/brit/

a succulent chinese meal

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Anime is gay desu.

But they're cute

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the normingtons are being noisy outside

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kpop desu lads

REALLY want to watch anime lads

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how accurate is this

we wuz pharohs while you nee ander tals wuz cave beasts

London is such an absolute shit hole oh my goodness

>>75513941
lmao

>>75513941
Was born in Africa so i can say nigger haha

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>tell dem bastard men to vote the labour, aatifah

did you know the reason why we find anime girls cute is because they are drawn specifically to resemble infants (toddlers, babies) which sub-consciously activates our cute sensors?

meaning if you want to 'nime girls you're literally, positively, a nonce

can't imagine living anywhere other than a 95%+ white british middle-class town

>>75513941
well he is british due to being born here.

but he isn't british culturally, genetically or historically - which is less important than owning a passport allegedly.

>>75513941
muh cytezenship mafugga

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>get nude pic from girl
>don't open it because you know they'll be asking for shit back
>just cba
>they then get arse on because they feel unwanted

>>75514041
why is her hand down her shorts??

>>75514041
average

>>75514041
Needs thicker thighs

every time someone posts brendan fraser i think of one of two things

>my workplace
>my testacles being destroyed

>>75513990
Watching the London documentary? Cannot fathom how people could live there by choice. It's so, SO disgusting, literally seperate to the rest of the country in terms of crime. It's Africa with lots of money

>>75514027
at least shes talking to you. the girl i like was happily chatting to me then decided to completely ignore me. dropped that bitch 2bh.

>>75514041
nonce

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>>75514055
you know

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>>75514068

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>>75514086
Sounds like she dropped you, mate

i hate willies. wish i didn't have one

>>75514085
yeah

gun
GUN

me 8 months ago

>alright this time i will be serious with my diet i will lose 2 stone by the middle of 2017 i will not fail this time

me now

>BRRRRRRRAPPPPPPP SPLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUURPPRPRPRPRP

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>Yanks

"OOO GOOD JAAAB, SUCH A PATRIOT, GOOD JAAB, DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL RACISTS, GOOD JAAAAB,"

Most simplistic, annoying, stupid people on the face of the planet. I'll probably get a standard 'Ok Muhammad heueheuehe", but it had to be said. Now tip me for this post you annoying cunts

so if terrorism is caused by western bombing in the middle east, why are muslims incessantly bombing each other in those countries? seems like an odd response to western imperialism.

>>75514111
Lovely

can't wait for the class war and getting to torture and execute toffs and racists

ahahahahha look at the second photo

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40085977

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any truth to the desklad rumours?

Please do not come to MY country this summer
I especially ask that you do not so much as STEP in the Algarve
I want a QUIET and COMFY summer this year alright?
Just FUCK OFF

Desperate to succ a bbc lads

Decided to become an alcoholic

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>>Yanks

>"OOO GOOD JAAAB, SUCH A PATRIOT, GOOD JAAB, DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL RACISTS, GOOD JAAAAB,"

>Most simplistic, annoying, stupid people on the face of the planet. I'll probably get a standard 'Ok Muhammad heueheuehe", but it had to be said. Now tip me for this post you annoying cunts

tips on kissin girl and not looking like a retard?

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>>75514138
'e

>>75514161
loving the legs on the third from the left

>>75514161
cute desu

>>75514132
I like the cockney copper with the accent. He's cool. Essex road now

>>75514138
age of consent isn't set according to physical development, but mental development

>>75514145
ahahahha the fucking state of them

>>75514227
imagine being him going round stopping people on push bikes then that bike bloke goes in hard with a team of armed officers

wake up;

niggers still exist.

day ruined

Reading the comments on the BBC Facebook page and people actually think it was a labour party rigged audience LOL

>>75514202
Just go for it that's what I did. Only use tongue if she does. She probably will.

>>75514202
just imitate her

>>75514231
What about a 40 year old retarded women?

somebody set us up the bomb

if you're not rich, good looking or cant play an instrument - learn to cook.

trust me lads. ladies love it.

