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/cum/ approved pickup lines edition
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my name is willy wonka
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tfw no gf
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Enjoyed Canada when I visited buds
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do you guys think I make good posts???
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>>75523487
No.
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i want to hug anonymous!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kAU3B9Pi_U
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>>75523485
Me too, memes aside it's a cool place
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Hey those are my screenshots
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who is your least favorite poster other than the kraut. i hate el ohiANO
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im new to anime give me a /chancore/ rundown
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we're in here buds >>75522494
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anyone remember the your man meme
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"I masturbate with my left hand, hbu?"
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>>75523503
Did you slam their clams?
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>>75523506
That British douchebag
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>>75523507
watch the redline anime movie, then stop watching anime
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>>75523506
bit rude
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>>75523519
Rachel told me she wants my dick but I didn't know how to respond
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>>75523427
Why doesn't she just ignore me or something if she doesn't like me

Her doing this to me only makes me like her more
>>75523454
I'll give it a shot
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>>75523530
>identifying as British

You're an immigrant aren't you?
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>>75523506
I personally really fucking despise that Paha Sapa dude
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>>75523501
>>75523501
>>75523501
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>>75523506
the calilispfornia
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>>75523510
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Keijo, Sakura trick, and Bible black are all the anime you will ever need to watch
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>>75523507
watch nichijou it's very cute
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>>75523556

this, desu
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>>75523506
The Californian that keeps being mean to me
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>>75523559
nah friend you wouldn't. your mom just thinks men would do anything for her
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>>75523559
is she saying "stick a finger up my ass" or "stick a finger up your ass?"
this is an important distinction.
also, why would you go out with a girl with this much sexual experience?
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>>75523507
watch yuri on ice its very cute
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literature > animation/film

this is accurate 9.9/10 times
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>>75523555
I'm actually an ayy lmao. What's it to you?
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>>75523506
that dude from Mississippi but I can't remember why, and the other Connecticut guy
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>>75523591

THERE WAS NO YURI

FUCKING JAP SON OF A BITCHES
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>literature > animation/film
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>>75523506
>>75523530
>>75523556
>>75523561
None of them said Ottawa. haha i knew you guys actually loved me. YOU WANNA KISS ME. YOU WANNA HUG ME.

get fucked >shut up ryan. fags
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>>75523615
>>
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>>75523616
do not post orientals
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>>75523607
theres actually double yuri dumbo
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Reminder.
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>>75523588
The latter

And I wouldn't
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>>literature > animation/film
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>>75523616
you're not detestable enough to be anybody's LEAST favorite poster
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>>75523636
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mad to think people play rs3
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Your sister looks like Anita
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>>75523636

LMAO, what a dork
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>>75523645
sounds like it would be a shit test to me
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>>75523655
whose sister is this?
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Fedora posting is NOT AN ARGUMENT.
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>>75523654
people shouldnt play either one
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>>75523615
>>75523636
>>75523652
>>75523655
>le 56 percent face
This is now a paha sapa thread
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>>75523676
fuck off retard
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>Fedora posting is NOT AN ARGUMENT.
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>>75523671
Paha Sapa's
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>>75523655
Apparently there's Ashkenazi genes in her so I wouldn't be surprised
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>>75523641
i honestly beleive I will get laid this year.
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i found that girls facebook very easily whose sister is it?
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>>75523694
I want you to. I want to live vicariously through your penis.
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>>75523682
sorry for having a correct opinion
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don't care much for getting laid
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can i get a quick rundown on this meme?
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>>75523689
how did you find that out?
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>>75523689
a cute
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>>75523689
his sister looks cute here
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>>75523718
His name is James McDermott
She has two people on her friendslist named James McDermott
Both of them have photos of Paha Sapa when he was younger
He's using a fake name on Facebook
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>>75523716
sure

