/cum/

1st for leaves are gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

3rd for anime

tfw no gf

File: 1474134267771.png (782KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

782KB, 1366x768px

no wonder /a/ loves oreo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL0EoXdpOqg

File: 1493207628934.png (40KB, 657x514px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 657x514px

what's this frog's name

File: Flag_of_Peru.png (127KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 1200x800px

>>75487662
>leaves are gay
>has several different kinds on his flag
dumb indio scum

>>75487693
help helper or alternatively some finnish bullshit

nth for covfefe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDQ1FUUjPs

i love ABBA

>>75487693

apu apajafhdsfkjkj

AMERICANS ONLY

http://www.strawpoll.me/13078994
http://www.strawpoll.me/13078994
http://www.strawpoll.me/13078994
http://www.strawpoll.me/13078994

File: 1496046995686.png (157KB, 409x409px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 409x409px

>>75487701
he is subtly different from apu

>>75487723
where's the white option

>he doesn't drink kvass like bopis

>>75487734
it's cumskin

>>75487711

>not trampled under foot

File: djt.jpg (31KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 400x400px

5 months in and he gives you this look casually tells you "cofefe"

what do?

>>75487723
>no injun
What's bucks and Gay Mutt Sapa supposed to pick?

File: flag.png (14KB, 1000x611px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 1000x611px

>>75487701
woah show some respect asshole

where my cumskins at

>>75487745
k

File: __90mm_single_high_angle_gun_mount_choukai_and_fairy_kantai_collection_drawn_by_yukichi_sukiyaki39__81459c81c46b41ed3d91b0b73f26b5b7.png (347KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

347KB, 1000x1000px

>>75487721
My brother from another mother.

>>75487723
I'm voting and there is nothing you can do about it.

>>75487745
You forgot the v

half of my ancestors were women so you'd literally be denying science if you said I wasn't a woman

File: 1489455511210.png (28KB, 354x286px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 354x286px

we built this city

>>75487776
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

File: the_wire.jpg (88KB, 1170x762px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 1170x762px

whoa this chick is pretty

File: 1491662039126.png (29KB, 741x568px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 741x568px

the majority of my ancestors were not human so i am not human

>>75487776
confused by this post

acknowledge my quads

What solo cup is the best to drink merlot in?

File: 14896974225301.png (37KB, 355x286px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 355x286px

*don't go breakin my heart*

what even is the wire i always hear it brought up when blacks make fun of wypipo

having a bit of a sister/brother fetish is okay if you're an only child, yes?

>>75487814
wine glass or, short drinking glass
but if you drink merlot you're a fag

File: 1488810044925.jpg (12KB, 301x289px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 301x289px

>>75487825

>>75487846
nothing wrong with keeping it in the family

feeling antisemitic tonight

File: pol theatre 9000.jpg (107KB, 800x592px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 800x592px

>>75487818
Old cop show in baltimore or some shieeet

>>75487846
but it's a victim-less crime desu

>>75487861
>tonight

File: charles-ii-of-spain_imagelarge.jpg (14KB, 448x312px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 448x312px

>nothing wrong with keeping it in the family

File: 1477188275084.jpg (22KB, 301x289px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 301x289px

>>75487846

>>75487818
The Wire is to black people what The Game of Thrones is to whites. It's very cerebral and will make you think.

shit

I misquoted but got sick trips

now Im conflicted

>>75487897
You got that reversed.

>>75487897
Game of Thrones hasn't made me think at all though. The hardest thinking I've done is how the fuck Arya teleported from Bravos to Westeros

>>75487902
ya dingus

Would do anything for more pussy. Its so fucking good. Can't believe I had to wait 21 years to get some

>>75487818
it's just me
show came out in 2003 or some shit and i just got into it
10/10 television

Sex is overrated

>>75487834
I've placed objects inside my buttocks, but never a male penis.

first time i pounded the ol blood pudding was at 16

File: 1495669094023.jpg (106KB, 645x968px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 645x968px

>Would do anything for more pussy

what's more racist: not minding interacting with black people, but enjoying seeing them oppressed, treated poorly, killing each other etc.

or

not rejoicing in the misfortune of blacks, but wanting them 100% away from the sight and consciousness of a town, country, society, etc.

