/cum/

I turned down allied damage because I don't want my army to get wiped
I'm a coward

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>>75526603

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Stacy can I come over, after schooooooool

>cuc general coming soon
>Canada
>U.S
>Cara poster

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>>75526614
I can't

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Whore? Y/n?

>>75526629
an attention whore at the very least

>>75526629
yes

>>75526629

THOT
H
O
T

>>75526629
Y, but that's okay because it means she's good at fucking

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>>75526629
Yes to both

>>75526629
if it wasn't for the mirror in the background one could argue. But like this: definately.

have you passed into the iris yet, /cum/?

>>75526629
stpeach is the biggest camwhore on twitch

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>>75526682
She's also married with a chink

>>75526682
looked at the twitch vods. i thought you couldn't have clevage anymore, wtf?

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Thot posting?

>>75526710
who said that

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BBBRRRRRAAAAAPPPPP

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Reminder that I live 30 mins away from Cara poster and that I could kill him if I wanted it

>>75526712
nice
>>75526734
*vomits*

>>75526727
https://www.reddit.com/r/Twitch/comments/478nvh/twitch_removed_the_dress_code_rule_last_november/

guess it's gone now...

>>75526735
Don't do it

need a new TV show/anime to watch

>>75526748
First off
>reddit

Twitch knows what gets them money and camwhores are one of them.

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>>75526712
Keep it white

>>75526778
go fuck youself it's the first search result from google

As a fan of having girls sit on my face, I'm appreciating the butt posting

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>>75526782
That's an Irish person believe it or not, they love to abuse tanning spray over there. Is this white enough?

>Irish
Was he not clear when he said "Keep it white"?

>>75526796

girls poop from there you sick fuck

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>>75526806
No, this is white enough

not feeling satisfied after my first time having sex desu, I've had better masturbation sessions..

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>>75526832
rude

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>>75526836
>not feeling satisfied after my first time having sex desu
When was that?!?!

>>75526825
Doesn't matter if she washes herself and doesn't eat for a few hours before.

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If you have blue/green eyes and aren't dating someone with blue/green eyes you disgust me that is all.

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>>75526849
She's slightly cute not gonna lie

You haven't lived until you lick a girl's butthole.

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I'm from the depths of Scarborough
One ways of Vaughan Road
Apartments of Flemingdon, shadows in the PO
Every area reppin' the home team
My Italians hold me down, Africans same thing
Portugese get it in, Filipinos rock with me
Nuff Trinis and Yardees holding the block with me
So many faces like we the Winter Olympics
Greatest city ever, after dark you better think quick
Club district, parking lot politicing
We got hotter women than any city admitting
We number 1, check out the figures we gettin
No apologies and never quitting

>>75526889

t. german

>>75526899
False statement.

>once chance to be born
>have nothing but Scottish and Irish heritage

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Suddenly we DEAD

>>75526895
What the ever loving fuck

>>75526880
She's half Kraut half Jap. Axis master-race.

>>75526850
yesterday

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>>75526942
Scotch-Irish or Scottish and Irish? This is important.

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Catholic females, only

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Nico think she slick...

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The ol Vaegir blob

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Going to bed

I hope Thomas is doing good

>>75527145
my god

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gn anon

>>75527067
Scottish my fathers side came from the highlands pretty to U.S pretty recently compared to most people's ancestors
>>75527110
>cuckolics

>>75527146
Randomly saying my name like that is mean Paul

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>>75527145
I too enjoyed that OP

any west side niggas in hee?

>>75527172
Sorry you have potato genes then numpty

>>75527194

/530/ represent

>>75527110
Nice
>>75527113
Nice
>>75527145
Gross
>>75527181
Nice

The only area code I remember from California is 916 and I'm not sure which area it belongs to

>>75527243

Sacramento area

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>gross

anyone ever get this weird hunger feeling
it's like slightly cold, sometimes i feel like it's in my chest
shit it is annoying as fuck

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>>75527225

>>75527250
Heard there were lots of Russians there.

>>75527267

THICC
H
I
C
C

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Can You Waste Time Watching People Play Video Games Hahahaha Nigga Just Go Outside Like Nigga Meet Some Girls Haha

>>75527259
Sounds bad, RIP anon

>>75527272

in the surrounding areas, not so much in the city itself

>>75527257
stop posting caras gfy

>>75527267
Very nice
I want her to smother me with her tits until I'm about to pass out, then get off me, let me breathe, and then sit on my face until I pass out

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>>75527288
i thought it was diabetes once but it's never shown in blood work
usually comes after eating grains
it ain't no usual hunger that can be quenched either

>>75527257
I get a very unpleasant, almost onion like, taste in the back of my throat when I look at this picture

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>>75527276
What's your upper limit for THICC?

