ITT:Post your arch nemesis

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>>75512688
poleshit

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>>75512502
A*stralia

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>>75512502
this is more a meme but alri

>>75513036
I thought it was Brazil

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>>75512502
You're like a weak fart.
Not worth to even open a fucking window. 2m population of laughable idiots with identity problem.

Be glad we decided to let you live for a few centuries more, so the people could actually fucking know what such shithole like "Lithuania" exists.

>>75513174
nah, we like to banter eachother, but the real ''''rivalry'''' is with the uk for the obvious meme reasons.

>>75512502
lith why

>>75513246
>>75513316
I thought they were part of your old commonwealth and that Ukrainians were your rivals?

>>75513436
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_of_K%C4%97dainiai

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>>75513436
>Ukrainians were your rivals?
Pfft more like retarded Poles in denial.

>>75512502
>>75513246
I thought you guys are best friends

>>75513436
>>75513526
Poles don't dislike Lithuanians, we're pretty much neutral, but for some reason Lithuanians seem to dislike Poles. I want to know why

>>75513525
Nah, they were always ruskie animals at heart.
No amount of polonizaton will change their asiatic nature.
>>75513597
Inferiority complex.

>>75513246
this map is trash like your nation

>>75513436
Poles hate us and want our capital Vilnius back
>>75513597
>Poles don't dislike Lithuanians
Why are you lying?

>>75513526
Technically and historically yes, but think more of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania as like Belarus.

>>75512766
we're in a commonwealth together and are regularly allies in war

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>>75513671
>Poles hate us and want our capital Vilnius back
Not anymore.

>>75513744
kek

>>75513671
>>Poles don't dislike Lithuanians
>Why are you lying?
Literally don't know anyone who'd dislike Lithuanians or have any strong opinion about you. We don't hear about you, we don't know what's up with you, we're as neutral as it gets.

>Poles hate us and want our capital Vilnius back
There was a plan of getting Vilnus back between the world wars, and back there according to the statistics the city was populated mainly by Poles. Nobody I've ever heard unironically want's Vilnus back now.

>>75513825
>Literally don't know anyone who'd dislike Lithuanians or have any strong opinion about you.
Once again you're lying when I visited Poland I didn't get into a restaurant because when they asked me where I was from I told them that I was from Lithuanian and they refused to serve me, not to mention that I've read plenty of Polish disapora posts where they say that they will get Vilnius back

>>75512688
This
>>75512502
Wrong

>>75513950
Trust me, we are much more interested in getting Lwów back than some Wilno.

>>75513950
>when I visited Poland I didn't get into a restaurant because when they asked me where I was from I told them that I was from Lithuanian and they refused to serve me
I absolutely don't believe you, this is way too far fetched, nobody here cares about you.

>disapora posts where they say that they will get Vilnius back
Probably just banter and joking around.

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>>75512502

>>75514024
Okay clearly you will deny everything that shows Poland in a bad light
truly is sad that you have to resort to such ways

>>75512502
>>75512743
>>75513671
>>75513950
>>75514113

Ivan you need to leave Litwa at once.
Fucking russian trolls. xD

>>75514113
It's okay, poor little tsundere Litwins. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=802dQAIg0Ws

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>>75514113
Anyone got that comic where Lithuanian and Polish neighbours take down barbed wire and tear down a fence between them, then hug and in the last panel they are stabing each other in the back?

>>75514102
>1920
>bolshevicks attack the Europe
>only Poland with Hungary fight them
>Poland must secure Wilno from bolshevicks
>Lithuania be like: DONT TOUCH MY CALY REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Poland didnt hear autistic screeching and after the war Wilnoe remained city

only reason i know why Lithuania is bitchung about us. they wuold rather be either steamrolled by bolshevicks or joun them

>>75514335
remained Polish city*

>>75513671
>Poles hate us and want our capital Vilnius back
But it belongs to us!

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>inb4 britshit that thinks i am an eastern german

>>75513727
Well I had to pick somsone

>>75514285
>implying poland would have any power to decide who should join
deluded

>>75514511
But you are

also:
>>75512502
Everyone

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not anymore

>>75514552
>implying it's even implying that
OBSESSED

>>75514574
this map makes no sense

>>75513597
rokosz żeligowskiego

>>75513671
as others said, nobody gives a fuck about Wilno anymore

WILNO.NASZEEEE

Lithuania ain't free. The streets of Wilno gotta be litterd with the blood of Lithuanians. Janusz Radziwiłł aka “hetman litewski” is not my general. he is swedish traitor and probbaly hohol as well :DD. ADAM MICKIEWICZ not ADOMAS MICKIEVICIUS ok. praise Piłsudski.
r8 my oc

>>75514865
no is not

>>75514552
with our government we gonna rule europe soon

>>75514944
Yeah, I realized that after looking anywhere that was not Russia

>>75514552
>Tusk

The world I guess

>>75514833
Pretty good

>>75516624
Tusk is universally disliked by pis-voters
Hee obviously doesn't act according polish interest

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>>75512502
litwa and bolan are supposed to be best friends though

>ITT:Post your arch nemesis
pic related I guess, it can't be helped. we are always on opposite sides of history regardless of which ideologies we follow

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We have some unfinished business with this country.

>>75519667
You will never get the colonies back you limey cunt.

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>>75519752
We don't need them back, just revenge of some sort. I know we burnt down the white house and all but that wasn't enough. We've had decisive victories against all our past rivals except the USA.

You're too strong atm so we'll just wait until a moment of weakness and then strike. Maybe if there's a cyber or biological attack, or perhaps during the second American civil war

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The leaf.

>>75519899
>. I know we burnt down the white house and all but that wasn't enough

Um no sweetie, that was us

>>75519899
can't wait desu

>>75519899
You can glass all of New Jersey DESU

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>>75519974
Finally a nemesis

>>75519982
>muh militia myth

>>75520024
Technically you owned and populated the Canadas so We WUZ you Brits an shit

>>75519982
>Um no sweetie, that was us
No it wasn't, they were British regulars fresh off a Royal Navy ship. Canadian militia was important in that war but it didn't do that

>>75520144
Nice revisionism, stealing my peoples history

>>75520187
>The British government, already at war with Napoleonic France, adopted a defensive strategy against the United States when the Americans declared war in 1812. Reinforcements were held back from Canada and reliance was instead made on local militias and native allies to bolster the British Army in Canada. However, after the defeat and exile of Napoleon Bonaparte in April 1814, Britain was able to use its now available troops and ships to prosecute its war with the United States. In addition to reinforcements sent to Canada, the Earl of Bathurst, Secretary of State for War and the Colonies, dispatched an army brigade and additional naval vessels to Bermuda, from where a blockade of the US coast and even the occupation of some coastal islands had been overseen throughout the war. It was decided to use these forces in raids along the Atlantic seaboard to draw American forces away from Canada.[4]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington

The force that burned down Washington was led by Ross and Cockburn who were Army and Royal Navy, and so were their troops. It wasn't militia.

The Canadian militia were defending Canada from the invading Americans. It was mostly British regulars who were used for the counter-attack

>>75520347
Think you might've taken his post a bit too seriously mate

Europe

>>75520436
I know he's likely memeing but I take pleasure in going full autism when the situation calls for it

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>>75520567
Um no sweeties