/brit/

I'm not British.

South Bristol

need a slightly dominant gf

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Queen of Brit

>>75467299
finnish gf please (note: not a helsinki girl)

>>75467272
I'm a big boy, ma'am!

drugs are fine now

>>75467264
>>75467264
>>75467264
Actual Thread fite me.

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just btfo'd this kid

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>>75467272
First for Russian oligarchs in London.

ah yes every job requires experience apart from the really shit ones

>>75467272
who is she?

>>75467272
need a brit milf to fuck 24/7 tbqh ngl la

let your mums know about me lads

>>75467343
>ma'am
FOY

Would absolutely dominate a dominant gf. She WOULD submit.

>>75467357
You were late, lad. THIS is actual thread.

London is a playground for the rich and famous

>>75467380
you're a 29 year old virgin

he is a jew

>>75467376
a porn actress called mistress T and I am ashamed I know that

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>>75467376
Misstress T

Drippy pussy.

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>>75467272
>all her videos are just the same

>Rorke's drift

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW22goJWh2A

have basically had a six day weekend

>>75467439
yes
wonderful

does anyone here unironically agree with corbyn that islam is a wonderful religion?

lads can i ask at the GP receptionfor a blood test or do i need to go speak to gp first?

>>75467376
Mistress T, god tier dominatrix

>>75467417
STOP. judging me!!! STOP!!

REEE eeeeeeeeeeeee EEEEEEEE eeeeeEEEE

>>75467412
Londongrad is a playground for future Russian referendum.

>>75467452
ah no, you're mistaken here friend, may is the one that thinks islam is a wonderful religion

anyone her got a dna test like on pol? how does it work?

>>75467330
>>75467330
so now we've established I'm not posh are you willing to admit the only reason you're too scared to read in the park is because you are a cowardly autist

And so I see a new, leading race rising to the surface in Europe, a race fearless and fable-like, without blood-shyness, without looking back; accustomed to endure the fearsome and to do the fearsome and to posit the highest in their goals. A race which builds and defies machines, for whom machines are not dead iron, but organs of power which it governs with cold understanding and hot blood. This gives the world a new look.

>>75467462
dunno why don't you ask at reception
>blood test
for what

https://twitter.com/brutofficiel/status/869562718960971776

Isn't he a bit too disrespectful towards the leader of his country ?

>>75467481
>>75467429
>>75467426
>look at one of her videos
>it's shit
ah yes

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Sad to admit that videogames are my most knowledgeable topic.

Did a walk through St.Anns square today. Very sad atmosphere desu

>>75467504

you give you genome to the jews in exchange for being told you're white

>>75467525
literally or...

because she did some really deep end stuff I think

>>75467503
he literally said it yesterday

>>75467520
nah that's paxman

paxman can do no wrong

>>75467272
Miss T is disgusting desu

>>75467520
In the United Kingdom, political journalists go frankly. British Prime Minister Theresa May has experienced this.

What?

>>75467525
she did also a blacked one, it's good

need the Mistress Elise castration treatment

>>75467559
>literally or...
wew I didn't mean literally
>>75467577
Not black don't care

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>>75467525
nice bait

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>dad is criticising nazbol again

>>75467508
think i might have a thyroid problem, hair is retardedly thin on the sides compared to top and back. Feel low energy, tired, slower, dumber, shivering due to the cold of 16 degrees dry skin dead libido etc...

>>75467520
Respect is earned lid

>>75467504
there are lots of different types of tests
having your entire genome sequenced and analysed while relatively cheap nowadays, is still pretty expensive for the average person

but basically you pick a firm, send some DNA and a wad of cash, they send back results

>>75467608
*criticizing

>>75467577
>one

my sweet summer child, she has a black bull she fucks regulary and she got fucked by a black pornstar

shes a dumb whore, but my god i love that ratface and tits, not into cuckolding and dominating shit

>>75467520
Jeremy Paxman is well known for doing this stuff and has been doing so for literally decades.

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>>75467608
It's alright lad soon he'll learn
>>75467657
FOY

>>75467577
>one

there are more than one anon

>>75467659
theresa may is hotter

>>75467462
you'd be better off asking a librarian mate

you obviously need to a GP

>>75467504
You send in some swabs of DNA, like from your mouth or something, and they analyse it. Its of a dubious legality and the real money will be made by selling the genetic information you send them.

