/asean/

first for america

second for indonesia

third for the Republic of the Philippines

>>75483357
4th for white genocide

>>75485381
Fuck white people

Sex for Mareshia

Castration for niggers

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???

Hoping for a comfy /sea/ thread tonight as well lads

>>75487585
Don't count on it, leafless.

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>>75487691
Why is that?

>>75487720
We have flips.

>>75487764
They're alright.

How about you? We don't hear anything about your country. Can you enlighten me with what's hot on Indonesia right now?

>>75487801
Haven't watch TV for a long time. Most of the hottest shit on the news are politics that I can't be bothered with. For example, Ahok's in jail, ISIS bombing that killed 3 cops, racial ad religious issues.

>>75487855
I see. I hope you're safe.

>>75487881
Don't worry, I'm not in Java right now.

i don't know i am gonna do after i graduate
i'm scared
help

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SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

>>75488308
I dont even know if I'm in the right course and im in my mid twenties on a 3rd different one.
I don't even know if I need help or neck myself

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IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME

>>75488624
that looks like vietnam 1960s, awfully uncanny

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>>75488657
I AIN'T NO MILLIONAIRE'S SON

>meeting her and eating dinner for 2 weeks now
>chat and text daily but i never said anything romantic yet
>blurt out something dumb like 'hey babes miss me yet'
>suddenly she stopped replying
Is she dead?

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DON'T GO AROUND TONIGHT
WELL, IT'S BOUND TO TAKE YOUR LIFE

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I HEAR HURRICANES ABLOWING
I KNOW THE END IS COMING SOON

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THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF WAY OUTTA HERE
SAID THE JOKER TO THE THIEF

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BAREFOOT SERVANTS TOO
OUTSIDE THE COLD DISTANCE

>>75488638
Same here mate.
Please dont kys because that will give me a fuel to do the same.
You jump I'll jump

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>>75488638

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>>75488828
>>75488881

>Please dont kys because that will give me a fuel to do the same.
>You jump I'll jump

I never asked for this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5xYdkMiV6Q

>>75488898
I have to finish my study this August or get drop out.
Just pray for me that everything gonna go as planned.

>>75488986
Hope you make it my man.
Do me the same favour.

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>>75489023
For sure brother

>>75488691
WEW almost thought you're the same guy I went on a date with almost 2 weeks ago except he didnt go autist and say "hey babes miss me yet"

>>75490282
send nude

>>75488308
You will become like me, hopeless and asking why you take engineering in the first place when everything around you collapse.
The only thing that held me back from ending myself are 4chan and VidyaGaems

Watching chinese cartoons.

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yall look bored af

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>be me
>starts watching anime the other night
>asks /asean/ for more suggestions
>asks my only weeb guy fren for suggestions
>weeb guy asks what's with the sudden interest
>"lol did you think I'm gonna be like 'thats hot' or something"

I'd geddit if he was kidding but he wasn't. Why are guys so full of themselves

china cartoons are actually anime

Going to start a new job in BGC, but I live in the south tho, and they assured me that overtimes are a common thing. did I just my death warrant, lads?

>>75490415
typical weebfaggot

>>75490469
Lmao good luck. See you around bgc laguna boi

>>75490415
what's with the sudden interest, faggot

>>75488691
looks more like you're dead
babes amp, feeler boi

>>75490508
that's a yes, then. rip me

>>75490469
you just your death warrant, yes

>>75490525
He suggested that I should watch A Silent Voice a week ago. I watched it the other night and liked it so I thought why not ask for more suggestions. Now he thinks I like him. Dumbfaggot

>>75490595
ahhh gotta be more clear my man
tell him his anime is trash, his waifu is trash, and his life is trash, the faggot

>>75490629
Yeah he probably misunderstood my intention. Tbf I used to ridicule his weebness, and asked if the anime talk excites him. But jfc does he have the confidence to straight up ask me that lmao

>>75490556
No idea with how difficult the commute is desu. I only know about the buses from pacita to edsa crossing or market market

>>75490282
>>75490544
Help how do i recover
Fuck

>>75490790
How basic is this chick? Tell her you were just kidding and ask how is she doing. If she didn't take the "hey babes" as a joke, just drop her lmao

