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Need a feminine bf edition
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NEED an earthmother gf
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girl (male) here xx
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guinea pigs? wouldn't recommend them under heavy mortar fire
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hate celtniggers
love anglos

simple as
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>single linking
FUCKING DICKHEAD RUNT
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need a nigger bf
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me and the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHc9kSUlDH0
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>>75458997
pics x
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love pints
hate anime nonces

simple as
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https://twitter.com/owenjones84/status/869513987444154368
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>>75458997
post legs
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The fucking state of her name
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>>75459017
the prefects at my school were popular and good looking.
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Police helicopter has been circling directly over the neighbourhood - gave it a cheeky wave
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>>75459036
The state of her in general
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>>75459036
looks like she lives in a dumpster
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Would you?
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>>75459022
>>75459033
bloody ell lads i aint no tranny was just a joke haha
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my school didn't have prefects
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>>75459036
Often wonder if people like this know how crippled they are. They don't have a decent shot at achieving anything but they're unaware of it.

makes me wonder what I'm not aware of about myself
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>>75459036
wouldn't DREAM of taking a drink into a bathroom
farticles floating around and all
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>>75459068
Don't care post pics
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I can make an eggplant parm that renders chicken absolutely useless. True story.
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>>75458962
那就是我,我很女性化。
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just absolutely FUCKED it at the gym lads

when to hard on deadlifts and almost passed out, had to leave
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Rachel
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anime
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cram it, tojo
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>>75459098
alri peoples republic of china
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>>75459067
Bumble is full of above average girls they said
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>>75459098
hello real china
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i'm still undecided if i want to stay living in australia
i can get british citizenship through mum but living in the uk seems pretty dire unless in cornwall or devon, and then i would need to get an adequate job to support myself
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>you can't have a leftist opinion AND post on brit
What did he mean by this
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>>75459125
It is, which is why I get zero matches
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>>75459137
>What did he mean by this
COMMIES OUT
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>>75459137
/brit/ is generally right wing, so no, you're not going to have a good time here
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>>75459098
tai wan namber one hahahahaha
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>>75459149
Not a commie just hate capitalism and want it overthrown
Simple as
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>>75459166
status quo>change
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>>75459223
grim
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>>75459223
geordies truly are a fucking disgrace
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>status quo > change
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>>75459137
hes saying you /shouldn't/, not that you can't. you know its gonna turn into a political argument, and everyones gonna ignore your posts except the 2 or 3 you argue with.
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>just hate capitalism and want it overthrown
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>>75459223
haunting backside
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cold out.
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*takes a bite*
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Best pope 2bh
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>>75459194
agreed, 100 more years of neoliberalism thanks
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going to Japan
see if I can get a hug
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>>75459263
I don't post about politics on here x
>>75459271
me on the left
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>>75459166
if I was at my computer I'd fedora you so hard
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>>75459305
>I don't post about politics on here x
>>75459137
>>75459166
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>>75459303
nonce
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why is it with a lot of girls, when they put a bit of weight in it looks nice because it goes to their tits, arse, thighs etc, sort of an even distribution. but there are a minority of girls that all their fat goes to their belly, and they remain flat chested and arseless? that's got to be some sort of curse?
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is commieposting really the most powerful gimmick of 2017 /brit/?
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>>75459284
more of a 2000s guy myself
ratzinger is the best
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>>75459071
Hmm I wish I had less self awareness desu. Lot of people are utter states and get by happily because they have no idea
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>Not a commie just hate capitalism and want it overthrown
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>>75459374
annoys the most people, so yes
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Looking forward to cooking this chicken lads. Gonna be good.
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love x
hate y

simple as
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>>75459374
gotta shill for corbyn, lad.
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>>75459324
That was in responce to >>75459105
It wasn't full on politics posting now fuck off yank
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hate the left
hate the right
love radical centrism
simple as
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>>75459397
tell me about it, I have to carefully avoid mirrors & reflective surfaces because one glimpse of my reflection makes me unable to function
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>fedoraposting
>in 2017
2013 called, they want their memes back!

