/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

I want to fart but it doesnt come out

>>75453500
careful you don't make a poo

wee wee minge arse fanny germans and francmany are gayt=

all french and germans must die

>>75453593
Rude

>>75453612
Also pretty rude

thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

>>75453407
France is a garbage country. Even their president is delusional about France's importance in world affairs. I think he genuinely believes France is on the same level as Russia.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlogKJhiGOQ

France are Algerian, UK are polack, Germany are Turk.

>>75453910
actually we are indian/pakistani get it right

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>>75453791
What a terrible fate for Alsace Lorraine. Wonder what being a people with such dual identity is like.
Neither fully french nor fully german, yet not being its own thing.

Which rural regions of France and Germany would be nice to travel through?

also, how much foreign language would I need to learn to be able to communicate okay to the locals?

>>75453944
You can go in Gers, Eure et loir

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>>75453944
Dordogne is pretty awesome.
You won't need to speak french sincethere are a lot of british expats so you'll feel right at home.
Auvergne is awesome as well. Look for the Puy de dôme.

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>>75454011
>>75454027
Nice.
If you were to travel in the UK, I'd advise the South-West. It's green, comfy, still recognisably British, not too post-industrial since it has that rural British charm, the cities have classical Roman and Georgian architecture, mostly white population

>>75454176
If I speak Breton to Cornish people, would they understand me ?

>>75454176
Whats "Eden Projet" ?

>>75454176
Yeah, I thought about visiting Bristol as recommended in another thread since it's twinned with Bordeaux..
It's a real shame how ruined by deindustrialization some regions were. Northern France is kinda like that as well.
South Western France was left rural and agricultural

bonjour mon amis

pardon, main mon francais ne pas bien

is this correct frogs? or do you say something like "je ne parlé pas bien francais?

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>>75454380
basically a huge indoor rainforest

/fug/ the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1svA2sGhDEE

>>75454176
exeter mentioned

how are we today

>>75454573
If you were to pronounce it, it should work.
But it's "mais mon Français n'est pas bien"
As in
>Mon Français est bien
My french is good
>Mon Français N'est PAS bien
My French is not good
(Ne [verb] pas is the negation, you can not say the "ne" as well, but it's less formal)
>Je ne parle pas bien français
It works as well.

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>>75454739
merci beaucoup

>>75453763
But it is.

>>75454573
Hey lad, not a bad effort but here you go:
Bonjour les amis, je ne parle pas bien français.

Understandable that you find it hard, being bilingual

warum sind keine Deutscheren in diesem Faden?

>>75454819
I never paid attention in French class when I was a kid unfortunately, appreciate the help

can you tell me why it would be les amis? I thought mon/mes was the male possessive?

>>75454881
Yeah but les works just as well coz it's neutral.
Otherwise "mes" is the plural and you should have used that instead of "mon".
There's no distinction for that in English so don't suppose it's easy eh !

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>>75454610
kek

but /fug/ the show is probably 'Allo 'Allo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oySA2CGqa6Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2jGRLQIUvs

>>75454881
Anyway gotta go so gl with communicating lad

>>75455022
ah okay, thanks for the help mate

why is there not a single german post ITT?

i'm missing our kraut autism

>>75455138
Wörk obviously.
>du bist keine shitpost at wörk
-Die 10 Kommandment

>>75455206
>shitpost
Scheisspost

>>75455206
kek

Good afternoon, my fellow civilised friends.

>Ich am der Wörk, dir Gott, who brought du out of the Land of Ägypten, out of das haus of bondage.
>Du shall have nitch other Gotts before Ich.
>Du shall nicht make Fun.
>Du shall nicht take die Name of der Wörk, dir Gott in vain.
>Remember the Holocaust, to keep it heilig.
>Honor dir Boss und dir Wörker.
>Du shall nicht trink Wein.
>Du shall nicht commit Gut Kochen.
>Du shall nicht lend to Griechenland.
>Du shall nicht bear falsch report against dir Juden.
>Du shall covet Land.

