Rorke edition
Upa RA
requiem for a dream is an over rated film
stop being white
kpop desu lads
>>75538132
>grime
>grown up
heheh nice meme surrey wigger.
leftypol discord OUT
Just listening to some Scouse House
regards, man aged over eighteen years
>>75538254
>>75538264
FOC
gimmique idea: ____ _ _______ __ ______ _______ ____ ______
...heh you think I'd give away a gimmique that easily, not so fast chump
leftypol discord IN
>>75538183
so slow
Lads how do I sign up to the milkman?
Do I have to go outside early in the morning and ask him? Don't have a clue.
stop making threads early or i'll be forced to alert the housekeeper
there is absolutely nothing wrong with guitars or guitar music
>>75538254
alri matty mate hows it going
janny really busted those bollocks good and proper last time didnt he
anime
might watch a nice grown-up film about accounting or national infrastructure later
>>75538254
fuck off matt
>>75538296
chuck empty milk bottles at him he'll get the message
>>75538286
back to discord
>>75538204
unironically yes
used to work at a paki owned business for a few months when i came out of school. without exception all of them hated gays, jews, blacks, chinese (probably whites too when i wasn't there), one of them even tried to convince me that htiler was a good lad
leftypol discord SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT
>42% CON - 39% LAB
>>75538254
been busy on the campaign trail recently ludwig?
>>75538296
You have to write a big white "M" on your door with chalk or something.
>there is absolutely nothing wrong with guitars or guitar music
why is it "aMEN"
this god bloke seems a bit sexist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiMsS9E2PcY
CHOON
>>75538313
true
>>75538361
means literally nothing
>>75538343
back to britpol
>>75538146
Nah I mean self-harming to psyche myself into it but I can't even do that, really I'm trying to stab myself in the heart but whenever I try I feel nauseous and weak. It's so infuriating.
*blocks your path*
Well?
>>75538364
SCREECHING
america is a protestant cunt desu
wogs out
>>75538371
>i listen to music created with virtual software instruments
>>75538296
sacrifice your firstborn child
>>75538403
*merely walks around you*
>>75538412
hmm think they were fighting in a civil war
>>75538412
getting slavery abolished?
>>75538412
Minding my own business.
reminder that the leftypol gimmick was started by a paddy and you are stealing gimMICK
>>75538412
just said "what are you doing about gun crime?" out loud haha
>>75538412
>what was the abolitionist movement
>who was john brown
mum got some new lounges today but i dont like them
theyre made of fabric and i specifically requested leather
>>75538403
*runs behind you*
*punches you in the back of the head*
>>75538464
dont know either of these
black people honestly had better lives as slaves
most of them now live in poverty and are involved with drugs and crime
want to watch the Void but worrie it will bee to scare
>i listen to music that is actually just angry niggers shouting nigga over and over again
>>75538296
its not a public service its a business, just google "milk delivery (town name)," sign up with the one you like and milk will start appearing outside your door
>>75538504
watching the nogg-aholic movie lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsFpfQC_FME
(i linked it for your convenience)
>>75538490
more gory than scary
Ok long story short, first 1 hour session was HOT.. but it went as normal.. Booked for an hour Got a killer massage and did the deed.. We said our goodbyes that was it.
Today I was feeling randy and had $$$ burning a hole in my pocket, so I thought I would book with the same lady..
WELL all started off as normal. I paid for one hour... But we clicked.. We clicked in a way I didnt click with my last GF... It was passionate... Any hangups about sex I had went out the window.. It was beautiful.. And quite profound..
In total we spent almost 4 hours together she only accepted payment for 1 hour.. we had intercourse at least another 2 times and explored each others body... punctuated by talking and getting to know each other and her telling me her real name... we talked about her being a sex worker about what it means and why she does it.. she has no intention of stopping, and strangely I think I would be ok with it.. My main concern is a john abusing/hurting her..
It was the most powerful sexual experience ive ever experienced... My intention after today is to not see another sex worker going forward.
