/brit/

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'shroom gf

>>75407723
Everyone loves that. Especially the SJW liberal left.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS3SsOQ2OSE

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oneitis is telling me about her new bf again

i don't wanna go full rorke lads but islam needs to fucking go
why can't we just force atheism on people

>four posts in
>not a single brit
howling

>>75407773
screenshot

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ah yes, canadians

>>75407800
what happens when "it" starts balding

>>75407784
fuck that, i don't want to be the laughing stock of reddit tomorrow

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>>75407818
many things

>>75407826
>reddit
You okay buddy?

>>75407841
canadians haven't been that bad on /brit/ recently. they were awful for a few months but I think it was just 2-3 of them that fucked off

*enters thread*
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO!
*skids in my socks across the floor*

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>>75407866
no

how did my life even get to this point

hate drugs
hate smoking
hate the rich
hate single mothers
hate pride parades
hate pollution
hate imperialism
hate racism
hate royality
hate normies

what am i

>>75407909
Rasheed

watching the angry birds movie lads

>>75407780
>force atheism

no, you are not, and will never be a rorke. congratulations I guess, you're a stereotypical fedora

>>75407909
I stopped smoking. Started vaping. Do you hate me?

>>75407932
you wear a fedora

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>>75407920

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>I stopped smoking. Started vaping. Do you hate me?

Had an ulcer next to my bottom-left canine for the last two days :(

>>75407924
Why would you name your kid 'God is great'? That joke doesn't make any sense.

>>75407920
it's actually shit

>>75407939
I don't

>>75407918
forget to mention
hate islam
hate religion
>>75407932
somewhat
>>75407930
they're usually libertarian runts

>>75407958
spoiler this, dickhead
>>75407970
wrong

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>>75407967
>American names

If Britain doesn't have a race war I bought all these spoons for nothing.

Contrary to popular belief, women are gassier than men. That isn't to say they fart more, it's that their farts are typically longer in duration than male farts. This is caused by hormonal differences in the gi tract that allow gas producing bacteria to thrive. This also causes bowel irregularity. Have you ever noticed that both laxatives and anti-diarrhea medicine in commercial advertisements tend to be marketed towards women? Many of these commercials also feature women, Jamie Lee Curtis talking about probiotics in yogurt comes to mind. This is because women tend to suffer from bowel irregularity more than men. There are numerous reasons as to why this is, including hormonal changes or imbalance, menstruation, illness and other various things. This, of course, can result in a lot of gas. It should also be noted that the female fart tends to stink worse than the male fart. Whereas a male fart will be rich in sulfur and methane, a female fart will have a smell more like feces.

>>75407978
you wear a fedora, and you seem to have come to a false understanding that this is up for debate

>>75407993
asian nigger

>>75408017
I genuinely don't

>>75407992
t. babby

>>75407988
what do you like?
>>75407992
I'm improving it for you

>>75408024
yeah but you see the thing about that is that you actually do though

>>75408015
>This is caused by hormonal differences in the gi tract

Fucking sexist, what's in your mind and heart determines your gender, not what's in your bowels

I don't want a gf I just want to hang out with divorced/hopelessly-single older women

Famously white nation of Wales


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IjWxkmIDi8

>>75408027
>what do you like?
love spaceflight
love environmentalism
love public transport
love genetic engineering
love co-operation
love family
love communal interests
love football

>>75408056
hey reddit

>>75408056
are you me

>>75408032
I promise sir I don't I don't

>>75408012
lol what

>>75408073
nah
>>75408074
ye

>>75408056
It says here that you're a cynical snowflake

>>75408040
t. Ms. Gassypants

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Think perhaps the only way to save western civilization at this point is mass conversion to Salafist Islam. Only by proper application of the Hudud such as rajm for adulterers can we protect ourself from the omnipotent wrath of Allah. Ijma, the suras, the hadiths and the lives of the prophets: these are what we should concern ourselves with now.

Issuing fatwa against Australians btw. Urophagia is not makruh but haram

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>love spaceflight
>love environmentalism
>love public transport
>love genetic engineering
>love co-operation

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>>75408090
ok

Next person to post gets HEEMED

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>>75408105
could be worse

Heems this Aussie.

All of you who think you're miserable, just be garteful you don't have a dental abcess like I do. Can't even have my cornetto because the cold bothers the tooth.

