how do u get into university in ur cuntry

have your chink parents make a small "donation"

apply

do a bunch of stupid timewasting extracurriculars to show colleges that you're "well-rounded"

t. boring asian

do post 16 studies

>>75434932
be smart or be a fennoswede

make sure u come from a well-known family that's just known for absolutely no fucking reason

>>75434932
pay Mr. Goldbergstein 25,000 USD a year + textbooks and rent. then attend classes for four years. after that you recieve a piece of paper which may, or may not earn you a job.

>>75435115
t. high school drop-out

Not THAT hard to get in but graduating can be really fucking annoying.

t. In order to "pass" you need 77% or above at my college

>>75434932
just be yourself

no seriously: you need Abitur and internetz

Be black

>>75434932
Have rich parents

>>75434932
you enter a shitty exam that's about nothing but memorising or you join feto's dormitory and they give you the answers

>get high school diploma
>get into the university's web page and register,
>pay some teacher to give you extra classes
>apply the entry exam at university
>pass the exam (a good major in a good uni has a 1/100 accepted/rejected ratio and the shittiest ones have a 70/100)
>pay a fee for paperwork (0,02 USD - 400 USD)
>you're now an uni student

>>75438040
thank u friend this is the post I was waiting for