/brit/

Socialist workers party of /brit/ leader here

she's so unappealing
why do i want to ravage her so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZGVlb9cwYg

>>75546341
seems like a pretty reasonable person tbf

Why are social conservative losers and weirdos like May allowed to be at the front line of politics.

Wish the tories would stuff all the people complaining about porn and banging on about religion on a little room on their own to not wank in.

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>>75545734
bad edition

Here we are...

leftypol OUT

>>75547617
>Blair
>right-wing
Fucking bolshevik subhumans

Covfefe x

all the lads

>>75545734

Need you back Tone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ICtCO8TCw

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>>75547608
>social conservative
>like May

she's not conservative, she's a Conservative

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3:52 AM
Friday, June 2, 2017 (WEST)
Sunrise in Tórshavn, Faroe Islands

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reminder that this is what they actually think

99 luftbaloons

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Cute Korean gfs for all

>on my bike earlier
>stop at some lights next to a bus stop
>group of teenage girls there start looking at me
>on of them shouts "rev the bike" at me
>the others laugh
>wait for lights
>rev it as high as i dare, cheeky wheelspin as i pull off on the green light
>got pulled over by coppers a few cars behind
>£50 fine

ahh yes, me

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Saw a couple fondling/embracing each other in the grass next to the path in the park. why are normos so arrogant? they have the entire park and they choose to do it right next to a path where people are walking. i had major elliot rodger feels and would have delighted in pulling out the .44 on them

>>75547703
fake plastic whore with a fake plastic face, fuck off weeb autismo

>>75546341
LOVE this new laci desu

the fact that i will NEVER touch her chebs brings me great distress

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>>75547703
Mental to thnik she was born just a few kilometers south enough to avoid pic rel

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Comparative death rates of POWs in World War II:

>Captured by Axis powers:
4% of British POWs held by Germany died.
57.5% of Soviet POWs held by Germany died.
27% of Western POWs held by Japan died.

>Captured by the Allies
.03% of Germans POWs held by the British died.
.15% of Germans POWs held by Americans died.
Almost 0% of Japanese POWs held by Americans died.
33% of Germans POWs held by the Soviets died.

Some Germans were pleased to be captured by the British or Americans instead of the Soviets.

Towards the end of the war in Europe, the US created the designation of Disarmed Enemy Forces (DEF) so as not to treat prisoners as POWs. Denazification (German: Entnazifizierung) was an American initiative to rid the German and Austrian people of any remnants of the National Socialist ideology

425,000 German prisoners were paid American military wages by working on mills, farms and other places deemed a minimal security risk.

Love Manchester, the people are so friendly, all the staff in the clubs and pubs have wished me well and want Labour to win, many, have also campaigned for a Labour government. Manchester gives me hope xxx

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>21st birthday is tomorrow
>literally nobody knows

guess ill be getting pissed by myself haha

>>75547746

>Caring about that shite

Alri homo

Gf recently told me she looks at loads of naked shit on tumblr and asked what I think of her posting stuff of herself

Since then she's been sending me nudes pretty much every time she's alone in private and has asked me what I think about nipple piercings

All a bit degenerate but has genuinely spiced up our relationship, hope I don't become a cu ck/she becomes a SJW haha

>>75547736
nonce

>>75547694
I'll probably be "fallen off" (as we say in Faroese) at that point

>>75547733

this thing is very likely to win a gold medal in weightlifting at the commonwealth games

http://dailycaller.com/2017/04/30/trans-weightlifter-destroys-female-competitors-again/

>>75547736
twat

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>>75547654
you wanna take this outside sunshine

i know you guys won't believe me but i'm from the future and jezza wins so no need for any of you to vote next week x

>>75547793
my gf has said she wants to post a video of us having sex online

we haven't done it and I don't think it's done anything for me

>>75547703
where do I claim my?

>>75547685
Conservatives should be about small government and keeping the state out of people's lives.

