cheeky bit of arse edition
josh, hmm?
not racist but non whites should be deported
kpop desu lads
>>75479817
this
if you're brown you belong in the ground
not racist but it's only rational to oppress browns
>>75479718
This is literally entirely untrue and you're delusional to think so. I cannot stand Islam or Muslims. European citizens? Fine by me. Christian refugees under persecution from Muslims? Sure. Catholics, jews, any secular minorities, as long as they contribute, literally don't give a shit if they come here. It's only Muslims blowing people up
need to lick a woman's perfect cunt
If you're black you have to go back
>the attacker was a Muslim?
>all Muslims are violent killers
>the attacker belonged to a right-wing extremist group?
>lol doesn't count probably a false flag anyway!
the incredible......... stunning...... flawless logic of rorke
>>75479753
disagree
most of the older hominid fossils (pre-erectus) are found in africa
there isn't much evidence to support your theory
also africa has lots of primates and the levant has few/none 5
JOSHY
GIVE US A WAVE
JOSHY JOSHY
GIVE US A WAVE
*flips you off*
*runs away laughing*
>>75479873
"waves"
>>75479872
older hominids were recently found outside of africa
>>75479817
think they should be killed desu, also not racist
>>75479804
>>75479873
doxxing is bannable.
>>75479889
older than lucy?
regardless i doubt the new finds interrupt the trends significantly
I really just want muslims out. I'm not even that bothered by black africans moving here as long as they are christian.
>>75479871
The only people who say that are rhetoricians and trogs. The real logic is about ostracizing others in the competition for wealth and status.
>the incredible......... stunning...... flawless logic of rorke
Not racist, I hate everyone. humanity needs to die, 2bh. Also I never leave my house
Lads.
Most of you are sikhs so perhaps you can answer this for me.
Sikhs aren't allowed to shave their beard off.
They aren't allowed to touch it.
So why does it only grow to be a certain size where it ends up looking like a medium size beard?
If you can't touch it shouldn't it be touching the floor?
Or do beards only grow to be a certain size?
>if you don't support the scummy pikeys in the EDL you're a paki
the incredible......... stunning...... flawless logic of rorke
>>75479839
so you'd be fine with 100 million africans moving to britain so long as they were christians?
fucking cuck
>>75479871
How many right wing attacks involve blowing up children? How many invove driving a truck into crowds of random people? The funny thing is, I'm not even far right, the furthest right political ideology I can think of is Islam. Death penalty, corpral punishment, oppression of non Muslims, women second class citizens. If you really hate right wing things so much, how could you also not hate Islam?
good edition
pray up, piggies
>>75479949
there's a special comb they use where they can discard the hairs that get brushed out
eventually all of the hairs are going to break off at some point and then start growing again, but at different intervals, so it seems to maintain the same volume
>>75479949
hairs fall out naturally
everyone has a coefficient where the rate of fallout is the same as the rate of growth, so the beard will stay a constant length
(this coefficient is not a constant and generally increases with age)
business idea: let rorkes and rasheeds kill each other off
>>75480009
>>75479993
obviously not you complete and total spastic. that's nearly double our current population. I would like 100,000 or less migrants a year to fill skilled work sector shortages. Don't care what colour they are or where they come from, as long as they aren't Muslim
the frothing paki who was crying about halal meat is shitting /brit/ up again. just try not to blow this thread up ahmed.
anyone that uses the word edgy is a 17 year old redditor fuck off
if you havent eaten ate LEAST 1 pork product day, i got some bas news for you rorke... you're a sheed now
both sara and aisha have brainwashed their grandmothers
>>75479990
Don't have to support them, just have to acknowledge they aren't a threat, like radical Islam is.
>>75480066
>not caring if your country becomes african as long as they don't practice the wrong religion
you're cucked as fuck
hello
>anyone that uses the word edgy is a 17 year old redditor fuck off
It's time for a new religion, lads. I believe the masses of society needs something to fill that hole, so atheism isn't the way. Something modern, perhaps something future based. Alien gods
>>75480099
the original edgelord
>>75479871
if the attacker was a rorke he was probably doing the right thing
>>75480095
they're still dirty chavvy pikeys tbf
>>75480078
Edgy
>>75480127
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_of_Reason
>>75480127
alri ron hubbard
The pain, so unexpected and undeserved had for some reason cleared away the cobwebs. I realized I didn't hate the cabinet door, I hated my life... My house, my family, my backyard, my power mower. Nothing would ever change; nothing new could ever be expected. It had to end, and it did. now in the dark world where I dwell, ugly things, and surprising things, and sometimes little wondrous things, spill out in me constantly, and I can count on nothing
Mormons have come to my door two days in a row
>>75480102
No you're just a fucking idiot who cannot comprehend basic logic. We need a number of migrants, and if we ensure they are all educated, skilled, as well as not Muslim, they will be absorbed into the employment sector. Unless you can convince all white people to start have 4 kids each, it's the only way to sustain growth.
