You wake up in King Of Prussia, Pennsylvania

What kind of fucking name is that

>>75375474
They have a huge ass mall there

>>75375474

It's actually quite a nice area except for the terrible traffic. Unfortunately septa busses go there, so it gets infested with nogs

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>eastern PA

>>75379077
die in a hole steelnigger
also fuck everything in amerikkka that isn't maine or west pilly outskirts

>>75379077
True. The only good PA is Central and northern

Cool, let's go shopping.

If people still shopped in malls anymore.

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>Wake up in King of Prussia
>Visit my parents and grandparents
>Eat scrapple and cheesesteak
>Load up on tastycakes out of habit
>Visit Valley Forge to see muh ancestor's home
>Avoid Philly
>Fly home once I'm stocked up on comfy

>>75379077

Western PA sucks, is provincial, and is full of untermensch.

Lived there. It's shit.

>>75381520
>Scrapple

My man. I'll do anything for a Slice of scrapple

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>>75385597
>tfw Publix sells scrapple

florida is rightful union clay

>take public transit back to NYC
>Do the same again to get back to Jersey.

Now that would be quite an adventure.

>>75375474
>Frederick I moves there
>he is now King in Prussia in King of Prussia