?????

i'm the latter, I'd rather be in a place where there are no blacks than be in a place where blacks are numerous but all of them are slaves, for instance

>>75487942
Sex is underrated

glad racism is acceptable again

who is THE cutest boy here?

honestly don't hate blacks or any other race but i despise jews

>>75487952
the first one is far more racist but both are racist to an extent. i can understand not wanting to live around ghetto niggers though

glad we're allowed to rape women again

>>75487977
i

>>75487922
Wish I knew what it felt like

File: 1493871238418.jpg (90KB, 845x916px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 845x916px

>>75487977

>>75487986

bags of fish

>>75487977
me by far

>>75487977
defiantly me

>>75487978
i've known a lot of jews coming from a family of musicians and all of them have been wonderful people

>>75487984
PROVE it

>>75487991
you could be !

File: Filipinas.png (639KB, 691x510px) Image search: [Google]

639KB, 691x510px

>>75487883
>>be intellectually, emotionally and mentally unstable
>rules spain ineffectively for entire reign
>stagnate one of the worlds biggest empires while French, Dutch, and English pick at the corpse
>die without a single heir
>throw Europe into chaos as everyone fights a war over who gets to succeed the Habsburg dynasty
>Spain becomes France's bitch for hundreds of years and loses all European territories outside of Spain and even Gibraltar
Hard to believe Charles V descendant could be inbred to that extreme

>>75488000
that doesn't excuse them for all the crimes they've purported against humanity

>>75487996
>>75487997
proofs plz

>>75488017
retard

>>75488022
i've posted part of my face in the thread before not doing it again

>>75488028
post something else then anon!

>>75488028
just post a different part of your face so we can't recognize it

>>75488011
Spain's empire was doomed from the beginning because they just bought goods with the massive amounts of gold they brought from the New World (which also destroyed Europe's economy with mass inflation) instead of developing their own capacity to produce said goods.

>>75488022
just look at my state flag ;^)

RIDERS OF ROHAN

>>75488044
i uninstalled that boring addon like a year ago tho

>>75488042
>Southern Euros can't into industrialization
Silly dumb dago scum

>coming from a family of musicians
can only imagine this person as insufferable

>>75488042
they should've done what debeers did/(does?) and just held a near monopoly and fuck with all the competitors

>>75488055
well you're shit out of luck, cause i don't want to face reveal here

>>75488080
you didn't imagine savage chinese parents berating their child for missing a few keys on the piano?
american education everyone

>>75487732
ok sorry im not a frog expert you fucking virgin

>>75488044
mEhEhEh
just look at it

File: forcum.jpg (185KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 720x1280px

>>75488041
>>75488038
same part of my face as before pls no bully

>>75488081
Anon, that's not how production of hold worked back then. States often mined it and it wasn't used to look pretty like diamonds are. Gold was currency.

>>75488085
post bell then

>>75488094
again, insufferable

File: wWrzT5U[1].jpg (52KB, 1226x868px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 1226x868px

>>75487745

>chicanos
>white

File: 1487898406001.jpg (68KB, 540x525px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 540x525px

>ok sorry im not a frog expert you fucking virgin

>>75488107
cuck

>>75488111
but that photo is me also nice digits

>>75488100
definitely qt if smooth shaven and good lighting/10

Im just on fire with the digits tonight

>About 26% of California's public school students in the 2011–12 school year identified themselves as white (non-Hispanic)
>52% of the state's students identified themselves as Hispanic or Latino
>Non-Hispanic whites decreased from about 76.3 - 78% of the state's population in 1970 to 38.0% in 2015.

>>75488100
you wear glasses

nasty

what did he mean by this? https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869766994899468288

File: 1494029926885.png (163KB, 392x324px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 392x324px

>38.0%

>>75488131
why would i have my contacts in at night?

