/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

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I think this doggo has autism

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evening /Dixie/

>>75566985
Evening

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Page 10? Shit.

More like /urmum/ edition

Is it okay if i start a new thread during yuro hours or should i wait for you lads

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>>75570509
your call but it'll still be a few hours before folks wake up

>>75570509
I'm usually awake until, what, around 1 P.M. GMT give or take a little. If it dies around then and Virginia and I aren't around to make it, yeah, why not.

>>75566474
>Anumidium
Memory of Daggerfall lives on.

>>75570509
I'm pretty sure we have almost as many posters awake during yuro hours as American hours desu

>>75575023
All these nice paintings got me wondering what it would look like if modern art had been around back then.

>>75566474
Is this some deep TES lore or something?

>>75577780
We are discussing c#n*w!y's mum

Stop sucking dick and write the damn prolouge

>>75579688
ok sorry

a bit tired desu

What's with otherwise attractive women getting fucking face tattoos? Why do they want to destroy their own beauty?

>>75586745
I've never seen that desu
Only on men

>>75579688
im at work senpai

ill get it done later tonight when im off

>>75578796
Why are you so rude

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>>75588714
Maybe he's a repressed homosexual who lashes out against other gays because he lives in an anti-gay society.

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>Ireland's new PM is a gay pooinloo

>>75589444
Rude

>>75589498
At least he isn't a nigger

>>75589498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be4GL0OfkoI

Radiohead never comes to NC...

>>75598097
Is that Johnson? I can't see it on this screen

>>75598234
yes, although Jefferson Davis would also be an acceptable addition to the image

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>>75598326
Or Buchanan

>>75598575
>imfuckingplying
he was an mediocre to average President that historians like to shit on for not starting a war and killing hundreds of thousands of Americans over secession like Lincoln did

>>75589498
Huh, whaddayaknow. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Varadkar gives the pronunciation of his last name in Irish, kinda funny.

>>75598759
>ignoring domestic problems to fight with people over leadership of the Democratic party
>even mediocre
nah

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>>75598759

>>75598832
I'll admit I don't know much about him desu. He doesn't often come up even during Civil War discussions.

All I know about his presidency was his more relaxed and accomadating attitude towards secession and that he was probably gay.

>>75599148
He just ignored a lot of shit between abolitionists and anti-abolitionists and allowed it to build up while he was busy jerking off in Washington

>>75599139
Welcome back senpai

>>75599343
yeeeeeeee

was a long day

it rained for 20 minutes and made it humid for hours again

>>75599368
That sucks

keep forgetting that we have territories

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>>75599453
its over now

the sun cant hurt me anymore

>>75599553
puerto rico is too shitty to ever be a state

>>75599553
Literally only useful as naval fueling stations

>DC statehood
is there a more wretched meme than this one?

>>75600080
Puerto Rican statehood

>>75600163
at least Puerto Ricans exist as a people and a culture, DC statehood is just an attempt to get a few thousand Basketball-Americans and lobbyists congressional representation. Also allowing individual cities that much self-government opens the door to all sorts of faggy state independence movements.

>>75600252
>Also allowing individual cities that much self-government opens the door to all sorts of faggy state independence movements.
Fuck, I wouldn't even mind at this point. Coasties would be the ones to secede because flyover hicks still love the idea of America

Only concern I have is that the states left would devolve into a Republican circle jerk

>>75599553
The World Baseball Classic ended up being between the US and Pretty Much the US this year. I went to the US–Japan game, that was pretty fun.

>>75600311
czech'd
>the states left would devolve into a Republican circle jerk
this is the issue with Southern nationalism as well honestly, it would be nice having our own shit but in all honesty it would probably end up being Russia with grits.

>>75600333
also czech'd
it always surprises me how much the nips are into baseball, it's nice that somebody that isn't us or the latinos are able to compete.

