Modest Mouse edition
>>75463269
ate a burger now my tummy no longer aches with pain
hooray. I keep repeating I want to die to myself subconsciously
>>75463327
not a fan of this picture
>>75463443
Serious question. Why do white people think it's funny to mess with sleeping people? It's almost always when they're in a group, they do things and play "pranks" on the sleeping person but a lot of times they're serious cases of invasion of personal space and sexual assault.
https://youtu.be/tBTtPt8-WAY
thread theme
>>75463795
That's like asking why people enjoy sex.
It's literally fun.
>>75463795
Only happens at parties, and it's usually the first person who falls asleep.
It's to get back at the person for giving in and stopping partying first. It's kind of a contest to see who can party the longest and if you go to sleep you lose
>>75463874
Drawing dicks on your friends faces is the staple of every vacation.
>>75463934
Yeah my friends tried to do it to me once when they thought I was asleep but I woke up right before they tried.
They put shaving cream in my hand and were about to write on my face but I slapped them with it before they did so it backfired
>>75463401
because I used to be a loser. but that was before I became a SSRI loser. and now I'm back to being a loser. but with a deranged twist.
don't follow in my footsteps. because if you do, YOU WILL REGRET IT WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING
hopefully that scares some sense into you
Business idea (for hiro): make LinkedIn-style profiles for 4chan users, put their 4chan posts on the profile, add all of their friends, and charge them to remove it.
>>75464028
That doesn't tell me literally anything. They've drastically improved my life so far.
should i catch up on the adventures of goblin slayer? Im 6 chapters behind
new neighbors are moving in today
>>75464062
that's how I felt. and then one day it ups and gets ya. next thing you know you're trapped, alone and thinking to yourself "What a disorienting and ludicrous existence this is. Surely I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere down the line, but I can't quite put my finger on what that wrong turn may have been. What do I know? Maybe it's always been like this.
Ah dammit, I've thought all of this a thousand times before. My thoughts are so useless and burdening. Oh well, I guess it's back to making freak expressions at that unfamiliar reflection in the mirror and incessant music resounding loudly throughout my brain.
Word of advice, once you're a SSRI loser don't leave your house thinking you won't end up making a fool out of yourself. Because you will.
>>75464410
welcome them with a jello cake
>>75464062
he's an anecdotal man; never trust anecdotal men
>>75464725
>Word of advice, once you're a SSRI loser don't leave your house thinking you won't end up making a fool out of yourself. Because you will.
I was that way before I was on them though, word of advice, when you embarrass yourself just tell yourself to go fuck yourself it usually makes me feel better.
>>75464797
Are you serious? I know many different people who've taken SSRIs as prescribed and they all ended up as trainwrecks.
>>75464410
do they have a cute daughter
>>75464849
"I know a guy..."
anecdotal man strikes again
>>75464839
>when you embarrass yourself just tell yourself to go fuck yourself it usually makes me feel better.
That's exactly what happened whenever I embarrassed myself as a SSRI dope retard, except I was told to go fuck myself by an entity that turned out to not exist outside my imagination.
GLHF
the gf
>>75464914
>anecdotal man strikes again
alright then, show me a non-anecdote.
>>75465008
>memes have been proven to aid in mememagic with a success rate of 82% over the sample of 10,000 people over the past 10 years
>>75464858
i dunno I havent seen them yet
Fuck Obongo and fuck blackpipo
>>75465111
ki no haTE MADE ONAJI KAZE GA KAOTTARA YOI
TE NI SURU TOUTOSA DEKINU TOUTOSA
OBOETA MAMA NAISHO NO CHIZU DE AME NO NAKA WO DEKAKEYOU
SENAKA WO SHIMERASU NO WA AKAI GINEN KARAI BATSU
UKIYO NI ITA TAMARENAI HIGEKI GA AFURETA TO SHIYOU
mamoru mono wa mamoru sa ....
interview when pretty good
>>>/an/2394151
If you had about $500 to spend on a new PC, but it had to be prebuilt (don't ask me why), and peripherals weren't a factor. What would you buy?