>>75490790
double down with "where you at babes?" and "busy, love?"

maybe if you go "bb y u no reply" she might think you were joking

>>75490956
if he says just kidding after a few hours of no reply it'll look like it belongs in a cringe comp tho

>>75490957
Idk that sounds more cringy and creepy

>>75490980
Implying what he said doesnt belong in a cringe comp

>>75491075
I'm trying to ruin his life

if he were a handsome guy it would fit more in a douche comp

>There are women in this thread

wakey wakey neetcucks

>>75490704
knowing weebs the guy is probably sweating buckets and his spaghetti is spilling everywhere
you gotta tell him straight you ain't into queers

>>75490956
>>75490957
For now Im going to be a full virgin animu watching weeb again until she message me again
We take turn in paying for dinner in different resto. Is that bad?

>>75491382
smart move boi
naw that's cool, least she ain't just leeching off you
when you ate out did you say it was a date? she prolly thinks you're just friends going out to eat if you didn't

gonna lifts brahs
advice for autists later

>>75491382
Yeah if you're both still students that's fine. How many dates have you gone to with this girl? Is she even aware it's a date??

>>75491471
>>75491558
Nah we both have a job
I blurt out 'pangatlong date na natin to ah' and she just smiles and says 'anong date'
I hate it when we run out of things to talk about.damn

So bored these past few days. What to do?

>>75491725
Get fit

>>75491825
this, or neck yourself

>>75491693
Well, it's just practical to take turns in paying the bill, don't worry about it much. You should worry more about whether she considers your dates a date or not. I hope she was just kidding lmao

>>75491725
Shave your pedostache

>>75491345
He doesn't sound like the typical shy weeb. We're both straight and even fugged once but agreed that we're just friends since we don't want to be in a romantic relationship, or both too awkward to ask each other idek

>>75491725
Let's date MKL!

>>75491725
meet me at Recto tonight at 12

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Are UP implying that the FBI are liars?
https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/wanted_terrorists/isnilon-totoni-hapilon

What the fuck happened to UP man?

>>75492114
>UP
I seen another huge convoy bus loads of people entering up diliman. What schemes theyre up to now?

>>75492114
I think fake news from FB spread he rumors of hapnilon being a UPfag

so they verified

>page not found
???

>>75492233
Attack on QC is very likely if thats the case

abang~

>>75492293
Its not fake news if the fucking FBI acknowledges the dude is from UP
Look at their wording here, they didnt even include his middle name Totoni
https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/wanted_terrorists/isnilon-totoni-hapilon

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Only one guy can save us all from this ISIS threat. Heil MKL!

>>75492105
>>75492114

Its been so consistent that around this time shills like you on post even on /pol/ yikes

Rename /asean/ to /flip/

>>75492351
If I find Hapilon will I join the big guys?

>>75492382
Rename /asean/ to /flip/
columbine is right

>>75492351

well they already verified so yeah the FBI should change their records

>>75492411
please do not call me that anymore.

>>75492382
We've had /flip/ threads years ago, I can't remember how it was but I'm certain its a shitshow like /asean/

>>75492420
Sure "verified"
Just forget they didnt include his full name

>>75492449
It became one when paid FB pro dutdut shills during the election invaded and shilled the shit out of it and stayed
there is like a cycle of topics they post over and over again

>>75492400
You get $5m and the entire ASG+BIFF+MILF on your ass

>>75492507
>2013
>Paid dutdut shills
Ok m8
It was /pinoy/ ya newfag

>>75492507
Lol newfag

Flip threads already exists even before flags come to /int/

Toxicfags like you turned asean to shit when you arrived

>>75490704
Fug his boipucci, then act like nothing happened.

>>75492355
Please shave

>>75492558
This
We need to purge r/phfaggots like him who cant say a setence without saying Duterte

>>75492411
What about /nusantara/?

