/cum/

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/balt/

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>>75400212

Bought a large amount of meat today

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>>75400252
Mine isn't for sale unless youre Taylor

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the gf

>>75400272
I don't think Taylor's interested in noodle-armed twinks

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the gf

I miss Greenland guys

Poo-poo doody my degeneracy man never gave me a jingaling back

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Stop
posting
asian
whores

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>chicanos next door having a memorial day party
>all these qt girls my age

this thread is only for the functionally retarded

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>>75400286
I'm buff

tfw no gf

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Everyone above this line got trolled

anime
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495762781091.webm

>>75400337
The fat hanging off your arm isn't muscle

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I want a white washed mexican gf

Everyone below this line is a based and white super genius Aryan superman with an 11 inch dick and a qt gf

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>>75400303
why did you change the file name?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS0pn3kbAsA

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The female companion

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>>75400303
Why don't you go over there and stop posting about them?

>>75400375
We must eradicate all wh*ties for the greater good

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>>75400380

I'm a normalfag

>>75400161
I have one and she's a bit insane actually, my grandfather is mostly Spaniard

>>75400411
Back the fuck off????

>>75400401
I'm beta and they're speaking spanish (I dont)

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30 posts of pure shit

good job lads

reddit

>>75400399
>thot filter

>>75400448
Not based and not white

>>75400428
So you're like 1/8th native. You calling yourself non-white is on par with that Nebraskan poster.

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>>75400212
jeb would literally be bush 2.0 no thanks

>>75400488
I say I'm not jokingly because all the people in this thread do

>>75400412
alright thats enough

Ill be by in a hour and a half save me some bbq

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>>75400373
I actually have a specific one in mind that I saw a few days back at Walmart
Wish I didnt get a scholarship so my mom didnt send me to Chad school full of nothing but fobs and stacies

>>75400448
Ha nice image there

un coge chicanos le dice a un chicano que los chicanos son blancos y ambos se la creen.

que bajo hemos caido.

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>>75400522
We do still have quite a bit of food left over
I'll microwave some tendies for you

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>>75400497
Bush is cute

big fan of apu

My kids will be white Hispanics

>>75400561
uh no

you had better put those tendies in the oven

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http://nordic.businessinsider.com/after-nearly-a-decades-delay-and-a-cool-5-billion-over-budget-this-finnish-eternity-project-is-finally-reaching-completion-2017-5/
>Commissioned in 2002, a third nuclear plant - the Olkiluoto 3 - was supposed to raise the bar further by being the safest in the world, using state-of-the-art European Pressurized Reactor (ERP) technology
>ERP technology

>>75400557
But I am the fabled white Hispanic, Sinaloa-chan

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>white hispanic

Really wish the "Hispanic" meme would die. Just call them what they are, mestizos.

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>>75400581
I dont know how to use a big boy oven

>>75400582
*glomps u*
ehe~
*notices ur new nuclear plant*
OwO what's this?

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>>75400566
Apu you say?

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OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS

0. me, sinaloa, caraposter
1. henrico virginia
2. oyster bay
3. cucks county
4. ravioli county
5. finland
6. denmark
7. whatcom county (the only canadian whos not a bad poster mind you)
8. clack my ass
*only made the list because i cant think of more gap*
9. conway
10. new mexico
POWER GAP
9000000000000001. Canadians
900000000000000001. Portland
9000000000000000001. Ohiano

>>75400625
>glomps
wew it's been a while since I've seen that word

>conservatives picked some runt i never heard of instead of bernier
um, sweeties, do you WANT to lose?

>>75400622
No because then I wouldn't get Affirmative Action points
>>75400644
Atrocious post

>>75400644
Can we deport Caraposter back to /brit/?

jeb is black edition

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>>75400644
>tfw fly under the radar yet am the best /cum/ poster
One day I'll reveal my identity and I'll be a legend

>>75400672
ludicrous post

>>75400644
Replace #7 with Toronto and I'll agree

>>75400582
Problems, burger? It's about the same you have to cough up when visiting a doctor for your hemorrhoids.