Woke up with my face all swollen today, not just where that tooth is, but my eyes and my gums just below my nose for some reason. Spent yesterday looking forward to calling the dentist today, but now I find it's a bank holiday. Gonna be a day of Civ4, yoghurt/milk, and co-codamol.

At least it's pissing it down, so bank holiday is ruined for everyone else in town.

>>75408098
sheldon hates public transport
remember on the episode where leo-nerd is sick and he is forced to take the bus?

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i dnt liek tie lad

>>75408117
*bops you about*
*pushes you to the ground*
*kicks the soles of your shoes*
*fills your projects with obscure-yet-critical bugs*

>>75408135
fuck off reddit

>>75408134
*throws a snowball into your mouth*

>>75408098
>>75408135
>watching the big bang theory

>>75408073
Reddit doesn't like football. Sports are for chads/deanos or meganormies who have never even heard of Reddit.

>>75408152
You're addicted to refreshing pages full of disgusting, socially unacceptable, mentally unstable, repetitive nonsense. You're probably also addicted to porn.

You're compensating for your inability to be happy and fulfilled in real life. You're just too fucking stupid to understand that. Which is probably because of your African genes. Which is fine. I will refrain from judging you. Live your silly monkey life, my little monkey. Go, be free.

if labour promised to stop immigration they'd win a 100 seat majority

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>>75408137
>>75408142

>>75408160
literally everything else on that list besides family is absolutely reddit

I like thinking out large-scale groupsex scenarios

Guess you could say I'm really into the big bang theory

Nobody had better reply to this post or else, especially not an Aussie fella.

>>75408134
that's what you think mate, that's you think

jokes on you though in the end because I love the rain

@>>75408134
don't care

>>75408154
aghsfluurghfffllpff... WHY?

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>>75408168
git ot tie laaaaaaaaaaad!!!!

>>75408183
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS FUCKING MONG

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>>75408192
for how long?

CAUSE MY SEX JUNK
IS SO OH OH OH
MUCH MORE THAN
EITHER OR OR OR

>>75408203
this image is from porn

>>75408216
maybe

>>75408207
banger

Can I get amoxycillin or penicillin on the dark net? Maybe off alphabay? Want magic mushies as well, preferably spores so I can grow an indefinite supply for myself.

Anyone had experience with alphabay? Apparently you have to get Tor and buy in bitcoins. What's that like? Sounds like a lot of hassle.

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>>75408207

It's not gay to like willies in your bum if you pretend you don't like it.

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>>75408203
imma strungal yuo!!!

>>75408227
would literally send you amoxicillin

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Howling and pissing

>>75408227
>penicillin
go to the doctor for this you enemy of the people

don't want to die from a resistant infection because mongs like you abused antibiotics

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>>75408263
pls dont do that

>>75408251
>be gay(closet)
>enjoy bum sex
>have to pretend to be straight
>report all your boyfriends for anal rape the next morning
>people think you just have really bad luck

perfect

>>75408227
>amoxycillin or penicillin
don't fuck with antibiotics, seriously

>>75408270
It's over the counter here, I wouldn't worry about the odd person in the UK using it incorrectly when you have a whole continent with billions of people using it unrestricted.

>>75408227
>Can I get amoxycillin or penicillin on the dark net?

Why the fuck would you want to?

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fascism

>>75408268
Don't you need it for all your STDs from the ladyboys?

I appreciate the sentiment but unfortunately I'd have to dox myself. I'd pay good money as well. Also, I think it's possibly illegal. People use anti-biotics irresponsibly by not taking the full course, creating more of these "superbugs" that are resistant to them, so they restrict the sale of them in the UK now.

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Why aren't you following this Facebook page?

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Heading into my place of occupation

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retro memes

>not having the day off

>>75408314
wonder how many fascists have femdom fetishes

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>>75408361

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>tfw the third world abuses antibiotics and all perish due to illness
>the UK pulls up the draw bridge and becomes a bastion of safety ala children of men

>>75408331
I'm not a prick was just putting it out there. Would take 10 minutes out of my lunch time just to do some lad in need a favour.

>>75408375
unpopular opinion: We should have let Ebola keep going

>>75408270
>>75408288
I've used them before and know how to use them. Gotta take the full course and that.

>>75408305
2 reasons: I'm a survivalist, and they would be extremely valuable in an EOTWAWKI scenario. Also, in case I get an abcess like the one I've got now and it's a bank holiday, or I'm housebound for some reason.

I'll be getting them prescribed in the week, but would've liked to get started ASAP, and always prefer to deal with minor illnesses myself, without bothering the doctor or dentist if possible. It's a self-reliance thing.

