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Christianity edition
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/fr/
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>>75387147
napoleon was italian
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Christianity should and will be destroyed
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'san
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sophie
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I only tend to browse Facebook, 4chan and Youtube these days. The internet is so boring now
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lads

do final year results come out before or after the deadline for graduation sign up
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>>75387281
never
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>>75387281
what is that hat though? Looks like something an orthodox christian priest would wear tbqh
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watching this

tears of laughter
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Paddys gonna get ya
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>>75387278
but the people following him were all french
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anime
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>>75384401
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>>75387295
>a literal 9/10 next to a 3/10
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>>75387292
dimeadozen council estate skank. If she didn't get lucky and become famous she wouldn't stand out from anyone in a london council block
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>>75387300
mine came out well after.
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>>75387333
Me in the middle.
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... me and of timothy JUST byrne my rented flat high alimony 28th May 2017 ...
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i mean, anime
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>>75387365
gay
exam board's on the 9th but our online portal thingy says results expected 21st. reee'ing at this
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the only people committing white genocide are white people
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>>75387327
almost all french
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>>75387310
spanish republican hat
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>>75387327
>>75387449

what are your thoughts on the current Bonaparte dynasty
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>>75387333
the distinction isn't along ethnic/genetic lines, it's socio-economic class

>lower classes
Ugly as sin, look slavish, except the women aren't attractive

>Middle class
Mixed bag, a lot of aspirational runtoids with bad taste

>Upper middle
The true master race; intelligent, ambitious, attractive

>Upper Class
Complacent, weak-chinned, inbred
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despise conspiracy runts
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No one has contacted me in about 3 days
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>>75387422
I had to sign up for graduation by early May and got my results mid-June.
got 59% as well, was literally seething
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got a burger and chips but now i dont want the chips
anyone in brighton want some free chips?
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>shower is cold again
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Six things I could never do without
1) My phone
2) My family and friends - they're a bunch of weirdos but I love them all the same
3) Music - I do sing but maybe not that well
4) TV/DVDs - I have a slight DVD addiction
5) My bed
6) My car
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The mother of Martyn Hett, who was one of 22 people killed in a bombing at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester on Monday, has said she will not invest time in feeling hate towards the attacker.

"I have no feelings of hate and anger at all because I don’t think this person deserves any of those emotions that I should invest in," Hett's mother, Figen Murray, said in an interview with BBC North West.
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hello where are the burgers
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>>75387514
graduation sign up is by 19th june and results allegedly 21st hmm
unlucky lad. hoping for a 1st but knowing my luck i'll get 69%
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>>75387534
Why the fuck would you want a hot shower in Australia
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Trinity Of Globalist Control:

City of London Corporation – Financial power centre, established in 1067

District of Columbia – Military power centre, established in 1871

Vatican City – Religious power centre, sovereign in 1929

All three are separate states, completely independent of their respective countries.
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1 thing i could do without
1) a pulse
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>>75387539
one thing i could never do without:
1) pints simple as
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do circumcised lads need lube every single time they have a wank?
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Six things I could never do without
1) Oxygen
2) Water
3) Food
4) My own intelligence
don't need the rest :)
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>>75387534
cold showers are good for you, just get used to it lad.
look it up, altho bit of a pain for washing with soap
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>>75387614
no
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>>75387539
very runty life you've got there friendo

Or it's a pretty decent parody of a runt
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Got fany in captcha. Ama
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>>75387607
Who is in the 13 families?
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>>75387539
fantastic post
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>>75387542

Salman was a victim as well, he had a mental illness and couldn't think rationally
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>>75387607
me at the top (the eye)
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>>75387542
>I won't even care when my son is murdered, take that terrorists!
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>>75387614
They don't wank because they have no sensation in their dicks
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>>75387468
"literally who"