Lastly I just want to put what ive just said into context.. Ive had a LOT of sex probably more than 90% of men.. Ive been to countless gangbangs/ and swingers parties.. and seen more than my share of sex workers too some of them have been amazing... I have learnt to separate emotions from sex.. To me its been a phisicall need unless im in a relationship then sex with a loved one means more...
Today stirred me deep down..
So if you have made it this far, im interested to see if any guys have been through what im going through and have actually dated a sex worker, where did it go right and where did it go wrong? Any advice would be appreciated as im feeling a bit overwhelmed.. Thanks.. Mat.
offfffffFFFFFURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKK lads its 2am HAHA
my interview went really well btw thanks for asking i think its in the bag desu
yanks in /brit/ are so rorke
>>75538547
body horror upsets me
especially with all the insects here
>>75538564
what was the interview for
>Yes, of course I listen to music with guitars in! Whencesoever else might one's ears be stimulated with childish twangings?
>>75538560
>>75538564
>>75538568
>>75538569
terrible series of posts
>>75538569
leftypol
love sleeping
hate reality
simple as
>>75538569
we're the rorke-est people on the planet
>>75538621
t. 62%
lads I got drunk last night and went into the street and started shouting and screaming because I thought my friends had died because of a war and that England was being invaded. I mean I was screaming at the top of lungs for people to come and fight. Beyond that I have very little memory of what happened. What the fuck happened to me, has anyone else ever had something like that happen?
>>75538643
more like 43% in 2017
>>75538569
edward samuel miliband
>>75538651
no because im not an alcohol drinking degenerate
david miliband > ed miliband
need a pint. love pints
Would beat any of you in a fight.
yanks, how do i say 'bukowski'? boo-cow-ski?
Okay I finally left the discord. /leftypol/ leaked discord chat screenshots are coming. You'll be shocked by the sheer extent of it.
>>75538651
do people honestly get mental like this when they drink?
I've felt nutty but never out of control or a different person
>>75538723
good lad. I'd listen to the latest 67 with you
I could fucking deck every cunt ITT
>i'm a grown-up therefore listen to grime
>>75538742
buh cow ski
>>75538651
>>75538755
I never get anything like that. Getting drunk just makes me feel tired.
>>75538651
i once found a joke written on the fridge the morning after a drunk night out and thought whoever wrote it had exactly my sense of humour, then my housemate told me i wrote it while drunk.
dying happy is the ultimate victory
3rd wank of the day
>>75538742
buh kov ski
>>75538743
I believe you, anon. Don't listen to the naysayers
>>75538742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr_B2IOUYSw
anime
hate is the law
>>75538820
ooh
choa desu lads
>Grime is for children. Nothing expresses my emotional trauma like music featuring guitars!
why are continentals so swarthy?
business idea: go outside
glad that the leftypol discord crowd is starting to thin out now that they have been rumbled
>>75538839
jog on matty you fucking embarrassment
yui > mugi > mio > pints > ritsu > diarrhoea > azusa
>>75538743
Hang on lads, just about to click upload, oh wait there's a knock on the door be right bac-
anime is for children and nonces
>that mong
>rorke
fuck right off
>>75538859
without guitars we wouldn't have banging choons like the following
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Ha6XinFk
How arse ravaged is this pleb getting upset because people listen to music with guitars in it?
>>75538898
rude
ritsu > mugi > mio = yui = ritsu = pints
>>75538931
turtlemong
story tiem live
https://youtu.be/bzuG5jd6s9k
>>75538412
America had that big bloody civil war and England were pretty much single-handedly responsible for stopping the slave trade itself.
>>75538954
probably listens to the worst techno shit imaginable
>>75538183
Marxism will dominate the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sh4kz_zhyo
You ladslooked into homebrewing alcohol? Pack of champagne yeast, 10 litres of homebrand apple juice and 500g dextrose in a bucket wth a lid and airlock, leave for a week to ferment and ends up being 8-9% abv cider. My first batch turned out ok it isnt sweet or fizzy but gets you pretty boonged
>>75538956
asuza is also equal but i forgot her by accident, i am sorry.