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Most common birth place of immigrants in England

surprising amount of Germans.

reminder that thailad has an hour lunch break the lazy twat

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Work ends in 5 minutes...

Work in 16 hours and 5 minutes

>>75408427
that's standard init?

>>75408422
Ah, so you're mildly autistic. Good to know

>>75408422
good lad

>>75408442
never had a job that had a break over 30 minutes

>>75408442
You need to pay $5 an hour for your lunchbreak in the US

>>75408401
Sorry if you thought I was calling you a prick, didn't mean any offence. I just mean I'd have to dox myself in front of /brit/, and there are some proper cunts on here. Some good lads too though.

>>75408423
wtf i hate poles and krauts now

>>75408459
My condolences

>>75408452
Tell me what about that post revealed symptoms of autism. I think you're either projecting or enjoy slinging buzzwords around.

>>75408480
suck my cock you dumb aussie twat

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Fucking white males

refugees are all dangero-
https://twitter.com/BrendanOHaraSNP/status/861656159090085888

Doing a re-watch of all the old angry video game nerd videos.

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Haven't slept all night but don't feel tired

Wat do, I should be studying btw

>>75408459
>>75408461
mental
>>75408464
nah, just use a disposable email address. Although now I think about it I'm not sure how the post office would react. Last thing I tried to send overseas was a android tablet and they opened up the box and said I couldn't send it because it had a battery. They're a bit funny about what you can send. Also it'd take a while to get to you, not sure you'd still need them. Having said all that, i'd be happy to try if you wanted.

have a paki british friend

Average donation to Conservatives: £60,000.
Average donation to Labour: £22.
In whose interests do you think each party would govern?

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>>75408530
Pondering

>>75408491
>Tell me what about that post revealed symptoms of autism

1. I'm a survivalist, and they would be extremely valuable in an EOTWAWKI scenario

That you believe such a situation could be survived by having a bag of military rations and penicillin shows you lack a proper awareness of the world.

2. and always prefer to deal with minor illnesses myself, without bothering the doctor or dentist if possible. It's a self-reliance thing.

Irrational fear of those in the medical profession, preferring to avoid human interaction (even if those humans are experts and this is their whole job) and use drugs obtained via a darkweb which you state you are unfamiliar with using.

Like I said, it's mild. But it's there

am a paki brit that's got this yank mong convinced I'm mates with him but I'm just doing so I have material to take the piss with when I'm with my fellow paki brits

>come into work, only person on the early shift
>absolutely nothing to do
Looks like a good day lads

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>1. I'm a survivalist

>>75408521
Wherever I get them from, it's just to build a reserve supply for next time. Getting them prescribed will be quickest and easiest for now, gonna do that tomorrow.

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Islam

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All Muslims are evi-

germany still has a barracks named after rommel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21st_Panzer_Brigade_(Bundeswehr)
weird, thought they would've got rid of all nazi related names

>>75408591
It is Ramadan, you must delet this at once

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>>75408530
What Labour think helping poor people is though is wrong. They think by stealing from the rich to give to the poor they will create this never ending cycle of wealth redistribution when in reality the country would collapse within the generation, like every other communist nation.
>inb4 comrade corbyn isn't a communist

>>75408591
business idea: show muslims the joys of hedonism and materialism in order to weaken their bonds to islam

>>75408594
What happens next?!
*plays gif of muslim stealing the bags*

>>75408594
They all play nice when the cameras are on rasheed

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>>75408610

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This girl is a fascist

>>75408610
>stealing from the rich
Only taking back what the workers produced. Rich parasites can work or they'll be liquidated.

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>>75408622
We tried that, it sort of backfired

>>75408641
That's not how the world works sadly. They'll simply take their business elsewhere and we'll lose jobs

>>75408641
>some povvo monkey shifting plastic in a warehouse is producing it
>the manager who organises, designs, delegates and sorts logistics for the company is a parasite
HMMMMMM

>>75408640
who fucks black men for money

>>75408565
>penicillin wouldn't be super valuable if shit hit the fan
It saves lives. It's a staple of modern medicine. It would be worth it's weight in gold. Knowing this doesn't make someone autistic.

Self reliance isn't a symptom of autism. There was no indication of an irrational fear of those in the medical profession, or of preferring to avoid human interaction. I explicitly stated I was familiar with using those drugs.

At this point you are showing more symptoms of autism than me. That or a chronic lack of reading comprehension.