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Anyway thread is really shitty right now.

guess i will come back later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK5doe9M6Bg

FACT: the United States will be majority Amish

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>>75400212

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>Nationals lost

>>75400672
LOL!
>>75400649
Obviously. Can't allow anyone other than Trudeau to win. Canada ain't diverse enough yet. Hell he might fix your soon to burst housing bubble and restock your treasury. Can't have that happening.

>>75400709
Atleast it's more alive

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>Problems, burger? It's about the same you have to cough up when visiting a doctor for your hemorrhoids.

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>he doesn't have a national waifu
haha

I wonder what would happen if Jeb! was president.

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>>75400301
stop
posting
coalburners
>Cara Delevingne lays a steamy kiss on co-star Jaden Smith

>>75400644
i agree with this list

>>75400743
the same thing but less embarrassing

>>75400743
jeb factorial
???

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>>75400575
Make sure your daughter looks like Angel so I can fuck her

>>75400753
just got an idea for a post

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>>75400742
LOL!

>>75400712
they won't ever take over. their morals lean heavily towards pacifism and isolation

Wish I was arab instead of wh*te

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>>75400769
For a second I though that might be a 2b cosplayer.

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>>75400787
so what I can't make a single post without people making fun of the shitty state my country is in now?
did my post offended you or what?

>>75400827
I wish there were more 2b cosplayers

>>75400807
they'll all become Odin worshiping Vikings in 15 years once the "system" collapses

you just wait, Varg says once the system collapses everything will be different

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrlS4_JDkUA

crackkkaz BTFO'd

>>75400857
I just noticed that your national waifu picture was just a little bit inaccurate :)

jeb was our only chance to stop the ZOG

>>75400857
he's from nj so he's just a tony soprano breaking ur balls

he actually loves you

like i do

While I was running errands I saw a bunch of people dressed up like animals having a BBQ, a transvestite not even trying to pass, a huge group of people protesting Trump for some reason with a small group of (legitimate) white supremacists counter-protesting with confederate flags and ANP banners and loads of people getting high in the open. I don't even live in a huge city, just a university town with about 100,000 people. The world is going fucking crazy and I love it.

fuckin bummed

>everyone I know from highschool/college is getting married to their respective sweetheart
>half of them are moving into their own houses
>quite a few have very respectable jobs
>I'm still finishing my BA
>Still waiting for weed-faggot to call me back
>Weed-faggots friends don't like me so I have to meet up with him on random street corners

>>75400882
isn't varg an ex-convict on welfare?

how will we adopt paganism when nords are like one percent of the populace

>>75400891
let me guess, she doesn't have the veil, right?

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>>75400857
It's okay, you still have the most handsome man in soccer (no homo)

If Pennsylvania anon (not Bucks County) ever finds a gf I'm gonna cuck him tbqh

>>75400941
He looks a bit like my cousin, except my cousin has a buzzcut instead of that faggotry.

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>>75400977
Don't think you have to worry about that

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>>75400742
but we do

her name is Columbia

>>75400930
>isn't varg an ex-convict on welfare?
yes, he also has five kids, an autistic wife, and makes videos in a van

savior of the white race

>>75400977
t-thanks for showing me the courtesy

>>75401026
the last 'savior' with a questionable past (failed artist) killed tens of millions of euros and crippled the power of european domination over the world

just remember that

Gonna start preparing meat for tomorrow as soon as my best friend's sister and arrives. See you all later.

skipping water and air because they're useless
would you be a fire or earth bender?