>>75527333
that's about my limit there. anything past that is FAT
A
T

>>75527338
This right here is the perfect female body type.

>>75527359
FUCK formatting

>>75527210
Scotch nigger detected.

Krepo is a pedo lol

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Kinda I want to

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>>75527384
muh heritage

All this ass posting is making me want to get back with my ex

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>>75527410
Would tbqh

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>>75527417
me on left

just had a very tasty PB&J

>>75527459
i was just wondering what to make
thank you

I masturbated twice today. I think my libido levels will be laying low for a while now.

Painfully close to texting my ex
Someone stop me

>>75527474
masturbation never feels as good when you do it so often

>>75527474
i hear that

>>75527474
>>75527504
>>75527508
i have no idea how louis ck and his friends masturbate 6 times a day
rubberdick like a bitch

>>75527445
>me
>not pictured: a potato
Fake news

>>75527474
Stop masturbating so much
Do it once a week

>>75527583

damn, damn damn damn shame

RIP my high school fantasy

>>75527110
>thinking no one would notice the shoop

>>75527642
You mean the area around the cup right?

>>75527666
Yes, Satan.

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>>75527602
Pic related still looks good despite some weight fluctuations.

>>75527686
Angie's like 33 now. Give oor take 10 years

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>>75527707
Wish she had better nudes tbqh

im so fuccin edgiy right no

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>>75527760
thicc can solve that

Is 25 an acceptable age to stop paying attention to new music and trends?

>>75527771

thats not THICC, thats just fat

>>75527778
Yes

>ywn find a skeleton gf and manhandle her

>>75527781
All the fat is on her ass and thighs. It's thick.

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>>75527781
*lowers thicc threshold for low T*
Left or right?

>>75527804

she has thunderthighs and blubber arms

its fat

>>75527809
left, but Id have to see faces

this thread sucks

>>75527809
Shitty beer. Nice ass

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>>75527823
>t. gayboi

Evens tpb episodes
Odds countdown to liquor day

>>75527778
what the fuck are you talking about

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>>75527852
LET THE LIQUOR DO THE THINKING

>>75527852
Please don't tell me you watched after season 7

>>75527881
Pretty straight forward question mate.

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>>75527888

oh god why

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>>75527888
Wtf

>>75527888
me trying to keep the thread alive past 3am

>>75527894
you get new music if you hear something interesting randomly
you don't pay attention to it ya damned hippy

>>75527894
if you have to ask then you probably dont care and shouldnt bother anyway because of that sole reason

are you 13

>>75527778
>Caring about it in the first place

i don't give a shit about these reporters in the Wire

>>75527925
Try doing it from 8am-noon. Usually just me, a poltard, foot kraut, and the Danish fuck

>>75527960
Yeah, if people think RNH are dead they should try the morning.

>>75527778
Not worth the effort
jus b urself
t. 19 and found vapourweyv years after it was cool

>>75527888
Probably in Alabama...

>>75527987
I never knew who Grimes was until that guy started spamming her here tbqh

Male rompers: cop or no?

>>75527925
try gayposting it used to work very well

>>75528022
Cop that shit boiii

>>75528022
Cop

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>>75528022
this is acceptable

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mfw no gf

Had 6 different people tell me I've gained weight today. Literally becoming a stereotype.

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>>75528061
if u cant have gf u become gf

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>>75528051
Has /fa/ started posting themselves in these yet?

>>75528072

stop being fat then, fatty

>>75528077
tfw whatever delusional designer made this probably charges more for it than what i make in a week

tfw they're actually somehow successful

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>>75528077
who the fuck would wear this thing

so i bit the bullet and decided that cargo shorts are now out of fashion
i bought some shorts without those side pockets
they're called "khakis" for some reason

>>75528115
im tempted but I already know I'd look like a twink
>>75528083
a lot of times what they show is just concept-car tier stuff
probably trying to push for square look

literally nothing wrong with cargo shorts

>>75528162
yes
>>75528151
because they're khaki

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>literally nothing wrong with cargo shorts

>>75528162
except they're out of fashion you dummy
equivalent of wearing a fedora or gym shorts out in public

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>>75528138
It's a fashion show, I think making retarded non-functional """clothes""" is the norm.