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>>75547786

happy birthday for tomorrow mate

>>75547786
Can I come?

>>75547558
don't know who you are

>>75547848
also arrived in the states since in the future jezza leads an invasion of trumpland in order to fully spread communism around the anglo world

>>75547739
I seriously empathize with nearly everything Elliot Rodgers wrote. I feel like one of those "moderate" Muslims in this regard.

>that part where elliott complained about his therapist being chads

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need an american bf

>>75547848
Don't worry, most Corbynite subhumans probably forgot to register anyway, or won't be able to find their polling station

>>75547871
hasn't been like that for a while

Thatcher made sure the old Labour party could never win again
Blair made sure the old Conservative party could never win again

since then, the only victories have been by the Blairite nuparties

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need a proto gf (grown up of course)

>>75547874
thanks buddy

>>75547877
feel free. bring cake if you wish

>>75547893
imagine how fucking rock hard those tits are
would be like fondling medicine balls

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>jezzas first call as PM
>convinces trump to agree to the Paris climate change

>>75547942
>>75547893
stop posting this

>>75547703

Who is this slag? need to publically declare my love for her/him
>>75547893

Hope it has a willy

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>>75547962

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>CAN'T VOTE LABOUR BECAUSE THEY REFUSE TO RECOGNISE THE IMMIGRATION PROBLEM
>CAN'T VOTE TORY BECAUSE THEY WANT TO SPY ON ME
>CAN'T VOTE LD/GRN/SNP/ANY OTHER IRRELEVANT LEFTY PARTY BECAUSE THEY'RE VIRTUE SIGNALLING MONGS WITH SELF-DESTRUCTIVE POLICIES
>CAN'T VOTE UKIP BECAUSE WASTED VOTE

I WANT IT END LADS I HATE THIS SYSTEM I HATE IT I HATE IT LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF AND STOP REMINDING ME HOW FUCKED WE ARE

>>75547949
I do not wish but I shall bring a 6er of Bud Light Lime

You can have one

>>75547966
timbs cost like $100 at most. who would buy fake timbs?

>>75547976
post this more

>people who bought original tickets through ticketmaster don't qualify for free entry to the Manchester memorial concert

>people have been buying the tickets for £40 and reselling them for £200

>10,000 people applied for free tickets by falsely claiming they were are the original bombing concert

This is what they get for trying to do a nice thing

>ISIS gunmen storm hotel in Manila

ahh yes

>>75547994
>immigration problem
have more kids, white man

>>75547994
>immigration problem
umm, no sweetie. the problem is you.

>>75547904
I'm automatically registered, sweetie x. Going to vote for Labour with my family next Thursday.

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>>75547994
take the blackpill

>>75547994

Immigration isn't a problem Sweaty its a boon xxx

>>75547994
Labour isn't a nationalist party, but at least Labour doesn't create refugee crises like Tories.

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>>75547994
ANON WANTS OUT

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>>75548021
>gunmen

No anon, all muslims are innocent women and chilldren fleeing warzones

fuck miners

who cares about fucking miners

somehow and i have no idea how, the gap between two of my molars has become a bit damaged.

i can feel it when i floss because the floss sort of moves straight through and i can feel its been sort of chipped when i tongue it round the back.

reckon its from Mandy?

>>75548047
>>75548070
the only people who benefit from mass immigration are big capitalists who get a larger market to sell to and can undercut working conditions

why do hardcore socialists from leftypol suddenly turn into massive capitalist worker-exploiting pigs the second immigration is raised

>>75547998
o-ok

would still like a cake tho

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>Sweaty its a boon xxx

>>75548011
i post it probably several times a day and a lad usually responds to me saying 'me on bottom'
except that time, hope he's alright

>>75548117
going to be on a fat comedown on the 8th, shan't be voting at all!

>>75548139
ummm sweetie, who is going to pay for the pensioners if we don't take in immigrants? :LLLLLLLLLL

>>75548084
There is no 'refugee crisis'.

