/cum/

my reddit flags got reset

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dont know how Im gonna make it through another summer of NEETdom

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Sister who is 20yrs older than me has been trying to reconnect with me over text for some reason the past few weeks out of nowhere. Too awkward for me

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>>75449988
>40 days
not a fan of this bizzaro society we live in

>>75449988
if any of those things ever had to happen to me I would eat a bullet and I hope anyone else would too that's just too embarrassing

>>75450028
besides having your parents shame you, there is nothing wrong with being a NEET

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When did you lose your virginity /cum/?
If not yet, how old are you now?

>>75450061
im 20 years old

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>>75450061
I'm 22 as of last week

the woman that i would try is happy with another guy

>>75450031
Send her a heartfelt message and a dick pic

>>75450057

I get even more depressed and I hate all of my hobbies because I burn out on them

i've gotten the 69 digits too much lately. got it today and got 6699 twice in the same day

>>75449988

lol can u imagine?

>>75450031
is that eggman

>>75450061
Does losing it to a hooker count?
If so then 20
Havent had sex since then

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>>75450097
No it's agatha. She's a sweetie

>>75450032
>you go to Washington State
yes but I'm going to get a masters from western after
>Whitman
well I have always lived in lynden(or outside of it) and my permanent address is still in Lynden. I live in lynden in the summer and will come back so I feel a lot more connected to whatcom than whitman

>>75450098
Totally counts bro

>>75449988
Dont mean to sound too r9k here, but in regards to the one on the top left how can any girl have trouble losing their virginity? I cant imagine that being an issue for a non-deformed girl

Decided to get a Summer job

>>75450093
what are your hobbies? and dont say vidya

>>75450127
watch the movie to find out

>>75450124
>>75450098
No it doesnt
Losing your virginity is supposed to signify you're a man who can charm a woman into letting you fug her for free
Hookers is a way of cheating. Doesn't count bro

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>>75450135

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>>75450127
>how can any girl have trouble losing their virginity?
Acid attacks are a pretty good deterrent

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Chicanos were a mistake

>>75449998
Going to WSU? Ex goes there, plays trumpet in the band

Give her a good dicking for me

>>75450104
she needs a good nights sleep

>>75450144
Losing your virginity is having sex.
As long as he had sex with the hooker then he met all the basic requirements to say he's lost his virginity.

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Hmm

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>>75450176
Yeah

>>75450180
No way that's real

>>75450061
19

>>75450061
18 but it's been 5 years since and the number I've times I'd had sex (not counting hookers) I can count on one hand

>>75450202
Chads out

>>75450180
is this what it feels like to be triggered?

>>75450180
>The absolute shithole that is new Jersey
KEK

>>75450153
>cant imagine that being and issue for a non-deformed girl
>think again bro, what if she's deformed?!
Fucking hell lad.

>>75450151
try to learn another (computer) language, i tried to learn japanese and VBA when i was extremely bored

>>75450159
>she plays trumpet in the band
>I play drums in the band
name?

>>75450197

it is

but Im pretty sure its an eightchan/ pol operation judging by all the google results

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>>75450197
>>75450207
https://twitter.com/OfficialAntifa/status/869273474338107392
https://twitter.com/OfficialAntifa/status/869337337263779840

Bonus:
>https://twitter.com/OfficialAntifa/status/869364760596422656

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>>75450197

>>75450216
starts with a J

know her?

Why are so many people on this board antifa sympathizers?

>>75450211
Missed the point there bud

>>75450235
Euros are pretty well programmed

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>>75450180
It's a troll account

>>75450231
if she's who I think it is, she's kind of the band slut. she got my buddy(who is in a committed relationship of like 4 years) drunk and then fucked him.
does her name have a Z in it? usually the name isn't spelled with that but for her it is.

>>75450239
Nah you did

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>>75449988
>he's about to do the unthinkable, no sex for 40 days
>only 40 days

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Why aren't girls actually like this

>>75450276
Same reason you don't ask very ugly girls out

>>75450291
I have though

>>75450256
haha holy shit, yeah it does have a Z, and it isn't usually with that spelling.