captcha: london traffic (LOL)
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who /comfy/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIC4VSUE7q4
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hate the irish
simple as
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eyes glosed bicture dis
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The old lads from school invited me out forms game of footy. Plans will probably fall through will keep you updated x
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>>75459374
it'll probably stop after the general election

tony blair's making a comeback to politics soon though so my guess is that blairism/neoliberalism/radical centrism like danelad's sort is the ideology that's going to be shilled next
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>>75459114
At least you didn't fuck your back squatting
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>>75459464
amazing post
i rescind my preference for pope ratzinger and put in the polish john paul II
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>>75459459
autistic anime manchild
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>fedoraposting
>>in 2017
>2013 called, they want their memes back!
>captcha: london traffic (LOL)
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Starting to like Gideon now - he is really getting his own back on T. May
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>>75459422
>responding to politics posts isn't politics posting
makes one think
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>>75459466
only good post ITT
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>>75459505
insolent child
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What is the actual problem with being a centrist? Isn't it a good thing to treat each issue individually and not be influenced by the fact that you identify as left or right wing?
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>insolent child
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ARITE BY GUM LIKE
GOIN' DOWN T'PUB
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>>75459513
FOY
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love the conservative party, hate theresa may

just want a proper leader in charge
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'stening t'a bi' o' the ol' 'o-fi 'ip 'op
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WE DEM BOYZ!!!!!!
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why are women so overweight these days?
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>>75459587
>ARITE BY GUM LIKE
absolute state of you

it's "eee by gum" and "reet/rate"
never coopt my culture again thanks
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>>75459573
I'm right wing on immigration, the criminal system. left wing on healthcare, employment rights. does that make me a radical centrist?
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>wanna follow a cool ideology like communism
>hate poor people
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>>75459658
nah it makes you a fascist
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>>75458962
you have to die
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>>75459646
ah yes the old lofi chip shop very good
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>>75459657
FUCK OFF with your victim complex
FUCK OFF thinking you're better than anyone else
you're fucking NORTHERN
YOU'RE SCUM
YOU'RE NOTHING
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>>75459698
>being right wing on immigration makes you a fascist
hmmm
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>>75459658
sounds like you love both nationalism and socialism

i hear there's an ideology for that
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why is belief in father christmas ridiculed but belief in god not? literally both stories told to children to make them behave a certain way.
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>>75459698
Except that it doesn't at all, and you're just an angry rasheed. Standard, usual.
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>>75459658
makes you a 1970's miner
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'g 'n 'o 'e 's 's, 'e 't 'g?
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love nationalism
love socialism
hate nazis
simple as
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>you're walking down the street
>suddenly see this lithe god and he offers to let you fuck him in the ass
would you?
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Think I might go to a business related to my degree to hand in my CV lads.
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>>75459727
>hitler
>socialist
Unless you mean the strasserist type
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'med my ca'
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>>75459759
I'd make fun of his tiny willy
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>>75459754
don't speak welsh sorry
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the gf
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>>75459789
that's clearly not erect
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>>75459775
national socialism=/=hitlerism and nazism
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>>75459789
>caring about dick size
lmao
the absolute state of ameritribesmen
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>i don't believe in santa
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>>75459789
>he doesn't have a sports-cock
t. never-an-olympian
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>>75459809
yes it is
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love white supremacy
hate nazis
love pints
simple as
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>>75459805
VERY gross
do not want you posting females in my thread again, ok? thanks
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>>75459727
>>75459751
i'm not a nazi though. I just don't think we should keep filling the country up with Jihadists, whilst I value the benefit of fair workers rights, and universal healthcare and education.
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>>75459759
imagine sculpting a willy in such fine detail
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>mom won't accept that i'm british
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>>75459876
this one's for you
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>>75459872
>imagine... a willy
bender
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NEED a gf lads
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>you will NEVER be ancient roman patrician who gets to fuck slave boys
i've... had a hard life...
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>>75459894
FODY (fuck off desert yank)
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>>75459844
no it isn't
the greeks/romans didn't put erect penises on statues
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>>75459921
the bender is also a nonce

what a surprise
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>>75459950
yes they did
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>>75459850
yeah sure thing
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>>75459817
if it's not over 5 when erect it's hard to pleasure a woman
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>>75459958
someone fell for the religion meme
going to pray to a dead guy from 2000 years ago?
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>>75459972
>female
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IMAGINE having a willy of 5 inches or smaller

haunting
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>>75459984
lol
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>>75459984
what is wanting to rape children got to do with god?
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my fupa hides my willy
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>>75459979
why should i care about someone else's pleasure?
one (1) good answer please
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>go to shop to get some lunch
>as soon as I step out I see Muslim with 2/3 kids
>walk down the street see 4 paki kids playing
>near the shop
>paki asks if I live round here, if I want drugs
>say no walk off
>says are you sure whilst im walking off

