American in Russia, need passport, AMA

>>75412480
Numerous people form post-ussr republics can't get Russian citizenship, even if they know russian as native language and work here for years. Find gf and get married, easiest way to get citizenship in most countries in the world.

Yeah, of course the thought occurred to me, but then I have to give up my sexual freedom. I also need to find a woman I can trust because otherwise she could take half of my money if she wants to get a divorce, right?

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>>75412480
>I want a Russian passport
no you don't
stay home

>>75414279
Vlad if you just tell me what I need to do I promise I will save some women for you.

>>75414232
marriage contract and fictitious marriage
just pay any russian whore and make citizenship
gg easy

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Just become famous

Anyway, getting a passport via marriage takes three years.

Some South African anon in here said he got his Russian citizenship within six months of arrival.

Is it true that in the 90s there were ads on the metro to buy a passport for like $200?

>>75414279
You can get a pretty good set up in Russia if you're American. I've seen videos of brand new apartments with security in Russia with state of the art infrastructure and and wall mounted touchscreen to look at cameras around the building, let people through etc. All for $120,000 dollars which would you get you a shitty house in the ghetto where I live.

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>>75414812
>six months
i think it's some illegal way, maybe...
too fast

>>75414812
>Is it true that in the 90s there were ads on the metro to buy a passport for like $200?
yes it's true
in 90s there wasn't russia or russian government at all

>>75414852
stay home and suffer
all your nation deserve this

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>>75415189
I like Russia though. The collapse of the Soviet Union was a bad thing in my perspective.

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>>75415362
>I like Russia though.
You look like a very tricky western spy.....
how can i trust you?

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>>75415544
Would western-spy have this saved on their hardrive?

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>>75415880
hmmmm.......
okay i trust
you may go to russia)

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>>75416024
Thanks tovarishch. Have a cosmonaut qt.

>>75414232
>my sexual freedom

>>75415189
I don't agree. I <3 Russia more than my own country, why should I suffer in the land of 64%?

>>75414128
>Numerous people form post-ussr republics can't get Russian citizenship

Good, Russia belongs to Russians, not churkas

Do you think it's possible to make connections with people from passport office and help them to help me?

>>75412480
>russian lady

That girl is named Elizabeth Zaks, she's American.

>>75419853
Don't just try to go a bribe and office clerk, that's a sure way to get kicked out.

Maybe you can contact some big shot in informal environment, but you can never know, cause bureaucracy is just too massive and they are all generally shitty individuals there and you don't want to mingle with them.

Your best bet is still marrying a russian slag. The divorce laws are not nearly as faggy here as in the vest and prenuptial agreements actually matter.
You can surely arrange some mutually-beneficial terms, like you marry and she gets her green card or whatever and goes ot USA to flip burgers or dance on a pole and you get your residency permit and eventually passport legally.

>>75419853
lmao yes ofc its possible but not for autist who has to ask on fucking 4chan, just go home

How easy would it be for me to get a Russian passport just for fun?

My mother is Russian and still has Russian passport while my father is half Russian with German passport

>>75423173
very easy.
>>75412480
just marry on one of many whores from this hell.

why do you want the passport?

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Пиздeц, eбaнaт ищeт cпocoб дaть взяткy... нa фopчe

>>75428325
Russian has a great tax rate compared to the US, which charges me regardless of where I live.

Russia has better travel visas to countries I care about.

>>75430563
shto?