>>75538931
Yes ok literal 11 year old
the spirits are restless again because I forgot to leave them an offering today ffs
reckon I could give them my coconut but I'm saving the rest of it for latter
never realised they had so much juice inside
>>75538954
he's probably about 18-19 and thinks he's so mature for discovering some baroque music on youtube
music without guitars:
Rainy Days and Mondays
Dream a Little Dream of Me
my favourite musical instrument is the computer
>>75539015
>>75538993
it's some sad nathan barley (btw that show is creepily accurate about /brit/)
>>75538898
>>75538956
mugi > ritsu = yui > azusa > mioshit
wish pornsites didn't have so much malicious pop ups on them
feels like it and my adblocker are having a war
>>75538898
>>75538956
Ritsu > Yui > Mugi > Mio > Azusa
>>75539064
charlie brooker is part of the jew crew he knows their plans to destroy western culture
what was that change to ISAs that came in recently
ah yes, another midnight dinner
the paki at the woolies checkout is on a first name basis with me
>>75538643
minorities can be rorkes too bud
I don't care which anime child you think is hotter you literal nonces, fuck off
>>75539015
There's guitar in baroque music..
kill me please
>>75538954
Kek
He's still getting fucking mad cos people are slagging off that grime shit that is supposedly music.
>>75539109
dire
coles homebrand > woolies homebrand
long live united states of freedom
>>75539130
shant x
>>75539109
very grim
>>75539015
Actually I'm 20. I'm more mature than black bomber cheddar, youre right there. I've just experienced enough fine art in my life to distinguish grown-up, profound or thought-provoking information and art from children's rubbish
Listen to 'In Skengs We Trust' album by 67 and try saying again that guitars are anything other than children's toys
>>75539115
there is literally nothing wrong with being a nonce if you only show affection towards cartoon characters
>>75539138
grime isn't music it's black people talking over shitty pre-made garageband loops
>>75539151
new copypasta
>>75538860
based ben franklin
he knew his shit
willies belong in fannies not bottoms
>>75538412
Less than 1% of Muslims are terrorists
>>75539084
really like their outfits in the listen video https://vimeo.com/60862289
did a poo and now my willy hurts
>>75539151
>Listen to 'In Skengs We Trust' album by 67
Do I have to?
willies belong in girls cute mouths
>>75538183
Spencer seems like a pretty nice lad desu
>>75539151
t. couldn't learn guitar because he's not talented enough so now holds a personal vendetta against a piece of wood with strings on it
Lads, can you overtake through hatch markings surrounded by broken white lines?
Was stuck behind some silly bint doing 35 on a bypass on the way back from work and an overtake would have been safe, but not sure if it's legal.
>>75539227
he's a spy lad
you know when you realise you're a worthless piece of shit?
yea doing that
hate all of you fafets
>>75539190
do they belong in girl's bottoms?
>>75539195
Hmm
In that case
>1.5 billion Muslims
>1% means there's 15 million Muslim terrorists
Fantastic
>>75539266
*girls'
Oh Christ there's something moving about in my room
Saw some fat black bug fly in earlier and disappear
Peeing my pants right now
What if it flies at my face and buzzes around??
>>75539266
no. anal sex does the same amount of damage whether male or female
leftypol have finally left
now we can get down to some real discussion
>>75539173
Going to make an educated guess and say you're not a member of Mensa
>>75539207
you don't want problems with the crew
>>755392297
Why would I want to learn the guitar? I already play the tin whistle, recorder, lyre and drums better than you'll ever be able to
>>75539294
sorry was just little old me x
>>75539199
Their fashion's always on point.
>>75539266
Only girls (male)
POO PEE BUM BUMS
>>75539296
what damage
>>75538898
>>75539084
Awful awful taste, leave my website immediately.
