/brit/

>>75511604
first for america

Labour

rudd unironically trying to blame corbyn for showing up when may doesn't serious "the_donald" tier fantasy land.

>>75511604
still want to die

really enjoyed that wank

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anime

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oc

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Hate the paki runt ITT

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>>75511604
People who hold serious convictions are actually dipshits tho

going to put £100 on hung parliament

Embarrassing for the Tories this

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>>75511689

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CANNOT
BE
ABSORBED

just done the postal vote lads

did a big ol x for labour

>>75511604
>>75511631
>>75511660
>>75511663
>>75511669
>>75511672
>>75511677
>>75511686
>>75511689
>>75511700
>>75511709
>>75511712
>>75511714
>>75511719
>>75511730
don't care

Voting for....no one. None of them I can agree with.

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>>75511686

going to vote for the monster raving looney party

>politics
lol get laid losers

A tenner returns £150 on a labour majority weeew

>>75511735
thanks for the (you)

Hope June 8th brings me a hung willy

>>75511719
He wouldn't want to be see next to the butcher's apron desu

>>75511770
at least vote for a meme like raving loony or cannabis is safer than alcohol party

The left owned this debate. How did that even happen? The right should have owned it.

>>75511686
I don't get it

frankly I think terrorism should be illegal

notice how corbyn and farron did not argue once?

Only people in Scotland can vote for SNP, why the fuck are they even here?

Want to book june 9th off work and pull an allnighter for election night but don't want my colleagues to think I'm a saddo

>>75511851
desu at PMQs Roberston has frequently been more of a real opposition than Corbyn

>>75511834
alri jezza

>>75511847
They bickered a little bit, mainly Farron at Corbyn which would have been acceptable to Corbyn.

i've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane

>>75511834
>the right
>UK

no such thing!

Got the P60
Only paid £250 off the student loan lmao

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Liane Wood would get it desu

>>75511834
men amirite ladies??!?!?!? xDDD *queen bae sipping tea gif*

debated voting for the christian peoples alliance but went labour in the end as it's far more important mummy may gets a good spanking

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JEREMY CORBYN WILL MAKE ANIME REAL
JEREMY CORBYN WILL GIVE YOU A STATE-DISTRIBUTED GF
JEREMY CORBYN WILL CHANGE THE NATIONAL ANTHEM TO "HITLER'S ONLY GOT ONE BALL"

would be funny if a jet crashed into the studio and everyone inside was killed

Ah yes scripted closing speeches

we need the death penalty for potential suicide bombers

The presenter is so cute

>>75511908
controlled opposition

it was the welsh and scots trying to prevent a red-surge gutting them back into irrelevance

what is she https://streamable.com/5h70v

https://youtu.be/XIW4skg3Ceo?t=19

doing a tom tom club

genuinely might kill myself at some point in the near future

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Race
War
NOW

>>75511953
>JEREMY CORBYN WILL GIVE YOU A STATE-DISTRIBUTED GF
How do i give them a (Vote)?

>>75511834
Ukip lad came off okay for me

He basically just said sensible things

Normally he goes full retard

>>75511979
no you wont pussy

how did hitler's other ball end up in the albert hall?

Why is Leanne Wood so awkward?

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>>75511981
>Not a class war

>>75512000
sas team stole it

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>>75512000

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O Muslims, Islam was never for a day the religion of peace. Islam is the religion of war. Your Prophet (peace be upon him) was dispatched with the sword as a mercy to the creation. He was ordered with war until Allah is worshipped alone. He (peace be upon him) said to the polytheists of his people, “I came to you with slaughter.” He fought both the Arabs and non-Arabs in all their various colors. He himself left to fight and took part in dozens of battles. He never for a day grew tired of war. He (peace be upon him) passed away during the period he was preparing the expedition of Usāmah (may Allah be pleased with him). And from his last instructions – peace be upon him – was, “Dispatch the expedition of Usāmah.”

>>75511978
Know a girl that looks like Tina

>>75511838
it's the come to brazil meme

Paul Nutall actually spoke the most sense. I just can't vote UKIP because the party is such a shambles.

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>>75512037

>green party
>LET THE ENTIRE WORLD IN! PAVE OVER THE NATIONAL PARKS

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>Scotland's problem is emigration not immigration

are libdems meme in ur cunt?