>>75513978
>>75513944
>>75514001
>>75514065
>>75514079
>>75514111
>>75514231
smokes let's go

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LADS

CAN'T
STOP BLOODY WANKING

SEND HELP

>>75514264
Why? Is it because literally every question wasn't about immigrants?

Never liked grime and always thought it was shit but someone told me about this and I really like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xQKWnvtg6c

>>75514249
I feel bad for him. He said he grew up there and was a bit of a rascal himself but it's gone completely to shit now.

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>>75514305

>>75514334
exactly, gay is the way

>>75514305
frig off cyrus

>>75514322
high T

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A friendly reminder that the tories will win the majority and you brexiteer idiots will be stuck with the tory lunatics negotiating for brexit while I still have a yuropeon passport
>mfw

plottin a poo and a wee in that order

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>using that reasoning it should never be legal to have sex with a woman then

>SWITCH OVER THE BAKE OFF'S ON BBC 2

>Thanks Tim

>>75514344
woah...

>>75514264
theyre right

>>75514361
best show on the jew brainwashing cube

fried chicken
sweet tea
cole slaw
hawaiian rolls

Dire thread.

Vote pakis.

>>75514361
met them and got drunk with them irl

ISIS is our fault

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAHwnaYrk0k
me when i enter /brit/

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What do you reckon he did with all the boobs?

>>75514474
i did fuck all mate

>>75514426
>>75514426
>>75514426

Help me fight against the eternal yank

>>75514524
fuck off

>>75514484
yeah you getting merked mate (me doing the merking)

>>75514484

watched this is the cinema in los angeles in 2009

well
my work is done here

>>75514474
Objectively no

>>75514524
No, fuck off you pathetic paki cunt.

>>75514524
you dig a hole, you fill it up

who won the debate

>>75514577
me

>>75514524

piss off pigfucker

Give a synonym for internally understandable. Try to avoid "user friendly" and "intuitively understandable".

>>75514558
are you talking about the jews?

>>75514604
user understandable

oh jesus the political memes are getting too much for me

need to catch my breath

it's 10 o'clock at night. why the fuck are birds still chirping. isn't that a morning activity

>>75514524

embarrassing reddit shite

>>75514621
And friendly understandable.

>>75514604
>internally understandable
i don't know what you think these words mean together but it's not a phrase.

internal consistency would be the closest

Girl from work just text me "you wanna come out with us (her mates, guys and girls) tomorrow"

fuck what do I say

>>75514604
I know the perfect term but shan't be telling you sweetie :)xx

no one voted to go fuck up the middle east it was already fucked up and hanging on by the firm hand of dictators alone
wouldve exploded either way it was only a matter of time

me i joined the marines and went to iraq because i wanted to know what it was like to kill a man

>>75514604
straightforward

>>75514504
alri

>>75514699
"fuck off normie"

need a 'seek for other media including movies

just squeezed out a nugget that's been waiting to come out for 2 hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH9ejpavG6I

>>75514748
pics x

not gay but dont think the ol' 'ginas very attractive

>>75514612
no i'm talking about multinational corporations and banks

vast majority of which are not run and controlled by jews contrary to the /pol/ narrative

they're run by indian ceos doing whatever it takes to make a profit for their mostly western male shareholders

did a concentrated wee. think i might get kidney stones

>>75514704
spoiler: brits won't respect you for voluntarily risking your life to fulfill your kike master's agenda

>>75514699
If dubs reply "Can I have sex with you?"

Farron got a few laughs and gave May a few good burns
Nobody bothered to listen to Nuttall
Robertson was competent and made a lot of good points
Wood just had a nice time
Lucas was glad somebody mentioned climate change
Corbyn won over the crowd
And everyone got the boot into Rudd

>>75514699
"no but I'll go out with just you"

flat earth is real

>>75514789
Vote for Corbyn, or else the cat gets it

>>75514776
no one does, it's not supposed to aesthetic
willies are ugly too

>>75514849
>>75514776
bunch of benders in here

>>75514789
i didn't do it for anyone's respect or to "serve my country" or any other such nonsense i did it because it's what i wanted to do

>>75514849
>willies are ugly too

not really

>>75514776
ive been lucky with vaginas, slept with quite a lot of girls but never been unfortunate enough to come across a particularly ugly one

i like to go to the doctor and dentist with unbearable pain but not tell them to see how good they are at their job.You'd be surprised how many don't spot anything . fucking morons. what do we pay them for

>>75514699
'only if i can eat chat and tyrones babies out of you when theyre done'

Never trust a Anglo they're deceivable.