Fuck this country, just nuke it

Within 50 years we will be a minority in our own homeland
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>>75460015
they'll be more willing in turn to pleasure you
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>>75460013
>falling for christian values this hard
creasing
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>>75460015
because it is hard to sustain a long term relationship where only one party derives pleasure from sex.
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>>75460064
i only feel a need to have children
not a wife
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>>75460099
me on the left (love pints)
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>>75459071
>They don't have a decent shot at achieving anything but they're unaware of it.

They aren't unaware of it

They all become hairdressers and "make up artists", they're hardly trying to become CEOs
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>>75459137
>AND post on brit
>brit

Newfag you need to leave
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reckon paxo's gotten a bit rusty

he used to be interview-kino, now he's a bit shrill
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>>75460099
me heeming the runty hatepints
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On three different dating platforms but still can't get any girls
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im neutral on pints
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>>75460099
PINTS PINTS PINTS

WAHEEEEEEY
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>>75460089
most women who want kids want them with someone they can settle down with, bud. and by most, I man literally all of them, unless you are super, super rich.
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Just got into Harvard lads. Ask me anything
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*Orders a pint of Baileys*
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>>75460192
epic
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got a lot of work to do today

only just woke up
JUST
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>>75460240
yui-chan!!!!!! <3333333333
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>>75460240
what work you got to do lad?
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>>75460240
oh, is that so?

*filters you*
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>>75460278
job applications
think the deadlines are end of the month

>>75460261
the gf desu
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jonathan bowden was a smart cookie
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hope duerte cleanses his country of m*s*ims
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everyone report the anime none avatarfag
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Hows it working out for you guys?
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>>75460342
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>>75460319
don't worry lad you can do it!
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>>75460342
nonce i mean
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>>75460240
>waking up at 1504
>posting anime
>work to do

oh yeah what work are you going to be doing you fucking autist? wanking youself off to chinese kids cartoons in your bedroom while you shitpost on the internet all day?
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forgot how much anime triggers normie hours /brit/ haha
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i believe in the superiority of the white race but also in the duty of care the superior race owes the lesser races (or beast races, as i like to call them)
this is in the same manner that man is king of the animal kingdom and owes a duty of care to the lesser species (or beasts)

for instance, the white man should rule the earth but he should also not harm nor suppress the beast races, unless it benefits the advancement of the white race; i.e. imperialism
this is same logic we can apply to the animal kingdom; man must not harm beast save for the benefit of mankind (not to be mistaken for man the individual)

in this mindset, both the beasts and beast races are allowed rights, freedoms and prosperity, and as the superior race, the white man need not lower his stature with trivialities such as racism and violence (except where intrinsic or necessary)

simple as
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@75460390
'ck off cartoon 'nce
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>>75460390
they can't stop us la'
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Want to go out for a cheeky spliff but don't want to do so whilst kids are finishing school 2bh
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k-on? nah, i don't rate it
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>>75460419
what's their endgame?
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No way, man.
We're going to keep on shitposting forever.

Forever, forever, forever... forever... forever... forever.
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:3
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>>75459071
Take 5 tabs of acid and find out pussieeeeeeeee
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>>75460015
feels good when a girl cums because of you
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>>75460390
3pm isnt quite normie hours but its true any time of day
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>i believe in the superiority of the white race but also in the duty of care the superior race owes the lesser races (or beast races, as i like to call them)
>this is in the same manner that man is king of the animal kingdom and owes a duty of care to the lesser species (or beasts)
>for instance, the white man should rule the earth but he should also not harm nor suppress the beast races, unless it benefits the advancement of the white race; i.e. imperialism
>this is same logic we can apply to the animal kingdom; man must not harm beast save for the benefit of mankind (not to be mistaken for man the individual)
>in this mindset, both the beasts and beast races are allowed rights, freedoms and prosperity, and as the superior race, the white man need not lower his stature with trivialities such as racism and violence (except where intrinsic or necessary)
>simple as
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>kendall jenner is taller than me

