This is 100℅ real wtf

Do you not have covfefe in your country?

Probably fell asleep mid typing.

>>75489107
Was probably drunk

I make the same mistakes when phoneposting drunk.

I fucking hate covfefe .

that's our prez

>>75489294
covfefe

He's just fucking with people at this point

>>75489314
this

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>a senile old man is leading the americans who falls asleep in the middle of typing a tweet

>>75489107
fucking 12am tweets
i can't believe this shit is still happfefe

>>75489294
he is a big boy

>>75489314
Ah yes, it's all part of his 5d chess plan my southern aryan friend
Praise kek
MAGA

>>75489107
probably started typing a tweet then got interrupted and accidentally hit a few buttons while his phone was in his hand
wish cunts would stop being so obsessed with trump

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NUCLEAR
CODES

>>75489438
my grandparents tweet at midnight too

>>75489404
for you

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>>75489515
he is

covfefe is racist and sexist

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I'm beginning to realize why Merkel flipped out after spending so much time with him.

you'd have to be seriously deluded to still be supporting this man

>>75489107
elderly man known for outlandish behaviour types shit when drunk. move along.

Doesn't Trump abstain from alcohol though?

>>75489583
>This is what anglos actually believe

Bernie's even older and his brain is still working

>>75489597
being president of the united states and hated by the entire western world including half your own country would probably make you drink a bit

>>75489597
This. He is a teetotaler, lost his brother to alcohol at age 35.

>>75489178
>A Mexican is one of the very few people standing up for Trump itt
Wat

>>75489107
C O V F E F E
O
V
F
E
F
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>covfefe
>cowfee

really makes you think

>>75489554
This

>>75489604
>and his brain is still working
I voted for him and but it's easy to see he's an old kook. He just has a some socialist concepts on repeat. He opens his eyes wide enough that he looks awake, but also so wide that he looks senile.

>>75489107
>72 year old man types on social media like a 72 year old man

Getting really tired of all the Trump coverage desu

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trump is the great con-man of our decade

>accuse him of having small hands
>"accidentally" mistypes with his massive fingers

worked yourself

>people still defend him
its getting pathetic at this point

>>75490088
Well tbqh he can say stuff like that as president, it would ruin all diplomacy efforts and the oil trade. He can't say what he thinks, he has to ramble a standard message, like all leaders.

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>>75490118
ikr?
I'm planning on moving out asap, this country is going down the shitter

>>75490142
Can't think of a policy more destructive and selfish than "wanting to stick it to the smart elite" tbqh. You get what you vote for.

>>75490136
back to the cuck shed trump shill

>>75489107
How can you not love this man?

>>75490118
What is pathetic are the daily outcries of the media for everything he does. It is as pathetic as their gayness for the last one, "Obama eats at McDonalds just like us omg" type reporting.

I like to stay away from the hysteria, give the man a chance and evaluate him in the long-term.

>>75489107
Hello mods, hope you enjoy the money given by the US to delete all of these threads

>>75490142
Yeah yeah, half your country would have moved to Canada or Europe by now if we go by what they said before and just after the election. Fuck your stupid hysterics. Why are Americans often such a hysterical people? Like big children.

>>75490163
see
>I like to stay away from the hysteria, give the man a chance and evaluate him in the long-term.

>>75490275
there isn't one campain promises he didn't fail to fulfil

you're a total cuck for defending him

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>>75489107
Is he even tying?

>>75489107
He is pretty fucking old and out of touch with reality by this point, so it's too be expected to that little slips like this will hapeffe.

>>75490088
>spends his entire campaign talking about the dangers of Islamic terrorism
>never mentions at and since the Saudi Arabia visit
Really makes you think
Sucks that Saudi Arabia got America by the balls because of oil. It's the most corrupt and unironically oppressive country in the Middle East.

>>75489536
top fucking kek, brown shoes

>>75490313
I said: long term.

This is as bad as giving Obama a noble peace price for being black.