GO TIM

He mentioned GBBO!!!!!! Omg what a fucking lad

POST
THE
CUTE
BOY
WITH
THE
BANANA

>>75512051
do it anyway cunt

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MISSES PRY MINISTA

>>75512051
I thikn we watched a different debate mate, only thing he got right was that we need to crack down on extremism in prison and not letting people woh go to syria and libya back into the country so easily. Everything else he said was pretty close to objectively wrong.

BAKE OFF ON BBC 2 NEXT

HAHAHAHA

>>75511992
He done alright but didn't do well with the trump/climate change question

MEME MAN TIM

ARE TIMOTHY JAMES FARRON AT THE BBC STUDIOS ON THE 31/05/2017

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>we can't keep scots in scotland

Lol they did the thing of not shaking hands with the UKIP person haha so tolerant so progressive haha

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FARRON REKKING MAY HOLY SHIT

>>75512093
Also he was definitely speaking to the wrong crowd when he brought up brexit

>>75512060
This is actually true to an extent. Everyone from Scotland's best unis fucks off down south.

>>75512068
yes

there are only two parties; tory and labour
everyone else is a meme party/wasted vote

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SUNSHINE!!!!

>>75511958
That penalty should extend to anyone who has ever posted on 4chan

>>75512068
yes

Farron/Corbyn coalition NOW

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Based Farron

how much of the debate have i missed? and where can i watch it?

>>75512068
they're just a meme party for rich people who love refugees but not poor people

>>75512158
this is actually a possibility desu

>>75511604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB_omHQwYh8

Me in the song, I'm alt-centrist

>>75512137
well obviously who wouldnt

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this country is fucked

>>75512166
absolute state of you

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will be adopting this approach in the upcoming election

>>75512158
This, didn't rate him before but Tim came off well tonight
A labour/lib dem coalition could work

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art

>>75512183
Rorke

flat earth is real

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IYzgAU4riV

>>75512166
also would like to know this

>>75512206
sorry mate was working late. gotta earn a living somehow aint i

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meme master tim
had no idea such a wet blanket could be so charismatic

>>75512201
it's a kingdom sweetie

>>75512201
yes that was the feel i got from the debate, and the audience. hated everyone on it.

>>75512245
do NOT care in the slightest, please don't reply to me again you little worm

20mg of aspartame straight into the third eye

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>fat guy at work in his 40s, going through a divorce
>joins tinder for a laugh
>gets no matches in the first few days
>i say triumphantly that tinder doesn't work for normal guys like us, it only works for chads
>a week later he's been on 2 dates and shagged one of them

>one person (1) mentions radical Islam in connection to recent attacks
*Autistic screeching by both audience and politicians*
I'm not a ukip fanboy or some rorke but I do wonder if these people are of sound mind and can entertain discourse

>>75512264
shut up blud

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post rare tims

>>75512270
its been fucked since the end of the Suez crisis fampie

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>>75512226
t.

>>75512270
respect for minor fart rose and felt bad for ukip. other than that it was like pulling teeth

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>>75512225

Drinking again

has /brit/ just become a /farronite/ general in one fell swoop?

>>75512372
dont care

Labour voters should all abandon labour and vote lib dem. Labour ruled out a coalition with tories, who will get the majority whether you like it or not. But farron said he wouldn't rule out a coalition with them. It would be the most effective way of keeping the tories on a leash. I know corbyn drones wont listen to reason because you all think he has a chance of winning, but you're wrong, and I am right.

>>75512400
Fuck off

>>75512372
I care

this harridan is very annoying

flat earth is real

>>75512414
voting liberal because my areas current guy is a labourite but a dickhead.

the liberal guy is a nice bloke who works hard.

not voting based on national politics because that doesnt affect my life

our foreign policy causes Islamic extremism but even if we change ours the USA's foreign policy means we'll still have suicide bombings anyway

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Tim Farron's quotes tonight

>"Where is Theresa May tonight? Take a look out your window, she might be there sizing up your house to pay for your social care"

>"We'll be stuffed if we rely on hair-shirt, muesli-eating Guardian readers to solve climate change"

>"May didn't bother to show up, so why bother to listen to the Tories closing statement - get a cuppa ready, Bake Off's on next on BBC 2"

Absolute legend

>>75512414
farron said he'd do a labour/libdem coalition to make sure tories didn't get control iirc

just realised how normie I am

I literally went in my head

>i can't get drunk enough where i'll actually shag a munter

lollll

our only good candidate in the mayoral was a conservative who wanted to stop the horrible barret houses over our old fair grounds. no clue who i'm going to vote for in the GE, it's a safe labour seat and our mp is fucking abysmal

some lad is sinking on corrie

>>75512477
creased at him all night

what a banter merchant

remember not to reply

>>75512469

paki cunt

FW:RE:RE:RE:With regards to your post on >>75511604, number "75512491"

don't care

Chucked the remainder of my tobacco in the bin today lads and ordered £40 of snus

