/brit/

haha

lmao

haha

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look at the size of this phuggin frog
wowza thats a big frog

>>75490198
LITTLE

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bloody canadians have all this land
imagine all the british people you could fit in there

>>75490198
BIG

>>75490244
BLACK

>>75490198
you know what really hurts about british housing.

>be an uneducated runt who got into council housing in the 90s
>buy it for cheap
>now a literal quadrillionaire

>be a masters-educated yung mane who volunteered at soup kitchens and is a pillar of his community
>can't even dream of affording a house and is forced to spend 40% of disposable income on staying in flatshares with the dregs of society

I don't get why the tories go on about 'hard-working people' when they just lottery system this shit up.

>>75490254
COCKS

praise kek!

maga!

build that wall!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'd love to see thailad out on a date with his GF

>So, how's work going?
>Oh solly, me no understand
>Well how about that bangkok weather huh?
>Bangkok weather velly good, me like bangkok velly much

HOWLING

>>75490259
Suppy and demand. Simple as.

>>75490268
this is fine, hardworking landlords deserve the people's housing benefits

>>75490271
he speaks thai though

>>75490271
he speaks thai, you know...

>>75490271
She speaks fluent English, I speak decent Thai and the weather is shit rn.

>>75490271
they don't usually learn English until secondary school tbf

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Absolute Motivation

>>75490259
Take the footballer's salaries, and give them to the soldiers

Take the banker's bonuses, and give them to the nurses

Take the boomer's houses, and give them to the kids

end of discussion

>>75490294
ok
>Krom kraai kraak kra
>aaaahh wung krae wuchangkra
>seem ramajak warung hlai?
>baht chun blatjang kraae

>>75490301
can you learn thai from nothing in your mid 20s or do you need to start young?

>>75490294
>>75490298
He said mediocre thai

>>75490301
any foreigner I meet who says their """"""fluent""""" in english can usually only have a basic conversation, you'll never connect with her on the same level as a british spouse, nonce.

._.

>>75490318
*votes for you*

>>75490316
creasing when he finds out that even when he gets the prestigious job the housing market is so fucked it won't feel like any relief.

>>75490316
imagine if he was white. literally no recognition

>>75490330
they're* before the smartasses

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>>75490332
Don't Let Your Dreams Be Dreams

>>75490316
hate this sort of individualism

>>75490330
>their
are you a foreigner by any chance?

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>>75490316
lel
http://archive.is/uj7qI
>How one 31-year-old paid off $220,000 in student loans in 3 years

> Back home in Joliet, Illinois, Horton took a job as an operations manager at the nonprofit her mother runs.
>Horton's mother gave the couple a condo that she had purchased at an auction for $13,000 as a wedding gift. It became crucial in wiping away the hefty student-loan tab.

>>75490355
t. privilaged white tory boy

>>75490322
You can learn anything in your mid 20s
>>75490330
language really isn't a problem, she comes from money and had an excellent education. You're right in a way that there's definite cultural differences but that's not always a bad thing.

>>75490353
>white people do it all the time
>non-whites do it so rarely it gets national news headlines
lel

DON'T FUCKING REPLY TO IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0fyYBXVaCU

mmm

>>75490316
fair play to the lad

definitely a bit jealous of thailad if he's telling the truth

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tarquin btfo

>>75490381
white people do it all the time nigger, no acceptance to harvard though

>>75490198
From the thumbnail thought these were Rothko paintings

Thailad do you love your gf?

mum is suggesting her and pops help me make a deposit to buy a flat/house in central birmingham.

she's suggesting I use the rental income of it to pay off the mortage.

she expects that when the HS2 is built its value will fly through the roof (as London firms starts off loading expensive office, to open up operations in the 0121).

Should i?

Thailad's gonna be that seedy fat white guy who wears cargo shorts and a check shirt with his gut hanging out when you go on holiday to thailand and visit a bar

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Well, /brit/? Are you a loser?

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>>75490411

what podcast should i listen to at work

listened to dan carlin's hardcore history yesterday.

today?

>>75490388
might just be a grass is greener thing mate, you live in a great country for quality of life.
>>75490411
of course

>>75490424
better to not try and lose than try hard and still lose

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This motivational image goes out to all the runt posters.

>>75490414
You're being offered a house

Take it

saw the local hardware store owner hop out of his car with a mid 30s looking South East Asian looking woman
shan't be shopping there anymore

If I'd joined the army when I planned, I'd have four medals now.

