/v4/ + friends

>>75464850
you should flip it but i dont think it matters

huj kurwa

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>Lithshit with his 4chan pass was banned for sperging out yesterday
feels good man

>proper thread

finally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65xxn9zQf8

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>tfw I will never fugg her
found her on redtube desu but she used to be fat then

shit, I'm such a loserfag
just had an embarrassing/unpleasant experience with the kebab guy
I came there and it was a different guy, talking in English with a couple of other brown guys, they were all middle eastern but I guess they didn't speak same language or whatever, they were bragging where they live now
>you are from Syria?
>we live in Zlin, you know it?
>Zlin? what is it? no
>Zlin, red
>Zilina? I dont know Zlin
they just shrugged and went away

then he asked what I want and I just wanted to try my Czech
>jeden durum klasicky prosim
>he says something really fast which I dont understand
>sorry?
>says it agian
>sorry I dont speak Czech very well
>so why do you speak Czech to me when you dont speak Czech, speak English then
he looked kind of pissed off or something, I dunno
feeling kinda shit, I probably shouldnt try to speak it

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>>75465673
she's too fat below the waist

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>>75465673
>she used to be fat then

>>75465909
thats because you talked to a shitskin foreigner, a normal czech person would aprecciate your effort of speaking the language

>>75465909
>I probably shouldnt try to speak it
you should, he was just a cunt desu

on completely unrelated note, why the hell do you insist on eating kebab?

>>75466252
I didn't go to shop, it's raining really a lot right now, it's the only place in 2 minute radius

I mean, I will eat decent stuff in some Olomouc restaurant maybe a couple of times, I should usually have rohliki in the mornings but there isnt really much I can take back to my room that would be warm, there is no microwave here

>>75465932
>tfw she will never sit on my face

>>75466364
good, I dont want to lose another poster on this general

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>>75466433

>>75466355
>but there isnt really much I can take back to my room that would be warm
are you sure? if there is some kebabshit place around, there should be at least one "Chinese" (read Viet) restaurant in vicinity

>>75466544
there are about two restaurants in the area but you know, can't afford to eat in restaurant every day

>>75466433
it would be a death worthy of warrior desu

>>75466939
its not really restaurant in sense of prices, its bistro/fast food. and proper food for same price as kebshit

>>75467146
this
plus the portions are usually pretty generous

(spoiler)and you won't have a problem speaking broken Czech, since the staff can't speak it properly either(/spoiler)

>>75465909
brownskins in czech republic are often lebanese christians which is why their kebab tastes like shit (jew worshipper shits)

and why are you speaking czech to an obvious foreigner and not english

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>>75467643
OUT!

>>75465909
basically this >>75466201
the same goes for most europeans

>>75468431
except for the fr*nch

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poor sl*v fagots

>>75467643
>muslim
>calls christians jew worshippers
Really gets the neurons working

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>>75468801
>nuts with honey

wtf

>>75468801
clean your filthy keyboard. God it looks as if you took a shit onto it.

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>people are still responding to this tard

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>he still hasn't filtered the turkish flag

this is my post

>>75469561
this is a (you)

>>75469561
nice post

>>75468958
Nikdy si nejedol turecký med? Asi jediná dobrá vec z tej krajiny

>>75469668
too sweet for me

>>75469561
based

Is it worth going to shit job just cause of coworker

Guys, why is Warhammer 40k turning to shit?

Now everything can harm everything on a roll of 6+.

A fucking grot with his primitive pistol can remove a wound from a tank or a battlesuit. It was always funny game about space psychopaths killing slightly different space psychopaths, but it always kept at least the most basic semblance of realism.

>>75469888
no unless you are fucking her

>>75469949
??? vehicles are way harder to destroy in upcoming edition

Is it common practice for job to let you do something for first days without paying or making contract to "see how you do"? Im pretty sure thats illegal

>>75470709
fuck the qt and get out

>>75470709
Depends on the contract, if there was one.
Anyway, stay there only long enough to establish communication with qt and gtfo of there, looks like some fishy shit, unless you ain't got better stuff to do and need the cash

>>75466939
I hope you're planning on getting the classical czechoslovak budget snack, treska + rožok (rohlik).

>>75470709
>Is it common practice for job to let you do something for first days without paying or making contract
not at all, unless you are a 4chan janny

>>75471160
I have had some rohliky, with my favourite vajičkova pomazanka, it's my favourite morning/snack food

what is treska?