>>75528162
>>75528178
No you fucks

>>75528184

I see normies wearing gym shorts on my campus all the time

i never understood the hate on cargo shorts either
i never even used the pockets
i just thought they were the only shorts in existence

>>75528208
lol same

>>75528208
They look very autistic when you fill the pockets, which autists usually do.

>>75528200
now you know they're basically negros

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me second from the left

>>75528208
40 year old white dad shorts. All you need is a pair of white new balances and a Nike t shirt

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>using pockets in shorts is autistic

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covfefe

>>75528208
they're perfectly fine if you need them and you dont wear them exclusively

>>75528220
Sorry some of us don't carry a purse with us we need pockets.

droppin some fresh beatz for all my homies out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCXsRoyFRQE

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>autismo doesn't know
It's common knowledge bud

>>75528335

what the hell is the point of having pockets if you're not going to use them

>>75528350
a woman probably designed them for their hubbies

>>75528350
Using them is fine, just don't fill them all up like a safari/fishing trip.

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>>75528365

WHY MAKE GIANT POCKETS IF YOU CANT PUT THINGS IN THEM

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>>75528294

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why the fuck don't you fat fucks just open up your windows when it gets hot?

>>75528335
>"style" over function when wearing clothing specificly made for function

are you a women or just a faggot

>>75528405
cause it';s hot outside u absolute nigger

>>75528405
either wait hours for house to cool
or wait minutes with AC
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>75528405
because it's hot outside

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>>75528405

but thats exactly what I do

>tfw the delta breeze blows in on a 103* day

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>>75528390
Because if it's everyday clothing and you aren't fishing why would you need 6-8 full pockets?

>>75528424
holy shit i bet you have hotdog fingers
cant even fit them in your already already prolapsed asshole from all the diarrhea from eating too much mcdonalds hahahahahaha

>>75528445

you're the kind of jackass who would call someone stupid for carrying around an umbrella in rainy season

>>75528408
See >>75528445

>>75528461
well
if you carry an umbrella in Seattle you're immediately identified as a tourist

>>75528471
why?

>>75528486
because there's rarely heavy rain and a jacket is good enough for 99% of the weather

>>75528501
Also wind usually renders umbrellas useless.

haven't been fishing in awhile desu, bit of a shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Cd5rF8ZTE4

>>75528529
it never winds in Seattle tho

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It has begun.

It is that time of the day now.

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>>75528501
>>75528501

MAH RACIS AZZ CUNTRY ARRESTED A KING

CALL THE UN THEY PICKING OFF BLACK MENZ

WE NEED INTERNATIONAL SUPPORT TO FREE US KANZ AND QUEENZ FROM THIS KLAN FILLED CUNTRY SHIEET

FREE MAH NIGGA TIGA HE DIN DU NUFFIN

WELCOME TO TRUMPFRS AMERICAKK

>>75528544
yea, na, i'd rather just fish in WoW and actually make a profit
>>75528561
tiger woods is over here? shiet

>>75528544

its just like my chinese animes

>>75528555
gayposting time?

>>75528545
Oh, well here it does. It's super annoying.

>>75528555
nice trips

>>75528561

dont you dare call tiger a basketball american. He wasnt even driving

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>>75528569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33eoZheErH4

DE GOT DE WOODZ

NO ONE IS SAFE MY POOP COLORED BROTHERS

You midnight autists would fit perfectly in /cum/'s IRC on Rizon

is tiger mentally ill?

>>75528633
i joined a GW2 chatroom once when the game came out and got ddos'd

>>75528633

nobody cares, LMM

>>75528636
mixed pepo usually are

tfw no muscle gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arxgcrtEZ0w

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>Refugees aren't subhum-
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4374836/Somalian-asylum-seeker-rapes-two-elderly-disabled-men.html

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>A mexican is in love with this

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>>75528796

Test

icles

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I'm still depressed about my preds

>>75528874
wish i had some predators

>>75528874
I hope they don't lose in 4 straight games

Haa now i can act like a retard

>>75528874
there there anon

*hugs*

>>75528911
I doubt it, been very good at home. But I don't think they're winning 4 out of 5.

tfw no gf

>>75528735
The comments are surprisingly based

>>75528929
add a fucking flag

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>>75528874
*blocks your path*

hockey is for commies, canuckians, and the finnish

>>75528992
based for not mentioning sw*des

>>75528963
>surprisingly
It's the Daily Mail, that's the "Fuck off cunt" paper

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>>75528992
Reminder that the greatest moment in American sports history took place on ice

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>>75529088

one of, but not THE greatest

>>75529088
and we haven't won a gold medal since. FUCK Maybe now that it's juniors again we'll do better, or at least have a chance at a gold

>>75529169
Should have won in Vancouver in 2010. Was a real shame to lose that game

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>>75529088
they were already weakened after 1972

I'm going to continue partaking in anime and vidya with fanservice when I live in my dorm regardless of who is around me

>>75529224

>that bawling commie on the right

DON'T LOOK AT ME. I'M HIDEOUS. STOP LOOKING AT ME

>GB has a Gold medal in Men's Ice hockey
Olympics must have been weird back in the day

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just bought a new couch, guys

>>75529249

if my experience is anything to go by, your roommates wont care

just got mad at a game

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Literally me

>>75529298
It's so weird to even think about them winning one.