File: Elliot likes this.jpg (27KB, 399x575px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 399x575px

>>75488100

File: IMG_0264.jpg (101KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 640x480px

>>75488105
fucking fine

>>75488136
HAHAH SO FUCKING EBIN DRUMFT MADE A TYPO HOLY SHIT LMAO KEK

>>75488145
get lasic

>>75488148
stop doing this my lips aren't as weird as his

>>75488154
this is NOT a cute boy

>>75488156
polcuck kekked again lmao ahaha

>>75488156
i probably should my vision is -6.00 in both eyes

>>75488171
costs a few thousand bucks

>>75488102
>be debeers
>buy all the competitions mines
>if they don't cooperate you fuck the market up for them
but yeah they can't really buy gold from competitors

File: Elliot will destroy you.gif (983KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

983KB, 640x360px

>>75488159

>>75488179
shit then i guess i'll just stay nearly blind

>>75488163
why the fuck did i listen to you anyway
this post reeks of dead fish

>>75488184
my parents paid for mine

>>75488182
Brainlet tier understanding of how the economy worked in that time.
YOU CAN'T BUY GOLD. GOLD IS THE CURRENCY. YOU WOULD LITERALLY BE TRADING GOLD FOR GOLD
>J-Just buy the mines, then!
NO FOREIGN STATE WOULD SELL THEIR MINES TO ANOTHER FOREIGN STATE

>>75488183

he's pointing at us...

>>75488190
my parents probably wouldn't do that but tbqh i kinda like wearing glasses

>>75488223
no you don't
you're much more free without glasses

>>75488189
sorry friendo but i specificly asked for CUTE

File: Screenshot_20170530-224736.png (2MB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1080x1920px

>>75487977
Me. Sorry I just got off work so I don't look as good as always

>>75488156
>cutting a flap in your eye
I'd rather stick with the BCGs

>>75488237
not as cute as me

>>75488237
Your neck/chin area tell me that you're fat.

>>75488232
go choke on a cock you worthless faggot

>EBIN XDD
dork
*seize the mines

>>75488261
planning on it tbqh

getting a bit too gay in here

>>75488280
bet you are

>>75488154
Really enjoying that horizon line in the background.
Very picturesque.

>>75488299
i am its fun

File: Screenshot_20170530-225331.png (1MB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1080x1920px

>>75488250
Nah I'm average build. There's a little ball of chub down there but not too much.

>>75488304
looks kinda like oregon huh

girls are worthless anyway /cum/, imagine a men only planet and how perfect it would be.

>>75488314
Sorry anon but that's a double chin. You've also got a bit of a baby face.

>>75488304
you should be wiser with your finances

File: 1496208945765.png (86KB, 337x441px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 337x441px

>>75488290
Not sure what's worse, mediocre female attention-whoring and lapping up all the beta attention in a thread. Or faggots going gay on each other and hijacking a thread being homos.

>>75488337
Huh?

https://my.mixtape.moe/ahvzlc.webm

>>75488314
moderately cute/10, just a bit more normal than cute

>>75488327
t h i s

File: pickedup.jpg (169KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 1280x720px

>>75488327
I love girls. Even my ex who wants to get back together and I kind of want to as well even though it's probably a bad idea.

>>75488327
naw, i can't live with out slammin salmon

File: 146120072774.jpg (9KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 225x225px

>>75488327
>how perfect it would be.
But then I'd go from 0.1% chance of gf to 0%

File: 1496209131029.jpg (340KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

340KB, 720x1280px

the power of weaponized autism

>>75488348

>>>96

>>75488363
exes are exes for a reason
>>75488327
It would be gay as fuck and humanity would die off

>>75488377
whose eyes are those?

File: angry brainlet wojack.png (244KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

244KB, 633x758px

>whose eyes are those?

File: bookmarks.jpg (45KB, 404x290px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 404x290px

post your bookmarks /cum/

File: 1487531352337.png (908KB, 1364x770px) Image search: [Google]

908KB, 1364x770px

*furiously plays the drums*

>>75488345
you shoudn't have $75,000 in a saving account. that's dumb. invest

>>75488413
>/v/
>reddit
>>75488405
is it one of the bogdanoffs?

>>75488413
be my programming-learning buddy pls

>>75488413
what league and race boi

File: Screenshot_20170530-230034.png (2MB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1080x1920px

>>75488332
If I stand up nice and straight like this it's not there. There's a little bulge, that's just my Adams Apple.
>A bit of a baby face
I extremely have a baby face. I just have a really round head and can't grow facial hair.

File: caputure(99).png (24KB, 385x403px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 385x403px

>>75488413
:^)

>>75488399
I know, and she said some very hurtful things, but I really miss her desu.

