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As-Salaam-Alaikum edition
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>>75428912
London
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*shakes your hand*
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2 hours and 50 minutes left lads
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fedora posting is a strange relationship in /brit/. In many ways it represents a symbiotic relationship, the bait poster requires an indirect (you) from the fedora poster, while the fedora poster requires the bait poster to get his fix of ridicule for the day.
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>rasheed edition

someone make a real new
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4chan is prohibited during daylight hours

Ramadan Mubarak and GTFO
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Nige? Not a fan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XanyPq5BcoA
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>4chan icons from tabs are gone

thanks chrome
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Islam is bad
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communal washing machine only just went just stole my money

absolutely seething i just literally had to spend £10 for washing because of their fucking minimum top up shit
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>>75430431
Ah yes would love to pay to be degraded by horse
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crossrail lads
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>looks at the sundial
>nod me head like pic related
>gathers up me mates

it's time lads

>kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca
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wa alaykum u salaam lads
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who else is watching HappyEndings_ on mfc eat pasta
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>>75430562
hated this at uni
>rig it so you will always lose some money to that machine at the end of the year because of the awkward prices and minimum top up rules
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2 hours 49 minutes until I can eat food again fasting is shit
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>>75430547
delete this
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>>75430562
Fuck Circuit
Cash was better than those stupid cards
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need a bf
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anyone got the kangaroo vocaroo
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South Bristol
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fills me with joy knowing i could chin any one of you runts with ease
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>>75430623
are you feminine be my bf x
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>>75430562
Mine took £ coins in uni

You ever tried to convince a shop to trade a note for pound coins? Fucking bullshit
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love looking at willies but not fucking them
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yes muslims are bombing a different european city every month but what about the oklahoma city bomb? checkmate rorke
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does anyone else think that 4chan has had a positive affect on their life?

made me realise a lot of the time how not to act, also helped me get in better shape and dress better, read, etc

given me some top laughs too
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>>75430633
vuk off u pafetic kangawoo bastard
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who else in /brit/ is also a PSL user
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>>75430638
no quite masculine
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creasing at that "beta male" video
it's weird to see 4chan through a normie's eyes
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why do people do stuff like this to their body?
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>>75430676
not a fan of this
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>>75429891
STOP BULLYING ME BUZZFEED
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>>75430665
No, not even remotely. Before this site, I used to force myself to socialise. Now I'm able to totally recluse
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>>75430599
allah isn't real and you're putting yourself through this misery for no reason
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anyone got the kangaroo vocaroo
?
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>the loser in the buzzfeed video can drive and isnt extremely ugly
???
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>>75430599
fuck off terrorist apologist
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>>75430690
that's ok
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>>75430699
not really misery
>isn't real
um sweetie
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>>75430552
>they're back

THANKS CHROME!
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sue
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>>75430712
>Elliot Rodger
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*filters through a narrow gap at 80mph*
*acts with surprise when you pull out on me*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjNG8W3fwY0

rip
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>>75430718
no I quite dislike terrorist desu we should deport them or something idk
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what's your hand size
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you just know the buzzfeed vid was made by some slut who got rejected by a 4channer for taking too many dicks
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got no friends and the gf just dumped me

how's your evening going lads
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>>75430770
Theresa May killed the tory surge
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>>75430562

>doing laundry on a yank campsite
>need 8 quarters for washing, 8 quarters for drying
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>>75430771
but you refuse to accept they are Muslims and following Islamic scripture. As such, an apologist.
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Are you/were you popular at school and uni?
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>>75430785
>first open it
>making fun of a lad for wanking to 'nime
hate buzzfeed more now desu
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So I want to tell my girlfriend all the things I love about her. I can't think of a list of 100 things though.


