Cannot absorb the Corb.
EdiciĆ³n.
>>75568755
what a silly twat he is
>>75568755
fuck corbyn
Will anything ever compare?
>>75568800
When he gets re-elected.
>>75568800
9/11
could do with a fanny right about now
Seeing a lot of people wearing Corbyn t-shirts but I live in a very safe Labour seat
preaching to the queer methinks
>>75568937
>>75568778
Hey let me charge everyone more tax, hand out more bennies, build commie blocks and chipboard houses in nice rural towns to solve the housing crisis. let us embrace out beautiful multicultural society, terrorists can always be talked around with a healthy dialogue. let's give more money to officials in corrupt countries for 'aid'. let's give literally everyone in the country a minimum amount of money regardless of if if they have done anything for it or not. freedom of religion for everyone! but if you don't like certain religions that's hate speech and i'll arrest you because that's haram and I love Islam. Let's stand united against racism unless it's against white people who my fat shadow secretary who literally shadows everything vehemently despises. free school meals for scummers, up the IRA, death to the monarchy, look I'm on a train, here's my stop.
*surfs crowd of loving, grateful, cheering minorites all the way to 10 downing street*
MOUNTAINS OF BURMA
on the road to Mandalay
>>75568968
PHIMOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Vote lib dems
>>75569037
yes la
>>75569041
this looks so cringe why do normies like this stuff
Mr Noseberg has a pressing deadline, so he needs me to come into the office this Saturday and Sunday
>>75569037
what's your name?
https://youtu.be/XSw7_r9VY7A
>>75569068
normies lives are controlled by advertising
>>75568937
Seeing a lot of people wearing tottenham hotspur t-shirts in white hart lane
peaching to the queer methinks
>>75569094
that interview was so weird, he was literally like a beaten dog
going to workout with an instruction video like a bloody women lol
>>75569068
>hollywood is now has literally chinese tier production values
>>75569132
Haha yeah so am I
*Opens up spankbang*
>>75569095
WHO WANTS TO KNOW???
>>75569109
gud chune. banga m8. clasic init haha try this 1 haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-p-IbhOWnQ
Ah yes
https://youtu.be/_GolwubH4hM
>>75569171
reminds me of
https://youtu.be/zd8lP4YnQNE
reckon Jesus must be FUMING right now
Also braise kek xD
Or rather Ch'an Chu, the money toad
>>75569166
does the man who shouts others' names all day just needs to hear his name for a change?
>>75569231
Praise Ch'an Chu [the money toad]
>>75569215
pre dates that by a long way. fuck sauce. that song was so overkill. might know one of their other tunes, this one was pretty famous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONBVjvp3T68
>>75569255
Gesundheit
>>75569273
Christ, haven't heard this in donkeys
>>75569238
m-my name is Sean
>trump tells paris to fuck off
>eu """condemns""" it
>doesnt actually doing anything meaningful like impose sanctions
The absolute state
>>75569255
I'm decked out in charms
Any daemons wanna come after ME they're gonna have a tough time
>>75569301
alri Sean
>>75568789
Wtf.. fuck you! Britain is already lost and needs to be sacrificed so it can take all the gypsies and muslims from mainland Europe. Corbyn is needed to do this.
You are Britainstan, you are hopeless, just take one for the team so that the rest of Europe can be Europe.
>>75568755
Why is everyone always so derisive. We use mean words where we could use nice words. "Autistic" when we mean curious, reserved, a little shy, differently intelligent. "Deano" when we mean happy-go-lucky, successful, experiencing "joy de vivre", enjoying late youth before middle age comes to tear you down. "Leaf" when we mean polite, educated, enviously sexy, tall, gifted in the penis department.
Did you know that he'll is in Jamaica?
Yeah it's full of de mons
>>75569334
alri
>>75569320
I've got Kali protecting me apparently if you want to go full DBZ with me.