And you are as hysteric as the ones across the ocean.

>>75490350
>Saudi princes can't run things with daddy's money when I'm elected
>Trump signs $100 billion arms deal to Saudi Arabia

It's not even oil, Saudis are a viable market for US weapons

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>>75490348
Fuck he made one of my favourite tweets

>>75490149
The majority of Americans voted for the Democrats, though.

>>75490213
>/int/
>mods
top hefe

>>75490350
Oil is the blood of a first world civilisation. The backbone of industry and source of organic chemicals and thus pharmaceuticals, intermediaries etc etc.

Hence why our leaders sold us out to the Arabs after the first oil crisis in '73. Islamisation for oil.

>>75490425
Amuse me you dumb Belgian monkey, how did our leaders sell us out after 73?

>>75490420
>top hefe
Going to force this now.

>>75489597
Makes it even worse tbqh. Drunk rambling would be ok, but how can a SOBER man come up with all these ridiculous tweets? Some of it, like this, isn't even coherent English.

>>75489107
If he had lost the electcion we wouldn't have great memes like this
The rest of the world should be thanking us for electing him

>>75490449

Senile old man probably fell asleep while typing it and his hands must have mashed the keys and press send

>>75489241
is good i swear.

>>75489610
> including half your own country
> has 70% disapproval
im sorry our public eduction system didn't teach you about math

>>75490516
>Trusting opinion polls even though they failed miserably to predict the election results
Americans never learn

>>75490118
i still haven't forgiven him for the two scoops

>>75490394
Keklolmao

>>75490442
rephrase the question in a less rude manner and I'll make an effort

>>75490449

you've never made a typo online?

>>75490663
Plenty of times, but only when I'm drunk, and I'm also not president of the fucking US. It's not only a typo too, the sentence just cuts off.

>>75490754
But it's true, why do you think people flock to us in droves? And not just rapefugees either like Western Europe, but foreigners from all across the globe

>>75490859
Your tourism industry is set to lose several billion dollars this year.

>>75490878
Only because other countries fell for the fuck drumpf meme
Trump a good boy he dindu nuffin

Did this guy do anything yet or is everyone hating him or sucking his dick for no reason?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkZ5e94QnWk
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>>75490933
Who wants to visit a nation where everyone hates them? I should've made that trip back in the early 90's, gone to see universal studios, now it's too late.

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>>75490713
Yeah president of the US is not even human dude, typos are for humans only. FAR OUT

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>>75490933
No because of the anal inspection at your border and fucking paper work. (Is your grandpa a Nazi, Are you a terrorist?) It's so ridiculous people pick an other destination instead.

>>75491024
are you a jew or something?

>>75489107
>covfefe
I didn't know Trump was actually Mexican in denial.

>>75489107
3alli al covfefe

>>75489689
He's an asshole, but he still is a better president than ours.

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>>75489382
While the grubby half gipsy who 30 years ago hated Russia on a silver platter for "the people" is now picking putyins ass 2 times a day to keep it nice and clean.
I'd take a senile billionaire old bum over a twofaced lying thieving sack of shit any day

>>75491063
Don't forget they want to see your contact list and social media now or you will be deported. Fuck that. I'm not even trying to get in.

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>>75489107
He's legit retarded.

>says he's going to destroy ISIS
>makes 100 billion arms deal with Saudi Arabia, the main money/arms supplier of ISIS.
lmao

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>>75491160
I'm sure it won't come back to bite us in the ass eventually

>>75490972
my thoughts exactly

>>75489107
non-native speaker here: what does covfefe mean?

>>75491313
it's yiddish

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>>75490972
>>75491217
A number of things. No offense but you need to keep up with current events, I don't keep track but even I know he shitcanned the trans-pacific trade for no reason, successfully alienated every US ally on the planet except saudi arabia, invaded Syria and fired the head of the FBI.