I don't give a shit about race purity, I'm not a fucking nazi, I just want everyone to get along. The only way we can get close to that is without Muslims.
>>75479855
same
>>75480188
answer it in your pants with a stiffy tomorrow lad. they won't be back.
Grandad said he'd disown me If i didn't vote Tory
>>75480204
>muh GDP is all that matters!
alri shlomo
>>75480155
I've written a 15 page manuscript on my idea of a cult. I've called it the "cult of the self". At its core is that no one exists but me, therefore you should just give me all your stuff because you're just a NPC
>work in 20 hours
grandmother told me she'd write me out the will if I didn't vote Lib Dem and keep the flame of radical centrism burning bright in the UK
would muslims be more likely to kill you if you're a christian or an atheist?
dad called me a retard again
The doo rags are back, fitted hats, snorkels and furs
Riker's Island bustin, still packed, what's the word?
Business idea: figure what this cuckio meme is all about.
>wanting england to remain majority english is considered a nazi viewpoint now
all is lost
>>75480204
>4 kids each
rate of replacement is 2 kids lad
you are a fucking nazi if you are some mindless capitalist who just wants to get a bigger and bigger population ad infinitum in the name of "progress"
the worlds already overpopulated, exacerbating the issue will only lead to more trouble
britains population is big enough already
behind my desk in 9 hours
>>75480274
up early today huh liam
hope the english get genocided
>>75480150
Have you met them? I don't doubt a lot of them are unpleasant, but a lot of them are just working class folks that feel alienated because their towns have filled up with radical Muslims. The EDL was formed in Luton, if you've ever been there, you'd know why, you'd understand.
Granted a lot of them are literally football thugs, but so what? At least their anger is focused at something worthwhile.
>>75480300
Liam who? Liam Neeson?
>>75480308
mashallah brother
need to have my work uniform on in 11 hours
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTCyZvb2Uzw
>work in infinity hours
mixed feel
what are the most left wing generals on /int/?
what are the most right wing generals on /int/?
what are the most left wing boards on 4chan?
what are the most right wing boards on 4chan?
>>75480323
liam is a redneck /pol/tard and inventer of the anyone remember the cuckio meme gimmick and the hello nigger gimmick
if your upper body is cold you can put on another layer
what do you do if your legs are cold?
>>75480341
>having a job
FONT
>left wing
>right wing
spook
>>75480384
get lost Aspergers freak
>>75480384
Someday your parents are going to die
>>75480274
why are you so autistic?
>>75480378
getting cold legs is a sign of runtdom
I wear shorts year round, your legs look after themselves
>welfare did the holocaust
Really deep book
seems literally impossible to get a decent job desu
Are Carol
>>75480401
I'm a center beak, 2bh
>>75480418
girl at my internship has cold legs. she's a literal runt, 5'2. probably weighs 80lbs. can tell her legs are cold bc they're so pale. probably will molest her and go to jail before the summer is up.
>>75480418
fucking hell can i do anything without being a runt?
>>75480444
SOURCE
>>75480458
such is runt life
>>75480204
>we need a number of migrants that are educated and skilled
fairly sure they're more valuable to their own country if they're skilled
and they're definitely not needed if you stop incentivising the human detritus already here from having more kids
post rare channel Us lads
https://youtu.be/Pq0kTmg4Fpg
>>75480003
phwoar
>>75480444
>tfw i'll never be the fuckboy of a milf
>>75480458
>live in australia
>complain my legs are cold
pls explain to me how you aren't a runt
genuinely listening
>>75480471
I suggest you not look
http://thefappeningblog.com/carol-kirkwood-leaked-21-photos/
>>75480472
come see me in my natural habitat at the height of australian summer in queensland and we'll see who the runt is
Interesting fact: Fat people get cold quicker than slim people.
