>wake up >world is now this >wat do?

fuck drumpf

What the fuck does New England Patriots mean? Like the handegg team?

>>75499045

reddit beyond belief

>>75499079
and wh*te ppl

fuck donal trunks

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>>75499045
Trudeau: Do you like American Psycho?

Trump: It's...okay.

Trudeau: Although originally polarizing to audiences and critics alike, it recieved a much deserved cult following when released on digital video disk, or DVD. There it found a second life, and really came into it's own, both commercially and artistically.

*Trudeau walks into the bathroom*

Trudeau: The movie works both as grim examnination of male vanity, while also maintaining real genre thriller, justifying these total shifts by placing the audience inside the head of the duplicitous lead character. Christian Bale's dynamite preformance gives it a big boost.

*Trudeau returns to the den with an axe and raincoat*

Trudeau: The role almost went to Leo but nobody could have brought that certain pathos and charisma to it quite like Bale, a role he later recalled as a shade of Christopher Nolan's Batman pictures.

Trump: Hey...

Trudeau: Yes, Donald?

Trump: Why are there newspapers all over the place? Is that like, a Huey Lewis and the News joke or something? Haha....

Trudeau: No, Donald.

Trump: Hey, is that a raincoat?

Trudeau: Yes it is.

*Trudeau walks over to the television and turns it on*

Trudeau: In 2005, Lions Gate released this, the uncut version. I think it's an undisputed masterpiece. A movie so entertaining that most people probably don't listen to the message. But they should, because it's not just a great character study, but a sardonic metaphor for 1980 greed and materialism. Hey Donald!

*Trump looks back in pure terror*

Trudeau: AHHHH!

*Trudeau hits Trump in the head with an axe and blood splatters onto Trudeaus face*

Trudeau: TRY MESSING WITH THE CANADIAN DAIRY INDUSTRY NOW YOU STUPID BASTARD

>>75499045
two wives from eastern europe?
huhhhhh

>>75499137
tuck donald frump

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>>75499158
the fuck is wrong with his chin?

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>>75499045
>Ted and Drumpf
>enemies
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15P9YdpnKyB

they stopped fighting and joined delegates to save America

>>75499221
>t. chinlet

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This is some quality humor map my fellow Internet user, cheers

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>>75499236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJAwRTTRdKE

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>>75499221
It's a real mans chin

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>wake up
>become best korean

>>75499045
Are you 11 years old?

>>75499045
>not my problem
Heh... I heard something else

>>75499236
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBN_dEA4jO0

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>>75499045
>New England Patriots

I don't get it...

>>75502009
some fatball joke

fuck donald duck

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>>75499236
>>75499311
>>75501753
>tfw the 2016 Republican primary was the human peak of entertainment and we'll never achieve anything like it ever again

It's all downhill from here boys.

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>>75502702
2016 was truly the year of memes

drink some covfefe

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>>75502009
>>75502022
>I don't get it...
OP's and/or whoever made that picture is a faggot.

Patriots are USA as fuck. They are a successful and well runned sports franchise that wins.

I think what it was supposed to get at is that China cheats because the patriots have been accused of cheating in the past. SpyGate and DeflateGate to win championships.

However, they are American as fuck as a team. Patriotic, wins, does whatever it takes to win, wins, well runned, etc. Definitely deserving to be America's team (and not those loser Dallas Cowboys)

Also Trump's friend Tom Brady plays QB for the Patriots and backed him during the election. Makes not fucking sense in comparison to China (more like Russia).

>>75502009
I don't either and I'm from NE.
>>75499045
When has Trump gone to Central America on vacation?

>>75502925
what does it even mean? did he just come up with a word on the spot and ruse the entire world?

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>>75502702

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>>75503147
>Bombston fans mad that they're a jack of all trades in sports but master of none

Red Sox will never be more popular than the Yankees
Celtics will never be more popular than the Lakers
Patriots will never be more popular than the Cowboys

I can only imagine how much this haunts you.