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>>75489107
Stop making fun of him
Dementia is no joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3CFwkoqxIs

>>75491376
he even managed to get us annoyed, and we're the biggest US bitches in the world

>>75491419
How so? The trade deal?

>>75491419
>DONT BUY AUSTRALIAN CARS

>>75491160
>America constantly complains how evil Islam is
>they're the ones that fund all these radical terrorist groups, destabilize countries which create refugees, and support the most radical and corrupt middle eastern country
Really gets the cranium cracking
How do we stop the eternal yank

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Can someone please tell me what he was trying to say?

>>75491504
only if you tell me who this sluzza is

>>75491450
A whole combination of stuff including the trade deal, TPP and his attitude towards China

>>75491489
hm maybe weshould get someone to leave the EU to gain their trust and infiltrate their obesitisphere

>>75491504
>Despite the negative press coverage- shit I am hungry- what was I doing? Right looking for ham
>leaves phone in fridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yLhMex-rNE

>>75491388
Why do Americans pick elderly as presidents anyway. We haven't had a prime minister older than 55 since 1948.

Our Prime Minister started at 43.
Our King started when he became 46 years old.

>>75491602
old obtuse farts give an image of stability
fuck, we are full of them and i hate it
>mfw instead of the centrist alt party we have the same stupid cunt from the traditional right wing party for 8 years in a row

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>>75491602
They just pick whatever they have seen enough times in tv
It just happened to be an old fuck this time

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>>75491513
This is all else I have of her, don't know her name. If it makes you feel better, she's probably dead by now.
>>75491547
>these kids are probably younger than me
Feels bad.

>>75491602
Need a lot of money to run for president

Old people are the only ones with money left

>>75491704
thanq u sir

>>75489107
he's just apustajaposting

>>75491654
We have 13 parties. Only 1 party leader is older than 55.

Which is the leader of "the 50+ party". A party for people about to retire

>>75491654
Here old politicians have the image of "old and dusty".
And young politicians are desribed as "a fresh breeze".

>>75490394
Why is Fox so savage?

>>75491859
that's because holland has absolutely no relevance on world stage, you just follow germany's orders, so you do not need veteran skilled politicians. The US on the other hand needs people with experience and leadership because they're the biggest strategic player.

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Covfefe?

>>75491504
It was meant to say something like:
>despite the constant negative press, I'm still more popular than crooked hillary

But it went:
Trump (tweeting): "Despite the constant negative press-"
Aide 1: "Oh shit he's on Twitter again! Mr President, give me the iphone..."
Trump: "This is outrageous."
Aide 2: "Dammit Gary you were meant to be watching him."
Aide 1 (wrestling the phone out of Trump's hands): "Mr President... Give it... Give... Gimme the damn phone!"
Trump: "I already pressed 'Tweet.'"
Aide 2: "Oh, look at this gibberish."
Trump: "You should've let me finish."
Aide 2: "WTF is 'covfefe?'"
Trump: "You were grabbing the phone. It was going to say: 'Despite the constant negative-"
Aide 1: "Where did you even get this phone?"
Trump: "I have sources. Loyal. The most loyal."
Aide 1: "Get Bannon in here."

>>75492131
so why did they vote trump

>>75492170
The alternative was Hillary.

>>75489107
wtf he's finished impeachment when

>>75492134
Haha 2 funny!! le ebin meme :D :D
I upvoted you :D :D

>>75492183
how did either get nominated?

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>>75492183
*Jeb/Cruz/Bernie etc.

>>75492134
I bet you thought this was funny while you were typing it, which is really fucking sad

>>75492134
oh dear

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>>75489107
>The president of the United fucking States is blurting out nonsensical words he made up himself for the whole world to see.

>>75492134
delete your post

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>>75492206
Hillary rigged it all, with the help of her allies in the press and the DNC. But she still couldn't win.

The general election should've been Sanders vs Rand Paul, but Clinton was just too crooked.