>>75401114
peace

>>75401118
Earth

>>75401084
uhm sweetie, the jews did that, hitler was completely innocent of any wrongdoing, try again

>>75401114
kisses

varg killed a man in self defence and has 6 white kids and all you have is a small penis and internet anonymity

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>not becoming a master water bender and then learning the forbidden art of blood bending

How do you think I look like?

sometimes i feel like i'm the only canadian
fuck summer fuck """"nice""""" weather fuck this heat
GIVE ME RAIN AND CLOUDS AND WIND AND COOL TEMPERATURES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shan't be fornicating with any Hispanics

>>75401158
I've just always thought being an Earthbender would be cooler and also the Earth Nation seems the comfiest

nothing wrong with a small penis

>>75400977
can't handle the bants Tbh chi all you do is post about me. time to grow up

>>75401166
Mestizo

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>How do you think I look like?

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sucks for all you poofters out there that have to work tomorrow

>>75401200
Pretty sure you post about me a lot more there bud

>>75401166
short and brown but with a handsome face ;)

>>75401248
Boy do I love being a neet

I just want weed so I can smoke my loneliness away

>>75401254
when
all day you just make random posts like this >>75400977
dumb chicano

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gettin' PUMPED

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Should I buy one?

>>75401287
>>75399966

not the same

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haven't posted any frogs in a while

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>not the same

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>>75401166
I imagine you as a white man as all Mexicans are white. See pic related as an example

i have never personally known a chicano

i have seen them and interacted with them at restaurants and when i had a job but i have never known one on a personal level

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>>75401357
more of a collector myself. Here's a rare one - don't touch

>>75401446
chicanos are extremely hit or miss

>>75401466
they barely exist here

there are some central americans and puerto ricans but not many chicanos

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>force myself to get out of the dorm and travel
>end up just going to a record shop and buying records, then going back home

I spent more time on public transportation than I did actually walking around the city

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tfw internet crush on internet girl

>>75401512
that's more than I did

>>75401512
Why do you still use records?

>>75401531

I like the crackling sound from records, and the bass/booming extension form a stereo

I figure why get CD's if I can just get the music from slsk

its really self destructing, I know

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>Why do you still use records?

>>75401512
eh it's alright. i always feel like im doing shallow shit like shop browsing when im in the city. when i move into one i like i plan to do a hell of a lot more community work tho

>>75401513
high heels look disgusting

>>75401513
who is this girl

>>75401557
t. homo

>>75401580
>he needs accessories to be attracted to a woman
>not a homo
lmao

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>>75400901
B-baka don't tell him

>>75401554
That's what all my hipster friends say too but I don't really get it. Just paying the 10$ for Spotify Premium is a lot easier and cheaper, I guess it's just personal taste

>>75401557
they're not supposed to look good they're supposed to make her butt move differently

>>75401318
I bought the controller/game bundle on release date
I've used it a lot and still functions fine. the plastic just feels different from original GCN controllers
not sure if you're only referring to the white one, wouldn't know whether it's some special edition new controller or something.

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>paying for music

>>75401607
>heels don't enhance the attractiveness of a woman

t. actual homo

I need some legal advice. Me and my friends were tripping balls and one of my friends (former friend now I think) flipped the fuck out to the point we had to call the police. We were just talking enjoying the high and about to go for a walk. The friend who freaked out hadn't really been all there for an hour or so but we just thought he was enjoying the trip or was overwhelmed or something. Anyway when we got up to go we noticed his pants were undone. We thought ok what the fuck and told him to put his pants back together and then he acted like he knew what we were saying but he didn't do it. We insisted harder and he just kept getting agitated, it was like he couldn't understand us at all but was pretending to. He kept getting more and more agitated and then shit really hit the fan. His pants fell down completely and we were trying to cover him up with a blanket but he ran into the kitchen and then stripped completely fucking naked. At this point everyone is freaking out, we heard him into the bathroom and I try to hold the door closed on him but its clear he'll break my door. He eventually says "Ok master what do I have to do to get out of here" and we're like alright now we're getting somewhere so we say all you have to do is put on your clothes. I reach in to give them to him but he forces open the door and runs naked into my living room. At this point we all decide to hide out in my friends car and wait it out. We figure he'll come to his senses in an hour or so and put his clothes on and then we'll be in the clear. But no. He walked out, buck ass naked in a busy apartment complex to come find us. It looked like he was rubbing up against the cars as he passed them too. We drove as fast as we could to another part of the complex and called the cops. (cont)