>>75471160
>>75471112
There is none they told me they need to see if i just walk up and down or if i bring any customers they want to give me contract next time i go there not sure though how motivated i am walking at 35 celsium with cedula like homeless and bothering people to buy tickets, legit if you walk on razusovo nabrezie in BA you can see me :DDD

>>75471407
shit if I actually manage to go to Bratislava in upcoming days I have to see this

>>75471337
mayo+cod+some diced vegetables
You can find it in any grocery store

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>>75469619
>>75469637
>>75469832
thank

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>>75471448
ok sej helou to me then

>>75471524
call of duty?

>>75471723
if you ever see a guy wearing adidas superstar shoes, jeans and with a slim brunette girl make sure to bother
>>75471524
thanks

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>>75471789
> guy wearing adidas superstar shoes, jeans and with a slim brunette girl
>adidas wearing guy
>brunette girl

shit there is only like 50 000 of those in Poszony

>>75471884
now you have motivation to get to work :DD

>>75465293
What did he do?
And who is Marcel

>>75471963
it's a Latvian guy under Lithuanian proxy he somehow changes/resets his connection or something like that and posts every few seconds, he might as well have 4chan pass, he just shitposts with anime pics and floods the threads

marcel is local equivalent of I am Greek guy but with more coherent and sometimes mildly agreeable posts

>>75472062
I thought it was the guy who constantly triggers poles and denies his slav ancestry

>>75472154
marcel? he doesnt trigger anyone, it's just annoying usually because you might scroll the thread and only see his posts and no one wants to post while he does

I have no idea about his ancestry roleplay tho

Ja som Grék

görög vagyok

Aš esu Graikas

Já jsem Řek

>>75472420
cos to řek?

>>75472459
že jsem Řek

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>>75472487
CO JSI MI TO KURVA ŘEK??"!!

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>>75472554
ŽE JSEM ŘEK

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btw, 7 € shirt from LT on the left and 4,7 € t shirt from ČR on the right

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>>75472604
řekni to ještě jednou....
JÁ JSEM ŘEK ŽE SEM ŘEK

>>75472604
>Ř
how do you pronounce this? french r? spanish? german?

>>75475093
sharp ž

>>75475123
like the chink j?

>>75475093
>how do you pronounce this?
you don't
you just don't
forget it

>>75475175
idk how to explain it, i can do it, lot of Slovaks cant, you can learn it even as adult tho

>>75475287
actually i think i got it
kinda
would people understand me if i couldn't pronounce it?

>>75475390
yes

>>75475390
>would people understand me if i couldn't pronounce it?
yes
some native speakers can't pronounce it properly either

>>75475390
you put your tongue or tip of your tongue on the roof of your mouth just behind the upper front teeth and try to pronounce rolled r at the same time as ž

they will understand you, I can pull it off

>>75475439
two things
>is czech beer really that cheap?
>how emigrate there
12th grade is about to start and i really want to go out and feel the world

>>75475539
how old are you?

>>75475636
18
born in february
no i didnt have to repeat a year

>>75475709
>no i didnt have to repeat a year

I did, no shame in that

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>>75475539

>>75475760
nice

>>75475760
Ah, the power of supply and demand

Cool, there is storm with thunder
Tomorrow's morning is going to be so chill in the park

Holy fuck it's a shitstorm here even WiFi doesn't work anymore so much rain and lighting

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>>75475891
oh alcohol, time machine that hides the past
i don't know where and when i drank you last
>>75476560
can you explain pic related?
pretty sure we'd be higher but we prob can't afford more.

>>75476599
this is per capita alcohol consumption in the eu in large beers
whatever the fuck that one means

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>sousedi zase mrdaj

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>>75475093
>>75475175
>>75475390
>>75475539
>>75475709
>>75475824
>>75476599
>>75476644
hello

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>>75464841
>Family Frost
oh the memories

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butifel tatr muntain i was never ther

>>75476900
hello

>>75476218
ARE YOU IN
P
R
A
G
U
E
?

>wanna get historic tattoo
>nothing from slovakia relevant
>tfw

I can only think about 3 rods of Svaopluk but that will just look like facscist tattoo

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>>75477502
nitra?

>>75477502
get a tattoo of Tatranský čaj

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Slovaks are best posters here

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>>75477502

>>75477586
Not from Nitra though, and i dont hate steppe gooks, and i dont want to tattoo Hungarian king, if anything from Nitra it would be Pribina but he was kind of cuck.