>>75492134
this was almost as embarrassing as the covfefe tweet itself

>>75492206
tired american kleptocracy pushed to the limit from 16 years of low level crisis no longer had any ideas or could justify itself. also trump was a pretty talented scam artist for a while but he seems to have run out of steam about a year ago and is just running on vapors now.

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No he was writing this tweet when Kathy Griffin came for his life
Rip in Piece Emperor

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>>75492134

>>75492134
Jesus christ, you might as well post this on r*ddit for easy karma because it is so shit that the anti-trumps on there will eat it up

>>75489107
That's obviously a secret code sent to someone

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>>75492373

>>75492302
wtf I hate glompf now

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>>75490348

>>75492170
I didn't mean exclusively political experience

>>75492430
so why did they vote trump

>>75492206
a female president after a black president, Clinton was just too much of a prog lib wet dream for the democrat to pass up

>Obsessing over some guy's Twitter typos instead of paying attention to TTIP negotiations being floated again
None of you are any better than those you look down on.

>>75491504
coverage, but probably thinking about coffee

anyway, he's the fucking president and doesn't even proofread his own shit
really makes you think

>>75492416
That site has gone to shit
>>75492489
Shut up nerd

>>75489142
lol

>>75490549
The election vote percentage wasn't a majority in favour of the Republican party, though.
If the USA was an actual democracy, Trump wouldn't be in office.

It's a cry for help. The equivalent of "They're making me write these tweets, I am a prisoner, send help." But that was all he could get out before they snatched the keyboard away from him.

>>75492416
kek

>>75492501
wow this will be the end of his campaign

>>75491038
It isn't like these types of people have entire public relations agencies staffed at their disposal to keep them from making a cock of themselves in public, or anything.

>>75492548
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner.

There's a good reason every state gets representation, not just the overcrowded ones.

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>>75492131
>that's because holland has absolutely no relevance on world stage, you just follow germany's orders, so you do not need veteran skilled politicians.

>>75492548
we can have a PM that doesn't win the overall vote either mate
look at Gillard

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>>75491388
>>75492416
kek
LIFE, LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF COVFEFE

>>75492622
It gets even more unfunny every time you spam it

>>75492416
top hefe

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>>75492622
>Get in nigga, we have to plot the destruction on mankind

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EU on the right.

>>75492662
covfefe

>>75492134
epic meme my man.

>>75492622
Cov fefe yourself :^)

>>75492622
/pol/ must have been livid

>>75492621
Australia doesn't claim to be the pinnacle of freedom, democracy and personal liberty, does it?
That also doesn't change the fact that as a liberal democracy, the USA is a joke.

>>75492693
fuck blumfp covfefegate now

>>75492131
WE NEED EXPERIENCED POLITICIANS LIKE THIS MOVIE STAR HERE. HE PLAYED AS PRESIDENT 5 TIMES ALREADY.
OR THIS DEMENTED REAL ESTATE AGENT WHO KNOWS A LOT ABOUT BUILDING WALLS.

>>75492721
yeah nah I agree

>>75492745
*kills own political candidates*

>>75492721
I objectively have more rights than you do

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>>75492131
wow you're some asshurt faggocini.
Why don't you roll some spaghetti while waiting for the Merkeldick?

>>75492524
>40+ posts in a leddit tier thread, all of them shitty and forgettable
Something tells me I'm not the nerd bruce

>>75489107
It's just a coded message to Moscow since he can't get his dedicated telephone line.

>>75492787
You don't know that, he might be a European on vacation too.

>>75492787
reminder a bill of rights is objectively the worst possible thing

>>75492745
The Dutch Prime minister had 8 years of experience as being a minister of social affairs and a minister of education.
And has a side job he's a history teacher, which he still does today once a week.

>>75492789
You have severe autism, see a doctor.

>>75492864
He became a minister of social affairs and employment at 35.

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this is comedy

>>75493023
wew

>>75493023
Fucking hell Roland take it easy!