>>75492026
A bit gay right there m8

>>75492355
>UP
He's one of them m8

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>>75492558
>>75492538
Nope
I was there in the eyes of the storm dutudt shilling
form anti LP facebook memes to cock fighting pics
>>75492490
its in the records follow the money trial

>>75492640
It's irrelevant but at least flip-free

>>75492355
>Cross
look at this loser

>>75492586
Nah probably not gonna see him again after the cringy conversation last night

>>75492643
Not gay if we're both str8 2bqfh

>>75492678
we would eve post about burger machines and shit

>>75492684
this hurts my feelings :(

>>75492490
Where else will they source this?
he can easily say he's from LaSalle

>>75492678
>2012-2014
>Deterte being relevant
>Posting an r/ph image
Fuck off m8 you dont even know what you're talking about here
Back in the good ol days of /pinoy/ we are just here chilling posting dilawgirl until you faggots showed up and shitting the threads

>>75492756
FBI themselves
https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/wanted_terrorists/isnilon-totoni-hapilon

>>75491693
>run out of things to talk about

Iktf. Give it a month or so until you're comfortable with each other. If it's still the same, evaluate if you really like her and if you're okay with that kind of situation

>>75492799
And where will the FBI get it?
>>75492773
Im not a Dutertard tho

and the muh davao meme sughh those were cringe times

>>75492773
thats not an r/ph image newfag thast from a chat site that /int/ posters go to
it wasn't even flip who made that

jesus christ atleast try harder

>>75492678
>Philippines
>4/6 are Chinks

Hail China!

>>75492969
was it interpals?

The EU is a failure

T. flipbong

>>75493119
So is ASEAN. What's the point?

>>75493156
It was a good thing asean didn't go the EU route. Otherwise it would be countries getting pissed that Singapore is bossing them around. Kinda like Germany in the EU.

>>75493213
Then what kind of beneficial things are what made ASEAN successful to you? The organization comprises of states whose governments looks like they don't mesh well each other but had diversity.

>>75493119
Well duh
Its a glorified lebensraum that doesn't give a fuck about sovereignty

>>75493213
>Singapore bossing us around
>that little speck of a cunt

>>75493156
Asean integration is slow but as failed as eu

>>75493271
Benefits would include having a bloc to stand against China's infleunce but this is more of a sort of NATO thing rather than some supranational initiative like the EU where it has its own laws and a power balance that is tilted in favor of the Franco-German axis.

>>75493303
The financial crisis actually created an opportunity to expand German infleunce. It was Merkel who decided on the bailout plans for member states who were most affected by it. The bailout of course means you have to accept German conditions and guidelines to public spending and taxation

>>75493271
It makes sure that China doesn't bully SEA around

>>75493466
Speaking of politics and such, ASEAN established its own human rights body but there is little use to it, not to mention half of the member states had no judicial independence. More importantly, how did ASEAN reacts to states that experienced democratic revolutions as in the case of the Philippines and Indonesia at the time?

>>75493574
Badly I imagine

>>75493574
They did nothing as far as I remember, I was still in elementary school during that time.

>>75493714
What about Myanmar as well? I think it was the military who suggested "roadmap to democracy" in the first place that was first initiated in 2003.

As for Laos, given how much of a failure the communist regime is overall despite ruling for so long I couldn't imagine will last anymore than 15 years or less. A pro-democracy revolution will most likely not happen until in 5 years but even if it help end the one-party socialist regime in the country we have now, it'll most likely be a rather violent one, hence I'll give the benefit of doubt.

>>75493841
More or less the same. Little is actually done, hardly any progress made

Viet in France.
My parents just informed our family dog got stolen.
It's the third dog in 3 years.
I hate poor people in my country so much. Bunch of thieving pieces of shit.

>>75493947
The Burmese government could have done so much better and I felt that Aung San Suu Kyi is a poor man's Mandela. It used to be one of the most democratic and prosperous countries of the region but following the military rule that lasted for almost 5 decades, it helped impoverish the country so much it became a pariah state.

>>75493976
Must be the gypos

>>75494014
I only know there might be some shady stuff going on with Suu Kyi

>Blow Out charted at #28 on the weeklies
Don't know if I should be relieved or disappointed.

>>75493976
What you doing there?