I tried.
>>75455749
Well hello old chap.

>>75455138
All the bantz made us afraid of interacting with foreigners.
It's also working hours.

>>75455062
good watch I enjoyed

>>75456016
I'm at work right now, so it means I got paid to reply to you. I hope that's fine with you my kraut friend.

>>75456089
I believe germans don't care about being paid, only working brings happiness to them

>>75456154
this is actually true

I really like money but liking your job should be more important. When I was young I had a job but it was ultra boring to the point of making me depressed.
It wasn't worth the money.

>>75456316
Alright you won because I don't like my job.

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>>75455749
afternoon lad

>>75456316
That was kind of a joke. Of course a soul crushing, albeit well paying one will depress the shit out of anyone.
But it seems that French settles for a boring(=/not awful) job if it pays the rent more easily than german

>>75456409
>grape juice
>piss
>piss

>>75456622
french perfer job security over fun in a job

>>75456698
>Cider
>Piss
You just made an ennemy of the entire British Middle class.
Prepare to get passive aggressive remarks

>>75453407
How many /fug/s you are planning to have?

Do any other English lads here get an intense, throbbing erection upon seeing a French flag?
That history between us is.
That fervent hatred, respect and admiration for both countries achievements.
PHWOAR

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>>75457281

>>75457664
Ceci n'est pas un Cidre

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>>75456409
too much head on that

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>>75457396
Requesting the Two maps showing the countries which the UK went at war with the most, and which she was allied with the most.

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>>75458138
pshh
nothin personnel
frog

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>>75458412
kek

>tfw your greatest ally is your greatest enemy

This general will never work, deal with it.

>>75458412
>>75458486
It's normal to fight with your bigger sister a lot, UK.
That doesn't mean we don't love you.
>France is the lazy, big breasted sister that likes to fight a lot
>The UK is the smaller but more energetic and hard working

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>>75458525
defeatist attitude

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>That look in the French guy
What did the English man said to him ?
>>75458525
It would work better if you stopped working and spent a bit of time with us, anon.

>>75458525
Classic Ross!

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>>75458565

>>75458714
>Oi lad, that's not a fish and chips in me pocket. I'm really 'appy to see you, luv.

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>>75458840
>memecenter

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>>75458887
kek
haven't even realized
Mr OffByOneKinobi

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>>75458912
post rare Hitlers, De Gaulles, Churchills/Mosleys

How do I get lowerclass somewhat integrated t*rkish or ar*b gf lads?

>>75459045
don't dilute your genes hans

just fuck turks and arabs in brothels, i hear they're legal there

>>75457281
that's lager, not cider

cider never has that big a head and has more bubbles

>>75459152
I want one (1) gf

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>>75458989

>>75459162
Ah you must be right, but wouldn't an ale be more representative of british beer ? Lager is of germanic origin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avcnPO_G6jg
Speaking of lagers...

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>>75458989

>>75459045
are young turks born in germany integrated? do they have an accent when they speak? i mean, if you close your eyes and just listen to people talking, can you spot the turks?

here in france there is a huge fracture between arabs (+ blacks and others) and whites, though young whites start to mimic the arabs more and more

i wonder if it's the same in germany or britain

>>75459781
the white, urban british youth have become black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVq2bs8M9HM

>>75459781
In most cases you can hear their accent. By integrated, I meant that they are not crazy muslim radicals or something.

>>75459909
do they have an accent when speaking? not just a way of talking, but literally an accent, the kind of thing you don't really chose to have

>>75459045
> lowerclass
> somewhat integrated t*rkish or ar*b
choose one

>>75460116
i see, then there is a fracture too

do white germans mimic their accent?

here in france, the poor whites that grow up whith arabs catch their accent it's awful

>>75460191
by somewhat integrated I meant that they are not crazy radicals and that they would consider dating non-muslim white G*rms like me

>>75460245
exactly
hence my post

>tfw no assimilated tunisian bf with perfect french accent

>>75459781
Mohamed you av 68 turkey go the législative.

