/brit/

They call Muslims cups cause of the prayer caps? That's just too cute.

jonathan bowden was an intellectual giant, funny how all the cleverest people are facists, funny that indeed

>>75471895
And I'm guessing you're as clever as they come?

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>>75471758
>unbothered

Lmao people post their DMs that they get from 'moderate' Muslims all the time about how they want to kill them and shit.

In the New York Magazine profile, Clinton opened up about the election and the role sexism played in its outcome with refreshing candor. Here are some of the highlights:

"What I was doing was working. I would have won had I not been subjected to the unprecedented attacks by Comey and the Russians, aided and abetted by the suppression of the vote, particularly in Wisconsin."

On looking at the geography of people who googled her WikiLeaks scandal leading up to the election:

"They were from a lot of places where people were trying to make up their minds. Like, 'Oh my God, I kinda like her, I don't like him, but she might go to jail. And then what about all this other stuff?' It was just such a dump of cognitive dissonance....I have a lot of sympathy for voters in a lot of places I didn't win, because I can see how hard it was."

>>75472168
she's literally demented

and we've got the british version in charge right now. joy.

Roll
Bap
Cob
Barm cake

>>75471895
bloody facists

It's happening again

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for tonight. tuna mayo, salad, bap, cookies, sweet potato crisps, BBQ sauce, lime pickle and Jacketpotato

Kicking off on corrie.

Taking a huge shit right now

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>corrie

>>75472357
what is that smell?

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>>75474849

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anime

dog is sleeping

just solved a Rubik's cube for the first time lads (have a method)

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>24
>balding

might just end it all

me

http://www.clickhole.com/video/devastating-watch-guy-realize-when-he-overhears-pe-6136

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>>75472104

>>75475085
my mate was balding and so was his dad, they went to Turkey and got hair transplants, it's night/day - you literally would not know they were ever bald

everything cost them ~£3k each, flights, hotel, treatment

or you could get fleeced by a harley street doctor for about £7k

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been browsing instagrams of random uni slags all day lads

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post strengthstandards
http://www.strengthstandards.co/#/

>>75475153
hairy arms are a-okay

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I have really bad jungle fever, lads

>>75475143
>turkey
nah mate. nah

>>75475153
moar of her

Lads you know in 20 years when all the old people are dead they will have a referendum to get back in the EU and it'll pass by a landslide

>>75475187
that's latinas for you. buy the ticket, take the ride.

>>75474878
NEEEEEEEEEEED A TIGHTS GEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF

>>75475231
>all the old people
Uk ageing population is increasing and there will be more old people than ever before

>>75475238
I live in the south buddy, I know it well

>>75475213
stay bald then lmao

>>75475129
me in the back

>>75475217
https://www.instagram.com/christchristina/

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>>75475244
same lad :(

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Need a first car 1-2k

Don't care if its deano tier lads I am deano tear

hit me

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>>75475185
>novice bench press: 58 kg

London pubs are not nearly as bad as Paris pubs

I visited Paris after my London excursion, so I had the idea of pubs and alcohol fresh on my mind. The first Parisian pub I visited was within an eyeshot of the Eiffel Tour. It was small, and had cigarettes and condoms for sale behind the counter. The owner looked to be a stereotypical swarthy and sweat bald Frenchman who was flirting with some fat, ugly French women.

When he came over to me, I asked for some "aqua", which I assumed everyone knew was universal for water. He had no idea what I meant. He brought out a tall glass of dark beer and tried to charge me 15 euros for it. I walked out, and afterwards I saw him selling cigarettes to what appeared to be a bunch of young French brats

Another night I was in the mood for some fine French cheeses. The waiter still did not know what "aqua" meant, so he gave me a glass of ice. Then he finally brought out a glass of nasty distilled water. I ordered my cheese. The "chef" forgot to take off the plastic wrapper on a bit of it.

Paris is shittier than London

need a dancing gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqj8EL0i_X0

>>75475256
yeah but most of the ones over 60 now will be dead

>>75475129
that apron looks comfy

>>75475260
>texas
>south
lad...