>>75539301
poo bum willy
>>75539301
really really big willies
we are being raided by the mongs from the /r/guitar discord
>>75539307
>average_guitar_players.png
>>75539357
I post in /gg/
>>75539307
doing a miss the keions now
>>75539329
major injury, rectal prolapse, and bowel control issues in addition to everything caused by normal intercourse (HIV, STIs etc)
>>75539305
I'm honestly terrified right now
Get chills every time I hear it squirm about
Fucking hell
/r/guitar discord OUT
this is my gf
say something nice about her
>>75539329
you're not meant to shove things up your bum m8
that's not how it's designed
>>75539401
rija is a fugly useless bint
>>75539401
is that the 'u mad?' rasheed lass
>>75539391
thank you, 4chan always has been and always will be a LYRE site!
Children go back to your blood on the dance floor
>>75539109
just make some pizzas or something lad honestly
>>75539388
only if they tense up
I did anal with the gf for the first time last night and once she relaxed, she said it was nice
I made sure to not ram it in there
>>75539390
grow a pair
big girls blouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY0tI2AfX0A
... white cat video may 24th ...
>The Tolerant Left
ah yes
>>75539388
nah
>>75539415
you can still drive two ways on a one way street
>>75539448
so now you're a human anatomy expert because you shagged your girlfriend up the arse
the gf
>>75539462
kss kss kss kss
>>75539501
and you are?
>music is all about .. peace man...
>YOU DONT LIKE GUITARS? GOTTA BEHEAD YOU
ah, the so called tolerant guitarists
>>75539501
we knew the risks, but as long as you don't shove it in there and use lube, it's fine
>>75539525
worth a giggle
>>75539509
fat
>>75539476
leftypol are planning another raid later this afternoon
be on the lookout
>>75539448
any poo lad?
>>75539544
fuck off leftypol
>>75539571
I'm not leftypol I infiltrated their discord and I know when they are planning their attacks
>>75539509
excellent post
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495730945906.webm
Hate rock and rollers. Hate the left. Hate children. NOT a pseud just don't like them simple as.
Love grown-up grime
>muh leftypol boogeyman
I don't even know what you schizos are yelling at
or are you just assuming any pro-left/corbyn post is by them?
morons
>>75539199
kinda wish i was a weeb sometimes
dying for pint
>>75539625
ah yes the only genre of music that includes guitar is rock and roll
what is ' lefty pol discord '?
>>75539509
>all that cellulite
>not even white
why waste your time
>>75539597
there's nothing even in this picture
>acne breakout
time to start nofap again
>>75539631
FUCK OFF BACK TO DISCORD LEFTYPOL DEGENERATE NOBODY LIKES YOU
>>75539641
*hands you a pint of milk*
there you go mate
>>75539501
howling at this
>>75539625
back to the grime discord
>watch leaders debate
>audience cheers everything Corbyn says and boos the Tories
Ah yes the carefully selected impartial BBC audience
>>75539631
because /brit/ is nice and normal, then suddenly a massive influx of communist posts come all at once. something I've never seen in previous years
someone even admitted it here a few days ago
Fuck off /leftypol/ cancer
>>75539668
a bunch of lefties have set up a discord and they are planning coordinated attacks on /brit/ to spam pro-corbyn propaganda and generally be mongs
>be an ordinary person showing their support for corbyn
>get accused of being from some place called "leftypol"
hmmm
>>75539680
masturbating has no effect on acne
I used to wank quite a bit then stopped for a few months and my acne got worse. Ended up going to the doctor and got put on Oxytetracycline
>/leftypol/ discord
>>75539737
just fuck off leftypol scum
even the beebs admitted that it was a leftie audience
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40118629
>>75539658
fuck off guitard internet defence force
get a job you lazy rock 'n' roller
>>75539703
this is the grime discord
wagwan what you sayin?
fuck insects FUCK INSECTS
>>75539723
link?
was here at 3am the other day when it was just a few yanks and leafs shitposting
then a ton of brit flags appeared out of nowhere spamming communist and Corbyn nonsense
wonder what it could be...
>>75539769
bit small for that, dont you think?