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can't decide what kind of class I want to make in divinity 2

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>not supporting artists you enjoy

>>75401675
We told them everything that happened on the phone they came and got him really quickly. They said he's going to go to a psych hospital and then to jail for a few charges including indecent exposure and resisting arrest (we weren't there when they got him, I can only fucking imagine what happened). They offered to take the rest of us to the hospital in case the acid was "bad" (it definitely wasn't so we didn't go) and then they asked if we still had drugs. I didn't think to lie or ask for an attorney then and there so I just told them what was left (it was very little, we did all the acid and I only had weed). They said they had to look through my apartment but they would probably just confiscate it and move on since we'd been through enough and we were so cooperative. There was only about 2 grams of weed, a few pipes, and a very dirty scale with residue from probably 5 or 6 drugs. They took all that, I signed some papers and they left.

My question is am I really in the clear now? My friends stuff is still here so I know someone will probably come for that but other than that how do I KNOW if there are any legal repercussions for what happened? They didn't even check my ID, I was too fucking high to remember my apartment number or my address so I didn't actually tell them that either, I know they could've taken that down but I thought there might need to be some admission or something. I don't know. Also it sounds like a shitty thing to do but I couldn't think of anything else at the time so when they asked where I bought the weed and acid I told them it was the person they got. I'm pretty sure after an incident like that and considering he's already in jail he'll just eat but I still feel shitty about that part.

Also I know this all sounds far fetched, especially to anyone who's experienced with LSD. I'm majoring in psychology and I'd normally be the first one to say this kind of thing just doesn't happen but I saw it first hand. It was dumbfounding.

>>75401703
unnecessary

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>he has work tomorrow

>>75401707
go to the legal advice subreddit. not even joking. you'll get much better help

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>>75401675
>>75401707
methinks apple juice will do the trick

Made a /cum/ colony on /bant/. Let's expand the /cum/pire. We've allowed the /brit/ish Empire to rule over 4chan for long enough.
>>>/bant/780620

>>75401718
its ok to b gay

>>75401580
found her on reddit and now she lives in my social fantasies

>>75401773
people go there?

>>75400924
they're just as miserable as you lad

>>75401707
you're fine

>>75401707
the cops would have handled everything right then and there if they wanted to get you into legal trouble

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>>75401166
Like this

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>go to the legal advice subreddit. not even joking. you'll get much better help

>>75401675
I've definitely heard of trips going like that. You probably already know this and just don't want to contact him but he should seriously never ever do any drug again. The only explanation for what happened is that he clearly already had some mental illness and the acid just brought it out. A healthy person can trip as many times as they want without something like this EVER happening. Psychedelics only really bring out already existing mental illnesses, there isn't any research that indicates they cause them in an other wise completely healthy person. The problem is a LOT of people have very minor, imperceptible mental defects and only ever find out because of a situation like this. He might've been Syd Barrett'd and it's brought out forever now but it will likely go back into remission but doing any drugs other than whats prescribed by a doctor who knows his condition will only hurt him more.

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Rate my new fidget spinner buds

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>>75401887
h-holy fuck i love mexican girls now

brb learning spanish

>tfw no gilf gf

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>>75401919

>>75401934
https://u.nya.is/mkaxif.webm

>>75401931
They age like milk. Don't do it lad.