>>75569337
Shut the fuck up you autistic deano leafnigger
https://youtu.be/w1eN8vyVFIM
>>75569294
YES/NO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0CdE5Z9o0I
>>75569320
ah yes, 39 degrees in vietnam, better wear a jumper and coat
>>75569357
Thinks that's racist mate. The mandem will hate this.
I love guys who wear jumpers in warm weather, they're always the hottest ones in the room
>fight off germany during ww2
>be forced to buy their superior cars in 2017
your thoughts on this?
>>75569395
its a wifebeater and thin cotton shirt
>>75569433
the righteous man always wins in the end
>>75569389
THE BOX, Music television you control
https://youtu.be/GeUx5sdp3qM
>>75569384
Choon desu
only 36 degrees today lads wrap up warm
The size of these bastards!
Question: why are Brits so easy to BTFO?
alri thailad
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40129016
>Resorts World Manila: At least 36 bodies found at casino complex
Leftypol WILL continue to blame the white cis patriarchy for this.
what is the thought behind dolling up airline hostesses like scary whores?
get a big spook whenever I fly
>>75569480
alri
forgot seasons 3 and 4 of house of cards
but i think this is a good one
don't understand why they have to make so many episodes though, 4 would be enough, like black mirror
otherwise it just dilutes the content too much
fucking hate nonces so much
sickening how people openly feed (You)s to the cunt when they know what he's done
>>75569470
>Bulgarian victory
>present day Macedonia
Yeah alright I think we know who lost in the long run
'd
alri thailad
>>75569484
how is this supposed to fit on the rorke/rasheed spectrum?
just dumb monkey asians being dumb
>>75569515
>>75569525
pls limit these, yes I see you, h-hello
>>75569486
Faaaaaaaag
>>75569484
Leftypol revolves around hating identity you thick rorke mug
love quebecois
hate leafs
turtle you in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOvRhuXekVA
>>75569526
>rorke: this was a result of islam
>rasheed: Philippines shouldn't have committed the crusades! it's their fault! they bombed syria!
>>75569551
Hi I'm Tim, turtle isn't here
>>75569549
nigger
>>75569578
tell turtle to post a pic when he gets here. Haven't seen that mug of his in a few days
>>rorke: this was a result of islam
>>rasheed: Philippines shouldn't have committed the crusades! it's their fault! they bombed syria!
>>75569440
no not having it
Thailad said the same thing to me last year when he was caught redhanded in a jumper. WHAT ARE YOU TWO PLAYING AT???
>>75569549
>hating identity
yeah no shit, as a straight white male i'm aware how much you cuckold runts hate me
>Philippines
I've been more outgoing lately; going out for entertainment, initiating conversations with people, taking to breaking the ice. It's been like trying to hug the wind. I've tried different crowds as well.
I guess I'll always be friendless. I couldn't connect with nerds, hipsters, normies, the working poor, or any accessible social group. I'm basically a social outcast. No one likes me.
>>75569571
had nothing to do with islam you turbomong
clearly a robbery, isis will claim anything
>>75569550
his newest was very good desu
>>75569551
whatagwan
>>75569622
you have to go back Rasheed
>>75569605
>hating straight white males
that's exactly what identity politics is you absolute braindead spacker
cant sleep
having panic attack
>>75569626
>newest
surely you dont mean its only the end of the world cause that was shit
mommy was good
>>75569603
>>75569440
ABORT
>>75569633
Wahgwan - fify
>>75569614
join a sport team or summat
no one likes being approached by randos
>>75569495
think they're nonces too desu so they don't mind
>>75569603
>remembering this
>>75569507
Regardless, 2,000 casualties to 12,000. That is embarrassing.
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
materialising a poo
>>75569603
I d-don't know what you're talking about
I only have a button up t right now
>>75569546
it's gross though, a thick layer of plastic over their face
though I was moreso disgusted because I was on a chinese airline and no amount of makeup can save those poor lasses
>>75569638
>panic attack
why lad
what are jeremy's thoughts on the mbappe situation
SeƔn you in?