>>75514798
I'll agree with everything else but Angus was far from COMPETENT and showed himself up several times

you must be a jock cunt

why do normies post here? fuck off

>>75514878
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>>75514914
umm /brit/ is a normie general sweetie x

>>75514876
bit gay

>>75514883
Retard

>>75514948
contradiction in terms

only ever see two fannies, one was my sisters when she was hairless and the other was a chubby girl who was very neat but i had to lift her stomach to get to her clit

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Elagabalus was Roman emperor from 218 to 222.

Elagabalus showed a disregard for Roman religious traditions and sexual taboos.

He replaced the traditional head of the Roman pantheon, Jupiter, with the deity Elagabalus, of whom he had been high priest.


His most stable relationship seems to have been with his chariot driver, a blond slave from Caria named Hierocles, whom he referred to as his husband.

Elagabalus would paint his eyes, epilate his body hair and wear wigs before prostituting himself in taverns.

He offered vast sums of money to any physician who could equip him with female genitalia.

Elagabalus, just 18 years old, was assassinated.

>>75514967
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>>75514967
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stop posting about sex. i'm an incel and could explode with rage at any moment

>>75514967
wrong 'un

>>75514699
FONT FONT FONT FONT
I WOULD KILL FOR YOUR OPPERTUNITY I AM FRIENDLESS KISSLESS VIRGIN LOSER WITH A BROKEN CAPS KEY

>>75514967
if you have to hoist the fat up to get to her clit shes now chubby shes a fookin whale

>>75514967
>i had to lift her stomach to get to her clit

just did a mouth sick

love fannies love willies simple as

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me lads

>>75515039
>>75515035
FONT

>>75514910
how do you mean lad?

>>75515015
Have a wank then you nob.

wish I was a woman

>>75515056
i am unfamiliar with this term friend :)

>>75515002
always rich people who fall victim to the tranny illness

Will this debate have any a effect on the election

hello camp david, what did you have for breakfast?

>>75515132
t. May's google search results

>>75515132
dunno I was watching BGT

post photos of kev

just got a data entry position

>>75515203
really?

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post tims

>>75515169
ooh, mince!

>>75515216
post the contents of the toilet bowl

>>75515247
disgusting freak.

flat earth is real

>>75515216
man alive

Cousin is naming her son Mohammed in the name of diversity lads.

FFS neither she nor her partner is even Muslim.

love my cock in tight moist holes whatever they may be

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>>75515225

Love spending 2 hours looking for a film to watch.

>>75515216
almost thought this was a picture of me
haha

>>75515282
Men are attracted to the feminine: plump breats for giving milk, fat asses for rearing children, gentle natures.

Women are attracted to all aspects of the male: muscles, hair, wealth, and power.

There's a country,
You don't live there,
But one day you would like to,
And if you show them what you're made of,
Ah, then you might do

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>>75515225

Cousin is naming her son Josh Worthington in the name of diversity on /brit/ lads.
FFS neither she nor her partner are even yanks

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https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/870025264239177729
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/870025264239177729

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 42% (-1)
LAB: 39% (+3)
LDEM: 7% (-2)
UKIP: 4% (-)

(via @YouGov / 30 - 31 May)

well good morning
bit cold out
HATE IT

mate of mine once made up a story and posted it on /brit/ for (You)s

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/portland-train-attacks-muslim-group-raise-500000-stabbing-victims-a7765436.html
Note to rorkes next time saying why don't Muslims do this or that:they do. Stop making up lies about them.

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>>75515403
RED SURGE

the elections is gonna be tighter than a virgins arsehole

>>75515278
lol imagine being the white kid called mohammed

people would never ever stop making fun of you

>>75515429
sheed

>>75515403
>the absolute state of the tories

>>75515403
nice

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>>75515434
shit flag

>>75515376
Looks alright. Will watch, ta.