>>75539634
fun things are fun
Leftypol OUT
>>75539762
>>75539717
>>75539686
>leftypol
no such thing!
>>75539766
of course
the BBC is the biggest leftie propaganda machine in the country along with channel 4
if you pay your TV licence you are an idiot
>they are planning coordinated attacks on /brit/ to spam pro-corbyn propaganda
>>75539766
common folk are going to be more left than right. it's only on immigration that low class mongs become rorkes
>>75539749
>>75539836
fuck off leftypol
>>75539827
BBC's In Our Time is a pleasant show
pooey bum lad you here?
did you get new pyjamas?
>>75539822
that's exactly what someone from the leftypol discord would say
FUCK
OFF
LEFTYPOL
>>75539739
Fuarrrk
miss being at uni, so many girls like that
>FUCK
>
>
>OFF
>
>
>LEFTYPOL
>>75539766
they didn't
>>75539850
fuck off leftypol
Welcome, leftypol. Have a seat. How are you today? :)
leftypol is cancer
the gf
Holodomor? What Holodomor? Take off your tinfoil hat, rorke - whatever this 'Holodomor' might have been, it was probably capitalism's fault
>>75539916
pretty good
Hate Islam, hate sheeds, love the NHS, love pints.
Am I leftypol?
Business idea: rightypol
the people posting tinfoil fedoras are from the leftypol discord
alri lads, i'm here for the /leftypol/ raid
>>75539283
and ALL of them live in the UK haha
the only people mentioning leftypol are leftypol
the only people mentioning corbyn are leftypol
please post as normal, the abberation will pass within a week
>>75539966
this
>>75539932
>>75539932
>penis size: big
nice
off to the centristpol discord. want anything?
leftypol is pulling a false flag pretending to be rorkes angry at leftypol to make them look insane and to shift the radical centrists to corbyn so they dont have to identify with insane rorkes
KEEP AN EYE OUT
leftypol fuck off
>>75539932
wha website is that?
>>75539967
They'd all be serfs on collective farms lmao
drink up, judah ben hur
I promptly hid that voyeuristic filth and I hope any other upstanding person did too
>>75539996
'o
holy fuck Leftypol is pure cancer
just fuck off you losers
Hate the Kew-ran, love the bible. Simple as
>>75539967
how can you be so deluded kek
ah yes, India
leftypol losers
you do realise that corbyn isn't a real communist right?
NEED a fat and smelly gf
/brit/ on election night: leftypol btfo!!!!
>>75540082
oh, so NOW there's real and fake communism, rorke?
>the failing left is so desperate they spam /brit/ threads that are full of neets who won't vote anyway
SCREAMING
Sorry Rorke this is a /leftypol/ general now
Go find another thread
anyone want a 'fee? making a cup
what if may loses lmao? embarrassing
Leftypol is giving me cancer from this thread, i think they're winning
>>75540128
yeah you'd think they'd try and swag /brit/pol
nobody here cares enough about politics to even try and support their side
>>75540120
fuck off back to leftypol discord
>>75540147
a 'fee? fuck off you runt
*necks pint of PG tips*
>>75540153
she is currently predicted to lose
>>75540120
thanks for admitting you're fron the discord, fuck off now
this is a very bad movie to be watching when I have a Defcon 2 situation with an insect atm
gonna need to drink heavily if i want to sleep at all
OI MISTA PROIME MINISTAH
...
AAANNDAAAAY
RORKES TEARS ARE SO SWEET
>>75540177
>>75540167
>>75540161
>>75540128
Go find a new thread Rorke, this is our thread stop raiding it
>>75540147
Already got one lad cheers
i hate living
>>75540195
One of my favorite episodes.
>>75540174
doubting the veracity of this post
>/wrongpol/ raiding again
back to the Skype group you rorke twats
>>75540256
EARLY
>>75539713
Part of it is that the left is mainly students and generally immature thick cunts who can't stop themselves whooping like idiots or heckling anyone they disagree with.
Think id prefer even this thread actually
doing a poo