Took the dog for a 5 mile walk

Been eating shit though, but I'll try and start losing a bit of weight in a couple of days before I start the summer job

Hopefully this summer is somewhat productive unlike the others

>>75512424
no, you
attention seeking runt

>>75512481
He said he wouldn't rule out a tory coalition, but Labour have ruled it out. Therefore, if you hate the tories, libdems are your best best. Best way to keep tories from doing what they want is libdems as second party.

>>75512491
Can't shag decent birds either you bean pole

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>>75512477
>"Where is Theresa May tonight? Take a look out your window, she might be there sizing up your house to pay for your social care"
fucking creased irl

>>75512477
those are pretty good

>>75512477
very decent

his wife is still breathtakingly ugly though

>>75512539
because why are any female in a nightclub worth approaching?

>>75512477
he knows he can't come near to winning by doing actual politics so he's just doing a standup comedy routine.

fair play to him, he's got my vote.

just filtered 190kg runt again

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lads, tried the "pictured" as its known after purchasing earlier. disappointment in a pastry casing.

>>75512491
you're not a normie, you're a notorious e-statting tripfag gimp you got laughed away from his thread on /r9k/ boasting about what a chad he is when he posted his pic

sad!

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Lads

Anyone watching the documentary about crime in London after the election debate on BBC1? Jesus christ. This is multi culturalism. What a fucking shit hole. People shot and stabbed every day

>>75512477
>"We'll be stuffed if we rely on hair-shirt, muesli-eating Guardian readers to solve climate change"
did he just alienate his own voters?

>>75511604
think this image is meant to be insulting but it literally describes me

>>75512477
based tim

>>75512595
Egg custard tarts > kentish shitty tarts

>>75512295
The balance of power shifts massive after your 20s

>>75512586
Worked for BoJo innit

lads im worried, just had a collossal wank and a bollock has literally disappeared inside me
how do i get it back

>>75512608
um sweaty ethnic crime is caused by white racism x

>>75512582
To shag them you virgin

Don't at me again you utter melt

I'm just a humble left wing lad who loves Christianity and wants to gas the sheeds. There is no place for me. I am as a wandering Jew.

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Doin a cheeky public shooting selfie lads x

>>75512606
me on the left

http://www.lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

are nige on air

>>75512491
you're just a homosexual lad

ALL of your posts point towards this

>>75512646
it'll come back

>>75512606
tru

>>75512582
Because they have vaginas you bent little weirdo

>>75512608
Yep. This is what happens when you discriminate against large groups of people and target them constantly

Need to get my dnm stuff started up again

fucking MS made it really hard to update tails

>>75512628
>The egg tart is a kind of custard tart found in Hong Kong, Portugal, Brazil, Britain, and various Asian countries
interesting mix
they are fucking good to be fair

>>75512646
they regenerate every 7 days, remain calm

>>75512647
haha wouldn't surprise me if you were being serious given the utter cretins all shilling corbyn here right now

>>75512644
its better than buzzwords

if you believe in the concept of a normie, you're not one

>>75512646
squat a little and jiggle it about
it might come back

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>calls you
>ignore it cuz you know she will be on the phone for fucking ages
>she knows you're home
>gets arse on for ignoring her
>no real way I can put across that I just want to chill without speaking for 2 hours without offending her

What is it with women? If my mate rang, 1 I know he wouldn't be on the phone forever and 2 if I knew he was and I ignored it he'd understand and be like ''yeah no worries, mate''

>>75512628
have a word with yourself

>>75512614

No, Tim's voters are lefty students and "muh radical centrism, >tfw too smart for left/right-wing politics" types.

And the protest vote.

And the "anti-establishment but ironically voting for an establishment "progressive" party that's basically Corbyn" lot.

>>75512685
kys dont care if youre you baiting

https://order-order.com/2017/05/31/bbc-mocked-left-wing-audience-ever/

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>>75512608

>>75512709
/brit/ is a socialist general, honey

>>75512728
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nowt wrong with shagging the odd munter to gain match fitness

>>75512614
6D chess

>>75512646
vacuum cleaner pipe, works every time.