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NEED a jewish gf

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>>75515403
CARTWHEELING

I don't wanna know if you are lonely

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John Quincy Adams was the sixth President of the United States from 1825 to 1829.

He was a member of the Federalist, Anti-Masonic, and Whig parties.

Adams played an important role in negotiating the Treaty of Ghent, which ended the War of 1812. He negotiated with Britain over the United States' northern border with Canada, and negotiated with Spain the annexation of Florida.

He paid off much of the national debt.

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Rate the scran lads

>>75515501
good lad

>>75515527
bit gay

>>75515403
baffled how the tories managed to fuck it
all they had to do is do nothing

having a cheeky gander at jdate

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... alri ...

>>75515563
fkn nice

>>75515549
He was a better president than his father.

walt disney is dead
i'm dead

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imagine being good looking

>>75515628
Really hope I never get schizophrenia

>>75515628
this is the ideal male form, you may not like it, but this is what perfection looks like

>>75515628
fuck sakes

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My mate got seriously injured last year in an accident, and appeared in the latest A&E episode on TV the other night.

He just found a tweet from some slag saying she 'low key fancied that guy on A&E who *blah blah blah*'

I'm slightly jealous desu. Maybe I should try seriously injuring myself...

>>75515549
>Federalist
read that as Fedoraist

need to stop coming here

>>75515628

>SS+GOMAD they said

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>>75515588

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>>75515649
life on easy mode desu

Blows my mind that I'm literally here right now speaking with people who have had the experience of putting the willy in a fanny. I am truly privileged

>>75515628
i dont get it. thats not typical schizophrenic behaviour. is he just a bit of a weird cunt too?

Flat earth is real

>>75514699
yeah sounds good

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Rate my new knob, lads.

>>75515726
fairly grotesque ngl

>>75515694
>those boney skelly man hands

eww

>>75515726
is that one of them FTM willies?

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>>75515225

>>75515701
thats not all

ive even put my willy in a fanny while another fella put his willy in my bum

>>75515701
Haven't put willy in fanny but have put tongue in fanny

>>75515649
i'd say i'm about as close as you can to be being good looking without being good looking

>>75515701
done it in 10 different willies
still ponder the 'cide though

>>75515697
ye

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>>75515694
Absolutely would

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Time for bed, work tomorrow

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>>75515701
hello

>>75515726
where's your bellend lad?

>>75515549
>that lamp
But electricity didn't exist back then.

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>>75515745
Don't like this post

ah yes, /biz/

the board is filled to the brim with underage runts and genuinely dumb people

>>>/biz/2242599

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bogpill me on british squirrels

>>75515794
>gif
fuck off

can't wait to join the left wing death squads when jezza wins

need a socks bf

>>75515784
>putting your willy in a willy

Gays are abhorrent.

>>75515726
2017 and thats the best we can do.

>>75515858
>>75515628

>>75515860
I meant 10 different fannies I swear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0fyYBXVaCU

doing a duo de twang

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I will fuck or date ANY woman from /r/foreveralonewomen. This means you're NOT involuntarily alone you stupid cunts (self.Incels)

submitted 16 hours ago by RippedRichAndIncelI

You're alone because I'm not chad and so YOU won't fuck ME. You could get almost any guy on this sub, and there are easily a hundred of us. The only reason you're alone is because you're too stubborn to fuck a dude at your look level, and not Chad

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>The imposed image of the good envelops in its spectacle the totality of what officially exists, and is usually concentrated in one man, who is the guarantee of totalitarian cohesion. Everyone must magically identify with this absolute celebrity or disappear. This celebrity is master of non-consumption, and the heroic image which gives an acceptable meaning to the absolute exploitation that primitive accumulation accelerated by terror really is. If every Chinese must learn Mao, and thus be Mao, it is because he can be nothing else.

>>75515761
not gay but wouldn't mind trying this

>>75515885
Better than yours

>"The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant"

what did he mean by this?