Could you please come up with some ideas. I'll give a (you) to everyone that has an idea I use.
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>>75430785
pretty sure BuzzFeed is Jewish
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Daily reminder that the normalshits that tell us to "just be confident and shower" look like this. Bluepilled betacucks that are nothing more than beta bux providers. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 6 hours ago by fagotonabikesuicidecel
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Need a religious wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d07pvJAdjsM
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>>75430775
extra large

(though I do have very wide palms compared to the length)
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>>75430843
FONT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0m_GVG3Oxo

must watch for people trying to understand attraction and aesthetics
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>>75430826
no and no
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>>75430599
do you lose a lot of bodyfat during fasting? do you end up staying up late/waking up really early to eat as much as possible?
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>>75430803
I'm here for you sweetling xx
We are all in the same boat xx
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>>75430665
I met really great people via omegle's r9k interest back in 2012. (never actually browsed r9k)

had some mentors who taught me important life lessons, stuff about the occult, made me think about politics and the world and stuff, and helped me be less depressed

learned a fair deal of important stuff like lifting, using those lit guide things, the occasional interesting article, facts or something people post.

4chan can be a good hobby to be honest. low-intensity, can be done alongside productive activities like studying. On the other hand it does feel like sitting on here compulsively means i'm missing out on life and sometimes i get distracted on here too much and end up not actually doing more productive stuff i want to do.
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Nuke mecca
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Not opening a single YouTube link
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How the fuck do I attract anyone looking like this (self.Incels)
submitted an hour ago by spiceb0ss

I've been working out for 4(FOUR) years and this is all I have to show for it. Im such a genetic failure what do I do. Chad goes to the gym once a week and doesnt even try and has the body of a god
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>>75430823
They are Muslims but yeah I don't think they've really read anything except propaganda really
>>75430843
She's got banging tits
>>75430881
Not much it's kinda annoying
>do you end up staying up late/waking up really early to eat as much as possible?
I stay up but that's usual for me
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ah yes, the so called "alt-right"
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>>75430918
HOWLING
this is blueshoes from /fit/, he's an absolute top lad. Someone on /fit/ must have posted that
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>>75430775
M

>>75430875
alri tubs
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>>75430665
yeah discovered new stuff but it lost its discovery interest now
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>>75430925
I've already said I love her body. Maybe i should be less generic, more specific.

Be embarrassing if others found it though
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>>75430946
>knowing tripfags off /fit/
STATE OF YOU
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>>75430785
nah it was just made by some leftist normies to take the piss out of anti-feminists on 4chan

little do they know that the average 4channer is 100x more pathetic than that guy
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>>75430918

this is what happens when you try and follow a bodybuilding routine
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Get really anxious when some chav car revs it's engine for ages outside me house x
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>>75430918
thats blueshoes lol
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>>75430946
oh really? here's the thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/6e1i6g/how_the_fuck_do_i_attract_anyone_looking_like_this/?st=j3ahshw8&sh=bab3ff4c
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>>75430981
well no woman has no reason to be a feminist unless she's a skank who gets rejected, so...
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>>75430981
*takes dragon dildo out of my bumhole*

>more pathetic
no?
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>>75430648
How shite is your local community that the shops there won't give you change of a fiver?
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>>75430993
does people eating crisps or crunchy chips near you wind you up very quickly?
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>>75430979
blueshoes only tripped once, but he's a character so people know him
>>75430983
he does oly lifting
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>>75430918
he doesn't look that bad
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If I was in a room with Mao, Stalin, Hitler and a female, and the female was given the task to kill someone of us, she would pick up a machine gun and spray and pray at my direction. (imgur.com)

submitted an hour ago by MyDolores
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what the fuck is shadilay
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>>75431053
hate these comics
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wish i could turn back time
to the good old days
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>>75431008
nah it's not him
>working out for 4 years
>18 years old
>steroids
none of this is true about blueshoes
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as it so happens the times ive pulled have been during periods without doing weights when ive been comparatively skinny

dont think it matters either way
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>>75431053
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>>75431105
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>>75431110
lol
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>>75430981
>little do they know that the average 4channer is 100x more pathetic than that guy

I wonder what the like:dislike ratio would be for that video
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>>75431060
>Mao and Stalin n put in the same sentence as an angry Austiran manlet
Not a fan of this
>>75431008
fuck off reddit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9aydqNXtOw
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>>75431065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNriNoWOtXA
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just run up the stairs doing mad kung fu tumbles and wall runs and then when i got to the top i did a sweet karate bicycle kick but lost my balance and fell back downstairs and cracked my head open haha on the way to a&e now
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never pulled
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>>75431065
italo-disco song from the 1980s that has many coincidental similarities with the pepe meme

