/brit/

anime

>>75391768
melt

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the gf

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>you will never have a mate as funny and loyal as Woody

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ABSOLUTLEY FEUCKING NEEED a bendy gf

People who I do not rate:
Pogba
Ryan "wall puncher" ulsterman
Reddit posting lefty irishman
Scottish leftypol poster
Yank rorke

>>75391754
I'm not even woking class you utter mongoloid. Why are you celebrating these statistics? I can only imagine you must be a paki, or spoiled sheltered rich kid.

Islam only causes misery and death everywhere it invades because of white western imperialism

Lads, what are we to do about the poor old devils in China, India and Japan coughing their guts out with tuberculosis?

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>>75391972
Good list

poo, wank

might watch dick and dom

>>75391976
>>75391901

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anime

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>Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.

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lovely day out in the countryside today lads

islamists are causing lots of problems in SE Asia because of western imperialism.

hate minorities
hate the rich
hate the poor
hate women
hate muslims

How many pig dicks do you think the prophet Muhammad sucked back in the day.

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>>75392041

>>75392024
NAEBODY MOOOVE

Lovely old job

>>75392041
ah yes trees and filthy water how exciting

>>75392138
Greater London

you can really tell the lefties here HATE politically incorrect opinions

muslims execute homosexuals, oppress women and mass rap-e the children of nations kind enough to invite them to live because of western imperialism

was really looking forward to watching the thunderstorm today but theres no sign of it

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>>75391976
Melt

>>75392138
How do you know it's filthy?

What was the name of the YouTube channel of the fat, middle-aged northern woman who makes cooking tutorials of the shittest looking meals?

Comments section is a major kek

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time to do a porn

Actually have a shred of hope for Muslims reforming into something civilized after that one lad posted that australian Imam talking truthfully about Islam earlier. I reckon it would be a good 200 years before that happened, though, if they did not kill all the actual moderates like him.

I googled it since I wrote a load of shit figured id find the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYuHJ1mrsLI

>>75392067
unironically true though?

>spain colonises a bunch of random islands and governs them as a single unit despite cultural differences between them
>spanish educated elite declares independence for the entire set of islands (which are only banded together by the fact that the spain considers them to be a single administrative unit)
>people from south assert that they have a separate identity and declare that they want autonomy and independence from this new western invented country
>fight a war over it, that eventually devolves into islamism

can't wait for white americans to become a minority

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>>75392138
fuck off rasheed


>>75392115

>>75392199
i have the nude version of that and his knob is just as ugly as his body.

>>75392164
reddit

what do you lads normally have for breakfast?

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*Steps into /brit/*

feel a bit sad about children being mass murdered in our country and everyone kind of shrugging their shoulders over it

>>75392199
why is that on your computer? is that you?

really want to place my willy inside of a females fanny

il dios REQUIEM

>>75392222
literally watching that right now, he's a proper sound bloke

>6:02
>Manshitter

kek

Clicked this by accident

Fucking nostalgia bomb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSAECj0GXWQ

>follow a communist on twitter
>he has solid bants, seems like a decent likable bloke
>he hits 1000 followers and starts posting gay furry porn and his boipucci
ah yes leftists

>>75392256
nowt

Bit random but I'm requesting that gif of Jenifer
Lawrence pulling two mics to her mouth when she's surrounded by reporters.
Would be much appreciated

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>>75392236

>>75392212
didnt pay for it so its filthy, simple economics

>>75392164
I go hiking every year you stupid twat

>>75392265
Hypernormalisation

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>>75392290

>>75392242
Why do you have the nude version of that? You a poofter lad?

>>75392270
Yes - 6 months after SS+GOMAD

>>75392041
>>75392236
where to

>>75392256
Bran flakes or porridge and a cup of black tea. Sometimes a banana as well

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He's right you know.

>>75392242
lets av a look en'

>>75392256
oats and milk

>>75392256
porridge and coffee

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>>75392252
FUCKING STOP IT

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>I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than all the rest of men, but yet sets less value on his own opinions of himself than on the opinions of others.

>>75392292
banger

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If you see this man report him to the FBI. Number 1 most wanted man in America.