Done lifting and eating dinner brahs, y'all gotta get in on this and get swole
>>75491693
>anong date
patay brad, red flag right there. if she ain't joking then you have to reassess. Casually ask her how her love life is doing maybe (stupid I know, but if she just considers you as friend then she'll prolly talk about the bois she likes then you'll know)
>>75492026
nigga might think you guys are fubu
>also implying that you're a girl
timestamp plz
>>75493841
Frenchie when and why did you get interested in Laos? Since it's your fav topic aside from weeb shit

>>75493976
Aw man poor doggo, that sucks to hear
fucken gypsies/blacks should get exterminated already, picking on poor defenseless doggies

>>75494147
>Frenchie when and why did you get interested in Laos?
It is one of the world's last five communist countries and one of the few authoritarian states in the region. Its strategic role as a landlocked country with a comfy facade and heavily shady inside made me feel interested in the first place since late last year. Since then I studied a lot of things from its politics to society and a bit of culture.

>>75494147
Give me workout tips.

>>75493976
>It's the third dog in 3 years.
We get our dogs stolen like twice a year man.

>>75493271
Originally it was formed to combat commies eroding in the region

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>>75494278
>MKL working out

>>75494327
And it end up as a failure especially for most of Peninsular SEA, they could've joined with the organization sooner..

>>75494360
I use a stationary bike almost every day.

>asean started as an anti communism organization
>'ayyo now we have Vietnam and Laos here bois'

>>75494727
Is there anything to intensively reform Laos now that Mr Sombath unnecesarily dissappeared from public eyes? Poverty alleviation is only at 20% and living standards still doesn't improve for most ethnic groups and also in certain villages. Demonstrations advocating even the non-political subjects such as civil society promotion are rare and protesters behind it can still get arrested.

>>75494853
>Poverty alleviation is only at 20%
I mean population living below the poverty line at 20%

Asean is a mistake.

>>75494234
Damn commies, only knew they existed cause of Kahn from King of the Hill. That's pretty interesting tho, isn't their strategic value as a landlocked country basically shit outta luck?

>>75494278
Go to /fit/, click on sticky, skip to exercise part and pick one of the basic programs (pretty easy and low volume like 3x5 reps)
The most important thing is your diet
In general if you want to get thinner eat (10 to12*current weight) calories per day. For example, if you're 200lbs, aim for 2000-2400 Cals/day.
If you don't want to count calories, just cut down on what you're eating
also shave that pedostache if you haven't already sir

>>75494636
That's ayt enough, cardio's good especially if you just want to lose weight. Really gotta change your diet though if you aren't seeing much weight loss. Cutting down on soda(coke booois) helps a lot, but primarily eating less is the best thing. Don't even have to exercise if you diet right (but it helps)

>>75494853
Ethnic groups are going to get shafted no matter what though. In the phil- despite efforts to help out the aetas and negritos, especially in trying helping them keep their culture, they're still getting affected by urbanization, with some ethnics leaving their tribes and shit because they get attracted to the more advanced cities/towns. Same thing with native-americans in America.

The demonstrations thing is kinda messed up tho, I don't think the gov would want to loosen their grip and allow people to protest since it might lead to an overthrow/ reform that takes power away from the gov.
A leader with the interests of the people might change things up, but if the gov is the one that primarily chooses the leader, then I doubt they'll get one willing to reduce the power of the gov

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>>75494727
Aw man but I hate commies
Sorry to hear about your dogs tho, even reds deserve good doggos. Can you not keep them in the house or something?

>>75493213
>just gradually decrease their water and gas supplies
>pay some pirates en route to their ports and assure them safe route but meh dedication to it

>>75495277
>The demonstrations thing is kinda messed up tho, I don't think the gov would want to loosen their grip and allow people to protest since it might lead to an overthrow/ reform that takes power away from the gov.
It's weird because in China and Vietnam which are communist countries, protests are sometimes common regardless if they fail at reforming the government or not. In Laos it is different, they are way too rare because its civil liberties are less free.

>>75493353
kek
1/52 of indo pop
1/20 of phil pop
1/6 of malay pop
How is Singapore even a nation?