>>75488429
I'm only keeping the money in a savings account because I'm planning on getting a place for myself pretty soon (hopefully before 2017 ends)
>>75488450
Anon those are folds

File: 9.jpg (81KB, 680x650px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 680x650px

Am I the only Canadian in /cum/ again?

File: 1494816006176.png (519KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

519KB, 1366x768px

is she....dare I say it

/our mom/?

>>75488436
4gated to top 5 diamond during season 1

>tfw got a second date with the qt

>>75488471
no, there are other leafs who always maintain a constant vigil

>>75488452
i thought you bitcoin niggas was into Ethereum or some shit
>>75488435
too much effort, sorry

>>75488479
>4gate
season 1 of what, 2011?

File: Leafman.png (7KB, 474x592px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 474x592px

>>75488493
HERO

>>75488500
but i just wanna make cute spess video james ;_;

sambody say hiro??

>>75488500
you pick your favorite coin and stick wid it
ain't nobody got time to monitor all them coins

>>75488501
the first season

>lady comes into the store I work in
>excuse me sir, I need help figuring out if your organic bananas are more expensive than trader joe's
>joes is 19 cents per banana
>we are 79 cents for 1 pound
>I weigh 1 banan and calculate the cost for one banana
>tell her we are 2 cents more expensive
>she is confused and asks how I did that
>I explain myself
>wow you should be a teacher
>tfw I'm going to school to do that
>tell her I'm in school for that
>she freaks out and thinks that its insane
>says god sent her to affirm with me that should be a teacher
good to know I'm doing the right thing I guess

>>75488469
I guess that makes sense.
>>75488469
fuck you my bmi is at a healthy level
I'm trying to be healthier, food is just so good

File: 24434855732_09cc2c77fe_o.jpg (210KB, 1000x1433px) Image search: [Google]

210KB, 1000x1433px

>>75488503
someone must maintain the right

>>75488471
i'm here

File: 1486868480681.png (1MB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1200x675px

>Canadian air force

gonna sleep now and will wake up around noon

>>75488609
bye Henry

File: idgaf.jpg (128KB, 850x1084px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 850x1084px

Morning gents

https://www.thelocal.ch/20170529/controversial-swiss-mosque-to-close-its-doors

>>75488600
VTOL technology at its finest

File: Canada Goose distribution.png (67KB, 1332x706px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 1332x706px

>>75488600
Sully fears us, and we have bases all over the world.

>>75488609
sweet dreams anonymous !

>>75488578
Body fat percentage is a better indicator than BMI.
Try cutting foods that are high in carbs and eating more vegetables and fruits. At least you're not skinnyfat.

>>75488613
wait are you the one posting the snapchat selfies?

File: 130221984383.png (85KB, 299x288px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 299x288px

>>75488596
>no leaf

>>75488628
native summer range is undeniably best part of america

not a SINGLE flaw

File: 1479479066878.png (323KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 500x333px

>canadian heavy infantry

I enjoy the taste of kale.

File: wut.jpg (5KB, 240x150px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 240x150px

>>75488580
>American helmet

>>75488628
if they had guns they wouldn't have invasive geese in europe
stupid fucin pussies and fucking stupid fucking comginists homosexuall faggots with no rights hitler killed the wrong people

File: Moose_distribution.png (92KB, 1280x592px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 1280x592px

>>75488671
>New Zealanders have pristine environment
>import moose and goose
Silly Kiwis

File: 1492193454453.jpg (143KB, 438x561px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 438x561px

Who else /worthless motherfucker/?

>>75488600
I read that Canadian pilots were some of the best in the world and particularly fearless, and sometimes reckless with the choppers they use.
Some shit about doing crazy shit with old time Hueys in Afghanistan or some shit.