>incoming prologue to the adventures of johnny reb and mehmet

Men roared and bullets screamed, move onto the line, take aim, fire, move back to reload, rip the paper, pour in the powder and the miniball, stuff it down with your ramrod and don't you shoot that rifle with your damned ramrod in. Move up and take aim again, soldier.

An officer cries hoarsely.

The bugle confirms the charge.

The rebel yell sounds and fury descends.

A rockslide of men in shabby greys fall into an ocean of blue uniforms.

Feet planted ankle deep in slippery red mud, above the head circling droves of crows and vultures.

Trust the man beside you and the horse's ass up on the horse.

It would've been a battle like any other if it weren't for the sudden searing pain and shattered ribcage from an enemy shot in Johnny's side. He had a nice repeating Spencer that was ready for another shot, so he took immediate revenge against the yankee responsible before falling backwars and succumbing to the pain.

Minutes or hours, something like that. A stretcher beneath him. The sky moving for some reason he was going against the flow of the clouds... its harder to go upsteam than down....

>>75601509
Wait and send it to him elsewhere, I don't want it spoiled

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>>75601634
I want to see it

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>>75601634
nigga i honed my writing in roll n write monstergirl threads on /tg/

this is how it's done

it gets better because turkbro is gonna illustrate it

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Gonna fucking BREAK

>>75601707
its gonna be about how it starts, but tbqh i gotta lean more about turkish soldiers to write a decent mehmet

an ornery redneck is something im familiar with kek

Suddenly a cold splash of water woke Johnny from his stupor. More than a splash really, he opened his eyes to a murky river bottom and red streams of blood in the water flowing around him. As he ached for air and almost took in water in his desperation, he finally regained his focus, “Oh god fucking damnit gotta turn upright.”

His attempt to flip over was cut short by the reminder that the blood he saw was his and the pain he felt was from leadshot ripping him to pieces. A brief look down exposed a gruesome wound in his lower ribcage, the flesh pulled open and wide by the current, if he knew what a sea anemone was he might even have remarked the comparison. His lungs brought him back to the problem at hand of drowning, and he put all his might into putting his arms out to the muddy bottom to face the living world once more. Or he would have if he were not bound to the stretcher.

His allies attempt to bring him and other wounded over a river had been met with some resistance apparently. Looking to the left he saw the still, yet slowly drifting figures of cloth and swirling mud, occasional faces and hands poking palely through the murk.

A desperate gasp for air is met with something wrong. A cough to expel does nothing. Vision fades away and something deeper than sleep creeps in.

Yet relief came from the seething water, a sudden inhale brings in the scent of tobacco, smoked deer, a fire of pine twigs...

Want to go camping but I can't

Johnny opened his eyes.

It was dim, the room was filled with a haze of drifting smoke, above him was a mass of driftwood. A longer stare brought the realization that it was a roof woven of driftwood, and the walls were planks, engraved with... indian patterns. Rattlesnakes tied in a knot, encircling a hand which upon the palm bears a dark almond eye. The image of a water panther. The frog who lied to the sun. Strange and alien warriors whose noses were beaks and whose arms were wings.

Looking inward he saw a fire and a hunched figure beneath a blanket. The long black hair and the diamonds of a rattlesnake woven as a pattern on the blanket exposed the host as surely as his home had.

Johnny leaned up, and grasped his wound, feeling...nothing?

No no... There was something squishy and wet. He looked down and saw his fingers touching the bottom of his lung.

“WHAT THE HELL?!”, he belted out, jumping to his feat in a state of panic and disbelief. His wound was there, surely, but it did not pain him.

The indian by the fire looked back briefly, Johnny could barely see the outline of a face, and then the figure faced the flames once more.

>how is it so far /dixie/

“I can't recall ever having so many guests before. Certainly never this many white men”, came a strangely smooth manner, his grasp of English was excellent but his curling vowels and smooth cadence were hard to place. Johnny had met indians from Appalachia to the Ozarks, Cherokee to Quapaw, and he'd never heard an indian speak quite like that before.

