... Barracked and harassed one day too many ... 2 June 2017 edition ...
cant imagine there are australians who are socially inept
*towers over you*
free money
my brain says conservative but my heart says ukip
>>75562048
imagine giving tim a blowjob
look up and all you could see was his muffin top
grim
I Came Here To Eat Bacon 'Sarnies' And Also To Kick Capitalist Tories' Ass'es...... Amd Im All Out Of Ass
May is a robotic fool who wants to tax you based on house value. She's a fucking evil hag.
>>75562048
think tim could be the leader this country needs desu
>>75562022
section this madman
>>75562057
tories and labour are exactly the same, might as well vote ukip
Okay /shit/ listen up.
I've decided who I'm going to vote for.
Jeremy Corbyn.
Now, I'm not a leftist - but I REALLY hate Blairites - far more so than these marxist kids who discovered politics 5 minutes ago.
Do I want Jeremy Corbyn to be leading this country? No. But I do want Labour to make a gain on Ed Miliband, Gordon Brown and the latter end of Tony Blair.
I want Blairites to be humiliated so they can get off their fucking high horse as to how they're what the country want.
I want Jeremy Corbyn's popular vote number to be as high as possible without him actually winning, and as someone who lives literally in his constituency - my vote will hardly make a huge difference.
Thank you for listening.
>>75562063
Marx was a leech runt
I told you there would be a raid soon. Whenever I pleased. Expect us again. Anytime I dictate.
*cough cough* you mad *hack* lefties *dies of lung cancer*
>have to wait 10+ minutes to talk to someone at an inbound call centre
fucking hire more people (me)
>>75562080
you need to go back (to the discord)
https://www.strawpoll.me/13092360
https://www.strawpoll.me/13092360
https://www.strawpoll.me/13092360
https://www.strawpoll.me/13092360
>>75562041
should say "fucking cultural marxists"
What's the difference between steps and stairs?
>tories and labour are exactly the same, might as well vote ukip
>>75562019
They have absolutely zero comprehension of economics, geo politics, literally no world knowledge whatsoever. the only possible scope of interest they could have for a party they could have would be policies surrounding their education, which they are still currently in. It would be massively irresponsible to give literal school children voting powers. 18 is too young, most 18 year olds fresh out of school are fucking clueless. I'm not saying all of them, maybe those with a view to a degree in politics are a little more informed. but your average 18 year old is mostly concerned with getting a car and/or getting laid.
hate immigrants
love pints
simple as
babestation
Every day during the run up to the elections I have made a point of comparing the main articles displayed on the BBC news front page, mentally marking them as one of four types of article: pro-tory, anti-tory, pro-labour and anti-labour. What I have realised is that the front page has been strongly pro-tory and anti-labour.
Yesterday the front page pushed Corbyn's Radio 4 woman's hour interview with the anti-labour headline:
Jeremy Corbyn stumbles over childcare figures on Woman's Hour
This is a double whammy by the BBC as the original interview on R4 by Emma Barnett was designed to smear Corbyn. They then used that interview for their headline article for the full day.
Today we have two pro-tory headlines:
Theresa May: Help me fulfil promise of Brexit
Rivals attack May for missing TV debate
The first headline is basically Tory propaganda. The BBC is whoring itself as a Conservative advert space to deliver May's wonderful Brexit message.
The second title is pro-tory because the language used puts May as the victim, having to fight her corner to emerge victorious.
Is the BBC even aware of Ofcom's due impartiality rules?
UPDATE 1/7/2017 16:40 - BBC News front page article headline:
"Theresa May: Help me fulfil promise of Brexit" - Theresa May sets out vision for "Britain beyond Brexit" with a week to go before the election.
>>75562128
>*votes for macron*
>>75562117
steps dont necessarily go up or down while stairs do
>>75562080
Wow.. Thanks For The Insight! This Was A Really Interesting And Refreshing Perspective Without Bias I Find Everywhere Else! I'll Now Consider This And Bare It In Mind When I Go To Vote On
June 8
>>75562136
Quite simply shan't
>>75562123
they are the same because they are both shit
i indulged the idea of communism for about 5 minutes when i was 14, don't know how anyone managed to stick with it
>>75562136
discarded and not a word read due to reddit spacing.
>>75562136
Super Interesting... All Fellow /Brit/ons Ought To Give This One A Reads...