>>75495420
Chinese protesters gotta watch out tho cause their gov cracks down hard
Vietnam I dunno, they beat america so that's cool
What's surprising is China is stronk like bear, but Laos is poor and the people are hungry. I mean sure there are prolly starving folks in China, but at least their economy is strong (all those sweatshops)

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>>75495352
Pillage and reap singaporean girls

>>75495633
the hair color is correct since most sg girl would dye their hair
eyes should be needle size

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When will it rain again?
I'm sweating beads when I go out

>>75496396
its dry season
wait till the end of december

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> tfw no mango/ animu about chess

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>>75496575
I remember when the nerds in my hs were crazy about chess and would play everday, fucken nerds
(Chess ayt tho)

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>>75496680
most ppl are too dumb for chess, i understand

>>75496680
We play games of the generals

Me and my mates ven become a "varsity" team

e4 master race

Queen Gambit can fuck herself

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>>75496544
Damn global warming
we're the first ones who're gonna go

>>75495550
>Vietnam I dunno, they beat america so that's cool
They are more anti-China, a lot of protests occuring in the country are like that. And Vietnam-US relations are good especially going as far back as South Vietnam.

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>>75496880
There's a free program called Salpakan Na where you can play game of the generals with middle aged men and shut in teens

>>75493054

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I love you but I hate you

>>75493976
>>75494292
Do they eat them or what?

>>75497391
Noone knows.

>>75494147
I guess we're supposed to be fubus but after last night's awkward conversation, we'll probably never see each other again lmao

>>75497446
>man loses fubu over anime
kek, he dun goofed

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name my band

>>75497391
>>75497424
Most likely so.
F for doggo

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>tfw no gf to giggle with while governement and isis fight over your city

>>75497594
The Faggots Three

middle guy is hailing a bus
left is showing how he holds a dick
right's forehead is off the charts

>>75497594
ayy that's a cool logo

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>>75497594
>he doesnt know rizal was secretly a nazi supporter

>>75496680
What the hell is "ayt"?

>>75497755
rizal hailing public transpo
>>75497812
alright. I'm hip n shit dawg

>>75497857
Ah, ayt.

>>75497534
If only he wasn't such a feeler. But he's probably not that interested anyway

>>75497888
>>75497857
AIGHT

>>75497888
pretty cool lingo my man

Just how many genuine girls in /asean/ anyway?

>>75497888
>>75497949
AYT AIGHT AYT
It's better when it's said than written I suppose

>>75498010
All except mkl

A fun year.

>>75497905
Don't sell yourself short unless you're 100% ugly
dats loser talk right there

Also having reread the thing, you sure he wasn't asking why you were suddenly interest in anime? Nigga might have been suspicious/defensive since you were asking about his cherished hobby

>>75498010
Like, 1 for sure
maybe 2 if malayqt ain't fake
maybe 3 if that one flip in this thread really is a grill

>>75498243
Four for Fatin

>>75498247
I'm counting six cows, nine if some of those things in the back aren't trees
11 if you count the grill's cowtits

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>>75497755
Nice

>>75498332
ah yeah forgot about her, kinda uggo anyway and a foureyes
good alliteration tho

>>75498243
Countless pinoys (with one spaniard) have been exposed and only one confirmed girl? How many pinoys do we have to sacrifice to get another girl?
Malayqt please do the timestamp again.

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I am grill, trust me

>>75498186
He asked what's with the sudden interest and I answered him. Then I jokingly asked if the anime talk excites him because he's suggesting a lot and he replied with "lol no did you think I would be like 'That's hot' or something haha"

I legitimately liked the movie he suggested so I asked for more suggestions but he thought I was doing it just so he will think it's hot. Jfc

>>75498448
I trust you

>>75498010
I would do timestamp but I'm not that autist yet

>>75497594
Can we get a shopped version with MKL, Jovelyn and Flipbong(spaniard)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZyopK-jsIM

Shamefur display!

>>75497594
These guys should meet a skinhead or a KKK member.

They'd instantly lose their Hitlerboo/Germanboo phase.

>>75498567
Nobody forces you but we'd be really happy to welcome another girl.

>>75498498
ahhh I gets I gets
nigga was def spazzing out, and is definitely a feeler if that was on his mind
Weeb was starting to show you his true power level
>>75498567
asean weebs show her some more anime so she get's autistic

>>75498787
gets* I guess I'm also retarded, maybe that's why I'm on asean
>>75498699
wuts wrong with Katipuneros goy

>>75498570
could we also get an updated asean comp

test

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Anyone here also from DLSU? Let's meet up so I can laugh at you

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>>75498647
Is this in Borneo?