>>75477667
but just because they're underdogs

jokes aside Slovaks are really chill and friendly IRL I love you brothers

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>>75477667
i always said it, others are just jealous of our supreme posting quality

>>75477691
>literal thief
>national hero

We should change ourhero to Štefánik or Tiso imo

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>>75477803
>Tiso

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>>75477880
He is founding father

>>75477941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHtgp3MfydY

>>75477880
I understand why you see him as a traitor, but he did what was necessary to ensure our existence. If he hadn't played along with Hitler, we would have become part of Hungary again. And anyway, he did defy Germany in quite a lot of stuff.

>>75478048
Nevermind, you're retarded.

>>75478048
he literally created Slovakia with help of Hitler, he is our hero

>>75472554
>>75472604
>jsi
>jsem
how do you pronounce that

>>75478511
how its written

>>75478595
that j is impossible to pronounce

>>75478636
is not

>>75478636
just say "j si" and "j sem"

>>75472327
>>75472399
>>75472487
Jam jest Grek

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I'm going to Poland again in a week or two

>>75480182
Neat
Where have you been last time? Warszawa, Kraków?

>>75480257
I've been there three or four times now, I've seen Warsaw and Krakow a lot and have done shorter visits in Gdansk, Lodz, and Wroclaw. Anything else you'd recommend?

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>>75480485
>Anything else you'd recommend?

>>75465909
You should speak Czech to actual Czechs, hell, even we Slovaks would probably appreciate it way more than some roach.

>>75468958
Nuts with honey are nature's candy, delicious shit.

>>75465909
>a couple of other brown guys, they were all middle eastern but I guess they didn't speak same language or whatever, they were bragging where they live now
The absolute STATE of Kekia
Melanin limit detectors on Visegrad border passes when?

>>75472154
That and stuff like "pedophiles should be elementary school teachers". He basically writes what he think will piss people off.

>>75480845
>Melanin limit detectors on Visegrad border passes when?


Half of Hungary would be locked from ever leaving their country

>>75478131
>>75477941
Yeah and you are real proud of that right? Fuck off.

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>>75480978
cuck

>>75475390
Learn Slovak instead of Czech.

>>75481016
Yeah I am a cuck because I don't respect some shithole Nazi puppet state.

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>>75481066
cuckold go suck some nigger dick

>>75481084
Kill yourself you Nazi piece of shit.

>>75478131
I thought that Slovakia was created by Benes, Masaryk and Stefanik

>>75480925
I don't see the problem

>>75481313
I don't get it desu

>>75481226
12% vs 150 people in liberal shithole Brati*lava and with imported cucks from Wien

ČO VAS TAK MALO, KURVY ČO VAS TAK MALO

>>75481257
Slovakia was created in 14 March of 1939 by Jozef Tiso

>>75481257
>Masaryk

>Stefanik

Jew and manlet

>Benes

only normal human

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>>75481313
>ČO VAS TAK MALO, KURVY ČO VAS TAK MALO
how can just slightly altered letters be so amusing

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I AM FROM TRNAVA I KILL ALL SUBHUMANS FROM POZSONY ESPECIALLY ANTIFAGGOTS AWAIT ME

bumpity

>>75481628

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Hi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq1oqZcAfI8

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>>75485529
we 're alone here


what a picardy

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>>75485608
This is now /arg/

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>>75485529
>>75485608
>>75485637

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>>75485637
if you say so

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>>75485649
why aren't you sleeping fellow v4anon

>>75485681
its morning

very well then, /arg/ ends here
>>75485693
good morning

>>75485752
you need to help me, as you are woman, and i will be in contact with another woman today, stay on lookout thanks

>>75485765
I'm not the pole-boo woman, sorry

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>>75485851
May Jesus bless your path

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>>75485765
no elo, what do I have to do with this, my Greek friend?

>>75485765
>just be yourself, anon

>>75485871
it is appreciated, may God also bless your path

>>75486005
Here is the thing, in my 20 years of life i have never been close with a woman. I dont have trouble talking to anyone and have girl-friends. But what normal people do in their teenage years like writing with random hoes through messenger skipped me. Now heres this girl which i think likes me and i went yolo on her we talked and she asked for facebook. So i need collective help of v4 to seduce her. It is my duty as a Greek to enrich her with my superior Alexander genes

>>75486113
so let me get this straight, are you friend with this grill or you plan to approach her now?
btw, I'm not precisely a normie nor a expert on this, but I'm going to help as much as I can

>>75486113
I'm going to sleep.

like>>75486217 said we don't know if you already know her, spend time with her. People like other people when they share precious moments

>>75486217
We talked for hours straight and it was pretty good but friends probably not yet.