>>75401931
un pinche leaf!

not a fan of pakis/indians

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>tfw no negress harem

not a fan of slow threads

>>75402028
glad someone finally agrees with me on this

>>75402030
truly is a bad feel

>>75402036
>wh*ties want to remove this
baka

>>75402030
Haha looks like the zookeeper forgot to lock the door haha

big fan of watching bitches get smacked

big fan of making people feel better about themselves

wish my headphones would stop cutting out in one ear

>haha

big fan of ruining earphones that belong to other anons

my ps3 is dying

>>75402190
so am I

>>75402190

I have yet to have a console die on me

*knocks on wood*

big fan of killing other anon's ps3s

i've never owned a console 'cause momma said a PC was enough

big fan of the ps3

>>75402235

enjoy your shitty n64/Dreamcast emulation, loser

good night kids

>>75402258
Good night dad

>>75402190
my disk drive busted after about 7 years, but i fixed it

playing video games

not playing video games

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>>75402252
why would i play an emulator
i'll be playing the best game that ever existed instead

thinking about video games

>>75402297

because some of the best games of all time are on the n64, duh

Going to play some pubg with the buds after I eat this pasta

watching people play video games

thinking about shagging some local slag

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>shagging
>slag

*hums to himself*

reckon people who talk like brits should fuck off

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>Ohio

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>New Joisey

thinking about playing some overwatch

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Question for folks born in 1997(cusp of Millennials and Gen Z).

Do you associate your childhood more closely with Millennial things like Blockbuster, Jimmy neutron, Yu gi oh, PS2, Gamecube, N64, original Xbox, Drake and Josh, Pokemon Gens 1-3, Gorillaz, Discman, Malcolm in the middle, Cyberchase, Tamagotchi, Osmosis Jones, original Ben 10(came out in 2005 so it barely slips in), Kim Possible, and having crushes on Avril lavigne, Britney spears, Jenny wakeman, and the Dark magician girl?

Or Gen Z things like streaming movies on Netflix, CN Real, Hannah Montana, PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, Bakugan, The Dark knight, Pokemon Gens 4-6, Justin Bieber, Twilight, Chowder, Marvelous misadventures of Flapjack, Adventure Time, Silly bandz, and having crushes on Justin bieber, Harry styles, and "qt thick traps" - NOT girls, because Vice told you it was "hip" and "cool" to be homosexual?

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>redditwatch

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>>75402396
no

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really like this image, need similar

>>75402473
It's a blend of the two

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>OHIO
>H
>I
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>>75402504
here ya go

>>75402529
>American """""cheese"""""

>>75402473
as a '91 I associate my youth with LOTR and Phantom Menace
so you can say that I am not a 90s kid

want to fap but if fap my body temperature will rise and i might get a stroke

99% sure I'm the only person here who never went to reddit

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>as a '91

>>75402529
that not an amime girl

>white people doing and teaching yoga is cultural appropriation
>white people thinking ninjas are cool is cultural appropriation
>white people selling burritos is cultural appropriation
>Canadians liking poutine is cultural appropriation against Quebec too apparently
I think I hate mainstream media more than politicians now.

What does a good resume look like?

I'm in college now and I'm looking for a job for the first time. I've never had to make one until now. What should an ideal resume look like? Any experts here?

I've been fapping to new girls recently and discovered some new bitches who are pretty good. Planning on wakning to Gigi Rivera later today.

>>75402585
I've never been to reddit

>>75402473
Both. I'm pretty sure everyone born from 1995-1997 does. Think it's how this stuff works. I think it's different if you were poor though. I was born in 1995 but I only ever had a PS1 and Genesis so I associate my childhood with that even though my friends had 6th and 7th gen consoles. I remember I was still using floppy disks in the 6th grade in 2007 because I went to a poor school and that's what they gave us to put files on. We still used Pentium boxes from 2002 until 2010 and a lot of times classes would need to use special programs that could only run on DOS so they had at least 6 or 7 even older computers on carts to do that.

