choa edition
She's ugly
Jolyne is CUTE
CUUUUUUUUTE
me on the left
Ya estoy harto de tanto puto Chino.
the gf
>tfw no British bf
>>75403458
ME too
the gf
lol
the gf
tfw no gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc
fucking BETA male btfo by BASED buzzfeed lmao this be straight FIRE
MY BITCH I BUY HER JIMMY CHOOS
DAMN
femdom is literally gayer than 2 dudes fucking
anyone using nigger phrases is subhuman
Some people just want to see the world burn
i like the gentle mommy femdom you find in straight shota but i also like gay porn
>>75403551
How does Buzzfeed think 4chan works?
>Yo anon, what's good?
>>75403570
foot sniffing is the most redpilled fetish
- richard spencer
why are people 18-25 so fucking useless?
not even I was as useless when I was that age as they are today
>>75403592
i think they assume its like reddit but with people who say cuck
>tfw no siberian husky doggo
>>75403656
because of college
Hey buds, I have a question for you.
How many scoops do you usually get?
im feeling sad and alone and sleepy
>>75403708
i'll hang out with you
>>75403605
Good taste my american friend.
>>75403647
His head looks like a fucking toe.
>>75403708
Let me suck your cock
>>75403589
What Ted lacks in principles, he also lacks in charisma. Sad!
>i like black women
>>75403706
only 2 really
I can't stop imaging that every black person I see smells bad.
>i like cara
>>75403706
One and a half
>>75403647
what an oddly colored egg
If you wouldnt go to pound town on Tyra Banks ot Beyonce, you're very likely a closet gay
I never actually saw the two scoops video
>>75403727
>>75403753
>>75403779
Wait, what the fuck? Why the fuck aren't you getting one like the rest of us? What the fuck are you, some kind of fascist Nazi cockholster?
my ethernet driver suddenly stopped working... wifi is fine
>>75403767
i have this problem too and i genuinely feel bad for it because some people may say the same thing as mexicans.
ill be coming for your love ok
taskeng.exe
>>75403748
You would crave for something that you can`t have too. Perhaps it has something to do with this summer, but I have seen some extremely hot black girls of late whenever I happen to go downtown for few drinks.
>>75403791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixEahmx0Btw
>>75403806
That's because so many Mexicans always look sweaty or greasy
>>75403806
It depends on how dark their skin is for me. I imagine that everyone with dark skin smells bad.
gonna eat nothing but kraft mac n cheese for the next week then try to blend in with canadians
>>75403819
TAAAAAAAKE
OOOOOOOOON
MEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE
-take-
-on-
-me-
Hey pal hows that hockey eh
Thought dem Ottawas had a real shot doncha know
Alright buddy it was nice talking ta ya I'm off ta get some Tims' and Kraft Dinner
Have you ever loved someone who doesn't love you back? Me? This qt from Sonora.
>>75403381
choa who?
DONT
PUSH
ME
CAUSE
I
AM
CLOSE
TO
THE
EDGE
I
PUSH
MY
FINGERS
IN
TO
MY
EEEYYYEESSSS
>>75403872
TAAAAAAAKE
MEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE
OOOOOOOOON
>>75403885
sorry
>>75403992
IIIIIIII'LLLLL
BEEEEEEEEE
GOOOOOONE
ive been on pol all day
my brain is getting fucked
awoo
HERE I SIT ON BUTTERMILK HILL
WHO WOULD BLAME ME
CRYIN MY FILL
AND EVERY TEAR WOULD TURN A MILL
JOHNNY IS GONE FOR A SOLDIER
BBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPFFFF
IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>he drinks cola
hilary clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
so i ripped her fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbert
holy fuck haven't updated android in a year how many fucking updates are there
>>75404103
Are you a rapey otolaryngologist?
>>75404169
what kind of car do you have? are you selling it?
>>75404169
quite possibly
>finns
>>75404006
in a day or..... TWOOOOOOOOOOO
>>75404200
Toyota Tacoma. No. Why?
I'm a big fan of wonder bread
I have emotional problems
weedfaggot responded but its late and raining out
>smoking the devil's grass
my emotional problems are slowly going away
shutup ryan
>>75404330
RARE
A
R
E
>hungry and thirsty
>there are people between my room and the kitchen
gonna die probably
...no
Do I jerk off to straight or gay porn today, lads?
>>75404317
haha wimp
got to hang out with my little qt cousin today at the family barbecue
fuck she smelt so good
>>75404373
did straight porn today but i thought about gay porn as i finished
I want to jerk off but I don't feel the need too, I start stroking it but then I get too tired and I want to sleep
>>75404373
jerk a loaded gun off in your mouth you subhuman piece of shit
>>75404398
>>75404373
go with what your heart tells you
i really enjoy humming
>>75404398
wish i could have sex with my cousin from Louisiana
I want a swarthy Sicilian gf
>>75404448
noted
wish faggots didn't exist
>is a wimp because he feels good
?