>>75562110
it literally is the white traitor's fault though
>>75562149
>>75562159
Why am I surprised rorkes have no patience or ability in reading. This country will go to the bloody dogs because of you people.
>>75562126
using that logic you could feasibly defend a voting age cap, considering how uninformed the average 65+ aged voter is
It's raining verticaly today.
Very unusual
just
been
browsing
the
ol'
/r/ukpolitics
lads
>>75562206
are there any trees in your country?
forgot to go to my fucking haircut
>>75562187
Honestly if you weren't so obviously from reddit and using pointless reddit spacing I might have entertained it. But since you either cannot write correctly, or you intentionally space your writing in a way that makes your post bigger, then you obviously have literally absolutely nothing of any value whatsoever to say about anything at all.
>>75561990
lefties use climate change(global warming) as an excuse to pass laws and regulations that hurt our economy
Here Come Dat Corbz!
Oh S*&£, Redistribution Of Wealth!
i'm a bush i'm a bush i'm a bush bush ranger
running from the law, living on danger
>>75562242
And why do left wing people want to destroy your economy. You're a fucking retard loony mate fuck off
>>75562246
Boi, He Bout To Do It! *opens Britain's borders*
Hi
I'm
From
And
These
Are
My
Political
Opinions
what did big dave mean by this?
dont care anymore
no point in pretending to support corbyn if rorkes arent here to get upset
Sick of non-brits posting here
its not your thread, go back to your own general
>>75562260
because they're globalists
>>75562232
>Le boogeyman
Nothing wrong with reddit, better than this hole in many ways. It would be more fitting if people from reddit called idiots there /brit/ actually. But they're civilised so they choose not to
just did the old 'cide lads haha
>>75562267
i miss him and miliband
>Nothing wrong with reddit, better than this hole in many ways. It would be more fitting if people from reddit called idiots there /brit/ actually. But they're civilised so they choose not to
>>75562227
Not really no
The vikings continued cutting them like they were still living in Norway, but nature in a volcanic land is fragile
>>75562267
"1st June 1996 was clearly a good year"
lol that's a day not a year what the
>>75562282
So go back there, everyone's a winner. You have to be 18 to post here, anyway. Hurry along.
>Nothing wrong with reddit, better than this hole in many ways. It would be more fitting if people from reddit called idiots there /brit/ actually. But they're civilised so they choose not to
hate insects
love animals
simple as
>You have to list your social media accounts if you apply for a US Visa
what if you literally have none?
>>75562272
it's yank hours atm though?
>>75562312
No. I feel a duty to uplift this place. It could be better.
>>75562329
fuck off we're full
>>75562267
>Why does Davey C have no leg hair
>>75562282
you wear a fedora
>>75562105
any fruit shoot man in
>>75562329
why the fug do you have to do that
>>75562329
no terrorists allowed
we need mo money fo dem programz
>>75562288
Ugh, Fascists?!?! Revisionists?!?!
*Sends You All To The Gulags Like A Boss*
Hah, One Step Closer To Utopiya!
>>75562085
That's not true and you know it, check wikipedia if you have to. And if it was true it wouldn't even be the point.
I have a great fear of someone yanking out my laptop earbuds and having my loud music fill the office
reckon 95% of the anti-right malarkey i read on the internet is posted by europeans(mainland europeans)
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVZJGCpp0JU
lidl have by far the best crisps variety. too bad many of them are seasonal and just disappear without warning over night for months at a time
>>75562331
You have to be 18 to post here, go ahead and leave young'n. twinkle your little tootsies off to bed/reddit/cbeebies
insects ARE animals
>>75562354
only have moderate feelings about clegg
any blue light disco man in
>>75562329
>what if you literally have none?
you win
>>75562329
do I have to show them my 4chan pass
Stop acting like a fucking Island. I'm sick of political parties pandering to elderly xenophobes.
Why is the idea that some aspects of the holocaust are incorrect so repulsive to some people. Lamps and chairs made of human skin???? Simply western propaganda north korea tier
>>75562329
We don't want losers.