>>75459538
yeah probably, but lager is much more popular Tbh

>>75460218
I wouldnt say that they mimic the whole accent, but they mimic certain expressions. For example amina koyim or shaving as a synonym for beating up.
However, in some bad districts, it is said that German children completely mimic the accent of foreigners. In these districts, the foreigners usually can not even say one correct sentence. Funnily, the prime example for such a district (Berlin-Kreuzberg) is populated also by a lot of hipster leftists, who are mad that their children can not speak proper German. Many of them even try hard so they do not have to send their children to the same schools as their uneducated turkish neighbours.
Source (in German only unfortunately):
https://www.zitty.de/flucht-vor-multikulti/
https://www.welt.de/print/wams/politik/article13583089/Ich-geh-Baecker.html

>>75460267
but they do exist.

>>75460422
you say "it is said that..." like it's not really frequent, and distant
here it's very obvious, so obvious that some days i feel like i'm the only white speaking normally where i live

and other sad thing is that children of other immigrants act and speak like arabs instead of whites ;( there's no end to this

the president in 50 years will speak like that

>>75460534
In fact, it is unfrequent and distant for me, because I live in Munich, one of the richest regions of Germany. The things I mention happen a lot, but its more in regions like the Ruhr area or Berlin.

doing a poo

lol fuck both of your irrelevant languages, I'm learning Spanish and gonna get a Moor gf

>>75460639
Doesnt France have a large segregation with all these Banlieues? I guess, that the large segregation made everything worse, since the children from there never had contact to any "real" french peer.
An interesting question is, how many role models for the children can still speak proper French? For example, can the popular gangster rappers still speak proper French? Especially the ones who are immigrants?

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Bow down, Plebejer

>>75461031
they should grow out of it

in the 90s and 00s it was very popular in the UK for working class whites to imitate jamaican accents and dress like gangster rappers and all that other shit

the fad died around 2010 and now most whites are trying to get back in touch with their roots

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>>75461119

chandler > joey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ross

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>>75461119
>>75461208
*backstabs you*

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>>75461283

>>75461246
With this accent you can't get any decent job.

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>>75461313

The German audio dubs for DOW 1/2 were the hidden gems of that series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoqiSpu1Jtw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Slu-pSRCV8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tc_WiXzcLA
Luckily we got Scott McNeil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ5s81NRdQE

>>75461884
>German audio dubs for DOW 1/2 were the hidden gems of that series.

0/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI4czKLL6i0

Gibt es hier eigentlich Leute die erfolgreich aus der rechten Szene aussteigen konnten?

>>75462004
Qu'a t-il voulu dire par là ?

>>75461986
Ahhhh
I'm dreading what they'll do with Dow3.
The game that got closest to the universe(in spirit) was Chaos Gate IMO

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>>75453910
>>75453920

>>75463464
All cute beside germany

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>>75463464
POO

>>75463776
Damn she's beautiful

no commies here, are there?

>>75466011
Is it really that bad ? But no, not yet indeed.
Not that much political discussion either on average. It's really a light atmosphere

>>75453407
hey what's going on here?