>>75547850
>we haven't done it and I don't think it's done anything for me

What do you mean? If you haven't done it, how would it do anything for you?

the only parties i know anything about are the tories and labour haha

i am a political dunce. always have been

>>75548139
immigration is how you split edgy roleplaying student commies from actual communists

paid my rent today with my overdraft haha what am i like

>>75548139

To annoy rorke desu

>>75548142
Not my problem

>>75547994
no serious party will recognise the immigration problem desu, in real terms the tories are as pro-immigration as labour except that the tories will throw net migration targets out there that they won't achieve

it's sad but at present there really is no escaping mass immigration bar some kind of bloody military coup, we shot ourselves in the foot leaving the EU because now we can't even depend on many of the new arrivals at least being white

>>75548172
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imagine if ukip were still polling at 17% and still had a chance to get 2-10 seats in an election like they had two years ago

i miss him lads. i miss having a party with a manifesto i actually LIKE. i like having a right-wing party that addresses the problems of the EU and mass immigration while also promoting libertarian and civil liberty policies

>tfw had we voted Remain, UKIP might still be around

>>75548139
there's literally no evidence that immigration undercuts wages

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prefer women

>>75548152
he's dead sorry

>>75548170
stop sweetieposting my legitimate arguments

>>75548172
honestly FUCK the pensioners, and i say this without a hint of irony, i wish they'd all fucking die

our country is massively overpopulated as it is and trying to maintain literal millions of people incapable of working (or forcing them to work until they're 80) is bad for the country

>>75548139
automation undercuts wages, not immigration

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

paid my rent today by sucking my landlords cock again haha what am i like

>>75545734
if you like blair so much then why don't you marry him

>>75548269
bit gay

>>75548216
Sorry if you fell for a forced narrative. Feel free to look up UN migrant statistics, ~90% of 'refugees' aren't fleeing from warzones.

>>75548219
The job is done, we're leaving the EU

>>75548219
libertarian policies and anti-immigration policies are incompatible in the long term desu

>>75548241
>>75548241
NEET genocide when

Business idea: Incentivise whites to have more children instead of importing masses of brown foreigners who hate us, and will dilute us and our culture into a disgusting mess

>>75548256
not wages, working CONDITIONS
the minimum wage prevents undercutting to a degree (can only cut wages down to the minimum wage)
but then they can cut conditions further by making shitty zero hour contracts, 24 hour needed availability, awkward hours, no breaks etc

>>75547733
yodeling at this situation

FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL FUCK OFF LEFTYPOL

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>>75548265

Looks like now the FBI has named Farage a 'person of interest' hes losing it a little bit lads

>ZEIT ONLINE: I just want to understand your role.

>Farage: We have no links to Russia.

>ZEIT ONLINE: You didn't meet with the Russian Embassy's deputy chief-of-mission in London?

>Farage: Nope.

>ZEIT ONLINE: Not in 2013, before the Brexit campaign was conceived?

>Farage: Ah, hang on. He came to the EP office. Or I met with him in London. So what?

>ZEIT ONLINE: Why did you meet with him?

>Farage: I think you are a nutcase! You are really a nutcase! Brexit is the best thing to happen: for Russia, for America, for Germany and for democracy. And that's the key point.

the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses the

>>75548306
how?
>houses are too expensive
>women have joined the work force
>people actually get educated now and pursue careers more generally which having a kid early is not suitable for
>people aren't even monogamous anymore

>>75548306
>Business idea: Incentivise whites to have more children

Explain how without borrowing policies or ideas from Nazi Germany

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>>75548296
umm try again sweetie x

need a stacey in southend gf

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Drinking runt juice by myself in a field

>>75548351
Hans is a reactionary , not a libertarian

>>75548265
unless you have a weird underlying psychosexual attraction to your daughter, not really

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>>75545734
fantastic edition

>>75548340
IT'S DISGUSTING

>>75548324
His whole plan relied on him working for Fox News and getting out of Britain before it goes to shit

This is a real problem for him, he might be stuck here

paid my rent today using a loan i took out with my bollocks as collateral

>>75548372
hey i live in southend

>>75548344
>>75548343
it's simple
invade ireland
kill them all
bulldoze the lot
and build a shitload of houses/towns/cities/etc for british people to live in
"living space" you could call it

>>75548376

awful

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>>75548382

the UK is underrated 2bh

you all slag it off constantly but it's full of lovely places

>>75548376

>Carling

HEEM yourself my man

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Bless all forms of intelligence.