>>75562423
you stole this from a teenage girls twitter
>>75562381
surprisingly relevant lyrics to /brit/'s current situation
Stop acting like a fucking planet. I'm sick of political parties pandering to millennial shitskins.
business idea: tow the uk back to mainland europe
https://twitter.com/EmmanuelMacron/status/870404913062449152
hahah this fucking gimp is going full globalist shill mode it's brilliant
his puppet masters must be sweating
let's be like the germans lads
>tfw born too early to witness interplanetary shitposting
>>75562432
Nobody still believes in lamps of human skin. Minimizing the scale of the killings is self-serving revisionism by nazi sympathizers.
unemployed
>>75562381
gave me goosebumps
>>75562338
he's a secret sissy
unironically watching queen elizabeth's coronation
ironically watching queen elizabeth's coronation
>>75562381
really irritated that this was made by bronies because otherwise it's a decent song
>>75562267
big daves got small feet
>>75562474
incredible face
don't think I've ever wanted to punch something more
having some fruit
>>75562381
this thread just got 20% cooler
>>75562495
Not A Shil From Discord But Listen I Heard That The Labour Party Is Planning To Reduce The Unemployment Rate To 0% By Nationalising A Variety Of Industries Such As The NHS, Rails, Royal Mail And Much More??
does reviewbrah have an actual job?
>inb4 'youtuber'
>>75562549
you are what you eat
>>75562558
dont give a shit about british politics
pink lady apples are VERY good
the BEST apple i have EVER eaten
>>75562267
do you reckon this is pre or post shag?
just saw riley reid have a big wee
25 is the age when living alone becomes depressing
>labourwave
>>75562584
weakling detected
lads
francine off american dad is so fit
>>75562613
i fucking hate this cunt
>>75562613
>how to make globalism look cool to normies
>>75562613
mac the madman at it again
>>75562613
christ
what's it like being a conservative living in france? they must feel like a jew living in nazy germany
>>75562628
this
>>75562638
watch your mouth if u dont wanna get hurt sunshine
think I'm becoming a globablist lads
>>75562628
best cartoon mum around tbqh
>>75562558
>capitalising the first letter of every word
do not do this
>>75562656
Me on the left
Frogs on the right
>>75562656
how does it feel to have a leader with less testosterone than his wife?
might watch this Woes video tomorrow. too late at night to be watching him spend an hour sperging about some movie i've never heard of before
>>75562610
How am I a weakling?
I am very strong, actually, and built like a brick shithouse
But I still have feelings
>complains about white genocide
>has no children because he's an incel
haven't eaten solid food in a week lads
"shart in mart" is becoming reality
>>75562683
fresh is best
its much better than having power addicted corrupted leaders from traditionnal parties
Why does every Uber driver have a Prius?
just made meself a piping hot cup of lipton black tea
feeling very british
>>75562117
steps are short and stairs are long
steps outside your front door, stairs inside
>>75562734
ah yes it's much better having a rothschild globalist puppet who does their bidding and has little to no say in anything
http://www.strawpoll.me/13092519
>>75562752
just made a piping hot cup of peppermint herbal tea sans caffeine
>>75562751
fuel costs i imagine
>watching a brazillian porn
>AY AY AY AY
played video games all day
now i'm going to settle into bed with a nice /brit/ session
don't get how so many people are mesmerised by the globalist jig
they can't see the wood for the trees
>>75562788
>Camera pans over to a monkey in the corner
revised
>>75562178
being a white traitor is a good thing
>>75562834
the yellow font is a bad choice
>>75562765
>implying there are leaders who arent globalist puppets
his background makes me think hes a genuinely devoted citizen
anyway literally anything is better than the governements we had for the last few decades in france
>>75562834
bizarro rorke
Post the most brazillian image/moving picture you have
>>75562825
i'm talking about brazillian porn mate, not a brazillian cooking show
started a journal a month ago and read it back today
bit worried about what may happen if someone other than myself found it
Tried bobbing my head to some nice music but it made my tummy sick
>>75562866
Cooking programs in Brazil are highly sexualised.
>>75562865
found some gay australians diary lol
Extremely displeased at this state of affairs now
dance, jesters, make things better
tell a man i want 100M's
tell a man i want 100M's
Found some bent poof's journal and scanned it before placing it exactly as it was
>>75562935
here's a belter of a joke
the french poster is a VIRGIN
I've got "yellow mustard style" shits again today, legitimately afraid of having leaky ass butter in the office.
