As we enter our 150th year we are still a young nation, very

>>75564918
Your prime minister is shit

>>75564918
Bill M103

your citizenry does not live up to the expectations for the nation

>vassal state with zero story
>evolving into anything

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>>75565021
>flag
We seem to have don a lot better than you

>>75565021
>says the bastard of portugal

>>75564995
>calling a motion a bill
proxy off

>>75565036
We are the alpha cunt of our continent.

>>75565021
You're from Brazil mate. Literally hell on Earth.

>>75565072
This

>>75565021
Canada's entire national identity is based around a coffee chain, which is now owned by Burger King.

>>75564918
canada is an illegitimate neo-imperalist state

Canada a shit

I'm honestly happy to see it fail.

>>75565147
You have to go back

>>75564918
>be canadian
>dont get independence until 20th century
QUEEN'S
LITTLE
KEKS

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>>75565225
>be newfag
>don't know about filters in 2017

>>75564918
> tfw moving to canada soon
feels good anon

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Canada is better than your country.

>>75565166
My family has been here for much longer than that of most C*nadians

>>75565293
Which part?

>>75565307
>welfare queen
>wants Canada to fail
They really can't into financial management

>>75565318
Winnipeg Shitnitoba due to college. However I'm planning on relocating to either Calgary or Hongcouver as soon as possible

>>75565109
To be fair, their "identity" also includes their healthcare system, kraft macaroni and cheese, and constantly reminding people that they aren't American.

>>75565344
>welfare queen
Nope, although I most certainly do plan on expatriating myself so I can use my government-funded education elsewhere. The fact that I can get the subhuman """"""""""people"""""""""" of this shithole of a non-country to pay for most of my education only for me to provide my skills (and taxable income) to a different country makes me genuinely happy.

>>75565377
American culture

>obesity
>gun violence
>rap music
>9/11

>>75565367
Hongcouver has an average rent of almost double your national average salary so good luck.

>>75565417
>this insecurity
this is why i hate canadians

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>>75565417
You forgot their most powerful cultural contribution to 4chan in recent years

>>75565397
>>75565438
>LARPing as something else on a Cambodia box making factory's website
Just kys you special snowflake faggot

>>75564918
51st state of America when????

>>75565438
I hate injuns because they're all dumb alcoholics

>>75565428
yeah it's gonna be tough. I might even go as far as renting a shitty room and share it with a chink before even thinking of renting a condo or getting a mortgage

>>75565475
same

good thing i'm only of injun descent and was not raised on a reservation

>>75565462
>being this butthurt because you realize that the non-country you unironically enjoy (like a gullible moron) is nothing but a shithole with cringy """""culture""""" such as "kraft dinner"

>>75565506
lmao i know right, then they steal the cultures of minorities and parade it as their own

>tfw one time a canadian made fun of me because poutine is part of quebec's culture but they still parade it around like it's theirs
>meanwhile they brag about fucking tim hortons
canadians literally need double standards to live

>>75565506
>I-I'm not a welfare queen
>brags about his free education
Lmao chug

>>75565473
Never we don't want them.

>>75565481
Getting a mortgage in a big Canadian city is next to impossible good luck

>>75565550
>Quebec LARP begins

>>75565591
>literally can't refute anything i said

>>75565553
>>brags about his free education
I'm not a chug, and I didn't say free, I just happen to live in a have-not province which heavily subsidizes education, and I studied in a program which is relatively expensive to run. Therefore, most of my education was provided by C*nadian """""people""""", and as a result I feel like it is my duty to do everything I can to rob the Canadian taxpayers of their investment, and use my education and future taxes elsewhere. First I just need to acquire a little bit of professional work experience here.

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>>75565599
>replying to his own posts
Quebec is part of Canada, so it's our invention too.

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>>75565622
>still LARPing
We both know you won't be going anywhere snowflake, you're b8 posting on 4chan.

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>>75564918
Two-bit Timbit Fuckwit (TTF)

>>75565703
lel, is your life really so shitty that it's actually inconceivable for you that someone could actually have a perfectly normal engineering degree and then expatriate himself?

Your life must be incredibly shitty (which frankly isn't surprising for someone who unironically likes a non-country like C*nada).

>>75564918
>Canada
>nation

Even fucking Australia is more of a nation than you because it's atleast an island. You are basically leftovers of British New World colonies. You didn't come to be through conflict. You have the second biggest landmass yet your population is smaller than Poland. You haven't done anything of note history wise. You are a placeholder that pretends to be a country.