>>75467272
Ashamed to admit I know who this is.

mistress t got a huge arse
brrrap

>>75467748
Proud to admit I don't know.
It's one of the rare moments when I'm proud of not knowing something.

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>>75467702

jp = vod > howard > kingsley > josie >>> oregon

>tfw area is so white that the taxi drivers, corner shop owners and takeaway owners are all white

Anyone else know this feel?

>>75467730

What if they clone u lol

hands and wrist hurt quite a bit

>>75467272
no!!!!!!!!

don't cum!!!

>>75467800
I have sick fetishes, don't weep for me

We will sing of great crowds excited by work, by pleasure, and by riot; we will sing of the multicolored, polyphonic tides of revolution in the modern capitals; we will sing of the vibrant nightly fervor of arsenals and shipyards blazing with violent electric moons; greedy railway stations that devour smoke-plumed serpents; factories hung on clouds by the crooked lines of their smoke; bridges that stride the rivers like giant gymnasts, flashing in the sun with a glitter of knives; adventurous steamers that sniff the horizon; deep-chested locomotives whose wheels paw the tracks like the hooves of enormous steel horses bridled by tubing; and the sleek flight of planes whose propellers chatter in the wind like banners and seem to cheer like an enthusiastic crowd.

>>75467808

WOULD NOT trust a white corner shop owner desu

>>75467807
Jp > Howard = Kingsley > Oregon >>> Josie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vod

>>75467365
why would you do that to a kid?

vaping is my fetish

List good pornstars

Orwell

>>75467808
Yeah I visited Lincoln once

>>75467893

me

>>75467808
my corner shop is run by a vietnamese bloke

Love the awkward interactions with FOB paki corner shop owners on 5 pound munch

Favourites are when the lad is obviously working here illegally

>>75467893

Rocco Siffredi

>>75467859
Where is this from?

>>75467919
pics x

>>75467893
The blonde chick

>>75467808
when I was a kid yeah

>>75467893
that bald bloke that's always shagging trannies

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the so called prophetpig mohammed piss be upon him

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Anyone else really fucking tired of being human? Wish you could become a demon, a dragon or anything else? (self.Incels)
submitted 53 minutes ago by Nyghtshroude

Seriously fuck humanity I wanna be a demon.

>>75467953
Marinetti

>>75467893
only oldies, like natasha shy, alice wonderbang, christine young
also alice white

was in Hounslow last week and asked for a lighter in a paki shop, despite there being lights in the cig section and on the till area he still reached under his desk and got one with the union jack on it lmao.

>>75467975

Ur dad's a pornstar?

>get my first ever gf on my masters degree
>she's a foreign student
>we spend 4 months together at the ned of the degree living together being neet gf and bf applying for jobs
>fall deeply in love with one another
>her visa expires
>i get a 4 day a week job
>tell her i'll visit in the summer
>can't because a bunch of circumstances due to work

interested in the bunch of circumstances or should i just leave it there?

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>>75467893
mistress kiana of course

>>75467893
Sheri Vi

>>75468000
I wish I was a girl

https://my.mixtape.moe/gobppb.mp4

free climber death compilation lads

>>75467950
nice

>>75468005

Fucking crying shame that alice wonderbang and allie sin existed before 4k porn and easy access to videos.

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Currently exploring Nazi Twitter and I must say, they can be funny at times

>>75468051
would you be my gf then?

