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accidentally bit my lip and it really hurts

>>75491942
still of my favourite videos of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byz94fkwf6U

We got E's if you're raaaving
And we get em for naaathin

Daily reminder that Corbyn has supported the Investigatory Powers Act 2016, or the "snooper's charter".

>friends with girl
>nothing sexual, just get on. far from best mates though.
>i try to maintain the relationship by keeping in contact via text. like any decent person would do.
>she either replies with a word answer or just doesn't respond
>kind of given up on her.
>get a random message asking if i know anyone selling pills and if i can get them quick

haha fuck off bitch. now you can enjoy my no-reply.

>>75492179
don't get why people think Labour is anti-censorship or internet policing

>Mr Corbyn and Ms Abbott are said to have had a sexual relationship and even went on a motorbike tour of East Germany following the break-up of his first marriage to Jane Chapman.
grim

neeeighbooourrsss
lick your bum and taste the flavooourrsss

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>i try to maintain the relationship by keeping in contact via text. like any decent person would do.

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>>75492212
"Based" Corbyn flip-flopped.

He has previously denounced the extension of mass surveillance as a "travesty of parliamentary democracy" and pledged to protect British citizens from "unwarranted snooping on their online activities by the security services" as part of a "people's charter of digital liberties"; right up until supporting "the most extreme surveillance in the history of western democracy. It goes further than many autocracies" as Edward Snowden described it.

I wonder what other policies he'll flip-flop on?

FUCK OFF DOG

>>75492179
secretly the lib dems are the only ones against it and I secretly support them

though they won't win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUnZIZ8c5c0

A good lad, are Chris. Putting aside his pride to ask for donations in order to help his mother. Truly a selfless individual.

>>75492291
>dog
t. low IQ bogan or wog

still utterly in love with the cute uni girl that I haven't seen in a year haha

>>75492277
we're not all autistic no-friends like you mate. soz.

>>75492295
Least are lads haven't started saying Neigbors.

>>75492306
>though they won't win
Yeah, probably not, it's too bad the UK doesn't use some sort of preferential voting method for the election ballot.

>>75492246
hmm yes definitely a solid reason not to vote for a party with a bunch of policies i agree with

>Bomb kills 80 in Kabul

Fucking Mormons again

>>75492368
haha yeah
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_Alternative_Vote_referendum,_2011

>>75492319
It was very obvious that she didn't want to talk to you any longer, should have taken the hint

>>75492308
I feel so fucking sorry for his parents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTsSu2hXLuk

went out with the lads last night
danced with some fit birds, thought I'd get a shag but got cockblocked by her runtoid mate
also pissed on someones door for the bants haha waheyyy

>>75492386
not all mormons are violent
sick of this

>>75492399
t. no friends

at least you tried

>>75492429
get a job hippy

>he imagines himself being on a talk show where he btfos everyone

>>75492386
they're only doing it because of western bombings!

>>75492187
same with me, doing the same to my "mates" as well now.

>>75492447
I'm a studentoid mate

>>75492392
What were the arguments against it? OwO

>>75492429
>danced with some fit birds

story

Proper love living in a constituency with a huge majority for a party I don't support, ha ha

Alright. I'll say it. I'll bloody say it. I LIKE BEING FROM THE NORTH.

>>75492429
degenerate

>>75492460
in person she's absolutely fine. just a bit selfish and unaware of it i guess.

i stink like pure shit desu


haven't showered in a week lmao

>>75492295
Girl in the green dress is the only one who made it

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thank fuck the weather is back to normal

Corbyn is doing a massive pro-NHS rally in Bristol tonight. Would go but im working ffs.

>>75492295
literally the neighbours golden years

copped a sausage sandwich from the cafe and the bread was still cold, barely defrosted

shan't be returning

post more Chris Chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zosxGbUdLo

once only typed one word into the captcha accidentaly and it accepted it hahaha mental

>>75492545
Harold is there so yes

>>75492369
didn't say it was

I'm off work, and not only is /brit/ slow moving when you abnormies are the only posters, but the quality of the posts is horrific.

Wageslaves keep this general alive. You're all useless.

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>>75492545
What's wrong anon? You don't like the current cast?