>>75565758
>day of the leaf canada.jpg

I'm sorry, but we have a new rule here: no /pol/fags allowed.

>>75565780
Yet we're 100 times better than your shitty little slav mountain. LMAO. Stay mad.

>Acadians and Cajuns don't require special accommodation, language police, etc.
meanwhile they pretty much disappeared

>>75565805
Seems like Canadians can't take criticism from ACTUAL countries.

>>75565780
And yet we're still better than you in every metric.

Really makes you think; maybe whatever bullshit you think makes your poverty-ridden shithole special isn't really important after all.

>>75565827
>Slav nation #152
>actual nation

oh fuck my sides LMAO

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>>75565780
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_inventions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Czech_inventors
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Czech_inventions

>>75565780
Your country's claim to fame is the namesake of a brand of American swill/beer, having the highest per-capita population of porn stars, and being occupied by Hitler.

>>75565864
i'm willing to bet that most of the "canadian inventions" are just stuff they claimed

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>>75565769
>A-All I need is some l-local experience
So why don't you have it? Having some troubles you need to talk about?

>>75565873
Maybe if you are a dumbfuck Canadian or American

>>75565864
https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kategorie:%C4%8Cesk%C3%A9_vyn%C3%A1lezy

>>75565844
>I'm uneducated Chang

Nothing to be proud of there, buddy

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>>75565907
>country/ethnicity that's been around much longer than Canada
>significantly shorter list

>>75565907
You're a literal non-country you fucking dork Canada has infinitely more of an impact on the world than your generic bargain bin central european shithole.

>>75565895
>So why don't you have it?
I already have a bit in the form of internships, and otherwise I literally just graduated. Typically one would want at least 3 years of experience before attempting to get a job abroad.

>>75565969
What branch of Engineering are you going for?

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and oh how times have changed during our short history
>Frederick Charles Blair was the director of the Government of Canada's Director of Immigration, the Department of Mines and Resources from 1936 to 1943. Blair developed and rigorously enforced strict immigration policies based on race and is most remembered for his successful effort to keep Jewish refugees from Nazi Germany out of Canada during the 1930s and the war years that followed. Between 1933-1939, Blair's office allowed fewer than 5000 Jews into Canada, in comparison to over 200,000 allowed into the United States, and 20,000 into Mexico.
>Blair was anti-Semitic, as were many among the Canadian elite of the time. Though he couched his public statements and policies in generalized, protectionist language, Blair's letters and private conversations, quoted extensively in None Is Too Many, reveal his distaste for Jews.

>Blair was the policy's architect and staunch champion for Canada's closed-door policy with the full support of the Liberal Party of Canada government of Prime Minister William Lyon Mackenzie King.[3] In September 1938, in a letter to the prime minister, Blair wrote, "Pressure by Jewish people to get into Canada has never been greater than it is now, and I am glad to be able to add that, after 35 years of experience here, that it has never been so carefully controlled"
>In his 1941 annual report, Blair wrote "Canada, in accordance with generally accepted practice, places greater emphasis on race than upon citizenship". When he retired in 1943, Frederick Blair was named a Companion of the Imperial Service Order

>>75565935
>Lacrosse was codified by William George Beers around 1860.
>Basketball was invented by James Naismith in 1891.
>Ice Hockey was invented in 19th Century Canada
>Instant mashed potatoes were invented by Edward Asselbergs in 1962
>Instant Replay was invented for CBC’s Hockey Night in Canada in 1955.

Maybe because we don't add meme-tier inventions to feel good about ourselves

>>75565950
>burger education

>>75565950
Perhaps today Czech Republic isn't a leading nation, but if you studied European History more extensively, you'd realize the sizeable impact that it had, particularly that Prague had

>>75565996
i bet you that most canadians don't even know that we turned jewish refugees away

did you know that john a. macdonald is also a superman who never did ANYTHING wrong?

Canada is a fucking non-country full of subhumans. Most "actual" Canadians are actually just complete human trash. The only people that actually make this retarded as country function are the immigrants and people born to immigrants.

>>75565990
mech

>>75566002
Well medicinal insulin is still more important than your coloured contact lenses and a type of mechanical pencils so I'll take it tbqh.

>>75566025
Every Prime Minister up until perhaps Pearson was ethnonationalistic. Today's Canada is largely the product of the change of course brought in by Pierre Trudeau. Though it is unclear how different our fate would be if he never came to power.

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>>75566025
>john a. macdonald is also a superman who never did ANYTHING wrong?
100% correct

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Memes aside, I wish my country could at least be a little more like yours, leaf bros.

