/brit/

despise /pol/

just dropped my xannies on the bathroom floor

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

despise communism

>>75457159
>has and always been
ah yes... well done....

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anime

>>75457159
doubt any neo-nazis actually agree with Duce there

True communism has never been tried.

playing with my bollocks

Islam

Mussolini's quote is incredible in its historical context
He said that before we even knew about DNA and he predicted that humans are genetically equal around 95% which is very close to the actual %
He was truly a genius and ahead of his time
Everything che said was true though

who /straightbuster/ here?

>>75457206
anime? more like binime

>>75457214
pics x

>>75457228
*bins you* haha you asked for it

love pints
love men
hate rorke

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hmmmm

>>75457222
Based Sargon

the jawbreakers in ed edd n eddy were ludicrously oversized

suspect my parents have done a bad job of raising me

>>75457259
i was under the assumption most pol posts were ironic

>>75457268
good show tho

Belly button stinks of stilton cheese lads

give yours a good scratch and tell me what you smell

>>75457268
same as my willy wahey

>>75457278

>he's never heard of Poes law

true fascism has never been tried

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I am the master of /brit/ and /newbrit/

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>>75457156
You're just not watching the right ones.

>>75457285
shan't

>>75457285
smells worse than my butthole

>>75457285
last nights cum

imagine being so angry about people not liking your communist whinging that you go and make an ms paint comic
screeching at the thought

girl im talking to says she's an anime fan

red flag or nah?

>>75457306
'commend some good 'nime for me, then

>>75457301
dont care you fucking pale nerd

True capitalism has never been tried

>>75457334
post a pic of her

>>75457346
k-on

>>75457334
nah

>>75457346
Haruhi Suzumiya

>>75457334
Massive red flag

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>>75457346
Gunbuster. If you don't like Gunbuster there's no hope for you.

>>75457315
do it you little shit

Bloody tesco doesn't even have potato starch lads

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*does a minutes silence for ira terrorists*

>>75457360
vikings were shit to be fair
little more than tiresome pests to civilised europe

>>75457369
>>75457390
getting mixed signals

Racists and Niggers both need to be exterminated from are radical centrist society.

>>75457360
Saved to the ol' folder

>>75457334
Nothing wrong with anime.

bloomin mental that egyptians, vikings and inuits were black

>>75457346
Gunsmith Cats and Akazukin Chacha

thing about politicians is, they'll talk a big game but when it comes time to deliver they often disappoint

thats my opinion take it or leave it

>>75457367
>cute girls doing boring things

yeah, no thanks mate

>>75457389
>cute girls doing boring things

yeah, no thanks mate

>>75457392
>mechashite

yeah, no thanks mate

>>75457360
Vikings had the best ships of the world at their time and were expert metal workers and traders
Meanwhile niggers.....

>>75457437
*leaves it*

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Eatin M'lunch

C:

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gf material.

>>75457346
Shinchan Crayon

I can tell an irishman and a brit apart just by looking at them
its like a 6th sense

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Might have a cheeky work wank

>>75457466
thats a dog mate

>>75457441
Fine then, partypooper. Watch Texhnolyze.

>>75457466
this is degenerate

pugs are disgusting runt tier dogs

>>75457444
Rule America and Portugal

There is nothing wrong with habitually having a beer or two every day.

Prove me wrong, pro-tip, you can't.

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>>cute girls doing boring things

>yeah, no thanks mate

>>75457346
kill la kill yourself disgusting weeb

>>75457479
>pretentious shite

yeah, no thanks mate

>>75457469
What about an English person with Irish ancestry?

>>75457485
yes

a lot of small runty and overly inbred dogs are shit and should be destroyed

>>75457490
rorke

r/unitedkingdom is making fun of us again

/leftypol/ is making fun of us again

>>75457538
link us it

fuck the irish
mick celtniggers are worth less than shit
fucking subhuman trash they need be anglo'd

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495431786661.webm

>>75457346
Don't listen to these anime nonces, watch a normie anime like:

> Code Geass
> Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood
> Attack On Titan
> Cowboy Bebop

tried the action posting gimmick on another board and it confused and enraged the runts

>>75457571
why can't americans handle the banter?

>>75457580
why are yanks so cancerous?