>>75490465
GRR ARMY
GRRRR MANLY
GRRR STRICT DISCIPLINE
GRRR WAR

>>75490465
got called a cuck in the army and quit soon after. not joking

>>75490465
Yea posthumously awarded

>>75490446
yea.
but not a house i ever plan on living in and so i'm worried about making that investment

i dont want to get tied to a mortgage - will the rent really cover the mortgage? can't be having any mortgage payments being deducted from my wages for a house i dont plan on ever living in.

I left the brum-slum for good reason and I shan't be going back to them birmingham streets.

>>75490484
>will the rent really cover the mortgage?

Easily, that's why landlords are such utter bastards. Even after agency fees our mortgage will be at least £100/month less than the rental income. So you're making money for literally doing nothing, you could forget the house even exists if you let the agency deal with the tenants.

>>75490510
right ill call the ol' mater et pater after work then

>when you base your life decisions off some NEET's advice on 4chan

>runts complaining about rent
>BAWW WHY CAN'T I RENT AN APARTMENT IN CHELSEA OR CANARY WHARF ON £25,000/year?

jesus christ, get over yourselves

british houses are great

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>>75490481
The Elizabeth Cross is sexy af

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'QBEFWO E DS8UHIUB WERN 0W84GOWIUO8Y WERG

got called a dumb wagie in burger king

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>>75490353
Reversed this image. Hello literal redditor

>>75490524
Congrats on joining the landed gentry, you cunt

>>75490530
>HAVE to work in London becasue some how the rest of the economy has no jobs besides JJB manager
>HAVE to rent out a flatshare with all sorts of normie and druggo scum which is an hour away tuberide for 40% of ones income

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quick selfie

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>>75490550

>>75490551
Here's a tip, don't live in london, Tarquinn.

>>75490591
>HAVE to live in london for 99% of graduate jobs

I'd far prefer living in manny or somewhere like that. Alack for it tisnt possible

hate liam
love phimo
simple as

>>75490610
Now is the time to get on the Fast Stream. Tories have a manifesto commitment to move the civil service out of London

>>75490610
Then enjoy your £1000 muslim flatshare, HOWLING at the fact that you're gonna have to introduce your kids to your flatmates jamal, ahmed and mohammed

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jealous of the /brit/ civil service crew

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40102903
>A powerful vehicle bomb has hit the diplomatic area of the Afghan capital, Kabul, killing at least 80 people and injuring 350.
>It struck close to the German embassy in Zanbaq Square, with civilians said to be the main casualties.

TROP will be pleased

hey guys, everyone's favourite NEET reporting in /brit/ on 31.5.2017

>>75490662
errrrr

>>75490682
:(

>>75490662
tim would

>>75490650
No one cares about wogland

>>75490547
theres nothing wrong with reddit

>>75490662
>positive canthal tilt
>still ugly

hmm

>>75490551
Howling that I as a JJB manchester has a better standard of living than educated cunts in London

>>75490662
Is the paid version worth it?

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>theres nothing wrong with reddit

>>75490707
Negative canthal tilts are literally more attractive, but extremely prominent negatives are more unattractive than extremely negative ones.

>>75490707
At least i look like a white grill

there are actually plenty of jobs outside london

it just takes more effort to discover them

>>75490751
It doesn't, it's just that they have no prospects for advancement

>>75490740
stop reading at ','

you're wrong btw

Hate Pope Francis
Love Pope John Paul II
Simple as

>>75490751
oh yeah
I applied for a shit job at next today

>>75490708
Hilarious, isn't it. £20,000/year in manchester buys more than £30,000/year in london.

Londonrunts will still say that there's more to do in london etc, not that they can afford it though, since the rent on their flatshare(70% of their income) has gone up 10% since last year

>>75490764
>don't read it
>you're wrong
typical commie lmao

>>75490764
lisicki I think you might be gay

>>75490772
manny mentioned

So it's the middle of the week and the middle of the year

What do you have to say for yourself?

>>75490751
Is Night German up?
I need to be called a cunt.

no heard one thing about Brexit this GE and I thought that was the reason we were having it

Pls dont bully each other!

>>75490809
NEED to seek gainful employment

wish I was a homosex
men are FAR more interesting than women, love chebs and bums though =

>>75490778
negative canthal tilts are ugly

fact.
>>75490784
nah, gay guys hit on me all the time I have no interest.

>>75490809
this was supposed to be MY year :(

>it's a "mum stands in the hall outside my door and waits for 10 seconds before knocking loudly just to annoy me" episode

>>75490815
Your volcano created /Brit/ and generals.
You are a Brit now.

real reddit hours

>Mancs
https://youtu.be/Mtnx7ky1O70

>>75490825
How do you treat fags that hit on you?