>>75465493
Probably pic related.
>>75465493
refurbished thinkpad from ebay
>>75465493
A PS4
>>75465555
Looking into it. Thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKWnPFFf3Cw
Ringos are a dime a dozen
Afternoon everybody
>>75465749
Yes, it is indeed afternoon.
releasing my last rare coffee frog
>>75465785
wow look at how smart you are man i wish my brain was big as yours
>>75465807
Oh wait, it's not afternoon here yet. Durr!
Silly me.
>>75465841
silly guy, where even are you?
Coffee frog is a shit tier meme
>>75465868
I am not entirely sure to be honest. Where in the world am I?
>>75465880
I automatically assume that anyone who posts pepe is reddit
>>75465880
fuck you
>>75465927
it is quite a big world i can see you getting confused
oh... you guys are here?
>>75466061
what does that even mean
>>75466095
if you are not h-h-here then... w-who are you?
>>75466125
maybe he's disappointed that we haven't offed ourselves yet
I don't blame him. you guys suck.
>>75466262
haha tru
>75466262
>75466320
>SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH IN EFFECT
The gf
>>75466513
still haven't watched that last episode
>>75466392
That's when all the Samsquatches come out
>>75466559
Do it bud
>>75466392
have my window open in toronto listening to some distance bangs
>comfy
my gf
like the heels
>>75462711
I have a relative there that would let me stay there for some easy work during this winter, so I'm thinking about just going there to go to bars and stuff all the time
I wouldn't mind missing the coldest part of the winter
the heels have eyes
I really really really want a Canadian gf
>>75463269
>live 10 minutes away from one of the richest towns in the nation
>tons of trustfundies everywhere
I think I'm going to snag myself a trustfundie gf and have her support me while I do my writing. To be safe, I'll test out average 6/10 girls first, then move up, to see which one would be easier to live with. Muh feminism will make this even easier. Why didn't I think of this before?
the only modest mouse album I liked was Good news
/cum/?
>>75468648
Try an older woman who is a spinster.
My ex-gf was 45, and a lawyer for a large firm. She let me live with her for 3 years of university.
>>75468985
how do I get in bed with french MILFs, pierre
tell me your secrets
Amazon package came a day early.
The plastic does have different feel to the original. Not bad, just different.
>american special forces
>>75469064
don't be afraid of them and talk like a normal human bean, basically.
Growing up around older woman made me comfortable enough around them to flirt.
I can't do the same with a woman my age.
Also, need to find them in places where older women spend time, e.g. community centres, and charity organizations,
Eating chick fil a rn
>>75469168
how did a mexican like you get a hold of this top secret training footage
already regret taking up smoking again desu
I always forget how terrible it smells
>>75469358
it's what we get for homework to study when we're not being trained by los zetas
>>75469456
Take some psychedelics to help you break the habit or unironically start vaping
r8 my voice please
>Take some psychedelics to help you break the habit or unironically start vaping
>>75469597
1/5
>>75469582
I can quit easily
this isn't the first time I've done it and probably won't be the last
just gonna finish this pack off because I don't wanna waste money like I did last time
>>75469613
I have friends who are on the track to becoming high-level professionals, who are attractive, fit and have gotten laid 10 times as many times as I have who vape
Neckbeard virgins on 4chan obviously couldn't pull it off, so just keep vaping to yourself to break a cig habit
>>75469597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s0vDJc4YmJ
>>75469623
im retard
>I have friends who are on the track to becoming high-level professionals, who are attractive, fit and have gotten laid 10 times as many times as I have who vape
>Neckbeard virgins on 4chan obviously couldn't pull it off, so just keep vaping to yourself to break a cig habit
>>75469456
i unironically love cigarette smell.
im awake, /cum/
>>75469769
I only do when I'm in the habit, otherwise it smells like shit
FOB
Just had tendies for lunch and now I feel sick
:(
going to practice parrellel parking in an hour or two with my mom
hmmm yes...