>>75523718
Conway posted my name and mister twister here looked up my old Facebook
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oops
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I don't dislike any of you, but I do avoid replying to some of you...
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>>75523738
wow, missed a big chance there bud
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I don't respect canadians
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it's me
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>>75523739
who specifically?
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>paha has a cute sister

is she an orange duck fan too? Will she date me if the Red Sox beat the orange ducks tomorrow?
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>Doing a group practice on a Cisco Catalyst switch
>One of my classmates starts messing with it and completely deletes its operating system
It's a pain in the ass to get it working again
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>mfw disrespected
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>>75523735
He's said he's irish so the last name make sense
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>>75523757
fist of flames for one

>>75523752
ur my bud
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>>75523767
You poor beaner
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>>75523714
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thread moves so quickly no one will notice I'm a dog
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Would [spoiler]hug[/spoiler] SD's sister
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>>75523789
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>>75523501
I would do that for most cute girls if they were sexually involved with me. Paha Sapa's sister included
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>>75523786
I've been at times convinced that Fist of Flames is a bot but then he says something relevant
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>>75523807
so accurate hahahaha literally me upvoted
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horrible post bud
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Paha's sister isn't that cute though
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>>75523763
Yeah and no cuz the Red Sucks

She has a """bf""" anyways

>>75523775
I'm mostly Scottish/English :^)

>>75523808
That's a fish

>>75523810
Gross lol
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Fist of Flames used to use a bunch of different names and I still can't remember any of them
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>>75523837
wait is she the one on the left?
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>namefags
yawn
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>>75523857
Yes

>>75523859
ikr
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>>75523857
Yes she's also this one
>>75523655
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>>75523873
>>75523874
I rescind my previous statement and move it to her friend desu
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>>75523874
She looks a lot worse there
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/dead/
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rate the gf
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>>75523873
>>75523874
Asco
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13085816/r

im the first vote
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>>75523892
wheres the dick
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mormons
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my gf (real)
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need a gf la's
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>>75523808
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>>75523915
this
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>>75523893
Speak English next time I got confused there for a second
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>>75523892
Super cute/10

Rate mine
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>la's
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>>75523892
I need her in my life
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>virginshaming on the internet
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the most beautiful 3d woman will always be inferior or at best on par with the average 2d waifu
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>>75523934
This wyte boi better starts learning Spanish

It's 2017 already
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>calling yourself a virgin on the internet
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>>75523965
i was the first vote
>>75523977
why lie?
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>>75523969
Currently learning French. Might learn Spanish afterwards but I'm also thinking about Portuguese.
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>virginity is a bad thing
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>>75523987
>French
Asco
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw
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>>75524000
for men it is.
there are only 2 reasons to be a man and a virgin on the internet:
1) you're too young to understand sex
2) you're completely unappealing to the opposite set
neither one are desirable
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>>75524014
Je l'aime
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>for men it is.
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>>75524031
My name ain't Jaime, wyte boi
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3) You are a refined gentleman who sees no need to debase oneself with carnal pleasure.
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>>75524054
It means "I like it" mi amigo. I currently only know swears in Spanish.
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>the ratio of men to womenn is 50/50 or 99/100
>it's ok for men not to be virgins
>womenn should be
>if most men weren't virgin but most women were most men would be fucking the same whore
>literally being cucks and encouraging it
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Do you gay fags want me to start spamming MGTOW crap?
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>wasp flies into your room
>lose track of it
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please stop acting like it's a good quality

but i put some thought into it. if a girl ask me if i'm a virgin, in private, i'm not going to lie, that would be dumb
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There is literally no reason to be playing Horde when Alliance exists.
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la 'f
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>the absolute state of virgin-posting is such that they thing people who have sex are cucks
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really shows how society has degenerated when some guy on the internet (probably a peabrained chicano) shames those who weren't promiscuous in high school
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>>75524122
alliance don't have trolls
wow such btw. stop playing it
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>>75524145
why is your go to insult chicano?
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>>75524128
One of a kind
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>>75524146
I have stopped I don't have the money for it. I still want to play though.
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Fuck Europeans lol
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>>75524159
I call them chulo cholo or cara de huachinango
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>>75524166
stop that. wow is a bad game
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>>75524159
They're usually shitty people
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>>75524128
She looks like that girl that was in AHS season 1
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>>75524128
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not a big fan of the subway sandwich I ordered
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>>75524178
what isn't bad game
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>>75524181
Never say this about my mother again
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>>75524190
what was it?
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>>75524190
wat kind
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>>75524200
dwarf fortress
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>I can grip my cock harder than any pussy can
>Girls can buy dildos way bigger than my cock