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NEED a femdom gf to batter my bollocks

>>75408584
alri lad, you know where to find me, hope it gets better soon.

>>75407705
He was doing so well until the green text.

>>75408691
>It saves lives. It's a staple of modern medicine.

There's a lot of those

http://www.who.int/medicines/publications/essentialmedicines/EML_2015_FINAL_amended_NOV2015.pdf?ua=1

Is he going to fit them all in his bug out bag?

>>75408505
Tell us about your menial jobs

>>75408688
not the managers, but the owners, shareholders and so on. those who perform no labour but still profit. landlords being the worst example.

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>>75408505
>his lunch hour is 30minutes long
>now he's lashing out at us instead of mr noseberg
Slow your roll

Paris mayor demands black feminist festival that 'prohibits' white people be banned

>>75408712
sure, let me tell you about the time I grappled an aussie and smashed his fucking head in on the job

>>75408723
Yeah those bloody investors. Need to get them out of the country. They did nothing but risk a shitload of money to set the business up

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>>75408622
>>75408652
To an extent, it has worked. Muslims with plenty of expendable income tend to be more hedonistic than those who are dirt poor and struggle to survive.

>t. non-muslim who has fucked a number of wealthy muslim girls

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>>75408737
those wacky frogs

>>75408752
is that an arse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc

chan-users BTFO.

>weed smoking, hentai fapping, chan-using, unemployed vidya playing losers try to get a girl
>misreads womens behaviour and overreacts and is overbearing
>becomes weirdly sexually and socially misogynist

buzzfeed really blowing the FUCK out of the chan commuity here. stupid Betas

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>>75408738
If you spent less time beating up Aussies you might have an hour lunch break

>>75408737
>black feminist festival that 'prohibits' white people
ah yes, progress and equality.

PLEASE shit in my face

I got the short straw in life

Which one of you bastards took the long ones?

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>>75408740
this
risk is just as valuable as labor
quit being a commie jew

>>75408711
Someone stockpiling penicillin in case of a shortage isn't putting them in a bug out bag. You clearly know nothing of disaster preparedness.

And penicillin is used to treat all kinds of bacterial infections. It's more valuable than, say, "Reserve second line drugs for the treatment of multidrug resistant tuberculosis."

>other people's money
>risk

>>75408801
Nobody up at 8 on a bank holiday and posting on 4chan got a long straw

>>75408797
*prrrrfffflflflfflshhhllllllllltsssp*
ahhhh
*wipes arse with your hair*
*drop a handful of coppers in your lap*

got a 6' straw here

>>75408801
No matter how long your straw is, they all still suck

>>75408821
nah, I got a reasonably long one

Girl on the bus is doing her makeup

Stop triggering my dysphoria!

>>75408821
Off to work

Another day, another dollar

>>75408803
>quit being a commie jew
no

>>75408777
haha what the fuck is this

>>75407724
go to bed paul

It's Ramadan

You shouldn't be posting during daylight hours

>>75408845
7.5 inch straw here

*Shoves you out of the way*

hate arrogant, noisy, boastful and swaggering people

>>75408777
interesting that this is the normie perception of 4chan users, really shows how alien our lifestyles are to them

not a fan of the life i live

>>75408879
I've told my family I'm non Muslim

Dad is surprisingly cool about it
Mum and sister are super pissed though, want me out the house

>>75408907
all me haha
*starts talking in a group circle with you excluded*
*you try to squeeze in and stand in your way*
*you end up pathetically peering over someones shoulder*

>>75408777
Lulz

>>75408777
>4chan is 2007 /b/

Cool

cannot imagine actually caring about religion or having a religious family
would very much support mass sterilisation of theists

everytime i come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen

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>lulz

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>cannot imagine actually caring about religion or having a religious family
>would very much support mass sterilisation of theists

don't reply to it

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GTE OTU TIE LAD!!!11!!!

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>>75408952
but i like it here

>>75408950
You mean yanks and other non Brits

>>75408933
I find Christianity and Islam to be really stunted in terms of the philosohpy behind the metaphysical ideas behind them.

Other religions like Judaism, Gnosis, Vedantic Hinduism, Sikhism, Buddhism, Tao and Jainism to be quite interesting in terms of their philosophy.

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>Lulz

>>75408970
Thoughts on Paganism?