>>75562935
*dances seductively*
would like a marion gf
grapes are pretty good
>>75562971
you will be on a photo collage of austrlians who have shat their pants in the future
>>75562991
looks like a mong
download speeds are a joke
cannot be arsed to have this so-called wank
>>75562991
why is her face so flat and plain
>>75562971
>leaky ass butter
ta tranquilo ta favorável
can feel the positrons inside my cerebral cortex humming and vibrating
an earth-shattering gimmick is coming
>>75562991
she stepped down from politics recently
she said she wanted to "discover the corporate world"
but really she got evicted from the party because her views are slightly softer
>>75562933
So you read basically any Australian post on /int/?
>>75563053
>but really she got evicted from the party because her views are slightly softer
>>75563053
not as soft as you i bet, softie *punches your arm*
>>75563062
/brit/ is my personal blog and you should consider yourself lucky to be privy to it
trying to train me self to wank for longer
1 hour in and not felt the urge to cum yet
>>75563086
Yes sir, thank you sir.
>>75563053
>discover the corporate world
only fucked my life right up havent i?
was playing on easy mode as well lol
>>75563077
everyone knows it desu
its marine + philippot vs marion and its been this way for a while
i could gather evidence but cba to look up old news
marion
>>75563115
sounds like a lefty conspiracy theory to me, intended to paint marine as a fascist who hates anyone who won't align with her extreme views, even her own daughter! what a monster!
Figure this is a good place to ask this
http://www.strawpoll.me/13092598
>>75563148
she's her niece idiot
would you lads have joined in if she asked?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4563414/Ex-BBC-presenter-60-denies-performing-sex-acts-boys.html
>>75563165
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13092598
Best opera of all the time is the opera interval in bohemian rhapsody by queen
lmao yank utterly btfo
thats one less yank poster for the night
>>75563177
oh, that changes everything
alri
first reply gets to pick first letter
post nice bums
got downvoted lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCMPryaniN0
>>75563232
>>75563242
idiots!!
>>75563203
Just logged on, so another one joins.
>>75563215
its rasheed
>>75563232
>>75563272
second reply gets the letter
>>75563267
it's rasheed
>>75562581
its peri-shag
just realised the "a" looks weird in this font
nobody writes it like that these days do they?
>>75563327
it's really rare to find a handwritten "a" in a typed font
>>75563327
you're a bit dim aren't you
>>75563263
>>75563299
wrong
>>75563308
i just realised i missed an E, thanks
>>75563348
looks like an o tbf
>>75563358
:3
>>75563327
I do.
>>75563117
what does typing out a name and posting a picture mean?
>>75563365
REEEEEEE
>tfw a trump supporting qt in my neighborhood wants my dick
>>75563377
>>75563389
FONT
>>75563365
antecede
Portrait of Louis du Vergier (1812)
François Athanase Charette de La Contrie
>>75563389
curbstomp that right wing cunt
>>75563410
wonder what it could be
>>75563409
>>75563426
why did they call have such gay hats
emma
>>75563439
I literally don't know
>>75563439
that's what i thought it was but i've only seen it spelled "covfefe"
Jacques Cathelineau
>>75563444
Fashion and also to identify how important they were. The pointier, the more important
>>75563439
it's covfefe you mongoloid
>>75563439
i knew that was what you were going for and you fucked it up, you fucking idiot it's covfefe
>>75563439
dumb cunt
btw the whole covfefe meme is cringy af. liberals REEEEing over a fucking typo. like who gives a shit, criticise him about legit issues not this bullshit.
swiggity swories I hate tories
can i get a quick rundown on covfefe please
Covfefe is perhaps the most obvious example of Trump playing the media when he wants to quiet down coverage of an important event (ex. withdrawing from Paris Accord)
If you think it was unintentional, you should study his tactics for the past year
>>75563471
>>75563489
oh shit you're right
i thought i got the spelling right the first time but i changed it, doubted myself
thanks for playing boys
i want to work on my arduino when i get home from my internship but i'm so tired. i'm physically tired from lifting in the morning at 7am beforehand and mentally tired from all the work and socializing. i just end up gooning for hours until i go to sleep. feels bad.
>>75563520
Makes me like him even more tbqh.
Just been to a lesbian wedding and watched lots of girls kiss each other. Also drunk as fuck. Ask me anything.
>>75563535
always wanted a butt thigh tattoo
too worried it'd make me look fat
>>75563561
did you get a chub on?