>>75469873
Refrain from tendies, it hath been decreed
>>75469716
>>75470038
Who gives a fuck about your voice
Just have confidence in yourself
>another spring quarter of everyone on campus selling grad tickets and I still dont have enough credits
trying to set up my employee discount but its annoying
>>75470149
a few days ago everyone was doing this but mine was quite becasue everyone near me was asleep so people said to do one during the day
one time an old lady said she could listen to my voice all day and that I ishould be on the radio
GF cried on the phone today. :-(
i like smoking, tbqh
>>75470603
fucking degenerate
>>75470538
why? she discovered that you posted her on a chinese cartoon image board?
*smokes a ciggy*
>>75470640
had a fight with her sister :-(
>tfw I don't know how to filter flags on clover
>>75470654
hey, let me give it a puff, bruh
When Alex Jones was talking about the frogs turning gay was he talking about frog posters???
feeling really mad at leftists today
not really feeling mad at all today
feeling sorry for leftists today
good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQ0l_m3Xm0
feeling kinda decent today
>>75471038
better song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFhM1XZsh6o
>playing pubg with friends
>we land kind of spread out
>we all decide to head to novo
>friend found a boat and tell him to pick me up
>he says no because theres not enough time and goes to novo
>sneak to novo after my other friends get there
>beach both of their boats
>find all the vehicles in town and shoot out their tires
>don't tell them
>they find out right as the circle gets to us
>that feeling when all they hear is me laughing manically over the mic
fun game to play with friends, had me laughing all night
good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roPQ_M3yJTA
>>75471183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4xjr9v5ehk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrz4ovUaSV0
why do white people have no respect for their elders? or their children? or anyone who isn't themselves?
What are you guys listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0
>>75471576
anybody with too much of an ego does this
>>75471576
you're thinking of black people
>>75471600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1Q-BFgnPM&list=RDivhqJrcl-V8&index=3
wishing I was driving
>why do white people
>>75471600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWZFa7W-kkY
>>75471600
music better than yours
>leafs
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=642_1495943653
>>75471770
prove it
>>75471661
black people do this too i guess, but i mean in comparison too like asian culture where grandparents are treated like humans until they die instead of thrown into an old folks home once they are no longer useful.
>>75471600
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SGAbV2NborY
>>75471822
He just doesn't want to be standing next to that racist, xenophobic piece of shit Drumpf.
>>75471828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxuu2RHQIhc&list=FLLUhk-0Mf8hWs_aDkhLMX7g&index=6
>>75471770
judge me plox, I respect your taste mexico>>75471842
>>75471822
He's just that cool tall guy who doesn't have to stand in the circle and just looks over peoples heads
>>75471822
what a cuck lmao
>>75471840
confucian ideals
>>75470853
a-are you feeling kind of gay right now?
no but i drink water and im afraid it might turn me gay if i keep posting frogs
making pizza lads
>>75472036
what is a pizza lad?
>>75471949
But Middle Easterners, Indians, and some Africans and Latinos do it too.
>>75472075
Italians
>>75471600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne8fzMxX2Ps
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rch/cto/6154364117.html
hm
>>75472133
how do you make one
America and Canada need a NYC in the west in the form of a created city.
L.A doesn't count, it's just too spread out
>>75472162
make a pizza
>>75472100
i dunno i guess it's just a cultural difference. i also said this earlier >>75471643
tuesdays are the worst day of the week
>>75472210
i disagree
>>75472229
>early in the work week
>everything goes down for maintence
>i work late in the day so i sit around all day waiting to go to work and im tired by the time I start working
theres no worse day desu
HM
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/6151047224.html
>>75471576
cause they force you to go to 12 hours of school every day whereas black kids run free
>>75472330
>>75472151
Fuckoff with those links
>>75472330
>>75472151
Unless those are links to hook up with a Chinese qt in Hongcouver, I'm not clicking it
>>75472698
please just click
>>75472698
it's a virus
>>75463269
Modeste edition more like
*clicks on the link adn spreads the virus to your computers*
oops
you ain't platinum plus you ain't fuckin wit us
>>75473080
Did you at least get to hook up with a Chinese qt?