>>75492487
the one I thought I'd shag:
>go to smoking area for a fag andsee two hot birds
>chat them up for a bit then finish ciggie and go inside
>go up to them and start dancing with the one I liked
>some chad comes up and takes care of her mate
>my fat mate who's been standing awkwardly in the corner tries to cockblock me, I pretend he doesn't exist
>her mate abandons chad and drags her away

>>75492583
me on the left (ripped)

>>75492557
Hello newbie

>>75492598
>start dancing with the one I liked
how to dance with a girl in a club?

>Theresa May 'tried to alter drug report because she didn’t like its conclusions'
who woulda thunk it?
lying tory scum, well I never

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>>75492557
get to it

controversial business idea: restaurants that don't use any onion or garlic

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>>75492613
watch this

>>75492583
I'd that seriously post of the current cast??
Fucking hell lads

>>75492635
Speak English you chinky bastard

>>75492630
test

no respect for those who don't use bags for life

>>75492665
I use regular plastic bags and always say I used 0

The only redeeming thing about Theresa May is her immigration policy.

>>75492613
go up to and start dancing then gradually just slide in front of her. if she wants to dance she'll just start dancing with you. make sure you dance in rhythm. it's not hard mate, just be yourself.

also don't fucking be that virgin cunt standing at the edge of the dance floor

>>75492685
and her chebs

Britishers out of SEA

>>75492630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0gJZMx79pA

>>75492647
I am of learn the English for two months that only
You are the mother fucker. How many of the language you talking???

>>75492702
Crescent Fresh post is Crescent Fresh

>>75492687
not entirely sure i could ever muster the courage to do this.

'Europe will burn in hell for supporting Al Qaeda terrorists.' - Muammar Gaddafi, 2011

>>75492687
>also don't fucking be that virgin cunt standing at the edge of the dance floor
haha that's me.

last time I was dragged out some girl came over and forcibly pulled me onto dancefloor but i still hate dancing

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well yeeeEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>75492724
innocenter times /bro

want to cum on alexandra daddario''s boobies

>>75492725
have a shot
it's really easy, just be yourself :^)

>>75492764
mate why? one of my mates last night was doing that and he even tried to unsuccessfully cockblock me. don't get it 2bh.

>>75492685
Which she won't even enforce
If you vote tory solely on immigration you are easily swindled and should hang yourself

>>75492681
twat

>>75492779
mid 2000's were full of win /b/ro

'Europe will burn in hell for supporting Al Qaeda terrorists.' - me

>>75492803
>one of my mates
what a twat

>>75492685
what policy?

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covfefe
COVFEFE
COV
FE x2

DRUBLE ZLORMPF!!!?!?!?!

But seriously, we can't let him get his hands on the second scoop, after this DISASTER I'm convinced the Republican Party is the most dangerous collective in human history

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exam didn't go as bad as i expected
half way through i remembered a peep show scene and started creasing though

>>75492929
when's work?

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>>75492900

>>75492900
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458
howling

>>75492833
so much has changed.
everyone grew up or fucked off to rebbit

>>75492954
mad man

>>75492941
dont know what you're on about

>>75492894
her immigration policy

>>75492929
Which scene?

who /elpresdiente/ here?

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>>75492961
I'm still here, check these singles my dude!

>>75492954
>those replies of just inane attempts at banter

Yanks just have no sense of humour

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>>75492954
no NO
NOOOOO

DRUMPH
IT WAS FINISHED
YOU HAD LOST
YOU... YOU CAN'T J-JUST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>75492954
Google recommended Samoan. But it doesn't mean anything in Samoan.

fuck you google

>>75493002
The blue ticks of Twitter always provide outstanding content

>>75493001
>001

moar liek epic WIN guy amirite

>>75492954
kek

>>75493001
the game

>>75492929
Started creasing on the train last week lurking /brit/ on my phone. Rather embarrassing
>>75492961
I bet quite a lot of us have just immigrated to other boards.
>>75493001
EFG, what are you upto?

>>75492987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDHqiZZm7n0

Can't wait until the election. Going to be priceless to see the faces of my conservative parents as they lose.

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>>75493033
youare mum faglord

Doing a think, does anyone here have any actual skills? Anything? Fix a bike? Fix a car? Decorate? Metal or Woodwork, gardening, beekeeping, MS word expert? can fly a train? etc.

>>75492803
Scundered by dancing sure amn't a

>fly a train

What did he mean by this?

>>75493062
Why are you so mean EFG and what are you doing with that tiny laptop?