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
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>>75430843
what are her feet like
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I am at 20 ideas lads.
lads....
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Like these comics. Like pints. Simple as.
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>>75431093
what is true about him?
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>>75431065
“Shadilay” is a 1986 Italo disco song by the Italian band P.E.P.E., which features an illustration of a green frog holding a magic wand in the album artwork for the single. After it was discovered by users on 4chan’s /pol/ board in September 2016, many hailed the song as proof of meme magic and the Prophecy of Kek due to the band’s name and frog illustration bearing similarities to Pepe the Frog .
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there's nothing beta about being a hermit shitposter
100% valid lifestyle
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which european leaders are childless again
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>>75431144
>>75431164
>>75431186
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>>75431168
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watching smuggling bust videos

cartels sure do trust complete idiots with a lot of money
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hate corbyn

love pints
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might become a heroin addict

already dug my life into a hole i can't get out of, might as well keep digging
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Getting money, still sad too
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>meme magic
>pepe
>kekistan
>shadilay

cringe.
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>>75431199
Macron's wife's son is older than him
lol
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>>75431167
They are Chinese girl feet. I don't know much more about them. Is there a nice way to write about her feet?
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Alien: Covenant is sweet normie revenge movie (self.Incels)
submitted 8 hours ago by troubledsoul123

Look at those roasties and cucks get fucked up and terrified, even for a movie, is satisfying.


>[–]loiterturd 2 points 7 hours ago
>any incels in the movie?
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>>75431168
Disgusting stupid nonce
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Used to worry about kissing when I was a KHV but I went on a tinder date with some random normie girl and she actually said I was a good kisser by the end of it

baffling
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its 1620 now
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>>75431238
did that for a bit

was an interesting experience but overall a waste of time
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>>75431053
saved to the ol' folder
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>>75431280
gf used to always say i was a bad kisser.
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>>75430599
>putting effort into fasting
>still swearing
Either whole ass it or don't ass it, no half-assing with religion.
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>>75431274
is it on Kodi yet la, think i will watch it tonite
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>>75431310
she doesn't sound very nice
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>>75431199
every party leader is scotland
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check this sweet get for the corbster

praise kek shadilay corbyn will win
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>>75431274
kek
david the incel BTFOs the normies
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>>75431275
You've never had a gf or are you a guy pretending to be a girl?
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>>75431257
better post them so i can assess
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>>75431331
>ass
>ass
>assing
fuck off yank
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>>75431292
how did it go? did you become one of those degenerates squatting in abandoned buildings and sucking willies for a fix? how did you quit?
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>allah isn't real and you're putting yourself through this misery for no reason
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>>75431280
>>75431310
>>75431362
>>75431257
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desklad passed away yesterday
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we're closing the gap
rorke hegemony will end
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C R A V E N
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kissed dozens of girls. yet to understand what makes a kiss good.
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Now I'm falling asleep

And she's calling a cab

While he's having a smoke

And she's taking a drag
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>me on the tube
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the gf
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>>75431418
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>>75431427
the tube is a nightmare if you're not a normie, harrowing experience
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>>75428912
walaikumussalam alll you Halal and non Halal todgers

good day to you all

if you are a muslim fasting good
if you are a non muslim todger also good

generally have a good day
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anyone else a semi-normie with a gf that feels like they have more in common with robots and autist virgins than other normies?
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>>75431337
Yeah she used to emotionally bully me a lot and was hormonal alot.

good girl though all that nonsense aside.
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>>75431409
hahahahahaha
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>>75431378
*assesses your ass*
You'll do just fine, get changed and ready to prep the bull.
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>>75431449
>>75431461
>>75431465
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pakis and hindus are nice chaps tbqh
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what did she mean by this?
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>>75431412
Paxo interviews soon
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>>75431427
>tfw you step on someone's foot by mistake
i just nod with a smile to show that it was a mistake but its always horrifying for me
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>>75429801
hmm who do i believe, the yank, or the two brits saying the same thing... quite a conundrum...
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>>75431449
Ta lad. This girl is everything my gf is not. Gave me some great ideas (cause not a fan of your girl)
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>that fucking white stripe on the side of the pakistan flag