>>75563564
bit gay
>>75563561
pics
there has to be something in the water
>>>/tv/83459948
>>75563573
no
>>75563578
we werent allowed to take photos because the brides wanted to make sure they were the first ones to upload them
IIN the autumn of 1852, through the medium of my excellent friend, the late General Monteith, I offered my services to the Royal Geographical Society of London, for the purpose of removing that opprobrium to modern adventure, the huge white blot which in our maps still notes the Eastern and the Central regions of Arabia.
>>75563535
the imprint on her cheek looks like a house
>>75563584
watched a ross kemp documentary on india's sex trafficking business a few weeks ago
apparently they inject underage girls with steroids to make their breasts swell and grow before puberty has properly started
wonder if the paedowood jews do the same thing
>>75563606
>>75563564
reply to the text, not the picture
>>75563589
what were the girls like
don't care
>>75562105
Alri, Mini
>>75563618
didnt read a single word lol
The principal object with which I started was this: to cross the unknown Arabian Peninsula, in a direct line from either Al-Madinah to Maskat, or diagonally from Meccah to Makallah on the Indian Ocean.
I was desirous to find out if any market for horses could be opened between Central Arabia and India, and the existence or non-existence of perennial streams.
>>75563621
they kept flashing all nigh and showing their knickers, in other words, absolute slags
>>75562105
the use of emojis is biased
cup of lipton black tea has gone cold
Here we are...
Watching Alien: Covenant
Is this the most incompetent crew ever assembled for an away mission? JFC
My sister wants to get divorced after 8 months of marriage
The husband is a bipolar psychopath who broke a lot of her things and screams at her when he gets angry, but then does stupid things like buy chocolate bars and leave them under her car's windshield wipers the next day
>>75563649
Pour in some more sugar and ice and have an iced tea.
new
first reply gets it
>>75563665
sounds revolting
shant be doing it
The domestics, devout Moslems, pronounced me an ’Ajami,16 a kind of Mohammedan, not a good one like themselves, but, still better than nothing.
And although some Armenian Dragoman, a restless spy like all his race, occasionally remarked voila un Persan diablement degage, none, except those who were entrusted with the secret, had any idea of the part I was playing
>>75563680
Sounds better than a lukewarm tea tb h
/brit/ general election vote poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13091226/
>>75563676
>>75563680
Thoughts on Tetley? Twinings?
>>75563708
for poofs and bumders
>>75563661
Good riddance
>Eight months
She will be considered a lightweight, at least that's what I think
>>75563700
>conservatives on 13
christ alive
>>75563716
It is not to be supposed that the people of Alexandria could look upon my phials and pill-boxes without a yearning for their contents.
An Indian doctor, too, was a novelty to them; Franks [French] they despised, — but a man who had come so far from East and West!
Even respectable natives, after witnessing a performance of “Mandal” and the Magic mirror, opined that I was a holy man, gifted with supernatural powers, and knowing everything.
One old person sent to offer me his daughter in marriage.And a middle-aged lady proffered me the sum of one hundred piastres, nearly one pound sterling, if I would stay at Alexandria, and superintend the restoration of her blind left eye.
>>75563700
>all those labour votes
either a leftymong is voting from several devices or we've truly become reddit
>>75563728
What's a bumder?
>bernie sanders coming to London
>tickets already sold out
fuming
>>75563732
voted tory ama
Do you think the ISIS lads are planning on attacking the charity concert
If they pulled it off that would just be utterly humiliating
>>75563754
why
>>75563660
i thought the same. retarded scientists seems to be a trend with the new ayylmao movies
i also didn't like how predictable it is
>>75563752
>>75563768
i hate corbyn
>>75563700
>5 plaid cymru votes
hmmmm
think this poll isn't being conducted all that accurately
love Plaid the IDM group from Sheffield
love Cymru beats by Aphex twin
voted Plaid Cymru
simple arse
>>75563777
Lol
A
>>75563783
why
was watching the spongebob episode where he keeps ripping his pants with my mom
she gave me a great handjob
>>75563797
he likes pakis
After a month’s hard work at Alexandria, I prepared to assume the character of a wandering Darwaysh.
No character in the Moslem world is so proper for disguise as that of the Darwaysh.
>>75563785
I voted Shin Fain in support of my Irish brothers
>>75563764
Why would they?