out there
>>75591471>>75591471>>75591471>>75591471>>75591471>>75591471
>>75591471>>75591471>>75591471>>75591471>>75591471>>75591471
newnewnewnnew
new
>tantan
Inderesting, I'll save that one for my uni back home which is 35% asian with half of them being international
>>75591427
Soup lad
>>75591333
You da man Germ
Can you post that succ image? Where the guy says 'today i succ' ' succ good'
i've been reporting footkraut's posts even if they're remotely off topic
i get a rush every time one is deleted