>>75569659
I remember this lmao. The paki was insanely stupid
fucking hate normies so much
sickening how people openly feed (You)s to the cunt when they know what he's done
>>75569637
you said identity you ABSOLUTE thick runtlet
>>75569654
*whag'wan
>>75569673
who is jeremy
>>75569672
teeth problems
in a lot of pain
worrying too much
drank too much coffee
been awake too long
out of anxiety meds
>>75569507
Embarrassing you care about something 100 years ago, yeah
>>75569643
No, I meant that one
>>75569635
not a rasheed it's just clearly a robbery
why target a casino? this wasn't even an attempt to kill a bunch of people, most of them died from smoke inhalation. probably because the philippines has shit building regulations/ codes and jungleasians always cramp together in shitty confined areas
>>75569679
yer mate
>>75569320
>catholic
good lad
>>75569690
missed a word haha x
>>75569701
The apostrophe implies a global stop though
>>75569704
/realbrucehours/ has just begun so you can stay here if you want
*rubs your belly*
coul barley keep up with a 25 minute workout video - summer body 2018 it is lads
>>75569724
aha just checkin
>24 hours later and Leftypol are still raiding /brit/
>>75569703
its what close friends of jez call him
muslims oppress women, rape children and execute homosexuals because of the crusades according to lefties.
>>75569717
>>75569760
post video
and just go for a run you spanner
>>75569751
it's just how it's spelt m8 deal with it kmt
>>75569775
>gif
fuck off
>>75569782
perfer not to post
where can i stream episodes of spongeboob
>raiding
doen tonite turtle
>>75569645
>>75569668
mealy mouthed replies indeed
if this happens a third time I'll be bringing the heem machine down to the jungle
>>75569797
a raid no one noticed or cares about. great raid guys.
>>75569796
internet
>>75569734
NĆ”r laga Dia thĆŗ
Don't think the pope would approve of my flirtations with eastern gobbledygook though
wish i had at least one discernible skill
>>75569800
going to my parent's house for dinner
>>75569814
he wants to swamp Europe with millions of 'refugees'. dont think he gives a shit mate.
>>75569818
feeling sorry for yourself
>>75569826
come mine after
havin nang sesh
having a fucking cup of tea
>wew
>>75569655
You're probably right. I'm not even a generic autist who hates sports. I keep track of the Hockey season because it's a pretty common conversation point at work. It's sort of like following an election cycle, for a very /int/ comparison.
>>75569808
where on the internet
>>75569803
I'll burn everything with sleeves tonight
>>75569838
harry potter is good, game of thrones is wank though
>>75569803
I could post myself but that seems a bit attention whorish
>harry potter is good
ah yes, diarrhea
might have to fuck that party off
>>75569818
I can play the guitar, I'm very knowledgable on history, and I can identify nationalities pretty good by names and faces.
My three discernable skills. The last one impresses a lot of people for some odd reason. I've told people their surname is Scandinavian, and they said they didn't know they were Swedish.
Could really go for some covfefe right about now lads
>>75569917
couple of Imodium will seal your rectum right up
>>75569917
more like shit that party off am i right xDD
>>75569818
thought bruces could shear sheep really well?
>>75569926
>and I can identify nationalities pretty good by names and faces.
anyone who's been on /int/ for more than 5 seconds can do this, it's not a real skill
There are people here who weren't even alive when the first harry potter book came out
"Despite all the negative press covfefe" - Donald J Trump 2017
>>75569931
took that once before and couldn't shit for five days
>>75569960
howdy reddit
Could we just get one good Canadian poster, just one
>>75569945
It impresses people, especially immigrants, that you know the origin of names, and you're vaguely familiar with the way different nationalities look.