Don't let crime pay

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getttin a bit dark lads ...

>>75392328
don't agree with deano

deano is either runt or rorke

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>>75392314
swinsty in yorkshire

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want to put my penis inside a girl x

https://twitter.com/samtamiz/status/868409930927271936

NEED an Iranian gf

>>75392363
yeah but that shouldnt mean genociding them tbf

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WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

>>75392429
Tomorrow's a holiday.

If there is a God, whence proceed so many evils? If there is no God, whence cometh any good?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccBDu4ZARIo

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Should we move the capital to Belfast????????

????

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>>75392436
meant to quote >>75392350

Things that should be up:
The RA

>>75392464
Empire seem expensive, the NHS is already at breaking point

>>75392452
haram as fuck

>hair showing
>ankles showing
>stringed instruments

that whore needs a good stoning

>>75392436
my problem with yorkshire? no hills, crap cities, crap coast. and northerners. haha last ones a joke tho m8 actually really like rural yorrkshire pub local types

Did anyone else used to call their willy a 'tadja' or is that just a local thing?

>>75392442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

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>>75391972
Ryan and the wall puncher (joe) are two different people
both junkie cretins though

>>75392495
Belfast is a grey depressing industrial shithole with no heart. Big cities are all shit

>>75392520
do you mean todger you fucking idiot?

curious about getting bummed by a tranny.

reckon it would feel sort of weirdly nice to have a pair of tits slapping against your back whilst a soft feminine body rides up against you, whilst also feeling sort of weirdly vulnerable that a seeming female is literally fucking you senseless.

not gay

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>>75392464

>>75392510
shut up you monumental yoghurt

>>75392505
up in flames

>>75392505
my willy

>>75392452

another great civilisation ruined by islam

scored a goal in football today after being on MD till 10am lol

what comedown?

>>75392518
>no hills
dales are full of hills as are pennines
pen-y-ghent is in yorkshire
>crap cities
york is one of the best cities in the nation
>crap coast
whitby, scarborough and flamborough are some of the best coasts in england

dont reply to it

when will britain recognise the state of palestine lads

smuggled drugs into a festival yesterday via a condom shoved up my arse

one of the worst feelings of my life. benders like that? fucking freaks

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>>75392520

>tadja

>>75392558
umm thats a bit gay bro x. he has a penis

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>germany
>eternally btfo
>hated universally
>still arrogant

amazing

>>75392517
protip: iranian girls who show their fringe or a lot of their hair under the hijab are most likely upper class and secular

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>>75392575
>le mooooslims

>>75392613
virtually no one does lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lySVwrcsA4

the gf

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where do writers dream up these plots from?

>>75392620

just put them in your gfs bra

>>75392644
dont know much about iranian history do you? ironic choice of image really.

>>75392659
One year!?
Dear god!

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Why are Pajeets so incompetent?>>75392517

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyqMdR6xoNA

>>75392622
>2.4KiB
Piss off

>>75392557
No I mean tadja

>>75392656
she's cute but the glasses + lipstick are both slightly off

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Alex Cruz, the Spanish chairman of British Airways, was appointed in April last year to oversee a cost-cutting drive that immediately saw hundreds of skilled IT jobs outsourced to India.

>>75392659
i actually dont understand how normoids actually live these happy lives where they meet up in coffee-serving establishments and talk about their netflix and chills.

i wake up feeling groggy, go to work, come home, stuff my face and wank and go to sleep.

on weekends i lie in bed shitposting on opiates.

>america
>constantly getting btfo by chinks in a forrest and sandniggers in a desert
>hated universally
>still arrogant
amazing

>>75392659
couldnt even fathom this

how to be lad

>>75392695
obviously union bosses are going to blame it on them

>>75392659

Omg poor thing a whole year x

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>>75392498
last one for now

(pictured: the gf)

>>75392599
>>75392599
I'll come clean and say i only really know the east riding. scarborough is not nice. dont know what the other ones are. not been to the dales but the pennines aren't very good as far as moorland goes, plus there's some dead kids buried up there by that bloke that just died and his crazy mrs. i have heard york is nice, BUT you have to concede that Hull, Bradford, and Leeds are horrible, horrible places

>>75392766
drink pints bun zoots shag birds skank to choons

>>75392659
hate how normalfags think they suffer

>>75392678
unfortunately no women were present in our entourage. i usually just put them in my sock but thought extra measures might be necessary in light of Manchester. turns out the security was fuck all and we barely even got a pat down.

did see two pakis get pulled aside and thoroughly searched though. good.

