/cum/

Impeach Drumpf

British girls best girls

I could barely answer the phone a year ago and now I'm about to become a professional phone answerer

tfw no gf

vvv is a faggot vvv

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>A perfect America edition

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>british girls best girls

got hugged by a 9/10 today, only bad thing was that it was at a funeral

reminer that you are loved anon!

>>75522047
she looks arab or even latina though

>>75522006
Ill keep an eye out for it

>>75522047
She looks like Cara if Cara was brown and not ugly

>>75522062
me on the left

>>75522049
I got hugged by a childhood 9/10 crush at a funeral also. she even initiated it
I went home and messaged her and she didn't respond

>>75522040

dude that's old

>>75522044
... ya ill probably start with buying condoms when university term rolls around again

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>>75522073

>>75522078
im a nostalgic guy

Henrico are you here I have a question for you my my good friend wants to know

>>75522078
he posts it every thread

>>75522055
here have a (You)

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>>75522058
Because she's Colombian, you dolt.

>>75522069
I wonder if Sinaloa would find her attractive, someone ask if he posts here. He seems to have an eyebrow fetish

>>75522062
is this like ratatouille where the US are pulling all the strings in canada?

>>75522084
henrico is the janny

I guess I'm projecting, because if I worked in a sex shop I'd be roasting the customers behind their back nonstop
>>75522095
then why did you say british? good taste though

>>75522069
Just thinking this

A more attractive cara

>>75522065


i can tell you it has some masonic wisdom plus some shenanigans i gathered during 4 years of traveling around, so i hope you enjoy it when is out.

>>75522095
>those shitty ass headphones
women shouldn't be allowed to buy stuff

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>>75522082
too lazy to reverse the flags on this

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>>75522010
i fixed the map

Got hugged by a very cute girl today
>>75522115
Nobody said she was British.

>>75522079
ok

Just look around online

>>75522083


i'm almost certain you actually have a gf

>>75522124
oh you quoted someone. my mistake
https://www.instagram.com/saraorrego4/?hl=en
good taste still tho

>>75522123
took me a second

>>75522010

not a fan of this edition

>>75522119
Ummm.. sweetie, the packaging was probably very pretty

>>75522123
Smart guy

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islam

>>75522135
i really don't

Got called CIA in /cum/ today

I bought my gf some soundmagic e10's and she lost them

>>75522088
not a (you)

>>75522123
but hating nue jeusie is just as universal

>>75522123
Is long Island THAT bad?

>>75522111
Oh, henrico never seems to be here

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>>75522137

>>75522010
remove the entire east coast including florida too

>>75522118
Ive added it to my nearly 3 year old /cum/ notes

let me know when its out. Im here far too often still

>>75522170
he's here right now
>>75522150

>>75522150
islam before america and soviets
da feelas fellas

>>75522181
post notes

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>>75522168
It's not bad at all

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>why yes that is your henrico

>>75522151


it's ok, there's a phenomena called "social conformity" which makes you act like the people in some circle you try to fit in, so acting like a beta loser could be just a symptom of someone who feels bored and tries to spend some time talking with people they don't know.

>>75522181

aight lad

I'm beginning to prefer brown girls over white girls

cia thinks im the janny lol

>>75522182
>>75522170
hello

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>>75522168
I was aiming at NYC

>>75522207
it only really regards old name fags and people autisitic enough for their posts to be noticed until leddit flags came around. got a new chapter for them

>>75522218
I have had this preference since I was like 13

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>>75522227
Nassau and Suffolk should deport all the Spics and jews and become an independent nation

>>75522219
Henrico my friend from last night wants to know good hiking places in Charlottesville

We are thankful for help

I'm going to raise my nonwhite kids as white. I'll give them white names and everything.

>>75522010
How do I become an American?
How do I absorbe the essence of freedom, own black guns, get a truck and shot spics illegally crossing the border trough my property?

I see no possible way of passing my CS final

>>75522248
i second this notion

>>75522218
Swarthy olive skin girls are my favorite

>>75522231
post list of names

>>75522259
git gud mebbe?

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>>75522250
Oh thanks bud, I checked this morning and saw that he actually responded to me last night. I'm glad there was someone listening, I appreciate it

>>75522250
me mum was a hooker there

>>75522258


is dis neo proxy shitposting?