Why are you not normie, you are qt

>>75486289
for how long have you talked to her?, since when you know eachother?

>Why are you not normie
too introverted I think, I don't like to go out and I prefer to be shitposting on /int/, also, too suspicious of people's intentions, like I never believe they really like me

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Atleast im cute

>>75486365
For 1 day, but i have good feeling she always made huge smile whenever we met.

>>75486394
well, my humble advice: I don't know how are slovak girls, but I don't think you want to hurry her, talk a little more with her, know her better, what's what she likes and all that, lets say, 1 or 2 weeks if everything goes alright and you enjoy talking eachother, after that ask her out

>>75486443
forgot to ask, what's your intentions with her? a relationship or something casual?

>>75486443
So long what the hell i want to marry her now

>>75486484
lol be careful anon, it's just 1 or 2 weeks, not a year, is she shy or extroverted?, also >>75486480

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>>75486506
Shes kind of shy she just kept staring at me and smiling until i went and talked to her. My intentions.... nothing good

>>75486538
>shes kind of shy
>my intentions...nothing good
so you want to fugg her, with more reason, be careful, earn her confidence, and if she gives you good signals then you'll can advance
then again, that's from my perspective and I never had a casual, maybe later comes an anon and tell you otherwise

>>75486589
I need advice of berkay and marcel

>>75486601
marcel has a social life? woah

>>75486620
He merely pretends to be retarded, but hes damn fucking good at it

>>75486645
so he resulted to be a normie, really makes you think.

however, time to sleep for me, see you later anon

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>>75486704
Dobru noc

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>>75477502

Alright I'm going to bed

Have a good day lads

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wake up dummies

>>75488713
jokes on you ive been awake all along

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>slowakian "history"

i am awake

Good morning
It's not chilly after storm at all, it's hot as shit again

>>75465673
>but she used to be fat then
>used to be
>justafewofmykeks.jpg

I'm ordering some more Wz2010 camouflage from Poland because I couldn't find any Lithuanian M05 for sale that would fit :^(

I do enjoy Wz2010, though. Too bad my last set I bought was too big. This time I think I got the sizing right.

>>75490000
>wasting quads on autistpost
I czeched them but you wrecked them

>>75490089
You goys have nice camo too. All of V4 does, really, except Minecraft Slovakia.

>>75489768
She is not fat she is THICC. Literally best body type.

Anyway last 4 hours at work and then I have 2 weeks off nerds

>>75481257
Czechoslovakia was.

Slovak "State" was a Nazi Germany's puppet set up to weaken what was left of Czechoslovakia.
Slovaks clero-fascists were literally cucked by the nazies and Hungarians.

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>>75490346
it's ok to like fat girls but please just don't make memes around that otherwise you'll sound like those fat feminists

see >>75465932
and her insta oddaiceland
she has nice curves on nice places but it doesn't stop there
she's definitely fat

>>75489667
welcome to teplokaust, 6 million degrees awaits you

>>75490847
I dont like fat girls tho.
You cant have slim face and no belly and be fat at the same time

>>75490000
why you buy camo
>>75490354
without it we would get split between hungary and poland
Damned if i do, damned if i don't

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Fuck this meme alliance, Hitler should have finished what he started.

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>>75490346
see >>75490969
>You cant have slim face and no belly and be fat at the same time
this anon gets it
exactly my point

Did you know?

Raymond Albert Kroc was an American businessman He joined McDonald's in 1955 and built it into the most successful fast food corporation in the world.
roc was born on October 5, 1902 in Oak Park, Illinois, near Chicago, to parents of Czech origin, Rose Mary (Hrach) and Alois "Louis" Kroc. His father was from the village of Břasy near Plzeň, Bohemia (now the Czech Republic).

>>75490346
>t. western spy

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>>75478070
>berátoři
>compulsory hungarian representation in the parliament
BOLI ZME NEDZAVIDZLI

>>75493200
>czech republic caused the downfall of USA

>>75490984
For autumn outdoors activities.

