cannot, shannot absorb the corb edition
/leftypol/ invasion still ongoing
maisie
girl asked me to be her bf earlier
>>75432619
filter them you fucking mong
Are Jez
post conservislags
nationalism is RACIST
>full time gang members
mum asked me to be her son earlier
>>75432664
how do I do this
Lads, so why do I love my gf again?
I NEED to know.
This is the normie general. I NEED your collective romance.
>>75432664
how are you supposed to filter them, they're all anonymous unless you want to share your your genius /leftypol/ word filters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6qkZ9taEc
me recording
>>75432667
>Corbyn is closer to winning the election than at any time during the campaign thanks to a surge in support from women, a poll for the Sunday Telegraph indicates.
>Labour is now just 6 points behind the Tories with less than a fortnight to go – the smallest gap recorded by pollsters ORB International since the vote was called.
>The Tories are on 44 per cent of the vote with Labour on 38. The Liberal Democrats are on 7 while Ukip has collapsed to just 4.
>It marks a dramatic tightening of the election race, with the Tories enjoying a 15-point lead over Labour at the beginning of the month.
Friendly reminder that Theresa May said "this does not slip" to her cabinet after calling the election when the Tories were literally looking at winning a majority of 200 before she slipped to within a couple of points of the most unelectable Labour leader ever
>It's a failure, an absolute failure. You release a manifesto like that with weeks of campaigning to go, it's unacceptable. If you had gone into Whitehall today they wouldn't have been celebrating anything. I think it will be a massive disappointment - Michael Gove
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Boris Johnson
>>75432673
are you implying that there are no white criminals?
rorke mentality shines again
Amazing how easy it is to trigger rorkes, it's almost as if they're projecting when they always call lefties snowflakes
>>75432699
because the chemicals in your brain tell you you do
>>75432685
>>75432710
Filter these words
>rorke
>wing
>echo chamber
>muslims
>>75432646
Don't think so, but it is a (poor) attempt at representing why r9kers act the way they do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0m_GVG3Oxo
does reviewbrah take inspo from turtlemong or vice versa
>>75432754
RED SUUUURGE KEEP CRYING RORKEY
rorkes are racists
we need to kill them all then we can live in peace with our muslim neighbours
https://youtu.be/Qj0Dmwxv-KY
CHOON
>WannaCry ransom notice analysis suggests Chinese link
>>75432673
Nice flair my friend!
*gifts 4chan gold*
Channel 4/Sky News now lads
>>75432785
>rorkey
Added to my filter, thanks x
ngl she is peng
>>75432792
when she asks what music you listen to send her this
panties will be off in an instant
muslims are not human
corbyn saying only young women and girls at ariana concert fuck you corbyn i almost went
>this is right near where i live
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4551956/Headless-body-floating-river-Kent.html?ito=social-facebook
>>75432847
anime nonces dont even talk to girls
>rorkes are racists
>we need to kill them all then we can live in peace with our muslim neighbours
>>75432728
HELLO HELLO HERE WE GO
theresa is a fucking coward
>>75432872
shame you didn't go
>>75432877
shame that isn't your corpse
>FONT
london is a nice place, too busy though
>the wonderful faith of islam
AH yes corbyn
taking my talents to /sp/, fuck the lot of ye
>I'm an undecided voter
>>75432878
Excuse me I've got a gf
but I don't tell anyone that I listen to this irl
>>75432847
Not funny this
>>75432906
yeh it is a shame
>>75432920
london is great if you have money and don't ahve to work all the time just to live there (and have friends fuck me it's lonely)
>>75432877
should've quit while he was ahead ahaha waheyyy
>>75432872
Nonces are not people
How do I stay this calm under pressure?
Rec me some good Skyrim SE mods lads
>>75432933
/sp/ don't respect talent either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgDoDKqgr0M
8:30
>>75432920
Too many non-whites as well
stop thx 1138
>>75432877
>Police said that the man's death was not believed to be suspicious
>>75432976
rather not
this gf (highly trained)
Successfully spreading your ideas > successfully spreading your genes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Blb3Vx7zWAA
doing a listen
>>75432976
>skyrim
but why?