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new santan dave lads
i know you lads aren't ready for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N7V2fkpJqk

>>75475301
do I look like Top Gear? fuck off mate do you own research

Love how career internet edgelord Rorkes pretend to give a shit about innocent teenagers when it comes to suicide bombings in a pathetic attempt to hide their distaste for it as anything more than an extension of their hatred for muzzies

just talk straight, rorke

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>75475333
my city is 33% white

If all muslims are terrorists how come they haven't all exploded yet? Checkmate Rorke.

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>need to do a poo
>just showered

>>75475364
yeah you look like top gear what the fuck are you gonna do about it you top gear looking cunt

>>75475324
are you braindead? the elderly population is piling up, they are increasing

>>75475185
are these 1RM or for reps?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4vWR5BpDdQ

business idea: socialist republic of britain

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>Paul Joseph Watson

>>75475231
people get more right wing as they get older

>>75475408
>repetitions: 5

>>75475361
British rappers are cringey as fuck

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BLEACHED

>>75475389
hello liam

>>75475422
I know that this is a sombre video but I can't help but snicker at his accent. It just sounds so comical

why is it that people obsessed with the gym always work in white collar bourgeois professions and not working class jobs

>>75475473
alri

think we have a teenager in our midst
>>75475231
>>75475324

fuck off riley

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>>75475185


my bench is utterly tragic

>>75475463
don't cry

>>75475231
In twenty years, the EU will not even exist

>>75475470
Need a big chebs asian gf and also a tights gf

>>75475498
Do manual labour for a week and you'll see. It's absolutely exhausting and at the end of the day all you want to do is shower and lay down.

>>75475498
manual labour is free gym

>>75475523
post your legs t-rex ass nigga

Never met a white person that I liked (Corbyn is an exception).

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>>75475185

just put my actual maxes in there

love pints

>>75475577
even better, it's gym that pays

>>75475580

nah too many faggot benders on here

Ah yes spastic italians and spanish gathering and being loud again

Cant wait to leave the EU

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>>75475498
hmmmm I wonder why

>>75475558
joe smith jr does manual labour and is a professional boxing world champion

dedication must be ridiculous

>>75475231

fucking retard

>>75474878
>>75475244
>>75475294
>Letting girls walk around showing everyone their legs
Cuckolds

This is my first time on /brit/ in just over one year.

How is things going lads?

>>75475577
it's quite different to a gym. gym goers just gain muscle for show, rather than any practical application.

>>75475612


spaniards are the fucking worst

at least we spend money abroad

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>>75475185
pl lad here

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>gym goers just gain muscle for show, rather than any practical application

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>>75475650

nice reverse psychology rasheed

>>75475650
god if i was a paki i'd want a tights gf 10x more

>>75471758

remember that time muslims murdered a bunch of people for a drawing? Good times. Or how about the times mussies threw people accused of being gay off a roof? Such a resilient unbotherable people

>>75475581
Yeah whites aren't bad when they give me free stuff

>>75475671
but you leave stool in pool

heading out to Mr. Pakis corner shop for some Amber Leaf and a Lucozade.


You lads want anything?

>>75475721

islam exterminated

>>75475696
>Not getting your wife to wear tights in the house
If it is for you, why show it to everyone else?

>>75475693
Hey, if you are into having other men fuck your wife with their eyes, that is your business.

>>75475689
Carry on with your isolation movements, restrictive dieting and visible abs. Perhaps this will allow you to attract a clueless cardiobunny whore of a gf. Not my style. Never has been. Never will be. No you see I will attract a much more intelligent and perceptive female partner. One who has an appetite for a real man who can call upon his body to unleash a lethal amount of force as one kinetic chain.

>>75475313
The pigger is writing upside down
This cartoon does not work.

>work
>start a family
>die

Don't really see the appeal of this if I'm honest

>>75475751
raising my social status by being able to flaunt an attractive wife and other men not being able to have her

my mixed race cousin loves sharing britain first posts

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>amber leaf? den gram? are you joking my friend?

>>75475791
dying seems appealing

Thoughts on Buxted and/or Haywards Heath?

>>75475793
You should raise your social status by being of value to the community. By becoming a doctor, teacher, police officer or something else worthwhile.

