/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

>>75407641
>transworld
>not one single tranny on the cover
UMMM???

Here's how I had a conversation on Tinder go down once
Me: *vapes at you*
Her: I hate vaping
Her: I need dick
I ghosted her afterwards because I couldn't think of a way to respond
I think I posted screenshots of this conversation in /cum/

>>75407519
I have no idea who this is or why I should care but damn he got blown the fuck out so hard

>>75407680
used to tell people in 6th grade my grandpa was a nazi for shits even though finland was just a co-belligerent nation
blew their world apart

Elliot Rodger should be post-humorously inducted into MENSA

Have you ever swallowed the cum of another race?

Yes, Latino and black

>>75407693
i think his name is jordan peterson

Hey hey LBJ how much Benadryl should I take today

who /bmx/ here???

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>Kill Mexico
>Fuck Denmark
>Marry Finland

Reminder that despite looking completely white I benefit from Affirmative Action

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my stomach is burning like acid.

>>75407704
I've tasted the cum of an Asian girl

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(((canadians)))

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>despite looking completely white

>>75407722
Drink some pepto

>>75407722
why?

>>75407722
take a picot

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>>75407703
>post-humorously

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>>75407722
Drink milk.

>>75407727
girls don't cum dumbass

>>75407732
henrico agrees and portland won't even call me CHI so suck it caliposter

>>75407727
It's not real cum if it doesn't contain semen. Female cum is the equivalent of precum

Precum tastes better than cum incase you were wondering

>>75407752

Henrico also thinks the earth is flat and the ancient greeks werent gay

>>75407749
girls(male) do

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>>75407704
>Yes, Latino and black

>>75407738

Why do you think? cant remember the last time i went a day without eating anythng acidic

>>75407760
I don't plan on tasting cum that contains semen

only had my own cum

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The gf

should we post our voices i kinda wanna hear what you guys sound like

i have never posted about flat earth, i accept that its a sphere but i am open, however skeptical, to the possibility that might be hollow

the greeks weren't gay though

>>75407795
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XUCyOejwVm

>>75407795
no, you faggot

>>75407795
Bit gay.

>>75407817
very strange voice on portland

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The GF.

>>75407794
cool

need a gf

stop lying that u have a gf we can see the 4chan filenames

>>75407852
*unzips pussy*

i don't actually believe in hollow earth i just think it would be really cool

there might be elves or something down there

>>75407795
I would but there's sleeping people

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>we can see the 4chan filenames

god dammit vocaroo, you ruined my joke

>>75407864
art

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>>we can see the 4chan filenames

Just hit up taco bell

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hola

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the gf

>>75407864
post your gay lisp

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hIGtxGqdA3

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>>75407891
reminds me of tbhis

>>75407903
average mexicans in that pic

>>75407856
Are you seriously this new?

>>75407922
Never reply to me again, fuck face.

>>75407911
what store did you work at

>>75407912
Wow nobody listened to it

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xNGtJvuLcE

>>75407931
no

>>75407942
Probably because everyone hates you.

>>75407942
I did. was confused

>>75407941
A small one
they're only in Oregon

>>75407945
Hope you're being sarcastic because you have a lisp in that

>>75407922
I think those are Germans representing Mexico at some sort of festival

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Where are the non-Americans?

>>75407977
here
>>75407794
>>75407771
>>75407722
>>75407641
>>75407689
>>75407974

>>75407945
wow really shitty mic

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>>75407945

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The GF(for real this time).

won a 7 hour game of lord of the rings risk

>>75407945
How were you able to speak with a mouth full of feces and cum?

>>75407968
Market of Choice?

>>75407971

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x9ipAPAjJ1

>>75408002

I fell for /g/'s thinkpad meme

>>75408005
can you just give her to me? you already have those two white girls from before

>>75408026
You have a lisp in both of these audio clips

>>75407795

what should i say

>>75408035
He clearly doesn't have a lisp.

>>75408028
Do you like Brazilian pussy? If so, you can have her

>>75408026
"I don't have a lithsp"

>>75408005
saw a girl that looked like this on the metro today. not quiet as beautiful but dark hair and light eyes combo

might do a 'roo

>>75408043
I have some nudes from a Brazilian girl so sure
>>75408039
say "el OhiANO is a great and respectable poster"

>>75407968
have you ever been to local boys(or boyz?)
>>75407953
stop clacking his ass

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why dont you guys ever want to talk about apple juice
instead youd rather talk about crap that dont matter

>>75408066
commit suicide

>>75408070

t. apple farmer

Apple juice is inferior to orange juice

>>75408064

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KAEHxtVv23

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>>75408070
apple juice is shit

Can't talk because I'll wake my parents up

>>75408091
Strong accent and I'm also saving that

>>75407760
>Precum tastes better than cum
liar

>>75408045
Used to stare at that picture like a creepo

She's divine

>>75408080
you're the only person who has ever said that to me
>>75408095
simply apple is good. regular is bad

post tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLPW93VIVgs

>>75408102

no you aint b.