So what's the point of a relationship then?
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Is it true that Europeans don't have a sense of humor?
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>>75524209
civ v is much easier and I'm not bored of it yet
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>>75524209
this
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>>75524159
i'm not a fan of multiculturalism and chicanos are a result of it
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>>75524204
>>75524206

spicy italian with honey mustard on flatbread
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>>75524201
I didn't say anything about your mother
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>>75524230
don't know WHAT you expected then bud
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>>75524216
Free backrubs

>>75524217
Very
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>>75523460
Objectively correct map
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>>75524217
Germans especially
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>>75524216
Cuddling
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>>75524216
ya but i'll buy her a hot chocolate and show her my rock collection
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>>75524236

well I never had a sub on flatbread, so I decided to try it out

kinda paniced with the dressing, didnt want to get Sweet onion AGAIN
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>>75524228
i thought chicano was to describe people that have been brought to the US as a result of the annexation of ex-Mexican lands
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>>75524216
I like spending time with him
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>>75524238
>>75524253
that's what your uncle is for though
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>>75524258
>sub on flatbread
You chose poorly
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>>75524218
dwarf fortress is a completely different game.
that's fine if you like Civ, but it's nonsense to make comparisons
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>>75524269
>him
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>>75524269
this

>>75524270
bobs your uncle Xd
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>>75524276
did you ever read about the rape dwarf on /tg/
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>>75524269
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>>75524243
nevada is a fucking shithole
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>>75524291
>did you ever read about the rape dwarf on /tg/
yes. it's a more interesting story before you learn it's impossible
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>>75524281
>>75524296
I am a grill
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Conway is very openly gay on here why are you all always surprised every time he mentions it?
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>>75524306
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>>75524306
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>>75524269
this

:3
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>>75524307
i just guess it's not the same people every time
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>>75524217
What is spurdo
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was herbert hoover /our boy/
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>>75524302
>before you learn it's impossible
The berserk dwarf going around and killing everyone?

I need to play dorf fort
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>>75524298
I'm a massive New Vegas fag so Nevada get to live I guess
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>>75524320
but they have the same flags
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>>75524322
finns are asian, not european

>>75524329
you can have a berserker that turns against your fort, but he can't travel to other forts
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>>75524322
pedobear after the Finns got to him
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>>75524326
probably
(((they))) called shanty towns hoovervilles or something
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>>75524320
San Bernardino has been here for a while

>>75524342
That sucks. Are there any good tilesets?
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>>75524329
Get comfy with adventurer mode first then start building your fort, it's a pretty tough game
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>>75524337
fallout nv makes vegas look nicer than it is irl

outside of the strip the city is like 80% poverty shithole, literally every neighborhood has a big fuckoff gate and nicer ones have 24/7 security
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>>75524367
Will do
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>>75524326
>be any gov't in the Depression
>no jobs available
>"better stop letting so many immigrants in and make others go back"
>be any government now
>no jobs available besides entry level service jobs
>"better let more immigrants in, they are key to our economy"
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>>75524371
Isn't that literally what New Vegas portrays?
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>>75524371
whoos meant to say literally every somewhat white neighborhood has a gate*
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>>75524391
new vegas has redeemable qualities and places outside the strip
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>>75524371
>outside of the strip the city is like 80% poverty shithole, literally every neighborhood has a big fuckoff gate and nicer ones have 24/7 security
So... exactly like New Vegas?
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>>75524371
That's just adding to the experience of the post-apocalyptic wasteland then
>>75524391
>>75524417
Kek
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>>75524391
That implies that you need a nuclear holocaust to turn Vegas into a shithole
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>>75524417
House is the only correct choice btw, all the others are absolutely degenerate
>>75524429
Not really, New Vegas was spared from the worst of the nuclear bombing so in a sense, it was sort of a shithole to start with
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>>75524389
There wasn't a single controller of the global trade system in the 30's, that's a shitty comparison

>>75524438
I was talking about the collapse of the rest of the US
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>>75524438
Whats with yesman?
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gonna go cook some eggs to have for brekkie tomoorrow
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>>75524455
pick yesman, become house
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>>75524455
It's implied that he turns on you
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"Ancient Egyptians were closely related to people who lived along the eastern Mediterranean, the analysis showed. They also shared genetic material with residents of the Turkish peninsula at the time and Europe."