why can't you find that european feel in the Americas? You know the one, this one
I was ridin shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car
>>75463269
The Moon and Antarctica best Modest Mouse album. Prove me wrong. Protip: you literally can't. Inb4 Lonesome Crowded West, it's the second best not the best.
practiced parellel parking today
hmm normie i am become
I just masturbated
I'm not too proud
Like Difficulty II on Facebook
>>75473537
are you 15
>>75473595
so did i
>>75473632
no 21
i just never got my license... sad!
My most embarrassing secret is that I never really learned to parallel park properly and I have a severe phobia of having to do it on a busy street
i have not parallel parked since drivers ed
i have to take drivers ed if a pass the first driving test at the end of this month
... ahh JUST
yall a bunch of normies
>>75473676
same. not embarrassed though
>>75472170
Most North American cities are too spread out, and a lot of them are also mostly indistinguishable from one another.
literally eating a block of cheddar rn
feels american
Parallel parking is easy
I mean I know "how" to do it, I have memorized the rules and motions of the technique, but I have never mastered it in practice
i hate all of you so much
>>75473354
I'm waiting
mostly for someone to maybe prove me wrong
>>75473925
thought we were friends
>>75473835
Do you like it? Also isn't real cheddar English?
>mexican youth
>>75473977
it's a great feeling
and yes it's cheddar from the uk
>>75474002
"She" can hop my border if you know what I mean.
>>75474002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHRJSBJqRPk
like if you are listening to this in 2017!
https://youtu.be/b1z4JfxFb6c
>>75473354
Maybe cause we're not Europe? We have cities that come close, ones that were not built with a grid system, like Philly and Portland (Maine), but obviously we will never be exactly like Europe
>>75474537
Correction: Boston*, not Philly. Philly was one of the first American cities to have the grids system
>place I work at has bed bugs
>they say dont go in a specific room
>they genuinely believe they stayed in 1 room
>might have to come into work an extra day after they treat for them
I fucking HATE hispanics, they spread bed bugs like a fucking plague, they pretty much never pay to stay there (ITS A NON PROFIT RELIGIOUS RETREAT FFS), they drink beer in the fucking church, the litter and throw up all over the place. They are the fucking worst
I know for a fact that at least 2 active posters in this thread have sucked cock and both are posting under a US flag.
>>75474580
This is in Northern NEw England? Wtf?
And yeah, bed bugs are masters of spreading across buildings and hiding in every little crack possible. It's a serious fear of mine. One day we'll run across ones that are resistant to everything we have
>>75474575
If boston is the european experience then I don't want any more experience thanks
>all the roads are based on cow trails
>50 year long traffic jam labeled 'the big dig'
>any time there is any sort of event you can basically chew the air it is so thick
insects scare me
never had bed bugs
never seen a cockroach
>>75474691
hispanics come up here for religious retreats, most from mass I think and they spread their fucking bed bugs and ruin everything and don't even pay the church. They are fucking pathetic.
>>75474763
I've worked in maintenance for apartment buildings and retreats and literally every single case of bedbugs I've seen (probably like 10 now) have been in places where minorities were living. It's funny because I never made the connection until the owners started handing out fliers that said bed bugs have nothing to do with race.
saw a huge cockroach at some museum thing on a field trip
>>75469909
Been driving 8 years constantly mostly in Toronto and have never done it and will not
>>75474741
Philly is pretty gross, but it can be thanked for preventing more cities from being built like Boston. I'm driving around New England and it's a nightmare sometimes. Devoid of logic.
>>75474763
Me neither, although I've seen cockroaches. They're not harmful and don't like to mess with you, but they are still gross and give you the creeps when they scuttle around you.