>>75515845
shill a coin there and everyone will buy your bag, it's piss easy
made 100% on myriadcoin by talking about it on "how to get started in crypto?" threads

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98% of rapists are MEN. This shows how much HARDER it is for men to get sex: they have to take it by FORCE because females only give it up for CHAD (self.Incels)

submitted 40 minutes ago * by RippedRichAndIncelI

This is proof of female standards. The fact that nearly ALL rapists are men, for both male AND female victims, shows how dire it is for men looking to get laid. Hundreds of thousands of men are FORCED into rape for a chance at sex.
Edit: wow the normtards really don't like this Blackpill, huh.

>>75515901
ponce

>>75515933
heyy x

>>75515956
good job, dumb and gullible people deserve to be taken advantage of

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>>75515918
Men will never get it. If you're not good looking, you lack any intrinsic value whatsoever.

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[–]me__hereanti-degeneracy -cel 1 point 32 minutes ago

How is rape so emotionally damaging for some females? Never understood it.

>>75515980
alright all we need now is a girl

>>75515628
Look how alpha he is. He eats whatever he wants and doesn't lift but look at those powerful arms. Is it all the swipe downs? I don't know but whatever it is he is one intimidating specimen of a man. Dentists and DPD alike avoid him. His powerful calves are much larger than most powerlifters or bodybuilders-he looks like he could put those tryhards out of business easily.

Still convinced shakira is the hottest woman on earth x

>>75515784
>stuck your willy in a willy
sounds painful haha

>>75516010
heyy x

jezza is going to send all muslims straight to the gulag, r-right?

i'm not good looking but have had sex multiple times

reddit btfo

Reckon if I went to a paki area in brum at night and graffitied 'gas the pakis race war now' it would cause a shitstorm and reach the (local) news?

asking for a mate

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Kind of thinking of becoming a socksboi desu

I think I can avoid the stigma associated with it tho because i am sociable, a very successful student and fairly muscular.

do you think its a good idea or not? will it weird my friends out/make me lose respect in 2017?

>>75516042
Yeah

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Having money means NOTHING. Women are still REPULSED by me, they just pretend not to be to try pilfer my wealth. They desire my MONEY not ME. (self.Incels)

submitted 15 minutes ago by RippedRichAndIncel

Once I buy them their Gucci dress and take them out for Caviar and champagne, they leave to fuck Chad and only come back when he cums on their new dress and need someone to buy them another one.

An incel is someone will never be desired or the object of a female's compassion. Just 'cause I can indirectly pay for sex with gifts, doesn't render me volcel. ANYONE can pay for sex - none of us can receive it out of mutual love

>>75515893
no not him

haven't been sober in 7 years

>>75516038
same although it would be 4chan btfo
reddit generally believes in the ol' personality

>>75516060
want to know this lads routine
i want to look LIKE him, not AT him

According to newsnight labour and conservatives did equally well in the debate...

Think they showed a different debate on my TV

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>i am sociable, a very successful student and fairly muscular.

>>75516060
what the fuck is a sockboi

ps don't you DARE tell me

>>75516060
>muscular
>masculine looking
>hairy
Not a fan of this

Friendly reminder that the 'salt of the earth' 'sheed on QT complaining that he wouldn't be able to pay his employees zero hour contracts anymore had an income of 915k last year. Would love to see Jezza heem this runt.

https://companycheck.co.uk/director/908467388/MANEET--KAPOOR/financials

>>75516073
this has to be bait, refuse to believe someone is this dense

>>75516060
you wear a fedora

>>75516020
unironically really envy his forearm thickness
think it's all the mental banging away on the piano and tuneless guitar

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>>75516120
he's probably LARPing but right nonetheless

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>>75516099

Benders who wear thighhigh socks, speak softly are are generally cute

>>75516107

I think it would be extra good because of that though. There are tons of skinny twink sockbois, i think it would be interesting to be a muscular one

>>75516146
it's because he's fat and has irish genes

anime is gay

>>75516117
where do you get 915k from?

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>>75516179
no u

>>75516168
as long as you can pull it of sure and post pics x

>>75516179
yo mama's gay

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Andrew Jackson the seventh President of the United States from 1829 to 1837 and was the founder of the Democratic Party.