>>75457574
>attack on titan
HAHA YOU RUNTOID

>>75457593
obesity

>>75457598
obesity

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Give me your gf

>>75457599
What? It's a good introduction to anime.

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WE'RE ALL IN HERE LADS
>>75457621
doesn't make it good

>>75457566
>worth less than shit
so more than your uncle

>>75457500
still can

>>75457637
Better than all the obscure nonce-tier anime recommendations everyone else was giving him

>no u
ah yes, the irish

>>75457668
>if it's obscure it's bad
sweety xx

might start preparing the chicken (to cook lol)

>>75457593
alien concept to them lad. could well be genetic. probably linked to obesity.

prepping the bull

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>>worth less than shit
>so more than your uncle

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What books you lot reading then?

>>75457718
>reading

>>75457718
das kapital
marx is a genius

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>tfw told the boss I was ill so I couldn't come in but I'm actually browsing brit and wanking to hentai

>>75457718
fucking nerd. go back to the library NERD

>>75457747
just got you fired thanks

marx is a fucking genius

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>>75457713
>>worth less than shit
>>so more than your uncle

>>75457718
Fahrenheit 451 and some political books xx

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>>>worth less than shit
>>>so more than your uncle

>>75457718
Freaky Deaky. Shit title but enjoyable so far

>be irish
>fuck up quoting
lmao

>>75457760
Rude

was having a sip from my tea then i saw fedoraposting and i chucked and spat out my tea onto my chest which burned my chest and i also choked on the tea left in my throat

>>75457857
pics x

>>75457857
haunting image

Holy fucking shit r/ united kingdom sure fucking hate Theresa may it's like that forum is literally funded by the labour party

>>75457894
t.ory shill

>>75457857
>laughing at 'doraposting
dire

>be australian
>get shot

>>75457894
im shocked

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last day at work lads

really not looking forward to going back into NEET hell after working for a year, within I week I can guarantee i'll be living off super noodles and sleeping till 4pm

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>>laughing at 'doraposting
>dire

tá mé ag ól an cupan tae :)

>>75457911
he chucked mate
naught chuckled
possibly going for a heem he were

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>>laughing at 'doraposting
>dire

>be irish
>get potato'd

>>75457718
I like books that have had popular films made from them so I can tell everyone the book was better.
apart from any stephen king adaptations, then the film is usually better

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>was having a sip from my tea then i saw fedoraposting and i chucked and spat out my tea onto my chest which burned my chest and i also choked on the tea left in my throat

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>be me

>>75457923
>really not looking forward to going back into NEET hell after working for a year, within I week I can guarantee i'll be living off super noodles and sleeping till 4pm

why are you quitting then? or were you fired?

>>75457923
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

love ireland
hate england
simple as

listenning to kpop

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>>laughing at 'doraposting
>dire

>>75457458

PLEASE respond if you are here and please be in

AUSTIN
U
S
T
I
N

>>75457943
>>75457943
have a word lads

>>75457966
nonce

listenning to pop

oh
glo
ri
a
i
fe
el
so
much
bet
ter

>>75457992
That's a bit vague.

>>75457986
not even going to dignify that with an answer

need a feminine bf lads

[whispers] bogies

>>75457930
You're so special speaking Irish.

listening to op

[yells] BOGIES

>>75458013
*pantses you*

are you FUCKING MAD

listening to 'p

>>75457956
being made redundant

>>75458065
Jokes on you, I'm wearing 3 pairs of pants.

the lord i my shepherd i shall not want, he maketh me to lie down in green pastures

>>75458077
ow shite lad. i hope you have luck finding another decent job somewhere down the line

my first console was the sega mega drive and if you ask me, it was all downhill from there

>>75458041
ty :0)

listening

>>75458091
what kind lad?

remember that nonce from jersey who used to post here

>>75458091
*pantses you trice* OwO

YMCA

Bogies.

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Dominatrix gf

>>75457962
you're not coming to my birthday now

>>75457259
you poor thing :( x

>>75457962
>hate england
bit rude???????????!?!?!?