>>75493023
lmao its like they are laying in wait just unleash their buttmad
>WHEN HES GONNA TWEETTTTTT

>>75493023
god i hate the way british people speak when they want to be offensive

>>75493023
How is this fucking real, he is just shitposting at this point.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869858333477523458

>>75489107
what did he mean by this?

>>75493023
>>75493109
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>75493023
I wish I knew how to make people this fucking butthurt

>>75492134
good post, keep it up my man

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>>75492132
my sides are gone

>>75493045
>>75493052
>>75493091
>>75493098
>>75493109
>>75493131
>>75493134
Ultimately this is Trump's biggest advantage. People love him for being an asshole and an idiot, so when he acts like an asshole and an idiot he just gets more popular.

This is the true face of Americans, and why their fall is inevitable. Decades of TV has made them value cheap jokes over their own lives.

>>75492134
Upvoted

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>>75492622

>>75492134
And they say German humor is bad enough

>>75493169
he actually just made a typo on Twitter and the only entertainment being provided by it is how visibly upset you are about it for some reason
>accidentally hit enter after making a mistake with some shitty iPhone keyboard
>WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE IDIOT WHEN IS HE GOING TO BE IMPEACHED I FUCKING HATE IT I JUST SHIT MYSELF I'M SO ANGRY

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>>75493169
>he just gets more popular.

lmao

>>75493261
You're pathetic, you know that?

>>75493275
>George W. Bush
What happend?

It means coverage.

What do I win?

>>75493261
except he's the president and should be rethinking every little thing he says or does

>>75493225
Look above the belt line. Fatass. And how his spray tan contrasts with thes skin around his eyes is so obvious here.

>>75493310
9/11

>>75493275
What gave dubya such a jump?

>>75493310
;)

>>75492622
>I've never seen a skinny person drink diet coke

>>75493281
kek cry some more you little bitch

>>75493318
Where did you get that impression, TV?

>>75492134
good job man, triggering all the /pol/tards

>>75493109
Why would he promote something saying that the majority of the country doesn't approve of his presidency? Is this also some sort of dank memery?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/867834190078906370

>>75493326
Of all this faults, being a bit of a tubby isn't that bad for someone his age. I mean, he is really fucking old.

>>75493365
You're a sycophant for both a politician and multinational corporate leader.
Mate, you are really, really fucking pathetic.

>>75493310
Israel.

>>75493317
And he probably tried to type covrege.

>>75493328
>mister Trump pls wake up, there is an terrorist attack

Fuck me.That will end in a disaster.

>>75493405
Yeah everybody's really angry at that post

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>>75493225
jej

>>75493365
maybe because he has the job with the biggest responsibility in the world?

you're literally retarded

>>75493464
This cunt is the gift that keeps on giving.

>>75493352
saudis

>>75493414
no I'm just not angry about a Tweet
>reee he's rich
oh shut the fuck up

>>75493519
>reee he's rich
Nigger if you can't see the hypocrisy here then you're simply stupid or extremely intellectually dishonest. Either way, fuck off back to your oncology ward:
>>>/pol/

>>75493549
>go to another part of this website
u showed me xD

>hypocrisy
look up what words mean before you use them

>>75493549
your argument is literally just "something something corporations" though, go back to your gender studies class, you're not even saying anything.

>>75493599
>>75493679
>look up what words mean before you use them
You cancerous /pol/tards are hypocrites by rallying for a person who represents everything you sperg out about.

Both of you morons, fuck off.
>>>/pol/

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Haha it was merely part of the chess game, try to break this nut you fools! Thought so!

>>75491156
>hated Russia
He hates communism, idiot
Hating Russia =/= hating bolshevik kikes

>>75493742
plot twist: it's the nuclear code

>>75493779
as if he would remember it

>>75493742
wow, we all fell for Trumps 5D chess

>>75493709
yeah whatever the strawman you're attacking is btfo

What did he mean by this?

