AMV edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDonsoD50AI
is it my turn yet
I like women with vaginas
ooooh ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RZCx-XXtv0
Traps are superior to women
Buttholes >>>> vaginas
>>75409627
faggot
BEATING ME DOWN
BEATING ME
BEATING ME DOWN,
DOWN
INTO THE GROUND
the gf
my son is autistic. Extremely smart...genius, actually, (we call him Sheldon after the BBT character). His social skills have had to be taught. He's going to be 20 in a couple of weeks. It's amazing what working with him in this area has done for him.
>>75409649
sad
tfw no gf
vaginas are gross and that's why I don't fuck them
>>75409682
my parents are disappointed in me
>>75409715
as they should be
if i were a girl i'd fuck older men
>>75409754
Why
>>75409754
your post quality is steadily declining
>>75409754
I would be such a huge slut if I was a girl
>>75409753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rakHkWDM3xU
>>75409767
more experienced, they will make her cum harder
>>75409779
If you were a girl no one would touch you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YQGubv2Bc0
powerful.
>>75409767
like i'd have sex with my teacher and stuff not strangers
>>75409777
good, can't take the pressure
i have never touched a boob
>>75409798
bullshit, see if you're a girl all you have to do is be fit and sexual and you can get anything essentially from insanely thirsty males
>bullshit, see if you're a girl all you have to do is be fit and sexual and you can get anything essentially from insanely thirsty males
i would like a girl friend who is about eight or nine years older than me and a fujoshi
>>75409830
me ne weither
>>75409851
You want a girl who wants to watch you get fucked by other men?
Wish I was a lesbian instead
i want a girl friend who has a great face and personality and large breasts
>>75409876
yes
my bros think im gay because i said i like muscle
>>75409895
yeah you're a faggot
I have absolutely no interest in breasts.
>>75409876
the ultimate dom
>>75409889
+1
i love most girls
>>75409908
>cant appreciate aesthetic
>>75409914
>he's an assman
how to spot a plebian
>>75409895
Are you?
>>75409931
why would i be gay i just like muscle
>>75409930
I have no interest in asses. However, I prefer a small firm butt to a fat ass.
>>75409954
I didn't know if it was sexual
face> hips > strong non-twig biceps > nice looking tits (size doesn't matter, no pecs allowed) > legs > ass
small breasts and ass are ideal
I am at opposition with every post ITT that was not authored by me
>>75409981
i was gonna make fun of you but your right
>>75410007
So you want to fuck a man
>>75410010
thanks man
i like em thicc
>>75410017
thin women are not men
>>75410046
They just look like men
primary colors by yukio mishima is what i believe
>>75410007
i want to agree but i am too young. this is patrician taste
how come we don't call brown haired men brunettes?
This is the ideal woman.
>muh ass
>muh tits
>muh hips
>>75410094
Disgusting
https://my.mixtape.moe/rfaezr.pdf
here is my gift to you /cum/
>Disgusti-
this is the ideal woman
Nah man, B cups or better
how long until 4chan turns on THICC women?
>>75410137
>>75410094
So you like to fuck anorexic men
>>75410094
If you want to fuck a man at least fuck a man with some muscle.
Weighing more than 120 pounds is unacceptable.
>>75410209
Her face is a bit fucked
>Her face is a bit fu-
the uselessness we've inherited
>>75410209
I weigh about 120
>>75410279
That's because you're a manlet.
stop posting genetically inferior women
this is the perfect woman
you do not need to reply
>>75410287
pretty much
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>75410255
Yeah, it's still fucked.
>>75410303
getting flashbacks to 90s anime
the bad ones
I should probably try to gain some weight
>>75410316
Embedding destroyed this.
>>75410316
>white people having fun together
RACIST
I did it
I finally played WoW
I just don't understand how someone could find a fat woman attractive.
>>75410660
I don't understand how anyone could find you attractive
Oh wait, they don't
>>75410671
>t. manlet spic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AqgELJSF2Q
all life must be perfectly distributed... all life must be perfectly distributed...
seems I came back in the angry hours of /cum/
SH10151
This is the serial number of our orbital gun
i like my little pony
C'était toujours la même chose tu sais
J'étais dans une capsule
Et après quelques semaines
maybe 4 hours of sleep over the past 36 hours don't even feel tired
this is ideal
do not reply, it will change nothing
>>75411353
0 hours of sleep over the past 36 hours here
really
please wake me up I'm having a nightmare
Meade was the greatest American general.