Bonaparte candidate is literally "DUDEWEEDLMAO"man
Bourbon candidate is a spic
And the Orléaniste candidate is an old fart
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>>75387635
howling
stop buying into survivalism memes
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>>75387567
I actually got a low 2:1 in most of my modules, but got 40% in a couple of modules which pegged my average down to 59. Unfortunately, if you get any 3rds they don't round your grade up like they normally would if you get 59.
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>>75387668
>old fart
very uncomfortable about this american turn of phrase.
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>friendo
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>>75387650
The Trumps
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>>75387468
It doesn't have the right to the french throne. The Bourbon does.
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>>75387539
>dvd

but its the current year
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too many french itt
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>>75387614
no, I've used lube like twice in 2 years since being cut

It's not as good as it was before, but still a good old time
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>Day off work tomorrow
>Got nothing to do
>Will spend my day off getting more and more anxious that I'm wasting my day off
>Work the next day
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>>75387702
shut the heck up
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>>75387581
Its cold in winter.
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>>75387702
Please accept my sincere apologies.
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shant put apples in the fridge again
too rough on me teeth
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>>75387754
Love these
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>>75387542
yeah cause obviously she should just immediately be spouting /pol/-pilled vitriol upon learning of her son's death
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>>75387650

Rothschild (Bauer or Bower)
Bruce
Cavendish (Kennedy)
De Medici
Hanover
Hapsburg
Krupp
Plantagenet
Rockefeller
Romanov
Sinclair (St. Clair)
Warburg (del Banco)
Windsor (Saxe-Coburg-Gothe)
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>>75387753
State of you
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>>75387748
why do runtoids like you fall so hard for this manufactured "cute" kpop shite, matty boy?
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>>75387581
>Australia doesn't get cold

stupid fucking pom
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>>75387699
at mine they round up if you're within 2% and have 60 credits in your final year at the higher classification
meaning I need 70 in the project module (60 credits) to guarantee the 1st. dunno if i've done good enough 2bh
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>>75387826
fuck off abo shagger
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>depressed and lonely all week
>got high on opiate meds a few hours ago
>not high anymore but all depression has gone, feeling good

So this is how addiction starts...
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Might go to sleep lads
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view from the london flat
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reminder that there's a bitch here who believes the earth is flat
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>>75387811
alri ctr cuck shill numale bender cultural marxist rasheed
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liquidate the middle class
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>>75387816
>tfw there's a Rothschild coming to my wedding
I doubt he's actually part of THE Rothschilds but it's hardly a common name like Smith so it feels a bit scary
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>>75387816
could beat them all up without breaking a sweat, why am i not considered the most powerful
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>>75387768
wake up early go for a run/cycle/gym, get home, clean the house, shower, prepare a nice lunch.

Go out and read a book in a park or in the country, go to a nice pub for a few pints

also adding benzos to the equation may help
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>>75387826
It does?
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Why are Australians such consistently terrible posters?
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>>75387768
>day off work tomorrow
>got nothin to do except shag your mum
>will spend my day off getting more and more anxious thinking I've been stung
>work the next day
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>>75387871
yuck doesn't even look like london
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>>75387841
>+5,052
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>>75387785
>>75387826
hahahahhahahahah
you live in an irradiated desert shithole, deal with it you fucking mongs
>reeeee it's 12C that's fooookin freezin sheila peddle faster!!! there's a dingo in me billabong!!! fuuaarkk!!
hahahahahahahah the absolute state of you idiots

hahahahahahaha

no but seriously fuck off yeah
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got circumcised once 21 years ago, like it so much i'm thinking about going in and getting a 2nd one
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Meadows tomorrow lads?
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>>75387908
Oppression by the previous administration
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>>75387889
FONT
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>>75387854
which opiates lad
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Thoughts on Tracer?
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>>75387754
Hate these and ones who think poor drawings are a justified substitute for an argument
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EZsEYk4XqY
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im the best poster here
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>>75387816
and the Windsors actually very wealthy? I don't think they are.
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the thing I like about Australians is they never whine on about politics
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>british people get """"hot"""" (30C isn't hot) and then complain because they're too poor to afford AC

doing an internal howl
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>>75387841
really I was annoyed but I should have just done better, if I'd spent a bit less time drinking/doing drugs/lifting I might have got it. Doesn't really matter in the long run though
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>>75387916
hate this faggot