>>75569890
would box the head off you if you said that to me in person
>Match with a hot girl on Tinder
>She has massive tits
>Her bio says she has boobs 'bigger than your future' and is blunt and sarcastic
What's a cheeky one-liner I can send. I'll post the results
>>75569988
fuck off hetero
>>75570002
Did you just assume my gender shitlord
>>75569988
post the tits so I can can a better picture of her personality
>>75569988
'my knob is bigger than your ego'
>>75569988
You have no chance so just say "how much?"
>>75569988
pass her along you've not got the chops
>>75570016
nice bon mot there Tim
I learned the game from William Wesley You can never check me
>>75570018
Probably not but if we've already matched I might as well have a laugh mate
>>75570058
NO NEED TO BRAG
>>75569988
are you gonna post the tits or what
angela merkel is the leader of the free world
>>75570058
FOOM (Fuck Off Old Man)
>>75570088
not an argument
remember when leftists used to mean hard working people in the mines, not middle class uni students in love with brown people?
POST SOMETHING
>>75569968
It's 12:06 am on a Wednesday, you're the President of the most powerful country on the planet. You pick up your phone, you go on Twitter. You type into the text field "Despite the constant negative press cov"... you tap f-e f-e a couple of times.
Literally nothing wrong with any of this. Just pure the phone down and go to sleep. You'll finish that thought in the morning. *hit POST*!
I seriously don't get it. I wouldn't do that as anonymous. I certainly wouldn't do it as President of the United States.
He either really doesn't give a fuck, or he's senile. It makes him look stupid.
>>75570151
FOOM
>>75570151
who the fuck cares about miners in 2017?
>>75570160
or he quickly wrote something, mistyped, didn't notice and had other shit to do??
HERE IN MY CAR
I FEEL SAFEST OF ALL
>>75569979
reminder that it was a le*f who was stalking Reviewbrah, taking pictures of him, stealing from his house, and killed his cat.
I'm sick and tired of this constant anti-Canaejeje
>>75570180
>killed his cat
awww :( didn't know that
can you even imagine trump drunk
>>75570160
he probably did it because he knew retards like you would flip your shit over something incredibly trivial and meaningless
taxation? theft mate.
>>75570200
twitter would melt down
>>75570177
I've tried it on my own phone. It's really hard to do. You rarely see incomplete typo sentences online, despite the internet being an airhorn for stupidity.
Trump had to have intentionally posted an incomplete sentence ending on a gibberish typo. Or he was drunk, high, suffering a stroke, et cetera.
Try it on your own phone. It's not easy to do. The man's exceptionally incompetent and isn't aware how stupid he looks.
>>75570200
Trump's sobriety is the most noble thing about him tbhimoateotd (to be honest in my opinion and the end of the day)
>>75570200
He might be more cohefefe.
>>75570200
>Trump in a k-hole
don't understand what the downside of lsd is
>>75570271
bad trips
>>75570271
seeing the inter racial breading grounds for what they truly are
>>75570271
opening your third eye too wide.
don't understand what the down side of sucking willies is
Four score and seven yeststst
ha HA AH
DRUMPHN
you THOUGHT you had wone BUT who is laughing NOW
covfefe, really? COVFEEFEEEEE
COV
FE x2
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
UHmmmmm drumphkins sweetie honey bae please
sick vile filthy mongrel you will be
I M P E A C H E D for this!
Just spent my paycheck on digibytes
>friend watches the baywatch movie
>is surprised that the rock is actually decent at acting
I mean, duh, the rock was only in WWE for however many bloody years
what a dumb cunt
Imagine the banter you could have if you managed to force into Trump's twitter.
I can't believe Reddit are makinene
>>75570336
i really don't care for this post of yours mate
who gives a fuck lol
>>75570321
good post
you know whos a good actor
the guy who plays david wallace in the office
he was actually an accountant or something in real life
why does coke from a can taste better than from a bottle?