Jackson's quick temper was notorious. His opponents were terrified of his temper. He was 6 foot 1 with a "shock of red hair." He was an orphan by age 14.

Jackson's father was born in Carrickfergus, County Antrim, in current-day Northern Ireland, around 1738.

As a Andrew was captured by the British in 1781. When Andrew refused to clean the boots of a British officer, the officer slashed at the youth with a sword, leaving him with scars on his head.

As a young man he dueled and killed a man who insulted his wife. Jackson's behavior in the duel outraged men of honor in Tennessee. He taught his parrot how to curse.

Jackson became the only president to completely pay off the national debt.

Jackson's administration concluded a "most favored nation" treaty with Great Britain, and settled U.S. claims of damages by France from the Napoleonic Wars.

Jackson, however, was unsuccessful in opening trade with China and Japan.

Jackson's agent in Texas, Colonel Anthony Butler, suggested to take Texas over militarily, but Jackson refused.

Richard Lawrence, an unemployed house painter from England, aimed a pistol at Jackson, which misfired. Jackson, infuriated, attacked Lawrence with his cane. Jackson initially suspected that a number of his political enemies may have orchestrated the attempt on his life.

Jackson was widely revered in the United States, but his reputation has declined in recent years.

When asked what his proudest achievement was, his response was, "I killed the banks."

NEED a cute and effeminate boyfriend

Imagine a world without Muslims. The only conflicts would be the Ukranian and North Korean, and they're not even violent at the moment.

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NORMALOIDS

FUCKAROOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75516117

God, that guy really was a cunt wasn't he?

I almost wondered if he was a labour plant - he made me want to vote for Jezza Corbs just to make him mad

>>75516199
me at the top you at the bottom

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can't wait

https://twitter.com/Peston/status/870012282373361665
TIM

>>75516199
wish i was on the bottom

>>75516154
it's possible, but he has posted something close to 'proof' that he is actually rich

https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/64rrqp/my_last_clothing_purchase_btfo_normies/?st=j3diuasz&sh=c268f7bb

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All the gay shite is just banter right?

>>75516117
>What do we get for our trouble and pain? Just a rented room in Whalley Range

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>tfw you find a girl cute but imagine what her male sibling would look like, or worse know him, and he's ugly so you no longer find her attractive

>>75515969
Stop reading /r/incels

listening to 'ment

>>75516262
haha yeah

*rams my cock up your cadbury alley*

i have a weird body
masculine face
big bum
thick thighs/calves
hairy body
wide hips
small shoulders
veiny arms

sad!

>>75516262
Yeah not a bender just want to date and stick my willy in an effeminate IRONICALLY

>>75516216
going grey must be a blessing for gingers

>>75516241
Gee I wonder what screwed that up. (it was Labour)

>>75516241
They were right about:
>Overseas travel
>Eating out
>TV
>Fertility rate

>>75516281
no it's fucking hilarious

>>75516254
tragic

Just got my Italian citizenship appointment for October. Enjoy Brexit, you muppets!

>>75516241
wow literally could not have been more wrong.

>>75516293
pic of bum yeh?

Covfefe x

>>75516293
how big is the ol' donger tho lad?

don't understand people whose official job title is "activist"

does that bring in much money?

>>75516326
hope corbyn wins and seizes all your property/capital xx

boobies

>>75516326
alright dont get your cheese stolen

>>75516359
depends how active they get

>>75516359
ask Anita Sarkeesian

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>>75516174
>tfw skinny with Irish genes
>forearms are thick as fuck

>>75516358
6.3 inch

>>75516326
lies

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>>75516359
>does that bring in much money?

covfefe

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>>75516427
Um sweetie x the Soros thing is a meme

>>75516453
this is supposed to prove that soros isn't a massive neoliberal financier?

>>75516477

>>75516477

>>75516477

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>Um sweetie x the Soros thing is a meme

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>>75516350
>>75516442

>>75516393
Be my bf?

I have a twink's face, a slightly muscular hairy body, ridiculously muscular lower body, a fairly nice bum and a heart of gold

;)