That's really weird to think about, when we dated in high school she didn't have sex with me because she wanted to wait till marriage. Granted, we did everything but actual penetration and i'm 95% sure the only reason we didn't was because her parents were always in the other room without doors separating us.

How many guys has she fucked do you think?

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Tiger Woods in 2017

>>75450276
Think she's being sarcastic bud

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Angry

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Can't fall asleep

>>75450300
idk man, I don't go to band parties. I've heard she gets really drunk a lot and really gets around. I have no idea how many people though. I would say enough to make you feel weird
I'm sorry to have to tell you she is kinda a slut now. I've only talked to her a couple times, she's a year above me and everyone hates the trumpets.

>>75450330
Prastic

>>75450391
Just to be 100% sure, does her last name end with an n?

>Matt Sullivan (Josh Hartnett) and his roommate, Ryan (Paulo Costanzo), are co-workers at aSan Franciscodot-com company. Matt is obsessed with his ex-girlfriend, Nicole (Vinessa Shaw), and his obsession repeatedly causes him problems during attempted one-night stands. He has trouble moving on, since Nicole broke up with him. He confides his sexual problems to his brother, John (Adam Trese), who is training to become aCatholic priest. In an attempt to fix his problems, Matt vows toabstain from sexual stimulation, including masturbation, for the 40 days and 40 nights ofLent. John warns Matt that chastity is not easy; meanwhile, Ryan starts a popularoffice poolto bet on how long Matt can last.

>Matt meets Erica (Shannyn Sossamon), a cyber nanny, and they begin to date. They face many challenges in their relationship, including her discovery of his celibacy vow and Matt's continuing feelings for Nicole. Matt's co-workers make many unsuccessful attempts to persuade him to have sex in order to win the pool, and as the days pass Matt's obsession with sex grows. At one point he angrily grabs a pornographic magazine from an office desk and begins to march towards a toilet stall in order to masturbate, but his co-workers stop him and convince him to maintain his pledge.

>Despite the range of increasingly powerful cultural incentives to sex and orgasm surrounding Matt—scantily-dressed women, billboards, et cetera—Matt's commitment holds, and begins to frustrate a lot of the people around him who had fully expected him to break it long before he could get close to his goal. In the meantime, Erica and Matt are falling in love, and they plan a special encounter for the 40th night to celebrate his successfully completing his vow. On the 40th day, a newly single Nicole learns of thebetting pool, makes a large bet and thenrapesMatt while he is asleep.

5/10 if I'm being honest

>>75450159
>>75450231
>>75450300
>>75450399
Why aren't your flags appearing? Weird as fuck desu.

>>75450310
Not him but, that's my thought as well, except for the "won't text me back" part... Why the hell wouldn't some loser text back? His heart would jump out of his fucking chest as he frantically texts back within seconds, probably spilling spaghetti all over the fucking place, but he'd def text back.

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I'm going to ask the Tinder qt on another date
Hopefully I can get a gf

>>75450399
>flag is suddenly arizona
confuzzled.
her name starts with an E and her fb says she's from Kelso, WA. not arizona

>>75450144
+1
>>75450179
fleshlight accomplishes the same thing

>>75450433
None of us will ever get gfs

should I buy another steering wheel for muh PC

>>75450460
But I want a gf
Casual sex isn't enough
I still feel empty inside

>>75450469
what

>>75450469
another?

>>75450449
No it doesn't. That is a shit argument and you probably don't even believe the shit you're saying.

>>75450460
>tfw have a gf that makes me happy and I want to be with her 4ever

>>75450476

a steering wheel

>>75450478

the $40 I got from Fry's crapped out on me

>>75450445
I moved from Kelso to AZ

100% that's her. she was kinky as fuck in her early teens so it makes sense she's a deviant

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>>75450472
>Casual sex isn't enough
HAHAHAHA TOTALLY IM FUCKIN SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THE CASUAL SEX HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75450483
all this fluff and no substance in one post
dang who thought it'd be possible

>>75450486
oh, get a $500 one, logitech g29 or some shit

>>75450484
I want to know this feel
>>75450493
It's honestly not that hard if you get on Tinder

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>>75450510
>He uses tinder

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Really hope I can make this girl my gf
Being alone is depressing
>>75450545
If you never tried Tinder, you have no right to complain about being single

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*slurping*

>>75450560
Shan't be fornicating with low rent sluts for a single night on a sodom and gammorah app any time soon

first australian itt

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>>75450579
Your loss. There are plenty of qts on there.

