Which Spic country is the safest for an American?

>>75378836
You're living in it

Estadounidensia.

>>75378836
Puerto Rico surely, even straight guys will suck your dick there if you promise them statehood

>>75378852
>>75378869
>be american
>get shot

>>75379005
it is uruguay the safest

>>75378836
CHI

>>75378836
LOS

>>75378852
OP lives in California?

>>75378836
none of them, just go to Europe or Australia, girls here are not like internet sells you

>>75379256
ESTADOS

>>75378836
Don't be a pssy and go to el salvador

>>75378836
Honduras

>>75379809
HISPANOHABLANTES

>>75379809
JODIDOS

>>75379846
This. I will personally suck your big american dick.

>>75378836
none, you shouldn't of come here

>>75378852
Quite sure there are safer alternatives for burgers than stay in the US. Maybe Costa Rica.

>>75378836
Safest Spic countries are Chile, USA and Ecuador in that order

The Dutch speaking parts.

Aruba, Suriname, Curacao etc.

>>75382500
>dutch speaking
>spic
Pick one m8. Well, to be fair Aruba and Curacao are filled with venezuelans and colombians

>>75378836
Venezuela

>>75382572
What do they think about the Islands in Venezuela?

>>75382586
Rare

>>75382500
Kek no
Well kinda
Just stay away from Guayaquil

>>75382630
And Colombia.

>>75382657
lurk more gringo

>>75382630
not really sure, m8. I've just heard that lots of them are migrating there

>>75382681
Colombians do visit Aruba a lot. Curacao is a bit more underground

>>75378836
Cuba

>>75382725
As illegals that will be deported perhaps. Its actually quite hard to get a permanent visa here.

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Perú will try their best!

>>75378836
Haiti

>>75378836
Not the EEUUA

It's us, but fuck off we're full

>>75383166
>ú

>>75383102
nigga, the word "deportation" doesn't exist in latin america lol

>>75378852
The US is unironically not a very safe country.

I bet at least 1/3 of the cunts in Latin America have less violent crime, if not more than 1/3 of them. I'm just pulling that from my ass but maybe somebody has statistics.

>>75378836
French Guyana doesn't count so I guess Costa Rica? Panama surely as well.

>>75378836

nothing bad should happen to you in Uruguay.

>>75389492
Nothing bad should happen to him in Argentina either, really, right? I mean as long as he stays out of bad neighborhoods of Buenos Aires, but that's a rule every American is already acquainted with from our own cities.

>>75389435
Ecuador and Chile are safer than both. Northeastern Colombia (Boyaca, Santander) are also safer than both of those cunts

>>75389695
Not really. Argentina is not a safe country anymore. You won't get killed anyways, unless you are retarded. But you can get robbed.

>>75390128
>anymore
Bummer to hear that. What happened, and when?

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>>75389810
>Northeastern Colombia (Boyaca, Santander) are also safer than both of those cunts

>>75390212
hordes of non educated, poorly raised generations came in
add to that the unstable economy and welfare state peronism created, and the people that already had economic problems began to lose jobs and get taxed
add to that the falling quality, and general disregard from the society towards public education

when you dropped out of highschool, never saw your parents work, have problems to find one yourself, and live like shit while there are people with more money around you, suddenly robbing doesn't seem like a bad idea

>>75379223
SPA

>>75385217
>EspaNa

>>75390128
Isn't Montevideo like that, too?? My girlfriend got robbed there once.

Chile

>>75393358
>My girlfriend
Fake and gay.

>>75378836
Cuba, they're so desperate for foreign currency that they'll treat you like a prince as long as you spend money and don't criticize the commie government.

>>75389127
Yes, it exists.

Remember that Colombia has deported over 1000 Venezuelans, and also it has deported Cubans.

>>75378836

Reynosa, Mexico

>>75382586

>wasting your internet ration on calling Venezuela safe

>>75395926

Funny how they're all going there.

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>>75379005
this is 100% true

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Which teams are these? And which cunt? What's your best guess

>>75397157
France, germany and Argentina

Honestly i have no idea what your post was referring to, and havent read anything earlier in the thread

>>75397157

Those looks like central americans.

Because the shirt of the guy in the middle, also the policeman uniform.

>>75397001
why is your regional flag finland

>>75397784
why is yours Chile?

>>75397895
i'll never recover from this

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>>75391115
noooooooooo Argentina don't die :'(
I thought you were one of the success stories :'((((

>>75396386
>American bantz
i'ts at the same level of your education

Italian visiting the US here - I'm flying to Brazil and Argentina soon. Anything I should know?

>>75402814
sopa
la mochila
that's all you need to know