>>75392745
And on the other hand normies would be baffled at your "wasted" weekend

come out and fight black and tan cunts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFJV-tbgPsA

cute

Howling at the virgins here seething about sex haters

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>>75392830
can you imagine the normalfags going on their early morning run before going to grab a quick breakfast at a great new spanish place, talking about how they haven't even had sex in a month

the right to freely discuss ideas must be protected

>>75392648
i've seen it up and leave after some frustrated shitposting from being ignored. several times in fact.

>>75392755
>Britain
>constantly btfo by Germans on a beach or Paddies in a field
>can only compete with savages throwing spears
>hated universally
>still arrogant
Amazing

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ah yes the 19:04 to Yorkshire

>>75392867
i don't care normally
i only care when they start boasting and talking about sex and attacking people for not having sex

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But this girl is 13. Why do we celebrate Gauguin when he was a paedo of the highest order?

These are my conclusion
1. Being a paedo isn't bad; or
2. Being a paedo isn't bad if it was historical (see: Muhammed); or
3. Being a paedo isn't bad so long as you can counter it with doing something publicly creative (see: Roman Polanski)

Are any or all of the above true?

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WOAH WOAH WOAH hang on - so you're telling me this lad has gone 40 days AND nights without sex?

I could suspend my disbelief for Avatar but this is nonsense

Fuck me lads just realised I weigh a tenth of a ton

Ten of me is one ton

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A brave father hid the dismembered body of the Manchester terror attacker after rushing to the aid of injured youngsters.

Darron Coster, 50, was waiting for his son Charlie, 20, when Salman Abedi detonated a nail bomb during the Ariana Grande concert at the Manchester Arena.

The former Royal Military Police staff sergeant said his military training 'kicked in' when he heard the blast and he immediately ran into the arena to search for his son.

Discussing the moment he saw ISIS inspired fanatic's body, Mr Coster said: 'I could see half of his body halfway inside.

'I went over and closed the doors because I didn't want anyone seeing that. 'It looked like he had been blown inside the doors. I didn’t want to look.'

>>75392822
moors murders were buried in greater manchester, not yorkshire pennines
bradford is shite, hull's a bit shit, leeds is alri, scarborough is good

>>75392856
can't tell if you're imploring us to come out and fight you or if you are encouraging others to go out and fight us, either way I shan't be engaging in it

90% of yank posts are either
>liam (autismo, poltard redneck)
>football yank (beta, submissive)
both are 30 year old virgins and sit in /brit/ ALL DAY EVERY FUCKING DAY

>>75392842
two things:

I don't like wasting money on things i don't enjoy that much such as overpriced coffee

I don't have friends, I don't have things to talk about with potential friends, I enjoy my own company reading books, shitposting, going to gym, going for a walks or exploring around on my bicycle

>>75392904
don't be too hasty there, that depends on how progressive they are

lost the 'ginity last night lads. dont know what all the fuss was about

>>75392805
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>>75392973
I want to fight a brit

>>75392899

normals consider it outrageous to be single for 6 months

You literally have no clue what you're talking about - you must live in some isolated shithole up north or something because chavs never evolved into lads. Lads are working/middle class - chavs are underclass vermin

>IRA references in 2017

IRA are nothing but organised crime now

using them as a reference about modern islamic terrorism is pointless

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>>75392659
fucking STATE of normies

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>>75392967
forgot pic

>>75392975
good post
hate both of these incel weirdos

>>75392975
don't reply or acknowledge them

>>75393016
ah, right
sorry pal, fighting isn't my style

>>75393007
/brit/ is a normie general

>>75393017
Sick of seeing this untrue post every few days

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>>75392959

I can deadlift 19% of a ton

>>75393017
Yeah, also if they know you for more than that time period and you've never had a gf they're going to assume that you're a virgin

>>75393017
i remember some of the normal girls i used to live in university accomodation with.

they'd just invite random lads over to watch films, eat take out and have sex.

just seems so alien to me for that to even transpire.