(only 90s kids will remember this)
watching recess on diggit

not gay but I don't find lesbian porn arousing at all
simple as

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>just wanked
>urge to wank again

hate women

not furry just like the porn
simple as

>>75458161
>not gay but i display obvious bender tendencies

ok homo, whatever you say you big poof

>>75457211
you can be a fascist and not a neo-nazi

heard some 14-15 year old pseudo-intellectual runts on the bus saying how hans zimmer is like the 21st century mozart and is possibly even better.

i could barely contain ym rage. i'm no music connoisseur myself but seriously how can your opinion be so runty, all of hans zimmers music is formulaic and overly bombastic, deliberately manufactured to please normals like those little cretins. mozart was actually massively influential and was a massive influence of music to come afterwards.

indifferent to women

>>75458155
FOY I was watching tracey beaker on cbbc

In the middle of a fantastic poo. Been waiting for it for 3 hours.

I said get out the car

>>75458171
>>75458187
me too thanks

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>>75458128
looks suspiciously like latex to me

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The gf just sent me this and tgen unsent it quickly what do?

>>75458204
describe it for us lad

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>heard some 14-15 year old pseudo-intellectual runts on the bus saying how hans zimmer is like the 21st century mozart and is possibly even better.

>i could barely contain ym rage. i'm no music connoisseur myself but seriously how can your opinion be so runty, all of hans zimmers music is formulaic and overly bombastic, deliberately manufactured to please normals like those little cretins. mozart was actually massively influential and was a massive influence of music to come afterwards.

>>75458161
this. unless theres a man willy going into an female orifice its not real porn

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>>75458097
cheers lad

just watched a chink take a bbc up the arsehole

>>75458099
Failte romhat.

once got the bus back from school and had to get out halfway to take a shit in mcdonalds in the town centre, hands down the biggest one I've ever taken
I left it in the bowl because fuck corporations and got a 2nd bus for the remaining journey

the best part is it was absolutely massive volume but didnt hurt on the way out, only holding it in on the bus hurt

>>75458227
Type 4 on Bristol stool chart. At least 7-8 different chunks currently in the bowl.

>>75458194
yeah haha
*drinks my pint while looking away*

racists are nearly as bad as niggers

>>75458244
do you get a year's wages for being made redundant?

>>75458187
used to wank quite often to High tail hall whence I was a young'un aha

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Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!

>>75458275
>fuck corporations but workers are good
>leave a huge shit for a worker to clean up
really makes you think

>>75458278
*bashes the bottom of your pint upward, sending the contents flying all over your face and over your shirt*

>>75458279
what about a racist nigger

>>75458307
He doesn't look Japanese desu

>>75458161
Same here. Can't self-insert when there's no male.

>>75458307
season 5 tommorow lads don't forget xx

>>75458112
The wanasheed who ended up in gaol for terrorist threads? lol

not gay but i climaxed to gay porn earlier this evening

>>75458315
screaming

>>75458330
ooh

>>75458307
me in five years

>>75458315
shhh dont tell him

>>75458354
pics x

*does a dab*

>>75458315
you have totally exposed my hypocrisy

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need to get back to work in 1 minute

>>75458354
Sick of everyone saying I'm gay just because I enjoy having sex with other men and it is the only way I can cum.

>>75458343
nah not him there was another guy who kept posting pictures of a young girl trying to justify being a nonce

Hate how australians say no. Wish that entire 'country' would just fuck off.

not gay just like men, simple as

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doing a 'member

genuinely think the philmarillion is one the maddest things to happen on the internet in general

if a nigger ever came up to me i would punch him

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>Hate how australians say no. Wish that entire 'country' would just fuck off.

>>75458425
SCREAMING at this post

>>75458397
noer

wish we had cameron back
appreciated the lad in hindsight, minus the whole pigfucking thing

>>75458376
im shy :3

>>75458420
to this day i can't figure out whether this was an elaborate joke or a genuinely mentally deranged individual

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The 'za fell apart a bit in the oven should still be ok x

>>75458462
*hugs you*
:3

screaming at the mgtow sub'ddit lads.