>>75450487
ah, your N last name was a test to see if I was lying. clever
She is also an athletic trainer(I think, she's something) for the women's basketball team which is kinda cool
yeah sorry that you had to find out she slutted out. pretty cool that I know her though. I don't really like her though because she did that thing to my friend and put some serious stress on him and his girlfriend's relationship.
I hope this doesn't upset you, her being the band slut and everything
>>75450510
feels pretty good. we've casually talked about buying a house after we graduate and save for a year. she wants a 5 acre property.

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>>75450595
what do you want

did push-ups (50)

>>75450610
more help helpers

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>>75450605
I will lose my virginity when I marry a woman, which will be never

>>75450606
Nah I'm good with it, I've long since moved on and onto bigger and better things. Wouldn't mind getting your contact info though, feels like a small world since the town we come from is like 50k people at most

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>>75450595
PNG is an Aussie

>>75450625
I've been doing 40 pushups, 40 squats, and 40 sit ups every day for the past month
I'm not /fit/ yet
>>75450606
Good luck with that, anon
Hope you marry her and have 5 kids to carry on your legacy

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>>75450629
hmmm

>>75450646
png is a subhuman piece of shit

and i fucked his siter

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I don't know if I should be sharing this but the girl I keep posting actually has really nice tits
Was honestly not expecting it

>>75450649
gotta start running three times a week

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>>75450652
y so angery?

>>75450671
nice

>>75450686
dumb yank

>>75450640
>Wouldn't mind getting your contact info though
ok what kind of thing do you want?
>50k
I didn't know kelso was so small. Where I'm from is 12-13K.
it is interesting how small the world stuff is.
glad it doesn't upset you.
>>75450649
>have 5 kids
she wants 3-5 but idk if I will be able to afford that.
>>75450680
running makes my gums hurt

>>75450712
Gotta have at least three, bud
Stay above that replacement rate

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>>75449988
Why do normies put sex on a pedal stool?
I'm a 24yo khv and I'm perfectly happy and well-adjusted

>>75450718
oh yeah I almost forgot about that. I guess I have to pick up the slack

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>normies

>>75450735
Couldn't tell you aussie bro

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THE BELLS OF PARADISE I HEARD THEM RING

Who's the worst /cum/ poster?

>>75450761
avatarfag

>>75450735
Same reason why NEETs put video games on a pedestal. It's fun. Sex also feels good.

>>75450761
Carafag
Leaf who spams gooks
Any namefag

>>75450712
breath through your nose

Just tried to fall asleep and couldn't

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>going to bed during RNH

>>75450712
idk, have a skype?

>>75450794
In the same boat as you. Think I'm gonna down some alcohol in the fridge to try and help me fall asleep.

>>75450805
Well I guess now I'm not

>>75450735
I liked being a NEET but having a gf is great too.

I feel like I get a lot of undue hatred in these threads sometimes

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Alright gonna try to fall asleep again
'night

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>>75450821

>>75450839
I think the thing between us is just friendly banter. I don't really dislike you at all.

this thread could use a lot more thighposting desu

>>75450859
I am awoken brother

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>>75450858
hmmm i don't really keep pictures of thighs. best i can do is this

>>75450808
yeah. I'm pretty sure my skype name is just my real name. hm. not sure if I should me afraid to post my real name here

>>75450858
I could go grab some stuff from /s/

>>75450881
probably should be. we could use a unique tag on omegle, verify that we're talking to each other, then you could give it to me there?

>>75450869
:)

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>>75450859
*rolls up in rnh /cum/*
Ay Yo

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>tfw Sicilian

>>75450890
why u smilin at me

>>75450905
Because you're a pretty girl

>>75450887
id prefer some straight from /cum/ thanks

>>75450925
im actually a male

>>75450061
Lost it when I was 17.
I'm 23 but it has been almost a year since I had "real" sex. My relationships burn with passion and fucking but after they end I go back to being celibate for about a year tops.