>>75408091
Really cute.

>>75408124
Just did

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The new GF

>>75408095
shutup idiot

Got a piercing head ache my buds
Gonna try to sleep it off

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>>75408143
kys beverage pleb

Milk is cum's drink of choice

>>75408129

y-you too

>>75408161
>tfw the gfs dad works for local diary farm and she gets free milk and icecream

>>75408161
reddit

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lgRSCbtcer

>>75408011
yeah

My daughter is dating a faggot.

t. dairy farmer

>>75408187
Do they put egg yolk into the ice cream?

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This is why I voted for Mr Trump

>>75408213

WTF I LOVE drumpf now!

from this day forward you are only allowed to post 5-6/10s because that's the only type we can hope to achieve

here in sinaloa they make a bread called "women's bread" basically because it doesnt have eggs (slang for testicles of course).

Is actually really good, specially filled with cream cheese or panocha.

>>75408195
have you been to local boys in eugene?
>>75408202
I don't know. it's regular ice cream? it's the best ice cream in town though. edaleen dairy.
>>75408202
how tall are you

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>>75408213
He seems to flipflop on the issues

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REALLY makes you think.

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>here in sinaloa they make a bread called "women's bread" basically because it doesnt have eggs (slang for testicles of course).

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>>75407641
>Canada


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0dOmLZRoug

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Morning gents, just had a nice cup of coffee.
Hows things across the the sea?

>>75408241
>how tall are you
Exactly as tall as your gf's dad.

>>75408241
Never heard of it, but just looked it up?
It's Hawaiian?

>>75408120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcBGgQ7Ddgw

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>>75408231
>We
Not all of us are losers

>>75408231
>that's the only type we can hope to achieve
What is this we you fucking loser

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>>75408231
>we

>>75408271

same ol same old

>>75408280
denail

>>75408280
>>75408289
>>75408290

just caught you motherfuckers
sexist pigs objectifying women with numbers you "achieve"

5/10s need a bf too

>>75408296
>women
>

>>75408231
I'm shooting for a 3 or 4

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>>75408297

>>75408297
and they probably can turn into 7/10s with some proper clothes/glasses/hairstyle

listenang to summoning
le varg face

>>75408231
All my gfs have been 10/10s in my eyes.

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Drink a glass of milk before bed so you can grow up big and strong.

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>>75408271
Are you racist against Mexicans? Most of your brethren on /pol/ are

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>be local dairy co-op
>buy out every convince store in multiple counties
>use them as a platform to sell your milk
There are four of these within five minutes of me

wish I had a gf

>>75408319
most of the time when you post a reaction image it does not apply to the situation at all. perhaps you need to improve your english?

>>75408273
oh. you are 6 foot 5 inches?
>>75408277
yeah its hawian bbq it's pretty close to OSU I believe. I went eugene a couple of times for a livestock judging camp and my coach went there and he knew that place and we went both times. I had a burger with an egg on it. there's rice too as a side. It was really good

>>75408325
that's sweet

Just moved my clover folder to my pc and now I have no memes on my phone

>>75408342
just laughing at how sad you are

>>75408343
>oh. you are 6 foot 5 inches?
yes

>>75408271
awful just awful
I didn't sleep last night
My dog's pee went off the pad and I stepped in it this morning
I had an awful stomach ache earlier

>>75408351
Why didn't you leave them on your phone

>>75408343
>there's rice too as a side
Coconut rice is pretty good if that's what you had

>>75408343
Well that's Corvallis, but I think someone else told me about that place too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSy5-36Ac6U

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>hawaiian place serves macaroni salad

>>75408351
Clover is great, took me a while to stumble upon it

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>just laughing at how sad you are

>>75408381
>corvallis
oh yeah sorry I got mixed up
>>75408379
maybe idk. it had some really good sauce stuff. like a weird almost gravy thing
>>75408390
just don't order it

gonna go to bed now

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>>75408329
I am not racist towards anyone since there is only one race, the human race and therefor racism does not exist.