“As a matter of fact, you're the seventeenth guest so far today, and there's at least another twenty out the door behind you”, the indian raised his left hand to motion Johnny to the fire, his right hand apparently facilitating a puff of smoke from the unseen face staring at the fire.

Johnny stood and approached, he'd never been one to look a gift horse in the mouth. He took a seat to the left of the man and looked upon his apparent savior. A strange face, and familiar eyes met his. The indian looked... wrong. His hair was jet black, like a young indian's, but his face was deep set with wrinkles from a man who looked close to death. What's more, below a crinkled brow were bright blue eyes, staring straight through Johnny.

The indian grabbed a wide stool from his left and took out a pack of cards with his right, “You're the seventeenth, and so this will be the seventeenth time I've said this. You're only here for a little while before you leave, so how about a quick game of poker? My first white guest taught me the game.”

“Are you out of yer fuckin' mind injun?” Johnny snarled through bared teeth, “Why the fuck would I play a game of cards with a hole in my side I can fit my damn fist into? Where the hells my company and where the hell are we?”
The man beside him sighed, “Every time with you white men, fine. You died in me. You're here in my home before you go.”

Johnny sat for a moment. The idea of death wasn't surprising given his line of work and the situation and the terrible things he recalled. After some intense thought Johnny formed a question, “I'm sorry, you said I died in you?”

“Yes, I'm the river.”, the indian inhaled a deep puff of tobacco from his pipe, and blew a thick cloud to the ceiling, as it reached the driftwood, suddenly the driftwood moved and light shone through, the woven pattern giving way to the sinuous dappled light seen from underwater. The whole room was now illuminated with pale blue light, constantly shifting and dancing.

“Oh.” Johnny wasn't smart, but he had enough sense not to question his eyes.

“So a game of poker?”

“Well why the hell not, deal injun.”

Five card stud” said the indian, before flourishing the deck back and forth, dealing five cards to each side. Johnny looked at his hand. It was almost good, but it was shit. A king, queen, jack, and two threes.

The indian across from him made no change in his expression. Stoic and unmoved, he put down one card. Johnny thought fuck it and put down both threes.

He drew a ten and a two.

It was at this points that Johnny remembered something. He had never had the best luck at cards, nor was he good at picking tells, and he tended to get ganged up on by everyone else during the poker games with his fellow soldiers because he had a big mouth. So Johnny came up with a foolproof system to ensure he never lost too much money. Cheat constantly. And what he remembered was he had an ace up his sleeve, or rather in his boot, that he kept there just in case he made a bet he didn't plan on following through with.

So in this instance he had a winning hand. He just had to convince this injun he had a winning hand.

“Hey pal, I don't suppose I could have a smoke? Been weeks since we ran outta tobacco”, he deliberately eyed the pipe sitting close to the fire, grinning like an idiot. The indian moved to grab it and hand it to Johnny, to which Johnny quickly said “If you don't mind finishing that little bit off, could we start with a fresh bowl?”

The indian looked to the pipe and nodded, he'd used up most of the pipe's tobacco to bring the light inside, he took a stick from beside the fire and lit it, using it to finish the remnants in the pipe and he moved to grab his tobacco pouch.

“Wait white man, put your cards face down on the table first”

Johnny frowned, but did as he was told. The indian was suspicious, and kept an eye on the cards as he took his pouch off a hook on the wall, and handed both the pouch and pipe to Johnny. He looked to the shabby rebel and said, “If you want one you'll be willing to prepare it.”

Johnny casually took them both and did just that, taking a long drag and blowing it to the brightened ceiling, imagining it turning to naked ladies and being slightly disappointed when nothing happened.

He gave the indian a wolfish grin, “Alright lets see em.”

The river had three tens and two fours. Johnny had a flush.

Because Johnny had switched the cards in the cloud of smoke when the indian had breathed out the last of that pinch of tobacco, before he'd put his cards down and before the indian had fetched the pouch.

“Well that hasn't happened before,” said the indian, finally showing expression, a deepset frown that deepened every wrinkle to a crease. “Let's play again.”