>>75404407
>>75404431
Alright, gonna attempt both at the same time
holy fuck how does bud light out sell all the other beers in america? how do they manage that?
I miss drinking a cold cool-aide while at the park playing pokemon with the boys back in the day
>>75404472
>no rolling rock
whats wrong with people
>>75404462
wish haters didn't exist
>>75404472
>coors
>natty light
>bud light
help me out lads
normally i'm given a vector with 3 variables
but this thing got a triangle curl in front and a single function da FUK
A girl asked me if I wanted to have sex
I felt pressured and I said no
She walked away, I was so close. How did I let her get away?
>>75404558
I have no idea what any of this is
i am too incredibly wealthy on runescape
>>75404587
what the fuck give me somw money
i like corona because its light and pleasant to drink
its also the only beer my mother will drink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsRktXy2qGA
whypipo
all i've ate today is one of pic related. guess i ate a lot yesterday.
these are much better than the tims ones, the tea is about the same.
>>75404594
kys janny
>>75404581
imagine a water wheel and the wild water forces that move it around n shit
>>75404602
wait 07 or rs3
>>75404610
wtf im not a janitor
>>75404603
i like buying a sausage egg mcmuffin and one of those dollar cheeseburgers and make a mc10:35
>>75404594
not really a fan of beer. if it's really top quality beer it's alright for 5 minutes and then gets slightly above ice cold and is gross
I like whiskey though
>>75404594
you should drink pacifico.
>>75404627
yeah you are. I knew it years ago and confirmed it recently
>>75403458
Lol. Puebla?
I want a chink gf for a week
>>75404622
fugg i really only rs3, my other account was rare af but it got banned so i dont have a good 07 account anymore
>>75404639
i will
i like most mexican beers i try
>>75404634
i like rum
>puebla
somebody kill this guy for disrespecting me.
>I play RS3
>>75403605
I thought that was a biker suit, then a latex suit and finally a wetsuit
Ive never seen a nigger i ln my life
just found my old Pokemon card collection, anyone want to buy some?
>>75404695
lemme see watchu got, Maybe I'll trade
>>75403706
U want the scoop?
>>75404682
rum is pretty good too
also i did stop kinda ice my friend the narc during the trip
he made some comments about me being upset but nothing 2 heavy, i guess ill just stop talking to him.
im legit pissed because i spent a lot of times wih6 him, he basically risked my life shiggy diggy desu senpai.
>>75404695
sell em off on ebay
threadly reminder there is literally NOTHING wrong with malibu rum
>>75403777
I like trains
>>75404724
okay mom
rs3 is objectively better than 07
stopped being friends with alcoholics and my life has improved in some places and gotten much worse in others
>objectively
>muh runescape 07
>muh vanilla wow
>muh launch star wars galaxies
>muh launch final fantasy xi
all the same breed of short-term nostalgia fag. the truth is all mmos have always been shit
what's the best cheap beer in ontario?
I've only tried pabst blue ribbon, and old milwaukee recently.
>>75404710
wish you died
stopped having friends because you aren't forced into spending time with people after high school and my life has gotten worse all around
>>75404772
bush lite, like $35 for a 28
>If you prefer something old you're a nostalgiafag
>>75404772
those are like the ultimate white trash beers
>>75404743
>dungeoneering
>divination(its like they literally tried to make the most useless skill humanly imaginable, then said LOL you need it for invention)
>community is even more dead and "rush to the GE" focused
>microtransactions out the ass
>EoC
>lore is dead and buried at this point
>minigames are dead
>home teleport hubs make teleportation spells absolutely fucking useless
>poison is gone from combat
>protection prayers dont even block 100% of damage anymore
its shit
>>75404684
Kys shorty
downloading windows 98
>>75404701
see anything you like?
>>75404712
could have sworn I had a Charizard, need to find that desu
only if you prefer something old and worse, or for stupid reasons
>>75404772
what;s the best cheap alcohol in BC? going camping next month
>>75404793
>Alcohol Content (ABV): 4.0%
trying to get drunk
>only if you prefer something old and worse, or for stupid reasons
>>75404808
I have that mew card, but the nipponese Cyndaquil is neat
what else ya got
>>75404819
then buy liquor you stupid dumb canadian idiot
>>75404808
i had a bunch of pokemon cards that were given to me and i sold all of them, made a few hundred bucks and got a lot of positive feedback. it was nice
i have magic cards
>>75404819
four loko (8% - 12%)
never played the card game, I just loved collecting
I probably made my parents spend a couple of thousand dollars on yugioh cards when I was younger and I never learned the rules of the game
>>75404853
I was walking through downtown berkeley today and I saw some homeless guys playing magic on the sidewalk
>>75404824
a bunch of shiny Digimon cards evidently
>>75404853
get a load of this nerd
Do other beers really taste better?