>>75548423
yeah, like failsworth

>>75548423
>you all
Just Rorke and his council estate friends

>>75548423
those places are all full of white people

>>75548423
It's easier to appreciate when you don't have to live here, lad.

>>75548316
ugh

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>>75545734

>>75547793
>>75547850
>>75548269
>>75548302
>>75548372
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>>75545734

Ah thanks tony for invading the middle east and letting all the muslims in

traitor, war criminal, fucking bastard

>>75548402
i can see one or two issues with that plan lad

>>75548431
why are you obsessed with that short?

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>pooham

vote labour, simple as

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Thanks for coming with me today anon. I had such an amazing time.

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you arrive in milton keynes

>>75547701
>luftbaloons
Never utter that word again

>>75548444

It would be much better without you and your terrorist cousins rasheed

>>75548414
>>75548429
Words hurt you know

The 19yo at work is such a lovely person. Maybe because there's no real thoughts or opinions in her head, just fluff. She's so sweet I just can't comprehend that guys have spunked all over her.

>>75548459
>guy going to an Ariana Grande concert with his 19 year old stepdaughter

Yeah, nothing dodgy going on there

>>75548269
that's an expensive blow job

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Went to the southbank skatepark and tried a bit of spraypainting

these two fellas stinking of weed came up and asked if they could borrow my paint for a fiver, and then started chatting with me, asking where i was from (Notting Hill but i said just 'west london) and 'who i run with' (nobody but i lied and made up a fake name) before asking if I knew that 'MK' was 'out' in 2 weeks (i assume a prison thing?)

desu the common folk scare me. i want to go back to mummy's country house...

suicide bomb mosques, do it lads

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>Ah thanks tony for invading the middle east and letting all the muslims in
>
>traitor, war criminal, fucking bastard

do you man rate heineken, budweiser or stella more

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Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you. We demand it.

>>75548459

Martyn Hett's parents are vile humans

>>75548491
Rasheed lives on the council estate with you, you little gremlin. Don't speak to me again.

>>75548431
very Children of Men-ish

>>75548486
*cumming
**on my soft asian cheeks
***and then wiping it off and making me suck it off your fingers
****then you fuck me up my arse

>>75547960
>Jeremy
>PM
Pick one

just learned about sanctuary cities, lads
what's to stop me from catching a one-way flight to America and living in a sanctuary city?

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>>75548486
i bet she's a boring, vapid person who only talks about her own mundane life

>>75548508

it's worth it ;-)

imagine going to the doctors expecting him to say your son has adhd but then he says "no your son is just a knobhead"

>>75548459
martyn hett deserved it

425,000 German prisoners stayed in 700 camps in 46 states.

The camps resembled standard United States or German military training sites.

They were paid American military wages to work mills, farms and other places deemed a minimal security risk.

The Germans woke their own men, marched them to and from meals, and prepared them for work, sometimes were allowed outside the camps on the honor system.

Several camps held social receptions with local American girls, and some Germans met their future wives as prisoners.

The prisoners were provided with writing materials, art supplies, woodworking utensils, and musical instruments,[25] and were allowed regular correspondence with family in Germany.

Movies were shown as often as four nights a week.

One German later recalled that he gained 57 pounds (26 kg) in two years as a prisoner.