really ticks me off
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>>75431497
hindus are alri
not met a good paki yet
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>>75431053
This makes perfect sense to lefties through. I wouldn't want to oppress people into higher crime rates if they lived right next to me.
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>>75431478
>ass
fuck off yank
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>>75431489
not a FONT just like kissing girls. simple as
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choon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyb5XDzLM9o
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white privilege summed up in one image
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>>75431529
>>75431547
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*blocks your path*
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gettin a haircut tomorrow, dreading the interview
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just found out the killers are american
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>>75431511
>>75431449
ghastly bints
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>tried to undo the knot on my shorts by just pulling one of the strings like you're supposed to
>it got tangled and I got angry so I yanked really hard and now it's a mess that I can't fix and my shorts are stuck like this
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>>75431595
state of you
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might mention my gf that I lost my 'ginity too in order to get a free 'FONT' (You)
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dominican order = best order
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Going to start hitting the gym
going to be proper swole by the end of the summer
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so cold i can't get my willy up for a cheeky 5am wank
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>>75431418
i am ugly loser but have got with a few girls. Usually it seems to be a mutual thing and particularly reacting to the girl. First time i got with a biter it was atrocious, second time I had a better idea what to do and was a beter kiss. Then sometimes you just end up teeth clinking hard
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>>75431639
@75431630
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>>75431639
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me and the bf
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>>75431559
>that afro dude looking up
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>>75431686
is that tommy robinsons camera man on the left?
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Hate myself. Love pints
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>>75431390
Nah I was working at a landscaping company and dating a qt puerto rican. Still had a place to live and a car I liked and wasn't completely broke because I could still work while I was on. Actually enjoyed working on dope more than off of it. Probably the best feeling in the world when you start sniffing dope and then the worst when you stop. If it weren't for the whole "constant risk and illness" thing I'd probably miss it a lot. Didn't take very long for me to start feeling really ill and uneasy when I woke up sober. Cold turkey detoxed at home, took about a week to stop panicking and feeling my blood itch and my bones vibrate. Couldn't eat, couldn't sleep, couldn't relax, easily the most ill and uncomfortable I've ever been.
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>>75431630
My first few gfs weren't virgin. Sent me insane.
My current gf was virgin. She accepts that i've had sex before but doesn't want me to have more girls.

Why are women so mature about this?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71DIT6hYXYo

Quintessentially british.
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>>75431060
>the Australian looking for 100 reasons
Stop being so pathetic mate
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Can their be a more reddit person?
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>>75431710
>>75431713
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Feudalism worked in its crude and inequitable fashion until the coming of the Industrial Age. Today the Feudal tradition and its adherents are broken as a political power and in most cases are ignobly lending their prestige and their abilities to the support of the predatory plutocracy which has gained complete control of the Conservative Party. In modern times the old regime is confronted with two alternatives. The first is to serve the new world in a great attempt to bring order out of chaos and beauty out of squalor. The other alternative is to become flunkeys of the bourgeoisie. It is a matter of constant surprise and regret that many of my class have chosen the latter course.
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>>75431720
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>>75431720
pretty shit bait 2bh
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>>75431720
Australian, Dimitar
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landscaping wanker loves his fucking landscaping
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>>75431706
FOY
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Theresa May knows she doesn't need a stronger mandate. She should be getting on with the negotiations but she also knows that as soon as that commences the tories are at serious risk if it doesn't seem to be going well which is highly likely given that it's 27 v 1. So she postponed it and is attempting to give them 2 extra years before the next compulsory general election.

tories= cynical and self serving
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>>75431559
There is a hidden Bernie Sanders in this pic.
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>>75431720
all bulgarians should be killed
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>>75431532
Jack or Meg?
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just watched all 3 hours of Heat

it was fucking shit
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>>75431810
fuck off anglo
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>>75431787
That's not even a word, fucking retard lol
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>>75431713
lost the 'ginity the other day and ive been ripped into by the lads loads of times over the years for being one. any girl that found out about it didnt care
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>>75431837
neck yourself roastie
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>>75431780
*charges ur mum $1500 to dump some mulch around the yard*
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posted in diy like you told me and it's fucking DEAD
>>>/diy/1184831
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>>75431795
No surprise there then
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Where did the meme that PJW is gay come from? I thought he was married to a chink woman.
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>>75431844
fuck off pseudo roach
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massive Soros push to get young voters registered