>>75408390
It's not uncommon

>going to bed before RNH

>>75408425
Goodnight

>>75408429
that's the gayest shit i've ever heard

>>75408425
drink a glass of milk first

oh i get it now
these baltimore police in The Wire don't want to deal with homicides even though these motherfuckers are in the homicide department because more murders reflects poorly on the entire police
that some fucked up SHIT

>>75408418
the hawaiian place we have here isn't that great anyways so I rarely go there anyways

>>75408379
Took up too much space, had about 3k pics

>>75408120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpO5xIltlyU

should really go to sleep

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>>75408429
Are you high on something

>>75408474

it just doesnt feel the same without the whistle

>>75408475
same
I really really should
but I don't feel like it
I don't feel like staying awake
but I don't feel like it

trying to vocaroo

adding pistachios to the shopping list

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Guess I'm also going to bed

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which one wouldnt u want to run into at night in a dark alley
>>75408549
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f9UKQoSb7R

>>75408578
4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iEQbNQugOn

>>75408578
6 because he looks like eggman

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>>75408490
Nope, I was merely pretending to be. Not an excuse, but I sometimes get normies to stop and think about the stupid shit being spouted about race when I do.

>>75408578
wow cool music you got a name for that artist?

>>75408549

spell this

T-N-S-L-P-P-T-S-O

>>75408593
cute, but not as cute as sinaloa

Anyone else get annoyed as fuck when you're trying to watch something and your girlfriend tries to rub up on you and cuddle with you, bitch I'm trying to pay attention to something

>>75408593
do i sound dumb?

>>75408592
schizophrenia
>>75408597
depressive

>>75408578
2

>>75408624
you sound fine, dont worry
cheer up though you sound like a zombie

>>75408609
i already did a thing
again?
>>75408617
why is it cute>

>>75408653

Yes please, it is funny.

>>75408598
really made me think at least

>>75408653
it sounds cute

>>75408624
speak up
never use the back of your throat like a LIL BITCH

>>75408653
You should do one during the day and post it

>>75408645
epileptic
>>75408593
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pTnN3c2nft

>>75408578
7
>>75408619
No, physical intimacy is the best

>>75408681
maniac

somebody record himsel speaking in spanish.
>>75408578
4 or 5

>>75408578
3 because he looks like he wants to sell me something
>>75408649
>cheer up though you sound like a zombie
that's because that was like the 10th time I tried to get it to work so I was tired of it
>>75408666
>ever use the back of your throat like a LIL BITCH
but I am a little bitch
>>75408663
I guess, if it would make you happy

tfw no mic

>>75408724
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XaMfY5tQqM

>>75408754

flawless

>>75408746
tfw mic but haven't used it in years

>>75408681
it's fine when you want it, but otherwise it's just attention whoring and very annoying

what am I gonna do with my life

shan't vocaroo

>>75408754

cute kinda

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thread is pretty fast

>>75408724
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05Wh4lMJPbk
there you go bud
>>75408666
better?

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need more food in my pantry but Im moving out in like 2 weeks

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Just posting to give that fan of mine a shoutout

>>75408804

l-lewd

Just got an email from the university
>No classes held 9/30/2019 in observance of Rosh Hashanah or 9/28/2020 in observance of Yom Kipur

What happened to Sacramento

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19Yoq0tOKwE

>>75408842

RIP

>>75408842
sacramento is a bad city so probably got stabbed by gang members

>>75408822
To where?

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Be careful who you bully

>>75408768
>when you want it
Literally all the time. I will hold hands while driving. I love hugging and cuddling and stuff, but I suppose not everyone is so keen on personal space being violated.

>>75408851

wtf, no it isnt

it just has a homeless problem

>>75408842
Nothing, Sacramento is a beautiful city.

>>75408849
cute

>>75408833
I enjoyed
>>75408833
what does it mean?

https://youtu.be/yOJYRJLIhvY
Worst thing about college desu

>>75408849

not what i expected, 2 serious 4 me.
>>75408876
your penis is stiff

>>75408868
sacramento is a very bad city

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>>75408858

Anyone who dislikes Canada is no friend of mine

Traps are gay

>>75408888

have you ever even visited?

>>75408883
that's why you go to universities

grotty sea urchins

>>75408902
have you ever even?

>>75408902
yes a couple times, only good part about it is old sacramento

based seattle wins again
hiding homeless underneath the highways

>>75408904
It's even worse at universities

>>75408916

I live less than an hour away, so yes

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>it's even worse at universities

traps are straight

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>>75408922

when was the last time you visited? Its had a good redevelopment downtown

>>75408956
true, but it's a lil gay if you're okay with the voice and find the penis acceptable

>>75408884
mine or yours
>>75408894
I was in canada today. I went to castle fun park. beat my friends in the batting cages, go carts, golf range,ect
>>75408925
I go to seattle often and it always makes me really sad

>>75408964
4 years ago

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>>75408956
Not really. Unless it's a trap and a girl having sex, which is straight

why is it that if you show a girl who is playing a game, the reaction is something like "awesome, what a cool, modern and brave girl" but if you show a guy who does the same, the reaction is "what a dork, i bet he's a virgin loser"

It's so unfair

>>75408578
hey jerk I said 3 because he looks like he wants to sell me something

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>>75409008

should visit again

it looks alot nicer. And its got this neat retro arcade bar

>>75409015
whoops i didnt see, catatonic

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>>75409014
Its called being a man. Equality for all but only when it benefits me.