>>75529319
which one?

>>75529300
>leather for that easy wipe clean
Noice

>>75529330
bf1

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>unironically playing dice games in the current year

>>75528009
fuck you

>>75529306
they will care, they just won't want to talk to you about it

>>75529320
she's a midget

>>75529395

nuh uh

wish my brother would stop crying about video games, or at least go to bed 2bh

wish my brother would stop crying about his job, or at least quit and find a new one to be t b h honest, honestly

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>>75529320
>average 4chan anon.webm

wish I had a brother instead of a sister

>>75529511
gay

wish I had a brother instead of no one

i have both a brother and a sister, and they're both turbo shit in their own regards

>>75529552

sisters are annoying

>>75529511
>>75529555
>>75529556
>sisters suck
>being an only child sucks
>having both sisters and brothers sucks
And I can confirm only having brothers sucks

i suck

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>>75529596

>>75529611
Wanna suck me, baby?

What mod should I do next on my car? Front bumper swap or coilovers?

>>75529665
Post pics of current whip/ride/car/pimpmobile

>>75529665
Cardboard spoiler, spray painted black

>>75529661
sure post belly first tho

>>75529683
E60

>>75529686
I think I got a better idea, carbon fiber-wrapped cardboard spoiler

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>>75529683

>>75529810
Bumper then

wish people on 4chan didn't give their opinions

ironic shitpost or legitimate shitpost?

>>75529829
Yep that's what I'm thinking, the bumper is a way cheaper mod and the car's pretty low already

wish people from pennsylvania didn't give their opinions

dumb chi

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Boy butts > girl butts.

>>75529919
T H I S

gays should hurry up getting GRID and die already

>>75529919
>no thigh highs
amateur hour over here desu

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>>75530011
>actually wearing thigh highs

Nah. Don't need 'em.

>>75530228
but they're so cute and good ones are really comfy

>dad is in full mid life crisis mode
>abandoned his family, getting a divorce, has a gf 30 years younger than him
>divorce still isn't finalized
>hear he just bought a new camaro
i want to laugh but it's just fucking depressing

>>75530857
my dad just bought a bunch of LPs what the heck
i did get him back into guns recently. he's buying them like a madman, but so would i If i were rich

>>75530857
How is that depressing that's fucking based

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hmm

every minute I stay in this room I get weaker
and every minute charlie squats in the bush he gets stronger

>>75530857
based

>>75531082
My mother has to pay half of the car insurance.

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>You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

>>75531688
About time that lazy bitch got off her ass if you ask me

>>75532418
>muscle dog is black

Hmm

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>go out to bars with fellow students
>huge gender disparity with about 3x more females
>still ignored by women while Chad is talking up 5+ girls simultaneously
I wasnt meant to reproduce

>>75532519
WHY THE FUCK WEREN'T YOU BEING YOURSELF???/???

>>75532574
I tried senpai
One of the Chads unironically got this qt girl I liked to fuck in the bathroom of the club. They got interupted halfway through so they just finished up in a park and the girl is all proud of it too

How do I make myself this desirable to womemes?

>>75532644
That sucks. I use to be desirable by women until I got fat. It's straight up 100% looks I think. How much do you weigh? If you have more willpower than me lose weight.

>>75532710
I'm not even remotely fat desu

>>75532644
best to just forget about it

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BUY THE FUCKING GAME

>todd posters are raging homosexuals
really makes me think about something in particular

>>75536067
Good morning Calgary

>>75536067
i took a power nap from 10 til 2.
i'll be going to bed for real at around 10pm tonight

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>>75536219
ohayou conway-kun~

>>75536309
Do you have to go to training again today?

need to think of ways to kill off fags

AIDs didn't work

>>75537297
We lace yogurt with AIDS 2.0

>>75537510
I don't eat yogurt

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*is woke*

awaken my /cum/

309

fucked that up real good

>>75538680
>>75538680
>>75538680

new