Oh shit it's William Ulsterman
why is he not behind the podium?
>>75433035
Fun innit
>Successfully spreading your ideas > successfully spreading your genes
>>75433014
>astrophysics god tier
>astronomy great tier
they're the same thing lol
>>75433012
Yeh, but a Pole with a gallon of liquor in him could defeat that gun. Women have no right to protect us
really though how do i get into some normie music?
women of this century wont understand my patrician taste.
*puts the pussy on a pedestal*
>>75433040
kek
>>75433014
me in the unbelievable tier
>>75433040
>you didn't answer the question
Why are paddies so dense?
you call hamburgers steamed hams?
>tfw too stupid to do computer science at university
birds in the morning can fuck right off, waking me up at 5am for the past week
>just matched with a fucking stunner on tinder
She swiped right just now, balls in her court haha
>>75433073
listen to some normie radio channel like radio 1, capital or absolute
>>75432669
>>75433014
>Good Tier
>Cyber security
?
Mickey mouse degree
>>75433014
>philosophy
>shit tier
sorry you're too dumb to understand xx
i bought an air rifle for that exact reason when i lived at my old house, a quick shot in the trees and they all fly away
>>75433108
no, I'm not from Utica
Corbs successfully dodging the IRA question
shall be voting for corbyn x
>>75433145
>balls in her court
haha yeah i thought that too during my first 30 mins of tinder
>>75433179
shall be kicking your head in
>>75433073
>tfw too much of a runt to listen to normie music
just don't get it
*puts the minge on a mountain*
science is philosophy
consider myself a pretty kooky character
>>75433165
he did it very well.
the man was quite clearly not very happy with him as well
>>75433165
Upa RA
>>75433014
geology is actually an utter billionaire degree from what I can see from the handful of people I know who done it
stupid list
hahaha corbyn absolutely BTFO
17 reasons why I love my gf to go.
Almost there lads.
>>75433195
try it you pikey cunt i'll have you eating out your chemical toilet before you can say horse
>>75433228
FONT
Bought a jacket that I thought looks nice but everyone says it makes me look like a criminal
Man of the people
>>75433196
youre not a runt
normie music is stupefying trash for the masses
*puts the clunge on a crevasse*
>>75433228
all australians should be killed
just donated £10 to the labour party
>>75433073
Go outside
>>75433228
Bit needy innit?
>>75433206
*knocks your teeth out*
>>75433225
you can only become a teacher with Geography
>>75433165
kek shall still be voting for him though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGzR-7i5Pa8
*show up to a suicide call*
*get the gun out anyway*
*it's an ambush*
*kill the suicidal man*
*puts the fanny on a foundation*
>>75433288
Happy Memorial Day lads
>I'm not going to give a figure
that doesn't seem like a smart move to me desu
>>75433307
geology not geography you fucking bronze dagger
*puts the cunt on a crag*
NO MORE UNDERCUTTING
BASED CORBS
>>75433310
yeah you like bombs eh paki cunt
>>75433334
Don't like the polandballs i don't
Don't rate corbyn for the whole ira thing but it's a minor issue in >the current year
>>75433353
you can't get shit with geology
maybe during a gas/oil boom in America/Canada but thats it
*puts the cock in me gob*
haha
*slurp*
ahhh did I do it right lads?
*puts the labia on a lounger*
absolute STATE of her teeth
grim, why go on TV you ugly bitch
Oh dear Jezza
he's very good at just ignoring the questions
hmm yes, why would someone who believes in open borders, has a shadow chancellor who believes in open borders and a home secretary who believes in open borders give a net migration figure they will try to stick to?
Hate islam
>this is Tiger Woods in 2017
HAHAHAHAHA
might do a cheeky fake suicide attempt for attention
>>75433391
Hate bombs that's why I vote Tory love Saudi arms deals
>>75433410
seems like every geology student I've known is going on to do masters and stuff funded by BP and other shit, ridiculous stuff like that
he's actually doing pretty well
Why buy the book when you can join a library?