>>75393076
Liar

business ideas:
>abnormie purge
>red surge

>>75393034
Only the southern IRA branches run drugs

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>>75393043
can find better views on the dales desu

still a nice view you posted tho x

>>75393016
I'd knock you spark out, you big stiff idiot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2hAR5hHY5s&t=366s

>>75393063
It's true though

>>75393063
it is true you normalscum wanker

>>75393090
i-i im a bachelor i swear!

>>75393034
kill yourself you traitor

>>75393102
>take out

always lose respect for someone if they ever go on holiday to shit-holes like Majorca.

>>75392990
>>75393059
>>75393102
>>75393121
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>>75393159
Fantastic post boyo

wish i wasn't an anxious pussy ( ._.)

>>75393137
>>75393155
It's not

The biggest normie chads usually are single for most if not all of their early 20s

Fuck Merkel tbqh. Macron can do a running jump into a volcano as well.

Love the smell of girls

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>Fuck Merkel tbqh. Macron can do a running jump into a volcano as well.

>be normie
>wake up and check whatsapp
>94 likes on the new selfie you took
>go for your morning yoga-run in the park (which serves no health benefit but makes sure that people who traverse the park see you being ""healthy""")
>go with your friend to a cool juice bar where you drink some smashed up beetroot leaves for a tenner
>discuss with your friend all the latest sex and netflix you've been having
>get invited out to an all day party
>go there and get tanked up with your mates
>see a pretty girl and she goes back to your place to do sex
>post another selfie and go to sleep

cannot even fathom how such a phantasm of a life is even possible

>>75393034

http://www.newsletter.co.uk/news/manchester-bomb-ira-taught-isis-that-terrorism-pays-1-7976623

A Muslim man whose brother was blown up by the IRA has branded Gerry Adams a “hypocrite” for his condemnation of the bombing in Manchester, adding that Isis supporters probably look up to him.

>>75393254
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>>75393126
Hmmmmmm I'm JUST not too sure about that but cant very well argue having not been there CAN I? glad you liked the pic, heres another one. yours is nice too x

>>75393281
only thing I find hard to believe about this story is getting 94 likes, v. hard for a lad to get that for a selfie. everyhing else is on point

>>75393281
Would much rather play my euro truck simulator all day

>>75393281
genetic lottery

>>75393235
Totally false, those guys are often the very first to get married (early - mid 20s) as girls are desperate to lock them down and resort to all manner of deceit and treachery to do so, and they all have a steady of string of gfs up to that point. What you may be confused about is thinking that every tall attractive guy is a total chad extrovert, in fact many of these guys have borderline-robot type personalities which does limit their options somewhat but even they will have gf's and orbiter crypto-gf's on the regular.

>>75393254
PRRRRRTTTTTTtttt

oops sorry anon teehee :) mustve been the burritos

>>75393184

People at work are perpetually going to the Canary Islands

I went to Easter Island and nobody really knew what I meant. Some asked me if it was in Australia (they were thinking Christmas Island). Nobody knew where Buenos Aires was either.

Fucking normies, why are they so thick?

>>75393136
he pulled out of that fight kek

sissy brit

>>75393377
Nah you're wrong

Do you think every girl they're with is a gf?

Gf hierarchy:
1. Japanese Brazilian
2. Boer
3. Brahmin Indian
4. Sami
5. Chaldean

>>75393379
>burritos

FUCK
OFF
YANK

>>75393043
>>75393126
>>75393335
The English and Welsh countryside is absolutely magnificent. Literally straight out of fantasy literature. Too bad Scotland is such shit.