Who here is an avid reader?
I fucking love books
and I love fucking books

>>75499063
apparently, Orang Utan can only be found in Borneo

>>75498787
yeah no thanks. I thought we get each other since we laugh at normies and share memes and shit but nah

>>75498979
What about someone not from DLSU??? Also, happy t tomorrow HEHE

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>>75499180
Damn, Indonesia or Malaysia territory? Never encountered Orang Utans here before

>>75499341
Both, have seen documentary about them. Their habitats were destroyed thanks to those palm plantation.

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>>75499241
More like happy I go home right away cause I'm 2-4 years older than most of them cause I shifted around too much and most of my friends graduated already
Where u from boi
>>75499197
best part is he probably doesn't know he goofed, and when he does- pic

>>75499341
Was that a monkee? Thought it was just MKL
seriously tho, not looking at it cause sad animals is sad

>>75499341
http://sains.kompas.com/read/2013/07/30/1939369/Pony.Orangutan.Korban.Pelacuran.Itu.Siap.Hidup.Bebas.Lagi
Why people pay for orang utan sex is beyond my understanding

>>75499611
PUTA DE MACACO

>>75499611
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>>75499472
>tfw I got two (You)s from one anon
somewhere along Recto lmao

You don't use tinder, do you?

Daily reminder that filipino's military is a joke and shouldn't be take seriously under any circumstance no matter how good looking uniform they have

>>75499932
Can't really disagree with Vietnam

>>75499993
https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/pictures-isis-attacks-philippine-army-convoy-marawi-many-armored-vehicles-captured/?utm_medium=ppc&utm_source=push&utm_campaign=push+notifications&utm_content=English
Oh boy I sure love some free AT gun and a couple of APC

>>75499896
ayt meet you at recto tomorrow at 12

I did and it was fun swiping left on all the uggos, and I lost my shit when I saw some of my old elem/hs classmates.
Stopped tho cause it was eating up so much time and I wanna get more swole first before I use it again

>>75500036
Maybe we should welcome a new neighbor soon

>>75499932
I mean if you guys beat america I can't really say shit
You think our uniforms look good? :> :*

>>75499932
They have good looking uniforms?

>>75500081
fucken hate muslims REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75500036
It's not destroyed

Flat tires

It will run out of fuel and ammunition

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>>75500081
Yeah, if reinforcement is coming I expect Free Philippine Army or some shit like that
>>75500087
>>75500089
Better than our at least
This is our standard uniform
>>75500133
>Damage control
Yeah it will, and your soldier will keep dying, a pretty good trade

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>>75499611
>paying for orang utan sex

>>75499932
very rude desu

>>75500122
Don't worry Du30 will eat those terrorists and save the day
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/rodrigo-duterte-terrorists-salt-vinegar-philippines-livers-50-times-brutal-isis-bad-mood-a7698706.html

>>75500183
It's not damage control

For vehicle crews its either perish along with the vehicle or leave it and scram to retrieve it later

>Among them were 4 members of the Philippine Army's 5th Mechanized Company, who died when their V-150 and Simba 4x4 armoured vehicles were hit by RPGs and the entire section was pinned down by heavy fire from overwhelming terrorist firepower. It was only after 4 days later that Scout Rangers were able to rescue the remaining 16 mechanized troopers, at the expense of some more Rangers killed in action, and leaving the two disabled armoured vehicles behind. The Scout Rangers themselves engaged the terrorists in a 24 hour gunfight before they were able to reach the disabled armoured vehicles.

>>75500243
hey when they sucky sucky for 5 dolla they can afford to be rude

>>75500269
I saw dutdut wanted to make a special divison for the NPA(commies) and the MILF(more muslim terrorists), asking them to fight the Maute
nice try I guess

>>75500183
Our uniforms are a decade behind modern tacticool trends.

We've bit the digital meme when everyone worth their salt are sporting Multicams.