>>75433279
I NEED my gf
R.i.p. in pieces, Tiger woods
>>75433465
the ol' pseudo-'cide if you will
Jeremy seems like such a nice person
won't vote for anyone who wants open borders, simple as
can someone link me to the debate? the bbc news channel on the website is just some shit about mountaineers
>>75433399
Don't like you
>>75433440
>shadow chancellor
sounds like a supervillain title
>>75433505
racist
why are leave voters such qts?
>>75433437
Good Prime Minister material then
how on earth do i pronounce the surname "Ng" just "nyeh"? or "nnn"??
>>75433515
rather not
Going to take 20mg diazepam with a slug of whisky and settle down for the night with some ASMR
BASED CORB JUST NAILED THE BREXIT ISSUE
>>75433493
Have you even said the L word to each other yet? How long have you been together?
>>75433523
maybe. don't care
>>75433482
>not having a book collection
state of you
The gf
>>75433538
ing
>>75433461
18 holes in 1 day, still found time for golf
>>75433498
>if you will
i won't
>eee ahm a r8 manc n that
>>75433538
literally just ng
>im a proud mancunian
oh just FUCK
OFF
you CUNT
>>75433440
corbyn wants an end to freedom of movement and a controlled migration system that brings in skilled workers
stop your screeching rorke, no one is buying it
>ASMR
>>75433465
t. every female suicide attempt ever
UKIP
K
I
P
>>75433559
'nce
>>75433555
... ANTISEMITE
*puts the pink on a mink*
>>75433465
reckon i would be ashamed if i ever did that
>>75433559
please tell me thats a boy
>>75433538
a man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man
>salt of the earth, working class Mancunian
>whining about his children's school fees
hmmm...
Watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym6TWmXw_fE
>computer engineer
>german
>bender
SALT OF THE EARRRRTH
>jezza absolutely battering this manc twat
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-WifzQ2sWE
>>75433587
wait I thought the EU was like the USSR?
Rate the new socks lads x
>>75433569
please reconsider
>>75433575
He just said twice that there's no target and that he 'imagines' the number would go down
Given how the tories haven't managed shit WITH a target I'm not too hopeful
>>75433575
>corbyn wants an end to freedom of movement and a controlled migration system that brings in skilled workers
No he doesn't, he wants open borders, to flood the country with millions of niggers and pakis who will end up as the future Labour base in 20 years. If you thought Blair was bad, Corbyn and Abbott would be 100x times worse. Of course you don't mind that 'sheed, I wouldn't expect any less you stinking goatfucker
>>75433478
oxbridge?
>>75433542
Good lad
Might treat myself to a 'zo
youre own fault if you are born poor
nobody is forcing you to live
>>75433625
t. private schooled posh twat
>>75433581
Alri incel
@75433682
words of a 12 years old
>>75433615
didnt ask?
>>75433625
"labour" household
"salt of the earth"
complains about corporation tax, end of zero hours contract and £10 minimum wage. that's gota be a false flag right? no one is that self unaware
scrap trident
*puts the gash on a sash*
>>75433716
>>75433687
nonces the both of you
>>75433687
t. bitter council-estate dwelling transsexual with a "refugees welcome" sticker in your bedroom window
Corbyn absolutely destroyed that "my parents were salt of the earth labour voters" bloke
/brit/ seems especially cheeky today
>>75433691
I'm the only truecel (true incel) in here
when even is voting
what day?
don't do this >>75433738
Used to pity the poor until I lived around them
Nasty, cruel people
>CORBYN IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY!
*2 terrorist attacks in 2 months*
DON'T care about English politics, fuck off
fucking hell corbyn has been an utter disaster
was genuinely going to vote labour before this but can't be arsed now
>>75433672
durham
no doubt even better at oxbridge
>>75433478
>>75433672
answer me lad
>>75433553
One year.
I do love her. She loves me. Just too autistic to pen what her qualities are
>Paxman standing behind him like a school bully
kek
>>75433764
all me la
>>75433804
Are you watching the same thing as me? How was this a disaster?