>>75458462
>>75458478
*takes out my huge horse cock*
*gently pulls your tail away from your dripping pussy*
:3

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lunch break over lads

>>75458286
unfortunately not

>>75458503
bit of a bestiality that is

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how does she put on the trousers

>>75458534
very carefully

>>75458534
possible zip/button configuration i would assume

>>75458533
alri

>>75458318
fucking psycho

>>75458534
pretty sure this is an actual pokemon at this point

I am intellectually superior to all you hopeless cretins

>>75458534
like this ;)

*shatters your jaw with a life-ending right hook*

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*plays the bassline to psycho killer*

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Hey lads doing an read

>>75458534
she gets sown into them retard
why would a horse girl need to get undressed at night

>>75458589
so i can bang her thicc horse gash

>>75458578
*ends my life*

got my kot lying on my abdomen. really want to get up and get a drink but i dont want to move him. he's too cute

>>75458550
>>75458589
she could get into it without having to do this. just slip in the hind legs from the opening at the top, then put in the front legs

>>75458623
pics x

*bums you*

just fucking pounded my cat with a devastating right jab to the kidneys and the little shit stopped moving 5 minutes ago hahahaah

>>75458513
do you get any compensation? don't know how it works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FR842KUaOw

what have you done for national shite day

nearly voting time lads. gona be a crazy few weeks

*kisses you*

>>75458651
epic bro!!
*high 5s you*

just circumcised the cat

*rebuffs your advances and gets with your best mate instead*

>>75458658
every day is national shite day over there.

marx = god

lenin = jesus

corbyn = the second coming

like if u agree

>>75458637
>>75458663
heh, no thank you ;)

*sends you flying with an almighty wallop to your temple*

In sports direct copping some new footy boots, dire state of affairs in this retail outlet

*fiddles with your nipples*

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>>75458651
what?

Should I buy Friday the 13th the game lads?

*whispers into your ear*

>>75458690
not today mate ;)

*shuts down your brain with a bone-shattering blow to your cheekbone*

>>75458708
yeah

>>75458686
*deflects your punch with my massive erection*
*wacks you with my dick*

>>75458653
I went on the online calculator and apparently not but it was a low paid job and i'm only 21

>>75458708
watch jim sterlings review of it. doesnt look great.

>>75458708
only if you're under the age of 18

>>75458589
so she can have a bath

>>75458682
how are the pakis doing

*prepares you food for our anniversary*

Ah yes
Countdown

>>75458651>>75458678
wtf stop

>>75458756
tad racist.

not many live where i am though, mostly shitty poles.

>>75458756
they realised the uk is shit so they're all going to romania now. hope thats ok x

>>75458757
you work too hard ;)

*pulverizes your eye socket with a thunderous punch to your face*

**asks you shyly if you want to see a movie next saturday*

gave the cat a knife and swiftly slit its throat
stupid fuck didn't even pick it up and fight back ahaha

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*walks towards you*

like poles irl but HATE poles on 4chan

all of them. never seen a polish poster that's not a total cunt

*annihilates your fucking temple with an extremely fast downward chop, cleaving your head in two*

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>**

love pints, simple as

>>75458766
>tad racist.
pakis aren't a race
>>75458769
lies

*holds your hand*

>>75458800
i, with only good intentions in mind, must decline your humble offer ;)

*demolishes your facial structure with the swing of my fist*

Marinating a chicken lads

>>75458830
ok this is actually pretty impressive though

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*towers over you*

just found out cats are NOT bulletproof

>>75458826
*it was a hologram*
*appears behind you and crushes the heel of my foot into your skull, pulverizing it into a mere paste*

*confesses my love to you*

>>75458800
*checks my diary*
*entry for next saturday reads "wank to tranny porn and play hearts of iron till 4am"*
i'm busy

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havin a beer lads.

just found out dogs are NOT resistant to radiation

>>75457317
>butthole
funny word toobh

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>>75458898
>hearts of iron
Hoping it's not hoi4
>>75458899
Don't care

>>75458874
*grinds your lower jaw into fine fucking dust with an expert axe kick and makes your head into an hourglass shape with an absolutely demolishing box clap*

just found out small woodland birds are NOT suitable materials for stab-proof armor

mario

wario

rasheed

washeed

business idea: everyone has chickens and gets free eggs

netflix & chill?

love australian posters, simple as

>>75458940
hate em, simple as
love pints

>>75458962
New

BOGIEEESSSSSS

>>75458973
bad post

bogies

>>75457485
Had to mind two pugs only last weekend

As far as dogs go, they're entertaining