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>>75402628

>>75402628
degree and all of the projects you've accomplished outside of class that show relevance to the job you're applying to

>>75402614
>cultural appropriation
is not a real thing just merely a buzzword created by libbies ignore and move on bud

>>75402629
*wanking

>>75402628
sorry never had to make one

nepotism and all that

>>75402648
I would hire this person in a heart beat

>>75402648

this was painful to read

make america white again

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fucking low energy today holy fuck

maybe it's because I drank on and off for like a week and a half and then haven't the past couple days

>>75402648
>computer science
>san fransisco
>tutor in the CS department
>didn't differentiate professional and educational sections
>name is joseph
into the trash it goes

>>75402614
The whole cultural appropriation thing is mostly a joke even among devout leftists. It's a serious issue if it ACTUALLY happens but the definition of actual cultural appropriation is really strict. The only thing that mainstream culture complains about that might be legitimate is the indian headdress thing because you're taking something that's very sacred and only meant to be worn during ceremonies and wearing it with no respect. It'd be like pocketing a communion wafer from a Catholic or Orthodox church and turning it into a necklace

>>75402628
Resumes are in a fucked place. If you're not sending it to someones personal e-mail address it's likely being read by a computer for keywords.

You want a resume for handing out and then a more standardized one for modifying to grab keywords listed in the job application.

In terms of content: volunteer work, employment history, education, and interests (best for the printed one you'd hand to someone for human connection).

Basically google resume templates and focus on chronological order and use past tense for descriptions if you aren't currently doing it. I've had my resume reviewed by many people and each person wants you to completely change it.

>>75402628
http://creddle.io/

>>75402656
Trying to get a job at the local FBO (general aviation sector of the airport).

I'm 21 and in college, never worked a real job unless you count me fucking around with my grandpa's company during the summer after high school. How far back should I go back to? High school? What about inlcuding shit like licenses and certifications? Should I mention my time abroad and learning foreign languages while traveling? Your help and input is highly appreciated

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>add a new album to library
>itunes stops working

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for me it is hudsonville ice cream, the best ice cream

>>75402775
o idk
art and programming are easy as fug to make resumes for because you're actively displaying proof of all the work you have in the form of a portfolio (github/deviantart/etc)

better listen to this guy or some shit >>75402731

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>>75402786
>itunes

>redditunes

>>75402800

>not tillamook

ISHYGDDT

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Is this true?

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was stuck on the side of the interstate with a flat a few hours ago when out of nowhere this hairy old sikh dude stops and helps me change my flat using his tools and his spare tire

offered him $34 (all the cash i had on me) afterwards but he said no and just told me to pass on the kindness to the next stranger i meet. what a guy

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>>75402786
>itunes

>>75402842
based sikh mistaken for towelhead

>>75402825
>>75402846

if there's a way to get music onto my ipod from Foobar, I'd love to know

>>75402858
>ipod
oh boy
maybe you could root it?

>>75402658
>>75402721
>tfw have reddit friends who browse reddit and talk about cultural appropriation and think everything is racist and feel bad about being white even when they're the target of racism themselves
>tfw they're great friends outside of aggressive reddit opinions
One came close to calling me a racist for not being okay with Europe being flooded with migrants. Why are alt left people so aggressive about their opinions? I'm liberal on social issues but just not liking social fashion trends makes me a monster.

>>75402731
Wrote this >>75402775 before I saw your post

All of my volunteer work was in high school and before (habitat for humanity and bs like that). Only job is half assing for my grandpa's company during the summer. Should I include high school achievements? I actually did try in high school and was club presidents of shit, sports team, 4.5 gpa, etc. However, I can't say I'm doing the same in college.

I have an application form and the guy said to just bring in a resume as well. Would a cover letter also be good?

>>75402840

england needs more muslim blobs

>>75402840
yes

>>75402858
>ipod

2006 called....

>>75402742
Good stuff, thanks.

>>75402875

dunno what that means

>>75402837
>west coast faggotry

>>75402842
very bro tier

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>>75402881
>he actively tried in high school
>doesn't actively try in college

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>>ipod
>2006 called....

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5922cb3e49ab2

>>75402842
A good amount devoutly religious people who actually understand what their religion teaches regardless of what religion that is are like this. I live in a town with a sizable Catholic population and I've had quite a few encounters like this and I try to return the love whenever I can even though I'm not really religious.