>don't mind me fellow workers, just a salt of the earth traditional Labour voter here
>>75433812
>durham
kek fuck obviously sorry I'm not smart bye
>>75433759
indeed, that guys question was so fucking stupid though I almost feel like it was a false flag
>>75433804
I'm anti-corbyn but let me assure you he is a much more competent spokesperson than May. If that's what you're basing your vote you certainly won't be voting may.
desu I don't think I can vote Labour because I don't trust that corbyn won't go too far especially with people like mcdonnell and abbott and rayner in the wings.
>>75433691
Women supposedly attempt suicide more than men, but men die at 3.5 times the rate of women, so piss off.
>>75433575
He said migration might go down under his leadership but don't hold him to it, he also said he is pro migration and believes it's integral to the country. fuck off.
>>75433804
corbyn did very well and I hate the cunt
>>75433838
Fucking dropped that numale twat like he was nothin
i'm coming for those railways piggy
Did Corbyn actually answer any of those questions
>>75433907
mcgregor is 5'9"
>>75433838
HEEMED
>>75433660
post more xx you look qt
>>75433800
Same
Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?
is there a stream of the debate?
>>75433925
yes
>>75433950
foy
that corbyn seems like a nice bloke doesn't he?
>>75433925
no but he dodged them with great skill
Working on doxing some high profile /brit/ users
willy smells like fanny if you knomsayin
>>75433925
he basicly confirmed he wouldn't use the nuclear option, his response was essentially if shit comes down to it: "i'll write a letter" which can mean just about anything really. he rekt the salt of the earth guy but he was a false flag anyway so
I love Corbyn!
>>75433925
not very well, then again I wouldn't expect any less from a man with a manifesto made of rice paper and victoria derbyshire quotes
getting the breadball ready lads
reminder to report criminal activity under illegal content
>>75434000
Dox this
*uppercuts you*
>>75433838
those glasses went into orbit
which one of you was this lmao
jezza is embarrassing
alri'
>>75434000
>high profile
>/brit/ users
Pick one
>>75433950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULN7MbKTbKE
>>75434007
'fraid that I don't
>>75433838
street rorkes are like a whole different breed of beast, nothing like 4chan rorkes
>>75433931
And?
>>75434047
How does one pronounce *
ffs he's folding again
love corbs but he is a terrible speaker and a terrible policy maker, barely got 10 brain cells in that airhead of his
What's your favourite phrase from Roman Antiquity?
Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils
HAHAHA first thing corbyn does is starts defending Islam and saying we shouldn't let it damage beautiful multi culturalism, or skew our virew of Islam. FIRST THING. BINNED. BIN THAT CUNT. Then goes to bang on about fixing their countries while continuing to let them in! How can people seriously support this utter fucking clown?
>>75434126
Gas grass or ass: no one rides for free
>>75434126
prefer not to say
paxman is doing terribly
>>75434083
thanks
HE CAN'T EVEN ANSWER THE QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS MANIFESTO OR SIMPLEST POLICIES
would keep it a bit quiet if I was voting for this dunce, even on an anonymous imageboard
>>75434000
i went to school near battersea
>>75434139
ngl nothing wrong with that
>>75434126
Shaveth thou back, sack, and crack: the thots will love you for it
lol paxman is destroying corbyn this is turning into a diaster
>>75434126
one in the hand beats two in the bush
>>75434047
think of all the lives he could have saved in poor Pakistan, all the student surgeons he could have trained
>>75434224
undoing him with his own mistakes
this is beautiful
>>75434211
wog
>>75434211
will batter you if i ever sea you runt
>>75434126
Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the Gate:
"To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his Gods."
>>75434211
weyyyyy batty boy
>And?
ah feel a bit sorry for ar Jez, Paxman is brutal
his heart's in the right place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>75434196
CRINGING at corbyn's performance here
>>75434166
Is this a sign of ignorance or extreme intelligence?
wew
>Corbyn sucking off The Queen
rekt
*salts the earth*
>>75434208
>I'm not a dictator
there's a lot of corbyn's policies in there but he's not the only one who has a say in the manifesto
PAXMAN BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Monarchy GREAT! Queen YAYAAAAASSS!!
Just had a Tomahawk steak lads it was fucking amazing
>>75434126
Always raise your wife's son with a Nubian slave: make him your own.