Shitty circulation from all the extra fat means their extremities get colder much quicker than they normally would. That being said, they're better at keeping upper body/vitals warm because of their fat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0
>>75480425
the entirety of the austrian school of economics is desperate scrambling to fool the workers into hating socialism
>>75480521
this applies double to you nigel >>75480521
>>75480525
>>75480534
whats the orange thing with the red stuff on it lad?
https://twitter.com/arjan____/status/868175311694962688
>>75479757
short legs
meh
>>75480536
fascinating how little i care
saw some probably meth-addicted old lady with a slingshot walking down the street and when i looked at her she just said "crows!"
The new radiohead album is offensively alright
the 34 year old i matched with is a neurological icu nurse and i'm neet
ffs someone like that is only going to be interested in a high calibre man
>tfw a united ireland will happen in our times
Miss playing Hax with the /brit/lads late at night desu.
crows
hello niggers
>>75480639
just lie innit
amour wine
haine algeriens
pas raciste, je ne les aime pas simple
>>75480642
hope so, not even irish but i'd love how much agony it would case those stupid unionist monarchist twats
Being drunk alone is so much better than with other people
how much would you lads pay for a million dollars?
lets set aside the rhetoric and talk about the rhetoric
Love this stuff. could eat tons of it
>>75480658
hello racist
>>75480649
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~28243305ce259b703aa7d98969435af0686950fcccc25c7d3ffcc6f3005cd9c7c&pass=1
pw: willies
>>75480679
>running out of alcohol
fug :D
>>75480642
i doubt fine gael will be giving you any extra bennies mate
what happens to our trash? does it get burnt or do they put it in a field? how haven't we run out of space yet?
>>75480642
united under the union jack
>>75480732
Its all up in scotland mate
okcupid girl that i, josh worthington, am messaging just said she "smokes the occasional ganja" in those words. don't know if i can continue this
dreamign of the wales gf
Imagine if all the frequent posters of brit just landed in one big room together, just like that. i reckon the commie lad would get utterly laughed out and ridiculed until he left and/or cried, the couple of rasheeds would just leave because they felt uncomfortable with all the sniggering. the anime autists and awkward virgins would all go and huddle in their own corner and try to avoid interaction with the DEANOS, who happen to have a few cans of carlsberg and are offering them to the rorkes, who accept and say "sure glad those pakis left, that was a bit fucking awkward" some of the more extreme rorkes would probably angrily talk about immigrants with each other. Meanwhile the radical centrists and the deanos have taken to throwing nuts at the autismos in the corner. Aussies taking the piss out of everyone, everyone mistaking leafs for yanks, leafs getting offended, aussies laughing at them for it. Yanks trying to shout over everyone in terrible fake British accents saying words like 'lads'
haha banter
>>75480732
they bury it
>>75480732
landfill, incineration, recycling
>hope so, not even irish but i'd love how much agony it would case those stupid unionist monarchist twats
there's literally nothing wrong with mass immigration
>>75480736
labour-snp-lib dem-sinn fein/sdlp coalition when?
>>75480759
no one cares, yank
>>75480725
especially with Leo in charge
what's the dole rate in the UK anyway? In Ireland it's €100 for 25s and under, then €188 for over 25s, used to be €188 even during the recession but then muh cuts
*blocks your path*
Heard you've said some non-positive things about Wenger.
>dishwasher costs 16p per run
what the poo
It's 7:20 and I haven't eaten dinner yet, lads
found out today that george soros used to be a handbag salesman in northern wales
>>75480781
here we fucking go again
tory press will scream bloody murder about a potential labour/snp coalition for the next week
what did she mean by this?
did a big eat
>>75480759
me at the /brit/ meetup
>>75480800
this guy literally has learning difficulties
do not bully
>>75480781
would absolutely howl if the tories lost 20 seats after calling a snap election
no clear majority would mean they'd have to call another election again jej as nobody will go into coalition with them
>football
FONT
>>75480834
hmmmmmm
>>75480834
I don't think she's interested in you, m8
>>75480834
FONT
>country with both scotland and england in it
>hurr durr why are parties from both countries in coalition????
>>75480834
pretty sure it's possible lad, in fact I'd go so far as to say it's not that hard to finger your birds clit whilst doing her doggy style
>>75480862
>>75480904
snp are traitors to the british crown
>her face when you vote labour
I'm on xans i don't wanna dance
bit tired
shall I go to bed or neck this can of monster?
Ngl beibers new Spanish song is an absolute banger x
>>75480759
godawful post
>>75480694
40 hours of my life a week for the next 50 years
why is there no enp
>>75480789
jobseekers allowance is about £57 a week for under 24s and £72 for over, not sure about anything else
you get £30 a week extra if you're on the 'pectrum though
>>75480923
>>75480834
>internet whores
ack! disgusting
>>75480926
don't be an angry leaf, the aussies will take the piss.