Labour win guaranteed
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>>75431837
t. didn't understand master and commander either
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>welfare led to the holocaust
Really deep book.
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By draining people’s physical and mental energies, work that is alienating ensures that much of the worker’s non-work time is spent winding down, retreating to escapist forms of entertainment, or consuming treats which compensate for the day’s travails....Free-time is not really free at all, so long as it remains guided by the forces that people are trying to escape.....
Slivers of free-time offer limited scope for engagement in more substantial self-defined activities – activities which would demand steady investments of time and energy in the form of concentration, dedication, the building of communities, or the learning of new skills
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>>75431837
GREAt post
fuck michael mann
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>>>/i/421349
>>>/i/421349
>>>/i/421349

ancient thread
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dunno who to vote for
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>>75431855
FOY
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RED SURGE
RORKE'S TEARS ARE ONLY TEN DAYS AWAY
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>>75431919
understood how fucking shit it was mate
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>>75431906
WOW, young people... VOTING?!?!? Soros you EVIL CUNT REEEEEEEEEE

Bet he's behind this bloody leftypol invasion too!!
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>>75431964
That's not even a word, fucking retard lol
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Quick! /brit/, conduct the ritual so I can lend the Tories aid!
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any decent films on netflix lads?
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>>75431985
F
O
Y
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>>75431967
>>75431969
>>75431984
cuckposts
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>>75432006
nah
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>>75432008
That's not even a word, fucking retard lol
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what will rorke blame our problems on when theresa does bring down immigrations levels?
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>>75431906
how fucking DARE they vote
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>>75431856
FONT
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Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy
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>>75432035
She won't
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>>75432037
REEEEEEEEEE THEY'RE GOING TO VOTE FOR THE WRONG PERSON ONLY COFFIN DODGERS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE
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cassavetes is the only good american filmmaker
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YOu've already given 11 ideas lads. 19 more and I'll just stop asking. My work will be done.

Help your antipodean brethren or I'll be calling my mates in Libya.
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>>75432006
dear white people
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>soros is saving /brit/ by making the t*ries lose
is he... i shouldnt say it.. NO i will.. is he ... our fucking guy?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3chJN9DCGg
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>>75431937
>work tomorrow
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Might explore off the grid living in South America

No taxes, no laws, no normies
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people whose grandparents weren't born in britain shouldn't be allowed to vote desu
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>/brit/ 2012-February 2017
fairly right-wing, everyone loves Nigel Farage, everyone hates pakis, sometimes the LibDems are liked, a lot of /brit/ isn't really that political, slags, crisps, gimmicks, craven, fatcam, etc
>February 2017-now
BASED CORBYN, Labour are /ourguys/, immigration isn't the problem, the evil tories are! muslims are better than rorkes, borders are a SPOOK, based anarcho-syndicalism, communism has never been tired, umm no sweetie xx, paris commune, leftypolimages.jpg, gayposting
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>>75432119
you're not part of us you leaf prick now fuck off
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>>75432141
hope you get robbed and killed like a dumb yank hahahaha
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>>75432143
rorke's off his meds again
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>>75432141
spoiler: south america is filled with normies
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>>75432119
no
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>>75432186
paki twat
why should you, as a non brit, be allowed to vote for britain's future
boggles the mind

>>75432141
t. normie
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watching Britains got talents
the names a bit misleading aha
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wasn't there some meme about an italian plumber that got cuckolded?
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>>75432166
this
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>>75432166
whoa....... it's all so clear to me now........ gas the fukkin jews and cultural marxists bro... fuck so deep...