>>75408970
They're all cancer

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>>75408970
>Other religions like Judaism

I don't have enough fedoras for this

>>75408777
These people are clearly STILL salty over getting called out for being a bunch of disgusting, talentless, sell-out, shills during gamergate, and need to pigeonhole and attack their perceived alt-right gamer anon oppressors.

No I didn't watch the video, it's Buzzfeed (apparently).

really weird how there's seemingly a higher percentage of religious people on 4chan than i've met/known irl
probably just contrarians/larpers though

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>Thoughts on Paganism?

Fuck sake

The driver is taking the slowest route again

>>75408995
Jewish secrets are quite interesting. There is a reason most people don't know much about what they precisely believe.
>>75408981
Paganism refers to basically all animist beliefs in the world.

as I understand European pagan revival movements are mostly roleplaying and ad-hoc made up.

legalize domestic violence
it's time for women to be put back in their place

>>75409018
varg is very comfy to watch, even if he talks complete shit 99% of the time

*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

>>75409042
How about we legalise male slavery instead?

>>75408910
yeah we're way more pathetic than that guy

it's here

>>75409042
violence is unnecessary and reprehensible

How can I still be tired when I got 11 hours of sleep?

cannot for the life of me understand why anyone is religious

>>75409042
GOOD post

>>75409082
Then you're dumber than most religious people.

>>75409082
simple, complete explanation for everything

fuck everything

>>75409068
exactly

the average 4chan user lives with his parents and wouldn't go out looking for a job if his life depended on it

why are south american countries not considered western?

>>75409042
why are some men so eager to hit women?

>>75409081
look up the symptoms of sleep apnea, it's fairly common.

>>75409082
I wasn't raised religious and i accept all atheist arguments.

but I still feel like in moments of need, taking solace in something larger than myself helps me personally.

I feel the ritualism of meditation and thinking there is a beauty in the totality of everything, is good for the well-being

not going to sit in a church and read a shitty book though or believe that god is a big man in the sky who sends people down who do miracles and all that nonsense.

>>75409119
don't reply to it

>>75409114
the "west" is a vague, shifting term

>>75409119
I don't think I have that but thanks anyway

Got the GP on Friday

>>75409114
They're overly left leaning, kinda communist by comparison

>>75409116
Their view of the world is basically "might makes right," although I doubt many of them could articulate even that base philosophy. They're little better than animals.

>>75409114
(not white)

>>75409082
you must be really simple minded to not even be able to fathom a single good reason

>>75409116
insecurity

When are we going to send all our Muslims to Brazil?

>>75409020
hello lad haven't seen you in awhile. how is the ol job

I was in the Pub near the EU referendum, I then started chatting with some fella in his late 50's. Seemed totally normal, was a manager of some warehouse then I decided to ask him about how he was going to vote in the EU referendum (Being a bit cheeky I assumed he would have hired lots of EU workers in his warehouse) he then went on this long explanation about how in the bible it predicted the five stars would unite under an eagle and the stars represented these old churches in various EU countries and the eagle was the German eagle and it would lead to the end of the world so he was voting out. Absolutely fucking mental.

>>75409215
Why do you hate /brit/? Did we do something to anger you?

>>75409205
send them to america

>>75409220
why are religious people the most important people in history

>>75408777
But I have a full time job in a bank, I have a fiancee, I stopped playing video games in college. I'm anti social and live with my parents while I save money for a deposit, that's the only thing I think they could mock me for. But still, I pre been on 4chan since 2006 because I enjoy shitposting

>>75409175
Humans are no better than animals. None of them realize theyre just biological drones.

>>75409263
nikola tesla was not religious

>>75409263
societal control through churches was stronger in history.

being outwardly religious was simply required of any notable figures.

do one, Theresa May

>>75409266
Stop bragging

>>75409277
doesn't really justify any violence

who was the most important man of the 20th century?

Don't like the Tories anymore.
Corbyn seems like a genuine guy but I don't agree with what he's genuine about.

Don't think I'll vote this year

>>75409375
unironically adolf hitler

>>75409385
Have you seen UKIP's manifesto?

>>75409375
alexander fleming

>>75409399
What's the point? Their party is finished.

>>75409412
well I agree but I figured you're voting based on policies alone. Are you in a safe seat?

>>75409375
Hitler, all of the modern world was a result of his actions.

>>75409375
Einstein

>>75409385
>>75409412
If you aren't going to vote just vote UKIP. Every vote counts. I'm in a safe seat and voted UKIP. It won't affect anything in the election but it might help UKIP look not as finished as they do right now.