“No,” grinned Johnny.

The indian somehow frowned deeper.

Johnny had the look of a fox in a henhouse, “So since I won and we ain't playing again, you owe me. What'd I win?”

The indian looked sternly at the victor across from him, he stared until Johnny half thought the indian was gonna jump him and had figured it all out. But apparently not, as the indian leaned back and said, “What do you want?”

It took no time for Johnny to find the words he needed, “A way out of here.”

The indian sat still for a few minutes more, before shuffling over to a pile of skins in the corner and moving them off of something. Beaver, rabbit, deer, and wolf pelts, dozens of them piled waist high, sat atop an object longer than a man. Johnny had presumed the skins to be a bed, but this was not the case. As the skins were removed, an ornate canoe covered in the same strange indian patterns as the walls was revealed.

“This is the only boat I have, it's yours. Take it to the river to the west and wade into the water with it up to the top of your wound, then climb in, your injury will disappear.”

Johnny didn't need to be told twice. He quickly set to taking the canoe out from underneath the few pelts left and drug the surprisingly lightweight canoe out the door, leaving the indian alone once more.

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Fuck I hate not having anything to do

The indian walked back over to the fire, sat down and began shuffling the cards, but... wait. One of them is different from the rest. He quickly realizes that this ace is not from the same deck, while his cards have a red patterning on the back, Johnny's replacement has a picture of a naked white woman. He begins to chuckle, his deep lines giving way to a slight grin. His laugh grows louder, heartier and deeper, and as it rises from deep within him the wrinkles on his face begin to soften and fade away. His laugh becomes so intense he doubles over and his marks of age disappear entirely, leaving a youthful indian locked in the throes of mirth.

Never stopping the fit of laughter, he picks up his pipe, and for a brief moment quietly inhales, before exhaling and continuing the laughter, but this time the smoke pouring from his mouth is thick and black, the laugh takes on a cruel and vicious tone, and the black smoke fills up the roof, beginning to rumble and suddenly spark like a thunderstorm.

“HAHAHAHA FUCKING WHITE MAN, ENJOY A CURSED CANOE THAT CAN TAKE YOU ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE BUT HOME HAHAHAHA!”

>done for now

>>75604214
what do you think senpai

>>75604398
I'm not reading it until Turkbud does his comic

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Californian here

Laughing at you southern redneck idiots

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>>75604455
this is just the prologue

>>75604481
I'm still not reading it yet

Do you have work tomorrow?

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>>75604473
shouldnt you be worried about not having enough water or having way too much fire

>>75604497
yeah

might get rained out tho hopefully

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>>75604498
we've had like 5 major fires in the last few years. They took out thousands of acres and hundreds of houses

>>75604529
Good

>>75604523
That would be nice

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>>75604529
and every one was started by hippies smoking pot in the woods

>>75604626
Most probably started by illegals doing illicit shit

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>>75604626
Like you have any room to talk

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>>75604649
i consume my degenerate substances in my own home like a civilized human being

>>75604646
thats the likelier scenario honestly

>>75600624
It was cool. A lot of Japanese fans came all the way out here for it, they even had their own little brass-and-drum band going on in one section to play the cheers the Japanese fans know.

>>75604646
What would they be doing that sets shit on fire?

>>75604730
drugs

>>75604742
Yeah, but how fucking careless do you have to be to set the forest on fire with that?

>>75604766
It sets the shit underneath the soil on fire and it sits there and smolders for a few days. You have to be careful while camping for that reason because if you set the roots on fire then you'll burn the whole forest down

>>75604766
honestly anything that involves using an open flame for longer periods to heat shit up is sketchy enough

plus a bit of fuel spilled on the ground

>>75604809
plus a bit of fuel spilled on the ground could make a fire easier*

>>75604786
If you throw it on the ground, yeah. I dunno, it just seems obvious to me to not do shit like that.