>social justice
stupid cunt
JEREMY IS BEING A CUNT HERE
elections in the UK are so adorbz zomgoat
thought the jubilee line was new
Corbyn is playing this very well imo
fuck the monarchy
>I don't want to live in a country of homeless people
Jez hates the poor
>>75434126
We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
graffiti in pompeii
corybn desperately trying to cover up his communism
backtracking on the values he's held his whole life
he's just living a lie to get elected
socrates never existed nor did all the lads he ever talked with
plato was just a mentally ill mong
hes got my vote
/sp/ must have the highest average age of any 4chan board, lads over there are always reminiscing about stuff that happened in the mid 90s and whatnot
state of /sci/
>>>/sci/8939613
https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/869282692126453761
>>75434420
same la
>>75434358
FONY
Do like this corbyn bloke I do
>"who is this young lady, sir?"
>"I jus met huh t'day offisuh she givin me a ri' dowta nawth Miami."
>"You just met huh t'day?"
>"Nigga I dun sell no crack maaang"
>>75434380
I guess yanks aren't used to manifestos and actual political discussion
this is such a slaughter my god, he is so tilted
HAVE YOU DONE THE FUCKING SUMS
REEE
JeeeReeeMeee
>>75434467
we had 3 presidential debates and a VP debate
>>75434509
>debates
lol
>>75434126
the man who runs will fight again
(greek but w/e)
depressing weather
>>75434509
>debates
ahh yes just pointless shouting
>>75434509
You had America's Got Talent: Politican special
>>75434532
irish* weather
>>75434532
*pushes you over into the mud*
>>75434047
>paki is censored
lmao the state of Britain, it's not even a swear but the legitimate shortening of Pakistani. It has a negative canotation because of it's association with the shitty quality people it refers to.
>>75434509
Yes I watched them and the amount of political discussion was similar to gametime in handegg
>do you think there are too many immigrants in this country
top kek
unskilled twats
FALKLANDS MENTIONED
where are you all even watching this lol let me guess on """tv""" fuckign sperging twats scum hate
how's corb on internet policy? I know mummy may wants to ban porn and 4chan
>>75434525
>>75434541
>>75434542
all corbyn and may are doing is answering canned questions. questions they've already answered 100s of times. how is this challenging for them at all
trump had to defend himself during the debates because the media was constantly shitting on him and hillary was constantly lying
remember when people posted cat memes and talked in SMS? proper years for the internet
why is paxman such an autist, jesus
>>75434542
tbf it was worse than normal between the two egomaniacs shouting insults at each other and ignoring the (extremely biased) hosts trying to maintain the structure of the debate
>>75434560
Scr*w you y*nk
What a complete and total cunt Corbyn is. Can't even answer basic questions. Dodges questions regarding immigration levels. Hates terrorism but LOVES islam and muslims. Just get out, I hope labour burns forever under his leadership. Even Tony Blair thinks the man is a ruthless cunt, and that's coming from the most ruthless ponce cunt EVER, about his own fucking party.
This man is cancer. Any level of influence he gets in this country will be used for through the worst possible means to the worst possible ends.
corybn is backtracking on everything he has said in the past
>>75434592
>trump had to defend himself during the debates because the media was constantly shitting on him and hillary was constantly lying
have a fucking word with yourself
Corbyn is getting grilled on how much money he's sending to the EU when we leave when literally no one on this earth can know what this figure is
*talks over you so trogs think youre losing the debate*
why is he so scared to Name the Tories
i unironically think corbyn could have blown any election hopes vs paxman
As every day passes I feel more and more correct in my decision to vote lib dem
paxman is embarrassing himself here
>>75434655
crease
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Kvg68UeME
>"The lights on my beat down geo prizm aren't working? No way, shocker there."
leftypol out
>>75434691
yeah he's made himself look a massive twat, just interrupting and throwing out shit questions, he's famous for being ruthless but this is just shit
his drone question was literally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z-a5hy7QO8
politics? more like bollock-tics!
>>75434689
yes we get it you're a bellend, most people usually keep that to themselves
*places the poon on the moon*