>>75492476
"it's too complicated"

(even though it was just putting numbers in boxes as opposed to an x in a single box)

>>75493062
>gif
fuck off

>>75492476
people thought it would give fringe parties more influence which is apparently really bad

succumbing to an early lunch

>>75493097
maglev trains don't touch the rail

>>75493115
not an argument
>>75493139
not an argument

>>75493065
programming
maths
I'm quite a quick reader as well

Real convo I had with my mum yesterday
>She admits voting ukip because migrants
>But mum you are a migrant
*Looks at me funny*
>That's not the same
The cognitive dissonance in these people is all consuming

Wenger staying in!

>>75493172
ur mum sounds cool

>>75493161
yep
and yet the plebs were persuaded to vote against it

The British serf is a peculiar creature etc etc etc...

>>75493172
ah yes, because when you board someone elses ship you must be in favour of anyone and everyone else boarding even if it's overloaded and sinking

>>75493065
quite good at programming and circuitry cos it's my degree
very good at clay pigeon shooting if that counts?

Was watching sargon rant about tacos

Decided to switch to a recorded version of socrates conversation with crito

big suze is so peng

Donald Trump shitposted his way to the highest office in the world and all he's done since he got there is shitpost some more lmao

>>75493065
no

>>75493206
Ok nice one, so we have Programming, Circuitry and Shooting. Anything else anyone? i cant start a company with all you lot on sero hours contracts with just one guy, multiskilled though he is.

>>75493172
I've read that a lot of legal migrants vote for candidates with a strong policy against illegal migrants

>>75493065
wouldn't know where to start with any of that Tbh

>>75493172
>*Looks at me funny*
>Why does my son not understand that I moved here for a reason and I don't want it to drastically change for the worse?

>>75493201
>naval analogies

>>75493065
Tried to repair the dishwasher but I just ended up stripping one of the screws which will make it much more difficult for a competent person to fix it.

>>75493272
why is it wrong to object to more immigrants, when you're an immigrant yourself? maybe you think the place is now too full, and wasn't when you came. it's an entirely reasonable and consistant viewpoint.

>>75493065
I can transmit morse code, ride a unicycle, drive a forklift, weld metal and I'm pretty good at fixing shit around the house.

>>75493260
Illegal immigration isn't a problem
>>75493201
There's plenty of room, we aren't sinking. In this analogy our boat is fine with plenty of room surrounded by sinking boats and people dying.

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>you boring cunt i hate you

>>75493334
all me

>every square inch of britain must be paved over and filled with dozens of people

fuck off

>>75493262
practice mate, all it takes. i couldnt decorate i thought, did one room and it looked alrightish i thought by the fourth room i was already planning to strip the first and redo i had learned so much.

>>75493290
if you had to do it again, would you know how to not strip a screw?

>>75493327
another multiskilled anon, good work fella

need a way to dispose of about 20 vodka bottles ... URGENT

>>75493329
>Illegal immigration isn't a problem
With that attitude it will be

>>75493314
just having a laugh lad lmao

>>75493329
so there isn't traffic on the packed roads at 7am? the trains aren't stuffed like sardine tins? you don't have to wait 4 weeks for a doctors appointment?

>>
>>75493370
Refuted:
http://blogs.lse.ac.uk/politicsandpolicy/turning-houses-into-gold-the-failure-of-british-planning/

>>75493377
up the ol' rubbish chute la

>>75493374
>if you had to do it again, would you know how to not strip a screw?
uhh, if I had the right screwdriver for the screw, it was one of those weird star shaped screws which makes it hard for you to remove without losing grip whilst using a flat head screwdriver.

posts entirely my own, (You)s are not endorsements

>>75493389
All just part of life in a big city. If you don't like it move to the countryside.

Might do a thing, tbqhwyl

>>75493377
rip up the carpet and hide them under there

>>75493377
DIRECTLY up the shitpipe

>>75493389
Tfw i cycle

Someone post that smug pepe cycler

starting to really considering leave this country to be honest lads. I thought brexit was a mistake but I never thought it would be this hopeless. We are completely fucked Corbyn and May holy shit what a disaster. Problem is where to go?

Going to buy Friday the 13th game lads...advised against it but oh well

>>75493444
you sound like a complete loser

>>75493374
Cheers m8

>>75493432
An alan or torx key? Or a pozi screwdriver?

got called pendejo in chiquitos

wouldn't mind offing ones self in all honesty to be brutally serious here

>>75493509
yeah mate haha you should give it a go

i'm not homophobic it's just too much at times

>>75493432
ah easy one to do mate, everyone hates those fuckers.