>>75467893

Erik Everhard
Manuel Ferrera
Lexington Steele
Mike Adriano
Dirty Dan
Mr Marcus
Mick Blue
John Strong
Steve Holmes

>>75468034
legitimately could not care less

>>75468034
i don't really care about the details but i'm sorry to hear it didn't work out x

>>75468000
hey, Andy Capp was made famous here by that song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG4U-UTzSHM

>>75468086
real shame yea

>>75468034
don't care

>>75468034

FONT

>>75468061
why am I highlighting that link
why am I opening that
ahhh yes very good
mmm dead bodies

>>75468061
that poor fucking dude at 1:10

wewlad

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Caught some runts round my way

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>>75468000

can smell the fedora

>>75468130
do u like mylène farmer
been listening to her stuff recently and she's sound

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haven't had sex in two years

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Ears are completely blocked with wax lads

Just left it since spraying hot water down it didn't do anything

Now it's fucking killing me after couple months, constant headaches

>>75468119
>not listing are danny d
>not listing are Kieran lee

>>75468191
fully for shooting pest animals and do it however you want and however's legal (saw a video of one bloke shooting them with a minigun out of a helicopter) but running them over is cunty. They could be bleeding out for days.

>>75468228
warm oil lad

>>75468216
her early stuff, yes

Reminder that ALL incels belong on /r9k/.

Even normie paddies and yanks belong here more than brit 'incels'.


Brit for normies.

>>75468191
bit inhumane, but they aren't humans so it's all good

>>75468191
holy fuck

>>75468226
font

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>>75468166
>>75468164
>>75468126
>>75468123
yeah so what happened was that, i got upgraded to full time, but my holidays up to that point are calculated as pro-rata so i have a few weeks where i only have 4 days off as it were.

similarly i'm leaving this job and probably need to use the holiday time for movign cities and whatnot

shame because it feels like work has literally cucked me out of continuing my only ever loving relationship

>>75468191
cool dude

>>75468228
pipette a bit of warm water and salt in there and lie down with your ear facing the ceiling for 10 minutes

had a blowie this morning

>>75467980
Why is he writing upside down?

>>75468269
yeah i was talking about her first few albums
je, je suis libertine
je suis une catin

>>75468228
use a paper clip
unfold it as it were

and use as a scoop

>>75468191
would honestly kick you in irl if I saw you do that, to the point your face would have multiple broken bones.
and don't act like I couldn't, I could most likely batter 95% of the people who post here

if we're being honest the french system of noun then adjective makes way more sense than the english system of adjective then noun
The noun is clearly the most important bit of information

>>75468307
how long did it take the guy to cum?

>>75468323
are you british?

>>75468228

get the wax sucked out, takes about 2 minutes (After waiting 8 weeks for an appointment)

>>75468290
fascinating
*sips pint and walks away*

>>75467272
Would unironically pay her to batter my bollocks

>>75468340
fight me den

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>>75468228
I usually put some super glue on a q-tip and put in there

Let it sit for 5 minutes and pull it out and all the ways comes with it

Works every time

>>75468323
ah love kate ryan

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Incel became a Gatekeeper and now need advice. Please help? (self.Incels)
submitted 2 hours ago by TheFerryOfHades

I am an Incel in America. However, within my job I often have access to singers, celebrities and some others. So while I am not attractive myself I am a gatekeeper to those who are (my job is not glamorous but this is one of the perks around it).

Consequently, this means I have had a recent influx of quite attractive women around me. If they want to get to those celebrities, then they have to come through me basically, I am the rocky mountains they have to cross to get to the valley of sunlight.

I am pretty by the book so I have made sure that by using this power, I would do nothing that could bring ill-repute on myself. What I want is your advice on how I can maximise this. Not just for myself but for others as well. Eventually I imagine an incel army (the only requirements is to be kind and non malicious in nature), who like myself are not attractive physically but control certain levers to even the score and allow for once people to be judged on the benefits of their personality not their aesthetics.

Any advice you can give would be great. I want to help myself, so I can then help others.

what's the point in doing anything if you're not the best at it?

>>75468034
I feel like we all wanna know more but no one wants to admit it so I guess I'll just have to say 'don't care' and 'FONT'

>>75468340
edgy

>>75468352
nah

>>75468274
nor are slavs

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>would honestly kick you in irl if I saw you do that, to the point your face would have multiple broken bones.
>and don't act like I couldn't, I could most likely batter 95% of the people who post here

When I see pics of my own cock on my phone I get an erection

>>75468061
some of these look deliberate as fuck

>>75468385
>I am the rocky mountains they have to cross to get to the valley of sunlight.
exquisite

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Reminder that if you ever get a gf this WILL be discussed with her friends

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realise I could easily get a girlfriend if I wasn't so afraid of approaching women

don't know why I'm so reluctant to, it's not the fear of rejection but something is stopping me from doing it

that's the most frustrating thing, I know how to fix it but I can't carry it out and I don't know why

>>75468389

That's why I don't play video games.

