Why don't Americans get banter?

>>75545151
german heritage

>>75545151
Americans are a generally cheerful and open people. We will happily talk to you about any number of personal subjects, we're very literal, very honest, the downside of this is that we don't take harmless teasing lightly. So a lot of Americans don't get "banter".

Also, since you're a Brit, you should know that the word "cunt" is pretty serious over here. You can't use it casually, you call someone a cunt and they will get really angry at you.

>>75545151
Because "you're fat and stupid" repeated a hundred times doesn't really count as banter.
It's as "funny and witty" as someone poking you with a staff 300 times a day and when he gets mad, you say "Wow I just poked you with a stick, it's nothing".

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>>75545205
>Also, since you're a Brit, you should know that the word "cunt" is pretty serious over here. You can't use it casually, you call someone a cunt and they will get really angry at you.
Knew this and did it anyway

>>75545255
t. Tyrone the United Statian Tourist

>>75545308
It's usually taken seriously in the UK too. The only place where they genuinely use 'cunt' casually is Australia

>>75547277
But that's wrong.

>>75547277
everybody says it here constantly
that cunt says
everycunt
daft cunt
etc its used daily and casually

>>75545151
>Be american
>Try to bant with other cunts
>"Oh my god america how could you say that!?"
It's not that we can't take the bants OP it's that you just that we're out of your league.

>>75545205
>Also, since you're a Brit, you should know that the word "cunt" is pretty serious over here.
No it isn't, you faggot.

>>75547712
>OP it's that you just that we're out of your league

>>75547792
Fucking typos are going to be the death of me some day.

>>75545255
this. It's like the surrender meme for us, though if I feel like it's now not as used as it was. At some point it's just not funny anymore

>>75547754
Yes, it is. Here, try this experiment (in real life, not online):

1. Call a random woman on the street "bitch"
2. Call a random woman on the street "cunt"
3. Use the word "bitch" casually
4. Use the word "cunt" casually

Watch the difference in reactions.

because it violates the NAP

>>75547712
>>"Oh my god america how could you say that!?"
Jesus burger, it's OK to lie on the internet just don't get us involve in your imaginary roleplay internet warrior bullshit

>>75545151
Consider this: you're shit at "banter"

>>75548025
Oh my god america how could you say that!?

>>75547712
lol EVERYtime there's a thread like this, there's always a cringy american like this.
Americans take themselves too seriously

>>75547931
>1. Call a random woman on the street "bitch"
>2. Call a random woman on the street "cunt"
She will be angry regardless
>3. Use the word "bitch" casually
>4. Use the word "cunt" casually
I do both of these all the time.
>>75548006
Jeez don't lose your head over this Mexico, that's the cartels job.

>>75548108
Sounds like you can't take the bants Mon ami

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>>75545255
Basically this desu senpai. Also it seems like you guys are nearly obsessed with us.

>>75548554
all me

>>75548335
sorry but with you we never know if it's a joke or a genuine terrible post

>>75548554
>be more than half of the board
>be the most influential and powerful country IRL
>huge condescending cunts and terrible posts

>why do you keep talking about us?

>>75548741
>make the same terrible shitposting threads every day about America

>why don't you guys think we're funny?

test

>>75548741
This. Americans invite attention and criticism by our very existence. We love America. We almost worship the idea. We should be able to handle criticism of America.

>>75548804
Maybe "banter"is always the same but your butthurts go in all shapes and colors.

>>75548892
burger shocked, Russia rocks!

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>>75548892

>>75548892
doesn't make the banter any more original or funny

>>75548892
BTFO