>>75475751
Nothing wrong with showing off your valuable possessions buddy

>>75475802
does his name begin with a Z

had a bit of an awakening desu lads
i feel like a lot of my sense of not belonging and purposelessness originates from my family
i think it's important to have a family job, or a strong family history and a family destiny that you should push your kids to achieve
you need to make your kids more than themselves, they need to be an extension of the single organism of the family reaching through time towards some sort of goal

I want to buy a pack of cigarettes but I have no idea what to ask for or how to ask

>>75475807
giggled at this post

>>75475845
Deliberately causing envy in others is sinful and reveals your own pride, which is also sinful. Both for you and for them.

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Having a think

>>75475855
would fedora this post but cba

>>75475828
I looked at Haywards Heath on street view once, it looked comfy. Whole of Sussex looks pretty nice, really

>>75475836
it's the same as driving a flash car around
saudis have no problem with that

paki life lessons
if they actually applied them, maybe Pakistan would be an alright place
same goes for most muslim countries

>>75475836
police officers don't have high social status

neither do teachers

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>people living in the DPRK are not brainwashed, they live seemingly pretty normal lives
>They eat sweets

WEW

Is it true that she once got sectioned? Can't imagine that.

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dont care if it hurts

i wanna have control

i wanna perfect body

i wanna perfect soul....

i want you to... notice...........

when im not... around........

you're so fucking special........ i wish.... i was special...................................................

>>75475860
"can i get a pack of reds boss?"

>>75475892
Saudis are full of pride, they are a very sinful people. I think it will lead to the destruction one day.

>>75475906
That is because western society values people like pop stars and Jewish film writers above good ordinary people.

>>75475908
does she realize that dprk is far from communist and is staunchly authoritarian?

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>>75475908
christ alive

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>they ask me where the hell
>I'm going
>at a thousand feet
>per second

>>75475836
HAHAHAHA unless I am gay or a woman, right? Then I should be whipped publicly or made to stay at home and wear a bin bag if I have to go outside, right? Subhuman backwards primitive culture

>>75475855
yeah
always felt a bit jealous of kids at school who would inherit the family farm or whatever

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40095102

>all the tweets are Jewish
fascinating

>>75475868
People shouldn't have to censor themselves because it makes you envious lel. That's your own problem.

>>75475868
*builds gigantic ugly new money gold building*

i'm jewish and proud to be jewish

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>>75471758
>unbothered
>takes the time to reply to a literally who tweet

slowly coming to the realisation that I'm not a nice person, am boring and probably not fun to be around

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left: me before becoming a wagecuck

right: me currently

a terrorist lecturing me on morality

fancy that

Man alive! There are...men...alive...in here

>>75475908

I hope she gets to go and ends up in a labor camp

>>75475961
It does not bother me. But it does cause envy in others. It is a job of government to regulate the morality of people, and to try to minimise sin.

>>75475965
see first reply
>>75475937

>>75475951
>Defending gays
Enjoy hell

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How does this make you feel?

>>75476012
*minimize

>>75476017
claustrophobic

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>>75476012
>It is a job of government to regulate the morality of people, and to try to minimise sin.

>>75475989
I am a nice person, just not a good one

>>75476017

Want to do this, but with girl bums

>>75475908
jesus

i knew she was insane but before i thought it was only in the typical "sjw who doesn't know what communism actually is" way

Wtf I love Pakistan and Islam now
>>75475937

>>75475846

no

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>>75476012
>Enjoy hell

>>75476067
this but i would also like them to be farting all over me

shitposting does NOT represent me

>>75475908
>>75475946
>>75475947
This is the same person who autistically screeches about white people using inoffensive slang words:

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=from%3Acattocomunista_%20aave&src=typd

>>75476045
>>75476086
Back to >>>/lit/

>>75476087
this but i would also like them to be shitting all over me

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>>75475989

>>75475946

Has there ever been a communist country that didn't end up authoritarian? Communism is authoritarian by its very nature

>>75476012
Nah there shouldn't even be a government

>>75476017
somewhat repulsed

but then i look at the cheeky face he's pulling and i can't help but laugh

>>75476118
yeah the [insert some meme part of a country that lasted 2 months before collapsing] worked really well

>>75476101
what the fuck if AAVE

>>75476101
agree with her PURELY because it winds me up when faggot fucking lefties talk like that

>>75476118
non authoritarian communism would end up very anarchistic and that wouldn't be good for anyone

>>75476101

Honestly surprised that she's a christian, and not atheist, 2bh

>>75476125
6, 2, 5, 3, 1, 7, 8, 4

>>75476143
African American Vernacular English. Or "nigger speak", as certain corners of 4chan would call it.