>>75468452
not particularly worried given that my 'ly isn't a bad size

>>75468417
I am British, I love Dr. Who, I read Harry Potter, I love tea with milk and I drink cider

>>75468452
my gf died seventeen years from now

>>75468199
>us Incels get nothing but porn
Incels?

>>75468452
ex gf (not ex at the time) got drunk and told all her female housemates I had a massive knob (7x5.5 inches not that big 2 bh) and they all we really weird/flirty around me from then on

>>75468380
dangerous methodology

I've had several gfs and I'm a manlet

I hate to say this, but when people say "just be yourself" they're right

>>75468462
same
look up calhoun's "mouse utopia" experiment. You and I belong to a group called "the beautiful ones". It's a phenomenon closely associated with depression. It'll get better though, you just have to push through it x

>>75468462

Hmm, yes. Fascinating.

*walks away to talk to literally anybody else*

>>75468452
nice reddit image

>>75468494
i love brands and drinks

>>75468462
i overcame my fear of approaching women by one day going out and walking up to a random girl asking her whether she wanted to go out for a drink.

she said no. BUT the earth didn't swallow me up, in fact i felt fine afterwards.

Then i started being cleverer about it - asking girls to take pictures of me because my phone camera was broke, striking up conversations with girls randomly, if i saw a girl i liked eating food at the pub near me, i'd ask her for a chip or something etc etc

never got any dates out of doing this mind you, but confidence went up, because for most part girls just played along and didn't seem to care.

Ok so yesterday I had a client arrive who was blatently on drugs I asked him if he had been partying he said no. he couldn't get a hard on glazed eyes etc. Tried to bullshit me had been at the gym! Load of crap as he spent ages in my bathroom and there was white residue on the floor when he left. Anyway cut the long story short when he laid down on the bed and I started sucking his pinky I could smell a distinct shitty smell and he moved for us to get into a 69 there was a shit stain. And moved again another shit stain.

I could see at this point that he was trying to cover it with his damp towel from the shower and had realised at this stage what he had done with narcotics taking a toll your insides etc.I really wanted to vomit but held it together as I am a professional. He gave up eventually because he could not get an erection but left asking to make another booking for next week etc

>>75468462
*realize

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>>75468562
>if i saw a girl i liked eating food at the pub near me, i'd ask her for a chip or something etc etc

>>75468462
watch RSDMax

helped me overcome my approach anxiety, pretty much doing what >>75468562 says

>>75468562

> if i saw a girl i liked eating food at the pub near me, i'd ask her for a chip or something etc etc


*cringes*

>>75468633
>>75468603
they'd give me a chip.
in fact they seemed to like the fact i was cheeky enough to do something so brusque as that.

>>75468562

>going out and walking up to a random girl asking her whether she wanted to go out for a drink.

literal psychopath

>>75467272
lads

does FONT mean "fuck off nonce twat", "fuck off normie twat" or "fuck off neet"

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Something about being told off by a strong woman lads, there is just something about it!

>>75468672
yes

Fuckin cold lads

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>never got any dates out of doing this mind you

>>75468672
Normie

>>75468654
nah i dont think it sounds like a bad strategy for starting a conversation the idea of it just made me crease

>>75468672
FOWN

>>75468654

Well done, you discovered that British people don't like to say 'no' or have a confrontation with complete strangers.

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>>75468086
>Allie Sin
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1421905.html
http://blog.mlive.com/flintjournal/extra/2007/10/foster_care.html

>When adult filmmakers were looking for the perfect new girl next door in 2004, they had no trouble spotting Stephanie Draheim, a freckle-faced 18-year-old from Flint.

>But finding the same runaway foster child turned into a frustrating game of cat and mouse for the state Department of Human Services and an end result that state Supreme Court Justice Maura Corrigan told The Flint Journal is "very disturbing."
For 20 months, Draheim flew under the state's radar, running away at age 15 and ending up in Florida, more than 1,000 miles from the social workers who were charged with looking out for her.