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/869310335894925313
LADS
>>75480916
would you kill yourself for a thousand dollars
>>75480950
>yank
ACK! FOY
>>75480937
There is they're called the English Democrats. Just another set of far right nutters.
>>75480941
that's fuck all really, is it the same all over the UK?
I suppose the cost of living is cheaper over there compared to here, how much for a big mac?
am fairly certain i have absolutely no slavic blood whatsoever, but am afraid to do a 23andme test in case it turns out i actually do and have to kill myself
>>75480971
are you turtlerunt? you are definitely mostly serbian
75480951
literal 'tist dreaming up imaginary scenarios in his head
>>75480789
Is that per week? Might move to Ireland and become a scrounger.
>>75480759
good post tbf
>>75480949
that's a pretty cute pic
would like to do 23 and me but im too cheap
>>75480937
the scottish controlled media
>>75480956
Would laugh if May's majority was hardly any bigger after the election.
>>75480981
no
i'm not phimorunt either before you fucking start
>>75480956
more like brainletselect
kentish national party when?
How does the Welsh clan survive knowing every Sunday is like The Purge movie for their people?
>>75481022
never post again
might have diabetes
>>75481002
>paying to find out that you're dark white skinned
>>75480969
Living off bennies is only cost effective once you have at least five children. Also I think a big mac is about £2
post aestetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dYPYAMxviw
>>75481047
how to the UK's NEET's get by?
Just want a proper normie gf (perhaps a bit socially awkward). You know the kind that listens to ed sheeran and that sort of stuff. Probably votes labour and advocates social justice (not too much certainly not a full blown sjw) aiming for a secure respectable career like a nurse or teacher but nothing too advanced or time consuming.
You know that kind of gf
>big mac index
Tory labour coalition when??
>>75481062
sounds gay
>>75481034
you need a language to be a nation
>>75481059
They live off their parents, some get disability but it's much harder now than it used to be.
>>75481034
the hell is kentish
>>75481041
Why do you think that ?
>>75481080
You can just make one up like scotland and wales
>>75480789
Leo already increased my bennies tbf.
housemates all went up to London for a gig with some some girls and didn't invite me
now i'm sitting alone in my room shitposting on 4chan
>>75481062
Selecting the tiles with road signs when recaptcha asks me to select the tiles with vehicles and vice versa
>>75481072
The consumer price index is barely more complex
>captcha
>>75481087
paki
>>75481090
dad has it
i piss a lot and am always thirsty
get lightheaded and shake a bit if i havent had sugar
>>75481106
as it should be right?
>The next Prime Minister of Ireland is a gay Indian
HOWLING
>>75481094
Germanics out.
do you think i'd pull more 18 year old girls off online dating websites as a 30 year old with money versus a 20 year old with no money?
>>75481106
are you me?
>>75481115
you're contributing to breaking the system
hate when i select all the road sings when asked for cars and it's correct
soon the recaptcha robot will turn on all of us
>runts
>>75481107
virgin monkey sit
>>75480781
have they factored in the shy tories?
>>75481062
Sounds good.
I used to want a nerdy anime watching gf but after spending time around girls like that I found out they're utterly fucking horrible people with very large egos.
Guess that's what happens when you're the only woman in a group of 20 nerds.
wish thailad was here
>>75481134
no
>>75480997
haha thanks deano
>>75481157
how can you factor them in
>>75481157
what that
>>75481143
Doesn't bother me and he's Irish.
>>75481129
>since 2017
did you buy it the other day when captcha was down
>>75481161
thats gay
>>75481062
she wants this though
>>75481177
Hello underage.
>>75481157
shy tories literally don't exist, its a dumb meme
>>75481175
take about 20-30 seats off labour and hand them to the tories
>>75481186
uh, no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs
Most reddit video I have ever watched in my fucking life
>>75481106
you could have only done this to yourself by being an introvert and not showing any interest or socializing with them
>>75481062
Literally got a gf like this.
Plus she's got a degree from oxford so I can pretend that I'm smart like her and not some NEET loser.
>>75481194
all russians should be killed
doing a thingk about moving to alaska
ARE THERE ANY HOT ENGLISH GIRLS?
Any of you lads going to Glasto?
>>75481211
Seen people talking about this. The way this knob talks is retarded.