WE
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Just stood up in my computer chair and saw a mouse run under the couch
:_; fuck everything
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>>75524485
stop being such a fat lazy slob
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>you're on a date with a cute girl
>you bought her a hot chocolate
>she stares at you like this

WAT DO?
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>>75524485
Buy those sticky traps, they work
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Oink oink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1zUbgdGCpE
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>>75524516
"Why are you eyes so far apart?"
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i just came on myself
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>>75524516
have sex with her within the year
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>>75524455
Le anarchy in the street xdddd
Plus he totally went full HAL 9000 on you by the end
>>75524485
>A Canadian have mouse infestation problem, became famous DJ
>An American have mouse infestation problem, cry about it on a Cambodian shit scratching forum
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>>75524543
Why
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Lover come over
Look what I done
I've been alone so long I feel like I'm on the run
Lover come over
Kick up the dust
I got a secret
Starting to rust
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Pittsburgh won...hehehehh
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>>75524555
why not
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>>75524566
Why are you doubting the Pens?
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>>75524568
You'll have to clean it up
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>>75524568
Not gay like you probably
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Will normies who watch handmaiden's tale make the obvious connection to Islam?
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Fucking hate Pittsburgh
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>>75524580
>>75524583
i'll just take a shower
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the Sens lost right?

i don't really watch it that much.
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So the question is:
Why doesn't he grow up?
Why does he still behave as a child?
How can we help him get rid of these leftovers from childish behavior?
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>furpuck
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>>75524598
Here's how I take it
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>>75524610
who?
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áž´test

áž´ áž´ áž´â–²
▲឴ ឴▲
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75524619
kys cia
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just took a shit
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>>75524635
did it give you a gf?
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[green]>be newfag[/green]
[green]>be unable to greentext[/green]
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>>75524598
Why do it in the first place
>>
>>75524586
No, islam is a feminist religion etc.
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>>75524645
ummmm no
>>
Asocial people may frequently imagine themselves in situations where they are accepted by others or have succeeded at an activity. Additionally, they may have fantasies relating to memories of early childhood and close family members.
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>>75524656
then why did you do it?
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>>75524669
i don't do things to get a gf
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In a far and distant galaxy
Inside my telescope I see
A pair of eyes peer back at me
He walks and talks and looks like me
Sits around inside his house
From room to room he moves about
Fills his life with pointless things
And wonders how it all turns around
Safe to say that
I don't think you understand
There's nowhere left to turn
Walls keep breaking
Time is like a leaf in the wind
Either it's time well spent, or time I've wasted
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>>75524635
Why's it called "taking" a shit if you always leave it behind?
>>
Imagine inventing a spear. Imagine seeing knife fights your whole life and thinking to yourself "I can do better"
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>>75524683
fuck
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>>75524680
clearly
>>
>>75524516
drag her into a relationship with me, make as much harm as posible to her and turning her into something she has hated all her life
end the relationship after cheating her a couple of times and after a few months of borderline physical levels of abuse
keep on with my life and force her to never forget me by constantly talking to her and saying how great my life is without her
come back to her after flaunting how much I've changed and rise up my self esteem by getting her nice compliments just to go back to the same abhorrent human being I was before
>>
>>75524683
i don't know
>>
>>75524700
what
>>
Had a gf once
Don't recommend it
>>
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>Germany quietly becoming the worst posters on /int/
Glad the curse is going to someone else
>>
>>75524646
[colpr=green]>the absolute state of newfags[/color]
>>
>>75524724