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hindus are bro tier

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Stop
Watching
Porn

>>75393337
still don't get how poeple cant stare at phones all day.

i had snapchat and had 2 people on it (internet friends).

my only snaps were pictures of me at work looking exhausted with the text 'only 6 hours left' 'only 4 hours left' 'skipped lunch' 'i want to go home'

>>75393377
>those guys are often the very first to get married (early - mid 20s) as girls are desperate to lock them down and resort to all manner of deceit and treachery to do so

Have a good giggle when girls start getting old and haven't managed to do this, the abject horror they feel that they might have to settle for a non Chad.

>>75393439
I wank to pure imagination now

>>75393457
jesus your life sounds very depressing

>>75393457
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'he 'f

>>75393502
doing this 2bh.

shame that i cum more intensely to fantasies of traps and degenerate shit, than i do to fantasising about reliving my actual sex experiences

>>75393457
grim post

good gimmick

>>75393428
*does a handstand and lands my shoes on your shoulders. I then tighten my calves together to form a vice like grip of your neck. i then proceed to do a backflip, slamming your scrawny maggoty body into the pavement, turning you into human paste*

>>75393457
pro tip: nobody wants to see that

don't reply to it

>>75393553
>>75393526
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>>75393430
I hate the Scotish as much as next guy but they do have really nice countryside m8. The only thing that could be considered wilderness in the UK really.

>>75393430
i like scotland's coasts and mountains desu

>>75393526
idk what to snap or instagram

i was walking through a field the other day when the weather was nice and it looked nice but when i took a picture it didn't look that nice it just looked like a field.

>>75393430
No its not. Its literally just miles of fields reserved for heavy agricultural use

>>75393612
nowt else to show really.

>>75393639
normies have not filter desu
every time I go to upload something on any social media i just think to myself "who the fuck cares what I'm doing" and then I delete the post

>>75393705
good looking lad is that

>>75393662
Agnus McGoo is angry.

>>75393497
Yeah it's a very prolonged denial and they're always overestimating their actual worth by a few years, every "concession" is always too little too late

http://www.theonion.com/article/few-more-items-knocked-off-list-of-desirable-trait-36412

what does poor show mean

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went on /vip/ the other day, pretty much what I expected

just found out i live in the top 10% most deprived areas in the country
its actually alright here 2bh

CHRIST /r9k/ is the most pathetic thing I've ever witnessed. They make posts that i automatically assume are fedora bait and them everyone and their uncles replies in agreement and elaboration
>chad
>roasties
>you have no gf, kill yourself
>MGTOW
>sexbots
Just a sliver of what was on the first page

>>75393735
>the onion

>>75393767
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>>75393497
>tfw virgin
>tfw don't even want to get married even if i could

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>>75393755
>paying for 4chan

current tube viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osWNy4TKyaU

>>75393767
honestly its the worst board on this site. Gives a lot of people a very bad mindset

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>>75393767
>r9k

in a club I just have to stand there for gay guys to hit on me and fat girls to talk to me

wish staceys would 2bh

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>>75393755
>not paying for 4chan

/r9k/ is based

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>>75393767
fucking normaloids, bweeeeeeeeeeeee

>>75393735
http://www.baka.com.au/lifestyle/life/why-women-lose-the-dating-game-20120421-1xdn0

This is a good one, basically all the girls talk about how in their 20s they all thought they deserved an alpha's alpha then get in a right turn that they haven't managed to settle down with one. Anything less in their eyes is not an option.

What's mental is how candidly they admit that that is the way it is.

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>>75393853
Is that someone's fetish?

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would like to do a suck on rita ora's cheberoonis.

>>75393767
>Sliver

don't ever do that again

do not reply

how do you know if the girl if fake moaning or true moaning?

>>75393767
like the shit you read here is any less autistic

>>75393938
*slivers your*

>>75393889
fat girls coming onto me honestly does worse for my self esteem to nobody coming onto me

>>75393767
neo-/r9k/ is more about anime, ERPing and traps

it's a bit gay 2bh

You might as well just rename /brit/ as /yank/ at this point - sick to death of JFs ruining this general

>>75393984
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*meows*

Living a nightmare lads. Just tried to kill a spider, missed and the fucker ran onto my hand. I started spasming out and I've lost the fucker. He might still be on me.