>>75522258
1. Move to America
2. Do those things
3. Identify as an American
4. Buy a massive flag and fly it on your front lawn

>>75522250
go over to Waynesboro and go in the George Washington National Forest

>>75522258
Swallow my cum

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>>75522263
...and we will deport them to New Jersey

>George Washington National Forest
where do they come up with these names

>>75522258
northern sweden

>>75522278
Anytime bud

Enjoy your hike

>>75522308


mainly from people they believe did some significant shit for your country back then, it happens in every country.

>>75522274
>virginia
>bk
>ags
>nad
>worstcia
>montana
>jalisco
>buttcream
>queens
>ohmmss
>lmm
and a litany of leddit flags

>>75522308
George Washington was an American politician and soldier who served as the first President of the United States from 1789 to 1797 and was one of the Founding Fathers of the United States. A forest is a defined area of land formerly set aside as a royal hunting ground.

>>75522308
Uhm, I'm pretty sure that's the first president of USA but idk

>>75522308
George Washington is a Virginian

>>75522340
a-am i in your autismlist?

Post notes
I want to see them

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>>75522308
I believe he was a president

>>75522328
Thanks again

>>75522340


now i'm feeling nostalgic

good times, good shitposting

>>75522342
sry i meant pulp fiction

watching it on netflix

>>75522304
New Jersey is such a shit state they would probably leave

>>75522355
no

also im not autistic

96th for huntsville is best ville

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Best olde poster was Massachusetts

Fight Club is overrated.

>>75522340
montana was fun

i made the first /cum/ thread

>>75522397
i meant pulp fiction

Pulp Fiction is overrated as well.

>>75522397
sadly yes. if more people saw it about the duality of people's fantasies and their motivations, it would be better

this guy is annoying

>>75522403
I would disagree

>>75522392

"no"

>>75522397

you're asking to get punched in the face m8

I don't care what you think.

>>75522283
No proxy
Mexico worst ally

>>75522299
I'll rather do what >>75522286 said and lynch you

>>75522310
The niggers come over from Denmark mostly

Normies overrate a lot of movies. Take Rogue One for example or any Star Wars movie for that matter

>M*xicans
>think
tov fef m8te

>>75522405


that's an slanderous lie

i even came out with the first dank memes

What's do you think is a good movie? It turns out my dad has a netflix account.

>>75522470
Space Jam

best movies i've had the pleasure of watching
>zootopia
>tangled
>lion king
>billy madison
>the mummy

>>75522457
>>75522405
I actually did

queens was the first namefag though

was december of 14

>>75522470

Sicario

>>75522486

>proofster.jpg

>>75522484
>forgetting napoleon dynamite

Fact

Robocop(1987) is the greatest piece of cinema in history

>>75522484


neomillennial af

>>75522484
abhorrent taste

>>75522513
this

>>75522529
only whites would understand

>>75522510
the archive is ded from that long ago

i dont watch many movies, see maybe one a year excluding the occasional anime film then its two or three a year

Gonna skip work on Friday, buds.

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>ohmss
forgot about that guy

rip

dont care

>>75522559

also if i remember well /cum/ came to be after we cross shitposted in every /usa/ /mex/ and /can/ thread.

>>75522553

>white

haha how cute

>>75522553
doesn't matter what the race is, your taste is still abhorrent

>>75522570
Good. Movies are a tool of the ZOG.

>>75522592
hmmmmm never thought of it that way

>>75522578
hes not in great shape these days 2bh. failed his uni last year and his retake. F
hoping for the best. pretty decent goy.
>>75522588
yeah it was a big meme that no one thought would last.

>>75522574
To do what?

>>75522616


yet here we are

>>75522342
babby's first 'mindfuck' existential movie. A high school favorite that lil kids think is kino.

come back when you have a pair of nuts, faggot

>>75522609
glad to help you realize the truth

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>>75522621
Your mother

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this is one of the earliest /cum/ memes

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I consider myself an artist

>>75522628
see >>75522366 ... HOLY FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>namefags
don't care

>>75522640


i kinda miss the ayylmao can/mex shitposting desu

>>75522636
Please just make sure you take your shoes off at the door

all over my favorite movies are just stuff my dad likes

got a sinister plot brewing right now

>>75522625
this is why I need you to ritually mexican chainsaw behead me
>>75522640
I dont get why you wont join the tripfag retirement hoe

*foils his plot*

>>75522677


you can make it bro

>>75522653
Literally the same shit

Pulp Fiction = Fight club = babby's first kino tier

Not a fan of NEETs.