you just want to hog all the gf's for yourself
>>
>>75524724
how about a bf
>>
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>>75524579
after watching how dirty the preds were that last game I'm glad the pens won, I was going for them anyway but kind of indifferent
>>
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>>75524739
Actual faggotry
>>
internet has been too shitty to load doujins or stream anything so i had to watch the jav i have saved again
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hejNWDVEyeE
>>
>>75524759
I thought javs were a meme
>>
I don't recommend getting a gf because mine broke up with me seemingly out of nowhere after six years
Kind of sucked if I do say so myself
>>
not having a gf kind of sucks if i do say so myself
>>
tfw no gf suck if i say so
>>
>>75524771
they're hit and miss, i have a few saved from a while ago
>>
imagine not being the greatest you you can be
>>
Just fuck a hooker or some random slut from the internet if you really want to lose your virginity
A gf won't solve your depression or lack of self worth
>>
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I wanted to have a gernan flag but my mobile internet gives me a finnish one
>>
>>75524828
europoors btfo
>>
https://youtu.be/npn34yn8GJE?t=131
>>
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>>75524828
That's life
>>
>>75524828
me right now
>>
>>75524782
stfu mgtow gfy
>>
>>75524826
The grills always cry in the ones I've seen
>>
It's actually impossible that I don't get laid this year.

I'll be fucking shocked.
>>
FOB
>>
>>75524878
JAV is shit for this reason
I can't beat my meat when the girl is screaming like she's being killed
>>
>>75524877
im not mtgow
>>
Is it me or the text on the board looks off right now? I hope my screen isn't dying
>>
>enter /int/ thread
>full of internet tough guys
This is an online phenomena that's been going on since usenet
>>
>>75524884
You can come and fuck my sister if you want
>>
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Faggot and European are now synonyms

>>75524871
loser
>>
I'm an internet soft guy
>>
>>75524918
c-cute
>>
lol anon could you imagine going through life without having a gf? that'd suck right?

haha lmaooo glad we don't live that kinda life
>>
>>75524908
no one wants to fuck your sister give it up
>>
>tfw no gf
>>
>>75524938
Had someone ask me if I liked eating pussy today. I was just happy they thought I had actually done it.
>>
>>75524939
Joke's on you, I want to fuck my sister
>>
>>75524950
As long as you're not extremely awkward and/or absolutely hideous, people will assume you've lost your virginity.
>>
>>75524908
I'll fuck her.
>>
lol i embarassed myself and sullied my true name once again
>>
>>75524959
sure you do gayboy
>>
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need to sleep soon
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>>75524996
Someone's gotta do it
>>
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>>75524999
>>
Is your sister cute? I'll give her a good dicking and you can watch.
>>
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It was Coney Island, they called Coney Island the playground of the world

There was no place like it, in the whole world, like Coney Island when I was a youngster

No place in the world like it, and it was so fabulous. Now it's shrunk down to almost nothing...you see

And, uh, I still remember in my mind how things used to be, and...uh, you know, I feel very bad

But people from all over the world came here...from all over the world...it was the playground they called it the playground of the world...over here

Anyways, you see, I...uh...you know...I even got, when I was very small, I even got lost at Coney Island, but they found me...on the...on the beach

And we used to sleep on the beach here, sleep overnight..they don't do that anymore. Things changed...you see

They don't sleep anymore on the beach
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>>75524993
It's pretty hard to sully garbage my good man
>>
>>75525021
Yes, but she only likes black guys.
>>
sex is like the third thing I want to do with a girl
>>
>>75525039
I can cave her skull in after I'm done to simulate the experience of burning coal
>>
>>75525039
That's my other sister
>>
>>75525021

nope
>>
>>75525052
nice
>>
>>75525061
>>75525061
>>75525061
>>75525061
NEW
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>>75523467
>>75523467
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>>75524878
there are a lot of those but there are also some girls who preform very well

also, cosplay porn for my favorite 2d idols and various anime girls is cool

the traps are usually a bit better about not having tears in jav

i do not recommend gay jav
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