>>75409482
didn't know there was a uk independence party in australia too, wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNhF28fzN9I

we need him back

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Hey, Drumpf

FUCK YOU

124 thosuand british people emigrated in 2015.
529,655 people died in 2015 in the UK.

net migration figures includes all people staying for longer than a year (but not necessarily peramently) - for exmaple students staying for 3 years or people on temporary work visas. Only a minority of students transfer to another visa after their studies.

need a detailed rundown on pugh, pugh, barney mcgrew, cuthbert, dibble and grubb

>>75409509
the only option, it seems, is to import millions of 3rd world immigrants from war torn countries

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>>75409495
Sweetie...

>>75409544
made millions off of digimeme

>>75409539
we import hardly any migrants from third world countries, because our work visa requirements are relatively stringent + permanent settlement via family migration is not as easy to get any more.

refugees make up like 5% of all migration to the UK, but people perceive them to be the main group of migrants.

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>>75409566
I bought DGB when she was under 300 SATs

>>75409567
I'm saying YOU NEED MORE, shitlord.

goodnight faggots

>>75409535
One race, the circle race :)

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>One race, the circle race :)

>>75409567
Getting British citizenship is a cake walk compared to much of the world. You should see the hoops you have to jump through here.

too right wing to be a nationalist

The fucking bus is late

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>>75409647

Ah yes another wasted day off work

>>75409647
*tips monocle*

>>75409637
its not too difficult you're right.

the main difficulty i'd say is geting in the first place (especially if you're trying to work).

there are a fuckload of fees and the 'parole periods' before you get settlement.

tfw no gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWwhEaFmSno

>>75408777
>get that Patrick Bateman look
SCREAMING

Thank you for another $170 net for my day's toil Mr Noseberg

>>75409707
hate poo skins
piss skins are ok though

>>75409694
The official route is a nightmare, granted. Have you accounted for the numbers of people that simply lose their passport and can't be deported? They basically just leave them to it. Unless things have changed in the last 5 or so years.

>>75408777
>>75408910
desu all this shows is how detached the people who make this sort of stuff are, and how little they understand anything outside their bubble of normalcy

>>75409751
similar and much more prominent in the US .

>be a genius from india doing bits for amazon
>can't get in because muh lottery system

>be a pole who snuck in on a crate
>hide long enough and you're american

really makes you think

must be a lot of money to be made arbitrating between different shitcoins

>>75407705
The screen made me think

>>75409822
change your name to "Moni" please

Yanks out
Aussies in

>>75409707
>50 million chinese KHVs

oh dear

morning lads

morning nonce

>>75409787
Yeah it's backwards. Let educated people come if they can contribute, have no criminal background etc. If they have a degree and evidence of doing well in their own country let them in. Perhaps even an aptitude test or something.

>>75409862
>morning nonce
alri

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Just bought Overwatch

Love Tracer

She is the Queen of /brit/

>>75409787
Paj'

>>75409887
yaaaaaaaaaaaas

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Who would are Riley vote for?

>>75409787
t. sanjay sahil rakesh tummalapalle

>work in an office with Muslims
About to sit down to a full breakfast
Can hear the muzzies tummies rumble in collective jealousy haha

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>>75409887
Want to be dressed up as Tracer and made to suck cock desu

>>75409707
doing my part to make things worse
the Chinese are marrying African girls as a way to get around this though

>>75409923
They wake up at 2 and eat like 3000 calories

Many muslims, especially in western countries, gain weight during ramadan

>>75409923
call centre

>>75409937
>>75409937
>>75409937
>>75409937
>>75409937

>>75409923
*reports you to HR for your insensitive behaviour*
*your company bans eating during ramadan in solidarity with your muslim coworkers*

wow 3 day weekend with bank holiday that is so unusual for me

[spoiler] oh wait i'm a loser NEET[/spoiler]

>>75409888
>>75409912
nah i just read an article about some indians who were getting really good jobs in america but were unable to get in because of the way the visas are allocated being retarded.
>>75409867
For high skileld people there should be freedom of movement throughout most countries 2bh.

There is a lot of interesting literature about how occupationally people react to migration.

In the case of low skilled people, natives upgrade from manual work to communication-intensive work (which they are better suited at compared with immigrants).

For high-skilled work, foreigners tend to dominate mathematical/analytical roles, whilst project management and delivery is the strength of skilled natives.

>>75409941
does the old cells the world of good though does regulated fasting.

>>75409973
>pm and delivery
>skilled