>>75481234
my gf
>>75481222
FONT
>>75481250
i was thinking more like Emma Watson
is The Golden One the biggest autist on youtube
>>75481228
do it if you can
>>75481243
>greenpeace
>worthy cause
ahh
>>75481265
then no
>>75481265
butterz
>>75481266
no
>>75481243
thats actually a really cool lineup
IT IS CHILDISH NONSENSE TO SAY THAT A BRITISH GOVERNMENT RULES BRITAIN!
IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH BRITISH GOVERNMENT OR THE BRITISH PEOPLE
THE GOVERNMENT OF THE WORLD IS THE FINANCIAL GOVERNMENT, THE POWER OF MONEY, AND OF MONEY ALONE!
>>75481300
who dat
still dunno who to vote for
Where do you fit?
RULE BRITANNIA!!!!
Caffeine, at least in the amount in energy drinks and coffee is the biggest meme going. It has literally no effect on you other than a placebo one yet you are still tricked in to buying experience drinks 'to keep you going'
>>75481266
you're just fat and degenerate
take the ironpill. respect women. be your best self. save the white race
>>75481311
this
>>75481311
not a word
keep getting uni emails about job opportunities and placements specifically for women
hmm
>>75481255
nah mate, litearlly just said I'm a NEET loser, just managed to bag a normie gf somehow
>>75481328
probably in the middle
maybe a bit right and up
>>75481322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqpAURVz75g
>>75481350
pls be in whitstable
might learn french
is it hard
>>75481249
your mom's a knob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkWxR_yP2ig
caught an escaped runt lads
>>75481211
great video
>>75481249
kys
>>75481392
everything is hard for brit
>>75481157
They never do. If they did they wouldn't be able to make a news story about how far ahead the conservatives are
no blacks
no dogs
no irish
thanks
>>75481408
delet
any /leftypol/ man in
>>75481408
not very nice mate
>>75481408
wot did 'e mean by this
>>75481424
here~
>>75481418
>no blacks
rorke
>no dogs
sheed
>no irish
good lad
>>75481424
Yes what time do you finish? Hate these late shifts
any irish man in
Are these texts dodgy, lads?
What's the point in talking to women if I don't look like this?
Nobody does subversion like the left, they are masters at it.
>>75481366
>gf
>not a normie
pick 1
>>75481424
leftist purge needed pronto
fuck all y'all
>>75481250
I wonder if she's just as annoying IRL or if it's just some internet persona.
Some of the stuff she comes out with is just astounding.
>>75481459
Sean Patrick O'Gonzales here
Scottish nationalists out
ideal gf:
not a filthy normie
not ashamed of dorky hobbies
actually has hobbies (texting is not a hobby fyi)
healthy amount of self-esteem
loyal
centrist
pale with black hair. thicc bum
wants kids
has goals
isnt dependent on me but doesnt take me for granted either
not a manipulative psycho
>>75481465
There has been scams about by people with lotto profile details contacting you anyway.
>>75481328
the Radical Centre
>>75481503
can't tell
>>75481512
what about english ones
I'm not one to blow my own trumpet, but the story of my life is the stuff memes are made of desu
>>75481514
>not ashamed of dorky hobbies
>actually has hobbies (texting is not a hobby fyi)
>loyal
>centrist
>pale with black hair. thicc bum
>wants kids
>has goals
>isnt dependent on me but doesnt take me for granted either
>not a manipulative psycho
literally my gf
you have good taste
>>75481532
>>75481543
Details.
>>75481532
ah yes, narcissistic psychopaths with no Y chromosome
>>75481515
I've never signed up to anything to do with the lottery or even any kind of gambling.
>>75481543
bedtime story time la'
new thread for the strong
>>75477426
>>75477426
>>75477426
>>75480759
What about the /burnthechurches/ lad?
>>75481424
Reporting in
>>75481587
So who do you think is sending it to you like?
>>75481532
>all invisible ""illnesses""
of course
pride leads to rorkism. shame leads to runtism. humility leads to radical centrism
>>75481548
tell her anon says hi xo ;)
>>75481567
>>75481596
why are the irish obsessed with oral storytelling
are you two travellers?
>>75481567
>>75481596
The story will come out when the time is right.
It's still in the making. I will have my moment and then the stories will flow.
>>75481532
>not irish
>has an easter lily on their twitter avi
ah yes, Celtic fans....
>>75481328
how is socialism associated with superstitious royalism
>>75481337
>save the white race
no thanks, i'm a big white genocide advocate
>>75481424
hey