>By the time she was discharged from Michigan's foster care system in 2004, Draheim was headed to X-rated stardom, performing in 13 different pornographic films that year. Some may have been filmed while she was still an 18-year-old ward of the state, a Journal review of court files and other >documents shows.

And I almost forgot Liz Vicious.

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>>75468672
So estimes all 3, I mean you have thailad - lives in thailand (nonce), has a gf (normie twat), had to get a job I am 3rd world shitholes hole (basically a NEET level existence)

Pic is me on the last one

>>75468228
Just go to your ENT physician dumbass

i only have to stand there for womyn to approach me

they're usually fat though

might piss myself to see what it feels like

>>75468659
i walked around for a solid 20 minutes around wonder whether i should actually do it (as in ask any random girl)

i couldn't bring myself to do it, but this old man came and sat next to me. i said to him 'do you think i should ask that girl over there out' and he smiled and said 'go on then'

so i did. when i failed to actually get her to go out with me, i walked back to the old man and said 'she said no, but you have to try', he concurred and then i went on my way, feeling good that i actually did it.

http://i.imgur.com/tIHdGlJ.gifv

>>75468792
just watch baywatch la

raunchy little r rated flick that

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>OI DARLIN, GIZ A CHIP
>AAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>75468775
>they're usually fat though
most women are fat

I'd be pretty concerned and paranoid if a non-fat woman approached me

>>75468807
That was an inch away from being on Liveleak instead of Imgur

>>75468750

Well aware of her horrific upbringing. It's pretty fucking grim.

Saddest part is how much she obviously doesn't enjoy sex for money or cumshots, but keeps on doing it.

Doesn't change that she literally had the hottest face and body I've ever seen in my life.

>>75468750

Her bakers dozen scene is great, must have been wanking to it for over 10 years

>>75468874
yeah imagine it just catching you and tearing off your whole back

help

just want a job that leaves me alone

hate people always saying i dont look in a good mood today
just have a neutral face simple as

>>75468061
nice

>>75468880
her face is familiar, I didn't know that.

>Are you outgoing, friendly and have a positive outlook?

no

next job

hate people always saying i look pissed today
just love pints simple as

>>75468845
disgusts me how fatties think I'm attainable to them 2bhwy.

and same i tend to cease up when a fit womyn talks to me.

playing picross 3d round 2

did that lad ever post his risotto recipe?

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>>75468919


>squinting because sun's out
>people think I'm frowning
>"cheer up m8, waheeeey!!"

>>75468944
hate this new thing of jobs of trying to pervert personality into jobs, as a fucked up way of keeping morals high in the ranks, despite the fact that ALL work is uttterly soul-crush

>>75468919
dont be so gloomy then you depressing cunt

Eugh. Think I ate some bad seafood, my stomach is proper ceasing up.

>>75468899
would like this gf

>>75468969
yeah he did in the last thread

>>75468845
>I'd be pretty concerned and paranoid if a non-fat woman approached me
When I was at uni a girl (my future 3 year gf) that was hot as fuck, skinny, not crazy etc started hitting on me to the point where I just had to accept she liked me and it wasn't some weird girl joke messing with the head thing, for the first 3 months we were together I was waiting for some weird bombshell like she used to be a man or used to be in a pyscho home or something. It never came, she was just hot.....still makes me feel weird

>>75468944
Hard to find a job without those requirements now

https://careers-carluccios.icims.com/jobs/1373/team-members/job?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed&mobile=false&width=1152&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=0&jun1offset=60

ah yes the scrollwheel doesn't work on this website, you have to manually drag it

shan't be applying for this job out of sheer web design incompetence

>>75469016
FONT

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haven't wanked for over 24hrs

>>75469012
First step is to leave your mum's basement you fucking zilch

The race war is coming, who will YOU fight for?

i have a gf

>>75469015
ok thanks i'll go and have a look

>>75469061
FOY

need a pet yank

>>75468900
That would be worse than just dying. Just a cm scraped off from tailbone to neck

need an alt-right gf

need to yank a pet

>>75469094
im working on getting one. but she's a bit shy and awkward like me so getting a conversation out of her is difficult.