>>75474780
well, trump is ramping up arrests by 40-60% (?) I think
>tfw no gf
went to a museum thing the other day lads
>>75475050
this Tbh buds
>>75475172
sucks
>>75475172
dont post this
friendship with denmark ENDED
apologies
>tfw gf
>tfw never ever gf
Ugliest city you guys ever been to in NA? For me hands down Cleveland went there for a hockey tourney wanted to puke
i don't understand the garlic bread hype. it always feels like it has too much sand-like stuff sprinkled on it that gets everywhere
>>75475243
i forgive you friend
>tfw not a CHI
do you know this game
When I die I want you guys to purge all my posts (good and bad) from existence. Please promise me you won't collect them in a book and publish them, OK?
>>75475273
it's all the black people
>tfw have female friend who has said she loved me, and I loved her, but she's not into guys so we're just friends
>>75475273
probably Gary
What is the best way of getting citizenship in the USA? I want to live in the deep south and get a gun and a southern belle wife.
>>75475273
I think it was Toledo, I stayed in a hotel that had a blood trail leading from one of the rooms to the outside door. I could hear drug deals going on outside, the entire city was sketchy as fuck
>>75475273
New York City
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZoAeOO73R0
>california
>not a CHI
>>75475380
Honestly I have no idea at this point. It's gotten pretty complex and expensive, but I'm sure there was a way.
Some Czech poster was here yesterday and was even willing to serve in the US military, but that requires at least 2 years of legal residency here. Trump said he might make things easier for Euro migrants, but he says a lot of stuff he doesn't follow through with
>>75475429
Im an irish/eastern european mutt
>>california
>>not a CHI
>Im an irish/eastern european mutt
>>75475508
aren't you like half hispanic? what is you doing
>CHI calling other people CHI's
>>75475404
>fist of shitty music
>>75475544
shitposting
say something positive about california
>>>>>>>>>>shipostomg
hahah JUST my life
>>75475629
it has some nice beaches and the california poster is pretty good
saw a michael moore movie about how much we sucked compared to Europe. still don't want to be a european
>>75475700
>saw a michael moore movie
why?
Saw a Canadian today
pic related
>>75475643
what
>Donald Trump says Germany now riddled with crime thanks to refugees
>Government data show that despite a 440 percent increase in migrants, crime among that group only increased by 79 percent last year.
>Fact check by PolitiFact: Mostly False
>>75475700
Last year in Uni took some religious course about religion and medicine, first day teacher showed us Sicko and i dropped it right after
>>75475737
I'm a moderate so I watch media from both sides as long as its not too preachy. This one was sort of preachy, but it was interesting to see how other countries operated versus ours, and it doesn't hurt to see how we can improve.
Ironically, a lot of their ideas were actually American in origin, but we ditched them.
>>75475788
>>>>>>>shapafoposating
>>75475815
>only 79 percent
>>75475848
i dont understand your images
Love is painful
Get used to it
>>75475837
>religion and medicine
I guess that is some kind of course about ethics?
>>75475872
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ahpSsHhpoaIPtinagnine394
>work canceled
>dont find out until 30 minutes before work
>been sitting waiting for work for the last 8 hours
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>"wanna share the cake anon"
this is how girls talk... right?
>>75475945
>2 KB
Bad look. Bad look.
i wish all you guys would get gfs
>>75475964
Not with your gook ass. fuggin shit probably has octopus in it go eat seaweed you slope bitch
>>75475939
Yeah thought it would be decent
>>75475998
Why would you wish for something so horrible
>>75475998
wow thansk
>>75475964
lmfao no. ones I know usually strategically divide the food in half even though I'm a guy and eat more. they then sort of say "okay go ahead" as I eat and watch closely over their parts
>>75476054
are you MGTOW or something
>>75475998
trying but I am genuinely ugly
I'll keep trying but right now I'm in a tired phase
I think I'll try again when I'm 25 desu
>>75476106
I don't know what that is but most gfs are BAD
>>75475998
thanks la
i want to buy the ezreal nendroid
i'll probably get a gf next term, or at least get laid
>>75476288
senpai....
cant find my comb
>>75476559
don't have enough hair to warrant a comb
where do you get games for emulators
I'm tired
>>75476676
https://www.emuparadise.me/Nintendo_Gamecube_ISOs/Super_Smash_Bros._Melee_(En,Ja)_(v1.02)/178770-download
only game you need
3rd Planet came on Sirius XM today. Interesting.