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Tony Blair in Kosovo, 9 July 2010, meeting children named after him

>>75548459

courtney were PIFF doe

>>75548488
had a chuckle

good post lad

>>75548431
dude nier lmao

>>75548017
Hahahahhahahahahahkekekekekeke

That's African tier la

>>75548522
Probably Heineken but that doesn't mean I actually rate it

>>75548522

Heineken
Bud/Stella

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>UK now the worst-performing advanced economy in the world after post-Brexit vote slump
>Canada became the last G7 nation to report figures on Wednesday, confirming the UK’s position at the bottom of the list

good thing the opposition party is against it right?

>>75548505
ugh

Haha brexit

Didn't really think that through did you? Wahey!

>>75548534
he seems like a right gimp but why are his parents vile?

>>75548517
>saying actual fact is tinfoil

hello shlomo

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Made a nice matcha green tea cake!

>>75548017
migrants stole flowers and toys off the memorial too.

>>75548459
honestly feel most bad for the two daughters of the Polish couple killed

they went to the arena to pick up their daughters, their daughters were unharmed but they died

awful

having a shank

>>75547736
HOWLING at you little RUNT

>Gay Pride festivals have been urged to stop booking acts which "perpetuate racist stereotypes" by performing in "blackface".

>More than 100 LGBT supporters have signed a letter calling it an "embarrassing stain on the community".

With nobody left to fight, the liberals once again turn on each other

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>>75548351
>ancaps

>>75548628
learn to resize images mate.

Think I might rate San Miguel highest out of the pisswater lagers. That or Peroni. Difficult choice.

>>75548505
It's funny how girls like these probably are incredibly naive in every way except for their filthy sexual fantasies that ravage their pure minds on a daily basis.

>>75548627
Sayingh Tony Blair is a war criminal is factually inaccurate

>>75548628
can i have a piece?

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Me and the lads in the pub

>>75548626


Watch their interview. They're weird, sick people

>>75548555
not to your landlord it's not

>>75548506

He was trying to keep her safe, tragic.

>>75548659
On the phone

>>75548669
Of course :3

>>75548641
the pinnacle of human pleasure

hi xx

>>75548572
all those bloody Tonibler's

>>75548647
>replying to a 23 minute old post

literally kill yourself

>>75547994
no such thing as a wasted vote, thats a trick the big 2 play on you

>>75548699
gay

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Me and the lads in the pub

>>75548688
>He was trying to keep her safe

she was 19, she can go to a concert by herself

They were clearly shagging

>>75548670
mosley had pretty much the same views as most of the leftypollers here, if not more radically left wing

they just call him a rorke because he actually has pride in his country

>>75548628
i made chocolate mocha pot de cremes last night. well good. practising my valentines day desserts just in case i get a gf for next year. it wont happen but it was fun to do nonetheless.

>>75548534

Everyone deals with grief differently anon

>>75548625
they've only gone and bloody done it haha

>>75548670

Christ I'd give anything to have been alive during WW1 and 2.

>>75548699
booleapoo fuck off!!!

Just remembered alll those uneducated greggs-scoffing poortherners saying 't' brexit maight beh bad f' t' 'conomy but at layyst there'll beh noo more of them muslims like'

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>>75548486

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made a salad

wuu2 xx

>>75548760
>bacon

I don't know what you made anon, but it's not a salad

>>75548627
the refugees are getting in through Libya

literally wouldn't have happened if Gadaffi was still in power, Cameron was in charge of the Libya bombing

>>75548660
peroni is shit

moretti is fire.

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YES bartender I will have another

My pints have more friends than I do hahaha

>>75548742
Fucking moron.

>>75548728
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Me and the lads in the pub

>>75548760
looks horrid

>>75548779
>thinking mass immigration has been happening since 2011

it's been happening since 1997

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne6wrB2VjSs

tune

What does "wahey!" actually mean?

srs question

>>75548761
im having that thing where just after you put in a lot of effort to set up a rare social outing you get second thoughts and consider cancelling everythin and just stayin inside

my mate is turning 18 so we organised that i would take him out to his first ever gay bar, but now im feeling all tired and antisocial so i dunno what to do

>>75548628
why does the top look like a loaf of bread?