>>75493823
>I have alzheimers, send covfefe

>>75493819
That's why he tweeted it, so he can have it saved.

>>75493709
but you have no idea what I believe, and you should probably fuck off to another site if the largest board here upsets you to the degree of paranoia and randomly lashing out at people you think browse there like some kind of neo-McCarythist clown who thinks the internet is srs business.

>>75493819
>>75493823
>>75493879
oh boy the /r/the_schulz gang is here

>>75493820
>we all
not all of us leftycuck

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>>75493910
Fuck that bold manlet, I prefer the French sexy manlet.

>>75492134
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA HILARIOUS

>>75492134
I thought it wasn't bad Brit friend.

>>75492134
t. German on vacation

>>75494128
>Germans
>Vacationing here

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>>75492134
this was legit painful to read

>>75494128
British humor is just as garbage tb.h

>>75492134
I thought it was funny
No idea why it gets so much hate

>>75494159
I've been there three times and so did a good share of my friends. In the highlands i met Germans several times within one week. Maybe you just don't notice them.

>>75492134
Germans are using proxies to shitpost now?

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>>75494295

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>>75492134
'tism

>>75491024
What's a Mexican doing in Sweden?

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>>75494347
>I've been there three times and so did a good share of my friends
Pls don't mess around with my head anon

>>75494159
every time I've been in the UK theres been a lot of german tourists

>>75494128
you must be on holiday yourself because that was a genuine joke

>>75492134
Reporting this post for illegal content.

>>75490350
Nothing wrong with being corrupt and oppressive m8.

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>>75492328
That's worth a couple of dimes

oilless world fucking when

>>75489107
MK Ultra kicked in in the middle of the tweet

>>75495416
Oil is a useful tool in international politics, so it will be artificially kept relevant for as long as possible, or at least until something with comparable strategic value pops up to replace it.

desu you should play Civ if you want to understand the basics of how states interact. You could read IR and political science literature to learn the same shit, but playing games is fun to boot.

>>75495536
Civ isn't smart enough for me

>>75495536
Jesus fucking Christ
Why does anyone try and get political advice here when there's dumb fucks like you telling people to play videogames
Numales need to be shot

>>75490516
>has 70% disapproval
Why do you even lie like that

Even the worse polls have him at like 55% disapproval and 40% approval, which is typical for a president

>>75492134
8/10 good job

>>75494295
this

>>75493134
Become a president.

>>75493023
>shirtless nigger in the replies
Ah yes, the wise minds quick to btfo drumpf

It's typical for Presidents, but not usually this early in their terms. It usually starts out higher. Who gives a fuck what normies think though anyway desu, they were all told what to think by their Facebook friends.

>>75495585
there are some studios that come from the background of developing simulation models for the military, so don't discredit them all.

>>75495858
for
>>75495611

>>75495416
america is already ahead for those times aswell, its just the redneck oilchasers are way more loud

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>>75495871
Civ is not one of them

>>75496044
Not him but I don't get what people are freaking out over desu

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>>75496104
>Not him but

>>75496104
it's low calibre humour that people only laugh at because it's anti-trump.

It's like finding a hands joke funny despite them being made for 2 years now.
It's like chuckling unironically when someone says Drumpf.
It's garbage and he should be hanged.

>>75490394
My god this is some dril shit

>>75490394
lel

>>75492134
It's okay anon. You tried and it didn't go over well, but I at least appreciate the effort. That being said:

>British """"''""""""""""""""""''""""""""""""humor""""''""""""""""""""""''""""""""""""

>>75492134
It's hardly the funniest thing I've read, but holy shit all these replies? It's a bad joke ffs, nothing more nothing less.

>>75495585
Why does anyone try to have fun here when there're dumb fucks like you who can't tell the difference between light-hearted and serious posting?