>>75493484
Same
Sad we brexited because i wanted to work in europe straight uni instead of being condemned to 4-5 years of career experience building in london.

Could have been doing the same thing in amsterdam or hamburg instead

Simulation theory is sound desu. Think about what we've created as soon as we developed technology. Simulations. Then apply that to the nth degree on a more advanced civilisation. Bang. They create a universe. And so on..

>>75493484
USA

>>75493374
yeah I wanted to start by redoing my decking, it's been there for years and proper grubby

unfortunately my old man was pretty good with his hands but he's popped his clogs and didn't get to pass any on

Doing a covfefe

>>75493484
>where to go?
unironically argentina

>>75492407
I hope everyone took it off the internet for him, he seemed seriously angry.

co-worker just gave me her phone to upload some pictures to a PC and her gallery has loads of nudes of her

VERY uncomfortable rn

>>75493533
I was concerned but I could get on board with it in theory but this is just turning out worst possible secnario we are already fucked and we haven't even left yet let alone the joke of "negotiations" taht david davis and theresa may have been.

>>75493553
one of the few countires in the western world that is worse than the uk

>>75493576
haven't considered south america to be honest, can you tr yand sell argentina to me?

>>75493530
heh..yeah
>>75493497
torx screw i think

>>75493543
>Bang
I know what you mean haha did this to your mum last night mate

>>75493509
So lucky to be a Brit.
You could be a Somali or American.
Shame on you

>>75493533
get a job for an international company and tell HR you are willnig to move. I did some work at SABMiller when they existed, they had staff travelling constantly all over the place, same for a mate i have at GSK, he goes all over Europe showing people how to use packaging machines i think or something like that.

Trying to listen to my podcast whilst working but colleagues are speaking loudly

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>>75493609
>not having noise cancelling headphones

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>>75493589
>can you tr yand sell argentina to me?
thiss is based on having visited for 3 weeks and stayed in buenos aires. It's the most aesthetic city i've ever been to, very cheap to live in, lovely people, just all round quality 2bh

>>75493564
>yeah I wanted to start by redoing my decking, it's been there for years and proper grubby
measure up and buy the first pack of wood you need. take up the first bit, have a think, then replace it. continue. i was kinda the same, was never interested in this sort of stuff until i had to do. once you start cracking on with it it starts to become quite satisfying.

Tranny sitting 1 seat away from me today

Bit unfortunate that she chose not to sit next to me but since one of her male friends are sitting near us too, I might be able to easedrop on some conversations

>not going to SEA
South America is very nice but there isn't a lot of work there to make it easy to stay for a long time or immigrate

it feels like its so much easier for people to immigrate into the west than it is for westerners to immigrate where they like

>>75493669
ah you reckon I'd have to replace it all? don't really have the funds or the tools, I thought it was just a powerwash/lick of paint job

>>75493690
why do you feel the need to use a trip?

Pakipoo is so fucking desperately pathetic
He's like someone thing out of a yank secondary school
>le stalk the popular girl till she likes me ;_;
Hope he takes his own life

>>75493763
Oi newfag

We don't talk to it or about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc

literally me

>>75493763
>Hope he takes his own life
same

>>75493757
Because I'm the queen of this general

Literally the #2 poster here

>>75493763
She isn't popular, I just like her
Also I'm not stalking her

>>75493690
EASE
D
R
O
P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQGGQ-FCe_w
*steps into the /brit/ saloon*
*brushes ponto over shoulders, revealing my akimbo Colt Navy revolvers and Damascus steel katana*
*narrow my eyes and sweep my steely gaze across the room*
"i'm looking for the man they call... Janny"

>>75493794
Last time I'll respond to you queen

>>75493788
GP appointment on Friday to get more antidepressants

And I start counselling next week

love:
lcd soundsystem
cage the elephant
bombay bicycle club
pints

hate:
electronic
rap
hiphop
wogs

simple as, la

>>75493750
post a pic mate, though if the wood is sound then clean it, sand it, put whatever you want like stain, wood protector, decking paint et.c on it and you are done.