>>75548795
made it quite clear in my post that i am not a normie despite all my efforts to be one.

>this spacker sitting in a shit field drinking carling

>>75548622
>britain in the EU -> unstable and slumps after asking the population what it wants to do
>britain in the EU -> strong and stable. strong and stable, strong and stable
strong and stable

getting a little bit of cosmetic plastic surgery seems like a good thing in the long run desu, beautiful people generally get treated a bit better
not that i'd do it

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got a date with a polish lass off tinder

never been on a date before at 23 and feel like i'm gonna pass out from the nerves

>>75548785
That stuff tastes utterly bog standard to me

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Got this gap on one of my front teeth and it really annoys me. Its a 'natural gap' according to my dentist.

It a decent sized gap compared to the others and because it goes straight through to the dark of my mouth it makes it look like there's something in my tooth or its dirty. I asked my dentist and he said there is nothing that can be done, but surely there's something.

>>75548820
Same thing as KURWA!

>>75548820
spell it backwards

>>75548728
mocha and matcha aren't close to being similar m8

>>75548797
is that murrayfield stadium? that's just a couple miles from me

>>75548777
well tbf it had cabbage in so i called it a salad
my mate nige who showed me how to make it calls it a spring cabbage, cream and bacon recipe but i think that sounds a bit shite

>>75548849
no one notices shit like that mate.

>>75548831
Where are you sitting and what are you drinking?

*disavows the British Empire*

>>75548849
I'll fill it up with cum

>>75548837
my geology lab partner got fake chebs

>>75548877
in my bed drinking strong bow x

>>75548861
did i say they were?

>>75548840
peroni tastes grim.

reminds me of a mate i had who insisted on drinking san miguels instead of stella down pub. annoyed me becuase getting rounds in ended up being more costly just becuase of him.

just taken the mum up the arse

>>75548806
>it's been happening since 1997
Been happening since a lot further back then that lad

All these pakis in Britain now didn't just arrive, they're 2nd/3rd generation who've bred

For all the autism on 4chan, on 90% of the boards you still learn something:

>/pol/
Instantaneous updates on current affairs/happenings
In-depth coverage and history of nationalism and right-wing politics
Conspiracy theories and other challenges to the conventional train of thought

>/sp/
Live coverage of all major and some minor sport events
Links to watch pretty much any sport you can think of
Power rankings threads demonstrating other people's opinions

>/fit/
Genuine fitness advice for beginners and intermediate lifters (albeit in amongst a lot of nonsense)
Tips on diet
A dedicated thread for experienced lifters to help beginners

>/int/
Nothing.
Here you learn absolutely fuck all.

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>>75548726
Labour should've accepted his offer but they were too cucked

>Mosley was always impatient and eventually put forward a whole scheme in the "Mosley Memorandum", which called for high tariffs to protect British industries from international finance, for state nationalisation of main industries, and for a programme of public works to solve unemployment. However, it was rejected by the Cabinet, and in May 1930 Mosley resigned from his ministerial position. At the time, the weekly Liberal-leaning paper The Nation described his move: "The resignation of Sir Oswald Mosley is an event of capital importance in domestic politics... We feel that Sir Oswald has acted rightly — as he has certainly acted courageously — in declining to share any longer in the responsibility for inertia."[16] In October he attempted to persuade the Labour Party Conference to accept the Memorandum, but was defeated again. Thirty years later, in 1961, Richard Crossman described the memorandum: "... this brilliant memorandum was a whole generation ahead of Labour thinking."[16]

>>75548864
Ionno

>>75548900
Pics

>>75548837

yh but how do you explain it to the people you see everyday? theyre gonna notice that you changed appearance overnight, and theyll think youre a bellend for it

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>peroni tastes grim.