>>75393984
same, I find it horrid how they think I'm approachable.

>>75393974
stop now please

Took a gamble with a fart and lost
Cleaning my undies now

>>75393964
Most stuff here is ironic or if it isn't the virgin lads aren't filled with white hot rage at the entire female gender and paint them with a schizo tier light

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>hate work
>friendless/partnerless
>no hobbies
>spend freetime worrying that i'm wasting it

>>75393923
>filter changed s m h to baka

Forgot that was still in effect desu.

>>75393987
it's almost as if /brit/ is mimicking britain

>>75393962
if your dick is under 8.5 inches shes faking it

>>75393767
used to go there when it wasn't complete shite (2010 I think), but some guy started spamming pictures of women with cum on their faces several times a day, typically saying "would you kiss a girl that has had another man's cum on her face?" and it all went downhill from there

i think the whole cuck meme actually started on /r9k/ and /pol/ only adopted it

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>>75393662
nothing wrong with farmland desu

trust a dumb fucking irish to reply to it. must be on the same wavelength

pranking some chicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AhJ-fGQsfo

tried out the valve/htc vive

quite good, however in this weather it gets a bit warm

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>>75393936
good post

>>75394048
The cuck meme came from /tv/ I think. Didn't it start as a Louis CK joke?

>>75394002
killing is wrong

>>75393755
when I noticed I couldn't post I just did something else for a bit

imagine actually paying to use fucking 4chan man alive

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>>75394102

>>75394058
christ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNPzlFivd3M
TO ENGLAND, TO BRITAIN

>>75394080
maybe the explicit use of the word "cuck", but i'm pretty sure /r9k/ started getting obsessed with this kind of stuff way before any other board

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>>75394102

norwegian women are very weird

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hate living alone lads

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>life is all about enslaving yourself in work
>having to settle for a modest home and a modest car and a modest wife (if you're even lucky enough to get any of these things)
>whilst having people's better lives paraded in front of you constantly

what's the point lids

Irish? Scottish? Welsh?
Good lad
English?
its beat down time

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>>75394131
>>75394153

Not sure if I'm ugly or not so just spent the past 10 minutes taking video selfies and watching back for analysis

Still not sure desu x

>>75394058
can't watch this

>>75394191
let's have a look

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>>75394053
I was about to write 'lovely, really lovely'. But then the image finished downloading and I saw the large pipes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAAkUmNZf34a

choon

>>75394191
if you have to wonder if you're ugly, you are

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>>75394166
*breaks in*

>>75394168
Get off social media mate, all those things are top notch. That is success and always has been

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... LSD picture 28 May 2017 ...

>>75393767
What's mgtow

American?
Pretty great
Canadian?
dont say that word around here

>>75394224
pipes are for draining the water out during floods

>>75394228
I fear this too

It's tricky though, I've had one girl say she can't believe more girls aren't after me but then in general life barely a single girl gives me the time of day

>>75394187
state of that drawing

>>75394274
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>>75394240
typical sc*user

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>>75394177

>>75394261
Men Go Their Own Way
Basically pathetic runts who women don't want proclaim to all women that they infact don't want them, in some thinly veiled attempt at playing hard to get

>>75394302
*steals all your astros and diadora trackies*

>>75394241
yeah but i don't have any of them either.

i mean my hopes and dreams are to have a little house, a visually unexciting wife and some middle of the road life conveniences.

meanwhile i'm bombarded with pictures of people living in mansions and penthouses, beautiful women and living in frivolity and luxury.

I think what tops it off is that I'm working as hard as I can to just scrape mediocrity. Makes me reckon there is no point of continuing to trudge through the winter with a burden on my back and I should just give up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KI0dVWwqqo

>>75394202
>>75394202
>>75394202
>>75394202

NEW

>>75394274
gf that girl
>>75394357
Stop comparing yourself to others
>bombarded
No one is making you log into Facebook everyday and scroll the newsfeed, focus on real life

>>75394158
explain

>>75392837
>unfortunately no women were present in our entourage.
We're all shocked.