>>75490872
tell them no

>>75490853
LOUIS YOU NEED TO COME OUT

>>75490853
YOU'VE GONE FERAL

football players unironically do more for the world than soldiers

>>75490369
Why would he be a conservative, retard?

>>75490853
YOU'RE A BASKET CASE

>>75490864
You posted this before

>>75490900
i hate it when Staceys pretend rugby players are harder than football players

>>75490917
I know but it was like the last post of the thread and I just saw it again

can someone give me a (You)

really could do with one

having one of those lives

>>75490913
because he's racist and can't relate to poor people problems

like all tories

I will never, ever give a (you) to a sadsack on /brit/. I rank you as the absolute worst posters here, worse than trannyspammer.

>>75490932
What would you do with your brothers ips?

my face is too masculine to work with the faceapp girl filter

>>75490945
until the working class vote a way the lefties don't like then it's all "omg they're not even university educated"

Got bullied in my dream for being a virgin. Not even my own mind is a safe haven.

>>75490618
On the 'stream lad starting soon (im the lad who didnt know his stream)

Posted in 'don thoufg

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>>75490929
staceys think being hard is going gym 24/7.

>>75490971
wat?

>>75490965

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YER A VIRGIN MATE

GIRLS DON'T WANT YOU
GUYS LAUGH AT YOU
MUMMY CRIES FOR YOU
DADDY DRINKS FOR YOU

VIIIIIIIIIRGIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN

need a shit and i haven't even had my coffee yet. what is this madness.

*braaap*
got some tootin going on tonight lads! haha!

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself? Mental

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself? Mental

>>75491072
>>75491099
Reddit

>>75490945
There's no sign of sign of racism in his post. It's just conjecture from your part.

Conservatives love seeing posts like that, as he managed to be successful without any government assistance. He's more likely a lefty angry that he didn't need any assistance

>>75491006
such idiots

we all know the 5'5 skinhead will batter the fuck out of the 6'0 gym lad

ALRI

>>75491072
good post
>>75491099
bad post

>>75491006
Vinnie is a good man. He played football, wife had a heart condition. He did acting to pay to keep her in the best care.

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself? Mental

208 days till Christmas

>>75490872
screeching that you think this happens

THAILAD

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>create a prison colony
>it becomes better than your own country

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself? Mental

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>>75491140

>>75491142
all white majority former british colonies turned out better than home

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>>75491142
That's why I moved to Australia like most Brits with a brain

>>75491142
Georgia?

are we getting raided by reddit?

>>75491072
>>75491099

>>75491127
>>75491150
all me

>>75491155
>Canada

>>75491177
canada is wonderful

>>75491142
now we've run out of places to migrate to, what now?

>>75491171
Thai humanoid

>>75491099
Thainonce avatarfaghing

>>75491170
>can't appreciate a good combo pasta a la ancient /b/
It's too late, we are reddit.

>>75491189
are u doing a report or summin la

4chan invented reddit

>>>/tv/83392565
having a hearty chuckle at this thread

>>75491168
fuck off we're full

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>>75491171

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Require this girl to be my gf but I doubt she'll message me back

Watching this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyW_6jSPJh0

Absolutely mental, Aussies look just like brits except better because they get sun.

>>75491221
hey its me sorry my phone isn't working whats up haha?

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>canada is wonderful

>>75491182
So is Britain

Canadia

Thoughts?

>>75491243
no it isn't

>>75491248
most autistic country in the world, with the possible exception of finland

>>75491243
Overcast shit, tiny houses, pakis everywhere.

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how old do i look, /brit/?

>>75491281
36

I remember Thailad explaining how loics worked.

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> 26
> never ever had a gf

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>>75491281
so you like star trek huh?

>>75491325
get that phimosis taken care of before you even start looking for a gf lad

>>75491304
that's what i thought. i'm actually 23, but for some fucking unholy reason i look like i'm in my 30s.

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>>75491325
Pathetic Aussie boy

>>75491321
oh

>>75491321
like this
https://youtu.be/fyuNidSrVik

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/may/30/french-open-maxime-hamou-banned-groping-reporter

you know when sometimes you read headlines likethat and you think well it can't have been taht bad it as on live tv after all and then you watch the link... well just watch the link my god

>>75491281
get a buzzcut mate

>>75491328
Poor Worf.
Shit luck with women.

>>75491281
>this is the face of racism

>>75491369
You have eyes that look like they've seen too much. That's why.