>>75492466
Both are me and both are correct
Fat on ass and boobs is good
Fat on belly and face bad
That means she thicc and not fat

>>75493274
What

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my waifu

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>>75495695
>tfw 15cm

>>75495740
dicklet

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Adjust your ratings accordingly

>>75496227
8/10
+Kofola
+chips
+combination of these two
-chips I don't know
-still no treska

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>>75496227
i have to agree with >>75496465
no treska and rohlík is a deal braker for me
7/10
you can do better than this man

>>75496227
you did just fine

>>75496465
>-chips I don't know
youve seriously never seen these?

>>75496008
15cm is the superior penis lenght

if it's shorter the woman doesn't feel anything
if it's bigger the woman is in pain because it's hitting her cervix

therefore i am the ultimate lifeform

:D:D:DD
Just rained for a few minutes like it's the Amazon. It felt so good and made me so happy. Now it's back to teplokaust.

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>>75496227
>solené brambůrky

>>75496761
ty buzno vždyť není vedro

>>75496805
shut up commie

>>75496849
they are disguisting and i hate them

paprika chips are superior in every way

>>75496831
Half my windows are on the sunny side plus I am sick and have to drink tea.

>>75496465
>>75496546
Isn't treska raw fish? How do I even have it?

>>75496970
don't eat treska it's a shit fish, eat some řízek instead

>>75496891
>not knowing the Holy Trinity: the Garlic, the Paprika and the Holy Salt
I bet you are the bacon & ketchup fries-like chips guy

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>>75496970
like this dummy

>>75497002
oh boy

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>>75497000
there is literally nothing wrong with pic related

bacon chips are shit though

>>75496970
you grab a little fork or spoon and shovel it in while taking bites from rohlik

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>>75496970
Not sure if it's raw, but it's with mayo. You eat it only with rožok. No need to love it but definitely try, maybe you've already eaten it. Also don't buy any packages that come with weird shit. Just the pic related kind that only has the white stuff. (probably not the exact same)

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>>75497063
I knew it, I fucking knew it!

>>75496227
10/10 my dude
>>75497063
>there is literally nothing wrong with pic related
correct
>bacon chips are shit though
I kinda like the puffy striped crackers and bacon Tuc are fantastic
but I agree, bacon chips are not very good

>>75497398
bacon chips always irritate my mouth for some reason, it doesn't happen with other chips, only with the bacon ones

>>75496227
Bretty good

Now you need some chlebicky

http://chlebickyolomouc.cz/index-5.html

royal crown cola tastes much better
shame t*rks didnt like it so we dont have it here anymore

>>75496996
Is that something you can buy in supermarket?
>>75497002
>>75497081
>>75497105
Ohhhh thanks, I will look for it this evening. Which section is it in? My gf said that no one eats treska
>>75497398
Thank you
>>75497524
I know what that is, I had it last time, I will have it soon again. I just shop for stuff I could keep at home

>>75496671
too bad you will never use it lmao

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>>75498050

>>75498050
rude, but kek

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>>75498106
>>75498205

>>75498246
>#currentcombo
10/10

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>>75497804
You'll find treska near salads/yogurts probably. Now that I think about it I don't really know where I find it, I just kind of do.

Řízek (rezeň in Sk) is a big slice of boneless meat wrapped in whatever you choose, mostly some kind of simple dough and fried. It's even more of a budget food, very popular, definitely try if you haven't already. It should be served in every restaurant.

Also you could get fried cheese aka "smažák" in Czech.

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>>75496227
>drinking cola in the year of the Lord 2017
Might as well cut your liver out f a m

Anybody here who's circumcised?

>>75499710
That's kofola

>>75499710
>talking shit about Kofola
hello marcel, how's been your day?

>>75499817
No but I'm doubledicked. Two times the amount of dick for one foreskin.

>>75496227
you are getting better still waiting for horalky and kakaove rezy

>>75500015
So you have a small dick with phimosis?

>>75499817
jewanon

>>75500458
whats phimosis

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evens 2 shots
odds 3 shots

>forgot to buy food at dorm
Well I guess I won't eat today

>>75500614
It's when your foreskin can't be pulled back almost at all.