>reminds me of a mate i had who insisted on drinking san miguels instead of stella down pub. annoyed me becuase getting rounds in ended up being more costly just becuase of him.

just waterboarded the gf for backchatting me

>>75548903
You taste grim

Farage just went off on one on LBC

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*yodels at you from afar*

>>75548849
whiten it

>>75548924
>Here you learn absolutely fuck all.
you learn flags of the world and obscure facts about random countries 2bh

for example:
>a man in brazil ate a soup made from monkeys

>>75548935
i dunno lad, just disappear for a while and say you got into an accident
or move somewhere new
or be a lonely neet like me

>>75548957
*snipes you*

>>75548955

hes stressing becoz the FBI have said they want to have a quick 'chat' with him about his connections to Trump, Wikileaks and Russia

yknow, the kinda 'chat' that involves jumper cables and a seashell

>>75548937
Cheap cunt

>>75548924
if you leave /brit/ you can learn plenty, but /brit/ is the most fun part

>>75548839
>>75548820
>>75548940
FONT

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>>75548887
good lad

all hail the worker's commonwealth (any victoria 2 man in)

>>75548937
his head looks too small for his shirt collar.
his nose too great for his face.

>big clutch of Normies outside of my window *literally* shrieking like chimpanzees
God I fucking hate the end of exams
And Normies
Hate them both

>>75549012
hello newfriend

>>75548839
ganbatte anon

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>>75548983
FOY...FOY...FOY...foy...foy....foy....

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Not sure about Woes's latest speech, been 12 minutes and he's still going on about some bent film

The UK should pull out of this bullshit climate treaty too

>>75549004

unironically thinkin about painting up some Labour slogans on my local walls

i saw a great piece of graffiti on Waterloo bridge that said May was a lying cunt, that gave me the idea

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absolutely love this image

boss gave me a hug today

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>tfw you remember a bad memory

>>75549004
>>75549041
>>75549054
fuck off leftyrunts

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>The UK should pull out of this bullshit climate treaty too

>>75549040
your dad should have pulled out you dumb fuck

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>>75548987
PROTECT NIGE AT ALL COSTS

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>>75549040


One can only dream

going to paint swastikas on my bollocks and sit in the middle of the street and just wait for antifa to show up

I like my Normies like I like my steaks: Fucking dead

>>75549024
hate when that happens

are they girls? silver lining and al that

>>75549097
'e

>>75549097
Edgy

>>75549063
FONT

what is this fidget spinner meme?

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*sips racistly*

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>>75548987
>and a seashell

e-explain

>>75549116
*was

>>75549116
fingerboxes for normies

>>75549075
you think it will make any difference? you think it's not a scam?

>>75549116
Where the fuck have you been?

>>75549113
not a normie desu

sister is at some holiday resort in spain, just sent me this

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1496281165065.webm

>>75549116
toy for people with adhd
they're fun!

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>you think it will make any difference? you think it's not a scam?

>>75549109
No, bunch of textbook Nando's lads hooting and screeching

Want to fucking pulverise them all

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>>75549144
this'll be someone's mother some day

>>75549140
correct you're a turbonormie

>>75549075

W A H E Y !

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>>75548928
you can always play kaiserreich and make him lead britain

>>75549097
Mooing

>>75549175
you're more of a normie than i am

love corbyn
love farage
would like them to have an immigrant hating socialist baby that loves pints

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>>75549116
>he doesn't have fidget spinners
LMAO

>>75549208
kek

boss fucked me up the arse today
what is he like!

Made a new but forgot the topic

Fuck sake haha

don't want to work my entire life lads
i want to travel
fuck's sake wish i was born as some rich chink or something

>>75548928
sounds like a fucking stupid idea

>>75549221

love me some banter

gas the boomers
age war now

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>what is this fidget spinner meme?

>>75549231
>>75549231
>>75549231
>>75549231
>>75549231

business idea: labour and ukip merge to form the Social-National Party of Britain

>>75549229
i went and posted an insult anyway

>>75549275
didn't enjoy that desu