Basically she thinks she can police how people express themselves.

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>>75475908

she took mirror selfies after being sectioned for self harming, see if i can find any pics

>>75476118
>Communism is authoritarian by its very nature

Communism broadly speaking is the antithesis of authoritarianism, you're referring to Leninism/Stalinism

>>75476176
She pretends to be Catholic because she wants to be oppressed, and she talks about her Irish roots even though I'm willing to bet she's only a quarter Irish, at the very most.

>>75476169

in what sense? i don't see lefties (commies) talking in obongospeak

>>75476193
looks like the girl who played matilda kek

>>75475989

Im a nice guy but girls dont see that

>>75476012
You're a backwards idiot. You preach about community and making something of yourself, but treat women as second class citizens, kill people for menial crimes. Just a week or so ago somebody was beaten to death in Pakistan with table legs and chairs by a Lynch mob of 30 or more people. The victim had apparently said something they deemed blasphemous. Nice 'community' you got there. Ever wonder why your most of your shit hole country doesn't get electricity 24/7, or why you don't have good drinking water? It's because you're fundamental religious lunatics who let your backwards primitive ideology get in the way of actually progressing, having any sort of functional community.

The west might not be perfect, but at least it's not a third world shit hole without reliable electricity or drinking water, filled with people who would chop your head off in the street if they mistook you sneezing for blasphemy

Fuck off

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Doing a lift

>>75476236
shan't
rorketism

>>75476193
She's taller than I imagined desu.

>>75476195

>you're referring to Leninism/Stalinism

same thing

sucking my nigger mate off tonight

yes, i am a young, progressive, 18-year-old uni student

yes, i am voting labour

no, nothing you can do will stop me

>>75476236
btfo

>>75476224
"um sweety"
"um honey"
clapping emojis
"iconic"
gifs of beyonce
etc etc

>>75476259
She's a big girl

ejecting a log of undigested food and recycled red blood cells from my anus

>>75476260
hence why I included both

>>75476258
of course you shant you clueless brainlet paki

CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS

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>>75476101
she's oblivious to the concept of confirmation bias

yes, i am a young, progressive, 18-year-old uni student

yes, i am voting conservative

no, nothing you can do will stop me

>>75476296


"um sweety"
"um honey"
clapping emojis
"iconic"

that's 85iqspeak now?

>>75476272

What if I murder you?

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authoritarian communism is good

>>75476224
yaaaaaaaaaaas

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How does this make you feel?

how the fuck did i survive for 4 years without my mummy cooking for me

>>75476327
you sound like a bitter little virgin

>>75476347
yes
lefties think it's hip and trendy to act like female ghetto dwellers

>>75476220

judging by her surname she's probably about that, yes. also she was born and raised in england, she's fucking english the absolute cretin.

>>75476374
insert benis :DDD

>>75476374
beaches like that dont exist in the uk

>>75476324

No I mean same thing as communism. All forms of communism will inevitably end up that way, so the others might as well not even exist

>>75476385
why do leftists love black women so much?

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Bout that time, boys

>>75476374

>moonrune tattoos

dropped

>>75476383
you sound like an utterly useless human being with nothing of value to say about anything

>>75476374
breasts and face looking attractive

>>75476443
*cracks open a can of beans*

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wonder if his AIDS blood flying eveywhere infected any survivors

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>ywn work with aisha on a collective farm and kiss her while she reads her catholic socialist books

>>75476257
RIP your back

gay people honestly disgust me

not homophobic, they just gross me out. simple as

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>>75476193
>remain voter

need a pints gf

How can you call yourself a christian and support the literal godless heathen ideology?

if aisha is a catholic surely she must be going to hell for having premarital sex

just measured my face, 23cm height, 15 cm width.

7 lower third
7.5 middle third
8.5 upper third

PLEASE LET ME DIE PAINLESSLY AND QUICKLY

>>75476501
gay blood is contagious as well

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>>75476483

you can't get aids from sucking a pozzed dick

if someone correctly guesses my birthday i will post a picture of my arsehole and bollocks

>>75476339
She always suddenly discovers new things and then talks about them like she's an authority on the subject.

