>you wake up in las vegas

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>>75476819
holy shit, is this the most soulless city in the world?

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>>75477235
I mean, seriously.

>>75477235
Summerlin is definitely soulless. The rest is debatable.

>>75477287
>>75477235
I found it charming when I was there, people were really nice too

>>75477235
>>75477287
Yes, it's built on gambling, an industry where retards basically hand you money. Can't wait till global warming make it uninhabitable.

>>75476819
i didn't think i could actually wake up in a worse place than Buenos Aires, I was wrong

>>75476819
Laugh at their gay-ass hockey team

>>75477235
>suburbs
>mormons
>generic nondenominational church
>high school full of retarded suburban kids
>no green
>spanish shit everywhere

I would probably kill myself

>>75477235
>>75477287
Damn, didn't realise how bad sprawl in the USA actually is. How much water do you need to maintain this place?

>>75478882
A lot, so much so that the Colorado River is nearly drained.

>>75479191
That's mad. Being able to manage a city with millions in the desert is quite impressive though

>>75476819
already did that. very nice city if you're old enough

>>75477956
>>75479360
Thanks :3

>>75476819
It is like SimCity.

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>>75476819
Actually just got back from punk rock bowling today. Iggy pop looks like a leather blanket draped over a bio lab skeleton. So exactly like his venture bros character.

Red Rock is always beautiful.

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>>75483831
Oop wrong pic

>>75477235
>>75477287
what's the issue?

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I got married in Vegas by an Elvis impersonator.

Greatest city on Earth. Lots of gambling, the buffets are great, and the cheap liquor, cigarettes, and fast food are to die for.

The Erotic Heritage Museum is fun if you have some free time. Not amazing, but fun.

>>75482593
Simcity is based of American city's.