>>75411577
sorry, but the country really is getting browner and browner
>>75411780
I don't care about that, the earth is passing away and everything in it
I am suffering through a nightmarish mental disaster and it's been like this for months. I've lost hope that I'll wake up and it will ever end
knocking on the blue water
got to get over it
forget
i just fapped to amy rose
aahh autism is bliss
>>75412096
Sexual immorality is punishable by curse, hope you know
you guys are always here for me
thanks
stop being a degenerate
>>75412177
As me and my companions was setting off a snare,
'Twas then we spied the gamekeeper – for him we did not care,
For we can wrestle and fight, my boys, and jump o'er anywhere.
Oh, 'tis my delight on a shining night, in the season of the year.
>>75412177
Hold that thought—gotta bounce—see yall next time
never seen a friday the 13th movie
>>75410294
do continue
thank you for spending time with me
it seems the /cum/ user base has decided it wants to compete with /brit/ in the race to the bottom in terms of post quality
we all gonna die sometime, red
remember 1838
>tfw hospital
Hate whoever called the ambulance on me
guys what song is this
dadada, da dada da da, dada, dadada, dada da dada dada
it goes
(25)cde, e gf e d gg(20), bcd, df e dd cc
wtf when i rub my eyes now i see vaporwave pepes
i don't know what's happened to my brain but i like it
Have you ever been in love?
Because I am and it's the greatest feeling
>>75413113
sandströmming
>>75413470
i loved several girls but it was never mutual. does it count? before it was making me want to off myself but i don't really care anymore (i do actually)
>>75413470
hm school shooting in 20 years?
>when I see a white whore in a romper
Donuts
tfw ur too smart to go to a riana graned concert
>>75413873
i was massively disappointed by dunking donuts
>>75413873
Let me tell you hwhat
>>75413873
will pick some up this morning
>>75414246
come before 8 desu
it's gonna be busy past then
WHERE THE FUCK DID MY ALCOHOL GO
reeeeeeeeeeee
*vents my anger on you even though you didn't do anything wrong*
>>75415408
>>75415538
>>75415599
shoo mountain kike
can I join US army in exchange for citizenship?
>>75415667
no but you can suck dick in exchange for citizenship
Just found out Santa isn't real
>Santa isn't real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ArflgRec7o
The best AMV.
>>75417476
>presenting your opinion as fact
*tips*
Calc 2 summer class starts tomorrow.
It's only one month and I've heard in general calc 2 is pretty hard
What am I in for
This is basically life or death btw if I don't do well in this class I'm fucked for a multitude of reasons
>>75415667
they will give you a citizenship test on US history. I will quiz you for practice:
1. When Ja Rule dissed Eminem in the mid-2000's, what did Ja Rule insinuate in his trash talking?
2. Who is the rightful winner of the 2005 Superbowl?
3. How much does 15 minutes with Geico save, and on what does it save you?
4. What state is best?
5. Was the NY Times justified in its recent Manchester coverage?
>>75417695
psh if you could do Calc you can handle it. Just study and do lots of problems.
*gives america a piece of my mind*
POO POO
PEE PEE
>>75417907
1. I dont care about niggers
2. Eagles
3. 500$
4. Texas
5. NY Times is fake news
>>75419629
are you that guy interested in being a southern bartender?
question 3 is 15% or more on car insurance.
question 5 is just to see if u lik freedom of prezz
serious though: there must be some strict requirements to being in the US military for foreigners. Not that it's physically demanding, but if the US military was like the french foreign legion and just handed out citizenships to anyone who could make it, our military would be overwhelmingly foreigners. there must be some complicated step in the middle I am missing.
best of luck getting in. maybe trump will make it easier on euros over the next few years.
>>75419815
>are you that guy interested in being a southern bartender?
no
it looks like you can get citizenship this way but you need to live in USA legaly for 2 years first.
So RIP in piece I guess ;_;
thanks
>>75420156
can't you take an extended education program or something? you could do like an IT program and then work in army comms or IT or something
>>75415545
nice porky there
Is cannibalism if she eat pork?
>>75409565
fucking memories, I remember the period 2005-2007 when I was a teen and youtube became a thing, I wasted so many hours watching DBZ AMV with Korn, Greenday, Sum 41, Blink-182 and other punk rock stuff.
Wasted years homedog.
Hi
Barely slept last night or the previous night now I gotta go to work for 6 hours
Feel like i'm gonna die
>mom orders black coffee and a tea at McDonalds
>bitch hands us an some iced coffee thing
>tell them they gave us wrong stuff
>get right stuff
>look at our recipe
>two medium coffees on it
Why are McDicks employees so retarded? She says the black coffee isn't anything that special. Their sandwiches are good but McCafe employees are shit.
im back from work you guys
>mom
>Going to McDicks with your mom
Kill yourself neet
>>75421450
>why are employees getting payed minimum wage retarded
hmm
I remember my teacher would let the students who didn't wanna work go to sleep. All you had to do is ask her and she would reply with "OK, but do you want fries with that?" or when someone would wake up she'd say "Welcome to McDonalds, my name's Anonymous, make I take your order?"