>N.B. All offers of employment are subject to satisfactory pre-employment screening, which will include verification of your employment history and right to work in the UK, as well as checks against the US Treasury’s Office of Foreign Asset Control (OFAC) and PEP (Politically Exposed Person) databases and a Disclosure and Barring Service check.

the employment history and right to work in the uk parts I get, but the other stuff
ehhh?

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>>75469026
>max: 8.50/hr

Just saw a client I had seen before a couple of times who wasn't able to cum the previous two times. I kind of feel a bit of a failure if they don't cum. So this time I was hoping for third time lucky.

Started with kissing and a bj then moved onto the bed for sex in doggy. Finally after 20 mins he said he was about to cum and did.

I was concerned if he didn't cum this time around he might stop seeing me so was pleased with the booking and think he will become a regular now.

they make it sound like foster care could have made her an engineer.
pretty successful girl, in my book.

>>75469026
works for me
>benefits:
>Competitions + National Softball competition
>Team Parties
>Pension

why on earth would you want to be friends with anyone you work with?

>>75468972
i have photophobia (increased sensitivity to lgiht) which means i have to squint 24/7 outside

>>75469016
FONT

>>75469133

Nice blog Monica

>>75469021
90% of what they write in requirements is bollocks anyway, e.g. every single company here writes that they only want "the best" to apply, why even bother writing that? it doesn't mean anything, is it just a shit test to see who has the balls to consider themselves "the best" even though logically they're clearly not?

>>75469120
don't bother with her then
if its hard work even talking to her then its not worth it
my other gf earlier this year was like that, too awkward to be around even after a long amount of time

>>75469133
fresh story.

>>75468980
>job is shit
>not hitting sign up targets because what mental case gives out credit details for 50 bucks a month to a random guy on the street
>"just gotta want it more mate"
My manager in charity fundraising

>>75469016
>hot girl hit on me

doubt she's as hot as you think she is

lol

holy shit I can apply to be a glass collector at a pub

I didn't even know that was an official position and just assumed that normal bar staff do that

Will be wanking later to Allie Sin videos I downloaded in 2009.

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The gf

>>75469178
this, you gotta neg your employers hard at every chance you get

>>75469133
whats the escort review website you get those from

I could heem every single one of you.

>>75469196
>door to door charity sales job

quit lad. just quit.

I hope its not a comissions only one too.

any jobs I can apply for that have their own thing to fill in to apply, as opposed to submitting a CV, I know civil service operates like this.

I ask because I have been unemployed for over a year and it seems like a better way to begin searching for work since my CV is just dire

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>lol

>>75469062
Probably the 'sheeds - just makes sense in Luton

>>75469178
I just feel that I'm too honest to pretend to be the best at something even though I'm not

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are you unironically applying for blue collar jobs?

>>75469236
do you have a degree?

>>75469236
most graduate employers do this

ex.
atos
infosys
BAE systems
deloitte
PwC

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About three quarters into the 1kg jar of Nutella I bought 40 minutes ago. Will probably finish it all. That's 5460 calories haha.

What have I done with my life?

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clothes absolutely REEK of last nights vomit
still wearing them

>>75469252
...yes?
I don't have a degree, so I'm relegated to the shit stuff

I am the ultimate inside fighter, Like a middleweight roberto duran

once I close the distance it's lights out for you my friend

>>75469236
Supermarkets

>>75469252
i would happily work on a farm or in a forest or something
never had a job and the idea of slaving away in a call centre holds no appeal to me

>>75469184
im giving it one more attempt 2bh. she is slowly opening up. part of it is me too. bit introverted myself and I always irrationally worry that im bothering girls by messaging them and asking them questions etc. so never get confident and make any advances.

but if shes responding with more than 1 word answers and is up for a bit of banter that means shes interested right? shes even sent me a photo of herself. girls who dont give a shit dont do that right?

so im just gona take the risk and ask her out or something soon.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=50f_1496069165

AND HE LIKES TO SHOOT HIS GUN

BUT HE

DUN KNO WHA IT MEANS

>>75469250
yeah but if every single company in a field writes it then it's clear that almost none of them actually end up getting "the best", so i'd just completely disregard it as an empty phrase

>>75469236
NHS

>>75469255
>>75469276
yes but i am a failure who got a 2.2 so all graduate schemes are closed to me
>>75469309
tried all the ones within reasonable distance to my home

Really like playing as a healer in overwatch. am i a cuck?