Unironically, playing games about those sorts of topics can give one an instinct for general dynamics and broad concepts (like "states have interests that they pursue" and "things aren't always about what they are publicly claimed to be about" and "resources aren't only important for their material/economic value"). It's not a substitute for engaging with the scholarship (which is how you should have been able to detect that I was joking, if the "fun to boot" comment didn't clue you in).

>>75490088
*cov-man

>>75496992
States have interests that they pursue?
Wow man, my mind is fucking blown, I'm gonna run for mayor of my town now, god bless civilisation, I can't wait to inform everyone I know with my super knowledge

Gotta speech coming up soon too, gotta give it to a bunch of veterans, think I'll talk about the time me and my buddy price scaled the side of a snowy mountain before shooting Russians and riding around on snowmobiles
Trust me, got some grade A sources for that stuff

>>75497709
Don't be so fucking willfully obtuse. Anon made his point clear, if you don't agree at least respond with some better banter.

>>75489107
it's 4D chess my dude

>>75495511
kefe

>>75497868
Stop being willfully obese you ameritard cunt, he told me to play videogames so I'll play some CoD to learn all about the various armed forces of the world

>>75496146
Yeah but that's basically this entire thread anyway

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If this post-election has taught me anything it's that hysterical pettiness can be a force of nature. Jesus christ it's like the people whining on Trump's feed are on a payroll.

>>75496929
>implying this place isn't full of retards trying to fit in
This is a daily occurence.

>>75495511
top fef

>>75497709
>States have interests that they pursue?
>Wow man, my mind is fucking blown,
It's actually a controversial claim, but I wouldn't expect you to know that.

>>75498043
But you can learn from Call of Duty. Off the top of my head, you can learn the names, symbols, nations, of real forces, and about various types of technology that actually exist. If you played some of the historical ones you could even get a basic idea of what were the various campaigns in and parties to real-world conflicts.

This is exactly the same level of knowledge as I was talking about with Civ - no substitute for formal learning or consulting reliable sources, but definitely instructive for someone who doesn't know much, if anything, about the topic. The difference is that your average person tends to have more knowledge about WW2 than they do about IR theory.

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>>75492134
this post wasn't funny
the butthurt in the replies, on the other hand, is pure unintentional art

>>75489107
>>75491504
>wants to write "coverage"
>e-r-f-g are right next to each other on a keyboard
>probably posted from phone with tiny keyboard/got distracted/from new phone he's not used to/etc.
>auto-correct failed him
>accidentally pressed "enter" instead of "backspace"
>WTF DID DRUMPF MEAN BY THAT ???!!!1!
>didn't delete because he thinks the pettiness of the vast covfefe conspiracy is funny, so he encourages it even further
that's what i think

>>75489107
>this is the leader of the most powerful nation in the world

>>75499711
that's drumpf not duterte

>>75489554
this. fuck trump

>>75499135
what butthurt

>>75498566
Do you honestly think they aren't on a payroll?

>>75490313
>liberals using the word 'cuck'

Quit fucking mooching faggot

>>75493779
It used to be a string of 0s

>>75493275
>George W. Bush this high

what's wrong with americans?

Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people

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>>75500248
First 300 days

Use your head, Demetrius.

>>75500248
That was his first year when 9/11 happened and well before Iraq.

fuck drumpf and fuck covfefe people

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>>75492134
I'm honestly laughing at how bad this joke is

>>75490088
he looks like he's been losing weight

>>75502113
He's been fasting

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>>75489107

fat fingered it, too narcissistic to say he fucked up.

GWEEN TEA

>>75492134
fortune teller here, you'll be a school shooter soon

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>>75492622
>drump has to sit in the back like a nigger

looooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>75493023
>>75493109
kek

>>75489314
great 7d chess skills right there

>>75489107
I think he meant to type candleja

The Left has been losing it's shit since last night over this, distracting them from other issues. Cofveve is a killing word.

He truly is the Kwisatz Haderach.

>>75490394
What is it with old boomers and their weird placement of commas and spaces?

>>75489395
good post

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