*says nigger in my movie*
Aren't I edgy?

not a NEET

Not a fan of the decline of gayposting

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i hate you so much

fuck off

Never understood the rubbing your cheeks when something good is happening meme

>bajachan is gone
>canachan is gone
>thurston is slowly leaving
;_;

shut up Ryan

>>75522719


you forgot to say sorry

post something you like movie critic

>>75522698
reddit is down the hall and to the left

>>75522733
BajaChan died

I will get gf and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>75522733
Thurston is leaving because you guys kept posting his face

>>75522733
maybe you should have kept posting meals

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>>75522763
Thurston said that wasn't him

>>75522751
who are you even talking to

>>75522764
i have better things to do now and they aren't as interesting anyway

>>75522733
>namefags
don't care. the best poster orange county has quit however

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>>75522756


that's the spirit

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think my roommates pissed all over the floor of the bathroom

I'm living with literal monsters

>>75522794


piss on their beds

>>75522791
I saw him in another thread

>>75522741
reee

join oldtripfag land

we are losing lmm and need another historian

>>75522782
he said that but we all know he meant to post it to /soc/

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>>75522751

I /cum/
I see
I conquer

I bid thee faggots farewell

>>75522817
Did he actually say he was leaving or is it speculation?

>>75522812
>we are losing lmm
Is he finally becoming a normo?

>>75522826
I haven't seen him post in forever so it's safe to assume

>the normie meme

/cum/ is and will ever be the normiest general

>>75522829
well

He is doing better but hes looking forward to being homeless for a spell for a minute. which is a bit odd

>>75522756
you said you got a second date with a qt right?

hopefully ill have time to shitpost on /cum/ from work

qt swarthy grill picking up trash doing janitorial work

Really wanted to talk to her

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*slips out of the thread without saying goodbye*
*disappears until next week*

>>75522863
word is he kissed a girl. I guess it's better to be a homeless virgin than a homeless kissless virgin

>>75522821
#sodeep

>>75522886
that must of missed me if he did. see that here?

>>75522866
Yeah, on Friday. Wish it could be earlier but I'm busy.

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Would like my own loli desu

*sips diet sprite*

>>75522909
he said he was drunk and "pretended" to have autism to get in to some autism awareness event and ended up kissing some paraplegic girl. probably a joke but who knows

would like to be a loli desu

stop this pedoshit

just remembed i can moonwalk

I miss sprite remix

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>Manager who shouts at me constantly called me angry

>>75522946
hes a gentleman I dont think he did that

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Do you want to be my mistress?

>>75522972
no rules in love

forgot a syllable again

I saw the naked body of a cute girl in person on Monday.

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Why is every post Fist of Flames makes absolutely trash

>>75522967
lol

>>75522998
He's black

>>75522991
alri

>>75523013
You should try it
It's invigorating

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Would you want to get your ass pounded by this bull?

>>75522991
I don't believe you

>>75523019
no

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>>75523008
join or die

>>75523023
Okay

>>75523031
tomorrow maybe. going to bed soon

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>>75523005

gonna play runescape awhile instead of making any effort to get a gf

>>75523019
should shower with her

then sit down together in the shower and take turns watering each other with the faucet. It's fun

>>75523056
runescape is a massive waste of time and you shouldnt ever play it

speaking from experience here

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I'm sorry for making bad posts! I promise I'll improve! Please don't stop giving me (You)'s!

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roommate just got in the shower

time for a quick 10 min fap

wonder how my foot wound is doing today
doesn't feel as bad

Id play OSRS if it wasnt $10/mo

>>75523047
ok fair enough let me know

>>75523071
i know what it is

>>75522168
Massive jewhive.

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>the current year
>runescape

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i give you $90k. you have to help me get a gf and can spend the money however you want. any money left over after i have one you get to keep.

what do you do? (no cheating with hookers, etc.)