the guy with the lisp on computerphile is ok though
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>>75387947
Just codeine
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>>75387916
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>>75387912
that's because it isn't London
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CAR-mel or CARA-mel?
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>>75387816
Just think about how many of them are stopping you from having a gf
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>>75387983
>Doesn't really matter in the long run though

only way it doesn't matter is if you've got rich parents who handed you a job
fuck off Tarquin
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>>75388026
enamel
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>>75388026
what do you fucking think mate
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>>75387954
>Gavin McInnes
suspenders twat
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>>75387948
Too Aussie
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>>75387823

Cos is cute
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>>75387998
nice
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Do all daughters secretly want to fuck their fathers?
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>>75387940
Funny thing is I made that post before even coming into this thread
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>>75388036
nothing I want to go for differentiates between a degree grade 2:2 or above. I'm not rich or posh at all
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>>75388065
Made him look to much like a skinhead
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@8080
don't reply to me you stupid runt, learn your place
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>>75387816
That romanov lad has lost his powers. Makes a living by self vodka
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>>75387990
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>>75388097
when he was younger and in better shape I did but he's not really my type now
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Why do brits hate people that are rich or middle class? Why don't brits have any sense of aspiration?
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>>75387922
Exquisite post, truly sublime
>>75387911
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>>75388107
oh
all the jobs (software/data science) i've seen/applied to ask for 2:1 or above
what field?
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>>75387952
wanna stick my face in her cheeks
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>>75388131
Looks like your bf.
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choke me daddy
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>>75388104
Hahaha
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Did you know this?
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>>75388097
>Tfw had some weird daddy complex things with the gf sometimes

i used to call her by a nickname only her estranged father called her by.
sometimes she'd break down and start crying at me, and she'd always say stuff like 'you're always right, i should listen to you more'.

brilliant cuz i also had a bit of a mummy complex with her whereby id act like a child and expect her to make me food.
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>>75388183
alri
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>>75388183
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>>75388170
A variety of things really, I've applied for some graduate archaeologist jobs and I've got my AOSB Main Board next Tuesday
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>>75388202
of course, all european royalty are inbred germanic scum
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>>75388131
had a sin to this album the other day

>>75388155
success is 90% nepotism, 5% luck, 5% hard work
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>>75388155
I hate all classes.
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>>75388203
absolute runt life
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>>75388202
Yes
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>>75388155
Aspiration is an illusion, only one man can save my people
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HE FUCKING DID IT LADS
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Why did Hitler hate the Jews?
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>>75388268
Tbh she was a pretty based gf at times.

we'd watch kino together and talk about the politics of the world and philosophy and stuff.
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>>75388308
Cheated? I know
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>>75388155
A lot of people (working class) want to have all the luxury of the rich (having a home full of gadgets and material things) without actually doing the work to become rich.
They spend all their money, and money they don't have, cramming their homes with gadgets and things from Argos until it's bursting out their windows and then wonder why they are poor. They vote Labour because they think it means they can have even more things without having to do the work
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>>75388231
Union when? Norwegian-british union.
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doing a think
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>>75388319
they didnt let him into art school
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wish i had bought some popcorn yesterday
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>>75388319
Jew doctor told him his mother was dead
Jew killed his dog
Jew rejected him from art school
Jew took his high school crush

Eventually he was sick of it
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>>75388307
love are jezza
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>>75388308
dont care
brian shaw is still better
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>>75388360
not a fan of the 'corn
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>>75388308
awesome tats
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>>75388202
Did you know that the Houses of Hannover and Windsor are like 90% German?
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>>75388321
mm sounds good

don't get TOO much about that with the gf

some philosophical stuff, but she doesn't know about politics :(
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updated the 'ol spreadsheet
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exhibit A
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>>75388353
rightfully so. his paintings were shite
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>>75388327
>Cheated
He cruised the stones, did the first 4 in 21 seconds and waited about ten seconds to start the fifth. One missed rep didn't cost Thor the title at all, Ed being better did
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>haven't had a proper roast for over a year