File: IMG_0266.jpg (629KB, 1530x2048px) Image search: [Google]

629KB, 1530x2048px

>>75488671
saw one of the canadian fucks irl

>>75488718

t. Canadian Air Force recruitment center

>>75488721

my god, theyve got spies across the border

>>75488715
worse
not just a leech eating space, food, maintenance
but a super leech eating college tuition dollars and failing through for years and years

>>75488718
>particularly fearless
Probably because our equipment is so old and obsolete it requires fearlessness just to operate.
>Have Naval choppers so old they can't buy parts anymore
>have to machine their own replacement parts

>>75488734
can't escape them

I am the least ugly person here

>>75488631
I'm trying to replace the junkfood I eat with fruits and veggies. I work in the produce department now so I've been eating a lot more fruit(it's just sitting there and I close the department so it's tasty). really, I just need to stop drinking pop
>>75488632
yeah, they wanted the cutest boy so I had to take some pictures to post so I just used my phone and posted them. they said I wasn't the cutest and that's ok.
>>75488647
if I'm not Canadian them why did I say pop instead of soda?

>>75488715
nobody here

everyone is worth a lot to those around them anon, even if you don't believe it!

File: Distribution_H._leucocephalus_Bald_Eagle.png (19KB, 599x394px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 599x394px

Don't worry, our spies are more widespread in Canadian territory.

File: 1491004514140.jpg (92KB, 500x376px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 500x376px

>>75488755
Fuck outta here with that gay shit

File: 1488767915593.png (347KB, 550x367px) Image search: [Google]

347KB, 550x367px

>>75488757

godspeed, freedom fighters

File: giphy.gif (495KB, 245x163px) Image search: [Google]

495KB, 245x163px

>>75488671
>Boston dynamics aren't even at our level yet

>>75488685
I was a bit confused aswell by that, the picture I believe is sometime after WWII

File: Soft drink name by county.png (192KB, 799x604px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 799x604px

>>75488750
>why did I say pop instead of soda?
You live along the 49th

>>75488757
god bless

>>75488768
u cant hide from the truth pal

File: 20170531_022526.jpg (668KB, 983x1237px) Image search: [Google]

668KB, 983x1237px

>>75487977

What is the best cities in the United States, for someone who wants to live in places that are warm throughout the year?

File: 1475795046188.jpg (52KB, 399x464px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 399x464px

>>75488779

>oregon
>washington

>>75488796
ugly

What's the best city in Thailand for someone who hates Thais, jungles, humid climates, and wants a local hockey team?

>>75488779
see the most northwestern county in washington?
I live on the most northwestern point of that
basically a canman

File: 1494893929670.gif (926KB, 532x560px) Image search: [Google]

926KB, 532x560px

>>75488628
>those gigantic flying rats were introduced to Europe

whose fucking idea was that

>>75488805

wrong country

File: 3.png (657KB, 593x591px) Image search: [Google]

657KB, 593x591px

>>75488798
Exactly. The country gets worse once you go south of Oregon.

>>75488805
wrong hemisphere

>>75488779
>New Mexico

seems from this map that 'pop' is the whitest name for soft drinks

>>75488797
yuma, az

File: 1470188231238.jpg (143KB, 500x378px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 500x378px

>>75488824

say that to my face and not online

>>75488779
>the absolute stat of trashland

>>75488846
bitch no one would want to look at your face

>>75488797
Inyokern, CA

>>75488846
What are you gonna do, yell at me with your lithp?

I want to eat ice cream but portland made me feel bad about eating bad

>>75488868
you're a beautiful person and some ice cream won't change that

>>75488868
portland the tv show?

>>75488807
should have a /cum/ barbeque in Peace Arch International park then. No one would even need a passport

We should really do something about the dwindling bison population so they can BTFO the Canadian heavy infantry

FAT

File: Costa Rica, Thailand.png (6KB, 368x137px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 368x137px

>>75488805
>>75488820
>>75488827
Uhm, he's right just look at this image :^)

>>75488887
i think we should worry about the nonwhite population first

>>75488886
The Mexicans would
>>75488868
Eating bad is bad
Buy some good ol' sorbet instead

>>75488882
nah, I really shouldn't eat ice cream this late anyway. its pretty unhealthy
>>75488883
nah the guy>>75488250
>>75488886
I would go. or maybe we could go to that go kart place in i think richmond, the one that goes 70km/h. that'd be fun.

Only eat past 7pm on the weekends

>>75488886
we can have a bbq there, but you have to bring your girlfriend/boyfriend. No singles.

>>75488840
Give me good reasons to go to Yuma?

>>75488959

do dakimakuras count?

File: tumblr_ngng3w2Ulm1rtm6dso1_1280.png (168KB, 702x435px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 702x435px

>>75488940
I ate a doughnut a half hour ago
why am I like this

>>75488977
I'd be a 3Dnormative shitlord if I said no.