>>75566059
Not more important than a ships's propeller, lightning rod or the arc lamp.

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>>75566025
>>75566081
And they're replacing him with black activist viola desmond

Really interesting

>>75566080
it is disgusting how whitewashed canadian history is

i laughed so hard when they did that one heritage minutes where they act like canadians treat injuns better than americans

>>75565225
We were both nurtured by Britain and allowed to stand on our own two feet when we matured. America abandoned its parents as a child, and as a consequence still has developmental issues. It rebels for the sake of rebellion, because it has a deep set complex against authority.

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>>75566122
Combine insulin with the Canadian cardiac pacemaker and we've saved millions of obese people around the world. You're welcome.

>>75566178
>we prevented natural selection from occurring, which would've lead to a healthier population
wow congrats

imagine some shitty ex-commie slav nation thinking it's more relevant than a g8 country because he was brainwashed by 4chan memes

fucking hell

>>75566178
Combine ship's propeller with boatloads of people and we have literally created Canada

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>>75566134
He's actually getting moved up to the higher denominations, Mackenzie King and Borden are getting the boot. Either way virtue signalling is still one hell of a drug

>>75566134
she has a white facial structure

>>75566166
At least Americans have a sense of identity and belonging. Canadians have none.

>>75566213
>In 1784, J. P. Paucton proposed a gyrocopter-like aircraft using similar screws for both lift and propulsion. At about the same time, James Watt proposed using screws to propel boats, although he did not use them for his steam engines. This was not his own invention, though; Toogood and Hays had patented it a century earlier, and it had become a common use as a means of propelling boats since that time.
Uhhhhmmmmm

>>75566243
and when they do it's over stupid artificial retarded shit like tim hortons or the fucking queen of the UK who doesn't matter in the slightest

>>75565907
>can dish it but can't take it

>>75566137
>like canadians treat injuns better than americans
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Indian_Wars
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Indian_Wars
*thinks*

>>75566254
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Ressel

>ITT butthurt Pajeets and Changs
Every time

>>75566243
The symptom is the same in every Western Culture as we become more inclusive at the expense of ourselves. But Canadian values once did indeed mean something, as did ours.

We were once brothers, with a common bond and union. Now we're caught adrift in globalization, opening our nations for everyone. We fought together and spilt blood for the common cause. Even if you don't believe in Canada, it once meant something special. It was a dream of a better place. A new and Better Britain, across the ocean.

>>75566257
Ya "Canadian" """""""""""""nationalism"""""""""" is the saddest and funniest meme known to man. At least American nationalism is rooted in American culture which is exported worldwide.
Canadian culture is just a direct copy of American culture

>>75566279
>be canadian
>starve indians on purpose
now that made me think

>>75566287
>Austrian
Really encourages further contemplation

>>75566305
no I believe in a better America. A united America is stronger one.
meme countries like canada should not exist

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>>75566316
Still sounds better than being killed or small-pox blanketed, either way the chugs got out of the way it was a handy bit of statecraft tbqh by our First PM.

>>75566324
>Canadian tries to play the nationality angle

My sides

>>75566305
You have to understand half these Canadian flags are perma-butthurt minorities mad about one thing or the other.

>>75566355
>being starved is better than getting killed
starvation implies death

for someone who keeps posting anti-mongoloid rant you sure think like one

>>75566357
>European claims a historical figure based on a modern national identity/national boundaries
Every time

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Your life quality is really great in there.

But you are cucks. That's the truth.

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>>75566374
Except we still have a much higher percentage of Natives in this country than America does in theirs. Obviously they didn't all starve retard.

>>75566381
>Canadian can't claim any historical figure since he doesn't have any history to speak of

>>75566411
>a bunch of people were intentionally starved under the orders of John A. MacDonald
>not all of them are dead so it's not a bad thing
guess what this argument was originally about? it was about canadians being as bad to natives as americans

did you know that america also has living natives?

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>>75566416
>still done more then the Czechs in our brief existence

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>>75566429
>4.3% of Canada
>0.9% of the USA
>One fought multiple wars to exterminate swathes of them
>Others strategically denied food aid to Injuns to ensure compliance in the founding of Western territories/provinces
Sounds like we accomplished the same thing with much less deaths, which sounds better than what the Americans did. That being the original point. Any other questions retard?

>>75565780
>Czech Republic? Czechia? Czech? is calling out others over a lack of national identity.
Holy shit

>>75566496
it's all the same

at least americans don't tap themselves on their shoulder

also lol frogposting

>>75566450
>this delusion

Your country never resisted Crusades
Your country never kicked off an Europe-wide war
Your army never controlled the whole of Siberia

>>75566510
We know how we call ourselves. It's you lot who are dumb and don't call us Bohemia like you should.