The Old Milwaukee almost tasted like nothing, the Pabst kinda taste how you'd expect a beer to taste lke.
>>75404863
Isn't there something bad about mixing caffeine and alcohol?
>>75404919
four loko doesnt have caffeine anymore (since 2010)
>>75404919
i personally think rolling rock is the best tasting beer
kinda light, pale, and goes down so smooth
>>75404911
youve got to be the only guy Ive ever seen with Digimon cards
im so 6ired and i feel like sleeping but wanna keep posting
what do i do
coffee
>>75404823
is this real
why are there no dragons to save in spyro 2??? kind of defeats the purpose don't ya think??????
>>75404967
go to sleep bud
you can shitpost tomorrow
>>75404973
green tea
>>75404991
4chan
>>75405007
this isn't reddit
want to be a drifter
>>75405018
you are
I'm not a robot
>>75405035
you poofter
>poofter
>>>/brit/
*thinks about the impermanent nature of all conditioned things*
Anglo-America should go back to their British roots
https://www.yahoo.com/news/philippines-president-duterte-says-soldiers-050509711.html
I'm legit worried for these people
Looking for honest rates! I'm 6'2" and 7.4" ;)
in the bay area if anyone is looking to hookup next weekend
there is no such thing as Anglo-America
Still not sure if I should buy one.
*thinks about THICC*
>>75405098
we should deport all our Pinoy
>>75405102
nintendo shitcube
>>75405117
A Korzeniowski?
>I didnt like the gamecube
>i post about video games
the gamecube was fucking awesome
https://www.smashladder.com/
It's for netplay.
going to powell river tomorrow
ya fuck it im buying it
what the fuck else am i going to do with 80k monopoly dollars...
>>75405177
buy me one too =3
>>75405102
why, just play with any other controller.
>>75405177
s'il vous plaît
found a free crt by the dumpster today. want to play some gamecube on it soon
you can download the old starcraft game brood war for free on blizzards website.
much more fun than sc2. really enjoying it.
>he didnt learn the glitch to play as master hand
>>75405145
you're not good at smash
I know how to dance
i could realistically heem here everyone
on mario kart
I smell melee fags
>post-melee smash games
>>75405239
same here
on tr4sh
>>75405239
i'll throw a red shell so far up your ass
>>75405251
i used to be really good at thr4sh but i stopped playing for a long time and even if i completely trash everyone i know i just dont feel good about my chances even againts random online people.
>>75405239
I could unironically with one hand tied behind my back LAP you twice with Dry bones
>tfw no female friends
>dont know where to find my qt 3.14 gf
Melee > Sm4sh > Brawl > 64
I did some cool drifts go karting today
>>post-melee smash games
>tr4sh
>Melee > Sm4sh > Brawl > 64
MK8>MK7>MK64>MKDS>MKWII>MKGBA>MKDD>MKSNES
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/6131419371.html
https://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/ctd/614740150
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>>75405304
seems about right
i am so good at mario kart 8 that i made my ex cry.
she always gave me shit for being a """casual""" so i cant say that i didnt enjoy on a "im worthless and useless" rant after i continued to beat her even if she "trained" a lo.
melee is fun
Rate my meal
>>75405326
absolutely terrible picks
just terrible
DS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wii > 7 > SMK > 8 > DD > 64 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GBA
>>75405353
you're gonna need a lift for any of those
>>75405377
diabetes/10
>>75405377
https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodPorn/comments/6ddn1e/allday_breakfast_burger_handcut_chili_cheese/
>>75405413
yes
that is me
>>75405353
>miata
idk why but i never did like them
heard they drive like a go kart which sounds like fun
but they're just so tiny
>>75405432
>heard they drive like a go kart which sounds like fun
literally why I want one. I used to hate them but I send too much time on /o/
>>75405419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sio3gH8qEQY
>>75405463
stop going through my post history leaf
>>75405427
they're all over 10 years old with tons of miles so you should know how to work on one
>>75405276
I've fought a total of 22,228 battles so far on for glory, according to my for glory records
yet for glory has made me hate this game so much. I've asked myself many times why do I still play. I suppose I have nothing better to do.
and woah, pic related is my records from March of 2016. This is quite pathetic.
>>75405453
used to lurk there from time to time
I have a nice ass for a man, I must admit.
probably one of the gayest things I have ever heard
imagine having never touched a female for so long that you become a faggot thanks to this site
many such cases in this thread alone
what else should i buy?
