Come home white man

start another war paraguay

>>75419452
Paraguay is synonimus with piracy here in Brazil.
You guys are to Brazil what Estonia is to Finland.

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>>75419601
not anymore sopa de macaco
We are in charge now

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>>75419833
Sopa de macaco paraguaia. Uma delícia.

>>75419452
come home paragay

>>75419452
Paris is shit and French are arrogants

i'd rather stay in my country

the fuck is this thread

>>75421343
This really triggers me. Why the fuck do they call it sopa?

>>75427575
A thread for serious discussion about Paraguay

>have to learn spanish
no ty

>>75427741
>have to learn spanish
ahahahaha, it's actually WORSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgVXHu73-hY

>>75427690
legend says:
President Carlos A. Lopez (yea, Solano's dad) once was receiving some foreign investors and announced that there'd be soup for dinner. but the main cook made a mistake and added too much corn flour on it, making it to thick. C.A. said "no problem, finish it cooking and we'll serve it as soup, PARAGUAYAN SOUP". thus he turned into our national gimmick

>>75429123
>>75427575
wena Fer
Alvarito te manda saludos

>>75429497
gracias che ra'y, igualmente

Fuck that shit.

Uruguay all the way.

How brown is Paraguay?

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>>75429710
the brownest, why you ask?

P O L S K A

>>75429815
I need a go to place if shit hits the fan but I'm wondering what adavantages Paraguay offers over Uruguay

>>75430032
Memes aside Uruguay is expensive af so many Urugays come here to start a business with our 1 0 % I N T A X E S
anYway Urupoor is better if you have money and you are white

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>>75430032
yeah this >>75430188 Paraguay is cheaper, even the bribes are cheaper
which is good because our national money is worthless

>>75430188
An uruguayo was claiming the other day that a ps4 is around 200-300 us dolores. Is this true? How? Not even we can get them that cheap with muh free trade

>>75433549
>A ps4 is around 200-300 us dollars. Is this true?
yes, from 250 USD
>How?
dunno, smuggler magic

>>75419452
Wait, this isn't my thread

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jaskjaskjaskjask
post toot instead of stealing ours flag!