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Sharpe and his chosen men

>>75402906
in that case, id just get a new device to play music, why dont you use your phone to play music from?

you know your life is shit when you find shaving entertaining

just intentionally fed in a game of league

>>75402919
redpills started coming in and wasn't happy with my school

I fell for the "free college in europe" meme and stop trying halfway through thinking it won't matter anymore but look who's back now

>>75402950
that sean bean?

>>75402956

only 4 GB, so id barely be able to hold anything

>>75402931
>Ebony
DROPPED

Fuck Drumpf

and white people

>>75402988
no sd-card slot?
you could use opus at 160 kbps
its ok quality

>>75402881
A cover letter never hurts. Do you have a job description? You want to look at requirements and duties and try to tie your experiences and relevant education into the cover letter.

If you're young I'd include your high school achievements, extra curricular activities, GPA, and etc. Even if the volunteer experience was a while ago I'd include it.

If something was quite a while ago I'd keep it lower on the resume. You want to try and keep current stuff near the top and education if it's relevant to the job.

>>75402842
Sikhs are truly bro-tier

>>75402877
>One came close to calling me a racist for not being okay with Europe being flooded with migrants

I don't think you're racist but I think the reason a lot of people come to this conclusion is because you only really hear about true supremacists in the news not people who are just fighting to have some ethnic identity.

>>75402983
Yeah

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>160 kbps
>ok

>>75402931
>nigger

closed before it even loaded

>"gamedev" """class"""
more like read the unity docs and turn in reskinned pac-man class

>>75403018
i said opus
have you been living under a rock, im not talking about mp3's here you tech illiterate, never greentext my posts or me again

>>75403004
21 with no work experience. I just walked in and the guy at the front desk handed me two job applications. He just said "line man" and "front desk" so I'm guessing those would be the positions. He also said that him and another guy are leaving in 2 weeks and that I came at just the right time.

Since it's an airport, should I include that I have previous flight training? What about intl driving licenses? Multilingual skills? President of the aerospace club in high school?

And what do you think about this design? I just have no idea what I would put in summary though
>https://resume.creddle.io/showcase/berlin

Thanks a lot dude

overwatch is my only option tonight it seems lads

sucks because i'm so bad at it and it's not particularly fun either

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Who would win?

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Me

>>75403119

right is objectively best girl

>it takes two hours to put some robe on
the STATE of japan

Fuck /cum/ and fuck /cum/ people.

>>75402842
They have free food at their temples that anyone can come eat. Depends on the temple, but the one in my town does it every day. Food is pretty good but there's always a lot of smelly homeless guys there.

>>75403121
t b h

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>>75403207

>>75403207
#StillWith/brit/

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>#StillWith/brit/

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Okay, next picture. Who would win?

pigtails round asses

The recording of my guilty pleasure show isn't loading. Guess I'll just post on /cum/
>>75403119
>>75403251
right for both

>>75403251

left is a

SLUT
L
U
T

>>75401707
You're probably clear if they haven't arrested you by now. Also the guy that it happened to will probably get a diversion program and the charges will get cleared if he doesn't get arrested for a year.

>>75403104
Flight training and the driving thing could go under education. Certificate and special licenses fit into the education area along with high school and college. Organize by date if you can. Current to oldest.

Did you take classes to learn other languages? That could go under education too, otherwise you might want to call the interest section "extra curricular activities" and have an area for studying languages and list which you know.

The high school Aerospace President thing could go under your education area in a bullet point list or you could create a skills section like in the resume you posted to pad it a bit for your lack of work history.

I usually don't use a summary section. It's kind of redundant with a cover letter. You could include the cover letter before the resume if it's in a file.

Also make sure to have 3 references that are non-family members if you can. Friends work for more normal companies. And make sure to apply for multiple jobs since if the job is decent or pays okay you might have competition. Most companies also won't let you know if you aren't hired as an fyi.

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Next one

>>75401675
>>75401707
also you need emergency xanax or some kind of benzo if you're going to be tripping with people, it's a necessity and will stop everything but the most intense freakouts

>>75403331
Right again because I can identify better with it

>>75403331

neither is bad, but I choose left for cute factor

>>75403381
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