>>75450899
DAGO
A.....G
G.....A
OAGD

>>75450927
no you're not :)

>>75450888
ok, I've never used Omegle but I'm sure I can figure it out

>>75450941
prove that im not

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>>75450938
>DAGO
>AGOD

>>75450893
AYO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7yzxlVMIkA&t

>>75450943
yeah it's just a tag thing, put like "washingtoncum" as an interest, you'll find me after a few tries of connecting to strangers and you can give me your skype on there

>>75450957
ok. I'll try

>>75450952
I can see through your webcam

>>75450971
nice try bud but i don't have a webcam

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>>75450954
What did you'se just say about my Holy Faddah God? You bettah not try anymore of dat shit, Capiche?

The album Countdown to Extinction by Megadeth is the high point in all the history of music.

>>75450977
that's what you think

i've also installed cameras in your room

1 /cum/mie!
2 /cum/mie!
3 /cum/mie!
4!
I'm daddy's princess and also a whore!

>>75451009
post a pic of my cute girl face then

>>75451025
post thighs

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>>75451026

>>75451042
Not me Pablito but nice try she's very clearly posing for that picture

>>75451035
B-but I'm a guy.

>>75451051
yes

>>75451052
N-no senpai!

>tfw i wasn't on the worst poster list

>>75451087
please anon? just as a favor

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>tfw no pretend native gf

>>75451096
I seem to never be which always surprises me

>>75451103
But my thighs are hairy. You wouldn't like them.

Any of you guys try unflavored protein powder?

Is it actually unflavored to the point where it's like I'm just drinking water or does it still have a taste?

>>75451147
i enjoy and accept all thighs

>>75451112
That sounds like cultural appropriation to me. I'm telling Trudeau.

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>>75451165
>Trudeau goes to arrest me for racism
>"I identify as a native"
>Entire gov't comes crashing down at the thought of this paradox

>>75451156
It still has an unpleasant taste

>>75451374
this post sucks

>>75450414
I remember this movie

It attempts to criticize our sex-obsessed society, but then completely obsess, portray and blow sex way out of proportion.

Also the main dude is literally raped by a woman and the main issue with that is that he was "technically" unfaithful because of it. He is forgiven eventually.

>>75451374
I probably would have enjoyed that gif when I was 13

>>75451386
Well shit. I'm getting sick of vanilla and chocolate shakes so I'm looking for an alternative

>>75451425
Strawberry?

real nigga hours? more like real homo hours lol

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>>75451392
Gay
>>75451419
Slightly less gay but still gay

>>75451444
prove it by your posting thighs gaylord

>>75451444
you're the one trying to tell me i'm a cute girl and shit

>>75451440
Maybe, though I go for high calorie shit for my shakes (peanut butter and whole milk and such) since I'm trying to gain weight so I don't know if fruity flavors would mix well with that.

>>75451458
i'd rather post my cock
>>75451469
but you are

>>75451497
do it fagtron

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>>75451497
i must post my face a lot in different places then

>>75451526
damn anon ur kinda a slut

>>75451544
stop this I'm not a girl i'm the famous shitposter el ohiano

>>75451526
yes you are you effing thot

>>75451600
im not im el ohiano

why is it i always get huge fucking deja vu during RNH

where

are

all

the

thighs

>>75451716
on /lgbt/

RNH /cum/ poster power rankings
1. el Ohiano, me
2. the mexican that keeps saying I'm a cute girl
3. canadian posting that roastie
POWER GAP
999999999. thigh anon

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fucking hate this nignog how did she even get elected to be iris west wtf she's fucking ugly

>>75451772
who is iris west

>>75451770
wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjZHJmUq3os

>>75451770
>/cum/ only has 4 Real Niggas
Sad!