I used to follow her way back in the day, before she was a buzzword spouting SJW and she used to just shill Indie bands. She would always suddenly namedrop some generic band and then spend 2-3 days talking about how much she loves them before moving onto another band and never mentioning the previous band again.

>>75476627
23rd October x

>>75476627
may 30th

>>75476570
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_communism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_theology

no but "happy holidays" being pushed by companies and governments implies a level of cultural suicide. dumbasses who make pig jokes arent trying to neutralize any cultural differences, they're just saying "you are different therefore stupid". it's far, far less harmful to humanity than cold, calculating politicians and business excecutives trying to make the highest profit by destroying their own cultures and writing off thousands of years of history in the process. "happy holidays" is not for fucking inclusiveness out of cultural sensitivity, it's for more reach and more customers, because now western countries are very diverse, because governments want constant GDP growth and their way to do that is importing people and relying too much of foreign economies and foreign people.

what ever happened to that one commie roastie you guys always posted with the really nice body, buy had a massive nose that she was clearly self-conscious about? Like she would always take her selfies with her phone covering her snout

>>75476616
you can

>>75476662
>>75476663
no

it's in september

take in the yazidis and coptic christians

no more fucking muslims, they're all terrorists

>>75476695
no you can't unless there is a cut inside your mouth

>>75476501
>you and a nail bomb
Alt-Right isn't known for subtlety are they?

>>75476699

the 11th

>>75476651
ok so we can conclude shes just a common idiot and never have to speak about her again

>>75476699
6th

>>75476705
all muslims are terrorists
love pints

simple as

>>75476571

she just says she's catholic because it's edgy to be young and catholic now, and so she can pretend to be irish because that scores a couple of persecution points

same reason sara wears a liverpool FC shirt. professional victims they lot of them.

>>75476501


https://twitter.com/FlatEarthKKK/status/867569808199602177


>it's still up

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The irony of this coming from a Corbyn shill is clearly lost on her.

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>>75476105
>fucks goats
>fucks boys
>claims status as heterosexual

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How does this make you feel?

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What does cocaine feel like lads

21 and having done it

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>>75476721

It's a hilarious tweet desu

>>75476787
I only fuck girls

>>75476788
really REALLY horny

>>75476725
WHO?

>>75476788

I don't know if I like chubby/T H I C C girls as a personal choice, or because I have no choice at all.

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next level slagginess right here

>>75476788
muh willy

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British people on /brit/, please vote Corbyn. He is a good man who will end the wars against Islam, and he will tackle the Israeli problem. He will also build a better more united world. He will attack the oligarchs and build a future for all people regardless of race or religion against the rich who rule this world and divide us up based on borders and race and religion.

United we stand and divided we fall.

>>75476774

The mother of one of the Manchester terror victims has claimed her son would think "he's finally made it to stardom".

Figen Murray suggested Martyn Hett, 29, would "absolutely laugh and think it's amazing" his life was being so widely remembered in the wake of the Manchester Arena bombing.

His stepfather Stuart Murray claimed the events of the past week were "just so Martyn".

"This is the sort of thing he does ... there was always a crisis or a disaster."

Mrs Murray agreed there was "always chaos" with her son, adding: "He'd absolutely laugh and think it's amazing, he's finally made it, to stardom. He'd love it."

She said she had "no feelings of hate" towards Abedi, adding: "I don't think this person deserves any of those emotions.


http://news.sky.com/story/terror-victim-martyn-hetts-mum-hed-love-the-attention-10894191

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>>75476683
not much

>>75476571
yes
she doesn't care though
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/868572027275415552
https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/844296578001240066 filthy

>>75476811
I'm happy he doesn't exist anymore

>>75476857

No

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Hail to the Jan E Tor, Jan E Tor, Jan E Tor
Hail to the Jan E Tor, the janitor man.

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https://www.fb.com/jadeleighmusic/videos/10155362140013829/

lass from my school fancies herself as a good singer that is different to everyone else

Lovely Rita, meter maid
Where would I be without you?
Give us a wink and make me think of you

>leftycucks think islam is a race

HOWLING

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>>75476257

>>75476858


what the fucking christ have i just watched

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>>75476850

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>>75476899

>>75476850
people STILL delude themselves into thinking they wouldn't fuck a 13 year old

>>75476857
Brilliant post mate! Guess what? I'm voting for Corbyn now!