>>75488990
gf gonna leave you eventually bud

finally decided to get extra flags for my desktop, since i'm not using my laptop much anymore

File: Peace_Arch.jpg (2MB, 2120x3130px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2120x3130px

>>75488940
feel a bit bad for mexibros that will never have a monument as a great as this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_Arch

>>75488942
yeah I went there once actually, was pretty fun

I drove to Vancouver over spring break
It was like 7 hours

Eating raspberry sorbet right now
https://www.talentigelato.com/products/roman-raspberry
>>75488990
Stock your fridge with healthier snacks. Buy carrots, celery, and the like or get a lot of fruit.
>>75489009
Just cause you got dumped doesn't mean everyone will.

File: 5.png (749KB, 597x598px) Image search: [Google]

749KB, 597x598px

Don't feel bad, Whatcom

don't buy snacks. plan your meals around your exercise routine

>>75489092
Buying snacks is fine if you buy things like baby carrots or cherry tomatoes. Just don't buy dressing and dip them or else you ruin the entire point.

>>75489065
Snow and winter suck

>>75489104
Wrong.

>>75488741
that sum gud shit right there
imagine if they canadian in Black Hawk Down
black hawn neva wuda gone down, cuz these bitches learnt from old shit that is 10x harder ta fly u fele me

>>75489009
idk. her dad is super fat, like 300 pounds or something so she is probably fine with it
>>75489031
be nice to Arizona
I keep trying to get into running, like I'll run two miles pretty easy and then say ok now do this tomorrow and then it's a week and a half later and I didn;t do it at all and I say "ok now this is goign to be diffirent, you're really going to do it this time" and then I run 2 miles once and never again. over and over again.
yeah, I think just not having unhealthy stuff in the house would be a good idea because I have no self control.
>>75489065
it's funny, based on my lifestyle I should be super fat. like obese but I got my dads body type and he's super skinny. his college bball team called him "the noodle" and since genetically I'm supposed to be super thin I'm only a little tubby when I'm a sack of crao
>>75489104
wrong

>>75489099
t. no self control

>>75488797
warm throughout the year?
probably florida--some nasty ass equatorial carribean nastiness

but florida blows dick motherfucker
arizona gets cold during winters

>>75489138
same. with pretty much anything. like the one time I had someone buy me a bottle of whiskey, I was going to just get a little buzzed and watch the M's game. ended drinking the entire bottle without realizing it. don't even drink much

I'm going down to the sea
M I S S I S S I P P
I watch the sun, yellow and round
Singing songs in every town

File: 1.png (358KB, 600x315px) Image search: [Google]

358KB, 600x315px

>>75489138
t. child who doesn't like the taste of vegetables
There is literally nothing wrong with eating vegetables as a snack. It means you get more servings of fruits and vegetables, which most people need.
kys yourself nerd

>>75489157
sad. losing control for me means having one beer when i meant to have none

>>75489031
actually still in the relationship

>>75489137
is she skinny herself?

>>75489175
t very defensive of his bad habits
you have no reason to believe i don't have a balanced diet when i say to "plan your meals around your exercise routine"
grow up, sweetie. you'll make this place much more pleasant for the rest of us.
alternatively, you can just stop posting altogether

Only brainlets stick to strict plan of eating three big meals a day. It's unhealthy to do that. It's better to eat smaller meals spread throughout the day.
>>75489190
You said she dumped you. Did you get back together?

>>75489203
yeah we had a hiccup but we're together still

File: brainlet.jpg (14KB, 234x238px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 234x238px

>Why yes, I do eat three large meals a day because I think it means I have good self control. Clogging my digestive system? What's a digestive system?

I eat one meal a day, usually dinner.
Coffee all days, maybe some crackers at lunch

>three meals
t. literal retard

stop posting any time

File: maga brainlet.png (100KB, 645x968px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 645x968px

>>three meals
>t. literal retard

>stop posting any time
>>75489226
Don't do that

File: 1495558742346.jpg (14KB, 236x315px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 236x315px

>Americans talking about food
>not mentioning burgers
So does Mayo belong on a burger Americans? I need to know what condiments are acceptable.