>>75451744
too gay

>>75451801
this makes me uncomfortable

>>75451796
the flash's wife

>>75451834
she's not that ugly

>>75451823
read >>75451820

>>75451852
ASMR in general makes me uncomfortable

>>75451865
*breathes into mic as I attempt to make sounds that soothe autists*

>>75451770
rude desu

there used to be someone here thatd ask everyone for thighs and had some collage of it, but i havent been in /cum/ for like a year so idk if he was still around

>>75451897
rofl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw

>>75449988
Just on a side note lads or should I say buddies in 40D40N he cant masturbate either
Still very easy to pull off though

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>>75451928
>this video exists

>>75451928
why tho

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>>75451974
pic related

>>75451928
imagine making a video where you do nothing for 4 minutes and it gets 700000 views on the internet and you get a bunch of money

>>75452011
i used to do some of these things in high school

>>75452030
Pennsylvania's a real nigga! hurray!

>>75452011
i hate this retarded image. i can tell it was made by a sudo intellectual redditor and the drawing is fucking garbage. i want to punch the retard who made this in the head

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>>75452030
>be Girl
>live life on easy mode

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>sudo

sometimes i wish i could be a girl for a month just to see if life would be any easier and then decide if i would want to stay one

>>75452064
So you own New Balance shoes?

>>75452106
no

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>tfw Janny hates you

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*goes to sleep*

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>>75452320
Look at this Kiwi bug instead

Hello, my dear pindoses!

feeling lonely, lads.
someone please talk to me

>>75452393
hey neighbour

>>75452393
I can talk with you.

>a fucking leaf

jk.
how are you feeling, neighbor?

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canadian in the middle

i said i was just kidding, bruv. sorry if it hurt your feelings.

>>75452412
what's going on in your life, friend. is your family well? how are your friends? make any progress in your hobbies?

>West Coast hours
>dozens of WE WUZ PERSIANS threads/posts get posted by Burgers
California was a mistake tbqh

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>West Coast

>>75452471
we should have aaron burr'd the whole of the North American continent

>>75452451
My family is well, my friends are greedy drug addicts, I don't have hobbies other than sitting all day on imageboards.

>>75452527
i'm glad to hear about your family
not so glad to hear about your friends
also not glad to hear about your hobbies. are you neet?

I had sex twice today, and even came inside her both times without a condom.

So why did I jerk off three times today even after having sex twice?

>>75452571
>are you neet?
perhaps so. what's it to ya?

>>75452608
>russian flag turned into an american flag
what board do you think you're on??

>>75452571
Yes, I'm NEET. I have shizobux.

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>>75452622
>russian flag turned into an american flag
Better tell the NYT and WaPo, I'm sure Trump has something to do with this.

>>75452636
sorry to hear that. how can you afford to shitpost online all the time if you can't afford any hobby?

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>>75452597
>I had sex
PPPЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ!!!

>>75452719
Cuz I'm too lazy.

>>75452597
> i will never know what it's like to be satisfied with my partners
please just kill me already

>>75452742
>haven't gone to the range in months
i know that feels

>>75451770
and me?

>class in 1 hour

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Someone jumped the Toronto metro again
>Wageslave but all of my pay goes to taxes
>Can't move out of this shithole

nervous about my new job training even though its going to be easy as fuck and literal africans do it all the time

>Australian chan browser
>happy
>well-adjusted

Pick one.

>>75457726
I'd probably pick well adjusted

>>75457726
I pick Australian

should have gotten into the video game streaming back in the day

could be making fat stacks of cash by now

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tfw job interview in 2 hours

>>75457726
i pick happy

>>75458979
Too bad you'll never be happy lol

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>>75458487
ur gonna make it!

>>75458487
Good luck. Where are you interviewing at?

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>>75459010
h-haha, you're like h-h-hilarious man haha

8:30 am is real /cum/ hours

Is 8:30 am like super RNH if you've just been up the whole time? what about when proper RNH rolls around AGAIN after you've been up for that long, what happens then?

>>75450510
>not that hard
Hello chad

At the airport lol

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this really makes me think

second person i knew from high school died

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im back from work you guys

*yawns loudly in front of your gf*

>Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne has announced a plan to increase the provincial minimum wage to $15 an hour.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ontario-minimum-wage-announcement-1.4137339

wew

>>75460600
Where do you work sad anime man?

what do you lads think of Scheer?

