Why do americans cover their toilets in carpet?

>>75402286
To check if their ass is clean after using the toilet paper.

>>75402286
>be in bathroom
>need to sit down for some reason
>have to sit on hard toilet seat cover

>>75402286
I don't have that, but after looking at it I think I should

So they can put their shoes there

>>75402286
I would like to know this too. All my nonwhite friends didn't have it, but all my white friends did?

>>75402286
I have no idea and I have wondered about this myself. I've never had one of those myself, but I've always found them queer.
>>75402357
I can't think of any actual housing arrangement where it would make any sense whatsoever to just have a seat and hang out in the bathroom.

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>>75402357
>be american
>can't walk all the way to the bathroom without losing my breath and having to take a seat

>>75402410
Tons of reasons to sit in the bathroom

Most of them involve hygiene you ape

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why do australians carpet their bathrooms?

>>75402635
Now that is just fucking disgusting.

>>75402635
so you dont wake up sore from throwing up all night after drinking

>>75402635
they must do it to force men to be clean when peeing

>>75402286
Provide living space for bacteria. They have rights too

>tfw pissing all over the walls and seat and toilet paper rolls in public toilets

>>75403984
>tfw going into a public toilet and just taking humongous shit on the floor

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