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>17:11
>still no message

tahts some long ass exam senpai

>>75501231
how do you clean your benis

>>75500683
what's 3 shots? :3
>>75500614
it's when your foreskin can't be pulled

>>75501266
with water and soap

>>75501266
you can't

>>75501303
>soap
I'm sorry for your dick

>>75501266
get circumcised, that's much better for hygiene, you don't even have to clean it :^)

>>75501788
yes yes, do it, it will be good for animals


Cosmetics: Foreskins are used to make high-end skin creams. The skin products contain fibroblasts grown on the foreskin and harvested from it. One foreskin can be used for decades to produce fancy face cream like the SkinMedica products hawked on Oprah.
Skin grafts: In addition to making products for skin, a baby’s foreskin can be turned into a skin graft for a burn victim. Because the cells are extremely flexible, they’re less likely to be rejected. Currently, this technology can be lifesaving in providing a real skin “band aid” to cover an open wound while a burn victim heals. Researchers at Harvard and Tufts are working on advanced skin replacements that use human foreskins.
Cosmetic testing: All those cruelty-free cosmetics you buy? Some of them are tested on foreskins. This yields better results, since they’re human skin. And it saves the lives of the rodents your shampoo would otherwise be tested on.

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>>75497804
a word of advice from our sponsor Sedita

>>75501411
not hand soap
you know like shower gel

>>75501788
>>75501951
but my gf loves to play with my foreskin and I don't want to lose this part of fun
wat do?

>>75502171
how does she play with it?

>>75501988
Mila is trash

>>75496227
>tfw can't buy Kofola anywhere
reeee

>>75502201
when I'm not hard
>sticking her tongue in and sort of licking it from inside
>rolling it off and then rolling it on with her tongue under tip of my dick (zalud) so her tongue gets kind of trapped there and then moving her tongue
>softly biting it
>blowing it like a balloon for giggles
when I'm hard
>pinching it tight when she's finishing me so once she let it go all cum gets released at once because she likes that blast
both
>rolling it slowly off and on and just watching it from close range because she says it mesmerize her
and sometimes even some afterplay. She's fun

>>75502210
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Mila, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. And Mila is good.

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>>75503042
i need a gf

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>>75503144
didn't mean that as bragging. Sorry bro

KTO JE TU KURVA KOMENSKÝ

A
M
O
S

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slowvaks should be banned desu

>>75504149
y

>>75503042
good to know that stuff doesnt only happen in japanese porn

>>75505222
it's actually sad that more normies don't make these movies because apart from tentacle stuff girls are more inventive than what's there
nice trips btw

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slow boring thread xD xaldwad

>>75504149
good idea

as a kid i literally went months without showering

>>75505936
>t. gipsyanon

>>75506289
i didnt stink until i was like 12, i could run all day and not sweat

>>75480925
and the whole of eastern north hungary

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>>75506396
of course

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>>75506565

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>slovakia

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>20:00
>still no message


going to sleep, my hearth is broken

>>75506930
kek

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Fuck haters, give me your ratings

>>75507564
>if i didn't know who you were i would have thought you are a legitimate pepik/10

>>75507564
zubrs not my thing but still 10/10
you would pass as pepik more than most of us pepiks

>>75507564
You eat what poor people eat

>>75507564
>chips every time/10

>>75508069
that's a 10 for pepik disguise

>>75507801
People who aren't poor have microwaves, ovens and tools, if I go to restaurant sometime I might take picture too
>>75508069
I was clever, these are still from last time and I didn't even open them

>>75507564
>Májka
congrats, you went full Pepik

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>27C inside

>>75509671
was more than 32 here inside today

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>>75509671
>>75509795
>worked in an attic all day
>41C inside

>>75510432
yeah I live in attic now (had forgotten English word for it lol) and it was probably around 40 C here
there was 32-34 in gf's flat

>>75510494
so did you meet her parents already?

>>75510640
nah, only her mom knows about me but as I dont speak Czech and live far away it would be awkward I guess

she appreciated my gift of starka though

treska was okayish but it's a bit too sour/acidic for me, majka I enjoyed a lot more, it reminded me of paštika that you put on bread

>>75510708
You need to beat up her dad while loudly reciting the lyrics of Jożin z Bażin in order to prove your worth. It's an ancient Bohemian custom.
t. pepik expert

>>75510708
this >>75512087 to be honest
t. discount pepik

>>75511849
b-but... Majka IS paštika

Good afternoon friends
>>75509671
comfy temperature

>>75512431
oh, I see
then it makes sense, because it tasted like one

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>>75512670
Good evening my white friend

Are you the pervy Argentinian or the chill one?

>>75512984
the chill one I guess

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>>75512984
very inspirational pic

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>>75513247
post your picardías

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>>75513760
I liked mine a bit themed

>>75507564
10/10 just like every pepik student's home stocks.

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I like the orcs memes desu

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>>75514939
same

>>75468627
explain

>>75514939
>>75515963
post more

my days are so fucking empty