>>75604869
>it just seems obvious to me to not do shit like that
We're talking about latins

Still divided on whether ALMSIVI actually mantled the daedra

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>>75604927
ALMSIVI is life

though the heart of lorkhan all things are possible

>>75604976
But did they mantle the daedra in the same way that Talos mantled Lorkhan

>>75604892
I've met my fair share of them. Some are nice, harmless people who will stuff delicious homemade food down your throat at every opportunity. Others somehow manage to skate through life without common sense or basic knowledge.

I took a geography class once and got two Latina girls as lab partners for the first half of the class. Ended up getting special permission from the professor to get behind in my work because I had to spend so much time teaching them shit they were supposed to already know and he preferred that I help them catch up than just give them the answers.

Among other things, they:
- didn't know basic math, like finding a percentage of a number
- thought Asia was a country
- thought Norway was in Siberia

It was…interesting.

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>"from [the Anticipations'] basis did we spring, called to heaven by violence, our people throwing our mantles to us across stars, and across time, and magic and dream, and here we remain."

>>75605039
The daedra didn't completely stop fucking around though. Which means that they either didn't actually mantle them or that there's something about daedra that doesn't apply to Lorkhan

inb4 it's because Lorkhan's dead

Ain't gotta girlfriend

>>75605127
Sucks to suck

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>>75605132
I know

>>75605127
Me neither, and you know what? Doesn't bother me, honestly. I have so much other interesting shit to focus on that I don't _need_ that and I don't spend every waking hour trying to get it.

Relationships are great, don't get me wrong, but I also totally don't care if I ain't in one 100% of the time.

>>75605087
the heart of lorkhan was his divine center, without it his physical form could be destroyed

as for mantling

>One of Vivec's writings may imply that the Tribunal have mantled the Anticipations, in claiming that "Six are the guardians of Veloth, three before and they are born again", Vivec is implying that the Tribunal took on the roles of Azura, Boethiah and Mephala by mantling
>he Tribunal Temple implies that this may be their orthodox claim to divinity, stating that the Tribunal became "high ancestor spirits" where the Daedra are "ancestor spirits", with the strong implication that the Tribunal and the Daedra became one and the same kind if being, at least in respect to Dunmer theology.

shit gets deep

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>>75605196
Fuck I hate this shit

At least I can jerk off to a time traveling, multi-dimensional, reality annihilating robot that is powered by the oversoul of the Dwemer

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>>75605190
It bothers me quite a bit, I want a gf with hair dark as midnight!

Didn't like living alone desu

>>75605244
yeah sometimes elder scrolls lore is fucking wacko

lorkhan was the first being to ever achieve CHIM

>According to Vivec, the first to understand the concept was Lorkhan, whose curiosity and desire for change drove him to the rim of the Wheel and beyond, where he looked back at the Aurbis sideways and thereby learned the name of God: I (as a wheel, observed from the side, is an "I").

>>75605333
>>75605244
>>75605196

>>>/v/

>>75605291
i like dark haired chicks too, and as a result i have better luck with blondes

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>>75605354
this is a dark elf agrarian general

>>75605354
Just play the damned game already

Shan't be playing through a 15 year old game any time soon

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>>75605436

>>75605418
Eh, the idea of spending hours of my life playing through a story on a screen ain't as appealing to me now as it was however many years ago. Those kinds of games just don't seem all that rewarding to me anymore.

>>75605549
Don't tell me to go to /v/eddit then

How do you guys deal with not having a southern belle wife to make you sweet tea and

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>>75605549
its a medium like any other, it can be a bit more of a time investment than say a book or a movie, but thats more because videogames have setbacks, but personally i find that pretty rewarding

>>75605661
i make myself sweet tea

or yaupon tea recently

>>75605661
Making your own is easy and enjoyable. Also, you never have to worry about it not coming out the way you like it (or if it does, you have only yourself to blame).

>>75605661
By having a Southern beau

Just bee urself bud

>>75605719
>Just bee yourself
Has this ever worked for anyone?