>tfw 22 and get mistaken for a teenager all the time
doesn't help that i don't have a licence and i still live with my mum either

>>75491400
:(

>>75491415
Are you the anon that had his first driving lesson the other day?

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easily 3 million quid each

>>75489520
as far as I understand it, its not a sin to not be a Muslim, but rather not being a Muslim causes you to commit sins out of ignorance.
it is a sin to become a Muslim then repent though

>>75491435
nah i havent even tried for my learners yet

Rushed my self with this spliff but these dumb roasties are taking their time with my grub

>>75491441
why the fuck did they build a giant vibrator in london?

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>>75491391
it didn't help

>>75491444
kinda contradicts the kill all the infidels bits init

>>75491460
How have you gone so long without driving?!

>>75491478
>>75491281
I bet this is your ex's new bf or something

https://www.nature.com/news/mummy-dna-unravels-ancient-egyptians-ancestry-1.22069

niggers btfo

>>75491485
you don't need a car to go from your parent's basement to the kitchen

think my willys hankering for a wankering

>>75491476
Symbolic of our capital getting penetrated by foreign objects (pakis)

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>>75491491
hahahah i've never had a gf

Just made a down payment on a shoebox in London worth 2 million quid

Off to my call centre runt job now

>>75491494
>written by the white man
heh, nice try kid..
WE

>>75491494
still not a WHITEY
whites btfo

SHAN'T

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>>75491500

fuck the skinny jeans meme

>>75491543
need baggy jeans to be fashionable

they're comfy

>>75491271
Canada is covered in snow with a shitload of asians and a child ski instructor leading them into economic oblivion

>>75491485
pretty much this >>75491500
except my house doesn't have a basement

>mate shares a video about an ISIS bombing in Baghdad
>selling point of the video is "but you probably didn't hear about it because it's not in Europe"

wow it's almost as if terrorist attacks that happen on your home soil or in countries nearby are reported on more frequently than those that aren't... mental that...

>>75491494
Did niggers seriously believe that their ancestors were ancient egyptians? they look nothing alike.

who /biglegs/ here?

>>75490864
ahahaha fuck me, such an empty gesture - even the way she says "you'll never be forgotten" you can tell she doesn't really care

in a perfect world for her the video will go viral and if it's a slow news day they'll book her on the one show to give a short interview on the stunt

Anytime I feel shit about myself i remember i don't have phimosis and feel better

>>75491142
Proof of the Gaelic master race

>>75491595
me

did a fart last night and it smelled more pungent than usual

imagine my surprise when I discover this morning that it's because I have a massive rip in the arse of my pyjamas

Twining's > Yorkshire > Tips

>>75491610
>Gaelic
more like garlic haha
because you lot fucking stink

>>75491556
We have snow half the year and the Asians are confined to Vancouver and Toronto. Also Harper fucked our economy not trudeau

>>75491627
Punjana>others

>>75491480
I think their logic behind it is similar to Calvinists
that they will never accept Islam and are impossibly clouded by sin meanwhile people who are Muslims already where chosen by God in effect as a holy elect.
t

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>>75491626

are they building the wall?

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>75491676
no

>>75491647
never had that or seen it here 2bh

>>75491631
Alri Justin

>>75491676
Think so

lol Donald DRUMPF can't spell fucking IDIOT

>>75491676
can't build a wall on the Rio Grande its a river.

Anyone here seen T2 trainspotting?

>>75491598
I don't know if I'm becoming cynical but these kinds of things just seem like "How can I get attention from this disaster?"
>>75491662
tbf I think they have a "convert or die" bit too, it's a big book.

>>75491731


yeah, 8/10 film. almost as good as the original. the choose life party is cucked as fuck but the rest is top.

>>75491698
Thompsons tea aka Punjana aka Nambarrie

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the 'jamas

>>75491750
Sweet, I loved the first one, and knew the 2nd one was being released in cinemas a while ago from /tv/ however I only just remembered about it from a post on /tv/ now :^)

Going to download and watch it tonight :D

>>75491787
L O N D O N

>>75491787
fat hairy cunt

>>75491750
Is it good?
wasn't expecting it to be. might give it a look

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40095822


hahahahahahah

RORKE IN OVERLOAD

>>75491787
fucking hell bet all that hair is never free of shit and poo

>>75491814
got a bidet Tbh

>>75491814
this
>>75491787
fuck off poo bum

>>75491787
>wearing pajamas

uhh

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>you didn't save her

>>75491787
Jesus

>>75491812
>a think tank has warned.
fuck think tanks desu: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/adamcurtis/entries/fdb484c8-99a1-32a3-83be-20108374b985

>>75491676
The wall was a metaphor.

mmmmm ah yes, thanks Bruce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpI6Cpv8kUc

>>75491826
even if you used a hose the scent would still cling

Howling

Covfefe XDdddddddd

>>75491787
>he doesn't just sleep in his clothes [spoiler]then show up to his lecture in his dry-but piss stained clothes[/spoiler]
good lad

>>75491812
Suppose the NHS will have to charge EU nationals in the UK for service then. Can't imagine this bringing about a healthy profit.