>>75512741
based guido

>>75512530
also bought some snus recently

only bought two tubs that came to about £11 with shipping
waiting on it coming from denmark now

what did you get/where did you get it from lad?

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wonder who she's voting for

>>75512764
shagged too many recently for my tastes

There is no substantive difference in the beliefs of a "moderate Muslim" and an ISIS member. They all have to go back.

>>75512730
*has a word*

hmm, don't feel any different, kindly fuck off :)

>>75512722
did this, it's reappeared
thanks lad

>>75512793
Me knob lads

>>75512764
what's the shagging equivalent of a reserves match?

>>75512799
only difference is that ISIS members have the resources to act on their murderous desires

>>75512795
You've never shagged anyone

>>75512793
conservo obviously
labour wants to take away her shit

>>75512755
no it isn't you reddit commie twat fuck off back there

going to have a big choco pudding

yum x

>>75512802
have another until you realise your mistake or soon enough you'll find your head between my boot and the pavement you little weasel

795
don't reply to me you fucking abnormie freak
I lost my virginity at 14 you couldn't even do it in the first year of uni

>>75512837
projection

>>75512614
voters thatmatch that description LOVE to be abused, i suspect he gave them a stiffy instead

>>75512847
just had a cheeky mini roll

>>75512830
A tactical wank

>>75512865
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>>75512847
made some myself today actually. but proper fancy dark chocolate mocha pot de creme. perfect dessert when trying to impress a lady.

>>75512837
He has regular nights in with Widow Palm and her 5 lovely daughters.

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>talking with girl
>she's being a bit cuntish/annoying
>tell her I'm done and don't contact her again
>she's like ''ok fine, I don't care''
>don't contact her at all
>ALWAYS sends the first text/call back with tail between legs
>mfw

Fucking love this.

>>75512741
>wahhhh it's a conspiracy

flat earth is real

SIAN BERRY A QT

>>75512901
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>>75512912
a flat tummy isn't real for you
fat yank bastard

the earth doesnt actually exist

>>75512887
>dark chocolate mocha pot de creme.

get a load of this poncy twat

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>>75512786
want to make it 100,000,001?

>>75512758
>>75512939
samefag

>>75512784
Topsnus lad

Used snusline before but, while it's good that they don't charge for shipping, it takes absolutely ages and they've got a fairly shit selection.

cant stop listening to this
https://soundcloud.com/djs-pb/everyday-my-taito-pb-j-vocal

>>75512946
yeh is a bit but tastes great and gets the ladies gushing so who cares?

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>>75512940
fuck off globehead

hate black people if i'm being honest

can tolerate pakis but not blacks

>>75512940
rude

off to prinks now

cant wait for the fatty to ask what my name is as if it matters

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https://youtu.be/I3E9U3GDrmI?t=13s

>tfw no girl will ever look at you like this

>>75512986
bit racist

>>75512986
At least spics and blacks don't blow themselves up at children's concerts

>>75512986
you watching that london documentary on bbc 1? fucking disgusting shit hole that place is. literall Africa. hundreds of kids riding round on stolen mopeds snatching phones, stabbing people, shooting people.

The future of Britain.

>>75512974
went with northerner myself, got some offroad white snus and some thunder cola snus (lmao) for laugh

bit worried it'll get seized by customs, but by the sounds of it you've ordered snus before? take it you didn't have any problems?

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>After decades of flirting with British politics, on 24 May 2004, Collins joined the United Kingdom Independence Party. In early 2005, Collins commented that she had rejoined the Conservative Party, stating, "The Labour Party doesn't care about the British people."[35]

>She was a supporter of the late Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, and was invited to attend Thatcher's funeral on 17 April 2013.[36] Collins is also a staunch monarchist, stating "I'm a big monarchist and I love the Queen."[37] Collins favours British withdrawal from the European Union.[38]

Is she are lass lads?

>>75512986
>hate black people if i'm being honest
your Ghanaian is very different from your Somali, your West Indian very different from your Argentine. Bit unfair to use a brush with such broad strokes.

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Um guys, If paki women can't use the Internet who's searching this?

>>75513009
god cannot imagine actually having a wedding.

seems like such a boring ritual.

me and the gf are just gonna pay a 10er down t' registry office and have done with it.