>>75500309
>Implying those terrorist won't just take all ammunition inside and toss a grenade inside your disabled APC
>retrieve it later
ok

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>>75500269

>>75500437
Yeah and look at our uniform
It's WW2 era shit i swear to god

>>75500457
don't be fooled,this is all going to his end game of putting the country into a dictatorship

>>75500484
just change the helmets to something that doesn't mirror expedition hats

>>75500050
meet me at the biryani place tomorrow across UE at 12

yeah I went on a couple of tinder dates before and they're fun at first until you realize that you just want to go home. I actually met that weeb guy over tinder lmao

>>75500638
Yeah too bad all of our budget is now focusing on navy and air force

>>75500447
No more ammunition left since they were fighting for 4 days

Those terrorists won't waste their grenades to disable an already disabled APC

Even if they did it would not destroy the APC to the point of salvage and those vehicles get hit by far worse IEDs and still come back to the service after repairs

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>>75497594
*tips salakot

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>>75500089
cold war era camo+modern tacticool shit looks good anon

me on the left

>>75499896
The recto meme is really getting old and skwaterish

Indonesia :-) <3

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I've reached a point where even jerking off isn't appealing or makes me feel good anymore

>>75500972
Hello Ireland.

>>75500972
Hello reverse Ivory Coast.

>>75500970
I wasn't even memeing

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Why arent you touching muslim boys right now?

>>75500660
layo brad, anything across pasig river is foreign territory to me.

same, I guess tinder doesn't fix being an introvert. also some grills were mad dumb and were so normie it hurt
was his weebness not obviously apparent? or were you just cool with that

>>75501071
nigga I was, don't go to biryani place at 12 plz

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>>75501106
I want them to dress up too for the full immersion

>>75500839
>wearing plate carriers without plates

>>75501232
same, just isn't the same when they're dressed up as squatters or poorfags

>>75501268
kulang plates
they have to wait for the other guys to die, then it's their turn with the plates

>>75501133
Wew are you from pasig

Yeah he has a picture in tinder at some anime convention. I didn't really care much about his weebness because it wasn't the annoying kind.

Why do foreigners love Indonesia? We do absolutely nothing

why not malaysia/chinkapoor instead ? They're hard worker

>>75501474
Why do people go to the zoo?

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>>75501474
You don't need reason to love something because love is crazy...

>>75501106
>>75501232
Straight out of ARMM
Straight out of Marawi

>>75501212
I meant I wasnt memeing about Recto. Of course I'm not going to that biryani place tomorrow. We eat there sometimes tho. Not bad.

>>75501575
sauce?

>>75501536
but people don't love the zoo

>>75501575
love is timextrust, it has to be something

AAAAAAAAAAJJJJJ STOP MESSING WITH MALAYSIA AIRLINES REEEEEEEE

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Axis > Eris

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>>75501745
Malaysia at it again.

>>75501434
Paranaque represent gurl, on the edge tho, much closer to Pasay

anime con pic for tinder is kind of a red flag, but if the guy manage to go on a date with you I guess he wasn't a complete monstrosity
>>75501662
kkyz just checking, accidentally stood up a gf before without even realizing it, got an earful that night ( I thought she was joking, she wasn't)

Feed me local news

http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/malaysia-airlines-flight-mh-128-returns-to-melbourne-after-incident-on-plane/news-story/8b6f36d08bf5f11567665235e0066ed1

>>75501960
local Malaysian anon gets a kiss and a hug
more news at 7

>>75501960
_*Info Genk Motor*_

_Aksi sweeping Gengster selama bulan Ramadhan_

Wilayah Bekasi Selatan merupakan target incaran para gengster untuk berulah.

Berikut wilayah sweeping Tataran Gengster *Amerika Feat. Tengki Boys* di wilayah Bekasi Selatan:
Pondok Gede Permai, Pondok Benda, Bantar Gebang, Rawa Lumbu, Kemang Pratama, Jembatan Bekasi Square, Jatikramat, Jatimakmur, Jatibening, Ps. Kecapi, Pondok Melati, Jl. Raya Hankam, Jatisari, Purigading, Legok, Kp. Sawah, Grand Galaxy.

Kurang lebih 600 gengster akan turun ke jalan melakukan adu nyali untuk anggota barunya.