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>>75491857

>>75491854
hate this commie cunt now

ah yes many jobs are now just apprenticeships

>>75491845
don't think it was

>>75491878
fuck off nonce

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twisty is a faggot

>>75491854
A proper Bruce lad needs to thump him on the eyebrows

>>75491809

far far better than a thought. would have been a solid standalone film.

>>75491878
>>75491843
Rasheeds.

expats = JFs

25 in a few months and I've only ever had an unintentionally long-distance gf

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the cunt

remember Chris-Chan?
well, now he's a transexual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOsOwKjlARI

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands

>>75491630
t. Descended from Gaels

>>75491942
he has been for years you gimp

>>75491914
Respect your opinion anon.
cheers lad
wanted it to be good

>>75491942
did you just wake up from 2007?

>>75491940
what the absolut efuck are those birthcontrolmobiles?

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/pol/ are such gimps but they make some good content

>>75491854

embarrassing, like all leftist millennials.

>>75491942
he tried to cut into himself to make a fanny like 2 or 3 years ago

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>Corbyn proposes to have the Bank of England print money to invest in housing and public transport, described by Corbyn as "People's Quantitative Easing".

DUDE JUST PRINT MORE MONEY LMAO

>>75491942
>nobody will ever interview me for my e-autism.

>>75491969
Carts for posties

I can understand the use

>>75491981
wow.. this is deap

>>75491854
didn't know corbyn's manifesto was costed and may's isn't. bit weird.

Chris Chan and ribena are eerily similar

>>75491942
Welcome to two fucking years ago. Bet you haven't even seen him giving his new fake vag the two finger salute.

>>75491992
I thought he pierced his ball sack and the piercing got infected and left a hole and he said he grew a vagina??

>>75492014
tbf the Tory manifesto was notably lacking in any figures

theory: theresa may was drunk when she announced the snap election

really is amazing how plebs believe anything campaigning politicians regurgitate to prospective voters despite them lying or back-tracking every time one of them gets into power.

does the public have selective dementia? or do they all just pretend this time will be different?

>>75491996
don't think you could match Chris' decade+ of public autism
he seems so tired now, like an old grandmum
before he was so energetic

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>>75491998
fair enough, actually that's better than what we've got, we give them little carts to wheel around.

god, if i'd started in the postman pat days where they gave every guy a van (or damn even a bike) i'd probably hang myself to be expected to push one of those around in the pissing rain

>>75492037
Ah yeah, you're right

>>75491854
Nothing wrong with neighbours

>>75492052
this
better to look at their voting records and what they've supported in past years
I like Corbyn but looking at the Labour shadow parliament doesn't make me think they would make a good government

>>75492044
won't be voting tory then

>>75492098
>>75492098
>>75492098
>>75492098
>>75492098

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/Jeremy_Corbyn/11873371/Jeremy-Corbyn-had-fling-with-Diane-Abbott-in-the-1970s.html

This explains a lot

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lets laugh at the british period.

>>75492052
>really is amazing how plebs believe anything campaigning politicians regurgitate to prospective voters despite them lying or back-tracking every time one of them gets into power.

Name one politician who has done this.

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>>75492053
yeah definitely not, but the best i could shoot for is being a sort of thinking man's chris chan, or like a less insane ulillillia, but still interesting as some sort of abyss of entropy people can stare into
(translation: i'm a boring cunt.)

it's quite sad to see how he's declined though, his early naivete was beautiful. and he actually created content, as opposed to being the subject of content himself.

>>75491787
i can only imagine the clinkers that must get

>>75492130
it'd be quicker to name the politicians who don't:

>>75492112
>period
FOY

Had a dream that Theresa may was doing some meet and greet in town where you could go over and shake her hand and then talk to her for a couple of minutes. I only wanted to shake her hand though. Took me a while but I finally built up the courage to do it

>>75491942
>black...lives matter? i have not heard of that.
fucking hell i'm envying cwc