>>75421459
>working on memorial day
>>75421574
tim hortons people get minimum and fuck it up way less
>>75421619
who
i have an interview tomorrow
>>75421661
where at
Just came here to say this is my fave AMV, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7w8z2MzOwg
But fak the faggots muted it
>>75421678
government alcohol store
eating ice cream with maple syrup (vermont) on top
FOR BREAKFAST
don't tell my mom
>>75421840
ambivalent toward this cat
found my keys and debit card
should go buy more liquor hahah
*eats*
Somebody help
>>75421932
friggin drug addict
I've pretty much given up on getting a job. Can't even get an interview now, and even when I did get interviews I never made a good impression
>>75422006
what are you looking for
>pigs
>>75422000
umm rude
>>75422164
sorry it just upsets me to see such a handsome, intelligent young man throw his future away with drugs
>>75422083
IT. Sysadmin, help desk, whatever
Buds
Buds please
Please
Please buds
>>75422196
im not handsome
seppos
>>75420282
I never went to college
my friend is on tv with donald tump right now
>>75422435
you would be if you didn't drink
>>75422230
damn, didn't know IT was that dried up for jobs
>>75422459
that's really your only chance at this point. consider it if you are actually srs about coming to america
>>75413542
As a finnish person should you really be talking khan?
>>75422468
>Friend
Haha no really tho
My asshole's an asshole
>>75421787
lcbo? Have a few friends work there pretty decent if your young
gonna take a nice long neet nap
>>75422703
it's just temp work during summer break but ya
the pay is higher than most places, i think it helps I speak french
hope it goes well
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
reckon i should go to the liquor store when it opens in 45 mins
>>75422805
good idea
>>75422772
Yeah they did it for summer break for uni, one worked at wine rack said it wasn't to bad, good luck french will help a lot.
spot my friend
>>75423058
left glasses
Eating French toast ad Bacon buds
What's /cum/ eating for breakfast?
>>75423088
I dont eat breakfast
>>75422624
>>75423186
Why?
>>75423215
I have to get up at retarded times and its too early for breakfast for me.
Also I´m doing IF
Thank you for clearing that up. Will add that to the Anki deck, but it is good that I was getting a sense of that distinction naturally. I try to do at least half my time spent with Norwegian reading and looking up the vocabulary. I find it helps cement the grammar and true connotations of words through the many contexts you see them in, much like a native does when they first learn.
I find the program "Learning With Texts" an excellent resource for reading text you can import and then looking up unknown words and have them automatically looked up in a dictionary with a full display of the range of translations. I am glad I found a username and password for ordnett.no as no other online dictionary cuts it.
If you are interested in checking out Learning with Texts, which is like a free, more flexible version of LingQ where you can set your own dictionary and don't have to quite frequently frown at a wall of lazy translations, it could prove useful to you. Can be configured for most any language. Takes a bit to install and get going but well worth. Det kan jeg si uten tvil!
If you have for whatever reason not tried LingQ in the past and would like a slightly bigger explanation I will provide one, though you should find a video on that site which should do the job.
If you do want to try it and find it confusing at first, just stick with the instructions carefully. They will see you through and it all gets natural quickly. Wish more people were aware of this software and how it can immensely through the stage of relying on native content almost completely.
>>75422468
>tv
literally what
>>75423186
he said what is /cum/ eating for breakfast
i need to go to bed earlier
landlord just gave me shit lol
guess i shouldn't go to the liquor store
I'm leaving this town, tonight, I'm going for the new.
It's over because of her, I'm leaving.
High class dunkin food
>>75424006
chicken tendies?
>>75423827
wat for?
>>75424382
leaving blood all over the place
>>75424456
hm do I want pizza rolls or captain crunch for breakfast? hmmm
>>75423724
yes so?
Hi, America. Is the singer named Solange popular in USA? I like this song.
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=Hy9W_mrY_Vk
I WANT a piece of cake
it is within my power to get it
but I mustn't
http://www.strawpoll.me/13067084
bit hungry lads but can't eat
>>75425376
not really
>>75426371
I see. Thanks.
girls are cute
THIS
THREAD
NEEDS
MORE
MEXICANS
SINALOA I SUMMON THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Evening guys
Going to sleep now
>>75426818
>>75426779
b-but its day time
>>75426844
I know but evening just sounded nice
>>75426701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icp4Mrdo0LU
Fargo is rightful Minnesotan clay
Fargo is a pretty good movie
Two hours
>>75427490
until what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcqMcaeyAwo&feature=youtu.be
Are people who watch Adult Swim more or less intelligent than people who dont
>>75427672
Until it's time....