just
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>>75388421
chortling
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>>75388308
are those tats in japanese?
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>>75388331
Last time that happened we had a king who was wrongly remembered for losing his shit at the sight of the ocean.
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communists are race/gender cucks
fascists are class cucks
liberals live in an alternate universe
conservatives are out for themselves
the white middle class man has to stand alone, unfortunately.
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>>75388378
t. Beta Brian
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>>75388448
*roasts you*
lmao look at this dood
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>>75388496
walked right into that one ayyy
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Why did Jews hate Hitler?
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>>75388488
No worries. It will be great.
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waaaaaahey oi oi slags hehe lager wahey lads. memes. love memes. simple as. doin a poo wahey lads. oi muh gf.

Do I fit in now? Am I a proper /brit/lad?
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>>75388474
the one on the right means 'strength', know this because it used to be the Nexuiz logo
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>>75388522
hahaha whooooa!!!!
*retweets*
*shows to my mates*
haha fucking EPICCC!!!
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>>75388399
she told me about cambridge analytica shit months before it was common knowledge
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favourite curry lads?
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>>75387948
I'm a bigger fan of the cyborg one tbqh
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>>75388330
Dad? when did you start posting on 4chan
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>>75388494
brian seems like a genuinely sweet bloke, ed seems like an arrogant cunt desu
dont like to think of brian being upset about losing :(
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>The last year Britain was not involved in a military conflict was 1962

Society of peace
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>grime is black music

yeah on your bike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwXxKfIj_lI
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>>75388308
look at that fat cunt
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so many dumb fucking phoneposters
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>>75388567
Korma- YUM!
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>>75388330
>this idea that hard work correlates with success

this is the mantra of the enslavement of the majority of the population.

There is literally NO REASON for anyone to work 9 to 5, 5 days a week.
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>>75388656
how can you tell people are phoneposters?
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*blocks your path*
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I will go to Monaco and pay taxes
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>>75388685
capitalise every single line even if it isn't a distinct sentence
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>>75388678
the man with no work would only find boredom
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>>75388656
Are tablet posters ok?
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>>75388685
Jewish trickery.
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>>75388629
>brian seems like a genuinely sweet bloke
no
>former best friend now doesn't talk to him due to his personality
>shagged other friend's widow before his body was even cold
>called the ASC rigged when Z beat him, despite them changing the deadlift to suit him
>humblebrags constantly
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>>75388685
He can't, he's just a schizophrenic and doesn't realize it yet. Sad!
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Why didn't you go home?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gxQaKYFx-4
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>>75388319
cucked him
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>>75388739
the artiste says the word 'work' with a sense of pride and excitement for it entails creativity

the wagecuck says the word 'work' with a sense of dread and sadness.

we've been enslaved
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just lost a chromosome

*votes labour*
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>>75388685
phoneposter here >>75388765
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>>75388771
ireland is their home
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Yanks OUT
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>>75388771
didn't say please
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>>75388656
Why do you care
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>>75388330
>without actually doing the work to become rich
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>>75388814
This changes everything
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>>75388824
say what you want, Ed was one of us.

he was like a real life mark corrigan
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>>75388725
wrong, I turned that off
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>>75388795
thats why you should always tries to find a work that is only the extension of what you like in life
not everyone works doing something they hate. dont want to be rude but if you hate your job it's probably because you didn't have the motivation or the guts to pursue something you're fond of and decided to go the easy way
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>>75388678
I work 7 to 7 lid
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>>75388765
>automatic capitalisation
hello phone poster
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>>75388492
>communists are race/gender cucks
nah
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To be fair theres nothing quite like riding a boris bike through central london at 5am after a night out. The roads are empty, the light of dawn tinges the horizon and you are still slightly drunk. Pure pottery.
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>>75388825
vast majority of phoneposters only started posting in 2015 during yank elections, or 2014 during gamerbait
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>>75388697
I'm singing in the *hits you on the arse* rain
Just singing in the *kicks you on willy* rain
What a glorious *say goodbye to your tummy* day
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>>75388725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02vW3rhTdwm
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pints
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>>75388805
>>75388905
Baited
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>>75388927
How do you know that?
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HYPED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmMq7nYyPgg
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>>75388921
gave my mate a backy on a bike at 4 in the morning through central london (from marylebone all the way across to shoreditch), when we were both pissed.