Morrowind a shit. Play Oblivion instead.

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>>75605728
Me

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>>75605733
oblivion setting a shit

ill admit gameplay is smoother (i have no arguments in favor of the combat in morrowind)

>>75605771
>dude scholarly error lmoa
Bethesda is full of hacks

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>>75605808
yeah

they just need to give kirkbride acid again

>I will not go into the varying accounts of what happened at Adamantine Tower, nor will I relate the War of Manifest Metaphors that rendered those stories unable to support most qualities of what is commonly known as "narrative." We all have our favorite Lorkhan story and our favorite Lorkhan motivation for the creation of Nirn and our favorite story of what happened to His Heart. But the Theory of the Lunar Lorkhan is of special note.

>war of manifest metaphors

fucking meme war mentioned in a kirkbride book in morrowind

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>>75605771
>Oblivion
>a game with possibly the best setting ever
>a shit
>preferring Morrowind, a game with one of the worst settings ever

>>75605885
>a game with possibly the best setting ever
kill yourself

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>>75605885
original setting for oblivion wasn't a cliche medieval fantasy world

it was a roman empire in a deep amazonian jungle

think roman legion in leopard skins and roman aristocracy with extra gold and colorful feathers

>>75605892
>those lush green forests
>those open plains
Probably my favorite game of all time based largely on its setting. Compare that to Morrowind's shitty ash desert and weird mushroom bullshit where you get attacked by pterodactyls every 20 ft and also Skyrim's cold, frozen tundra. Oblivion is warm and colorful.

Also, Morrowind departs too much from the Tolkienesque medieval castles and dungeons setting. Oblivion returns it back to where it should be, a fucking high fantasy RPG.

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>>75605979
>those lush green forests
In standard medieval fantasy world #549

We could have had the Romans in the fucking Amazon, but Bethesda can't even keep its own lore straight

>Also, Morrowind departs too much from the Tolkienesque medieval castles and dungeons setting. Oblivion returns it back to where it should be, a fucking high fantasy RPG.
Another reason why you should kill yourself

>>75605979
morrowind is literally one island and they represented it accurately

the fact that its completely detached from Tolkien is a good thing

tamriel is huge

>>75605979
>fantasy setting should only be a bastardized version of Tolkien
>A unique, alien, and dare I say it FANTASTICAL fantasy setting is bad
Holy fuck my dude, please spend more time on /tg/. Your opinion is hot garbage. What Tolkien did was good, but the thousand watered down copycats that followed are worse than worthless.

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>>75606086
this is a post of outstanding quality

>nice to see a fellow fa/tg/uy

>>75605928
Nigga do you even CHIM

Talos change the jungle to temperate land as a gift to his soldiers who hate that jungle

"'You have suffered for me to win this throne, and I see how you hate jungle. Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.'"

If you want Roman empire in the jungle just travel over to black Marsh
The real travesty is that we never get to see the land (or inhabitants) of Akavir

I believe Stanford might be overrated.

If you don't like rockabilly you don't know shit about Southern music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVnSb2drVJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Arm16wyUdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFxRTLmtsbE

>>75606257
Except in Morrowind multiple people say that Cyrodil is a jungle. They added that in because they realized that they had fucked up

I want a 30 year old Japanese woman to rub my head and call me a sweet boy

this is funny btw

https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/2017/06/03/terror-spokesman-abu-sulayman-al-muhajir-new-islamic-state/14964120004735

just want to let you guys know that today there were some BIG GAINS against isis and al-bagdadi got called a peanut brain

>>75606394
I saw a 70y/o man do that to a 19y/o boy on a train video

>>75606618
weird, the elderly shouldn't have sex

maybe they were related

>>75588714
Its cus ur my friend

>>75601509
Hold on ill create a email account send it there

This is nice though now i can get around illustrating their appereance
Gotta research confederate outfits though

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>>75605015
>tfw stuck in Siberia without knowing it

>>75608544
Btw is the comic gonna be called "the adventures of johny rob and mehmet" or do you have a better one.
Cause its kinda too long for a title, i might have the font change depending in where tge story is gonna happen in that chapter

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>>75605979
>Oblivion returns it back to where it should be, a fucking high fantasy RPG.
I'm sorry but that is not a correct opinion. Oblivion is massively underrated though.