>I'm not stalking her
>post obsessively about him everyday
>die inside when he doesn't sit next to you
>eavesdrop on his conversations presumably to gather information about him to use later on to achieve your dream of being his bff

>>75493812
*the saloon falls silent*
*the barman looks up at the sign hanging above the bar*
it reads "no runts allowed"

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exam in 2 hours

monica do you work in a serco call centre?

>>75493845
It's not that unusual

It would be normal for a younger female to do this during her school years with a potential friend or bf

>>75493843
ah I'm not in the house at the mo mate, wouldn't be able to post a pic until this evening

>>75493930
I work HARD and to the best of my ability

>>75493923
you got 3 more chances la

>>75493836
>lcd soundsystem
>cage the elephant
>bombay bicycle club

hello indie party spotify playlist!

>>75493543
this tbqh

We should start calling them what they really are, ashamed Tories. Shy Tories sounds too cute.

Just killing time in the break room until my shift starts

310 posts and we start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JPnR7C8mZQ

>>75493965
no it's my final year and if i fail i don't graduate

>>75493812
*bar goes silent*
*a grizzled old man, grey moustache soaked with bourbon raises his head*
heh... haven't heard that name in years

>>75493987
I don't use spotify pal, the corporation profits off the backs of poor children and minorities

Is Ribena schizophrenic?

>>75493958
that does'nt answer my question

Getting dive bombed by barn swallows on the back deck of the hotel. Next one to try it gets punched in the cunt

>>75494044
We may find out when I start counselling

>>75494045
I'm transgender
I'm proud of being able to admit this to myself
I will be brace

Does this answer your questions?

thought about kms but realized nobody would care so I guess I won't

>>75494088
I asked you
>monica do you work in a serco call centre?
you've not answered my question

Would absolutely crease soooooo much if labour win

>>75494098
Buy a gun and do what feels right

>>75494103
I work in a call centre, I am transgender and love MCR

Going to start my shift now

33
You're also a bad poster.

for the many, not the few

my chemical romance are the SHITTEST band going

>>75493812
*the mysterious man slowly virgin walks towards the bar, fiddling with the tassels on his poncho the entire time*
"o-one kopparberg mixed fruits" he mumbled
"can't you read, boy?" he growled, pointing at the sign

>pakipoo, a schizophrenic, depressed, transexual paki can get a job
>I can't

wa wa waaa

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>>75494187
iktfb

I glanced at the Metro (tabloid) newspaper on on the bus to town this morning and saw anti-Corbyn slander on the front page.

It's beyond belief.

Penis

>>75494182
rasheed

>>75494206
they're donald trumping him to victory

>>75494124
they're going to but I don't even care

May's gone and fucked it. The Tories fucked Brexit.

Article 50 should have been triggered the very morning when the results came out. Cameron should have kept to his promise and not fucking jumped ship.

I don't care anymore. Fuck this country.

>>75494162
love the kitty image desu

>>75494206
he brings it on himself more often than not

>>75494162
literally crying

wish a cute girl would take pity on me and rescue me from my pathetic neet 4channer life

can't believe I post here with a pooey bum lad

>>75494187
>>75494201
yeah a job in call centre mate

>>75494264
Whom are you referring to?

Who here is doing No Fap June ?

>>75494269
I applied for a job in a call centre and didn't even get a response.

>>75494269
a job's a job

>>75494264
pooey lynx lad?
>>75494288
i'll have to cos im sharing a room with a stranger

>>75494038
*the katana wielding man puts his kopparberg on the table and sits besides the old man*
"i-i just rode in from 'ol reddittown, what do you know about Banman Janny his gang of tendy rustlers?" said the mysterious man

3.5 billion women on the planet and not a single one of them will have sex with me

All. White. People. Are. Racist.

>>75494260
I wish some cute girl would show interest in me.

>>75494288
i'm still doing no fap 2017

>>75494182
who still listens to them

stop messing me about sunshine i want you out of business

>>75494309
There are many who will in exchange for money?

Need a Labour - Sinn Fein coalition

>>75494345
Ari Frogla

record this text in the voc thread pls thx )))
>>75494351
>>75494351
>>75494351

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>>75494309

>>75494345
ribena

>>75494260
this literally happened for me i turned down her invites to nights out and am back on the chon haha

>>75494374
Get away, Riley. You're worse than little Nigels.