doing an internal howl
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>>75460548
rasheed
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>>75460556
alri turtle
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>>75460556
She's taller than the average male though
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>>75460587
fuck OFF
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>rasheed
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>>75460587
i'm the circumcised melbourne poster not turtlle (phimo)
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>>75459876
Walk up in the club like whattup I got no cock
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should I stop working in a call centre and start working in a bar?
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>>rasheed
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>>>rasheed
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>>75460622
>literally every aussie poster in /brit/ has a medical problem with their willy
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>>75459972
Kinda looks like my cousin
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I'm kind of feminine and really twinky but I have a MASSIVE, thick, meaty veiny cock and I wonder if that's a deal breaker
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>>75460611
cant dance half as well as that
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>>75460685
I don't
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>>75460699
t. phimoturtle
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i have a beautiful willy
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>>75459002
we are celts
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>>75460718
PLEASE show me x
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why do people propagate the myth that turtlemong and phimo are the same person?
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>>75460731
no way bud i'm saving it for that special someone
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>>75460451
The mixing of the human race to the point where everyone looks like Mike Pence
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>>75460736
Never seen them in the same photo together
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>>75460741
I am that special someone
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>>75460718
FONT
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>>75460736
because it's funny
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the future looks bleak
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>>75460785
im not laughing
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i look a bit like turtle ngl
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>>75460794
mozamblique
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>>75460801
boring cunt
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>his house doesn't have solar panels

dumb racist rorke
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vid of me in mexico lads
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>>75460622
*sorts aussies.xls by penis deformity*
ah, there you are
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>>75460685
Can't have terror attacks if you get rid of all muslims.
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how do you tell your doctor you're suicidal without telling them you're suicidal
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england is going to get gangbanged by the remaining Eu countries and then there will be a divorce with lots and lots of alimony.

JUST
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>>75460685
I have an intact willy.
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>>75460889
put a gun to your head inside her office
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>>75460869
cant have terrorist attacks if everyone is muslim
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>>75460889
kill yourself in his office
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>>75460889
ask how many asprins you can take at once before its lethal
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>>75460906
>her
how'd you know my doctor is a woman
>>75460914
>his
sexist
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>>75460908
didnt really think that one through did you mate
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>>75460889
tell them you don't see a point in living but you've not got any immediate plans to top yourself
thats what i did and i didn't get sectioned
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>>75460906
>turkey
theory debunked
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If all muslims are terrorists, how come they haven't all committed terror attacks?
Checkmate Roarke.
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fentanyl was used by dealers in the 90s to kill of junkies who were too clingy now leafs and yanks are getting addicted to it
mad stuff
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>>75460939
oops haha that was for the finn
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>>75460925
Stop taking credit for my shitposts.
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>>75460940
mass suicide bombings from your entire force is the gambit you save for the final arc, after the power rangers have gotten the ultrazord
>>
Creased at the fact that there are actual British 'men' who smoke weed
>>
Don't mess me around sunshine.
>>
https://twitter.com/SteveStuWill/status/867163586665168896
diogenes was FACTUALLY correct
a true visionary
>>
>>75460964
me also>>75460925
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>>75460940
all muslims should be treated as ticking timebombs waiting to be radicalised

they literally worship a book that says to kill all non-believers
>>
vid of me in mexico lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp3iWnHsWKY
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>>75460981
you speak arabic?
>>
>>75460966
couldn't agree more

textbook specimen behaviour
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Didn't reply to me all day lads
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>>75460997
yeah
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If you don't do cocaine you are literally a non-white.
>>
cant beleive there's some idiots in this thread debating the meaning of nazism
everyone knows

national socialist = nazi

just like

democratic republic of korea = north korea
>>
>>75461030
Uruguay confirmed white
>>
my phimosis is playing up again, my foreskin is just a big balloon of piss
>>
>>75461030
Cocaine appears to the rapebaby's favorite drug.
>>
Business idea: Fly to Chile and do a wee over the border into argentina
>>
Looks like you need to get snipped
>>
>>75461064
don't care 2bh just tired of champagne socialists pretending they're any different from hitler
>>
>>75461093
Replying to >>75461073
>>
kill all anti-fascists
>>
>>75461030
weird how producers countries like colombia equator and bolivia don't have a huge cocaine use
thought it would be everywhere there
>>
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Anybody else has imaginary friends? (self.Incels)
submitted an hour ago * by wxcazemoderate extremist