*votes UKIP*
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>>75432227
ah yes, cuckio
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>>75432222
check'd
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>>75432143
Can only claim British 'ancestry' if my mum or grandmum was born in Britain. Pretty fucked. My family is British, just been transplanted in this shithole for 8 generations.
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How can i become a NEET? what actions can i take?
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I mean if the government keeps giving money away to crackheads and paki art students I'm just going to stop paying taxes
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what narrative should I push and shift my ant farm (known to you as /brit/) to follow next?
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>>75432222
>dancers
Zzzz
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>>75432141
have fun getting killed by poisonous frogs and cocaine traffickers
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>>75432262
If you're in education, employment or training then stop doing that
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/leftypol/ invasion has not stopped today
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>>75432166
the first bit ended over a year ago in the lead up to brexit and trump
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>>75432217
guarantee I contribute more to this country than you and your chav family have done for generations you little toerag

do us all a favour and put yourself out with the bins tomorrow x
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the jews did it
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to the Covenant la

just started watching it on Kodi

it seems that the first dialogue between David and his creator seems like the central theme of the movie innit. David is to Humans the same way as Engineers are to the Alien specie. It really is reaffirming the idea that AI is the evolutionary end to humankind
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>>75432262
honestly wondering this too, do neets just survive off jobseekers?
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just nipping down the beach for a walk

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496028344685.webm
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>>75432280
get labour elected
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>>75432289
bitches aint about shit
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>>75432280
technocratic futurism
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wish i had some irl lads who went on 4chan and were sound of mind 2bh
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>>75432290
how do i financially sustain such a lifestyle whilst keeping peace from the abuse of the DWP?

I don't want to buy much. just a place to stay, food and internet.
>>75432320
i wonder i wonder
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>>75432299
your family has claimed much MUCH more benefits than mine (0) but that's hardly a contribution
your kind are scum of the earth
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>>75432340
have fun smuggling a machine gun into south america
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>>75432321
yeah same lol
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>>75432356
FOY
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Big Red Jez vs Mummy May reffed by Paxman in 5 minutes lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
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Reading this

>>>/r9k/37344180
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>>75432324
this is bullshit

fuck nature
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dont want to be mean towards neets everyone makes his own choices but i find that living on the dole and being alive and well solely because of the state and fully depending on it is shameful. simple as.
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watched pirates of the caribbean 5
was pretty good i thought
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why is it so outrageous to want an evil death cult expelled from our nation?
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FINE! Might explore off the grid living in Appalachia.

No taxes, no laws, no normies, good whisky
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>>75432433
Reminder that May refused to debate Corbyn
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>>75432391
I'm on 50k, got a masters degree from the LSE and have brought more to this country than you ever will you nematode

keep squealing, cumskin
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>>75432478
i dont like the tories either but cult is a strong word la
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how many fudgepackers are there itt?
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I make 400k and have 7 degrees from oxford

fuck rorke and drumpf !!!!!!!!!
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>>75432492
she comes off as autistic in front of the camera, that's why

no doubt she'll have slipped paxman a fiver and he'll try and make corbyn look weird like he did with ed miliband in 2015
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>I'm on 50k, got a masters degree from the LSE and have brought more to this country than you ever will you nematode
>keep squealing, cumskin
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>>75432438
>>75432438
>>75432438
>>75432438
new one
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>>75432542
not i
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>>75432511
I appreciate you're chatting to a twat but can you actually reread what you posted. You're bragging about making fucking 50k can you seriously just fuck off as well. Honestly don't know how you have the audacity to brag about making 50k
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brit/pol/ is way too rorkeish reckon I'll just discuss the debate here
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>>75432261
I know, a facking joke
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>>75432391

>lives on britain's smelly toe

>thinks he has a place to call other people scum
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>>75432511
>I've been in the workforce for less than five years amd I believe I'm a net contributor to the nation
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n e bode watchin the d-batez on chl4????????
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mental how most of earth's landmasses were and will be according to scientific projections in the future mostly compressed together and we just happened to arrive at the time when all the continents are totally spread out and seperate
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>>75432520
Patter
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>tfw have a masters degree
>tfw doing a great job and have great career prospects
>tfw miserable

>tfw i look up people from my school
>they went nowhere, they're doing menial jobs working in daycare or construction or in tyre places
>they all seem happier than me

feels strange
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>>75432448
does that video actually mention r9k?
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>>75432576

well above average in the uk rich boy
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If you could tell Kim Jong Un one thing what would it be?
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>>75432633
yup mate. I've "achieved" stuff that a lot of people haven't but it doesn't matter because I still hate myself. What you achieve or obtain is completely irrelevent if you can't bare to live with yourself.
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>>75432725

post feet
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