>>75523095
please just stop anon im begging you

>>the current year
don't care what's cool with 15 year olds

>>75523106
get a sex change, become ur gf, then immediately break up with you and change back

>>75523124
15 was how old i was when i played runescape

>>75523106
get you a cute bf and call it a day

>>75523106
Get you a Ukranian or Moldovan gf

>>75523106
I'll be your gf for free

>>75523143
yea and you were bad at it

>tfw no qtpi ukrainian gf

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>>75523056
>>75523095

listen to this guy

>>75523071
>>75523116

>>75523158
You'll never have a gf Ukrainian or otherwise

>>75523169
no

>>75523174
can you not put people down? thanks

What happened to all the Californian posters? I remember people saying there were like 6.

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Why is the economy so trash?

>>75523180
alright what's your rsn so i can add u and become ur rs buddy

>>75523150
kinda psuedo cheating

i assume green card?

>>75523199
snow king

The reason you don't have a gf is because your standards are too high for who you are

>>75523198
Because of your complacency.

>>75523174

rude

>>75523198
Automation and retarded government policies

wtf

I stopped drinking this much on weekdays

mostly

>>75523169
wow these are like my stats but not osrs

>>75523180
plz

>>75523218
actually it was because i was agressively avoidant of social interaction

>>75523218
I once overheard a female coworker call me hot
Made my month desu

>>75523197

I killed OC with my barehands. Sacramento left

the others come and go

i am aware of dozens of reasons i have no gf

Shut the fuck up Yankee Doodles.

FOL

>>75523272
no

>>75523250
I still am

>>75523197
earthquaked

>>75523272
exuberant post

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Why are women so hard to read?

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>when a britcuck posts in my thread

>>75523272
ill stick a feather in your cap

>>75523255
Was she qt?

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better the devil you know
>>75523279
im getting better, but still have things to work on

>>75523294
almost laughed at this image

>>75523298
Yes

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>>75523301
stop posting this image

>>75523286
because you're deceived by your sex hormones

>>75523307
was a brief respite from the suffering of your life?

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Are they nice?

They look like whiteheads

wouldn't mind receiving a compliment

>>75523318
they only post it because it's the truth

>>75523318
why, i think it's really good

we all have stuff to work on

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/cum/ is alive today boys

>>75523301
i hope you get better bud

>>75523301
those aren't the reasons i don't have a GF

wish I had a gf

i receive many compliments from women

>>75523354
>cute, sweet, nice, such a good friend
those aren't compliments

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>>75523349
Have a dog instead.

>>75523329
i think you're a good friend, anonymous!

Wish i were attractive lol

don't care

>>75523257
I don't recognize their subregions bud
I didn't have redditflags when they were posting

>>75523106
i can get you a gf for that much money

if youre a shit person i cant guarantee she'll stay with you

>>75523367
i do not receive such compliments

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heh

these coconut energy bars taste amazing

What does it mean if a girl calls you cute?

>>75523367
>tfw called cute in both the honest and snide way
why do they sound the same

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>when a brit replies to me

i like brits

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Why is this girl acting like a asshole to me, but all of a sudden starts smiling at me and gives me mixed signals?

There must be a way to win this

>>75523386
you're never gonna hit

anime

>>75523417
she's smiling at you because she doesn't want conflict. she doesn't like you

Hope none of our Southerners post in /dixie/

>>75523408
I don't. Fucking shit teeth bastards.

new >>75522494

>>75522494

>>75522494

>>75522494

>>75523443
almost got me, bud.
you're 10 posts early

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>>75523417
ask her to go get ice cream with you

bitches love ice cream

clackamas tier post

Still using an empty McDonald's bag from 2 weeks ago to cum in

>>75523443
>talking about british politics
not even close to fooling me

New
>>75523460
>>75523460
>>75523460

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Is it true that if I find a girl I truly love and she tells me to stick a finger up my ass I'd do it in a heartbeat?
My mom just said that to me and it left me wondering

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>>75522095

>replies with a picture of Colombian to a UK girls comments
>someone says she's not UK though
>calls them stupid for it

The fuck are you even doing?

Today I had to warn a friend never to cheat on my wife again.
I was very frank. Think he got the message.

>>75522031
no