Its so fucking comfy outside i dont want to do anything.
God damnit med weather

>>75601509
btw just a headsup, since this is a comic i need more dialouge rather then explaining the surroundings.
Otherwise there will be very little interaction between characters.

>>75602767
>Johnny had met indians from Appalachia to the Ozarks, Cherokee to Quapaw, and he'd never heard an indian speak quite like that before.

like here for example, rather than having an invoice you should give johny a line like

>what the hell are you,i have fucked many of indians whores but never have i seen an injun as disguisting as you.

for example

>A strange face, and familiar eyes met his. The indian looked... wrong.

after this line as well, either having a tought of johny or a line would be better.Something simple will do, like ''somethings off about you mutt''

>>75603033
this part is much better, try to write moreso like this. Its very well constructed, i can imagine the pages layout just from looking at it.

Just the first paragraph alone might be enough for a page.Also short sentences are better, since we can change the scene between them.

>Johnny snarled through bared teeth, “Why the fuck would I play a game of cards with a hole in my side I can fit my damn fist into? Where the hells my company and where the hell are we?”

lines like this are good aswell though, maybe once very 2-3 pages. Useful for making scenes that are 1/3 the page for impact.

>>75603591
>
It was at this points that Johnny remembered something. He had never had the best luck at cards, nor was he good at picking tells, and he tended to get ganged up on by everyone else during the poker games with his fellow soldiers because he had a big mouth.

in this scene, rather than just brushing off as an invoice thought, you can make it a flashback of sorts, nothing too big, 3 scenes long. So like 4-5 speech bubbles.
If not, you can atleast give johny an invoice thought like
>dangit im fucking horrible at picking tells, what the crud do i do.

>Cheat constantly.
i love it

>
“Hey pal, I don't suppose I could have a smoke? Been weeks since we ran outta tobacco”

this is kind of a personal input, but i kind of like the idea of johny chewing tobacco,rather than smoking it.

>>75603728
>imagining it turning to naked ladies and being slightly disappointed when nothing happened.

i love this, i think we should have alot of scenes where we can sexualize women (for giving the impression that they are thugs ofc not because i am great at drawing pin up or anything :^)))))))

>The river had three tens and two fours. Johnny had a flush.

I think i will just not draw the cards for this scene, but just as a heads up, i dont know poker.

>Because Johnny had switched the cards in the cloud of smoke when the indian had breathed out the last of that pinch of tobacco

this i feel like is a very tense scene, going more indepth into their movements and increasing tension would help alot.

>>75604231
>“HAHAHAHA FUCKING WHITE MAN, ENJOY A CURSED CANOE THAT CAN TAKE YOU ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE BUT HOME HAHAHAHA!”

i love it, up until this point everything was tense, but this line alone is a very good reminder that we are writing a comedic comic. I can change the style here slightly as well.

Fantastic work my man, ill start doing some research and rough sketches of johny right away.
Give me a heads up when you are awake as well, ill drop a reply of the email.

>>75612150
>I think i will just not draw the cards for this scene, but just as a heads up, i dont know poker.
What rock have you been living under that you don't know what playing cards look like?

>>75612242
i know how cards look like, i have illustrated some for school even
I just dont know terms like flush.
The only card game i know is blackjack :/

>>75612265
i know how to play is blakcjack*

>>75612265
Ah, fair enough. A 'flush' is a hand of any five cards of the same suit (e.g. all spades).

>>75611992
>>75612150

glad you liked it, ill go heavier on dialogue next time

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>>75616012
Started on some rough design ideas, expect a couple of designs tomorrow
Ill probably toy around with the eyes

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>tfw no southern gf