I have 1 imaginary best friend. She is so supportive, she gives me motivation when I feel lonely etc. She gives me attention and affection.
But when I'm too tired, I don't even have the willpower to have an imaginary conversation with her.
I had a real female friend once, but she moved on another city. She used to hug me etc. I also had an online friend, but I feel like she was just the product of my imagination. I think I have memory impairment. Or just lack of sleep,lol.
Who are your friends?
>>
Think I'm gonna go fry this chicken lads
>>
>>75461030
whites are so degenerate
>>
agreed to participate in a bbq later today but they want me to contribute equally to the costs despite me eating far less than everyone else (they're mostly obese, a few skinnyfats as well, whereas I'm a skinny runt)

think I'm going to cancel 2bh
>>
>Microsofts cash reserves are equal to the entire monetary reserves of the whole UK

fascinating
>>
>>75461125
you don't get high off your own supply
>>
why do apparently heterosexual english men like russell brand and david beckham have such poncey voices??
>>
>>75461125
don't get high on your own supply
>>
>>75461030
such a plebiscite drug ngl senpai
>>
>>75461139
white people built the world as we know it you petulant little plasmid
>>
>>75461128
>>
>>75460197
Did you get into Harvard?
>>
>Ba'al is on earth wearing a pinstripe suit

Ok, I was about ready to drop SG1, but this nigga might just get them a reprieve
>>
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hate nonces
love anime

simple as
>>
love police shows
>>
got an imaginary friend called deano

he keeps telling me to put a deposit on a barratt home
>>
>>75461170
ok then

some white people built the world as we know it and some have degenerate habits
>>
>>75461125
i lived in colombia for a while and the general populace is probs more anti-drug than here, i guess cause of their history and they want to leave it behind, even though theres lots of it around and its cheap
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>>75461239
imagine if this man was your father
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>>75461239
look at that fucking belly
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[–]HomoheroBishii 7 points 4 hours ago

Random dudes always talk about my height for no reason, like "can you reach this?" then they smugly jump and touch the ceiling. It's funny because I actually can (I squat 400 currently so I have explosive legs), but society is set up in a way where if I made these weakass punks pay, I'd go to jail so I just flip them off. Obliviously there's the lazy "midget" crap too. Again, these pricks get laid even though girls apparently hate bad personalities.
Like seriously, what the fuck is their problem?

permalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply
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Really hate real deano hours on /brit/(6PM GMT - 11PM GMT)

When the runt deano's finish their shift as manager at JJB, get in their VW golf GTI(on finance) and drive home to their new build baratt home to watch X factor and have a chinese on the sofa with the GF while /brit/posting from their new iphone 7(£70/month contract)
>>
hate fatties
hate bloaters
hate lardies
hate yanks
love putting the fork down
love eating a balanced diet
>>
>>75461239
get away this cant be real
>>
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brits do their laundry in the kitchen
>>
Hate Allah
Love God
>>
>>75461215
>general populace is probs more anti-drug than here
it's the same in opium producing countries like afghanistan and the golden triangle in asia
the population sees all the problems that drugs is causing (murders, higher crime overall etc) so everyone involved (producers or users) are just shunned and ostracised
>>
>>75461287
do it in the utility room obviously mate
>>
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>>75461239
LEWD TIM
>>
>>75461274
I bet you're great at parties...
>>
>>75461271
pretty sure most of britain is deano
>>
hate allah
hate god
love hats
simple as
>>
>>75461325
>post
>flag
2+2
>>
>>75461306
FOB
>>
*gets away*
>>
>>75461325
fatty fat boyyy wayoooooo
*jiggles your belly*
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyvkruUOjfw
>>
have a 'ven 'za in the 'ven
>>
*shoots you between the shoulder blades as you get away*
>>
>>75457187
>>75457187
>>75457187
>>
>>75461239
part of me wishes that tim is actually just a higher level of art
>>
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