>>75409029
but i already live in paradise
seaside isn't where i live, they haven't added my flag yet, but i live near it sorta

Uhh who even cares about memorial day

>>75409077
Me because I bought a new mattress

I used to think I was so smart but I couldn't hide the hole in my heart

>>75409034
>catatonic
does my reason change anything or is it based solely on the choice alone? because if it was who I'd be afraid of hurting me, I would choose 2

>>75409035
>adds up to 200%
u wot m8?

memorial day is stupid.

>>75409077
I sure do, sipping my dad's favorite shitty beer and listening to his old ELO records. I fuckin miss my old man, and I'll never ever forget his sacrifice for his country.

>>75409035
Total number of blacks killed adds up to 100
Total number of whites killed adds up to 100

>>75409110
>me getting 2x pay is stupid

>>75409101
www learning-mind com/szondi-test-with-pictures-that-will-reveal-your-deepest-hidden-self/

>>75409110
More like memeorial day, amirite?

>>75409122
Oooh, clever.

>>75409107
Black and White

Aren't you forgetting something before you go to sleep?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gs5p7hJ5ZC

my mom is up and rummaging around the living room

>>75409126
shit, 2 IS exactly me

>>75409177
let me touch you

524 day streak in duolingo ahhahahahhahaha I am so GOOD

>>75409169
and drink milk

>>75409209
shutup idiot

>>75409139
Ya he was lmao, what kinda dummy dies while trying fight to find WMD's that don't exist. I'm the same as him, but I'm glad I am because I fucking loved him.

>>75409210
kys newfag

>>75409250
reddit

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>reddit

>>75409196
and you learned nothing rite?

one and a half more weeks until I can finally leave this shithole

HOO HOO HEE HEE I'm feeling WACKO tonight hahahha well I suppose that's how 130mg dexedrine lack of food and sleep deprivation ought to make you feel

>>75409291
I learned to speak Swahili so I could communicate with my Swedish pen pals in their native tongue

>>75409303

wow, I was actually able to translate most of this

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I could understand this, but I don't get it at all.

>>75408865
are you a fucking woman? Everyone needs their personal space/time.

>>75409333
for you >>75409303

>>75409325
Proud of ya, son *clicks intensely to communicate with my Swedish brothers*

>>75409357
walla waki tinga

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How could you resist?

gonna kill myself when im 45 and divorced

time for a glass of 1% and a sleep

>>75409409
ok

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stoppit, I dont have any milk in the fridge

killing myself as I type this po

>>75409424
You should probably get some

>>75409377
winga wup wup wung!

>>75409418
i can see it now, i'll be out of shape and bloated from the alcoholism as i hang in the closet without a shirt on

>>75409428
How did you post it, if you died while typing?

>>75409439

where am I going to buy some milk at 1 in the morning

I wish I knew the source of this video so I could find more photos of the chick

https://www.f******k.com/loultimoenlasredessociales/videos/1336858186368840/

>>75409463
ooooOOOOOOoooooo~
Ominous Mysteries

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>>75409340
Nah, I just worked a lot and because of weird hours didn't get to spend a lot of time with my ex. The time spent together was lovely though. She was so soft and loving. I miss it desu,
>>75409424
How did you allow yourself to run out?

>>75409428
Candlejack PLS

>>75409492

I dont go shopping much. Im kinda strapped for cash

>>75409465
Just suck it right out of the cow.

That's how my peepaw taught me.

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let's return to a more peaceful and prosperous time

>>75409522
Oregon was not a part of Spain.

god the swollen feet terrify me

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i've had enough alone time

new
>>75409565
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>>75409565
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_9QooYDYtU

>>75409556
t. yank

>>75409522
You know, it wasn't UK at the time of the colonies.

>>75409575
dum dum

>>75409522
Hawaii and Alaska are Russian

>>75409574
Nice bass

>>75409584
Hawaii was independent or belonged to Japan idk. It's too sunny and happy for ruskies

>>75409684
the Russians had a fort there and Japan has never had possession of Hawaii

>>75409718
A FUCKING FORT