>>75405568
slipper socks
>>75405504
I pretty good with cars, so is my brother and my roomate
I fixed up a camaro with my dad and really got the hang of troubleshooting and fixing stuff. it's actually a lot of fun.
>>75405526
be careful
>regular guy kinda likes cars
>goes to /o/
>starts really liking cars
>watches drift anime because of /o/
>want to hoon so bad
>today, go kart with friend and beet them because i was trying to copy takumi's turning points
hate myself
>>75405568
buy me a controller, all mine are withering
>>75405517
>22k battles
dude, you are on a whole other level, idk whats my number easily above 1k but dont know the ceiling sorry, maybe more than 2k.
your win rate is impressive indeed and totally better than mine which hovers around 70%
>>75405592
i'm way ahead of you famalam
but i fade in and out of my hobbies
one month i'll be a car fag next month i'm buying pedals for my guitar
>using peddles
>>75405517
also i too hated my self when i bough the game id train for hours so stupids, probably spent like 100 hours in training mode practicing perfect pivoting which never found much use for it, and dont get me starting on grab pivots and extended dash dance which i also spent a ridiculous amount of hours.
made me feel really bad because i never did anything like that for an actual sport.
>amazon student is $40
>two day shipping would be $12 dollars for current cart
should i?
>>75405764
if you're in college, student should be free
>he doesn't use a wah
Imagine your balls getting twisted around and switching places in your sack
>tfw you unironically relate to a meme
kek
>10 pm
>dead
mmmmmmmm
>>75405875
its 9:18, axshually
give a nigga a hug dog
it's 00:18am
>>75405611
my win rate has stagnated since last year. I don't play most matches very seriously anymore. I often pick random and use nearly the entire roster (excluding tierfag characters) so I don't get bored of my mains.
>>75405743
>also i too hated my self when i bough the game id train for hours so stupid
I've been awake for over 30 hours. I couldn't sleep and resorted to playing sm4sh virtually the entire night and much of today. at least a few hours were spent in training mode with Pacman. I just feel dirty.
>smash
it'd be nice to have more /cum/rades hanging out in the IRC
mmmm can't wait for tea and mcmuffn tomorrow :3
>peddles
took me 5 minutes to notice though
>>75405778
not a fan of them 2bh, though that's more of a style thing anyways.
I think it's more worth-while to get a decent amp with effects built-in. My sister got this expensive af vox amp from her ex-husband and it has all sorts of neat shit.
>>75405967
whaaaaaaaat irc
>>75405992
the /cum/ irc
I have an amp with a built in overdrive switch
>>75406009
marshall mgfx?
is shit.
i made it sound realy good with an ibanez tube screamer
but i think my brother sold it i fucking hate my brother so much.
>>75406032
dont remember the brand, I havent used it in forever
I've always wanted to get one of those fender volkswagens and convert it to vox for irony.
>>75405688
that's pretty lame actually
i can soon post under a german flag an pretend to be an autistic and nobody will ever know
did you think I would sleep forever?
>>75406058
>pretend
I was in canada today and forgot to shit post as a leaf
Join the /cum/ IRC on rizon, fags
>>75406078
well all canadians are shitposters so that wouldnt be much of an change
>rizon
yah, because I need more autism in my life
Wish i were Asisn lol.
>>75406099
maybe I could have been a good poster and helped them
vignette > satania
>>75406124
wow working for 16 hours a day and kissing your bosses ass everyday sounds so good
>>75406124
I wish I was an Asian with rich parents in the US driving an imported drift machine
>>75406163
ricers are stupid and you should feel bad
>why do you split /cum/
>i hope you all die
How was your day /cum/?
>>75406136
Better than being a nigger lol
>>75406134
Shit taste friend
>>75406181
fight me
women shouldn't be allowed to compete in sports
>>75406190
Okay! Where are we fighting?
>>75406206
separate but equal
>>75406176
>ricers are stupid
accurate
>should feel bad
not accurate. driving a performance based car doesn't make someone a ricer. a ricer would be if a bought a shitty honda and took off the muffler and put on a spoiler
>>75406216
WOO TA TA
what are you drinking tonigh, buds
>>75406221
pingas colada
>>75406224
Alcohol is degenerate
>>75406236
new
>>75406224
medium dark roast from my percolator
>>75406231
meant for
>>75406224
I stopped drinking alcohol 2 years ago
hacked into a mexican's computer camera and he's taking a picture of a beer
>>75406206
you some kinda gay or something?
where is everyone
>>75406224
>>75406748
I think you are a dork
>>75406783
wow why
>>75406794
that just seems like the stereotypical drink for old ladies and lesbians
t. used to be a bagger at a grocery store
>>75406809
It's better than water when you have to work all night
Also lots of people drink it
t. also used to be a bagger at a grocery store
>>75406841
what store?