Diharapkan untuk tidak melalui jalur tersebut di atas 22.30 Wib dikarenakan adanya 5 orang korban tewas, yaitu :
1 Orang security Univ. Bina Insani
2 Orang pedagang sayur
1 Orang Gojek
1 Orang Wanita Hamil

Keganasan mereka akan kami lawan dengan sigap dengan meminta bantuan seluruh warga melakukan kegiatan Siskamling selama bulan Puasa.

Kami akan melakukan sweeping bersama seluruh gabungan Ormas wilayah Bekasi Selatan demi memberantas para gengster.
Apabila tertangkap tidak segan2 kami akan Membakar Hidup2.

Terima Kasih

*Tembusan*
*Forum Betawi Rembug*
*Front Pembela Islam*
*Pemuda Pancasila*
*GIBAS*
_Dan seluruh ormas yang membantu_

Gemuk pun nak orang suap lagi

I'm out for the night boys and girls, have a shitty 7:30 class tom. Unli-shitposting starting tom tho
MKL pls shave stache already, good luck with working out also (but you still gay fredrik)
Flipgirl pls update on feeler-weeb if he tries to talk to you again, I want dat lulz
>>75501714
preddy gud indog

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Assalamualeykum... :3

>>75501474
This, I'm still wondering why those random dutch/polish/irish/etc come to /asean/ just to say they like us

>>75502048
>A MALAYSIA Airlines plane has returned to Melbourne after a passenger reportedly tried to enter the cockpit, claiming to have explosives.
What a surprise.

>>75502117
ru ape sal

>>75502240
Maybe because they this country have some redeeming qualities? Cuisine, culture, tourist destination, media etc.

>>75502352
Ahahahahahahahahahaha.

>>75502232
Ayy binti Lmao

>>75502315
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighbourhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

I have become senpai.

>>75502527
senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai desu desu desu desu desu

Wonderful posts everyone.

>>75502527
senpai nak coke senpai
cepatla senpai adek cuma nak coke je senpai
please senpai nak COKE

>>75502352
hmm very correct friend, unlike our neighbor the only thing they can do is steal

>>75502285
must be indo since malay will go kaboom when the plane turning back

>>75502240
They just shitposting, dont take them seriously

>>75502732
Not so subtle, don't you?

>>75502240
it'd be fine if they're cool with us but they don't, instead they like/love Indumz. What gives?

>>75502285
Yeah, try it some other time. you'd be taken seriously if you joke about bomb in the airport.

> be my friend
> 2015 (if i recall it right)
> want to go to for uni
> go through metal detector
> metal detector detects
> go through security manual checks
> "what's on your pocket" says him
> "it's bomb" *giggle a little bit*
> justajokeman.jpg
> airport security is cautious
> take him into the room and starts to interograte
> "what the fuck do you mean about the bomb?"
> just a joke man, suck it up
> they cancel his flight and try to put him in bars for up to 2 yrs
> "w-whoa slow down old man, you fucking guys don't have any article regarding this case"
> "I'll call my pops, he's a lietnuant"
> "A lietnuant? don't try to joke on me"
> his pops turns up
> a fucking lietnuant
> goes fucking home
> ohyeahiwon.jpeg
> no fucking bars you airport security piece of shit
> 2 days later he called me
> months later i see a banner not to joke about bomb on the airport
> tfw i see my friend monument

He was the first to brought this up

>>75502732
All I'm stealing is your heart

>>75502962
basah pepek ina ni bang
awwww

>>75503152
basah=wet
pepek=vagina
ina=mother

>>75496575
>>75496680
https://www.facebook com/dilldough2017/videos/848280405308062/
Reminds me of this video.
>pinoy chess

https://youtu.be/_hwq4_U4xH4

w-weew, both sides are cool.
i didn't know the plunderer crusade got massacred the moment the invade.

>>75505247
It's almost how i imagine it'd be

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Instead of doing night prayer, you guys shitposting on 4chen.

why?

>>75506228
>he's not shitposting between rakaat tarawih
what a pleb

>>75506639
>>75506639
>>75506639

New thread

>>75506228
> implying we're not going to hell already

>>75502240
Hello kaskus :-)

>>75506979
>not trying to play along with malay posters
Hello kaskus :-)

Hello kaskus :-)