>be american >get blackout drunk off a 6 pack of coors light

>be american
>go to the bar
>have pints of coors light
>talk about the weather for 3 hours
>everybody sings the pledge of allegiance then go home

>>75444688
>americans are able to get drunk off of water

How what's your secret burgers?

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>leafposting

>be canadian
>hungry after a night of drinking
>gets full of 1 burger, small fries and a coke

t-tttake that canucks

Did someone say blacked?

>>75444688
I drank 5 7.00% (all 12 oz.) and 2 7.23% (16 oz) and 2 7.23% (12 oz) this evening and I'm still typing with you twats.

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>>75445050
That's cute.

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>be american
>microwave your beers

>>75444688
Oh please, Canadians and Americans are the same thing. If you make fun of us you're making fun of yourselves.

>>75445244
Can you math?

>>75444688
Americans can outdrink Canadians tbqh.

>>75444688
>be American
>can't drink until 21
>big day arrives, you survived 21 years without being shot/having cardiac arrest/thrown into prison in orange jumpsuit
>decide to have first beer (bud light in a red plastic cup)
>drive automatic car to walmart
>senile man greets you upon entrance
>pick up 6 pack of bud light and plastic cups
>go home and drink
>"golly gee this sure is swell, I'm glad I waited pop"
>pass out and piss yourself

Well, how accurate was I?

>>75445897
Americans drink underage all the time, Seamus.

>>75445244
I don't understand, do you think we don't have strong beer or something?

>>75445897
made me chuckle

>be american working full time with kids
>can't buy a drink because you're only 20

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>be american
>wear light beers in the shower

>>75445551
>drinking cold beer

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>the king of American beers is actually water mixed with Belgian piss

>>75445897
>Buying beer at a walmart

haha joke's on you can't do that in my state or my neighboring state

>>75446541
where am I suppose to put them when I shower? On the counter? Ha you down under folk are real funny

>wife is American
>twice my size
>she gets drunk off of three beers
>I've gone through half a bottle of vodka and kahlua and I'm just getting buzzed

Granted I'm an alcoholic and my body's used to it, but God damn. Americans really can't hold their liquor.

>>75448660
I would probably drink myself to death if my wife was 300 pounds as well. Sorry man. She's probably just diabetic at this point.