>>75570271
said last week that I wouldn't do it because I couldn't trust myself not to do something dumb a la nick caves son
>>75570367
glass bottles > everything
>>75570336
WWE is only half-serious acting though
also the rock is always the rock anyway
Stop making fun of Trump. Everyone makes mistakes that's why you always see those kind of posts on social media. It's not like you'd have to jump through multiple hoops of stupidity to post an incomplete typo sentence. That's why we see them literally all the timnvnv *hits post*
i like going in the sea
>>75570378
heh, go back to the 50s pal, glass bottles are inefficient
>>75570372
just don't take it near cliffs?
I'm the most powerfeueu *hits post*
>>75570403
still have them here
>>75570403
it does taste better though some how
>>75570378
I'll be drinking from my ceramic you fucking plebbite
can't believe trump still isn't the most popular person on twitter
>>75570271
https://erowid.org/chemicals/lsd/lsd_health.shtml
Trump 20@(@(
>>75570386
insha'allah
Blumph will pay for his covfefe, his offences against Science (social justice be upon xir)
It's friday night so I'm gonna go off the rails and have two beers
>>75570367
plastic leaches into the drink
metal doesn't as much
glass is neutral so it's a much purer flavour
>>75570403
>glass bottles are inefficient
they're perfectly fine
>>75570407
could still run out on the street naked or something
I struggle to control myself when drunk. LSD would be another story
>>75570436
this is powerful...
to what extent is an increasing subscriber count down to same people creating more than one accounts
I guess Trumpfags are now alright with incomplete typo sentences on social media, which even totally mongs don't post because you realise your post is retarded before you even have a chance to hit *post*.
It makes me feel Trump either is intentionally assassinating his own character because he doesn't give a shit, or he's senile.
>>75570453
not a fucking youtuber am i, cunt
>>75570427
am not reading all of that
Literally nothing wrong with incomrkrk
>>75570160
he is 70 years old to be fair
>>75570441
i mean they're inefficient from a corporate point of view, plastic is much cheaper than glass
>>75570474
It took me 5 seconds to find that link so I really don't care, it'll be your loss as erowid is probably THE most credible website for illicit drug information.
YAAAAAAAS
SLAAAAAYYYY
*posts beyonce gifs*
mental that pressing enter on this command would probably get me locked up for the next 30 years..
macron
>>75570518
surely "people in white houses shouldn't throw faeces" would be better?
thailad is a hacker
"don't understand what the downside of lsd is"
-Tim, circa 2010
>>75570532
Would that command try and get his password?
>>75568968
what a fucking belter of a post
>>75570514
it'll take me 5 seconds to knock your block off if you keep talking to me like that
>>75570542
it would have a guess 10 million times
>>75570532
what does that command mean?
i'm smarter than all of you
>>75570543
*towers over you*
>>75570532
What does it do
I'm not good with computer
>>75570553
>>75570544
>>75570554
try to guess Trump's twitter password
>>75570532
i imagine his password is probably not safe
then at the same time i imagine someone would have already tried to brute force it so maybe he got someone good at cyber to set it up
>>75570553
why would that be illegal?
just getting started here aha dont mind me (ā£_ā¢)
>>75570436
whose actual head was that anyway? just some random homeless guy or what?
>>75570561
bruteforces drumpf's twitter password
Sister is mad at me because I got a higher IQ score than her on an internet test. BTFO her medical degree
dont have to go into work till 11 but get paid from 8:30 :)
>>75570567
you just know it's either going to be really silly or impossible.
>>75570569
because it falls under 'hacking' although it really isn't.
>>75570340
i'd block every single verified cuckposting troll that keeps replying to him to shill for their latest app/book, call rosie o'donnell a fat mess and finish it with Sad!
going paris today lads
will be doing some comedy french posting later
Seriously though, hundreds of millions of idiots post on social media everyday, yet you rarely see a tweet like the one Trump made on Wednesday. If you try and make the same post Trump did, you realise you have numerous opportunities to correct or not post an incomplete typo sentence. Like a good 5 seconds. He hit *POST*. He looked at that mess and decided, "I'll post this on the most powerful man in the world's Twitter account".