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>>75467830

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>>75468196

>Comfy thread
>Half-dead thread

Why is life so cruel

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Es ſtand in alten Zeiten ein Schloß, ſo hoch und hehr,
Weit glänzt’ es über die Lande bis an das blaue Meer,
Und rings von duft’gen Gärten ein blüthenreicher Kranz,
Drin ſprangen friſche Brunnen in Regenbogenglanz.
Dort ſaß ein ſtolzer König, an Land und Siegen reich,
Er ſaß auf ſeinem Throne ſo finſter und ſo bleich;
Denn was er ſinnt, iſt Schrecken, und was er blickt, iſt Wuth,
Und was er ſpricht, iſt Geißel, und was er ſchreibt, iſt Blut.
Einſt zog nach dieſem Schloſſe ein edles Sängerpaar,
Der Ein’ in goldnen Locken, der Andre grau von Haar;
Der Alte mit der Harfe, der ſaß auf ſchmuckem Roß,
Es ſchritt ihm friſch zur Seite der blühende Genoß.
Der Alte ſprach zum Jungen: „nun ſey bereit, mein Sohn!
Denk unſrer tiefſten Lieder, ſtimm an den vollſten Ton,
Nimm alle Kraft zuſammen, die Luſt und auch den Schmerz!
Es gilt uns heut, zu rühren des Königs ſteinern Herz.“
Schon ſtehn die beiden Sänger im hohen Säulenſaal
Und auf dem Throne ſitzen der König und ſein Gemahl;
Der König, furchtbar prächtig, wie blut’ger Nordlichtſchein,
Die Königin, ſüß und milde, als blickte Vollmond drein.

>>75470715
Death is the ultimate form of comfiness

>>75470737
I don't think I'm ready yet

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good morning lads

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>>75471083
What's worrying you, lad?

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>>75472044
oh plenty lad, shan't be bothering you with my life story though
was more alluding to the fact that i just woke up

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hate when i post and the thread dies like that
this is where i live(d)

Hi guys ! Where are my British and German friends ?!

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just bought this on ebay lads

>>75474594
I... I WISH I COULD SWIM

>>75474594
Beautiful, you will get laid bro'

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFmuWd_NQw

>>75453407
how you like your kebab, hoes?
https://media.giphy.com/media/8yaPrkea5CxFK/giphy.gif

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>>75474809
This is my jam

>>75474809
I unironically think this is an amazing song desu

>>75470724
Freude, schöner Götterfunker!

>>75477910
Let's liven this up with /brit/ posting https://my.mixtape.moe/gobppb.mp4

pretty nice à 4'45

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i0TnNI6U-w

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>>75478358
noice

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>>75474594
The spirit of the ocean moves through you, darling

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

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>>75481203
Speaking of which what do my fellow brits think of pic related?

>>75481277
I fucking hate it, and the whole cringe-inducing nu-british culture that's sprung up around the rise of social media
>le doctor who and le sherlock
>le keep calm and carry on xD
>tolerance and love, who cares if we're getting bombed and run over!

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>>75481706
We're stuck in the John Lennon response to terrorism: they blow us up, we sing imagine.

>>75481277
>We will drink tea and jolly well carry on thank-you

LE I'M SO BRITISH XDDD

despise ""brits"" who act like the reddity stereotypes of brits that a yank might imagine us being like

>>75481706
Feels like people trying to identify with something after globalism has completely destroyed any kind of local culture, and that new culture is what they get from the media and their blogosphere
Dire situation in all honesty

>>75481773
I would go gay for Douglas Murray.

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>>75481796
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

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>>75480382
Oh fugg, Germany is the ocean rapist...Saev mee Turmps!!!

>>75453407
>A comfy general for the three main powers of Europe.
so why is France invited?

>>75481796
>despise ""brits"" who act like the reddity stereotypes of brits that a yank might imagine us being like
exactly
most middle class people today (like the person that wrote on that whiteboard) are effectively americans trying to be british trying to be american
>>75481823
feels bad man

>>75481867
When are you getting some cool futuristic tank to replace the M1 like the poles
My video games need better futuristic designs already

>>75481881
Rude cunt

>>75481881
/fug/ sounds better than /rug/

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Won't let a good thing die

>Germany
Best place to spend youth, getting training/education/experience
>Britain
Best place to start a family, start a career, live amongst a community
>France
Best place to retire and enjoy the rest of your days in leisure

for UK and France though, countryside is better. In Germany, I think urban city life is probably better

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Sleepy time for Europe

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bad time to be up