I fucking HATE southerners
>>75428232
>>75428232
It's not happening
>>75428297
>>75428311
Less than two hours now...
*watches adult swim*
>>75427974
you filmed this?
I sure hope everyone has their flags all the way up now
*goes to basement*
*checks on laundry in dryer*
*finds it's still a bit damp*
hmm, yes... another 15 minutes or so should do the trick
eatin some maltesers i got at the store for 50 cents a bag. what are you munching on /cum/?
>>75428798
chocolate chip cookies
*thinks*
One hour left...
Time to begin preparations...
>>75428844
what kind?
>>75429033
the normal kind?
>>75429095
i meant like what brand, if you baked them yourself, etc
>>75429344
Why do you even care?
>>75429385
honestly im just bored and trying to start a conversation in a dead general
>>75429385
>>75429344
I sure do hope I don't fuck this up
>>75429344
I see organic and think it'll taste like shit but they were actually quite tasty
>>75429618
nice
really hate my family desu
>>75428484
check your lint trap before you set fire to your igloo
back from vegas, too scared to look at my bank account.
my gf
she is real
>>75430475
she's also a fat pig
>>75430523
jesus if that's fat I don't want to know what you find acceptable
>>75430475
I fucked her in the bathroom of a dive bar in Gatineau
should have just met weedfaggot when it was raining last night instead of waiting hours while its not raining today
Decided today that I'd like to build a house near the coastal Pacific Northwest in the style of the First Nations people, complete with totem poles, but have an interior design style where every room is decorated in the style of a different culture. Will I get lynched by Canadian SJWs for extreme cultural appropriation?
>>75430679
I cared until I saw you were doing it in Canada
have fun with financing
have fun when the fault line slips
>>75430570
the female body at it's peak
>>75430732
ah yes
Pretty sad how common these beliefs are in the black community desu
>>75428911
How do I make this me
>>75430836
whitey cant compete
what are some games where girls have big, floppy hats
>>75430836
that hotep stuff honestly looks about the same level of 'we wuz' in the alt right community
>>75430836
a majority of americans believe that the world will end a climactic battle between christ and the anti christ though, in which the redeemed will go to heaven
how is that better than we wuz?
>>75430836
if they were giants, why they are small niglets now ?
>>75430907
Have you seen that screenshot of Varg saying that the Chinese were originally European
>>75430836
But really, who were those steps made for?
>>75413113
i found it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1uH4BnswKQ
Haha btfo!
>>75430933
There's actual african civilizations that they could latch on to feel a bit of reasonable pride. Why do they force the nubian dynasty?
>>75430933
oh christ pls don't show it to me
>>75430947
>manlets
>manmores
>manmaxes
>>75430989
this comic is kind of weird because she 'gets back' at him by becoming an object of his sexual desire
>>75430929
white magiks
>>75430989
3rd was cutest, shoulda stopped there
Oh wow
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=642_1495943653
holy fuck. This is like nothing I've seen before.
pls don't spoil this
>>75430713
Ok, can I do it in USA instead?
>>75430989
reality is these freak shows look like trainwrecks and thankfully kill themselves
this shit needs to fucking stop, and so do the people enabling it
>>75431116
No no no, do it in Canada. the fault line is closer to the US coast anyways so if you don't want to die go to middle/upper British Colombia.
how are you going to finance all of this
>>75431062
too privileged to watch this
I want to go back again to those days
Ugh I NEEED a thicc chicana gf
>>75431114
;_;
>>75431229
this
morning, sluts
>>75431269
I was at taco bell and one with a huge ass came in and I about died
>>75431284
*afternoon
>>75431286
would honestly choose a thicc chicana over any other thicc girl
>>75431229
>Ugh I NEEED a thicc chica-
>>75431352
Same bud
New
>>75431350
>>75431365
>anzu
>a girl
pick one
I realized all my friends were my minorities like me, so I tried to branch out and make friends with white people. They let me hang out with them, but they always call me slurs and say things to remind me of my inferiority.
Then, when I'm at home, I come on 4chan and the same thing happens.
Why are white people so mean? Is suicide the only way out?
don't use the early thread
>>75431365
is this a new species of insect?
>>75431202
Just save up a bit of money and get on with it desu.
Poop
niggers
heard from a job today
wonder how long ill last
wow taiwanese girls have nice boobies
thank you germanproxy-san
I will never have sex in my entire life