I mean, it must have been intentional. He wanted to post "Despite the constant negative press covfefe" on his public account. He wanted to broadcast that. He wanted us all to know that. It was no fucking mistake.
Or his mental faculties are failing, or the final alternative is he was high or drunk on something and his altered state was happy posting that.
>>75570602
why are you going to that shit-hole?
>>75570600
not bad
I wasn't really impress with Jeremy Corbyn until; he promised to get me free stuff. He's got my vote
>>75570584
Another win for the NEET men!
>>75570578
a trump voter
someone needs to rake this leaf
>>75570584
pics x
>>75570616
funniest thing is Spicer trying to deny it was a fuck up and that "certain people" know what covfefefe means
>>75570436
so lifelike...
>>75570646
>he doesnt mentally ignore every leafposter
how can you not have developed a mental filter of spending so much time on the chons?
i have a proven iq higher than einstein's and i'm a neet who shitposts on 4chan and wanks to anime all day
Parents just flew to Turkey. Wonder how much I'll inherit when their idiotic mistake comes back to bite them in the arse. I told them not to go.
good lord this leaf dropin from leftypol sure is grade a cancer
>>75568755
Serious question:
Are you guys actually voting for this dude, or is it a meme?
>>75570687
i vote green m8
man Daggerfall unity is looking really good
wish they would update faster, its been years since I've been waiting for a modern DF port
trying to get the original working on my linoox comp right now
someone post that video of the weird bald lad who's in 31 high iq societies including mensa
the leafcuck and his partner the danekike
wife and I just went to turkey
the son wouldn't stop banging on about how "evil islamisists" would kill us, christ that child needs to go out into the world more
>>75570687
well technically people vote for their local mps
it's only implicit that you're also voting for corbyn
so
yes
don't give A SHIT about the paris accords.
want the normies to burn, drown and /or starve
>>75570687
>>75570687
I'm voting for him. Funny thing is I'm not even left wing at all, I just hate the faux 'conservatives' who need to get the message that their lies need to be held to account
what country is vietlad from?
is he there for the same reason thailad is in thailand (noncing kids)?
>>75570687
Voted Britain First
>I'm not even left wing at all, that's why I'm voting for a literal socialist :)
fuck miners
>>75570587
explain how
>>75570700
so? I don't care
>>75570742
Think hes a brit teaching English so yes noncing kids
>the leafcuck and his partner the danekike
>>75570742
leaf
he was talking about moving there months before he did
>>75570748
>Yank doesn't understand that Corbyn's policies actually put British people first, unlike the conservatives big business friends
heh
>>75570666
you know there's holiday resorts in turkey don't you lad?
>>75570753
Learn how to be late but not get in trouble with this one weird trick
>>75570758
He's a leaf
>>75570750
say that to the coalface and not online kiddo
man imagine this with VR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5kIIfnqZ2I
fuck I've been itching to play this again for days now
>>75570737
that's not a bad one actually, i'd do the same but i cannot honestly vote for such a tragic cuckrunt like corbyn.
>>75570623
because i haven't been in a while. Why is it a shithole?
>>75570773
>leaf
that can't be right, he doesn't come across as a cringey twat to me
>Yank doesn't understand that Corbyn's policies actually put British people f--
http://www.publicwhip.org.uk/mp.php?mpid=40733&dmp=6721
>He puts the people first! Fuck big business! Viva la revolution!
>>75570790
lewd
*does the 300 posts dance*
https://sexbot.gallery/
wew
>>75570778
Where would terrorists most like to attack? Muslim cities or packed tourist locales? Plus we went to Turkey once as a family when I was still living at home and 2 little kids got nonced and the cops didn't even come to the hotel when their parents rang them. Turks are subhuman noncing filth.