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AHHAHH AHHAHH HAHAAAA-A
LLLLLL-AHHAHH

>>75494467
blblblblblblblb ahaha

>>75494306
*the old man got visibly angry and began sweating excessively*
"my names Tim.. Timothy James Bynre" said the grizzled man
"my business with Janny is my own, let's just say he's been messing me around for too long and it's about time he got put out of business..."

Off to get a trim
God I hate the barbers aha x

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hmm

>>75494467
Are you gay if you unironically like this?
I mean like vaginas and tits.

>>75494543
look at that iliac furrow

love a slightly stale chocolate chip cookie, me

young thug is an icon

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*towers over you*

just got shadow of mordor

never even seen the lord of the rings

>>75494593

How tall do we reckon Tim is?

>>75494621
haha you're bonkers mate! totally cuckoo!

>>75494633
5'9

>>75494593
>>75494570
Schizos are on another planet
Have you lads ever spent an extended period of time around them? It is both the funniest and saddest experience you'll ever have

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>>75494593
dont mess with me sunshine

shadilay

>>75494633
5'10

>>75494667
're kev

>talking to cute girl
>someone asks how we met
>"oh i saw him around campus and felt so sorry for him so i went up to talk to him on the train home"
haha lend us some rope lads

>>75494658
There was a schizo at one of my friends house when I was staying the night there, I think it was one of his older brothers friends but he kept trying to talk to us. It kind of frightened me, not gonna lie.

>>75494669
>>/r/eddit
>>/pol/

Take your pick

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>>75494700
DRAKE

Skeletor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WddpkmW2hBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vo6YG9U_o8

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the Left's vision of society is that of the homunculi intellectual Nietzsche presents in Zarathustra.
a squat caricature of man living a life without dedication, without reverence, without shame, without rank or the sense of tragedy and nobility bread only in suffering. A malcontent dwarf of a man who revels in his own sense of superiority, which in the end boils down to little more than the academic equivalent of parlour tricks serving no purpose and being more of a drain on his society than a boon to it. these are the "Nerds" and geeks, the egg headed tumors of consumer capitalist society.

>>75494658
reckon dementia is sadder

>>75494669
praise kek brother!

tfw listening to The Smiths and smoking cigarettes
2deep

The left are the real racists

>>75494728
actually ignore my condemnation of "the left" since this goes beyond just the left today, though they promote it more white the right still clings to what little aristocracy it can scrounge up out of the muck

any kekistanis here

>>75492665
I remember the days I used to pick up a pack a spiced buns, some cashews, packet of percy pigs on the way to the till like it was nothing
"You want a bag with that" - Yes gimme 3 and bag for life to put em in. Eat my lunch, bin the lot

* meanwhile in bizarro London*
NO CORBYN
NO PAKIS
NO COMMUNIST UK

>>75494728
>>75494768
alri Nick

>>75494794
*meanwhile in bizarro Britain*
NO POVERTY
NO PRIVATISATION
NO BECOMING THIRD WORLD

>>75494733
I feel that paranoid schizophrenia would be MUCH worse, they remember everything, can't form any relationships due to mistrust, unlikely to receive proper treatment due to the paranoia, and they've got it for pretty much their entire life.

>>75494810
srbija didn't finish the job

>>75494826
>becoming third world
Thanks to immigrants

reindustrialise the north

>>75494733
Nah schizos are worse cos its the prime of their life and they just become a mad shell of a person.

>>75494839
croats are bro tier Catholics you stupid prod bastard

>>75494658
why have you spent time around schizos?

>>75494593
>>75494570
Why would he take these pictures

>>75494869
who do serbians hate again? bosnians?

>>75494882
to intimidate are kev

>>75494882
Because he's a schizo and it makes sense to him

>>75494374
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oddni9sSoZ

>>75494887
yeah they're the muslims

>>75494919
nu thread

>>75494887
Serbs love Greeks
Like Irish
Hate Muslims
t. have a serb mate

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>>75492476
unironically cost

HE NEEDS A BULLET PROOF VEST
NOT AN ALTERNATIVE VOTING SYSTEM

SAY NO TO SPENDING £250M ON AV

SHE NEEDS A MATERNITY UNIT
NOT AN ALTERNATIVE VOTING SYSTEM
SAY NO TO SPENDING £250M ON AV

not even fucking joking

to be fair i'm kind of glad it flopped because it'd probably disadvantage the SNP. partisan advantage is the only reason i care about any electoral system except AMS.

>>75494894
kek