>poll on twitter about election
>92% in favour of labour
Literally no point voting. Thought Theresa May had a lead, wouldn't let her walk my dog.

>>75469121
We had to run PEP checks in my last job - people that could possibly be exposed to blackmail etc due to their work of social positions e.g. current and former politicians, CEOs, CFOs, aristocracy from various countries and families of those people etc

>>75469298
knocked out mike tyson in his prime and I'm 23 so I'll only get better

don't fucking try it

>>75469323
so I should just blindly apply for jobs ?

>>75469331
2:2 in what lid?

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>are you unironically applying for blue collar jobs?

>>75469370
Fine arts.

>>75469311
yeah shes probably interested
just be direct, she will appreciate that.

>>75469218

http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=19487.1455

>>75469352
you'll have to be more subtle lad

>>75469121
Forgot to add, BDS is just the new name for criminal background check

https://medium.com/@JasonTLouis/portland-attacker-jeremy-christian-was-a-bernie-supporter-e8a7938405c7
the portland attacker was a bernie supporter who literally wanted to do this as a psy op about trump supporters
christ it's sad that people are being driven to literal mental illness and murder over politics

>>75469331
All me

>>75469331
errrr actually, there are quite a few grad schemes that accept 2.2s

>>75469352
Twitter is a liberal shithole lad, youre not welcome there if you dont hate white people

Choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsISfQAXE60

>>75469370
hair and beauty

>>75469368
i don't know what your situation is, just saying that generally employers exaggerate their expectations, i'd just apply for anything that's relevant to my skills even if i don't fit the bill 100%

>>75469370
biology

Where can I watch the Euro Millions draw live?

Have no idea about these things

>>75469452
Online maybe? There's probably a sky channel.

Can't say I ever have

>>75469399
yeh thats my main problem. i always pussy out. im such a chicken-shit sometimes (with women) and i hate myself for it. determined to change though so maybe this will be the one time i man the fuck up.

>>75469364
>he rates Mike Tyson

hello casual

>>75469208
doesn't seem always unhappy

>>75469419
ok I shall try again
appreciate the info

>>75469202
I mean, other guys would hit on her continually - I think I just made her laugh. I'm a fatty but so was her ex and her (current) fiance so I dunno

love communism
hate pints

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>hello casual

>>75469331

Go round your house and type in random companies + graduate scheme did it earlier for Nestle on a Whim and they have one. Some are badly advertised desu

>>75469506
fucking hell

>>75469506
Alright TM

>>75469506
what on earth

>>75469506
Stood at full attention ngl

>>75469475
Yeah, im generally quite successful but I get that nervousness too and often struggle making the first move

I took some xanax the other week and that whole second guessing yourself just disappeared entirely and my success with women got huge out of nowhere.
so try and act like you have reduced inhibition and see how that goes, even if you're cringing at yourself on the inside

>>75469235
I don't do it now this was years ago when Ipads first came out, it was hourly and we just stood on the street stopping people in Cairns.

>show them the iPad, it'll impress them
Genuine advice from manager

>>75469506
the shirtless silenced singer

>pakis threatening to blow up a bus in paris
>nothing about it on any of the major news sites

ah yes

>>75469477
top 5 boxers dicki
do modern era and all time if you want
>>75469517
ok nice swan lad, appreciate it x

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well slap my arse and call me sally

>>75467264
>>75467264
>>75467264

rorke tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXrnzOrZmmw

>>75469368
Yes

If you get called to an interview, you are considered.

Most people looking for jobs are actual idiots, and most requirements in job listings are ideals that 90% of applicants won't fulfill.

>>75469310
>slaving away
>call centre
Mate, as long as it's inbound it's normally 10 quid min an hour and chill as fuck

why do sargonite skeptic types act as if "science" is inherently neutral and apolitical

holy fucking shit dude