>>75489253
sometimes

I'm all out of food in my dorm

>>75489246
I'm very picky when I first wake up, my eating habits in the morning are erratic so I just have coffee. Then at lunch I don't work as hard on a full stomach so I try no to eat then either.

>>75489268
then go hungry until tomorrow. it'll do you good

>>75489280

but Im already a skelly

>>75489190
she's not a stick but she's slender. she was an athlete in high school, varsity soccer and basketball so she is pretty in shape. after our first year at college she's gotten a little out of shape but mostly just losing some muscle.
>>75489176
hm. I don't really drink much because <21 and I feel bad about breaknig the law

>>75489292
so? you won't starve by tomorrow

>>75489299
>feel bad about breaknig the law
haram

>>75489299
she'll only get fatter.
you best leave before she's too heavy for you to lift

just remember, the most helpful nutrients come from 2 eggs/day
none of that yolk only bullshit
2 entire eggs

File: 1490789583158.jpg (91KB, 734x729px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 734x729px

stop eating carb based snacks

>>75489325
i'm not eating the shell or internal membrane no matter how much you tell me

File: 1485358534357.jpg (49KB, 497x609px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 497x609px

What's your BMI? Mine is 21.7.
I had to make myself eat more in college because I almost went below 20.

>>75489320
>not being milo of croton

>>75489327
the day we realize sugar is poison is the day we stop being fat

>>75489337
24 (do not be rude)

semen is a prertty underrated snack desu

I should probably go to sleep.
Good night buds.
>>75489374
Why would I be rude? You've got a healthy BMI.

>>75489320
>fatter
maybe a little, but I honestly doubt she'll get fat. and if she does, I don't really care. still love her
>>75489337
my junior year of high school I took a PE class where we just walked a mile everyday. in the 4 month class I lost 30 pounds just from walking everyday

>but he reportedly was attempting to tear a tree apart when his hands became trapped in a crevice in its trunk, and a pack of wolves surprised and devoured him
radical

bmi is not an effective metric for people who work out or exercise properly

>he eats snacks
no wonder americans are fat
if you just put two eggs in your meal per day you'll never be hungry
two entire eggs!
and you're good to go!

>>75489387
I was 165 sophomore year and I'm 180 right now
I can get back there though

>>75489421
i usually cook 4 eggs into my daily meal.

>>75489426
how tall are you...

>>75489337
19 maybe 18

>>75489440
6'

File: le reptilian face.png (69KB, 501x638px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 501x638px

Reminder that you don't need any food to live, their are nutrients in the air and sunlight. The media and the reptilians have been lying this whole time. Embrace breathairianism.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inedia

h-haha

fatties

File: 1496186183838.jpg (9KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 480x360px

>>75488237
10/10 qt

>>75489500
>that barbie lookalike lady fell for that

File: 1495833248223.jpg (25KB, 300x440px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 300x440px

>>75488314
U just a lil THICC

File: pass.jpg (117KB, 1056x594px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 1056x594px

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1Q-BFgnPM
>passes you on the outside

>>75489553
me in the middle

>>75489565
>tfw used to own a cool initial D car but it had really high running costs and there weren't really any fun roads near me, or any tracks

not a good feel actually

NIGHTS OF FIRE

>>75489521
>she was also a nazi who claimed nordic ancestry
Very strange person desu

>>75489593
did you sell it? how much?
side note, do you know anyone near you who is trying to sell a fun car?
>>75489599
DEJA VU

>>75489565
O.O
>>75489593
dorito engine?

>>75489615
I also think she has videos about that astral orion shit too
poor human bean

File: 1496182732097.png (323KB, 720x398px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 720x398px

>>75489585
>Season 1 beardless Riker

Who would want that

>>75489649
>>75489649
>>75489649
>>75489649
NEW

>>75489622
Yeah sold it. For not very much either, it had problems I couldnt afford to fix and it was stressing me the fuck out so I got rid of it. Also, you can check Vancouver cragislist anytime.
>>75489623
nah, GC8 STi

>>75489646
I can't grow facial hair :^(

File: 1496045157991.jpg (20KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 500x333px

>>75489662
It ok friend, me neither

>>75489593
used to have import mitsubishi gto. sold it cos spares were a dick to obtain and it ate so fuging much gas.