it was freezing cold too, like -3 degrees iirc. love that memory.
>>
>>75388972
theres a graph of 4chan phone/desktop sessions against time somewhere
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Capitalism is vastly superior to socialism

proof: real socialism always fails
>>
>thought i recognised a woman from a webm of her getting a facial
>only a short clip, couldn't get sauce
>convinced it's her
>just spent 40 minutes cross referencing her facebook pictures with video stills, matching up tattoos and jewellery
>it's definitely her

quite proud of myself lads
not sure what to do now, obviously i'll wank to it but what if there are more?

out of all the fucking people in the world, i can't believe it
>>
what's your favourite meat alternative lads?
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Thoughts on this specimen?

He's how I imagine most of the leftypolacks here
>>
accredit my weekend alcoholism to my overall stellar health/slim figure

>eat healthy during the week and do plenty light exercise
>come weekend eat one meal early in the day then spend the rest of the day drinking myself into oblivion

I enjoy being pissed out of my head without being a fat cunt like most alcos
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>>75388935
>silly sounds AL QAEDA

Bit scared now.
>>
>>75389016
>not sure what to do now

Post evidence, obviously
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>>75388912
they are
they think it's false consciousness. at least orthodox ones.
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>>75388935
if this is you, can you record you saying something in english
enjoy hearing norwegians speak it
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visited london and there were police and army everywhere . bit mad
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>>75389032
Most alcoholics are thin lad
>>
just had a snide go at my mum.

she always tells her friens that me and my borther are brats (not seriously just banterously)

asked her in front of her friends 'why do you always make these jokes about us being brats? what kind of deprecating humour is that mum?'

she went all quiet and her friend looked away.
>>
>>75388330
youre wrong. every investor out there gloats about how little work they have to do ultimately.
>>
>>75389060
i know this means people won't believe me but i don't want to because someone associated with her from work posts here

do you have any idea how to find the original video from a webm? it returned nothing but i'm intrigued if there's a full length video or more
>>
>>75389138
nothing wrong with this sentiment. I'd feel the same if I was a woman
>>
>>75389027
i'm a handsome aryan communist
>>
my autistic son just spazzed out about a harmless joke in front of my friends, absolutely mortified
>>
>Of the 1,041 stores expected set to open in 2017, 80%, or 810, belong to the one retail chain that focuses exclusively on America's poortest, i.e., Dollar General.


Yanks
>>
I've been thinking about trying to make some money on the side writing GCSE/A-Level essays for BTC. Does anyone know whether many kids these days use bitcoins and where the best place would be to advertise my services?
>>
>>75389080
It wasn't me desu. It was another lad in norgetrĂĄden.
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>>75389240
doing a howl
>>
>>75389240
hiya mum! ta for tea tonite did a smashing job as usual
>>
>>75389178
good lad
hate it when my parents talk about me behind my back, thinking i can't hear them
>>
would a confident chap ask a girl out even if he wasn't sure she liked him? would he just take the risk and shrug off a possibly rejection?
>>
>>75389179
>every investor out there gloats about how little work they have to do ultimately.
[citation needed]
>>
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Hmm

Keep incest only on porn sites I say
>>
>>75389293
>click buy
>wait
>click sell
>>
>>75389299
looks like her parents are siblings too
>>
>>75389291
yes
>>
You can't come to my ends
Are u pissed
Are u stupid

I got the ting in my waist like cupid
>>
>>75389299
>eyes that far apart
incest must run in the family
>>
>>75389230
hmm
what's the point in being handsome when the whole deranged equality-obsessed aspect of communism rends it a useless trait and makes you just as worthy as an ugly runtoid?