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>>75460453
Not sure I'd label Trudeau as a neo-liberal.

Pic related is an alt-right and neo-liberal interaction.

>>75460752
Our hippies beat yours to it.

http://murray.seattle.gov/minimumwage/

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>>75460600
I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT

https://youtu.be/vwGnXKNGjT0

thread theme

decided to watch people play this friday the 13th game

looks like complete ass if you don't have a group of friends

>>75461189
kinda looks like complete ass even with friends desu

>>75461189
>you play as jason
>you literally can see people hiding anywhere

Sooo. how the fuck do you even win?

>>75461294
drive away in a car

>>75461323
don't talk to me...

>>75456947
Taking the subway to high school was the worst thing ever i think i preferred walking 30 mins then a 3 min subway ride, worst transit system NA.
Where would you move to?

*awkward silence*

fuck

>>75460752
>12 percent approval rating

is this /r9k/ the thread?

>>75461833
is belgium /lgbt/ the country?

>>75461972
Yes, now answer the question

>>75461833
>When a non-country comments

>>75462021
>roleplaying
embarrassing

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stop fighting

http://fagasstraps.com/

>>75462136
not clicking that

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Holy shit I just remembered a dream I has last night where I watched a bunch of kids get run over by a school bus and it was gory as fuck.

I never have dreams with death in them what the fuck is happening in my brain

>>75462376
you are the busdriver
your brain wants you to shoot up a school

>>75462455
No I was on the bus I think or I was on the street. I got out to try and help them but then I saw them get run over by the bus in front of me and the bus stopped on top of them and just left all the mangled bodies under it for awhile. Even in my dream I was shocked and depressed for awhile.

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Is San Diego nice?

got some ground coffee called "donut shop coffee" and its good

>>75462491
I mean you can look up what a gory dream means but this quora question is about something similar(i.e. a train)
https://www.quora.com/What-does-a-gory-nightmare-mean

>>75462623
The weather and nature are nice(if youre a lizard person), the people are absolute cancer though, like most of california

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>>75462699
I can't hear you, I can't hear you talk about your dreams involving me. And I don't believe, I don't believe that they are any sort of prophecy at all.

>>75462761
weird post my man, I guess it DOES want you to shoot up a school

>>75462695
aldi coffee?

>>75462819
https://youtu.be/1hvOpUoE_CY

It was a line from this song, I was just implying that I don't buy into the whole "dreams have a meaning" meme. It's just thoughts and images your mind put on queue and never got to throughout the day being sent through your subconscious and your brain refreshes itself.

>>75462842
yea nigga

>>75462880
Yeah of course they have little meaning outside of what you give to it, dreams just pick up things from your experiences(also mentally) and mash them up

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>>75462916
shall give it a try next time

>>75462491
it's nothing. dreams mean nothing. maybe you ate something sweet too close to bed.
I've had vivid nightmares these past few months. sometimes several in one night that I'd wake up out of feeling empty and depressively apathetic. some dreams gave me anxiety and made me afraid to leave the house. I obsessed too much over their meaning since I couldn't get many of them out of my head and I was deluded into believing they could be portents.
good thing I finally managed to cease my phenibut addiction. my life is only half as nightmarish by now.

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>>75462927
I will say how those people interpret that guys dream says a lot more about them than anything.

>dixie cut
>jewish last name
>hipster glasses
And the first thing that comes to her mind is victimization. Like pottery.

>>75463017
I have a feeling it's because of the anti-depressants I started taking a few months back. Every since I started taking them my dreams are indistinguishable from reality. The weird part is that it's a negative dream. My dreams have pretty much always been lucid or at the very least super positive.

NEW
>>75463269
>>75463269

BAZINGA

>>75463068
pretty likely because of the anti-depressants
if it's a SSRI get the fuck off it ASAP

>>75463287
I've heard people say the exact opposite, that SSRI are the only good ones.

>>75463328
ha
no
nuh-uh. it's not good.

>>75463369
Why?