>>75513009
Wasn't that funny

>>75513076
thought it was kev from the thumbnail
bit disappointed

>>75513058
yeah that's what made me do a think

those little runts pissed me right off

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idiot retard normoid scum

>>75513063
Never ordered this much desu (always kept it at 4 cans before) but I was reading some posts from UK people who said they'd ordered 10 before no bother

2 cans and you've got nothing to worry about (would be hardly any duty anyway)

Redpill me on Golder's Green

>>75513068
>says Labour doesn't care about the British people
>supports Thatcher
>supports the Queen
I hate labour but she's just a feminist twat lad

>>75513093
try telling your gf that (dont actually)

>>75513149
jewland in north london (pretty nice area to live desu although abit out of the way)

>>75513168
off to work lads

what the fuck would posses someone to A. lead a party and B. take part in the leadership debates

>>75513093
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>>75513151

Feminists hate Thatcher though, and probably the Queen too for some reason or other.

>>75513089
the repressed homosexual population, as well as whichever women are allowed access to a computer I suppose

people keep muting me on Discord

makes me feel bad desu

should i join match.com for only £29.99 a month

>>75513089
paki men duh

>>75513179

Narcissism

Normies love being the centre of attention. Those politicians on that panel are literally getting off on all the cameras and drooling masses hanging on their every word

>>75513125
they're north african muslims

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>>75512951

scary commie men

mom just called me a faggot

>>75513163
she'll have a go at me for being cheap as usual

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>servitude come dawn

>>75513089
why do you guys want the pakis out again?

>>75513078

what have you got against somalis bruv

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>>75513076
did a jej

>>75513193
>>75513216
Isn't that super haram and will get them killed?

Decided I'm just going to not go into work tomorrow, and it turns out they're absolutely fine with it and encourage 'homeworking'. Ha! Paid to shitpost on 4chan all day, who would have thought it?

i got a london attitude, don't care

>>75513371
what you on about, dickhead? Fucking mong

>>75513361
senior colleague suggest im allowed to do this

but never been confidnet about bringing it up with the boss

>>75513360
Well that's exactly the point isn't it. The homosexual population there has to live in the closet because they are oppressed and would literally be killed. So they look at big white dicks on their computer from the privacy of their homes.

>Ba-Mi, Chicken
>Moo Pahd Khing
>Diet Coca-Cola, 0.33L
cannot WAIT for this to arrive, lads
VERY hungry

>>75513392

Went to Buenos Aires last month and it was incredibly white

I was the whitest man in Santiago though, truly a disgusting mongrel group of people there

>>75513406
am i a prick

just sparked a zoot

>>75513361
might start doing this but WOULD spend most of the day wanking and on going on the 'chon

>>75513440
how small are you

i order triple that

>>75513371
what grime choon is this from
think it's wiley

>>75513479
FOY

>>75513447
no you're just a mong

>>75513479
how fat are you

>>75513479
FOFB
(fuck off fat billionaire)

>>75513420
Businesses like it because, if enough employees start doing it, it enables them to lower their real estate costs. That's why most modern offices have a hotdesking policy and only have space for ~60% of the whole workforce at any one time.

>>75513460
That's the bloody fun of it lad, just do that all day and then if you miss any deadlines just come up with some shit about unexpected complications.

got called a mong in budgens

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>>75513503
>>75513523
fuck off i'm not fat just got a bit appetite x

having some chow mein for dindins lads

just got called a gypo at pontins

>>75513540
going to work is about the only time i leave the house and talk to people though lol

it all feels pointless, lads

i don't think anyone will be able to salvage the west any longer, it is too late

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>>75513545
SLUUURRP
SLUUUUURRP
SMACK

Scars scars scars I got scars on my arms

What is the charge? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?

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>>75513596

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wew
deadline for job application has been pushed back from tomorrow til the end of july

thoughts on the name Jasper?

mans never been in pret when its shut down
truss me daddy

spending some time with the twitch gf

>>75513680
wouldnt hire a weeb to scrub my toilet

>>75513709
everyone will think of jasper carrot

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DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RUNT IN A CAGE

A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?

seeing 3 birds lads. 1 from bumble and 2 from okc. feel like a right normie.

>>75513709
housemate for next year is called jasper
is it you

>>75513768
are they fit?

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hope the next thread is fun for everybody!

>>75513768
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>matched on tinder my m8s ex

how to proceed

>>75513819
>>75513819
>>75513819
nu

>>75513089
me
Oh you mean in Pakistan? Idk then

>>75513814
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>>75513580
Yeah I'm going to give it a go tomorrow and I think it'll be alright just for the day, but I think if I did it every day I'd hate i. I already get bored on weekends desu.