attractive people tend to support hierarchies and merit
>>
>>75389291
yeah
>>75389328
well, even though you clearly know a great deal about how investment works i was asking for the citation on them bragging about it taking little work
>>
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/22/europe-birthplace-mankind-not-africa-scientists-find/
>>
>>75389288
i feel a bit bad for my mum because she basically doesn't have any banter, so her go to banter is portraying me and my brother as brats.

for example i called her about some bank thing she was discussing with me and she was with a friend, and after we finished calling she didn't hang up properly and i heard her say 'he's only ever calling me about money' to her friend. which is not even remotely true, but its her banter of portraying her kids as brats.
>>
>>75389340
>>75389362
then i shall man the fuck up and just do it. this is literally my purpose for being alive.

wish me luck lads.
>>
Al qaeda never existed. It was just American lie to keep citizens in check. Just like chinese made up a lie about a mongolian called changez khan (ghenghis khan) who never existed
>>
https://twitter.com/UKLabour/status/868861946811957253
>>
>>75389342
*strolls into your neighbourhood*
*sees you and greets you, knowing you'll do fuck all*
>>
>>75389362
it was anecdotal bud
im not writing you a research paper
>>
>>75389259
Bit late now the exam season is nearly over
>>
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>listening to Nils Frahm
>Sipping Sierra Nevada pale ale
>eating pic related

feel good rn lads
>>
>>75389407
good luck lad
>>75389439
yeah go eat a mcdonalds tubby
oink oink oink
>>
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>>75388997
>love that memory.
>>
>>75389299
>reverse image this
>find this link: https://tweetsave.com/baddiiebee
>scroll down
>see a fade image of sam
haha
>>
>>75389376
but homo sapiens still came from africa?
>>
>>75389473
good time
>>
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>>75389499
10+ karma for getting the reference
>>
>>75389499
Imagine his tiny penis buried in pubic hair
>>
>>75388997
slightly gay
>>
>>75389499

cheeky
>>
disabled the voice-activation thing in windows 10 when i first installed it because it's pretty transparently some kind of 1984 scheme, now it turned itself back on again after an update

just shameless at this point
>>
wearing overalls
>>
its tooo waaaaarrrm mmm hahahahahhhaaaahah heelepp meee
>>
>>75389243
>hurr only in America

ashens became a literal millionaire from reviewing poundland products
>>
>>75389588
*undresses you*
>>
>>75389580
disconnected the microphone in my laptop for this reason
>>
>10+ karma for getting the reference
>>
>>75388921
alcohol is haram, you paki bastard
>>
what type do twink faggots usually go for?
>>
>>75389624
repped on recharge
>>
>>75389580
have you considered gnu/linux?
>>
swear i'm getting dumber as i get older
>>
https://twitter.com/Ryanair/status/868806644200873985
>>
normies love space for some reason
>>
>>75389665
i'm running exclusively linux on my laptop, but have windows on my desktop pc for playing games
>>
>>75389603
i only have cotton shorts on rn
still unbearable humidity is at peak im sweating from all over even with the fan on level 3
>>
latest 'kkad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_mD4zq90Nw
>>
>>75389718
people who arent troglodytes love space
>>
was in Leicester Square yesterday

Easy Jet have a cafe there called Easy Coffee

bizarre
>>
>>75389718
i love space desu xx
>>
>>75387404
Kuroneko <3
>>
>Penultimate Leftovers episode tonight

hype as fuck
>>
>>75389742
don't get how people can stand his pseudo-intellectualism.
>>
>tfw the heat is making me unstable
>>
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.
>>
>>75389725

>>75389725


>>75389725


>>75389725

>>75389725

New Thread
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>>75389753
if they opened a brothel it would be called easy sex lol
>>
>>75389753
>>75389742
literally dont understand what compells people to post such utter drivel
>>
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>>75389743
nah they probably think it makes them look intelligent
>>
>>75387614
Nope, I exclusively dry tug when I tried with lube it was just a mess. To be honest, I think the lube is really more for women.
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