Bong here moving to de Nederlands this summer Moving because

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>>75376495
>Moving because UK laws are changing and will make my business difficult

Bunp for Dutchbros

>>75376495
What's your line of business?

Don't go to the Randstad.

>>75376689
Run a porn site. Everything is legal in the UK but the laws are tightening and I may not be able to continue in the future

>>75376754
Why not

The east doesn't have that many muzzies and is mostly free of PC nonsense. It's the most irrelevant part of the Netherlands though.

But as long as you don't do this >>75376754 you should be fine.

>>75376495
>Any advice would be appreciated, especially what areas to look for an affordable apartment with a LOW Muslim population.

imagine being such a braindead racist that you're an incel who works from home and spends more time on the internet than outside, yet just the thought of a nice lady wearing a headscarf living in the apartment next to you is frightening

>>75376784
Can I act in one of your videos?

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>>75376821
Thanks ameribro <3

>>75376813
Irrelevant huh? Sounds like my kind of place
W-whats in Randstad..?

>>75376784
>Why not
Too many Turks and Maroccans for your liking

>>75376939
Oh yuck, will avoid

>>75376495
Schilderswijk in The Hague has low muslim population, is really affordable and it's a very strategic point to run a business from. I live there too.

>>75376969
Good joke :^)

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>>75376821
Muslims are mostly harmless in low concentrations, but once you have a significant population in one place they start becoming cancerous as fuck. Also who'd want to be friends with someone who worships a literal paedophile?

>>75376872
>W-whats in Randstad..?
pic related

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>>75376969
Yeah nah.

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I hear there are many English speakers in Holland, such as my Dutch friend who is willing to help me with documents and such
So I plan on learning prior to arrival, but its probably a good idea to not socialize until I speak Dutch right? I don't want the locals to see me as a foreigner. How do you guys feel about Brits?

>>75376969
>Schilderswijk in The Hague
>google it
>riots
>orthodox muslims
R U trying to trick me?

>>75377061
after arrival*

>>75377041

God loves all his children but he is not a pedophile

>>75377061
Just talk English the entire time. Dutch people get a boner everytime they get to converse in English.

Muslims are concentrated to the city centers in the west.

But between the cities you have lots of comfy towns which are as white as snow. And from there you can easily reach the bigger cities with no effort.

But if you want to watch your budget it's better to go east. Because then you get a larger house for cheaper.

If you buy a new house then it will likely dramastically increase in price within a year.

Heres an idea
Dutchbros, say your Province, a little about it and if you would recommend it

>>75377128
mate, time to moisten some Dutch vaginers

>>75377107
>have sex with a literal child
>not a paedophile
???

>>75377138
>But if you want to watch your budget it's better to go east. Because then you get a larger house for cheaper. If you buy a new house then it will likely dramastically increase in price within a year.

Sounds fantastic. Assuming EU and UK don't go to war or anything and NL deports/imprisons me I'd love to buy a home there in the countryside

>>75376784
>Run a porn site
Oh fuck you

>>75376495
I think Almere and Groningen still give financial support for new businesses starting there. Maybe something to consider?

>>75377177
Noord-Brabant
City folk think we're farmer trash but we're actually the best Dutch province in the entire country. Reasonable prices, plenty of space, lots of nature and outside of the cities most of the desert scum like to segregate and keep to their own neighbourhoods.

All in all 10/10 wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

>>75377274
Damn nice, I'll look into that?
Isn't Groningen the city thats all cyclist friendly, I think that's great

>>75377298
Lovely, any towns there I should avoid?

>>75377216
I live in the west of utrecht. And it's really beautiful here. But for people who want to live near the big cities, yet want to live in a cheaper house. They often move out of the way to Amersfoort.

>>75377377
Then you can still reach the cities in the west easily without having the same expenses.

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>>75376784
>Run a porn site

Kek. Which one?

>>75377343
Most brown people are concentrated in the west of the province so it's best to avoid that region. I live in Den Bosch myself and while it's a lovely city, it's almost impossible to get a rental house if you're looking for one. Like some other anon said, it's best to live -near- a city but not in it.

The Netherlands is very regionalistic. Someone from Groningen will recommend Groningen. Someone from Den Bosch will recommend Den Bosch.

You have to keep that in mind. People do not actually move away from their home region here. Because farmers, northerners, westerners, bible beltians and catholics don't mix.

>>75376784
You're not the one who makes furry porn, are you?

>>75377190

you had sex with a child?

>>75377458
He's from Rotherham. Doesn't want any Muslims around so that the field's uncontested.

And someone from the Randstad would never want to live in Groningen because it's the most distant corner of the country with nothing interesting nearby. It's basically a forgotten hellhole.

>>75377513
>>75377458
No its pretty vanilla stuff, our specialization is good photography, 4K etc.

>>75377581
>basically a forgotten hellhole.
oh dear

>>75377498
Ah I see

>>75376495
Why Netherlands? Why not somewhere like Czechia?

>>75377739
Been to Czech
>Lack of good models to employ
>Lingering stench of communism
>Ticks

>>75377780
>ticks

Where the hell have you been?

>>75377819
When I was in Prague one summer some locals mentioned there was a big danger of ticks
Maybe they were just talking about camping

>>75377819
>>75377864
Best beer and Goulash though
>tfw would go back to Czech just for those

>>75377537
I'm obviously talking about their prophet

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>>75377864
Yeah, they were talking about woods and stuff. Ticks in the city are almost unheard of.

>lack of good models

Like lack of professionalism or lack of English speaking ones? Because I see models basically left and right.

>>75377343
I don't know, I'm not from Groningen.

When I was making a businessplan I looked up the most business friendly areas for IT. But that was for school at that time (so not for a pr0nbizz obviously) and don't know how the situation is now. You could ask a local bank here for more info. It helped me with planning.

>>75378065
Ja

>>75378065
Simpel. Ben je loonslaaf of zelfstandige ondernemer?

seems like the thread is winding down
Thanks alot Dutchbros for your help, it will be very useful

>>75378416
Good luck. You're doing god's work.

>>75377912

Muhammad? he didn't have sex with a child.

>>75378607
Because he was gay

>>75378660

big if true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBAzlNJonO8

http://nos.nl/artikel/2175424-dumoulin-schrijft-historie-met-eindzege-in-giro.html

DUMOULIN HEEFT HEM JONGENS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUibaPTXSHk

Onze jongen.

>>75378763
>>75378778
>>75378868
niet de nederdraad