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>>75566522
>reddit spacing
>that image is a frog
Hope you enjoyed your stay

>>75566574
is anyone else seeing this shit? see how pathetic canadians are?

>>75566532
how the fuck did the czech army occupy siberia.
really makes me thonk.

>>75566634
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czechoslovak_Legion

>>75566590
>leaf gets btfo so badly he starts acting like he isn't a leaf
>uses reddit
You seem the like the most pathetic faggot here lol

>>75565780
>You are basically leftovers of British New World colonies. You didn't come to be through conflict.
Actually they did, we invaded Canada in 1812 as Britain was hung up with Napoleon's shit. Our excuse was that Britain was impressing our sailors, which is true, but it's also convenient.

That being said, Canadians didn't do much to earn their own freedom. They didn't counterattack and burn our White House, the Brits did. The war ended in 1815 on a stalemate peace agreement.

>>75566134
Literally who?

The nicest thing I could say about Canada is that the world would not be better or worse off without it.

>>75566080
>Though it is unclear how different our fate would be if he never came to power.

Considering were in similar situations to Australia and NZ, I'd say things wouldn't be too different.

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>>75566393
I'll take high quality of life over positive opinions of my country from permavirgins any day. I guess if I truly cared I could move to Norway or something.

>>75564918
>we can do anything with out nation!
>I know lets make it a huge dungheap

>>75566411
only because they all live out in the far north wilderness where it was harder to kill them

they are practically extinct in all settled areas
people who whine about >muh natives who aren't chugs themselves are huge babies though

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>>75567021
A high proportion of Indo-Canadians?

>>75567102
>they are practically extinct in all settled areas

this is just wrong though.

>>75566243
>>75566257
I don't believe this is true
Canadians do have identity but it gets muddled by the media trying to promote this "corporate" image of Canada as something you can buy into

being overseas you can appreciate it more, I know I heard some white dude talking the other day and instantly recognized he was from northern Ontario like me.

>>75567102
>they are practically extinct in all settled areas
Except that's completely wrong David, Winnipeg is over 10% native, Regina and Saskatoon have comparable percentages.

>>75567160
>Manitoba
>Saskatchewan
>civilized

>>75567199
>tfw I debated posting that because I knew you would say it
lel the poor Peg

>>75565021
>Better known and relevant for 90% of the world outside latin america than brazil
>all around influential and well respected, emulated in every sense by other countries
>people still see us as the actual land of opportunity, and the place they want to be, even more than they see america

honestly, you know you'd choose being a leaf than a fucking sopa-eater.

>>75565481
what's your skillset? if you have a decent-good job you can easily afford it with the new vacancy tax that's coming out. it should torpedo the renters market and set good prices.

>>75565049
that's like being the smartest person in a class for retards.

>>75565780
>>75565907
your country's destiny is to erode into a cuckold state of germany though, providing quality porno and cheap beer.

our destiny is still undecided, we are probably going to colonize the north and establish a new british empire soon ruled by the descendents of pierre and justin trudeau.

Canada is going to be less than 50% white by 2060 and less than 20% white by 2100 if the current immigration tend continues.

We need to elect actual conservatives that will stop importing third world shitskins if Canada is to survive another 150 years.

>>75566232
borden is a shit choice though, but she's a literal "WHO". nobody has heard of her and they are re-writing history to make it seem like we had a real fucking civil rights struggle despite a) never having slavery b) never having fucking segregation c) gave blacks the vote from the start.

this is so fucking stupid, too influenced by dumb american liberal guilt over black treatment.

i'm fine with it being a native or whatever, put louis riel or some shit on it but this is dumb.

>>75567855
>doesn't realize we had slavery
>doesn't realize we had segregation in Nova Scotia
I know what you mean though, she's a regional meme at best and had no influence on Canada as a whole.

>>75567771
>providing quality porno and cheap beer

Germans are going to collapse someday, be it demographics or rapefugees and we shall be ready

>>75564918
Nah man, we're almost done. We'll be pakistan in another twenty years.

>>75565367
fuck off and stay out. We have enough shithole dwellers like you as it is

>>75567908
Wasn't Canada first to abolish slavery before USA?

>>75568047
It was abolished in the British Empire before Canadian Confederation even happend. So technically Canada never had slavery

>>75564918
I don't care

>>75565397
i hope you die desu