Who /gf 2017/ here?
this is a neighbourhood in Vaughan, north of Toronto
makin me think here
>>75477228
not me
>>75477354
Do you like boys?
>>75477228
Not me
>>75477228
Me ahah
Thoughts?
>>75477655
gross/10
>>75477463
umm n-no? why?
>>75477655
Not the best candy and some flavors like watermelon are utter shit.
>>75477753
then why wouldn't you want a qt gf?
>>75477882
weeell a canadian gf(male) wouldn't be so bad now that i think about it
>>75475273
Regina
Just got a D in calc 2
Might kill myself desu
>>75478442
dummy. Calculus is easy as fuck
tfw intelligent but lazy
HOW DO I WALK UP TO SOMEONE WHO'S NEVER MET ME AND START UP A CONVERSATION
>>75478602
I wish I could be your gf
>>75478565
why the f*ck would you want to?
My teacher (female) called me charming because I told her that chemistry (her class) was my favorite class
if they lower the voting age they need to lower the age of consent too
>>75478737
theres a 9.5/10 qtpi grill Ive seen a bunch of times at the cafeteria, but I cant work up the courage to talk to her
They should raise the voting age to 21
>>75478775
think of a real reason to talk to her
>>75478775
doesn't answer my question
Actually never mind
Raise it to 25
how the fuck has the left not destroyed itself yet? They literally are contradicting every tenant they were thought to have and there is constant in-fighting. Is it enough that they can rally behind "fuck white people, blacks and muslims are superior" even though everything is they disagree on vehemently?
>>75478831
I cant think of any
I considered acting like an exchange student or something, but Im sure I couldnt pull it off
They should raise the age of consent to 21
What went wrong?
Also lmaoing at mad max
>win all rounds
>except the last one that matters
>>75478883
well lying is certainly not a good way to start off any sort of relationship. you could simply just ask her about herself. people like talking about themselves.
>>75478899
Was Bernier the lolbertarian Frog? Who is Scheer?
Lower the drinking age to 18
Lower the age of consent to 16
Raise the voting age to 25
>>75478896
This. No need for dumbass 18-yr-olds making pornos and having children because they couldn't think ahead.
>>75478956
The age of consent is 16 here
THICK
How can other girls even compete?
raise the voting age to 60. boomers are clearly the wisest generation
>>75478950
I cant. I need an opener
>>75478956
yes
no
23
There is no good argument for not having voter ID. The only argument leftists have is "BLAQ PIPO R 2 STOOPED 2 GET EY DEES DAS RAYSIZM"
Did you have sex today?
>>75479062
Yes
>>75478956
>Lower the drinking age to 18
I'd be dead a lot sooner
...no
>>75479137
drinking yourself to death is more difficult than you seem to think. just look at the Calgary anon, he's still here somehow
>>75478951
Scheer seems like the typical cuckservative "I am personally against abortions, gay marriage etc but will not make government legislation against it..." "We need to accept refugees but the vulnerable christian ones..." "We need corporations to replace the role of government here..."That type of """conservative""". At least he seems to have been more conservative back in the day, but realized that Canada had moved too far left
Voter IDs are voter suppression because they suppress the millions of Undocumented Borderhopper-Americans who want to vote Democrat.
feel like punching something or someone again
>>75479201
maybe not a lot sooner
but the 2 year head start would speed things up
>>75478998
>those knees
Hideous.
hey now hey now
don't dream it's over
>>75479325
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
>>75479356
fuck california desu
>>75479393
rude