I want to be academic, confident and romantic,
but I just feel weird and overdramatic.
Daily reminders that I am pathetic.
When you're surrounded by it, it's hard to forget it.
I see your straight faces in the magazines,
the ones I used to read when I was thirteen.
Now I can't sleep for all these flashbacks.
Caravans and guys in bands and polystyrene hands.

>>75476843
https://www.instagram.com/gitahaad/

>>75476918
You wouldn't tolerate christian arabs through?

>>75476947

13 gets you 25, m8

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>www.fb.com

>>75476858


they need to be sectioned

>>75476899
HE GIVES IT A PUSH AND THE THREAD GOES FLUSH

>>75476857
literally rasheed

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>>75476918
no i don't

>>75476961
Why? Christian arabs don't constantly explode and behead people do they?

>>75476962
what, years in prison? when you're asked "would you bang" as a hypothetical, you don't take anything into account except the girl

>>75476850
>13 years old

Bullshit.

>>75476897
why?

>>75476811
>>75476501
I have a mutual friend on fb with this guy, the friend in common keeps sharing these gay soppy pictures paying tribute to him

apparently mariah carey tweeted about him, he was a big fan of hers unsurprisingly

>>75476968
I did fb.com because the actual link is blocked here
facebook bought fb so it just redirects to facebook。com and the actual thing linked

https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/680560217587879936
was she joking?

>>75476850
Slagtrek: The Next Generation

Also, jog on Thailad (on vacation)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4Ezruu1oeQ

Lads is this real.

Or is it next level irony.

I can't tell anymore. Kinda like you fucks.

>Talking about cheeky nandos and Watford to Mila Kunis

>>75476987
chuckled

post other qt socialist grills
https://twitter.com/napgenius

>>75477011
There was an especially retarded leftycuck on the other night who said that 'rorke' was an insult against racists, and then he went on to call anyone who didn't like islam a rorke

lol what a mong

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>>75476811
The fuck?

all muslims are terrorists
vaccines cause cancer
jews control the world
the illuminati is real

simple as

>>75476833
>girls
>multiple

Absolutely haram

had a really nasty spot on my back for like a week and I finally got it

ooh it stings but I'm really glad I did it

>>75476906
>Relatively attractive
>Relatively good singer
>Young
>Actually putting herself out there and trying

Stop bullying

>>75477045


she's posted censored photos of her taking it up the arse with a cuban/pali flag wrapped around her.

what do you think

>>75477093
alri 'sheed

>>75477102
I meant just as in gender.

>>75477121
PICS

>>75477028
>facebook
disdain for normies.jpg

saw alien covenant today. it was pretty bad

>>75476960
Would any of you genuinely have a problem with shitskins flooding our country if they all looked like her?

>>75477133


fuck right off janny

>>75477124
nice reading comprehension mongoloid

>>75477165
people only dislike mass immigration because they associate it with angry extremist men

i think part of the reason i can't get on in life is because i sort of like being a simple person who everyone feels sad about. i'll quite often talk to myself and act like I'm mentally handicapped (not a mong just childlike) . I do it especially in high pressure scenarios because it feels oddly comforting to pretend I didn't fail. I just didn't understand.

>>75477088
https://twitter.com/neoliberals

>>75477121
Post pics

do NOT reply to the mong

>>75477094

saying he's a "survivor" of the 1996 IRA bomb

it's almost like neo is code for jewish in a political context now
fucking reptilians body snatching politicians and making neo humans i bet

>>75477158
people forget that the originals are dumb as hell with caricatures and stupid behaviour galore . they are basically essential tropes at this point.

>>75477184
alri lad

https://ibb.co/eB58YF

the gf

love white genocide
hate whites

shant>>75477266

>>75477073
>ladbombs

Hope this cunt gets allahu akbar'd.

>>75477266
virus do not click

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>>75477194
That's Aisha's friend (internet, not IRL, of course) who claims to be a "socialst libertarian" yet spouts the same SJW buzzwords.

>>75477243
Pretty sad thinking about it.

been with the gf for 8 months lads....haven't said I love you yet, though I think I do hehe

Should I wait until she says it first?

>>75477121
Don't believe you

Abolish whiteness.

>>75477311
>commie cucks hate whites
What a surprise

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>>75477311
nice eyes tho

Might have a drunk wank